The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS Producer Neps back from Bali!

Episode Date: April 6, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the OnlyFans podcast with Clint, Meg and Dan. It's not meant to be as explicit as the actual OnlyFans, but most of the time it is. Hi everybody, welcome along to the OnlyFans podcast. We have producer Neeps back from his trip in Bali. Yes, he's back. I'm back. How much of your Bali trip are you allowed to share with us?

Because we haven't really had a bit of a catch-up of you and a bunch of lads hanging out in Bali for two weeks. I can share a good majority of it. Okay. Yeah. Okay, what was the best bit? Okay. Highlight first.

Highlight the thing that I'll remember forever was swimming with manta rays. We took a day trip out to Nusa Penida Island, which was absolutely gorgeous. Nusa Penida. Yeah, and absolutely gorgeous. Nusa Penida. Yeah, and we were crookedly hungover that day. So we went over this massive bumpy road and I swear I got a concussion from hitting my head on the roof. But they took us out on this beautiful snorkeling trip and we got to drive around the cove.

You dive under the water and it's literally like Finding Nemo. There's just all the most beautiful tropical fish. And then as we were in the water and it's literally like Finding Nemo. There's just all the most beautiful tropical fish and then as we were in the water we saw these three big massive two metre shadows coming up and they were manta rays. We got within like half a metre of them and it was just like it was so so special.

Gorgeous creatures manta rays. One of my favourite animals is a stingray. I feel like they're such a graceful creature. Yeah and just the way they move through the water is gorgeous. And they float around. So that's the moment you'll never forget. What about any ladies you'll never forget? Oh, my Norwegian

wife. I thought she was Welsh. She was good too. Oh, I think we are. No, no, no. We were in a big group of guys, which was really, really fun, and we have this great friend who's about six foot five. He's devilishly handsome.

Yeah. But he's got a girlfriend, so he would, like, give them a little twirl. He was the bait. He was the bait, and then they took it, and then they got passed on. Wait, that sounds bad. That sounds really, really bad.

What do you mean? It was consensual. They're like, oh, I want to get to know you. And he's like, oh, sorry, I've got a relationship, but here's my mate Nepia. Exactly, exactly. And that's how we got started. And if I was the girl, I'd be like, oh, I don't want her.

Yeah, no, not that. Not that fella. Yeah, you know what? I'm out. But the girls can't all have the six foot five heartthrob. So you're always working out where second, third best are. I imagine if that's the only reason that you're out to party is to hook up. It was quite good. Like

Finn's Beach Club. Pee'd in that pool. That's why I didn't go in that pool. I said to Neeps, I was like, the amount of chlorine that must go in that pool in the morning. They had to pump it, eh? Because they've got a swimmer bar,

so everyone's just drinking, drinking, drinking. You know when your real boo's off and you need to go to the toilet, but no one's getting out. Yeah, exactly. I wish I could wet myself on the piss more, eh? It would be great. Save so much time going to the bathroom and whatnot. Oh, good to have you back, Neeps.

Yeah, no, thanks. It's actually really good to be back and have a bit of normality back in my life again. I think Vins is where I smoked my first cigarette. It was, yeah. It was one where you push a button on theality back in my life again. I think Vins was where I smoked my first cigarette. It was, yeah. It was one where you push a button on the cigarette and it tastes like vanilla. Yeah, it makes a little flavour.

The options are endless for cigarettes. I'm not even a cigarette smoker, but over there I was. What? So you buy a cigarette and you can push a button? No, I didn't buy it. Me gave it to me. It's an e-cigarette. No, no, no.

It's like a normal cigarette. It's got like in the filter, it's got like a little clicky thing and it could taste like menthol or berries or... Yeah. What is this? Yeah. Space age smoking. It's like an in-between between a vape and a cigarette almost.

Okay. But yeah. Oh, and then I just got like dizzy. It was like... That's why you got spins. Yeah. It was like I'd had a few drinks, that was good, but then after the cigarette, it was almost like I just doubled like dizzy. It was like, that's why you got spins. Yeah, it was like, I'd had a few drinks, that was good,

but then after the cigarette, it was almost like I just doubled my alcohol intake. I was like, whoa, whoa, what is going on here? Oh no, it was just the best trip ever.

We were in a big group of, there was 12 of us over there, and we just had the greatest time. We met some Aussie guys over there that we didn't know. Really, really apprehensive about meeting them, but they were just the coolest dudes. Like,

we just had the best time with them. We hired the scooters as well, which was... Oh, you got away. Yeah, you absolutely have to. We just zipped around the island all day long, go out for breakfast, ordered five different things from the menu, and it doesn't break the bank, which is great.

Yeah, and it's all like $3.60. Yeah, exactly. I got a massive American breakfast for $3. Wow. It was unbelievable. Three bucks. God, someone's losing out there, eh. Wow. It was unbelievable. Three bucks. God, someone's losing out there, eh? Probably the chef.

Yeah, probably the poor Balinese. The Balinese people are just amazing. They are the coolest, kindest people ever. There are a lot of people from New Zealand and Australia that just live there full-time because the amount of... If you sold up your property here and moved, you'd live like a king in Bali.

I remember that guy broadcast that was Tony Veach. Yeah. He had the big domestic violence thing. He was a bit of a horrible man, it turned out. But I think he lives in Bali, doesn't he now? He owns like some place. He's like land low in Bali. They call them like digital nomads,

and it's the people that can work purely online for their job because the rent is so cheap over there. Yeah. We drove past this five-bedroom villa and it had a massive sign on it saying, for sale, it's $40,000 New Zealand dollars. Like, it's just unbelievable.

Are you allowed to, like, on a working visa in Bali, you're allowed to stay there beyond like a year or two years? I think they encourage it. They like having tourists or people from other countries coming because you're just spending your money there.

Contributing to the economy. Yeah, exactly. Wow. Okay. A lot of things you can't do in Bali, though. Yeah, a lot of things you can't. You have to be very careful because there are people, like, on the street that will come up and offer you things,

and you have to be like, no, get away from me because it's all just, you know, the whole Chappelle Corby case. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, mum gave me an earful about that before. Good, good. She wasn't going to. I was going to, so that's great.

Meg just got her drugs and barley from the chemist. Yeah, yeah. Actually, the pharmacies are another bloody world over there. There are a lot of things you're allowed to buy over there. You can't buy here. You absolutely cannot get them here. Just don't bring them in on a boogie board. No, absolutely not.

Tony Veach then remarried in, I'm just googling where he is now, 2015. He got married again. And then 2016 they ended their relationship. Ooh. So. Still in Bali. I don't know. I was trying to find where he is.

I'm sure I heard he was in Bali or something doing. Oh, yeah. So he announced on October 18 researcher that he had given up sports broadcasting and to open a villa retreat in bali i i heard some kind of yarn over there that they they can put a house up like a massive house with a pool in about two or three months time just because the the workers work so hard and it's it costs something like between 100 and 150 000 dollars to build so compared to building a house in New Zealand, it's absolutely nothing,

and then the return on investment is just a sack. Look at you stewing over there, Clint Randall. Your kids don't want to go to Balinese school. Yeah, I know. We were there for two weeks. There's really great opportunities for hair and makeup artists in Bali because a lot of people do destination weddings, and they need a really good makeup artist, so there is good for Jamie. I think when the some really great opportunities for hair and makeup artists in Bali because a lot of people do destination weddings and they need a really good makeup artist. So there is good for Jamie.

I think when the kids move out and then I'm like, right, I'm ready to change it up. I feel like that with my husband already. Really though? Bali? Well, maybe not Bali, but me and Guy, I think, are going to travel like crazy. All the places in the world to go to Bali to live? Thailand? I think it's good for a holiday, but would you really want to just live in Bali?

It could get tiring after a wee while. You constantly have to be careful about what you're eating and what you're drinking is good for a holiday, but would you really want to just live in Bali? It could get tiring after a wee while. Like, you constantly have to be careful about what you're eating and what you're drinking and making sure that the ice is fine. It's fine for a holiday,

but I don't know if I'd live there. I was definitely ready to come back after a couple weeks. Like, my body could not take any more bintangs.

That's the... I learnt two phrases over there, and suksoma, which is thank you, and then satu juta bintang, which means one million bintangs, please. One million bintangs.

One million. You just say that to the locals at the bar and they crack up and then they give you a free beer, so it's great. We've got an interview with Melissa, a sexologist who's just arrived, so I'm not sure how much longer we're going to be able to keep along with the pod,

but do you want to do a dedication? Yeah, I've got a dedication. This one going out to the lovely Claire Gray. Now, Claire Gray is a huge fan of Survivor Clint, just like you. Now, Clint knows every season. He's like a big Survivor fan. She said it was an important Survivor moment. She shared a video of Survivor.

Is that the latest season? Season 48? There's an autistic girl on there and she's teamed up with a guy and says, I'm not good at reading people's body language and stuff and people can, and I'm so loyal that people can take advantage of that loyalty and that naivety. Yeah, he was amazing. So he's kind of taken her under

the wing. There is a clip I've seen and I've deliberately avoided it because I'm not there yet, where the host, Jeff, is in tears, and he's trying to speak through his emotion, and he says, in 48 seasons of Survivor, I've never seen or witnessed being a part of a moment like this. And I was like, oh, my God, what the hell happens? So I'm still catching up.

48 seasons. How many seasons do they do a year? They do two. So he's been, so there's 24 years of Survivor he's been doing it. Wow. That's crazy, eh? And they're already talking about the 50th season, and I think they're giving people a chance to vote

on who they'd like to see come back on the show. Because I guess the 50th season has to be a biggie, so it's almost like the critics' people's choice. What happens when he dies? Because he hosts it and he owns the rights to it. Gone. Oh, really? I think it'll be career suicide, anyone that steps into Jeff Probst's shoes.

I know the guy who does the Australian Survivor does a great job, and there would be people who could do it, but I just think when it's been running that long, if Jeff dies, I think the show just ends with him. Yeah, it's like a legacy thing. Yeah. But, yeah, they do two seasons. They're just back to back to back

just filming Survivor. Two seasons every year. I had a few... Read the stories, but I'll keep them for tomorrow. What's your opinions on? One guy looked at his wife's phone and saw her nickname in the girls' group chat and doesn't like it

and he doesn't know why she has the nickname that she has. You know how you can get nicknames in group chat? Yeah. And didn't know how to hit her up so I thought I could get your opinions on that one. Is it a rude one? Yeah, and I don't know if she does it with her. Like anal Kirstie. Something like that.

Anal Kirstie. How did that just come off the top of your mind? And he's like, you're not fastidious about anything. And she's like, yeah, that's not the use of the word anal that I was... So, yeah, poor guy. Well, not poor guy, but you know, he's losing his mind a little bit because she's not anal Kirstie, but you're

not far off, Clint. You're not far off. I'd love to meet anal Kirstie. You're married, Dan. Not in that way. I just sort of want to quiz her about her name. Really? Funny. Okay.

So hang on, tease us for tomorrow. Have we got time? Because Carl is talking to Melissa, our sexologist who's going to be on the show. He's still padding for us. What do you think? We have to park it and move on. I think we have to park it and move on? I think we have to park it and move on.

It's going to drive me mental trying to work out what that is. Clint's just going to assume it's anal Kirstie. It's not anal Kirstie. It's not anal Kirstie. Until tomorrow it is. What's her first name? Can you give us her name

and then we'll try and guess what it is? Yeah, let me reopen it and make sure I've got it completely correct. Just quickly. Cuckold Kirstie. Oh wait,'s Jeannie. Cuckold Kirstie. Oh, wait, what is it? Cuckold Kirstie. Okay, Jane.

Oh, he's used a fake name. He used her name as Jane Smith, so he doesn't want her to find out. Okay. Let's pretend her name's Kirstie. All right. Yeah, we'll park it there. Sorry, guys. Bit of a busy one after the show today.

Yeah. So we'll catch you tomorrow. Thanks. Good to have you back, Neves. Yeah, great to be back there. Sorry, guys. Bit of a busy one after the show today. Yeah. So we'll catch you tomorrow. Thanks. Good to have you back, Neeps. Yeah, great to be back, guys. Thank you. Yeah, give me more lead-in next time you're doing the boys' Bali trip. You told me about it.

Yeah, I only gave him a couple weeks advantage, so my bad. And clear grade. How many of the people that went were married with kids? Zero. Yeah, so you're right. You need a messenger. I could have represented the married guys. We had another great wingman, yeah.

I could be like the other guy. Yeah, so you're right. You're making a mistake. I could have represented the married guy. I could be like the other guy. Who just goes, hey, I'm sorry, I'm married, but if you made my friend, Nipia's hit rate would be higher if he took more guys who are in relationships. You're dead right, because I've got no game. I can't believe you. All right, catch you tomorrow, guys.