The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS put a little cowboy hat on them...

Episode Date: December 2, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Not your mum's podcast, unless she's into absolute filth, in which case. Respect. This is Clint Megan Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Welcome to The Only Fans with Clint Down in Ash London. We do a radio show, which you can go and catch up on, if you want to listen to that other podcast link, which is probably below this one.

Dan's birthday today. Yeah, but we're not mentioning it anymore. Thank you very much for your lovely message if you want to hear Clint's message that he gave to me on the main show. You can go across there and listen to the main show. I just found out Dan never had a 21st because we were talking about 40th and he's like, I should have a 40th

because I didn't have a 21st. Yeah, I never, I was, I'm not a huge, you know me guys, I'm not a huge party guy. And I just remember when I was, when I turned 21, I was like, I just want to go out for dinner. I think we just went out for dinner with all my mates, yeah. Is that the one way you thought

that they all thought you were going to pay? No, that was my 30th. That was my 30th. Yeah, no, I thought that we went out to this really booed restaurant and they all like and I was like all right thanks for coming everyone we all got up and they all walked out and I just was like shit so I had to go back and be like um we're all paying for this day it was so awkward and then I had to pay like 400 bucks or something in the end because it was all they just paid for food nightmare always make it clear what you want

to do before you go out for dinner I've learned from my mistakes if I was there and I had no and I was a guest and I had noticed that you on your face you were like oh god to avoid the awkwardness, I would have just gone and paid for it even if it was the last, no, even if it was met bankrupting myself to avoid the awkwardness of you then telling all of us are we say, oh yeah, I would love that, I would love to be on the other side of the corner where I'm like, oh my God, look,

Ash is coming out, she's going to have to tell us that we all have to pay. I'd love the awkwardness. We went for dinner to our mates house on the weekend and like they made dinner, we made salads, we all bought drinks. And so I'd probably had like, we'd brought like 10 drinks with us and there's like those Korean, like, pear juice things, the hangovers, I had them on the fridge. And I was time to leave.

We had a couple of drinks. Oh, you didn't. And Adrian wasn't thinking. And just, like, it was getting, like, my salad, like, bowls out of the fridge. Like, an actual, like, crockery. And then he starts, like, putting a couple of our, like, booze we brought back in the bag. You're unbelievable. I wasn't.

And I was like, and then our mate, Nick was like, you're okay, mate. And then we all just laid into it. And then he kind of, like, realized what he was doing. Like, he just had snapped out of it. He doesn't take me as the time to take his booze back. He's not at all. He just had too much a drink. I wasn't thinking.

And we have given him so much shit about it since Saturday night. He's been spiraling. He's so mortified. Oh my God. Do not tell him that you have told us. I cannot wait to the next time we're out drinking or something or if we bring something over one day. I'm never going to fear that story. And we go, hey, bro, I heard you like taking these back home.

So did you hate him done? The embarrassment on his face when he realized what he had done. Yeah. And because we all saw the embarrassment. Of course, we're mates. We had to just. Oh, I actually. what does he bring? Actually, let's work together.

You tell me what alcohol he's bringing, so I can make sure I already have that alcohol. So when he goes to, when he brings it, I go, hey, just so you know when you go, half of those, I've got purple pals as well, so when you take yours home, don't take mine. Perfect. Well, that's what he has. He can't have glued him, which means no beer. Okay. What a night there. He'll bring a bottle of pinot and then some ginger beers or some sizes. I love a long, petty game. I love it. Oh, God. You've almost.

Especially if no one's being hurt. Like, there's not harm, no fowlough. It's a bit of a wind-up where clearly you told his story six months later I've never forgotten and I wanted to get him A bit of fun

Or I'd just go and get some of his drinks And while he's at the party I'd go to his car And I'd sneak them back into his car And then as he's leaving I'd go to wave him goodbye And go see you put your drinks back And he's funny

And he's like no I did it And everyone's on board Like oh my god What you think Clint put them in there Oh as if I would have gone to your car Put drinks in there What's the pettiest thing You've ever done Clint

Because you do like Thinking about it You've done some petty stuff on this show even when there's some sort of competition or anything Clint will do it all costs to win even if he cheats

you know I remember when Meg was on them remember I would be able to find a replay of it I remember when Meg was here I think it was last year it was at April Fool's last year and remember we were playing a game and you cheated and we had planned that I was going to get really angry at you

and I got really angry and was like and stormed out that's right and Dan and I had an on-air fight for April Falls but Meg didn't know. And Meg believed it because Clint's so fucking petty that it was so believable to her. And then when Dan finally came,

because Meg's like, okay, okay, like guys, guys, guys. Dan's like, no, I'm done with this. And he walks out and then Meg was all that awkward as and obviously we went to a song and then we came back and then when Dan came back, he said, oh, crybaby's back. Yeah. Meg wanted to die.

Yeah. I just go send a text, sorry. Didn't you have April Falls written on your shirt or something underneath? I can't remember. No, that wasn't, no. I was a different one. It was a different occasion.

Yeah. Oh, I'm so glad when April Fool's doesn't land on a weekday. Everybody expects radio. I think it's changed now. But back in the day when I first started on radio, fucking April Fool's was like Christmas for radio people. Yeah. They'd be like, what are we doing for April Fool's?

We have to do something out the gate. I was like, do we? Nowadays, the double bluff is actually better. Where you do something that people go, oh, yeah, like first one to the studio wins a brand new car. And everyone's like, oh, bullshit, bullshit. And then it turns out, it was true. Everyone thought it was an April Fool's gag.

It wasn't. If you're just driven to the studio, you would have got a brand new car. So that's actually, I think, probably more fun nowadays where you double bluff him. Get them that way. Back in the day,

I remember all the radio station swapped seats. So Maya jumped on the rock. Rock jumps on the edge. We jumped on Maya. And then we just carried on doing our shows like, normal. I was like, what the fuck?

They're like checking their frequency. This is supposed to be the edge. Why the fuck I've got the rock? How long did you do it for? It was at least for a couple of breaks. That's so fun. I love that stuff. Look what we've received.

Someone's received a gift. out in the office. I'm just looking out there. There's people filming. Now Jack Honeybone, who is like the two I see, his middle management at the edge. He loves a red bull or a monster energy drink every morning he has one. And it looks like he's been sent a red bull fridge. That's like his dream.

That's his dream. Get him in. Get him in. Get him in neaps. Can you get Jack to come in? What is it like an early secret Santa? Or what? From who? From who? From who? And I've got nothing from this company. Oh, the team gets it. The team all chipped in for a birthday present for him.

Or did Red Bull send it to him for his birthday? Let's see, we're going to get him in. Because I'm going to be pissed off If the team chipped in for his one. Yeah, you got a poem. You can't put a price on a poem. I prefer a Red Bull Bridge. I'll remember for next year.

Save myself a fucking hour and a half. No, it was lovely, I loved your poem. It was very nice. Very heartfelt. I don't think you can buy them. See, I'll remember that next year. They'll be like, here's a Red Bull Fridge. He's like, what the fuck do I want this for?

I'll be like, pull the audio. Yeah. re-hash it. You can get like Povot ones. Is it fill as well? Is it like filled with Red Bull? Wow. And who's it from NEPs?

Think it might have been from his partner. No, it's from the edge the promo department organized it. It's like from Red Bull. So they got a whole Red Bull. Yeah, yeah, it's made some shit up. I'm just going to say it's from his partner and they'll believe me. Does that? When I ask her a question, she doesn't know,

she knows that I'm going to like keep digging and digging and digging. So she just makes up an answer. I'm going to shut you the hell up. I can all do that. That's what Nipia did, but the problem is he got absolutely caught out. Ash has got to the point where she'll just get fed up and just yell at you.

No, but now I Google Ash, because she'll tell me something and I'm like, that's not right, and now Google it and realize she's just doing what my wife does. Why isn't he coming in? We asked for him to be brought in here, and no one's done it. True colours? I see they're giving us a fucking fake facts at Nipia.

Go on. Hey, don't run Yeah, fucking take your time, bro Everyone's got it all day Yeah Jesus I want to go home Yeah

So do we No Here he comes Oh now Now he's fucking waltzing in here Take your time It's not like we're in the middle of a podcast or anything I'm six feet on the edge

Maybe six Here he is He's run out of time Who's that from babe? Apparently it's a gift For my birthday, that was like a month ago. God, they say Red Bull gives you wings. Fuck, it made you slower.

Yes, Jesus Christ. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I actually love Red Bull. I probably need to rain it in a touch. So hold on. So you've been sent to Red Bull fridge. Yeah. From who?

Why, what we went? I think Lily organized it or the office organized it. I can't, I still can't figure out if they, like, bought an old one off Trade Me or they've got like a deal on. Well, Dan wants to know if people parted with their own money for your gift because it's his birthday today. Yeah, piss me off if there's been some sort of thing. Yeah, but Clint made him a poem. and you can't put a price on that.

What would you prefer a Red Bull Fridge or a poem? Probably the fridge. I'd agree with it. I'd prefer a poem, Clint. I did hear the poem. It sounded very heartfelt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Amy, you know what would have been lovely? A poem and a fridge.

You know what a poem doesn't do is keep your shit cold? True. Yeah. And I've got a lovely cold drink that needs to be chilled. And I've got like four trays of Red Bull to drink, so I'm like to do that. Do you know why, though, you got that? Because I'm a huge believer in letting people know what your favourite things are

and then when someone sees it they go oh my god Jack would love that or oh my God we need to get him whereas if you're just someone that kind of like stuff but you don't really have a favourite anything people won't do what they just do you

and I've been telling Clint for many years I love poetry so it would be I'm a poetry connoisseur you should have got a whole book what's the other thing that you love as much as Red Bull like race cars it's pretty I'm pretty much just a massive

bogan and heart I like that what kind of race cars like stock cars like Speedway What about the Red Bull Formula One team? That must be your fucking wet green. My favourite. I've got a shirt that I wear all the time.

My cousin worked for Red Bull in Austria for many years. See, that's awesome. I used to love the Red Bull girls. Okay. I used to go around giving it out when we were younger. Thanks guys. I don't know. They were just always my type.

It's literally my type on paper and they're just all working for Red Bull. Clint used to have an I, Mitsubishi Evo, that would be the Lamborghini on the quarter mile. and I can imagine you around the girl or the pit girls that were there. One time Jamie was a Mag and Turbo girl she was in one of those like promo outfits and I was like

please Tell me you can keep that Nah we weren't married I was like what is the uniform cost What is the uniform cost Can I fit into it? No Yeah yeah

Yeah my wife was a promo girl Love that for me And for her Suggard His little face You can tell you're just remembering fondly and fondly. Honestly, the amount of times I've told that wife of mine to get her midriff out, I'm like, get it out.

She's like, no, I don't really. I'm like, babe, I don't know how often I need to tell you how amazing it is and how beautiful it is and how I just want to see it more often. She's like, no, it's not. Well, let her do what she wants to do. She can be naked in the bedroom. Don't we keep saying, like, you know, we're trying to dig up our partners and make them feel amazing.

And then I do it, and it's just like, nah. Yeah, but like, she'll do what she wants to do and show off. If my wife was like, babe, babe, get you. your, I don't know what... Get your ass out. I've been wearing assless chaps around the house between the hours of 8am and 3pm when the kids finished school.

You've heard the story about how when they first got together Ayash and, I mean Clinton, his wife Jamie. What part of the story? And how he broke his arm. Oh yeah, we've heard that. Or was he collarbone, wasn't it? Collarbone, she shouted him. And he was like, where Chris says, we can't,

you can't do anything. You've just got to not look at my dad. Why are you doing his step brother voice? I don't know. That's like Dan's, some weird. It's like a weird fantasy that got unlocked with Dan when I was telling him about. For real. It was a fantasy of mine.

It's like the taboo, there's something about the taboo like we're not allowed, but oh, God, we want to. You know? You don't want to go and break your collarbone for the fantasy. I think it's how Ashfield's about me. She's like, I can't do anything with my co-host, but, you know, I'm married. It's exactly how I feel. I can't. Exactly how I feel.

Yeah. I don't go home when I'm alone. Yeah. I wonder what Dan and Clinton do. Dan and Clint, why are both of you all of a sudden Yeah, that'd have you a weird one. Sorry, that's my fantasy. Not me and Clint.

He said it. He said it, he can't have, no tech baxies. I wouldn't be the first radio show, I wouldn't have thought. To have imploded by mixing business with pleasure. He said rodeo show. He did, he did. Radio show to implode it over a threesome gone awry. That's Clint's dream show, a rodeo show.

Or it's just, he's like on a horse. Yeah, radio, rodeo show. Clint Randall's rodeo. show. That's not bad. That'd be so good. You need to like write, I know how Clint's got an idea for a, like, reality TV show, which she's been shopping around.

None of the networks love it. But here's one. What about where it's like some sort of dating thing, but it's in, like, on a rodeo or on, like, some sort of big back farms. So they kind of do farmer wants a wife, right? But it's almost like, yeah, like, what if it's just the cowboy looking for a girl? Cowboy wants a ride. But they're all city slickers.

So they can't be like proper cow girls The people are living in Sydney, Auckland Is that? That is literally, yeah City girls come and fall in love with farmers I want all farm girls, all farm boys That would be good You know, and the girl gets on the horse

And like has to lasso the things Do they ever do it the other way With farmer wants a wife, Farmer wants a husband? I think they did want But it was still Farmer wants a wife But one of the farmers was a chick I believe

I believe, but I might be wrong Because it's like when they do the Bachelor And then they do the Bachelorette Yeah Yeah Because they'd be the host it He'd be the host and he'd always be in a horse

Like wherever he's doing He just like trot up to the thing And he'd be like, to nade You put on like a rather accent Yeah like you got your black cowboy hat Probably at the start When you're doing opening titles And throwing to challenges

But then when it's elimination Elimination night That's when you got the wide brim white Pristine cowboy And you've got a piece of straw Hanging out your mouth He's actually like actually horny Over the very idea

And I can have that idea for free And then as like get off the horse there's all these like real extreme close-ups or your foot's coming out of the stirrups and like going down and then as you're walking into the elimination arena you just see like your boots with the spurs on the back

like cickling as you're walking in and then you're just getting all the nervous faces of the girls are they asses champs who's got on get the reverse shot when you go ladies we'll see you next time and as you turn around it's just assless chaps every day or the drone pulls out

and it's like You're just known. They're like, is he got the asses chaps on again tonight? You don't know until right at the end. That's how you're your TSL, time spent listening. Yeah, people always hang around. They know that the butt will be out at the end.

Well, it won't it. How many chicks will be visible? Would you have to fake down your ass if you did that? Yeah, 100%. Oh, yeah. And it'd get a bit of a bleaching going on there. It wouldn't get an anal bleak. He wouldn't need to show off his per annium.

Or if someone drops a rose and he has to get a pick it up her. You don't pick it up on the way out. You do that. Facing the camera, don't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I don't think you'd give them a rose. I don't know whether you put a little cowboy hat on them, like when you choose them. I love that.

That's not patronising come here, bud. No, you're coming, you just pop a little cowboy hat on them because this is a little cute. And it's like, oh. I love that. Oh, you go, you give them the golden whip. Golden whip. Yeah, straight through to the final. Bend over.

Oh, well, there you go. There's an idea. Something you could shop around. Yeah. Love you guys. Is that not long enough? Anyone else have anything to say? Oh, what do you do for your birthday before we go?

Do we need to know about anything? Or play the audio of Happy Birthday Daddy. Oh, okay. So this is, yeah, okay, we'll play this. Okay. So I got a video from George, my son. This morning, Hannah was with him. Just as well.

You're not allowed to leave him home to the 14? Isn't this not? The cutest. I mean, for fuck you. Everybody thinks their own kids are cute. Listen to this. Daddy, Daddy. Yes, happy birthday, Daddy.

Oh, your wife's cute, too. Can you one more time? Amen. It does something to my soul that I can't breathe. Oh, my God, it gives me shivers up my spine. Every best, Daddy, Daddy. Oh, you cut off the bin where Hanukles you, Daddy. No, she doesn't.

Yes, she does it. She tells him to say what to do what to say, so she says happy. Okay. Well, we're going to head off to the Joy Store, the Christmas Joy Store, the Kindness Collective put on. So if you get a chance tomorrow, it should be a fun show. We're going to try and raise as much money as we can to get kids off a waiting list so that their parents can go through and pick them up food and presents for Christmas time.

So good. Check out our socials, edge breakfast, and you'll get to see a behind the scenes of where that money goes. And then if you get a chance to listen live tomorrow, or even just text the word give to 3343, the link will be set up and donate what you can. Let's get as many kids as we can that aren't going to have a Christmas this year. Love it. Have a Christmas. That's the goal.

All righty. appreciate you guys listening. Thanks for Earholes. We'll catch you tomorrow. Love you. Bye.