The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS Sex with your best mate, or never talk to them again?

Episode Date: July 16, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Dumb chat, bad decisions, zero shame. If that sounds like your vibe, you're in the right place. This is Clint Megan Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast that is. Kia ora everyone, welcome along to the OnlyFans podcast. Ash London is hanging out with us for the pods. Finally made it to the end of the show.

Yeah. I know, it's been an amazing show. As well having you in. You're kicking that influenza A's ass. Kicking it in the influenza A's ass. You're showing that influenza who's boss. Well the influenza was definitely boss for the first six days. Now I'm coming good. And it's gonna be full house because Meg joins us on the Onyfans as well. She was messaging Dan saying she's got something for the pod and we said alright we'll just call her and

get on. What if we said no? Nah. Oh my god, imagine. We're off, yeah. Would you scale? Oh, sorry, Ash, just quick briefing. So with the OnlyFans podcast, I know during the show,

Adrienne, your husband, and our new boss, texted you and said, don't say dick too much. OnlyFans, you can say it as much as you want. Dick shit, can't fuck whatever you want. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wow. Is that still the rules? Not in front of me, guys. woah, woah, woah. Is that not a rose? Not a rose.

Morning front of Meg, she's pregnant. Morning Meg. Morning. Manny! There she is. Now you text me earlier this morning, you text the group chat Meg this morning saying, Oh she's on voice description. Oh I thought you sounded funny, I was like what's going on? Your third trimester, hold on.

That's creepy pregnancy has done you dirty with your deep tones yeah my back is naked right now and I'm missing the shower in the phone call you what you're naked yeah are you in labour? I'm very naked I'm so naked on the phone right now

are you in labour naked or just naked? I'm just good as a shower okay okay I'm so naked on the phone right now. Are you labour naked or just naked? I'm just gonna shower. Okay, okay, I'm imagining you. Okay, okay, okay, okay. So my question is for the boys, and I thought Ash would love to watch the discussion, is, okay, if, this is a would you rather, but you have to really apply everything that would happen

if you choose one or the other. Right. Okay. So, Clint and Dan, would you rather shag, like have sex with each other tonight, or never ever be able to speak to the other person ever again? Oh, that's a good question. As if you don't speak to each other again, that's your job's done. It is, yeah.

That's a good question. That'd get rid of Dan, I think. Mmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, but you all... And it'd just be a really mute show.

Writers don't talk. A miming show. Mmm. Oh, man. What kind of stuff do we have to... How often is sex between friends? Like... How much stuff?

In a bum? Like, sex? Yeah, yeah, like proper... Like, you guys can choose whose top and bottom, it doesn't matter, but as long as love is made Shotgun top! Fine, and you don't... Shotgun top! I didn't know you could shotgun that

What's more gay, top or bottom? I don't even know No it's not, I feel like... FAT DANG FACE! Because if you don't do anything, the sex doesn't happen I'm just waiting, but you're the instigator I'm gonna have to Vi you a Viagra. I'm gonna buy a Viagra. Oh, that's mean to me.

It's all floppy because you can't get it hard. We're just trying to get a floppy dick inside of a bumhole. I didn't think about that. I didn't think about actually the process of, ooh. God. Producer Carl? Quick question for Meg.

Does one of them have to finish or both? Oh, Jesus. Oh, he's so going for him. And nobody has to know about it as well. It can be a little secret, you guys. Quick question for Meg, does one of them have to finish or both? Oh Jesus. Or anyone. And nobody has to know about it as well. It can be a little secret, you guys can go to therapy together for many years if you need that. But you can never speak to each other ever again. Do you guys not value your friendship just for a little shag? Mmm.

I reckon they do it. No, but I wonder what the friendship would even be like after that. You guys would just be like, we never talk about that again. Maybe we might catch feels. Catch feels. Imagine they fall in love. Yeah. As they're thrusting.

Someone's at least saying it. As they're mid-thrust, I'm like, I'm falling and... Oh, stop! No, I think I'd never talk to Dan again. At least I'd remember, like know like the best times I'm like man he was such a good mate it's so sucky we had that would you rather. I was willing to blow the blank back out of you. I think it changes the friendship too much anyway like it's done after that. You're not gonna be looking at me unless we do it in front of a mirror. It could be anyone.

He'd know. Yeah, he'd know. Like, I just, do you know what I mean? Like it's never the same anyway. And we'd wish we could go back to before that happened. Hmm. I don't know. Could I, could Clint wear a wig?

Yeah. Yeah. And me just making up the rules as she goes. I think I'd... I think Dan would be fine with that and Clint wouldn't be fine with it. I think Dan could move on and be in I'd be fine with it. I'd be like oh yeah we shagged that one time but it was a deer for me. I'm allowed to be wasted though right? Like drunk. Dan doesn't really drink much though. No but I want consent Clint I want you to go

yes please get in. Sounds like you want him to enjoy it.. I do I want him to have a bit of a good time. Yeah you want to show him. Yeah I think if we went to a hotel we've got a lovely hotel room at the QT had a bubble bath together. Nah I want it to be on a surprise night I don't want to know which night it's happening. I want it to be like pretty booze and I'm like oh whatever as opposed to knowing we're both driving getting our ubers to the QT, knowing what's about, no way.

Some girlfriends of mine did this, they were friends, early 20s, and they decided, let's just, like, we're not gay, but for one night only, let's just, like, have a couple of drinks and go down on each other, yadda yadda yadda. And then there were three of them, they never spoke again after that. Oh, really? I'm not going down on clit though. That's way more intimate. Or maybe we need to do something to get in the mood.

A little fluffer. Come on clit. Would you Meg? Would you? Would you have sex with Dan? Oh why me? You never get to speak to him again one of your best mates. What's funny when it's in the table soon, huh? Oh, it is. Yeah, it is hard actually. Wow. If neither of you are married and it's not cheating.

Yeah, but it's even like, it's just, you know, I need to keep a roof over my children at this stage. Like I... You'd be doing it for your kids. Not again. Sons of a prostitute. I think I would say I don't want to do it and then my husband would be really mad at me and he'd go just do it once for God's sake. Take a watch.

Guy would honestly be the one that's like, come on we need the money. You just need to keep going because people want to give up his lifestyle. What about would you let Guy have sex with Dan but you had to watch? Yes. Could you say that quickly? Yes. Or you never get to sex with Dan but you had to watch? Yes. Could you say that quickly? Yes. Or you never get to speak to Dan again? I never get to speak to Dan again unless Guy and Dan have sex.

And you had to watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what if you got the need? Like what if something happened while they were having sex and it was so bad that it changed your relationship with Guy forever? Or something that Guy did. Yeah. Or something different. Yeah.

He sticks a finger in and you're like, oh, it's amazing. Oh, oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God, we're really going deep here. Oh, God. Oh, it's up to you and Guy, I guess. Oh, God. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm never speaking to Dan again, I'm sorry Dan. Oh okay, well it's just Clint and I on the show now then,

if that's the case. What if it's you and me Meg? Oh yeah, we're having sex at five. Ha ha! You're gonna be joking. Oh for goodness sake. Oh thanks babe. Just how much he values your friendship.

Thanks babe. Mmm. You know what? Yeah, yeah that's what it is. Yeah, I think I'd give it a go, if it meant the friendship was gonna last. I mean this job's kinda here and there for me really, to be honest. Like I feel like- You're doing it meant the friendship was gonna last I mean this job is kind of be here nor there for me really to be honest Yeah, I've had either friendship more than the job like if I if I lose this job Hannah still works if anything

It's an excuse for me Breadwinner she has to fuck me with Meg and Stato. Whereas Meg's the breadwinner, she has to fuck me. Yeah, that's it, that's it. Yeah. Anyway. You'd make it weird too, because you know that you'd have the power.

You know what, I think, and this is genuine full seriousness, Meg, I think it would be weirder if you and I did it than Clint and I. It would be more awkward for whatever reason. It would be, because the bits, it's the same bits that you are personally used to having sex with. Yeah, I think it's more real.

Whereas if it's a dude, it can become some like non-sex thing. Yeah, if Clint and I were doing it, I'd sort of be like, oh, it's just for a gag to make Meg laugh, you know? Like, when we're doing it. Yeah, true. Whereas when you and I, even though it would never happen normally anyway, it'd still be an air of like this is pretty real oh god I couldn't I couldn't. Also Meg's a mum. Yeah. Yeah. Clint's a dad though. A daddy. What does that mean? Nothing. Speaking of which, my midwife I think is just about to arrive to put her hand up me for a stretch and sweet. Oh, thanks. Oh, okay. Take out for breakfast first. I'll leave you guys with that thought. I just thought, I wondered who would appreciate

the friendship more out of Dan and Clint, but it sounds like, are you both choosing sex or are you both choosing friendship? No, he turned me down. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, after three or four beers, I'd be more open to it, I think. Don't ask me so much.

Yeah. It's a really nice compliment to you Dan, because you know how many friends Clint has. Yeah true, true. He wouldn't, I don't know. I wouldn't sleep with all of them. Yeah I don't know, his friend Raj, Raj, they've got some sort of chemistry there when they hang out. Alrighty me, well thanks for doing the podcast.

It's been pretty wholesome since whilst you've been away. Oh, sorry about that. See you, babe. Miss you. Bye. Bye. Where she goes. Where she goes. Imagine if it was like, you know how at the moment you have to say, it's Clip, Meg and Dan with Ash London filling in for Meg. If the real reason that I was filling in is because

you know, like, had sex with each other and couldn't look at each other anymore, you'd have to be like, it's Cleen Megan Dan, Ash London filling in because Dan and Meg fucked and now they can't be in the same room as each other. So, yeah. Yeah. There's gotta be shows that have done that.

That have been up-sleeved together and then you just go, something's different about that show. I've heard rumors about a show that exists now. Really? Yeah, getting it on. I'm not going to say which one, but I've heard the rumours. Better not be Cy and Lana. Probably not.

I think Lana's openly gay, isn't she? Yeah, she's got a wife. Nah, Jay and Dunk on the Rock. I mean it more than I, if anyone's going to have sex with Simon Barnett, it should be me. Oh my god, who does't want to own it? Take your number and get in line. He's like silver fox material, isn't he? I don't even think he's got grey hair though, yeah.

He does, salt and pepper. Does he? Got a great rig, he's so good at rigging, he's funny, he takes care of you, he's like over the door, I know that I've thought about it a lot. I think because he's got that shirtless, like, castaway hat that's doing the rounds at the moment, I couldn't even tell you what colour his ad that's still in the rounds at the moment. I couldn't even tell you what colour his hair is. Exactly.

Just checking out the rig. I thought he had like frosted tips, or was that when he was younger? Maybe back in the day. I'm imagining him an hour in my head and he's got frosted tips. It's like, what was he TV NZ host days? He used to host, the show he used to host was-

Stars in Your Eyes? Stars in Their Eyes. What's that? Where you go- Like a talent show? Yeah, so it's like a talent show, but show he used to host was... Stars in Your Eyes? Stars in Your Eyes. What's that? Where you go... Like a talent show? Yeah, so it's like a talent show but you're pretending to be someone. So you'd go, Ash you'd go on and be like, tonight Matthew I'm going to be... Whoever.

Lady Gaga. And then you go behind the things and they make you up to look like Lady Gaga and you come out and you sing like bad romance. It's pretty much, you're someone that does an incredible cover but then they have an amazing, you're a make-up team that will make you look like the May when you come out. It's pretty much you're someone that does an incredible cover but then they have an amazing here a makeup team that will make you look like the May when you come out. It was a great show but... Who would you do? Dan would do Celine Dion. Fuck no I think if I had to who's the voice? I'd do John Bon Jovi then I get to dress up in his cowboy era. You'd look good you'd look

hot in his that yeah that's good for you. Raspi sort of rock country vibe? Yeah, I probably do. I'm just trying to think. Oh no. Would you do Buble? Nah, he's got quite a distinctive low voice. I can't pull that off. Do Michael Bolton. Oh God, if you could get up there.

I do the guy, oh, what's it called? The Offspring. Oh, Billy Joe Armstrong. No, no, that's Green Day. That's Green Day, what's the Offspring? The Offspring, the guy. Is it? Oh, no.

Do that brand new thing. Give it to me, baby. Yeah. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Give it to me. And all the girls sing. But there's a one I've done before. Someone he messaged in and was like,

I was singing something else. Yeah. And someone was like, he danced. My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates he danced. Now wait, that. Yeah, nice. Right in the pocket. But I didn't even know that I could do that, I just did it randomly. I think it's just we must have a similar shaped voice box.

Yep, that's exactly what it is. Add it to the list of talents. I'd love to say I practiced it and I've nailed it, but no, it's just natural. I'd love to say I worked at that, but no, I'm that good without practice. Oh no, not in that way where I'm cocky. I just mean that it's not a... I think it's just a coincidence. No, Dan does great, he does a lot of great voices. I'm trying to Donald Trump at the moment, I'm trying to. I just mean that it's not a... I think it's just a coincidence. Yeah, Dan does great. He does a lot of great voices. He's a talented man.

I'm trying to nail Donald Trump. Well, he says a lot more than that, normally. You've got to see the mouth. He's trying to get the mouth. It's not quite there. The building blocks are in place. On the hands. Here's the thing. It's not quite there, but I'm working on it. The building blocks are in place. On the hands. Here's the thing.

It's a tremendous... I've got one of the best. No, I'm not quite there. But you know what I mean. I believe you'll get there. Bottle Cade, have you heard about Bottle Cade? Oh, Michael Caine's brilliant. Bottle Cade.

I know who Michael Caine is. Yeah, Bottle Cade. He's looking at me so intensely. But he always sounds a little bit like Michael Caine's still getting over a cold. Yeah. No, but the thing about it, you could do it. So imagine this, you put a British accent like that, okay, British accent, then you've got a blocked up nose, so you're halfway there, and then the final thing you've got to do to do Michael Caine is you're about to burst into tears. tears Batman Gotham is not the same without you it's very good you've got a kid's gotta kill you it's very good

yeah anybody could do it so many times actually if you were doing that while we're doing the six thing I think I could be more into it oh oh my god that is one deep anus Okay, alright, we're done. Deep anus. We should have gotten out earlier. Deep anus. That's heinous. Can you get cancelled from podcasting?

Nah. Thank god. I'm about to come. Okay, see you guys if anyone is still listening.