The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS shittest one we've ever done pt 2

Episode Date: June 17, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Dumb chat. Bad decisions. Zero shame. If that sounds like your vibe, you're in the right place. This is Clint Megan Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast that is. We've got to just keep it 10 to 15. Yes boss. Welcome to OnlyFans everyone. You're here Meg.

Sorry. We've got places to be, things to do and I am... When we say I am the timekeeper when it comes to places to be, things to do? Yeah, he likes to be on time. Especially if there's food that is available for free. But there's not food at this, so this is actually just, at the first thing, and not until midday. I've got an idea. Oh yeah, we're going out to, well you won't hear this because we're not even going to be up,

we're going out to Archie Brothers for our boss's farewell. Which is like an arcade bowling alley. No one cares. Right, so Our boss is last day today. Can I get a barbecue Hawaiian if you're in charge of ordering me? Absolutely and I will be in charge Thank you barbecue Hawaiian. Okay. Now Casey you've mentioned it is his last day today. Oh, no one cares you said. Mm-hmm So what we're gonna do is I've written a name Each of our names on a piece of paper. Oh fuck. Okay?

Now this is a nice thing to do. I think he would love for one of us to come out there and for two minutes blow smoke up his ass. Two minutes? Two minutes where you just sit next to him and just say how much you love him. Okay? Oh, it feels mean.

No, because it is, no, but you'll be speaking the truth. It's his last day and he knows we're just sitting next to him and saying stuff because we're being forced to for a radio bit and it doesn't mean it. If you do it well he'll never know. Just do it slowly I reckon. So Meg I'm gonna let you choose I'm gonna let you choose. I want to see now I want to see that there's each of our names when Meg opens one up no no no hold on shake it up you're fucking cheat okay you guys I figure you've stitched me up? No, no, no. Hold on, shake it up. You're gonna fucking cheat. Okay. You guys, I figure you've stitched me up. No, you can look. There's three names. You can open the other two. Okay.

And wait, what are those two? Dan? That's fucking me. Yeah, it's fine, Ken. Okay, good, it is. It's not you. Okay. So Meg, what you gonna have to do... How is he getting away with it again? We've done the two embarrassing things me and you recently. Yeah, I don't know how he does it. You did the hooya and I did the crying in the cupboard.

He just never, he's like a teflon little... He's not even out there. Okay, there he is. So here you go Meg, I'm gonna sign into the toilet on my phone. You just need to go out there and for two minutes... I've written in my card, can I just read the card out? No, you have to say something completely... Oh, when you're doing it, me and Dan will drop under the desk

because then he'll turn and look and see that me and Dan are just watching the same thing. No, turn and look and see that me and Dan are just watching. No, we can just pretend to be talking. We'll just pretend to be talking. Okay, here we go. But then he'll be like, what are they recording without Meg? He knows, it's gonna be so mean. Oh, my wife's up.

Hey babe. Hi, I'm just at St. Luke's. Do you want me to get you a screen protector and covers for your camera? Oh, oh, yes please, thanks babe. That'll be very lovely. You're an iPhone 16 and what color covers do you want for your cameras? Like clear ones? She might have been calling me to like do what sexy talk or stuff. Definitely not. I could get a full cover that's clear.

No, I don't want a cover for my phone. Why would you cover up such beautiful engineering? It's taken up half the time though. I can only do a minute now. Imagine if this is the conversation they're having on the phone, imagine how boring their life is otherwise. I can only do a minute now, Dan.

Jesus Christ. Yeah, we're just recording our podcast, but I thought you might've been calling me for like six. Thanks for the cool content though, James. And can you just check that photo and tell me what you want? Mmm. What would you guys do? I'd fucking kill myself.

Probably do the top one. The top one? Yeah, to match your phone. Maybe the top one actually, but is it the same colour as the desert titanium or is it rose? It probably won't be desert titanium, but I'll ask. No, because it was not the same colour as the desert titanium or is it rose? It probably won't be desert titanium but I'll ask. No because it was not the same colour, I don't want two slightly different colours

so I'll just go with the individual screen. Thanks babe, love you. Oh wow and that was a very rare insight into the Randall household. Yeah we had a what a boring household it must be. Jesus Christ. My goodness. If vanilla was a phone call, that would have been it. Right Meg off you go babe.

He's not there. We're going to have to go find him. How do I know when two minutes is up? You just go and find him and you just hold my phone. Just visualise in your head Dan having sex. Oh yeah that should do it. That'll do it. And then when he's...

When he's... And then double it. Yeah, and when he's finished, that'll probably be the two minute mark. Visualise Clint having a conversation with his wife. That'll put you to sleep. Fuck off, I can't fight him. Cut to a random person. To a random person. Alright.

Alright, get back. This could not be more boring than my phone call. Walking around. Don't worry Clint. Ooh, food. No chance of that. Food, bloodies. Oh, food, bloodies.

Oh god, we've lost her. She's found some food. There's chippies. She's like an old age without a leash. Oh, just do not touch. Fuck. Okay. Um, not around here.

I'm on, yes, I'm looking for Casey. I'm doing a prank. Oh, have you seen him? I knew it. Oh, great, I haven't seen him. I think he was at his desk. Nah, he wasn't. Alright, I'll keep wandering. Modelling shit.

If you want me, you can do it to AB and just say how much you're looking forward to him being your new boss. Oh, that's a good idea. Can you guys hear me? Yep. I can't hear you if that's the case. Well put the phone up to your ear. I don't know how that might help. Alright, no.

How does this contraption work? Put the phone up to your ear! Then you might be able to hear us! If you can't find Casey. You were up to my ear. If you can't find Casey, go up you want me to go up to a B and for two minutes? You have to say how much you're looking forward to him being a new boss You've got two options, but you have to put your phone down. She's probably already text them that

Just read the text you probably sent him. I haven't got my phone. My phone is in with you guys Also, you have text them. Okay No, I'm just saying that I can't, I'm not able to text anything. Right. So put the phone down now. So you want to do the phone? No whatever you did text them about how much you're loving him being our new boss. Just remember that. Oh yeah yeah. Yeah just read that out.

Yeah because I might ass kiss. Is that the gag? You want to kiss his ass you can. What a very visual gag. Okay here we go. I'm going to go over now. Just go ahead before you, before I lose you. Shit he's gone into it. I'm gonna go over now. Just go ahead before you before you for a loser shit. He's gone into it I'm gonna stay that's on the door Just any outside they won't know it's a joke because me is the biggest kiss ass so it'll come across it's quite natural I imagine

What do you say about me, Gart? Kiss us. Ah. What is that sound? Is that you just inhaling? No, I'm just standing here waiting. For what? You guys are useless. For him to come out the fucking room! Dan, do you know why this doesn't work because you gotta

have us play to our strengths and you are like getting a long jumper to try and do high jump it's not our thing pranks are not mine and if it's trying to get a fish to climb a tree yes to climb a tree absolutely yes he's in a private meeting room Into the meeting room and go can I get a higher If you do that open the door if you do that then you're out of it, but I need to hear them hoia back And look through the door and tell us how many people are in there who's Ian with he's coming out I can hear his voice so he's out no that's not his voice that's fine okay can I get a hoia here you go take your phone away from here as well so it doesn't look like you're recording. There's the card in there. Can I get a hoiya? Hoiya!

Brilliant there Stump. Oh fuck he was just in there signing cases card so it wasn't even... Now go back in there and talk to him about how great a boss he is. Oh fuck! Oh my god! For two minutes. Actually while I had you here, I wanted to say how great... I'm really excited that you're gonna be my god. For two minutes. Actually while I have you here, I just wanted to say how great, I'm really excited that you're gonna be my boss. And I just think that it's, you know, we could have had a shit one.

And we've had a shit Aussie in the past. And obviously the Australian, that's one of the, a good Australian. And I, we call you AD, but your name's Adrian. Obviously an Australian, that's one of the good Australian and I Call you a baby names Adrian so a is for awesome say I like you little baby I like you little be in D. I think would be for D is for down to earth Is for relatable she's doing Adrian I Is for inspirational?

a is for inspirational. How do you say it? A is for awesome. And N is for awesome. Fuck, A is for absolutely awesome. Hello everybody. Can I get a hoia? Hoia! Adrian how amazing is this? Hoia! Yeah, I know. Adrian, how amazing he is. Oh yeah? Yeah, just like...

Can we put him in the fridge? Okay, and that's the chain. I don't know. The end is forward. Katie, can you tell me the... We haven't met a guy like him. We haven't met a guy like him. Yeah, I think.

I think I've heard enough. You, do you want to hear what kind of scream protectant my wife's buying now? Definitely not. Are you sure? Yeah. It sounds like... This has been one of the worst problems we've ever done. Should I save it with your Rotorua song?

Oh, I think we've heard that a couple of times already today. We'll pull you down in about 10 seconds. We're saving it with Dan's Rotorua, go for illusion or gondola. It's the home of the mongrel mob. Hey, this is it. It's a town that smells like shit. Rainbow Springs was really lit, but it closed when COVID hit. Sam Cain, Jake the Moth, born in Rotorua. Lava Bar is a bar in Rotorua

Supermarket trolleys everywhere in Rotorua Father's Day lady, she lives in Rotorua Food, I'll tell you where to go, Valentine's or Carbon Co. Old abandoned hospital, where the crack heads like to go. It smells, this is true, the sulphur's good for you There's a lake with a view Shame is filled with dark poo Chase and Momoa were spotted in Rotorua Lots of speed bumps on roads in Rotorua

Naked car wash no more in Rotorua Wear your pajamas at the mall in Rotorua Rotorua, ha ha Rotorua, ha ha Rotorua, ha ha Rotorua, yeah Yeah, you bet me Oh, Migs bag Honestly, sweetheart, hand on heart, I'm never doing one of your fucking things again. You can't tell me to do something.

I do it. I go and do it twice, two or three times, because you said it's shit. Then you go, shit, I don't like doing them. I'm not good at them. You are suspended tomorrow. Yeah, Dan, you're not allowed to be here. Okay, I won't come in tomorrow. You know what?

I don't want you in tomorrow. Yeah, in fact, I'll leave the country. Yeah, get out of the fucking country. I don't want you here. You know what? I don't want you in tomorrow. In fact, I'll leave the country. Yeah, get out of the fucking country. I don't want you here. Maybe Monday. All right? We'll reassess on Sunday evening.

And if you want me in on Monday, I'll come back. And if it'll warm back up, then you can come back on Monday. I don't want to hear tomorrow. Just me and Clint tomorrow. Okay, fine. Happy with me. Happy bye. See you later.

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