The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS should we host a 21st for Dan?

Episode Date: January 22, 2026

This is a podcast from Rover. For the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn Dance Onlyfans. Hi. Welcome to the OnlyFans podcast for your Friday. Hi. Oh my gosh. Oh, same.

Is it the same thing? Could be a thing. I'm definitely not the thing you just show me. Okay. So it's a different thing then. Right. Because I've got a way that men can live longer. Right.

Is it the video where you see touch a boob? Well, I mean, I'm not the scientist, Meg. But take a listen. Your girlfriend's boobs can actually save your love. This is not a joke. Yeah, she says it's not a joke, and then it goes on about why. Yeah, she's an AI bot, Clint. But yeah, but...

I could get any... I could get Chatt Witt to say that that men not touching my breasts makes me live longer. Find any guy that when he touches breast doesn't feel better. A gay man. You'd probably bring gay dudes in. Yeah, yeah, you probably bring gay dudes in as if that's...

I don't know. I feel like... I don't know what's speaking of half a gay guys, but I feel like they wouldn't hate it. I have it, like, openly gay guy I'm trying to think that we could... Yeah, we'd just come in and go, yeah, I feel better after touching them. Because I would mind them giving a little, you know.

Damn. Damn, I don't wear my best bra. We used to. Did we? Yeah, we gave people kicking around the office. Oh no, Dan's here. Dan's here, Dan's here, Dan. Getting.

You are, aren't you, Dan? A little bit. You're a bit. I mean, what are you talking about? You know. You are. Are you, aren't you? I liked him in his first term.

That's terrible We always say you're a bit gay Because Clint found an AI bot video That says if men touch boobs They'll live for 40 years longer Not longer But they'll just have a longer More fulfilled life

How does that work? It's to do with their cardiac What have I said to you Clint All you need to do is lick one penis That sounds neat For 10 seconds And you'd live for 10 years longer Go on

Yeah I'm not me I'm not homophobic Come here then Or are you a genie? You might. No, you definitely would. Give it a rub.

You want the genie to come out, you have to rub it as well, yeah. Do you know what I'd be annoyed about, though? If I was 98, and then I found, like, no, no, I lived to like I was 108. And obviously, that wouldn't be that fun. I'm like, damn. Imagine that. If I hadn't done that thing that Dan talked about, it'd been done 10 years ago. True.

I have another hypothetical for you, boys. Would you like to do it? Yeah. Is that okay? What if I said no? Then I would say go for yourself. Okay, so then we'll do it. Right, it is...

Time to vote. It's a little gross. Sorry, I'm in the middle of Survivor. It's a little gross. Yeah. Can you word it in a way that's like... Nah. What if I put like...

What if I play like fun music so it doesn't sound like gross? Yeah, give me something really lighthearted. Yeah, I think that's better. This is nice. Okay. Would you rather $15 for every shirt that you'd be? you've taken to this point in your life? Yeah.

Or $25 for everyone that you're going to take starting from now. What does that mean? No. Nah, because I want the money now. No, no, no. You'd get the money, but do you think you're going to take more? Yeah, I'd take that. So you get the money now no matter what.

You're getting $15 for everyone you've taken for the last 35, 40 years. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. You don't get the money now. No, you're right. So you would be like you have to wait, but I guess until you'll die. Then you'll die. No, no, no, isn't it? You take $15 for $15 for, you're right?

every dump you've had up until now, or $25 starting today for the rest of your life for every dump you take. So have a think about it. You've got a life expectancy of what? We'll be lucky to get to 85? Clint you're 50-something, so you've got 30 left. He's got 10 years there. It's 25 instead of 15, so you're almost making twice the cash. Here's my thing.

I take the money now, because then I get it in a lump sum, and I could invest it. Yeah, and I'd take, yeah, so you're saying take the poos you've done. I reckon we did more as kids anyway. If you think, I don't know, I'm just trying to think. Not George, he's got, he's constantly back up. And I'll probably go like at least once, sometimes two or three times a day. Two or three times a day now?

You've got good fibre. I think that's bad again. Have you doing it too much? I think that's, you've got something wrong there. A lot of protein shakes and stuff. I would go what I've done already and take the money. And here's why. Because I don't know how much longer I'm going to live.

So say I get the money now and they go, oh, but you die when you're 47. Then I'm only getting, so I'm, say if I die, tomorrow I could fucking live it up because I've got the money from the... Yeah, yeah. It's actually just proves that... It's about 20K, I think. About 20K on the average amount of bowel movements

for like a 30-something year off. Because you're right, it just proves how we just... It can be too greedy sometimes. Yeah. Because we're like, oh, we can make more money, $25. But you don't know if it's... There's no guarantee there. Yeah, you don't know when you're going to live to, right?

You could only live till 50. And Clint, that's next year, so... Right. What are we doing for your 50th? Yeah. Well, Dad's 40th. He told me he's not doing anything. Two years.

That's bullshit. I didn't get a 30th because I'm COVID. Maybe I could have a 20 first for my 40th. You didn't have a 21st? Nah. Oh, do you smell what I smell Dan, Clint? Do I smell Dan? No.

He said, you shut up again. He says three times a day. He's just do a 21st for Dan on the show. What do you mean you got a 10th? What's the difference? Do you're 21st and a 40th, though? Other than maybe a live band. And a Yardie.

You do 21st, you do speeches. You do Yardis. You do shots. There's no way I could do a Yardie. I'll do some nose beers. I know you guys. say that. Can't say that.

I'd love to... I'd love to throw you a 21st. That'd be so fun. A couple of you didn't have one. And everybody could come. Truly, your mum? Yeah, everyone. Do speeches?

Yeah, your mum can come. Prodice and Eap. 54 second Yardy, damn. Beat that. Oh, wait. You throw it all back up? Can I just sip it throughout the evening? Just like...

No, you'd have to... Just slowly sip away at it, yeah. Oh, really lovely. I did 21 shots. I didn't do a Yardie. But the shots were mixed up between... My mum did them. It was like, some of vodka, some of apple juice, some of water.

but there was still a decent amount of shots in there, I think. Did you fill your yard glass the day before and leave it in the corner of the room to get the fizz out? Yeah, exactly. You've got to let it sit for a day, so there's no, like, bubble up, but it's still bubbled up afterwards. I do love, yeah, I do love watching a yardie that's being poured fresh just before they drink it.

And you just know they're in big, big trouble. Clint, did you do a yardie for your 21st? No, and so what happened was, I had a joint 21st with Kishin. Oh, yeah, I know, Kishen. Yeah, we've been going to school together since we were like five. So we had a joint 21st, And then I think Dom and JJ who was on air with at the time found I didn't do a Yardie. So I had to do a Yardy of milk.

Yeah, that's right. I remember that. And I think I just spewed like white rainbows into buckets for about 20, 30 minutes. I had a Hawaiian themed 21st. Lloyd Byrd, the incredibly, why is this sad? No, it was the Hawaiian thing. That's not sad. That's fun.

No, you didn't invite anyone. No, no, that was another Hawaiian party I brought it back with my... Oh, you loved Hawaii, but... Yeah, Peter Gladden's my favourite train. You're in a party with a mate, you thought she was inviting everyone, and she thought you were inviting everyone, and no one came.

We both organised decorations and games. You were on cups, and she was on cups. Yeah, no one came, no one came. No one came, 100%. No single person came to our Hawaiian party. At what point, if the party started at seven, at what point did you guys go, who did you invite? About nine, because you sit there and you do go,

but people come late, nobody ever comes to a party at seven. Yeah. But also, I mean, I'm sure she didn't invite anyone, but maybe we didn't. Nobody liked us. You know, she told me she didn't. And she is flaky. And I am also flaky. So two terrible people to organise a party together.

Did you wear a coconut briar in your 21st? No, I wore a black dress. And then, yeah, Lloyd Byrne, journalist did a strip dance for everybody. In my garage, yeah. Can I tell you this a quick story about a yide glass? Please. My, yeah, so someone related to me. I'm not going to say cousin or brother.

or anything like that. But they had a kid that's just turned 21 a couple of years ago. He was doing a yard glass. The night before, I think he must have done what you guys had done the night before and filled it up with beer, ready for it to settle. My k-k went in after it was set. You just said my fucking.

Oh, fuck. Just beep it. What you don't know is we edited out the start of the story because Dan gave away how he knew this person. And then he's just giving it away again, but don't wait, he believed that. Okay, they don't listen to the podcast, anyway. Anyway, so they went in.

Me, you're a good friend. I would have said nothing. The dad in question went in, tipped out the beer, filled it up with non-alcoholic beer, and he did the Yadi. To this day, does not know about it. And he was, like, all drunk at the end of the fucking night, being like, fuck, mate, Yardie hit me.

Fucking zero alcohol beer. Why did he, why did the guy do it? Did he do it to, like, so he's like, I don't need my kid drinking that much beer? Yeah, I think so. I think so. I mean, it's actually a, I mean, it is a great, like, looking out for your kid thing.

Yeah. But I think also it's like one of those things, like if he ever found out, he'd probably be mortified. You would be, absolutely mortified. Yeah, but no one else knows apart from the dad, and I think the mum, and he told us at a thing one time. Oh, God. It's to spark something else, Dan.

We had a friend, yeah, who would drink much faster, and so get drunk much quicker. And so instead of pouring rum and cokes or bourbon and coax, whiskey, whatever, is we would get a glass and a saucer and would fill the saucer with like bourbon, and then we would just dip the glass upside down into the saucer. Like they kind of do when they put like a coconut or a sole room on a margarita. So we'd dip it and then so the room would be like straight bourbon, tip it upside down and then pour coke in it with ice.

So of course when they drank it, as soon as they'd touch the lips, it was just straight bourbon, but it's only on the room. The rest of it's just coke. And it would smell like that and good, yeah. And they would be like, well, that's a strong one, and then keep going, whatever. And then the boys gave it a name, they'd be like, do you pour a mastellion? They're like, yeah, yeah, pour a mustelian. Oh my God, that is actually a really good trick.

It is a good truth. And you're actually looking out for him in then. Yeah, because we're just like, he's just going to absolutely crash so early and not going to be able to hang with us. It's great, but it is also, there's two things in this. One, it's like so sad that we can't, and it's not just guys, but anyone can't really, it's awkward to torture you and made of like, like, babe, you're ruining the night, so you're drinking too much. it's hard to have that conversation, so we're tricking them.

And number two is he now has a warped perception of how much he can drink. True, true. And so with other friends. When you're not with him. He's like, I don't know what it is, man. Every time we're together with the boys, we smash our person, whenever I'm with anyone else. I get wasted so quick. But he wouldn't know.

He'd be like, I can do more. I can do more. I know. I'd love to know the actual, like, what do they call it, when your brain tells you you're a drug, and actually you're not. What's that called? Like the placebo. I wonder if he's drinking it.

And he's starting to feel drunk because of the placebo. in which case do you just tell yourself if you're getting drunk I always wanted to do that to a frenemy of mine and yeah, Clint, sorry, in the back room you didn't see that Clint just smelled his drink bottle and then made a face like it was disgusting

smells like feet round the outside yeah we've been dipping it we've been dipping it in a saucer foot juice yeah Meg's foot juice yuck your teeth it smells I had is like I'm drinking water but smells like I'm like licking feet

disgusting I got to put that through a dishwash or something I had a friend many years ago who would be the same, get way too drunk, and she was also, might I add, not a very nice person. One of those people that's in the group and I didn't like...

She was your cousin, wasn't she? Because she was in the group. You know, I wasn't on me to kick her out and I was if I didn't want to see her, I wouldn't be able to see any of my friends because it was a part of a group. But God, I was desperate to do that prank of like give them a non-acoholic bottle of wine and then like just be like, that was non-alcoholic?

Like at the end of the night. Never did. It'd be interesting to do like a social experiment. where you had a whole load of people and you just told everyone we're seeing how much you can drink and get drunk and have a good time and we're just going to watch you

but then one of them is not got alcohol and just watch them and see how it goes. I wonder how it would go as well if you did tell them one of them doesn't have alcohol in it. Like just, you know if you told the whole room and they all think there's one of you isn't drinking alcohol.

Yeah, it'd be weird to not trust your own brain. I guarantee I would just act drunk. I'd be able to taste it. I'd be like everybody else is being, I must be drunk. Really? You're a pro, man, you're a pro. I don't know how you would drink a whiskey and coke and not be able to taste there wasn't whiskey in it. No, but you choose it.

It would be like beer. Not alcohol or something where you can't tell. Yeah, but even non-alcoholic beer, just the problem, the reason why I don't drink is because it doesn't taste as good. Sometimes you can do it fake a gin. You know those fake gins and vodka. Oh, yeah. I think those apparel is pretty good. I don't reckon I could tell very well with those fake apparel of your mate that does them.

I have to have a. A.F drinks. I have drinks. God, they're good. My wife's mum She's a wine dealer She's a wine connoisseur She's like really good

She calls it a cell a palette So people that like Sell a wine and drink a lot of beer Pointing at Euclain They know They can know They've got a palette That's like trained

To know exactly what it is They can tell the difference Between a Chardonay and a sav I couldn't No way You know I haven't had I've had a drink

I did it in our Christmas party But I haven't been drunk Nearly two years What's been a six Seven months And I didn't drink For nine months obviously before that and I don't remember the last time I was drunk before that

and the first time it's going to be electric have eh you're gonna get pissed but worried about that yeah you did say you're gonna send it hey Clint we should just dip her glass in it damn it did somebody get a stallion yeah she goes alright I thought that I'll leave you a tear

yeah get a black that smell stinky mystery for us to unveil oh guess the fall Fuck yes, it's back.

Yeah, because Meg hasn't even had a go for it. How did Ash go with these? Yeah, she embraced it. She was fucking awesome. Oh shit, the interns are here. Come on in. You can play. You can play.

We've got Lucy and Ollie. They're the interns. They're going to be doing the night show. They're doing the night show. Have you played guest to fart before? No. The problem is. You don't know the rules.

The rules are Clint, we found out many years ago. He can fart on cue. and so we all get a go at what the farts going to sound like, then he will fart. And if you're right, you win. It's on TikTok, this is where we got the idea. It's on TikTok. No, it's definitely not.

It's the first time we've ever did this. What do you mean? No, there's a thing where people go and then they're part and a part and parts. Oh, he said it was on TikTok originally, and that's when we found out that you could do it. Yeah, the tricky thing is we've only known each other, Lucy and Ollie for probably like two or three weeks.

Is that your table? I still feel like we're still in the first impression stages. Okay, but anyway, all right. Just to clarify, it's, we each get a guess. Yeah. And whatever, sound comes out of your mouth, you've tabled your card, you don't get to do a real. You can't go like, guess the bird. Yes.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You can do boobs through books and keep up to a microphone? I know you're interns. Okay. We're on the hot. I don't know that. Okay.

So you guys, you guys get to go first, Ollie. All right. I'm going to go with... Well, that's... Now that is a good one. That is. I reckon. You haven't heard Clint's far.

before. He is more of a squeaker. I'm trying to look at him and just see what kind of far vibes he gives off. Do you know what happens while you guys are guessing? I'm moving them down and then I'm trying to stop them coming out so they get back up. So it's like, okay, I think it's going to be like a... Oh, a wet one. It's a quite a weak one. Yeah, because he's had his coffee, haven't you?

Solid. Yeah, cool. Jesus, that was the big one for me. And I'm going to go a bit of a wet one. Okay, that's a good one. This is also why we have our own microphone socket. Oh, my. That makes sense.

I think Kai around. Here we go. Dacuate the room. You kicked off 26 with a strong one there. The force is stronger this one. Yeah, we haven't played for like a month. What do you think I've been doing? Oh, holidays.

I've had a crook guts for about four weeks just holding that in. You better be watching your undies today, Clint, not going 24 hours. Catch you next week. Rover.