The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS sniff my little stinker

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast that is. Yodoy everybody, welcome along to the OnlyFans. No Dan today, he's probably in the sky right now trying to keep a toddler entertained. Oh he won't be doing anything. He'll be just chilling.

Nana and Mum are there. Oh Mum's on the flight with him. I think so. Well, yeah, I'm guessing so. Maybe not, but that was my assumption. Yeah, it'd be silly for them to not go over, I guess, on the same flight considering they're going over for his mum's birthday because his brother lives over there. Yeah. So Meg and I got a blissful show to ourselves this morning. We do love our Dan. Yeah I did not one single person all morning in the five hours we've been working here ask me to eat their ass. So that's nice. That is nice. It's a nice difference. It's a nice point of difference. Yeah. Yeah that's I think it's like a tick that actually was funny and then Dan started doing it so much he actually went to a doctor because he was worried.

And he had a problem, I was like, yeah, you're just fucking immature. Just like, that's what your problem is. But I think it was much to do with the stinky, stinky butt. Oh, that's right, the stinky butt. Vocal stem or something. That stopped a little bit and now he just tells me to eat his ass all the time. And sometimes I'll sit here and he has to fill the silence. So me and Clint will just be doing work.

And to be fair, actually, it's hardly ever quiet in this fucking studio. There's always somebody talking or something going on. But if there is silence, he'll go, I've got an ass that's begging and eating. Fuck me, come on, I'm just trying to do an email. And then Meg goes, bags not, and then I'm the only one left in the studio.

So obviously I eat it. No, I don't, I don't. He goes to me, would you rather the other day like sniff the inside undercarriage of my boxes that I've been wearing for three days straight or a strangers and producer girl said dance and I said to, you've absolutely dropped the ball on that car because he has now got this like weird power play over you being like, oh why don't you just sniff my undies again? And I'd rather take the stranger every day of the year over Danz. if like you guys are all fucked if I even become really rich or win the lotto Because all he'd do is dare us all the time to do fucked up things Yeah for money. I'll give you a hundred thousand dollars if you eat my ass. I'd cash it. Well I was gonna say I'd cash it but not for that. Everyone's got their lines. And it's so funny because if you don't know Dan, it's like wow, that's like

It's a chart, But it's just 10. He would be fired in the first day because he would... Oh, he'd be silly. He'd go too far with it. He'd go too far too quickly. But I think the guys in the producing booth would take some of his cash before he got let go, I think. Oh, I'm fine because I'm pretty sure I'd get paid more than him, but Neepie definitely wouldn't.

Eat away. Go for gold. Put the fingers with Dan. I reckon he would get you, yeah, he'd get so, I reckon, caught up. He'd be like, I'll give you a thousand dollars. He'd be like, no way. And then he'd go, a hundred thousand. Like, he would just,

money would become no object to him. He's no good negotiator. I reckon we could probably end up getting five mil out of him in the first day. You're so right. And his wife, Hannah, would have given him an allowance for the rest of his life I reckon. She'd be like, you're allowed five million. Of the 40 we've won, five million is all yours to spend on whatever you like for your life. He'll get you three weeks and he's like, I'm done, babe, can I have a top up?

Oh shit, sorry. Sorry, Bella left her mic on by mistake. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Yeah, but he would absolutely run out mistake. Sorry, sorry, sorry. He would absolutely run out of cash very quickly. Very quickly. Yeah, I think I'd do almost anything Dan propositioned me with. Just nothing about his butt.

He's obsessed with that, isn't he? For someone who says he's not into butt play, I've never heard anyone talk about it more. When we did the band as well, we got him a little guitar pedal so he could have distortion and he called that his little stinker as well so there's always butt references to everything. He is funny. Hey do you want to play a fun game that might not be fun? I do, I do. Does anybody have a fork? I want to have some cake. Oh can I have that? I do yeah. It has been in, I haven't had in my mouth, but it has been in smoked tuna

Okay, because I just use it to kind of like spoon onto my crackers They can play this game too if they want Whoever shouts out first wins. So one of us says a letter, then someone else says a letter. So if I go first Meg, my letter is at the start of the word. If you go last, then your letter is at the end of the word.

And then it's up to us to try and come up with a word first. So if I was like A, and you said L, the word has to start with A and end with L. Okay? Okay. We say it at the same time. No. No, it just comes up with the word first wins.

Okay. Okay. A. L. Anal. Oh, okay. You're good. Okay. S. P. Sip. Okay. You guys can play as well if you think of a word. Okay D... C... Dick! No! Okay, keep going. Um what is that? Oh I don't know if there is any word in the English language that ends in C. Diplomatic! Oh well done, it's easy. I wasn't sure if I was going to come back in there. C. D. Cud. Cod. I see that. Yeah. Damn I can't one propeller. Yeah also if you're doing the last letter you can't think for too long because it almost seems like you're coming up with a word before you say the last one. So now do I do the first one? Yeah. Okay. F. Who does the second one? You go next. P. Fap. Fap. Oh. Sorry.

Oh no. Throw it inside the people's mental state. Okay. Okay. Who's gonna go last? I'll go last. Okay. E. M. M and M. You bet me. Don't know if not feel allowed to use people's names? Okay, we're eating the cake.

It's not actually as fun as I thought it was. I don't know. What do we think? This cake. Oh, also, um, because it's our last day of the week. Yeah, and we're doing Easter fart. Do we just get on Thursday or is it a Friday thing? Because actually, um, Friday of the week.

Someone's microphone. Whose microphone's fuzzy? The number five, Carl's. Sometimes you gotta push them together. Um, yeah, somebody did say that we Meg have done our last guest the far together for four months. Oh!

Because last Friday we realised was the last time because there is no Friday this week cause we're off a Matariki Public holiday and then I go away on holiday next Thursday for school holidays And by the time I get back mix gonna be gone for months So we did the last ever gets the part together like last week. We didn't even know it. It's devastating Now are you extra gassy because you're pregnant? Yeah, but it's not in the mornings. You guys are like...

It is, I'm sorry to say, it is like very much so a night time thing. I think it's because I'm lying on my side and it's like things get pushed together. We could do it on a Thursday, but I do feel like people who have boycotted Friday's OnlyFans for that reason that they don't want to hear fart content, are all over the city now. Nah, but we've also done like makeup days, like when we forgot to do it on a Friday a couple of weeks ago, we did a makeup day on the Monday. So like, I know it's like a Friday thing, but we should always make up for what we're not going to do. So I think the Aspon's, do you want to fart? I want the fart, please.

You want to fart? I want to hear it. Oh, I thought you were like, I want the ball, give me the ball cunt. Oh no, I'm going to shoot him. Everybody can guess, absolutely. You can push one out, couldn't you? No, I've tried before, it just comes out, it's good. Do you know what I would... That's a poo.

Exactly. It's not just the poo. No, that's too far. Can I, this may seem real croc and I don't know whose recorder this is in the studio, but do you reckon if you farted through a recorder it would make a note? No! That's too far! We'd have to bin this straight away after. Yeah, don't know if it would have worked through your pants.

You couldn't, you'd have to put it up your butt. Oh no, Beacon! Don't act like you don't want to. So what happened to Clint? What happened on the edge? He shoved the recorder up his arse. You have to get the radio, it's just that one. It's like band camp. So what happened to Clint? What on the edge? Hey shut the recorder up his ass It's like band camp It's one time? So we got five guesses really good opportunity here to get a win or get close.

All right, all right. Who wants to go first? Nepia. Oh my god. If that is. He just said he had tuna. Okay. Yes.

If that's a tuna fart, I don't even want to hear it. Okay. This is my guess. Oh, very good. Very good. That's normally what Clinton goes for. Now, if you guys don't know it, Wiggle Bella has a secret talent of doing good fart noises.

I'm just going to make my mouth a bit wet. Okay. LAUGHTER PFFT! I think you're absolutely good at it. I also hope Bella's wrong. Like a mustard bottle fart. That's crazy! You're a crook, eh? And now make your It's like a mustard bottle fart. You're crooked.

Now make your fart sound like a fart. Carl, up to you. I think it feels tight. I was just about to go for a squeak. Give him hints, that's unfair. Very good Carl. Thank you Meg. I think it's between Yazz and Carl at the moment.

Hopefully not Nip, you're a ballast. Sorry, I don't know what they were up to. at the moment hopefully not Nipa you're a ballot Here we go! So degrading with so many people in the room. Don't act like you don't like it. Oh! There was one of us! Was it me? It was you! You did it! You did it! You got it!

You did it! You did it! Wow. Wow. Wow. Thank you everybody. Thank you Clint. Thank you Clint as always.

Thank you everybody. Thank you Clint. Yeah. I love that. Wow, thank you everybody. Thank you Clint. Thank you Clint as always. Thank you everybody for being here. Thank you Clint. I love that. He never gets a clap.

We always just walk out. What is love? There's so many people staring at me and admiration all reporting. It is amazing when you tell people that you can F.O.D. on cue. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's the hell of a party for them. It's crazy.

Is it? Yeah, it really is. I just think I went around my whole life just thinking everyone's holding them in all the time. It's gotta be unhealthy holding them in. Yeah, you're looking about. Alright guys, we'll see you next week. Have a good long weekend. And welcome.

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