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This is Clint Megan Dan's OnlyFans.
Why can't I come round for dinner?
Welcome to the OnlyFans.
I'll bring you round for dinner for free.
Well, then you never have though.
Okay, we just found out.
I've had you over for dinner, thank you very much.
And I won't throw the client under the bus.
Dan had a client. imagine this, right?
Someone comes up to you and they go,
hey, do you wanna invite all your friends around
for drinks and dinner?
We'll supply all the food and the alcohol.
And we'll pay you.
And we'll pay you to film you and your friends having fun.
And Dan goes, nah.
Well, it was just, I thought about it.
I really gave it a lot of thought.
And I thought the thing that stopped me was just the ad.
I hate entertaining. Entertainings my life. Even for money. You entertaining entertainings my life when have I been around to yours for dinner
what have you made me I've come around and thank you yeah I would love to come
around for dinner although I must say Clint Clint's been no you have We had a boys night. If we did go...
You took some frozen pizza out of the oven.
If we went and he said, hey, look, I've got a new place out in North Shore, come around for dinner, we'd love to have you guys.
And then we found out afterwards he got paid for it.
Exactly.
I'd be fucking pissed. Give me my money.
He would, yeah, but if he said, it's for a paid thing, I'd be like, hey, if you were upfront about it,
I wouldn't be like, I'll come if you give me a cut. I'd be like, okay, cool.
I'll be there to help you make some money.
I'll bless you.
And I know you were obviously... I don't have to BYO anything.
Fine. Like, what's costing me to go?
And you're getting paid?
Up front, I'm happy for you.
If I find out afterwards and I see myself in a reel that got filmed, I'd be livid.
Livid. Yeah, you would.
And the thing is, I probably wouldn't have told you it was paid.
Yeah, I know, I know.
But I would feel guilty. Deep down, I'd feel guilty. Less guilty when I got the money.
But I just, I would rather have you guys over on, you know, honest terms.
Oh, thank you. Okay, well, when should we put that in for?
Yeah, we could do it in a couple of weeks. You bring a plate. I'm not fucking cooking.
And we'll...
A couple of weeks doesn't work for me actually.
So we have to drive to your fucking house 25 minutes away and bring dinner?
Well no!
No, not all dinner, just a plate. So you're on dinner.
To put the plate on.
So it's all on dinner, yeah.
You cook dessert and I'll do chips.
Hot or out of the packet?
That is the best, literal, that is the best hosting thing ever
because it's at your place, you can like, you don't have to drive home or anything.
People take their own plates home to clean up.
Yeah, and they were going to pay for dinner as well, so they were going to pay.
So it was going to be like, I think the client wanted, it was for an alcohol brand.
Oh my god, we are paid to eat.
And then they were going to give us a whole load of alcohol to drink.
We don't get paid to eat, Clint, he gets paid to eat.
Yeah, and I get paid.
And they give us...
So what was the reason when you thought so long and hard about it that you couldn't do
it? What was the...
To be honest, I didn't think you guys would do it.
Why?
Well, just ask us.
I know.
We're fucking... We're your friends. I'd like to hang out with you.
I want to see where you live.
Yeah.
I just hate having people over.
That much? So you can't even be paid to have us over.
I know.
That's really bad.
And it's really bad.
And I think that's why I don't have many friends.
Oh, that's definitely why.
And Clint, I love that about you, that you have people over all the time.
I really do.
But I am just not...
It stresses me the fuck out.
It really stresses me out.
What about on a Friday, right?
You don't have anything on the afternoon.
It's two or three o'clock,
because we knock off early and you've just finished the gym.
You crack a beer, sun's out, and then you go,
fuck, I should have some people over
and have a few beers with me.
No, that sounds like hell.
I'm with Dan on this one.
You're just drinking by yourself.
I have crippling social anxiety and stuff like that.
I really, really do.
Like anything I go to where there's big people on,
like people on mass. They're not strangers. They're like four or five people over. I go to where there's big people on like people on mass
Strangers they're like four five people I know and there's different think about what to say to them
But I think they wanted at least ten people
I'm a terrible. I'm a terrible group jumper
so like sometimes I'll be sitting with you guys and I'll be will be chatting and then the
The conversation ends and I'm like fuck and then I get this full flow anxiety where I'm like now
I'm gonna have to talk to someone else. No your friends? You don't have to say anything. We can have silence
It's like being in a relationship where you're comfortable. There are some friends that I work
No, I don't worry about you guys. It's with other people
Fuck I don't worry about talking to you guys. We do it four hours a day
Hmm
Like I get like yeah being like going to a PR event where there's people you go
Oh, I know you but I don't even remember your name
I just know I should know you based on your face being familiar
I get that I anxiety around that for people but you don't get anxiety of like when are you leaving?
When you go home, okay
I believe my out there like we have to go at midnight, alright?
They were like, we have to because we've got blah blah blah.
And then at midnight I was trying to get him to stay for another drink.
But that's, I like that about Clint, and I wish I was that.
I genuinely do, I wish I could be that guy.
But like, for instance, we got our big radio awards coming up very soon,
where the whole industry goes along to this big event,
and I dread it because
every year you go...
I'm dreading it as well but let's find out what the reasons we're dreading it for.
Okay, go over it.
Do you want us to talk some fucking prick?
Oh, at the after party?
No, it's like at the... and I don't mean some fucking prick because that's mean.
I just don't like talking to people I don't know very well.
So I'll get there and there'll be Fletchvaughan and Hayley will be there.
Jono and Ben, who I've worked with before, they're fine.
And then there'll be other radio shows and they're all mingling around.
And then you want to talk to people, don't you?
And want to go up to people and be...
Eye contact, you make eye contact.
And I just don't have the confidence in that situation to do it.
The watercolour, it's constant watercolour talking.
Well then why don't you just go from, if they catch your eye and you catch their eye,
just go hey, and then just kind of look away again.
You've said hi.
You've said hi and acknowledged them, but they're not your best friends.
So, you know, I think the anxiety for me is, it's an after party with free, like,
there's an open bar tab.
And I know I'm going to want to stay and have a drink. And the anxiety for me is I won't leave early enough
and we have to do work on Friday, which is so dumb.
They do it on a Thursday every year.
If it was Friday, fine.
But Thursday gives me anxiety
because I'm not gonna be up at 4 a.m.
and I'll get rubber armed to stay.
Yeah, it's interesting.
And I won't be able to stay, no.
Because like, I'm actually more comfortable talking
and meeting people I've never met
than people I know vaguely isn't that interesting
Yeah, maybe because there's this pressure. Yeah, and they're sort of going on. I'm gonna see him again
Maybe I just know I'm gonna do a conversation with somebody and I'll say something weird and they'll do a high-pitched laugh
And then it will like fade out and then I'll wander off. Yeah, you know what it is to a combo damn
Yeah, oh, there's I'll be somebody
asked it from the one the industry that I kind of know yeah anyway so they were
talking about whatever that was and I was I'm not saying hi by the way I'm not
fucking saying hi because I'm talking to Gary over here so anyway Gary I really do enjoy oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh, there's Meg from the Edge Breakfast Show. Commiserations on the loss tonight. Oh, yeah, probably.
You guys are in the running, weren't you?
Sorry, I was just sort of in the middle of telling you something there.
Oh, sorry. Oh, I'm just, don't, I don't, it doesn't matter.
Oh, this is Meg. She does the breakfast show with a couple of fantastic male broadcasters.
God, they're good.
But unfortunately, even despite how good they were, they still didn't win.
Oh, you're the token woman on the show.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh.
Anyway, Clint, that's our go.
That's exactly it.
And then Meg just kind of does a half turn to find friends like...
Find someone else.
Find them with words.
And that's the boys' nightmare.
No one's there and you've just turned your back to nothing.
Everyone.
You know, so you're just like...
Yeah, everyone does a half rotation in opposite directions to be like,
thank you for your contribution to our convo and now you can leave.
Oh wow.
The worst is when you're with someone actually,
so if Dan and I were chatting, having a great time,
you go, fuck, I'm bussing to go to the bathroom.
And you're like, bro, can you just hold my beer for a sec?
And I'll be like, yeah, sure.
You give me the beer and then you leave.
And now I'm a loser all by myself.
With two beers.
With two beers. and I'm looking around
going where's my lifeline where's my lifeline and then you find someone who's
not really the lifeline but you get stuck there with verbal handcuffs and you've got to
move over and you've got to kind of join their group and go hey guys how's it
going? That's what I don't like. And you can't walk away because then you look like the
asshole for the person with the beer that you're holding. And if I go with you to
the bathroom then it looks like we're being naughty.
Mmm.
So you can't even drink.
Wouldn't be the first time I've gone to the bathroom with Clint.
Come out with...
Come out with what?
Something up my nose.
Fuck off!
Tampon, he had a bleeding nose, just gone into a fight.
I've never, I have never gone into a bathroom with Clinton come with anything inside me
No, I think it all happened in the bathroom
Like anyway, do you guys think you can't get in trouble Kenya?
Do we want to do a little like teaser of the song? I know you wanted to do
Yeah, well, I'm just trying to help you. I'm just trying to help you
Do we have the oh we're gonna do a game with producer Neeps
in this podcast, but we could do both.
No, no, it's fine, I just remember.
Guys, I've got a great game.
Okay.
I would like you all to bring up a streaming app
of your choice, on your phone, on your computer.
Do they have to be different or just one?
Can be literally whatever you want.
I got it.
Bring it up.
A streaming app.
So we play this game every single time we're trying
to pick a new movie or a-
Also it has to be a TV show one.
TV show, movie, it can be whatever you want.
We're gonna have a mixed bag of results no matter what.
So we like to call this the Minj game.
And what you do is you replace one of the words
in the title of the movie or TV show with Minj
and we laugh our asses off for half an hour
while picking a movie and then we often decide that the
Movie's not gonna be as fun as that was so we just keep playing the game
Okay, okay, so you replace but what if there's only one and we're trying to guess what the actual movie is no no
No, you're just saying the names and laughs
But it's on my kids. It's on the kids. Oh, yeah, even better. I'm peppermint. Yeah exactly right. What have I got?
prison Minj oh
Okay, you go next click someone you okay, so I've got a little lostj. Oh. Okay, you go next, because I'm on YouTube,
so I've got a little lost here, okay?
Minj 2, that was just Moana.
Doesn't really work.
Stranger Minj.
Top Minj.
The last Minj.
Oh, Harold and the Purple Minj.
Oh, Minj, again, Wicked, just one name, so.
Okay. What about When Life Gives You Minj? Again, Wicked, just one name, so. Okay.
What about when life gives you Minj?
Oh, that is good.
Yep.
Keep going round, we're going in a circle.
Peaky Minjers.
Minj Games.
Minj in Peru.
Money Minj.
Minj with a chance of meatballs?
That's quite good.
Cloudy with a chance of Minj.
Minj Girl. Last last one minging. Oh
And then minge I just had young Sheldon pop up but I won't say the minj game for that one
Minj man is that Batman resident minj
Every single time we pick a movie we play the Minj game and quite often we'll just
rule out the movie afterwards and keep playing it.
Emily and Minj.
What about fist fight?
They change fight.
Fist Minj.
Perfect.
Gone Minj.
Never been Minj'd.
Minj Game.
Minj Impossible.
Brides Minj.
This thing Angelina Jolie was in this minge raider?
Twilight, new minge.
Inside minge.
Yellow minge.
Notting minge.
The wild minge.
Sex minge.
Forest minge.
A deadly American minge.
Forest minge!
The four minges.
Legally minge.
Freakier minge.
Drive to minge.
Despicable minge four. Beauty in the minge. Freakier minge. Drive to minge. Despicable minge 4. Beauty in the minge. Thin red minge.
Literally thin red line. Back to the minge. That's a really fun game. Minge-erton.
And see this is the best thing about it is is when you introduce the Minj game everyone thinks
it's stupid and then you start playing and you have a really good time.
Minj perfect.
Star Wars the Minj Strikes Back.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Minj.
I am Minj.
Dirty Minj.
Dirty dancing.
That's a good one.
Peaky Minj. Yellow minge.
Okay.
I've just got another minge here.
Alright.
Alright.
Thank you for that, Nepia.
No dramas, anytime.
I can't help but think we probably should have just done the band practice.
Well, do you want to do a band practice, like a full band practice on the spot?
I don't know.
Yeah, I didn't know.
Dan thought we could do a little sneaky, sneaky little preview for them, but I don't...
It's hard to mic up. Our instruments then go through these mics. No, I think we'll just like play it in the background.
The haunting of Minj House.
Dan, we've stopped the game.
Okay, sorry about that.
Cobra Minj.
American Manhunt, Osama Bin Minj.
It's a really good docode by the way
Yeah, thanks for playing
Am I gonna be allowed back on this?
No, no, no
You really should have made your first idea for the podcast a little bit better
Fuck, I didn't think that through
Black Hawk Minj.
Oh shit, okay, Dan loves it.
I've got Dan.
Um, yeah, do you want to do a rehearsal?
What should we do this?
Shall we leave these mics on, do our rehearsal, then we'll listen to it back, and if it's
shit, you'll know why this podcast ends in 15 seconds.
Okay.
Okay.
And if it doesn't, you're about to hear, if it doesn't sound shit, you're about to hear our band rehearsal. Okay. Okay. And if it doesn't, you're about to hear, if it doesn't sound shit, you're about to hear our band rehearsal.
Okay. Okay. And for those who have other things to do, you can just go about your business.
Alrighty then, I'll turn these mics up and make them hot. I'll turn them up.
So bring this one closer. Yeah, no one talk directly into the mics. I'm gonna have them at full noise.
Okay.
Here we go.
Minj the Builder.
Hahaha.
We're recording now.
Sesame Minj.
Hahaha.
Sesame Minj.
You've got a couple options.
I'm on the kids one now.
Minj.
Ba da ba da ba da ba da ba. Ba da ba da ba da ba. I'm on the kids one now. A minge.
Miss Rachel. Miss Minj.
Telly minges.
Brilliant.
Where's my gat?
Oh we should do that for the 6am throwback.
What's his name? Where'd you go?
I missed you so. Seems like it's been forever.
Come on up.
We need headphones.
Do you know what you were doing the other day?
No, we should be able to hear it.
Oh, I was a rocker with flowers in my hair
In 77 and 69, revolution in the air
I was born too late for war and death in care
Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
Too crusty?
Too crusty
Oh I wish I...
You know what else would be a good song for you to do next with your band?
I heard it in the taller...um...some random section playing it
You can call me on something
I can call you on something
Call me on something
Paul Simon
Paul Simon
Oh I love that.
Can you call me Betty? Betty went call me and call me out.
Ba da bum bum. Ba da bum bum.
Alright.
When we were doing it before I again couldn't hear it when I'm not in stinker.
I could hear it very clearly when in stinker.
Do we think we should look? Because all I hear is you. So should we just get you to swap spots? I can only hear it through here.
You're not fucking plugged in yet.
Oh fuck.
That'll probably be it.
No! Can I just say as a sound technician, I think the issue might be that you don't like it.
Yeah, if you do, right?
But it was...
Also, that sounded really mean to Dan, but that's how we talk to each other every...
See, I can hardly still hear it. That's better. Yeah, but that's how we talked to each other. But see, I can hardly still hear it.
Oh, that's better.
Yeah, but that was when the stinker was in.
Yeah, so play now. Keep playing.
Oh, that's better.
Yeah, and now click stinker in.
Okay.
One, two, three, four. Her name is Noelle I had a dream about her, she rings my bell
Got gym class and hair off an hour old how she rocks, and gets into talks But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
Cause I'm just a teenage, too bad baby
Yeah, I'm just a teenage two-brat baby
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby with me
Her boyfriend's a dick Yeah! What's going on? Who's fault is this? It's my fault, I think. Okay.
Do a cast down there. He doesn't know who I am. Eww!
And he doesn't give a damn about me.
Alright.
Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.
Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me
Ooh-ooh-ooh
One more time!
Cause I'm just a teenage toothback baby
Yeah, I'm just a teenage toothback baby
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me
Come on!
Oh yeah!
Dirtbound, no she doesn't know what she's missing
Oh yeah, I'm through and found
No, she doesn't know what she's missing
Well, I feel like more
It's prom night and I am lonely
Lo and behold She's walking over to me
This must be fake My loop starts to shake
How does she know who I am? And why does she give me damn no back
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
come with me Friday, buddy baby
I'm just a teenager back baby like you You gave me life, ooh
Bounce, bounce
Oh yeah, stupid
No, she doesn't know what she's missing
Oh yeah, stupid Stupid No, she doesn't know what she's missing