The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS Special Guest on the Pod!

Episode Date: April 15, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Dumb chat. Bad decisions. Zero shame. If that sounds like your vibe, you're in the right place. This is Clint, Meg and Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Kia ora. Welcome along to the OnlyFans, everybody. Appreciate you tuning in. Our dedication before we get into what Meg has organised for us today.

The gorgeous Maria Meek, darling listener. She is a member of the podcast fan bean for quite a while, and she has messaged us, Clint, with a little message. Meg, you'll be interested to hear this. Can we hear more of Clint singing? His voice is stunning, especially singing country. And when he is playing guitar and singing to Jamie a few weeks back, oh, so good.

So, Maria, we're going to scratch that itch for you right here. Clint has got a guitar in studio, and he's got a singing voice with him. Just give Maria, just before we kick into the podcast. We could have just spliced in that country song that we did about prostate cancer. No, no, no. She wants something live. So I'm going to give you my acoustic guitar. I know you know a little bit.

This is just going out to you, Maria. Anybody else that thinks Clint's got a hot voice? Don't do it too well, Clint, because last time we put music inside a podcast, we got taken down. Oh, so you think they might think I'm Enrique Iglesias and remove the podcast? So you're going to do Hero.

Is that what she wants? She said she likes doing country, but if you could do a bit of a country twang onto Hero. Okay, let me see if I can country Enrique Iglesias. Do the whisper. I can be your hero. Yeah. Is that to me?

Yeah. Would you dance? I can't play. Keep going, keep going. Would you dance? Jesus. If I asked you play it. Keep going, keep going. Would you dance if I asked you to dance? Would you run and never look back?

Jesus. Would you cry if you saw me crying? Maria. Would you save my horse tonight what's wrong

with this horse I can be your hero baby I can kiss away I can't sing and play

I think that's enough anyway I think Maria sort of heard enough I think your guitar's a little bit broken I think your fingers and play at the same time. I think that's enough anyway. Yeah, I think Maria's sort of heard enough. It was a little bit, eh? I think your guitar's a little bit broken. I think your fingers aren't playing the frets right.

Well, we'll agree to disagree. Okay. It sounded like a recap. Daisy's had a bit of a stroke. A little game for you boys this morning that I have prepped. Do either of you guys know the website or the app Letterboxd? No, never heard of it in my life. Letterboxd is a social media kind of platform app.

I've mixed them with Rotten Tomatoes, where you have your own account of movies that you've watched, and then you rate them, and you can join with your friends, and your friends go, oh, Dan recommended that movie. He really liked it. It's very popular in America, very popular. Lots of celebrities have little secret letterboxd accounts. And what I've done is gone through some of the reviews of very popular movies,

and I want you to guess what the movie is according to the review. I like it. So I've got one line review, and then if you can't get it from there, I will give you the year the movie was released, and if you can't get it from there, I'll give you the year the movie was released, and if you can't get it from there, I'll give you the genre of movie. Okay. And if not, then we move forward.

Are we going quite well-known movies? Yeah, I have made sure that they're well, all of them are well-known movies. Would you like to go against each other, or would you like to go against each other? Let's work together. Let's work together. Yeah, okay.

Yeah? Sure. Okay, but you only get one guess per time, otherwise I'm going to go into the pool. Oh, so we work apart then. Clint likes competition. I just know that he cheats me. You know what he's like.

All right, so I'm going to give it, and. Oh, should we work apart then? Clint likes competition. I just know that he cheats, Meg. You know what he's like. All right, so I'm going to give it, and then you get one guess each of the movie. Then we'll go into the next school if you can't get it. Names of buzzers? No, no, we'll just go one guess each. Shout it out. Yeah. Cool.

Okay. Dude, it's a kid's movie. They're going to love it. Dude, where's my car? Okay, that's your guess. Meg hasn't finished this. So this is in quotations. Okay. Dude, it's a kid's movie, that's your guess. Nick hasn't finished this. So this is in quotations. Dude, it's a kid's movie.

They're going to love it. Well, yeah, my dog loves eating shit, but I'll be an asshole if I feed it to him. So that doesn't really give you much information. It's not really a kid's movie. It's a bitch. It's a kid's movie, but he's saying shit. Deadpool versus Wolverine.

Incorrect. Would you like a guess, Dan? Can you say Just give me the start again Dude it's a kids movie They're gonna love it Well yeah my dog loves eating shit But I'd be an arsehole

If I fed it to him I've got a better idea Better guess bits do they not Dude it's a kids movie Alright Your year was 2025 Release What came out this year?

Mufasa Incorrect. Dan. Oh, damn it. I think I know what it is now. Although kids movies inverted commas, which means it's really not. Well, it kind of is. It's aimed for teens, is it not?

Alright, the genre is kids adventure or family adventure movie. Do you know what it is because you can guess i have no idea kids adventure movie that came out this year i thought i did no that's what i was thinking initially then we mix it it's for teens it's a minecraft movie minecraft mine no no minecraft the movie no it's called i just gave you the answer it's a minecraft movie all right so that one you both felt like we're like oh she's given a real good clue there. Minecraft.

Next one up. Got it. Next one up. I watched this movie two weeks before a 36-hour ferry crossing. Brilliant idea. Titanic. Ding. Dan gets three points.

Okay, but see, that one gave you more of a clue about the movie. Okay, some will, some won't. Do you want the points or not? Yes, I will take the points. Okay, so Dan gets three. He doesn't want them.

Very much so. Jane gets three, Clint's on none, because you lose points as we go down the clues. Here we go. Because it sinks, so it makes sense. Okay. Now he's into it. This one's a harder one.

Would you like the harder ones later once you've warmed up? No, I don't care. Thank you. I like... Funny thing to say for a loser. So, I think you're going to need the other two clues for this one. So, this basically was just... So, basically, this was remade into Taken, right?

So it's a movie that came out before Taken. And they're saying that Taken was based on this movie. Okay. Do you want to have a quick wild guess? Yeah, throw out a movie. A movie where they're taken. Well, what is the movie taken about? About a dad saving a child.

Yeah. Yeah, like... Finding Nemo. Ding. Clint gets three points. Oh, wow. Yes. Thank you.

Get in. Yes. Oh, did that come out before taken? Yes, it did. Yeah, Nemo does get taken, and then the dad spends ages trying to find him. Yeah. Okay.

Okay, well, we'll get into it. I would argue you gave him a bit of a clue there, Meg. I did. That was the hardest one. Meg, when she says stuff, Dan, she's helping you as much as she's helping me. Okay. She's not speaking a different language than I understand. He cheats, but he gets muted to cheating from other people.

Would you like me to carry on, boys? Meg, when you give a clue, how is it specifically for me? It's not. It's for both of you. Thank you. Okay. Now he's sounding like a loser. Come on, we've warmed It's not. It's for both of you. Thank you. Okay. Now he's sounding like a loser. Come on.

We've warmed up into it. You've both got it. You're getting the game. Fucking smash you, Webby. Why is this the most quotable movie of all time? Forrest Gump. Incorrect. Dan.

Damn it. Quotable movie of all time. Take a guess and we'll move on to the clue. I'm just thinking. I'm going to go... Incredible Movie. Shawshank Redemption. Incorrect.

It came out in 2004. Dumb and Dumber. Incorrect. Ooh, definitely not. Anchorman. Incorrect. It is a genre of a comedy teen movie. American Pie.

No. White Chicks. Damn. Mean Girls. Nobody gets a point. Ah! Okay. Oh, I would know no quotes from that movie. Okay, here we go. White chicks. Damn. Mean Girls. Nobody gets a point. Ah! Okay. Oh, I would know no quotes from that movie.

Okay, here we go. Next one. You see all that rain? That's actually just my tears from me crying watching this. Notebook. Correct, Clint! Well done. Yes!

Well done. Six points. I can't come back from here. The rain and then when he's like, I roll you every day for a year. Okay. That is a good one. Next one up. When they all shout shit and then shit he's like, I roll you every day for a year. Okay, next one up.

When they all shout shit and then shit gets dumped on them, that's cinema. Five out of five. Perfect. When they all yell shit and shit gets dumped on them. They all yell. Jurassic Park? Incorrect.

When's shit dumped on people in Jurassic Park? It's good to guess it. Yeah. I thought they meant not literal shit. I thought maybe they meant like figuratively, like you know when you're about to be eaten off a toilet. Would you like to take a guess or pass down? No, I'll take a guess.

Shawshank Redemption. No. 1985. Fuck. That's when it came out. Yes, 1985. When shit gets... I wasn't born, so...

When shit gets... And you were saying it was one of the gross... When did... It's one of the gross movies. No, that didn't come out... Would you like to both pass? That didn't come out in 85. No, I'm just trying to...

Jaws. No. 85. Oh, fuck, I've got nothing. Okay, science fiction family for one point. Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. No Okay Science fiction family For one point Honey I shrink the kids No Science fiction family Fuck

It's not Star Wars Because that was earlier Back to the future Fuck Yes I watched the whole trilogy Like last night And they go into like a Tip truck don't they

They go into a garbage truck Yeah fucking Biff gets covered in horse manure like in every one of the films. Like all three. And they yell, shit! Yeah. And he's like,

shit! I would never have got that. Dan, this one's a good one for you. Okay. I know you're not liking it at the moment. No, I'm enjoying it. Okay, here we go.

So like, his bookstore only sold travel books. Oh, Notting Hill. Three points for Dan. Yes. I haven't seen that. The genre is romance.

It is. 1999, who said that's got to be one of the worst business ideas ever. Right, here we go. A few more. To be honest, I expected a story about Scarecrow, Bane, Harry Styles, and that guy from Saltburn taking a trip to the beach to be more exciting. To be honest, I expected a story about Scarecrow more exciting? To be honest, I expected a story

about Scarecrow, Bane, Harry Styles and that guy from Saltburn taking a trip to the beach to be more exciting. So they're describing the movie. The Inbetweeners?

No, no. It's a recent film. Yes. To be more exciting. Oh, shit. Okay, we're going down to two points. film. Yes. To be more exciting. Oh, shit. Okay, we're going down to two points. 2017. Oh.

Okay, so it's... And it does involve a beach. It involves a beach and it involves all those people from those... Scarecrow, Bane, if you know who plays Bane. Famously, Harry Styles and that guy from Saltburn. So they're describing the actors. Dunkirk. Correct!

Oh, thank God. I was going to say like literally the actors or people that kind of look like Harry Styles. Two points for Dan. Okay, Dan is in the lead, Clint. Dan's in the lead. Now who's the loser? Okay. We've got two more to play.

I hope your mum's listening to this and sees how mean you are to me. Okay, your next review. I would never invite Hitler to my movie premiere. That guy is bad news. Glorious Bastards. Correct answer. Three points for him. I've never seen it.

Last one. Okay. Clint, you'll get this. You can come back here. Oh, no, you can't actually. There is going to be a name here. Your maths is terrible. There's going to be a name here.

I'm going to leave it blank. I'm going to say blank when they're describing the character. I like the part when blank said the bug tasted like chicken. Ha ha. How would he know? Lion King. Correct. Yeah, Pumbaa says it.

Fuck. No, Dan. If you get a fact wrong, you lose all your points. Isn't that one of the rules? Dan got bamboozled. Dan got bamboozled. Dan, you win. You've been bamboozled. You've been bamboozled. You lose all your points.

What? Maybe the last game of Letterboxd. That's the best episode of Friends because then they start loving the game. Yeah. It's a game like men would make up and then all of a sudden there's these random fucking rules and no one knows what's going on.

And then the girls come back and they're like what are you playing and they're like bamboozled of course oh shit oh funny funny well that other game

that Ross makes up for um no sorry Chandler makes it up to try and give Joey money because Joey won't take money but he's struggling and then he wins

all Chandler's money but then he teaches the game to Ross and Ross takes all Chandler's money off Joey and he's like Chandler's money off Joey and he's like no it's a made up game

I made it up to give Joey money that was actually quite a gripping contest because I came I was Pete

like a lot of sportsmen would have counted me out you know I was way behind but I just believed in myself and came back yeah

you got interesting using a sporting analogy for a movie quiz 14 and Clint got 6 that is depressing oh you're annoying hey

hear this Julie here I am your son the bad winner rubbing salt into the wound after he actually digged your bamboozle at the end

but I'm gonna let that slide you've been bamboozled does the game ever come back I liked it I liked it I took my mic. Does the game ever come back? I liked it. I liked it. I took my mic off. Does the game ever come back? I liked it.

Yeah, I liked it. You would have liked it more if you won, I think. Yeah, it's always more fun when you win. Clint needs redemption. He needs redemption. Well, I mean, like, three of the films I've never even seen before. Okay. What was it?

Notting Hill and Glorious Bastards. If you haven't seen those movies, that's on you. Yeah, well, I was starting to think if they're being talked about on this thing, maybe they are great films. What was the third one I hadn't seen? Glorious Bastards. Mean Girls? And Glious Bastards If you haven't seen those movies that's on you Yeah well I was starting to think if they're being talked about on this thing maybe they are great films What was the third one I hadn't seen? Inglourious Bastards

Mean Girls Inglourious Bastards Inglourious Not glorious bastards It's very different You're such a shit Dave

Minecraft movie The Titanic Finding Nemo Mean Girls The Notebook Back to the Future Notting Hill Dunkirk

Inglourious Bastards and The Lion King That's a great name for like a drag queen triple duo or something. Glorious Bastards. And then doing like almost like a war get up. Yeah. Oh, my God. There must be someone called like a drag queen or like a drag crew

that do a performance called Glorious Bastards. Surely. I'm going to Google it right now. All right. We've got to go to Musicworks. We've got to go and pick up our instruments for the band. Yeah, yeah. I want something that looks really cool.

I think it'll be something that's really impractical to play, but looks awesome. And please steer me away from that, because I'll be like a magpie with shiny things. I just want the coolest looking guitar. I need something that's, we need stuff that's functional. We almost need to go, show us the guitars that are the easiest to play, or are they all the same?

I don't bloody know. Yeah, but you know what? If you look the part, it sort of mutes the badness of it. Also, Meg, I'm wondering if we end up needing to pivot. We're not on here now. If we need to pivot with this band thing, maybe what we do is rather than performing live, maybe we're not a live band.

Maybe we're like a lay down the track, lay down the vocal, lay down the drums, get a few takes, get it right, and then we release the song. As a song? As a song as opposed to a live band. That could be plan B. That's not where we want to end up. Obviously, you want a full throttle, get a band going,

and be a live playing band. But I'm just saying that's a backstop. Or? It's the net. We just say we're playing the instruments But we fucking like Jonas Brothers that shit That's why I want a keyboard

And we're not playing them That's why I want a keyboard And it's unlike me to cheat But you know In keyboards You can play the guitar The demo thing And it just plays a tune for you

I like that But we don't tell anyone And you're listening You take this to your grave The problem is You little fucking snitch You better not tell anyone We've got more listeners On take this to your grave. Well, the problem is... You little snitch, you better not tell anyone. We've got more listeners on this podcast than the other podcast.

Hey, snitches get stitches, all right? Okay, well, let's keep it between us. Casey the Boss doesn't really listen to this thing. So as long as we all keep it to ourselves, Casey the Boss thinks we're playing our instruments perfectly, we do fuck all work behind the scenes. But he's expecting a live performance. Meg, sorry, did you take a negative pill?

He is, he keeps talking about live performance. Yeah, but, did you take a negative pill? He is. He keeps talking about live performance. Yeah, but we can still pretend to be playing our instruments. How do we do that as a live performance? Jonas Brothers, look at them. Is he here? Who's here? Right now.

Who's here? Yeah, bring him in. Who the fuck's here? Yeah, if that's the one, if that's the, we've got a little blast from the past. Just, who? Jaden! Jaden King! Jaden!

Oh, I love Jaden. Jaden! Jaden! Jaden King! Oh, my God! Jaden! Jaden! Jaden's back from overseas. Oh! Oh, my God, Dad! Oh, my darling. I was like, Jaden, how are you?

How are you? How are you? How are you? Oh, you still smell just as delicious. You smell delicious. Thank you. You used to smell like salami. What's happened?

And cabbage. And cabbage. And cabbage. And poo. What are you doing here? I know you're here because you have a friend's wedding. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why are you here?

I don't. Yeah, no, to be honest, man, I don't know what I'm doing. Now. Yeah, right now. You don't know why you're here? Right now? Just job hunting. Oh.

No, no, no. Why are you here? Do we have a job going? No, no, no. Do we have a job going? You're about two months too late. They were looking for another driver now until maybe last month. He's just done the memo. Have a listen to this, though. Clint, Meg, Dan and Jada.

Jada, can you play a musical instrument? We're starting a band. Yes, I can, actually. What can you play? The drums. Oh, fuck. You're the drummer. Clint, I can actually. What can you play? The drums. Oh, fuck. No, I'm serious. You're the drummer. Clint, Dan and Jake.

Shit. How are the drums going? Oh, you want to hear? Go on. Okay. Oh, jeez. Is this for the podcast? Yes, it is because people put this shit to it.

Oh, God, there's a drum kit in here. Yeah, yeah. Who in the fuck? Oh, wait. Yeah, she's... Is it plugged in still Meg? I think you need to turn it on It is on

Is it? Shit Is it on? It's great start It was off to one You don't see You don't see Joey from Slipknot Doing this before a gig

Well you don't see him Doing it now these days either No RIP Not yet Are you Yeah It's good Well, you don't seem to be doing it now these days either. No. R.I.P. Not yet. Yeah, it's good. Do you like me as drumstick?

Yeah. Yes. Are those salad tosses? Yes. Wow. Yeah. I could toss the salad in the band as well if you want. We need some sort of performance.

Anyway, yeah. You look like you've had the most incredible time away the last, how long have you been overseas travelling now? Just a couple of years. Yeah, two years I think. So last year, was it last year or the year before? I think it was actually. It seems like just last week. I went to Portugal and hung out with Jaden for the day.

One of the greatest days of my life. God, we went up onto the, he took me up onto this like beautiful thing that looked over Lisbon. Hannah, my wife and I quite this beautiful thing that looked over Lisbon. Hannah, my wife and I quite often talk about that as a fond memory. And now you've been in Finland. Yes. I moved to Finland. They're surrounded by powder.

I was like, that's a bit of me. No matter where you look, there's snow. You never really hear of anyone going, I just went and lived in Finland. It's a rare thing. Yeah. Exactly. It's expensive, right?

It's so expensive. It's crazy. Like, the conversion. You'd think, so if you see, like, an $8 beer here, you'd think, okay, maybe in Finland where it's euros, it'd be four euros because it's, like, halved. But no, there's still, like, eight euros. So it's actually, like, 16-buck beers.

Is Finland the one that everyone says is the happiest place on planet it is yes no it's finland it's finland it's the happiest place have you found what because i know that your taxes are really high but everything else is paid for basically yeah well you wouldn't know it from talking to finnish people right they don't seem that happy they're really tough nuts to crack like i remember I remember we met this guy at the ski field, and I was like, oh, how's your day going? And he just goes, windy. And I was like, oh, okay.

Well, it's a shame that that slope's not open over there, and he just goes, too windy. That's a chat with a Finnish guy. I know Finnish people from motorsport. They're very into rallying and Formula One over there. Very big sport. Rallying is like their rugby in Finland. The line's named after them.

Yeah, yeah. Is it? Finland. What are you talking about? No, Finnish. Finnish. Oh, yeah, the Finnish guy. This is slow.

There he is. That's right, we got him. And, yeah. Oh, wow, I really thought it had died. And then you guys really embraced it. I was like, the line. Maybe we do need you on the show. I'm here for you all.

How interesting though, I always genuinely thought you'd go there and there would be very happy people, but they're not. So they are happy, but I just think they're just tough nuts to crack. Or they're very reserved. And maybe that's why they're happy, because they're just like, nothing bothers them. My cat Kimmy, he's named after Kimmy Raikkonen, the Formula One driver. He's Finnish, and he's famous for going, he missed an interview, and the interviewer went up to him and said, why'd you miss the interview? And he goes, I was taking a shit.

That's a good Finnish accent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what they talk like. Oh, again, those. Also, also, like. That's what they talk like. My God, I'm right back in Finland. What does that mean, by the way?

The time of your life travelling around the world, at least it looks like from the outside, and I know it's not always as luxurious and as fun as it maybe looks on Instagram. I'm sure in your case it is very close. But I imagine when you were stabbed and almost died that time, it was a real low light. We haven't had the tell-all interview with that.

I know. So I was still in Europe when that happened, because it was like the day after I left. Yeah, it was really close to when you left. Yeah, I was still in Europe when that happened because it was like the day after I left. Yeah, it was really close to when you left. Yeah, I was still in Europe and Jayden texted me and said I got stabbed last night. In the neck. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a horrible photo. Like a jugular goat. I know. The scar just looks like Kimmy scratched me though. Yes. Unfortunately. But yeah, it was a wild night. I mean, I've got an exclusive interview

with Mike McRoberts about it. No. No, no, no. Because you've been away for a long time. Mike McRoberts about it. No. You've been away for a long time. Mike McRoberts doesn't do the news anymore. You're fucking joking me. What the fuck? The whole of, what was the name of the company?

News Hub. News Hub. All gone. You're kidding me. That's my second favourite hub. Oh, Jaden, you naughty boy. That's where Jaden hub Oh, Jaden You naughty boy That's when I need my trash to do my But yeah, look I got stabbed in the neck

It was pretty harrowing Yeah, but my tip is If you're ever travelling around Europe And someone steals your drink Don't go up to them And ask for it back Just let them have it Let them have it

The type of person to just steal Someone's drink and finish it is the type of person that seems a bit unhinged. Yeah, yeah. So he was armed already. He had my drink in his right hand and he had a broken bottle in his other hand. You didn't think that broken bottle was probably a bad idea? No, I didn't even see it.

He hit it like an Assassin's Creed person. Oh, wow. Like, it's your detour to Firenze. And, wow. Like, it's your daughter Duffin Hansen. Yeah, that's what he said. Yeah, from Assassin's Creed. That's one for the gamers. And so did he get accused of murder or anything? He's in prison right now for attempted murder.

For attempted murder? I know, isn't that crazy? How long's he got? Quite a long time. But I think it's like, I think in Portugal they're kind of lenient. I think it's like just over five years or something. Oh, well, he's less lenient than New Zealand. I think if he was a senator in New Zealand, he'd be free now.

He'd be a free man. Oh, really? Oh, jeez. I really do need news hub back. Stop going on the other one. Just for like one day. It's like I'm going to be in any news on boobies. Jaden Shuman.

Oh, yeah, and interracial stuff. Oh, my God, Jaden. There it is. Thank you. That's my driver. Oh, dear. Well, look, I better get out of here, guys. You keep going.

You sound great. You all look amazing. I'm excited for you to have your baby, Meg. Yes. I've been in the loop with that. News Hub was still around when you were pregnant, I think. Where did you get that from, Pornhub? No, no, no.

Sorry. That was big tit milf. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. All right. Well, that's all right, Sam. And I'll leave now.

And all that, Jaden and everybody. We need it. We need it. We need it. We need it. We need it. We need it. We need it. We need it. We need it. We need it. We need it. We need it. We need it. We need it. We need it. We need it. We need it. We need it. We need it. We need it. And all that, Jason, everybody. I love you all. See you guys. And so the finish line is named after them. Holy fuck.