The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS stop doing the nose thing!!

Episode Date: December 1, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn-Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Yodo, welcome to The OnlyFans podcast with Clint Dan and Ash, London. We do a radio show. This is not the recap. This is the Only Fans.

Do you want to do that game or you'll have to go quiet and say someone's name in the first thing that comes down mind, which I say that out loud. Yeah, that's a fun game. Right, well, I had an actual game that is very similar to that. It's a drinking game. And then maybe we can finish up. with that game okay it's a drinking aim and I would say um like animal kingdom yes now Dan

has to take the last word yeah and add another word to that kingdom come yes come on my face oh okay oh yeah trust ashton do that one it's yeah can't say come face that's not a thing only be two words yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you want to start again no i'm not starting again I'm saying come here oh okay okay then Clint you'd go Well, I don't have come here as a thing, is it? Come here? What is it? What's your definition of what she should have said then?

Okay, let's say I go flat mate. Yeah. Dan goes? Matey potato. No. No, let me show you. So mate hood. Because like a mate.

Sometimes there just isn't one and that's where you take the shot and you're out of the game. So you have to think of another war that goes on the end of it? Yeah. Okay, matehood then. Then I would say hood rat. And then I'd say rat race. Race driver Driver

Fatigue Fatigue Fuck Yeah Yeah you knew I was Okay I'll start this time Good smart people to play now Bad dream

Dream Dream life Life I thought you were out Oh I thought me and Dan Unless you have any shots, Ash, I'm still in. Otherwise, I only took a shot and then leave.

From now on it's elimination. Okay, okay, okay. I'll start again. Bad habit. Habit. Tad. Habit tat. Who fuck?

Habit Tats. Okay, so I'll start this time. Frozen yogurt. Yogurt cup. cupping hey he's that I can just go okay

I can back in yeah yeah I'll start again I'll start again okay I'll give you a nice easy one Okay

Klin's back in now? Yeah. Okay Heat wave Got over to me Wave Length No no wave form Um

Formation Oh, Mation's not a word. Also, it has to be another word. Like, if you go and wave pool, you've got to go on pool house, house party. For form, you'd have to be like form filling. I don't know what that is. Like filling out of form, form filling. Oh, I don't know.

It's almost like, I think it's supposed to be a thing. Like house party, party time, time out, out, yeah. Outhouse, party. Yes, that's sweet. Those are great ones, Ashley. Okay, this is it, final round When it takes all, when it takes all Okay, you start, you start

Okay, um Camera phone Phone Home Home Home City Town, hometown City limits

Limits Oh, sorry, darned Fuck, you know Yeah, okay, so it's down to you and I The winner takes all, remember I remember Batman Man child

Child Child Child Child Child Child Childhood Yeah

Good Help was there Oh yeah Rat He's got a shit Memory Doesn't Fuck rat

Rat attack Rat attack Rat attack Oh fuck We have rat race Just earlier Oh I don't remember And mate, you and I would be so wasted.

Ashby, right? And I'd be like, thank you. Thank you. I don't know if drinking a shot as much of a punishment for me, I'd be like, I'm out again. Oh, I'm out again. A bit of fun.

You've got to get on the soul tonic. What is your best, or your favourite shot? Someone goes, I'm going to buy you a shot. What is it? Oh, probably just straight tequila. Yeah, Cuba's good. That's the safest one, I don't know. Although, it's a little novelty as well with the lime and the salt and stuff.

I like those quick fucks. Or a, what's that? It's like a Midori and something else. Bailies. It couldn't have me of a midori. Really? Oh, I'd love anything. I like the creamy ones.

Yeah, Snickers bar. What's the nice? Snickers bar shot. That's, um, is it Calua or Contro with Bailies? And it tastes like a, you're like, you're like... Calua's coffee and Quatro's orange, so either or. Frangelico and so... Frangelico, that's the same as Calua pretty much.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a hazel nut liqueur. That's why it tastes like Snickers, yeah, because it's hazelnut. I'm into that. I want all of that. Yeah, the next time you go ask for a Snickers bar. I love putting on just a bit of ice cream. Just like a scoop of vanilla ice cream.

I love an aigigato. Yeah, a restaurant? A alcoholic affigato. Yeah, when they go, would you like a dessert? And if they have affigato me every time, over like the hot pudding. We'll do it. Like, if buddy, it's like a weekend, buddy's in bed. I'll make, but I'm Adrian.

We'll have an avigad. Decaf. I'm quite a like, I'm a bit of an alcohol bogan when it comes out. I'm just beer. Like I'm very, like, we went to this wicked thing, Ash and I a few weeks ago. And there was like these beautiful cocktail. and stuff. I had one of them and I was like, it's too sugary.

Just give me a beer. Ordering beers. And who's, I fucking love, so, I was like, you want a beer at the wicked thing. And I was like, yeah. And then, yeah, I love tits. Give me a peroni. I love, no. I'm really into a lot of the, um, these like RTDs that are going around at the moment.

Like your vodkas and tequila's, all that the, like, the margarities and there's Alba, coconut butter in a can. That's better than most margarities you'll get in a restaurant. Um, they're like 7% and they're in like a red bull size can. Yeah, well, that makes a lot of sense Yeah, we have so much alcohol in our cupboard My wife forgets what's even in there And went and bought a bottle of vermouth

To make martinis And I was like, babe, we've got a whole full bottle of that already The names of alcohols, eh? Like vermuth, yeah Whiskey, famuth I don't know, but whoever comes up with the names You mix it with gin or vodka And then you shake it up and put an olive in

Or like dirty, yuck I love with, I'll put some olive juice in the extra Yeah Do you know I was watching a thing on Speaking of Names of Alcohols I was watching a TikTok the other day and it was these group of friends It was similar to what you were doing

I think it was maybe a drinking game and they were having to come up with words that didn't exist It's really, really hard Like you say in that word that like just comes to mind Formith Formith

Okay Formith I'd say that it'd be a word Oh now you're going to find out if it's an actual word Yeah Formith F-O-R-M-I-O-T-H Yeah, formath is a short word for formathstotics.

Yeah, no, I wasn't short. How about, um, elm, elm, elm, take your time. Forst, force, forth, three? Okay, you were taking it, you're going too quickly, you just have to come out with, I'll do one right now. Boswallicks. Well, that's not one. Findelhausen. Single house and...

Fendellhausen. That'll definitely be a word in simple. It almost feels like a big friendly giant, like the words that they use. I'm reading that with my kid at the moment. I think buddy's old enough, a bit of Roldahl now. The Twits. Yeah, the Twits. We just read that one as well

when they were shooting all the ducks and then the ducks end up going to living in the house. Is Roldahl Dahl Charlie in the Chocolate Factory? Yep, we're reading that one currently. I asked you would have got that. Houselhausen does not appear to be a widely recognised word name or place name. But it doesn't sound like I'm either. But it is used as a last name of someone's name.

Ushul. Ushul. How do you spelling that? O-U-S-H-A-L. Ush-A-L-U-S-H-A-L-I-D-R-R. Fuck, I'm good. How about... I can't even make up real words because my vocab's so extensive. Litterberry.

L-I-D-E-R. T-T-T. L-E-R-B-R-Berry. L-L-R-Berry. Yeah, the harder you spell it, the less charts there is of it being a word. Liddaberry. Smart. Genil.

Geneal. Yeah, that makes sense. It's like two genes. G-I-N-A-L. G-I-N-A-L. G-I-N-A-L. G-I-N-A-L. Yeah. Looking period cramps.

What the hell? Yeah, same. Where am I on my cycle? What's going on there? No, sorry, I was trying to be relatable. Genal is a Jamaican slang term For being deceitful So if you're being genal

I can't make a word It's crazy, aye It's crazy But yeah, it's something you can play around at home Follicular phase Not on your follicular phase What about Four days off ovulation then

Coosh No Clush Clush, Clush, that's the thing that you take The lid off and your food's inside it Yeah, K-L-O-S-H Clush And you just spelled it different.

A clush can refer to several things. Fuck. Shame. The internet's like, yeah, like, so, you're so basic with making out words. There's like four different definitions. On list. On list. Fuck, it's a website.

I mean, you should be able to get points for the simpler the word. Like, if you can come up with a real simple one-syllable word. Like, you get points minus for every syllable you do. Like, plen. P-L-I-N. P-L-I-N. Plin. Okay, let's have a look.

Flynn. The most fun part of this game is waiting for Dan to Google. Plin can refer to several things. It's a type of Italian pasta. Plin? Yeah, Plin spaghetti. Plin, a spaghetti. We'll see him after.

What about Fuglish? Fuglish. Do I sound Italian? In fact, when I said it, Ciao. Chau. Fuglish. not standard English, but appears

to have, to be a username or a possible misspelling of foolish. So yeah, I've got one there. You can't say it's the misspelling of another word. Yeah, so there's a little game for you. Hey, where are you going? You're away next week for two days, eh? Yeah, my brother's kids,

two of his kids. My niece and nephew are flying over from Australia and going to Oaxie. Oh, lovely. Yeah, because when I booked it in, I wasn't going to be doing breakfast. Are your brother's kids a bit, pain in the ass? Yeah, that's fucking best. Oh, really? They are.

What are the family members that you say the kids are painly ass? No one. You made that up. So you hate them. They're between, I think, like, nine and something,

10 and 16. They're like, there's four kids all two years apart from 16 down. Oh, their husbands. Brothers, kids,

I think you see your sisters. No, that is not, you're making that up. You can't stand it. He's taking shots in the dark and he's hitting. Don't even know of Adrian has a brother.

I know, but he's, so the 14 and a 16 year old are coming and they're legends and I love them and we're going to go to away here for a couple of days and they might come in here. Oh, they might come in here.

Not the shitty ones that you hate. Yeah, leave the troublemakers on Waikki. I think last time they came into one of Ash's radio stations, they burned it down, the little shit. They put it out before it caught, you know, into all the studios. They tried to, a little arsonists. Yeah, arsonists. Ash calls them arson holes.

Yeah, that's actually a word as well. You'd be surprised now. I'm just being rude to my niece as an answer, so we're all angels. Oh, what you could do the nose, like, lying thing? Oh, yes, I'm full of shit. Have you ever been to Hawaiiiki before? Yeah, a couple times. I'm obsessed with it.

Yeah, it's beautiful. When I used people, they used the labels from Australia when they wanted us to come to see a Kiwi band or whatever, that would bring us over and they'd always take us the Waikiki. We'd get shit-faced. Yeah, last time I was over there, I got so drunk, I actually thought I could buy a place there, and I started looking at real estate.

Worked up the morning going, what's going to be nice out? You just go into a peggy? Oh, I'm going to have a real estate. Well, no, I was drunk enough to think I could afford it. And then the next day I was like, what was I doing looking at play? Like, it's so ridiculous. Even just the price of paying to get my car over is too expensive.

It's 200 bucks every time you need to take your car. Yeah, you'd have to have like a shit box, I reckon that you just leave at your batch. And also the bus service is really good there. And you can hitchhike as well. It's still kind of a little bit rough like that where you just stick a thumb out. They probably wouldn't pick you up with your fucking shit niece and nephews.

Yeah, and they're like flicking their little lighters at eight. You'd be like, get out of my car. Angels. You wish you had nieces and nephews is amazing as mine. Stop doing the nose thing. I'm like you. Also, when you're driving around Wahiki, make sure your windows up. Because secondhand marijuana smoke, that'll get those kids high.

Oh, people love a bit of wacky-backy, the old devil's lettuce on Wahiki. Knowing Ash's nieces and nephews, they'll be dealing it over there. Oh, my gosh, I've got the best story to tell you. When Sammy, the oldest one was about, fuck, six. He's the one you hate the most. I love him. Like, he is, anyway. I had to take him from Australia to Singapore

because they lived in Singapore and I had to take him back via Perth, which is where he was. Oh, that's a long journey. So I was off on a big-ass trip and I was hungover. So I had to pack my bag and I packed it really quick. And I just, in my top drawer, I just opened my drawer, got all my underwear and just shoved it in my bag and then in the top bit and then off I go. Yeah.

Good on you. I'm sitting up in Singapore. We're halfway to Singapore. And all of a sudden I'm like, I had a joint in my top drawer. I have I've got a joint I've got a joint in my in my checking luggage

en route to Singapore where the harshest drug laws on the planet Oh yeah Well I wouldn't I'd prefer to go to Singapore Than Thailand with it But I mean hey

Both are bad They're both pretty bad You're like literally They have the death Dead said Death I think I would rather die though Than be in Thailand jail

For 20 years So I've got my neck Can I tell this story Yeah It's fine I've got my nephew with me And I'm losing my mind I'm like

I'm, he's going to get taken away from his parents. He says, I'm like going through my phone, deleting. And I was not a weed smoker. I just used to get migraines. Stop doing the nose thing. I'm not. So I'd had one for emergencies. If my migraine was really bad, I'd much rather have a, it's a puff of a joy.

Oh, wouldn't we all, ash, but it's against the law? Much healthier for you. Is it? So I'm freaking out, I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out. I'm like, sweating, crying, losing my mind. We get to Singapore.

I almost didn't get my luggage off the belt. I was like, I'll just leave it. Anyway, it finally comes. I'm looking around. and no one's looking at me, and I just take it run. I get to my brother, he's like, what's how about I burst into tears? I'm like, I'm so again, I'm so good. Turns out I'd left it back home.

I got home from the holiday, and it was just a single joint in my top drawer. And I'm sorry. Can you imagine that feeling of being in the air shopping? She was so stressed. She just like lit it right there and there. Yeah, just smoked the whole thing. Just sucked it back hard. Yeah, yeah.

And she's like, oh, it's much more relaxed. Oh, my God. Nah, nah, nah, nah. It's the mother fucking. in London I'll get you in the next time. We're on the street, Rover, music, radio, podcasts.