The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS The biggest skiddies you've ever seen

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat. Stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Yeah, cool. Welcome to OnlyFans with Clint, Dan and Ash London, everybody. Good to see you.

Yo, yo. Yo, how you doing? Yo, how you doing? Chowra. We all got our free coffees this morning. Thank you, Zid. I'm trying to just have half of mine because I've already had a coffee and it will be a double.

And if I have three coffees. straight through you. Yeah, and yesterday I did 25 poos. And then I woke up today so flat stomach. Good. Well, good for you. I think, you know, then...

Is that what I need to do? My... But then one was so full on that like I literally... No, literally, I waddled afterwards. Do you ever get that when you're like, your bum actually hurts? You were waddled after a dumb.

Like, it was a sore. And AJ was like, why are you walking like that? I'm like, because the... Maybe that's what Arianna Grande's songside was really about. Just explosive diarrhea. I'm like she... That's the only real double standard

that I feel like I have in my life. Like guys talking about their farts and whatever crack up, girl does it? I'm like, oh, no, no. I just, I'm not all of it. I don't like farts, man, I've always... Yeah, you're not double standard, whereas I'm like, no, boys can talk about that,

girls can't... Whereas, and it's fine, the door can be open and my wife can be on the toilet, no big dramas, I'm not like funny about that. Yeah. When girls start talking about their bowel movements and how much they stink, and I'm just like, oh...

The only time I like farts is when little kids do them. Like my son, George, he would do a fart, but he doesn't know farts, So he says burp, he would go, he goes, burp, georgie burp. And I'm like, yeah, from your bottom. Wait until he starts doing, pull my finger. Yeah, oh, God. Pull my finger.

Yeah, so good. Yeah, buddy, that's full adult. They get to a poor, they're starting adult poos and adult, we call them fuses. They're a big farts. And sometimes I look at the poo and I look at Buddy, I'm like, bro. That is literally the size of, like, your leg. My son, I think he still does, but he's like an expert at ghost pose. because I'll be like, oh, did you go?

And he's like, yeah. It'll be nothing there. Yeah, and it's like, I feel like 80% of his would like, he'd be like, Dad, Dad, we got to a point when he didn't realize it was a big deal, but I made it a big deal. He's like, did another ghost poo. Amazing. There's nothing there.

We were the opposite yesterday. Adrian's like putting Buddy in the bath and he comes out like laughing and he's holding something. I'm like, what's funny? He's like, I just had to ask Buddy if you did a poo at Kindi today. He said, yep. And then he showed me his undies. It was like the biggest kiddies you've ever seen in your life. Oh my God.

He did not even attempt. What? Sometimes it's certain. You're only class skitties when it's an actual skinny. When it's just a shit. That's not a skid bike. He has just done a huge turn and pulled his undies up. Yeah, yeah.

Who's teaching him, like, how to do that? Well, I don't bother. He knows to do, but I guess I need to teach him. I am teaching with the moment to hold his penis when he does a wee though, and he's fucking mad for it. He's all over the floor every time. It's so huge. Well, that's because his mum's teaching him how to hold it.

well how hard is it his penis is very small it's not like why are you getting upset dad justice for shows yeah no I'm just saying they grow they do

I'm still hoping mine will yeah when puberty hits it'll take off yeah I know yeah so he's very proud Mommy mommy I held my Willie when I did away

hey are we having a party at your place this Friday no I think I'm gonna I think let's have it a couple weeks because Harrison from Adjavos is petitioning to have a Halloween party, very last minute. And he even put like a list of things he promises. He says, we'll all take our shoes off in the mansion. And then he was saying how it would make us look like a cool couple

and trying to appeal to our, you know, sense of worth. But you have some concerns around. Well, my husband is the boss. So I have concerns about what if someone accidentally touches someone's boob. and it happened on the boss's watch That's not his fault Just because it's in his house I think it puts a responsibility

On the boss to create a safe workplace You know I'm very aware of like making sure Everything's above balls I just think it's I'm gonna make everyone sign like a thing or something Like if I touch someone's boob It's my fault not agents Oh I would have thought that legally like that's

How the Law already goes I don't think there's going to be any boob grazes I mean we just won't invite Hansy Pete He's a bit hansy That's not a real person He's up in accounts anyway so he wouldn't really And also, I think two days notice for all my neighbours were all very close and all the backyards face each other.

I just, I would want more than two days notice for a party. What? Someone told me I'm having a party at two weeks from now. I'll have forgotten by the time it rolls. Yeah, but it gives them the option to, like, go out that night or whatever. And, Clint, you're a rare breed. Like, you'll have people over at the drop of a hat at your house. Your house is built for entertaining.

It's one of my favourite things is when it's just a random, so Saturday. It's like midday, sun's out. And my wife goes, should we have people over? Yeah, I love that. But that's different to like a party that's going to go to 1 a.m. And everyone's going to be outside dancing, drinking and all the neighbors. I reckon I could just turn up at Clint's house any time and he'd be like he'd rolled out the carpet. Yeah, and Jamie would pass you a passion fruit margarita in like four and a half minutes.

And she cooked me dinner. She cook us dinner. Actually what my friends do do this, they go, hey, we're on route at the moment. Can we get a couple of espresso martinis? And I'll be like, yeah, so I'll literally have them. I won't make them early because you don't want an espresso that kind of sits. It's never as good. but it's still swirling like the caramel colour

as they walk in in the door, I got you. That's the day with Adrian and I send me the map so as soon as he walks in, I can time dinner perfectly. Because I started doing dinner quite early and it's changed everyone's life. Like five o'clock dinner for like buddy, me and buddy eats more food if we're all getting together.

I'm much healthier as well. You go to bed and your food's settled. But I'm going to bed at like 10 o'clock lately. We've got lazy with dinners lately. Hannah's dropping the ball. What's she doing? Oh, she's just laid like, lazy.

We've just had, and it's on me as well, but I feel like we went through a trough of it like a year ago, and then it got good because we were having, you know, lovely meals. And now recently we were having fucking larb. Labe is delicious. Chicken, yeah, but like, yeah, but it was just a fucking boring, larb. And then the other day, we had another quiche.

We have kish once a week. Kish is our thing. Oh my gosh. And it's more Kish than a... It's a breakfast food, darling. I'm sorry. And now I'm starting to lean Kish. Kish is for funerals.

It's like club sandwiches and meal. But I'm sick. of it because we had it too much. And now Hannah's into this like lentil phase where she's like going mental for lentil. Everything's fucking lentil. Yes, see, I have a lentil salad this week actually made today but it's just, I know that no one else is going to touch it.

There's nothing good about a lentil. It's so good for you. No one goes, oh my God, let's have lentils for dinner. I do. And Hannah does. So it's two people that you see every day. They're so good for you. It feels like what you would have when you've eaten everything else in your like fridge freezer and you're opening up the pantry.

you're like, what is this? It's like a can of lentils. It's a meat alternative. That's what Hannah thinks of it as. So she'll go, oh, instead of making like nacho mints with mints, we'll have nachos with lentils. No, you need to have beans, not lentils. You are not poor enough to be doing that, Dan, Producica.

Yeah, but like lentil, like you have like a real nice dal. You know, like a curry? Yeah, she'll do a dahl. Del's are so easy, too. But he gets a book every three or four weeks from the library called Bilal loves dal. And it's all about this Indian kid. Or maybe Bilal, maybe he's Sri Lankan. I don't know.

No, I don't know. I don't want to get it right. It's a great book. And he's a great book. But he's obsessed with Dahl. So every week he asks me for Dahl. The only problem is he doesn't like Dahl. So he insists in Christ and Scripps.

He's desperate for the Dahl. The idea. The idea of Dahl. And then he's like, can I have some chicken nuggets? I'm like, of course you can. But I found organic chicken nuggets. Can't find a kid whose name rhymes with chicken nugget and put it in a book. I have a friend.

Clint, you know this person. I'm not going to say who it is on the podcast. But their son, he's 13. And he's never eaten. He's got three. things he eats. Oh, darling. Irvine's pies, like just your classic Mints and Cheese pies,

fish fingers and chicken nuggets. He's never eaten anything and not, he's never eaten a vegetable. That's psychological. I know. Yeah, that's tough. But like they can only get him to eat if he has those three things. What's it called? Avoid it restricted Arfad. Ah, oh, something, Arford, Arford. Avoidant restricted food,

something or other. Apparently, it's just... My friend's kid has it and her life is hell. Backed up, apparently constantly constipated. But it's one of those things I try because my daughter's a little bit fussy as well and does get quite fearful when I go, just try it, just try it. And the fact that the thought of even putting

the thing in her mouth that she hasn't eaten before will get quite like fearful about it all. But it's like there was a food that you like love, I'll pick it out and go and there was one time you'd never tried that before. Like you could be, like if you try it it might actually extend your menu of things that you eat.

But again, food and kids it's so hard. I've taken the pressure off, like about two weeks ago, I made the decision, I'm just not going to, I refuse to stress about dinners anymore. And I just put the food in front. I know it's stuff he likes. And we have a separate plate, which is I don't want a plate. So it's like, I'll make him, he likes snack plates.

All his food is snack plates. So I'll put like cucumber, which I know he'll smash, broccoli, all the things I know he'll smash and then one different thing. And he eats it, the whole thing. And then if he doesn't want something, he has to do it, he has to put it in his mouth first, even if he just touch a tuck and then just put it on the, I don't want a plate. And it's been a game changer. Because it takes a whole, like,

I want this off my plate, I hate it. And then he won't take it. Just put it in there, I don't want to play. It said, no, thanks, mum. And then if you don't eat anything, guess what? Fine. Yeah.

And none of this stayed at the table until you. Fucking noodles. My kids, we had to limit the amount of noodles that they actually. Just stuff being chili in them. I do that all the time. Just make something spicy. So, this is what it tastes like. They'd know I'd opted it though by now.

They'd be like, that's not how they've always tasted. Yeah. Because right now I can still say something called alcohol or coffee in it and he's like, oh, okay. They are the best noodles. What are they? Migurang. Meagoring.

Yeah. They're so, they're once a month, I'll get one from the vending machine here. Not good for you though, meagarin. No, no, no, no. That's what I've heard. But do you know what I do? You just don't get all the flavor. Put all the flavors aside.

Make the noodles. Get some corn and peas. Put it in there and then just sprinkle a quarter of the sashay on there. So at least there's some veggie in there, not too much of the preservatives. No, what I do is I get a piece of white bread And then I cover it in butter And then I put all the sauces in the noodles

And then I put it in the bread And then I eat it like a sausage in bread But it's just noodles and bread Carbs on carbs on carbs Why would you, that's weird Noodles in bread A noodle sandwich That's delicious

Oh yeah And then you use the rest of like The sandwich to like mop up all the sauce I would not shit for three weeks If I ate that Well it's save your issue You were shitting seven times yesterday Yeah, it's a happy minute

We're doing 25 Yeah But I reckon I go through a can I've lentils or beans a day. Easily, maybe more. I can't have lentils a day. Because I had high cholesterol and I went on this special thing

where it's all about having lots of fibre and organic soybeans. And she's going to live till she's a thousand. Yeah, no. Well, unless I get hit by bus, it's just possible. Maybe once you get to like a hundred and you just give me a bell and I'll bring a bus over and run you over.

Okay. This is what I worry about, though. Like, because now I'm back at the gym, because I'm having so much so many beans and stuff and good fats I think it's going to inhibit my ability to lose weight and I don't mind because I'd rather have great gut health

and good fibre than be skinny I think you're going to be all bloated and chubby because it'll just be full of gas No but I don't get it now because my body's adjusted so much to the amount of fibre that I have that I don't really get guessing. I thought you were nervous about

you know like when you're straining at the gym that you're going to fart in public and then all of a sudden you've done that before right and then you just You've got to slowly try and, like, you've got to pinch it off and slowly try and get out of there. So if you've ever been to a Pilates class and you're over the age of 30, you know what it sounds like

for someone to just drop a big fart in the middle of class. You know the other day I went for a jog. I went for a jog along the beach and I was coming home and I started walking towards when I got home because I was like puffed. And I had my headphones on, listen to music. And I slowed down and there I had was, I like needed to do a big fart. And I was like, fuck it.

It's night time. So I just stopped and went. So satisfying. behind me? And I'm 90% sure she heard it because it was fucking loud and long. And you took quite recognisable

at least it was night time. Because sometimes like oh well no one knows me but then it's like meanwhile her reality behind you was oh my God I think that's Dan Weeby from the edge to I ask for a photo Do I not have for a photo? She's like nope.

And that for the rest of her life every time she meets anyone and radio comes up she'd be like oh I walk behind Dan Webby once he did the biggest fire you've heard. Crop dusted right in front of me the bastard. I once was in a bathroom

and I was about to interview a pop star and she had gone in first and didn't know that I was going in and she had a hardcore diarrhea and I had to hear her have like Name and shame It's too mean I know a person that piddled next to Helen Clark

ex-pran minister and heard her tinkle in the toilet That's not as... Is that a claim to fame? Not as good as this person having hardcore diarrhea I once sat No, that wasn't me

I know as someone that sat on the same toilet seat as Beyonce Was it you? Me! Yeah, he was you? Yeah. At Eagle's Nest in Bay Bay You know she's not putting her bum on the seat.

Then I'm, no, so here was my claim to fame. When we went, we were shooting this TV show in this incredible accommodation. And they were like, oh, Jayzee, eagle's nest. And it's unbelievably expensive in the Bay of Islands. And they were like, Beyonce. And Jayzee would just hear like last week or the week before. And I was like, so I ran around and I sat on all the toilet so that I could be like, I sat on the same toilet as Beyonce.

And then I read some story that she travels with her own fucking. toilet seat. Oh, piss off. And I was like, that can't be true, but how funny that that was my claim to fame. And there are stories online that Beyonce has her own seat. So as part of her writer, when she does gigs,

she has a fresh toilet seat. What a nightmare, that would be. At least that's what the internet is. The cheapest room is 2,200 a night, and the most expensive is 14,000. Yeah. Now, who's carrying a toilet seat? That's untrue.

There's no way. Well, then I did sit on the same toileters, because she stayed for a week, so she must have gone toilet in that place. And I was like, oh, how good. Maybe I could go here for my 40th because if you can get one room that can fit eight people for four and a half thousand.

It was unreal when you open out to the outdoor area in the massive big sliding glass doors. And then there's just this infinity pool that just looks like it just drops off into, yeah, and it just drops off into like nothingness and you're up on a hill and the view is incredible. We shot some, like, kids' TV show there. Wow.

I wish I was rich. Imagine that. They've had Beyonce Knowles, Clint Randall. Who else? One of the chicks who was part of the production company, her old man owns it. Because I was like, how the hell did we film a kids TV show here? I know.

One of those kids, I suppose, wants to make their own mark in the world. Nipo babies. Yeah, I'd take daddy's money. I don't care. You say whatever you want. I don't care. I ain't even a minimum wage to try and mark my own path in the world.

I'll just follow dads. When are you 40, Daniel? When am I 40? 20, so I'm 37. Three years, okay. So Dan's trying to work out how many, how to add three to 25? Yeah, 25, 29, 28. He couldn't add 25 and 3.

2028. Good job, though. Your maths is unbelievably bad on the spot. I was, like, and still am, I was one of the worst kids in maths. I think I'm on the spectrum, I think. I'm on the spectrum, I think. Yeah, your brain must be doing weird things because it doesn't make sense

that your brain wouldn't naturally add 25 and 3. Sports and math. Having ADHD or autism doesn't have anything to do with your ability to do maths. I think I've failed maths and, like, I had to drop maths. So people's brains aside that way and that's so unfair that schools are set up in a way that's like you've got to day maps.

I was really good at English, like really good of English. Really? Yes-A's and stuff for well, yeah, real good. Yeah. Thanks to AI. I think we've got our 10 minutes done, Dundas. Remember how it did it short today because Dan's got to go off and rescue his child.

I've got to go and rescue, yeah. He's at Krasch and I've got to go and pick him up. I was going to say, oh, where is he stuck at the chog? On a cliff, he's up in that infinity pool. It's at a craish, so it's like cheap, but you have to pick them up at 1130. Otherwise, they like, I don't know, think they kick them out. Take you through to the whole day. And then you paid all five.

They're closed. They take the kid to them. The police station. Oh, they just leave the kid out the front. Yeah, no, I think they'd stay, but you'd not be. Yeah, you wouldn't be the flavor of the month when you show up and they're like, you know the rules, Daniel. And usually Hannah picks him up, but she's got some meeting. We'll wrap it up so Dan doesn't look like a shit, dad.

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