The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS - The Name Game...

Episode Date: March 6, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. This is Clint, Meg and Dan's OnlyFans podcast. A place where nothing is off the table and these three show who they really are. Not recommended for kids. Let's hope there's not too much of this. So anybody can play, anybody can play. Cock my arse. Cal. Breast milk in my mouth.
Starting point is 00:00:20 You've been warned. Welcome to the OnlyFans. Once again, sorry Clint isn isn't here But you've got Kel from The Edge Nights Jumping in Which is sad Because on a Friday We usually do Guess the Fart Yeah I'm just gonna say
Starting point is 00:00:29 If he is available So watch this basically I was asked If I could do the fart But with my track record I would shit my pants So instead Dad has brought a game
Starting point is 00:00:38 To this podcast We've got producer Nipia And producer Carl In studio as well Just a quick game And it will not be The whole podcast It'll just be the first
Starting point is 00:00:44 I'd say quarter of the podcast. Before we do that, though, this podcast, in fact, is going out to the incomparable, the gorgeous, and in my opinion, one of the most stunning people we have listening to this show. I'm padding because I'm scrolling through. Her name... Oh, you haven't found one yet.
Starting point is 00:01:02 Oh, he's just scrolling past lots of women because he's... Liliana Robin. Oh, that's a great name. That is a great name. Her name's Oh, you haven't found one yet. Or he's just scrolling past lots of women because he's like, oh, that's a great name. That is a great name. Her name's Liliana Robin? Liliana. Oh, Liliana Robin. Still nice. Down a couple points.
Starting point is 00:01:14 How do you say that? Double L-I-A-N-A. Is it double L or is it Illiana? Illiana. Is it a capital I? Illiana. Anyway, love her to bits thank you very much
Starting point is 00:01:26 for being part of the Edge podcast fam she was the one that flagged that the podcast were not up to scratch oh I saw that post
Starting point is 00:01:33 what's up with that I've changed them this week though Scandal's in it's back so we've got all the producers in here we've got Cal
Starting point is 00:01:41 we've got Meg it's a real sausage fest right now what we're going to do we do this sometimes for ourselves don't we just to have a bit of fun you could play this at home as well with your friends Juicers in here. We've got cow. We've got Meg. It's a real sausage fest right now. What we're going to do... It always is a sausage fest. We do this sometimes for ourselves, don't we? Just to have a bit of fun. You could play this at home as well with your friends.
Starting point is 00:01:50 So what you do is you say someone's name. If you're in a group of people, anybody can say a name. Okay? And that person that you've said their name has to say the first thing that comes to their head without thinking. It might be a sound. It might be a word. I don't know what it is, but you're not allowed to think
Starting point is 00:02:06 when your name is said. You've just got to open your mouth and talk. Okay. Some of the stuff that comes out of your mouth really says a lot about the person. I normally don't say words, so I'll really try because it's normally just noise.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Meg! I don't know! So anybody can play. Anybody can just try to... Cock my arse! Cow! Breast milk in my mouth! Oh!
Starting point is 00:02:26 What has happened? I think you thought about that. What has happened? As soon as you say an R, I was thinking of breasts. Alphabet! Great. Alphabet is perfect.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Cow! Frank Fox! Mmm. Okay, so now reset, reset. Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush. Cow! Gingerbread! I was looking at Cow before.
Starting point is 00:02:43 Yeah. Mmm. So it's just a game you can play. Dang! Cow! Gingerbread. I was looking at Cowboy. So it's just a game you can play. Damn. Cock. There's always cock in my eyes. Why? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Why? Meg, I fly, fly. Fly, fly, fly. See, it's a fun game. It's a great game. Yeah, it really, really is. Cow! Hyper and gliding kick. See, it's a fun game. It's a great game. Yeah, it really, really is. Carl! Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Is that German? You're like that guy from The Simpsons. Hayden Lillen. Stan. E-me-me. What the fuck? Bella. Bella.
Starting point is 00:03:22 You've got to yell the first word that comes to your head. So the game is we say a name. Thank you for another woman's bedroom. And whoever's name is said, you have to yell the first word that comes to your ears. So the game is, we say a name. Thank you for another woman's bedroom. And whoever's name is said, you have to say the first without thinking. You don't think, you just say it. I don't think so. Blah blah blah. Wait, are you saying?
Starting point is 00:03:33 Anyone can say. Callum! Oh. Bella! Hello. Bella answer. Hello. Hello.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Hello. I'm here. So I think, yeah. Mipia. Oh have never ever experienced. Hello? I'm here. Sorry, I think, yeah. Mipia.
Starting point is 00:03:50 Brilliant. Wow. Great. I think we've got there. Dan, shoo my shishy shishy. What the fuck? It goes on in your brain. Wow.
Starting point is 00:04:01 Shoo my shishy shishy. Anyway, so there we go. Unfortunately, Bella, we did want to bring you in here though. Gail! I'm Percy! Can you please, since Clint's away, do guess the fart? And you want me to fart? Yeah. Fucking A.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Oh my god! She's gonna try! Come on! Get the cue for intro. I might not be able to. Wait, where's the fucking intro? How do I do it? We'll put the microphone down next to your bum.
Starting point is 00:04:24 Wait. Hang on. Wait. Ooh, wait. Are we doing this? This is so gross. How do I do it? We'll put the microphone down next to your bum. Wait. Hang on. Wait. Are we doing this? This is so gross. Excuse me. It is not gross. I have such a thing with farts.
Starting point is 00:04:33 I don't find farts funny. You have to get out for this bit. No, I'll be here for him. If you don't find them funny. Look, I'm a team player. I'm just sharing my opinion. Can we have someone else that's going to try if I can't? I can't.
Starting point is 00:04:43 I'll shit my pants. Dan's going to try. I can try, but I don't think I will. I can't I'll shit my pants Dan's going to try I can try But I don't think I will I've got no shame In giving it a go Here we go Working on getting the intro
Starting point is 00:04:50 So let's just talk about Something else Or we can just edit it Got it Okay here we go A fart that'll leave you With teary eyes Guess the fart
Starting point is 00:04:58 What's that smell A stinky mystery For us to untell Guess the fun So Clint hasn't got back to us yet, so we're going to have to do it with either Bella or myself. What happens if neither of us can do it? Well, at least we've tried our best.
Starting point is 00:05:13 I've got nothing. I honestly don't, and I probably shouldn't be pushing. Okay, I need to go wheeze. Yeah, same. Should we go? I need to, oh. Nah, but. I think I'll wheeze myself if I don't.
Starting point is 00:05:24 Do you want to go and run and do wees? Yeah. But you've got to really commit to doing a fart. Okay, I'll... Did you just do one? No, that was my fart. Okay. While I'm going, you try, Bella.
Starting point is 00:05:33 But then what if you miss it? You've got to stay here for Bella's. Okay, well, I'll take it. Okay, let's try Bella's first. Okay. If she can't do it, we'll stop the podcast, you pee and we'll come back. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Here we go. I think Bella's will be a little... Okay. I think she's will be a little... Okay. I think she's going to go... Oh, that's not nice. Wait, what did he do? His was just eerie. Oh, yeah,
Starting point is 00:05:55 a big gaping arsehole. Oh, that's not nice. And she counts. Yeah, I might go for a... Just to say completely... No, you can't. Okay, I want to change my nature. I think I'm going to be a...
Starting point is 00:06:04 Okay, so that was close to mine. Okay, next year I think I'm going to be like Okay so that was close to mine Okay fuck Um Okay I'm going to go Hey There we go Okay that is cows The little one's me
Starting point is 00:06:13 And the Okay here we go Bella Quiet please This is so fucked up I thought I couldn't hear it I was so tiny Dan wins
Starting point is 00:06:27 I genuinely saw them come out on my pants did you shit Dan wins can you smell that oh stop oh what the fuck
Starting point is 00:06:41 Dan wins so there we go have we done the intro again yeah we did it there we go. Have we done the intro again? Yeah, we did it. There we go.
Starting point is 00:06:47 All right, well, thanks for listening. Clint will be back next week. Thanks, Bella. Same plan. Man, what a way to end the week.

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