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This is a podcast from Rover.
This is Clint, Meg and Dan's OnlyFans podcast.
A place where nothing is off the table and these three show who they really are.
Not recommended for kids. Let's hope there's not too much of this.
So anybody can play, anybody can play.
Cock my arse.
Cal.
Breast milk in my mouth.
You've been warned.
Welcome to the OnlyFans. Once again, sorry Clint isn isn't here But you've got Kel from The Edge Nights
Jumping in
Which is sad
Because on a Friday
We usually do
Guess the Fart
Yeah I'm just gonna say
If he is available
So watch this basically
I was asked
If I could do the fart
But with my track record
I would shit my pants
So instead
Dad has brought a game
To this podcast
We've got producer Nipia
And producer Carl
In studio as well
Just a quick game
And it will not be
The whole podcast
It'll just be the first
I'd say quarter of the podcast.
Before we do that, though, this podcast, in fact,
is going out to the incomparable, the gorgeous,
and in my opinion, one of the most stunning people
we have listening to this show.
I'm padding because I'm scrolling through.
Her name...
Oh, you haven't found one yet.
Oh, he's just scrolling past lots of women because he's...
Liliana Robin. Oh, that's a great name. That is a great name. Her name's Oh, you haven't found one yet. Or he's just scrolling past lots of women because he's like, oh, that's a great name.
That is a great name.
Her name's Liliana Robin?
Liliana.
Oh, Liliana Robin.
Still nice.
Down a couple points.
How do you say that?
Double L-I-A-N-A.
Is it double L or is it Illiana?
Illiana.
Is it a capital I?
Illiana.
Anyway, love her to bits
thank you very much
for being part of
the Edge podcast fam
she was the one
that flagged
that the podcast
were not up to scratch
oh
I saw that post
what's up with that
I've changed them
this week though
Scandal's in
it's back
so we've got all
the producers in here
we've got Cal
we've got Meg
it's a real sausage fest
right now
what we're going to do
we do this sometimes for ourselves don't we just to have a bit of fun you could play this at home as well with your friends Juicers in here. We've got cow. We've got Meg. It's a real sausage fest right now. What we're going to do... It always is a sausage fest.
We do this sometimes for ourselves, don't we?
Just to have a bit of fun.
You could play this at home as well with your friends.
So what you do is you say someone's name.
If you're in a group of people, anybody can say a name.
Okay?
And that person that you've said their name has to say the first thing that comes to their head without thinking.
It might be a sound.
It might be a word.
I don't know what it is,
but you're not allowed to think
when your name is said.
You've just got to open your mouth and talk.
Okay.
Some of the stuff that comes out of your mouth
really says a lot about the person.
I normally don't say words,
so I'll really try
because it's normally just noise.
Meg!
I don't know!
So anybody can play.
Anybody can just try to...
Cock my arse!
Cow!
Breast milk in my mouth!
Oh!
What has happened?
I think you thought about that.
What has happened?
As soon as you say an R,
I was thinking of breasts.
Alphabet!
Great.
Alphabet is perfect.
Cow!
Frank Fox!
Mmm.
Okay, so now reset, reset.
Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush.
Cow!
Gingerbread!
I was looking at Cow before.
Yeah.
Mmm. So it's just a game you can play. Dang! Cow! Gingerbread. I was looking at Cowboy.
So it's just a game you can play.
Damn.
Cock.
There's always cock in my eyes.
Why?
I don't know.
Why?
Meg, I fly, fly.
Fly, fly, fly.
See, it's a fun game.
It's a great game. Yeah, it really, really is.
Cow!
Hyper and gliding kick. See, it's a fun game. It's a great game. Yeah, it really, really is. Carl! Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Is that German?
You're like that guy from The Simpsons.
Hayden Lillen.
Stan.
E-me-me.
What the fuck?
Bella.
Bella.
You've got to yell the first word that comes to your head.
So the game is we say a name. Thank you for another woman's bedroom. And whoever's name is said, you have to yell the first word that comes to your ears. So the game is, we say a name.
Thank you for another woman's bedroom.
And whoever's name is said, you have to say the first without thinking.
You don't think, you just say it.
I don't think so.
Blah blah blah.
Wait, are you saying?
Anyone can say.
Callum!
Oh.
Bella!
Hello.
Bella answer.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
I'm here.
So I think, yeah.
Mipia. Oh have never ever experienced.
Hello?
I'm here.
Sorry, I think, yeah.
Mipia.
Brilliant.
Wow.
Great.
I think we've got there.
Dan, shoo my shishy shishy.
What the fuck?
It goes on in your brain.
Wow.
Shoo my shishy shishy.
Anyway, so there we go. Unfortunately, Bella, we did want to bring you in here though.
Gail!
I'm Percy!
Can you please, since Clint's away, do guess the fart?
And you want me to fart?
Yeah.
Fucking A.
Oh my god!
She's gonna try!
Come on!
Get the cue for intro.
I might not be able to.
Wait, where's the fucking intro?
How do I do it?
We'll put the microphone down next to your bum.
Wait. Hang on. Wait. Ooh, wait. Are we doing this? This is so gross. How do I do it? We'll put the microphone down next to your bum.
Wait.
Hang on.
Wait.
Are we doing this? This is so gross.
Excuse me.
It is not gross.
I have such a thing with farts.
I don't find farts funny.
You have to get out for this bit.
No, I'll be here for him.
If you don't find them funny.
Look, I'm a team player.
I'm just sharing my opinion.
Can we have someone else that's going to try if I can't?
I can't.
I'll shit my pants.
Dan's going to try.
I can try, but I don't think I will. I can't I'll shit my pants Dan's going to try I can try
But I don't think I will
I've got no shame
In giving it a go
Here we go
Working on getting the intro
So let's just talk about
Something else
Or we can just edit it
Got it
Okay here we go
A fart that'll leave you
With teary eyes
Guess the fart
What's that smell
A stinky mystery
For us to untell
Guess the fun
So Clint hasn't got back to us yet,
so we're going to have to do it with either Bella or myself.
What happens if neither of us can do it?
Well, at least we've tried our best.
I've got nothing.
I honestly don't, and I probably shouldn't be pushing.
Okay, I need to go wheeze.
Yeah, same.
Should we go?
I need to, oh.
Nah, but.
I think I'll wheeze myself if I don't.
Do you want to go and run and do wees?
Yeah.
But you've got to really commit to doing a fart.
Okay, I'll...
Did you just do one?
No, that was my fart.
Okay.
While I'm going, you try, Bella.
But then what if you miss it?
You've got to stay here for Bella's.
Okay, well, I'll take it.
Okay, let's try Bella's first.
Okay.
If she can't do it, we'll stop the podcast,
you pee and we'll come back.
Okay.
Here we go.
I think Bella's will be a little...
Okay. I think she's will be a little... Okay.
I think she's going to go...
Oh, that's not nice.
Wait, what did he do?
His was just eerie.
Oh, yeah,
a big gaping arsehole.
Oh, that's not nice.
And she counts.
Yeah, I might go for a...
Just to say completely...
No, you can't.
Okay, I want to change my nature.
I think I'm going to be a...
Okay, so that was close to mine. Okay, next year I think I'm going to be like Okay so that was close to mine
Okay fuck
Um
Okay I'm going to go
Hey
There we go
Okay that is cows
The little one's me
And the
Okay here we go
Bella
Quiet please
This is so fucked up
I thought I couldn't hear it
I was so tiny
Dan wins
I genuinely
saw them come out
on my pants
did you shit
Dan wins
can you smell that
oh stop
oh what the fuck
Dan wins
so
there we go
have we done
the intro again
yeah we did it there we go. Have we done the intro again?
Yeah, we did it.
There we go.
All right, well, thanks for listening.
Clint will be back next week.
Thanks, Bella.
Same plan.
Man, what a way to end the week.