The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS The people have spoken... It will return...

Episode Date: May 11, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Buckle up, lower your standards and prepare to question everything. This is Clint Megan Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast that is. Welcome along to OnlyFans everybody. Thank you so much for joining us. Hope you had a great weekend if you listen to this in real time. The, to start, straight into it, the work group chat was popping off.

And Meg's husband guy not happy not happy boy actually you know when we record our partners I'm really bad with that I record guy and he doesn't know I'm recording this every time I send you audio unless it's very obvious and I've got it in front of his face and you guys can tell he's doing it because he's talking to you and he can tell you're recording sometimes for a radio this was this was a private conversation in the car and I did start halfway through so I think the start of it's a bit muffled because I was trying to like just play on my phone. You get really good at like opening the voice note app don't you as a radio announcer? Yes so this is his genuine thoughts and feelings about us

dropping a certain segment. Yeah Meg just messaged us, just broke the news to Guy that Guest the Fart is gone, not happy. And then this followed. Like, what, just because it was a big season finale, was when there's a season finale of your TV show, and a big thing happens. It's like, oh, we're not bringing it back. Yeah, that's it.

It makes no fucking sense. It was so funny. We could do it again on Feb 5th when it was International Fight Day next year. Oh cool. Wait a whole fucking year. Why don't you just do it? It's not on air. You don't put it on social media and it's fucking funny. You're kidding me with the... Oh, fucking yeah. Do we ever say, I'm not going to play that again.

All things to get wound up about. The thing is, I don't even think we've ever said we're not doing it again. I think we did on the last episode on Friday. We were like, it's over. I think we said we'd just give it a break for a week. No. I don't remember. I thought it was the climax. It was like, say, I thought, guess the fart was like, season one of Game of Thrones, season two, three, four, five, and then the fart where the one where you wore the mask, Dan, and if you didn't catch that episode,

and I farted down into it, Dan had to try and work out what I ate for dinner the previous night. It gave Dan acne. Yeah, no, allegedly. That was a rumor. That was kind of like the end of Game of Thrones. Oh my God, like that was, you know? But the thing is, I think we were, that week,

very fart heavy, but I don't think we should throw the baby out with the bath water. That's all I'm saying. I don't think we should throw the baby out with the bath water that's all I'm saying I don't think we go every show of a week farting like we did that week yeah it was just okay right it was just we were due like a detox like an offseason just that you know like say for instance Breaking Bad they get to season three yeah season finale then there's a break people like oh god I can't wait for the next year when the next season comes out so you just give them a little bit of keep them wanting more and then poof straight back into it

We have Gil Beller said I stand with Guy, Meg was like I also stand with Guy and then came back with this because you obviously still talking about it with your husband in the car Does Clint just not want to be known as the fart guy? I believe I think it was Dan's idea to stuff him. It might have been Clint's. I know it wasn't mine. Who said this? I don't know if Clint was like, is it too much fart stuff, or Dan was like, is it too much? That was me that said too much. It's once a week.

It wasn't once a week though when I said that. If that's his logic, then get rid of Scandal. You do it like three times a day. Okay. That's right. That's different from Scandal. Scandal's a different story every time. It's a different fart. My scandal's a different story every time, you know. Well it's a different fart each time. Yes sir. I might have to do a petition.

Well you guys were so, for ages, you had those stupid top of hours. That you're too afraid to have fucking farts on your podcast. Oh my god. That's so opposite about it. Interesting. She's been very scathing about our,

lack of farts, top of hours. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. My scandal apparently sucks. I do remember I said, let's rest it, but I don't think I ever said, let's never do it again. Oh god no. We'll be coming back. I thought it was over, and then obviously Guy thought it was over, and Dan's allowed it to return. I'm not the boss though. I know, I don't know why I'm not the boss though. I think you missed.

I know, I don't know why we've even listened to Dan at all. I know you did a poll on the Only Podcast Fam. Oh, how did that show up? There was mainly people wanting it back. Okay, right. But I, you said it was me that stopped it. I definitely said maybe just give it a rest but I didn't say let's never do it again.

Oh, so you mean a week rest or a month or like a... A week, we've had a week off. We had I think a week's enough. It was just we did, there was one week where we did fart stuff every day. You know. And I think I've been the one that's been the most supporting of it with my... I literally had my face farted on. It gave me acne.

Oh, it's allegedly. Can I read, can I read, it did give you acne. Can I read some of the comments on the question you asked? Congratulations on you writing a post on the page. There was two separate ones. There was one that was saying, don't bring it back I think as well. But there was very little support for that one. Yeah, I did see somebody else wrote it.

The good thing is, sorry Meg, it's at the end of Friday's progress. If it's not for you, that's where you just pause the podcast and wait for Monday. So you said anyone keen to bring back Guess the Fart after Dan banned it? Which I didn't. Even if I did, I'm not your boss. Comment one. Yeah, I hate it. But it's not Friday without it.

So somebody who doesn't like it but also needs it. Bring it back. My opinion. Most facets of adult life require a level of maturity, responsibility, eloquence, role modelling, the list goes on and on. Adulting is a tough gig a lot of the time, but for two or three minutes on a Friday, the podcast had me hysterics and I was a kid again because I was listening to a fart. So you know that's really-

Wow, that's a great review actually. I like that, that's what I like about it. These farts bring my family closer together. Please return it. Wow, because they actually make Meg, myself and Dan further apart. Because normally they like run away and then go to the booth straight after. Most of these comments that are pro, guess the fart, aren't in the room when Clint farts. So you-

They're not that bad. No they aren't. It's like watching like a shark, like through the glass, you know, like that's fun. But being in with a shark swimming? Not that fun. He's comparing himself to a shark again. My six year old daughter is devastated she didn't get to sing it. She sings along to the song. Somebody said it shouldn't even be a question.

Just ban Dan if you want to bring it back. Sorry, Dan. So that would rather the fart than you. That got a hundred thousand likes. That was fucking mental. Bring it back, best way to end the week. We've been through this. Guys, there was even a poll.

Farts have to say. I'm really passionate about this. Dan out, farts in. It's that simple. I love you. Another one that's kicked you off the show. To keep Blitz farting. I was literally farted in my face and people were like, get rid of him.

Get rid of the camera. You know, I was talking, my wife was listening to me listen to Guy Express' disdain for removing Get the Fart right. My wife was listening to me listen to Guy Express's disdain for removing Guest-A-Far, right? And my wife goes, wait, so what is, what's he talking about? And I realise in that moment, my wife doesn't realise I do it. And she goes, wait, so like every, what, what are you doing? It's like every day. I was like, no, like on a Friday, like the end of the show, I, the Guy's Guest-A-Far and then I do a Fah. And she goes, and you just do one every time

It's amazing And I was like You didn't even know my wife FART And I was like Well no, there's being one show I think Where I couldn't do it And um

That was a sad day Yeah it was a sad day And then my wife's like Well can you do one now? And I was like yes I can do one right now if you want Do you want one right now? Yes?

I thought that was in the question with his wife FART HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I thought that was in the question with this by Was better than any Friday Was your wife impressed? Yeah, and she was like, and she goes, can you just do it again? And she goes, do it again. So I just did one again. And she goes, that's amazing. You're fucking crazy, man. Fucking amazing. So she had no idea.

I was almost actually a little impressed by it. I'm glad she didn't ask me a third time, because I was like, uh-oh, uh-oh. I think that's a sign of a really healthy gut as well, that he can just fart like that and not shit himself. Now that we've come to the conclusion of, guess the fart will be back, and Dan is not the boss of us. But I never said I should. Now that we've come to the conclusion of guess the fuck, we'll be back and Dan is not the boss of us.

But I never said I should! Thank goodness he's not the boss anymore. Dan, been working behind the scenes for months on something. Who has? We have. Oh fuck apart from little, you've been working behind the scenes for months on heaps of shit that doesn't involve me. Well this one involves you, quite a lot.

No no, but it always involves me at the end, because you're behind the scenes. So Clint organised the two tester I've been organising this kind of on the other side I've been doing something on my own and then we've gotten everyone involved so he did the two tester with um with producer Carl and did that behind the scenes um there's something else that has been happening behind the scenes for you. Fart based. No? Oh good. No too much fart. Would you like a couple of guesses? What's this? Is it we're doing it now? No it's it's it's it's gonna happen tomorrow. Will I like it? Yes. Oh careful now he's gonna guess something better than you've organized. Go low go low.

He's gonna guess something better than you've organised. Go low, go low. It's not an interview. You've organised for me to do something. Yes. In a car. Yeah correct, how does he do it? No. Oh.

But I have organised for you to do something. Is it outside the studio? Yes. You get two more questions otherwise I'm just gonna give it away. Oh you're gonna tell me what's happening tomorrow? Yeah. So I'm just gonna give it away. Oh you're gonna tell me what's happening tomorrow? Yeah. So I'm outside the studio, and is it something I like? Yes.

Something you've also said you've always wanted to do? So I've been squirreling away. Let me think, just trying to think. Do you give him clues until he guesses at me or do you wanna tell him what it is? Oh he's fucking about to guess at me. Well maybe I'm just trying to think what I've always wanted to do. What is your number one TV show you've wanted to be on?

Oh yes, Taskmaster. Tomorrow you are going out to the set with Paul Williams and you're going to get your task. Really? But who am I up against? The competition. Well, Meg and I, we didn't want to steal the thunder, but you could go up against the two of us. If you would like to, but this is through the actual show and the producers and the company and they're getting you in and sending you all out. I think they must be gearing up for a new season. They want us to help promote it. Yeah, and I also think it might be, you know, an audition if you do well.

Well, that's true, because even though you're not going to be in the show, and I know your dream is actually be on the show, and this is more just you get to be on the set of your favourite show. This is your audition. And they don't really have a set, do they? Like the sets in the studio, the stuff they do outside, you know. But Meg's right, if you absolutely, because I always think comedy is more important than speed with all of their challenges if they're like

holy shit Dan was actually really great we should get him on for next season mmm no pressure because it's meant to be a fun thing I do like the competition side of it though because that's why I watch Taskmaster. Oh well then fucking hell! Do you want me to cancel it? No I'll do it. Fuck! I'll do it. Oh thanks! I'll do it. Why don't me and you do it as well Meg? Yeah we could maybe go and do it. I'd love to do it. Well, okay, you're doing it tomorrow. Okay, I'll be there. You're welcome.

Jesus Christ. Fuck me. Thank you. What do I even bother? Is that the challenge? Huh? I'm just a bit gobsmacked. I just don't know what to...

Like, I'm waiting for the cat. There's no cat. Just actually something nice. You've got to wear the mask again. Yeah, yeah. Someone's farting in my face, aren't they? We've been emailing and she said, look, you know, Dan, we know Dan's a fan. Oh.

What if the first task is the fastest person to fart into this microphone? Oh. Clint would win that. Clint would win that one. Yeah. Oh no, fuck, I'd start fucking shit into that microphone. I want you. That doesn't.

Tomorrow. If that's comedy though, you wouldn't win. But you'd be that guy. All the producers. All the people, like, the cameramen and stuff are like... All the directors, everyone's gonna be there tomorrow. It's like your time to shine. All the directors. Well, you know, all the people.

Oh, um, oh my goodness me. Will Jeremy Wells be there? Oh, probably not, but... Oh. Hey, where's Jeremy? He's trying to... He only turns up for the taping, he's not here for this shit. He realised he wasn't getting paid for you guys to do a dummy run.

Oh great, well I'll be there. What time is it? After the show tomorrow. Oh let me just check because I've got a few things on. I'm joking, I don't. I'll be there. Yeah. You have no idea what the task is in advance, Meg?

No, he won't know. That's the whole thing with Taskmaster, you don't get any heads up about the Task. And if you're listening and you've never watched Taskmaster before you'd be missing out. Do you want another fart to finish? Yeah. I feel like this has been a bit of a flop so just bring us back up. There we go. Thanks Clint. Welcome. Catch you. MVP really. Yeah well done Clint, you really carried us home really. Yeah. Guys tomorrow. Well done Clint. You really carried us home there. Thanks.

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