The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS There's no pubes?!

Episode Date: June 12, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast is... Let's fucking smash it. Welcome to the OnlyFans. I haven't caught Dan in a while doing that. No, because I'm sick and I need to get out of here.

I don't want to fucking... Oh God, I sound horrible, don't I? I mean, during the show today, I've just been trying not to talk because I feel fine and I've been sick for ages, so I don't actually think I'm contagious anymore. today I've just been trying not to talk, because I feel fine and I've been sick for ages so I don't actually think I'm contagious anymore, but I've got like a locked up nose. So no one wants to listen to some snotty wanker on the radio do they? Snotty enough normally.

Yeah, yeah I was going to say. More of a wanker. Yeah, I was like, well I mean, you're not that snotty. Yeah, just a wanker. Anyway, what have you got Clint? Oh, I tried yesterday. Okay. Look at this. I'm gonna show you guys a video of my wife flashing me and see if She did me dirty or not. I'm gonna find my conversation. I was gonna post it just to shame her But I said because I get a little ding on my phone when someone comes to the front door because I got cameras Which I think becoming quite popular now

Most people don't even alarm they just have cameras and they see if someone's at their door. It's anyway. I See the career drops off a parcel. Oh cool. My wife's been doing online shopping Yeah, and I said to her courier delivery and she goes haha. Yep stalker and I said flash And she says stop distracting me. I'm trying to doer and I said flash and she says stop distracting me I'm trying to do things and I said oh yeah I'm waiting because I was looking at the live camera feed waiting for her to go and get her parcel and then flash me. She's flashed me before me did you know that she's flashed me she gets flashes out to anyone. Yeah I've also been flashed. And then nothing because I was waiting I was

sitting at the gym and I don't like mucking around the gym I just want to get it done and go. Yeah. And I'm just looking at this fucking shot of my front door with this parcel sitting on the floor. And I was like, go get it. Nothing. And then I was like, um, when you go get it, don't forget to flash. And then I eventually, I was like, oh, I see the parcel's gone.

I hope you flashed. Because then I thought she'd be like, oh, the parcel's gone. I didn't get it. And then she'd rush out to see. And flash that person that took it. They didn't get her either because she knows me because we've been married too long and then she Text me about something else and I said, oh amazing. Thanks, babe. Now, can you go get your puzzle? It's still there Then she did go get it. Yeah, but what she doesn't realize is it always records and then I can save the recording

So now I have a video of her flashing the camera whenever I want. Is it bra or boobs? Well, I'll show you. Oh, we're gonna see. Probably. We're gonna see boob. I think when she flashed me she did bra so, hold on, okay, hold on, here we go.

So she's waving now, she's gonna lift it up. She's looking at me. Oh, she's turning around which makes me think it's boob. I love how she literally literally just shrugged. Unless she's got a blue boob. That's great. She's looked around, flashed, there was a bra, but even the cleave is hiding

because all of her jumper has gathered around her neck. Right at the wrong place. And then she just kind of shrugged like, oh well, that's what you get. I'm like, what do you mean, oh well. No one is that busy that you don't have eight spare seconds. Anyway, I said shame on you, no nips or nothing. And then I posted the video so she knows that I can now download video from the camera.

So probably never getting a flash now. So hold on, have you got, she's flashed you previously on the camera. How many videos have you got her flashing you? No, I don't know. Sometimes she'll flash me when I'm like, reversing out of the garage. And she'll be like, bye babe. And as the garage door's closing, she'll flash me.

Hannah's asked me to, because we haven't put up our cameras since we moved from our old place to the new place. Cause we live in a nicer area that's probably not as many robberies. Although I did witness one yesterday. And she was like, we need to put up the cameras this weekend. Do you think that's because she wants to flash me?

Oh, yes. Do you think that's why, Meg? No. No. I think it's because you, you know, had a robbery yesterday. No, coincidentally, Dan took a dick pic and now she wants to put cameras up. Oh, no, I asked her about that yesterday. I was like, I need to record something with you this afternoon. She was like, what is it?

And I was like, I took a nude photo and I need you to judge it. And she's like, no, I asked her about that yesterday, I was like I need to record something with you this afternoon She was like what is it? And I was like I took a nude photo and I need you to judge it and she's like no Thank you But you can hear, you can hear, I don't know if you can hear but we can hear a laugh through the sound boost glass She was getting in the car to go out and she said no thank you and as she said no thank you the window the window of her car went up and she drove off I know somebody who does want to see it. Mm-hmm. My husband. Oh, can you send it to him and then we can get...

But wait, I want him on live. I want him on live. I have no sending it to him. What if he promises you'll delete it and I can like back him up? No way. I don't trust him. Okay, Dan, I'll FaceTime him and you can show him. That's a good idea.

And you can show him the thing. Okay, as long as he promises not to screen cap. No, he won't. He won't do that. He won't. Oh my god. Okay, as long as he promises not to screen cap. No, he won't. He won't do it. He won't. Oh my God. Okay, we'll make him promise. Guy?

Okay, I'm gonna call him. He'll be so excited. Because I wanna hear his reaction. Oh fuck, I'm fucking calling him. And we can get him to do guess the fart while he's on there. He can have a special guest. Okay, here it is.

Hold on, I'll get it up. And the photo. Pshhh. Okie dokie. Are you excited guy? Your dreams about to come true. Well but not like you think. Is it guess the fart related?

No. But no it's actually more fun than that. What were you saying to me yesterday? Oh I get to see the dick pack GAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH can we wait like 2 minutes while I get into the, where I pull over or some shit? Where are you? Hey I know I can pull over, oh fuck that's a no entry He's gonna pull over for the dick pack

Yeah you just take, you take your time Hey, I know I can pull over. Oh fuck, that's a no entry. He's gotta pull over for the dick pic. Yeah, you just take, you take, you take your time. Dan didn't want to send it to you because he didn't want you having it in your phone. So I was like, I'll FaceTime Guy and then you can show the photo to the screen if Guy promises not to stream record. The reason is guys, because it's quite a big file and I have to send it via Google Drive. Fuck off, he does. Meg tried to explain it to me, and then I kept on saying the word nub, and she's like, no, not even a nub.

Oh, fuck off, Meg. It was an artsy fucking photo. I described it as, I thought Dan might have had an outie belly button, but it looked too low to be, it was about... Have you heard of like iceberg? You know how they say the tip of the iceberg is just the top? Yeah.

What, so you're saying that you're like 90% cock is inside you? I'm so glad we called him. Oh god, okay. Are you pulled over? Yes, hang on. Alright. Imagine that. I know it looks short but about 90% of the shaft

goes back into my abdomen. No, it's because I've covered it with my belly, okay? Far out man Oh shit Oh he's gone He must have hung up on me Oh he'll be panicking What's that?

No! I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't! Okay there he is Okay Dan, do you want to come around? Okay, there he is. Okay, Dan, do you want to come around?

Okay, you need to promise, Guy, you need to promise me right now that there'll be no screen capping. No, I will not screenshot this. You have to do it, because otherwise you're gonna lose privileges. Yeah, no promise, no screen capping. No screenshot, look, I'll hold my hand up here

so that I can't screen cap. Yeah, I wanna see your hand, because I don't want you playing with yourself here the while you're looking at it. Oh! I'm parked outside of school. So am I coming around there? Okay. Okay. Don't hold it up really quick.

No, I'll show you but you just need to promise not to screen cap. Because he needs to focus and stuff too, Dan. Hands up, hands up. Okay, here we go. Alright. Honestly, hold it still. I can't fucking see it. Why are you, why are you doing like a big boy wee?

Why are the pants around your ankles? It's so bad. You might have to, do you want him to punch in? Here we go, he's punching in. Punch in. Pitch it in. Pitch it in. That's what you want to hear when someone sees your dick pic, a bit of a laugh. Your wife said no thank you and guys just laughed.

Those are like the two worst reactions I reckon on a family pub board. Of what reaction don't you want when someone sees your dick pic. Alright, at least I'm going into the week and not a hike. There's so much pub and no dick. There's no pub. I didn't get any pub in there. I don't have, there's no pub. No, I will not have, there's no, you can see. None.

No, there's very little pub, I don't know what you were saying. I don't know what I saw then. No. There's a lot of... Do it again. No! It's when you zoom right in it gets pixelated. It's such a high angle Dan.

It's so high. Yeah I should have gone from a lower angle. It's so bird's eye view. Yeah it is. That's I think what makes it look much smaller. The pants around the ankles is like I'm doing a big boy wee. And the face that you're pulling is like, ooh? Do I know? I think I put too much thought into my face and not enough into the cock.

Yeah, you misread the assignment of like, hey, I'm sending a backpack. Yeah, I should have really thought more about the angle of the peeneye. I just don't want this first time to discourage you. Your first time's never great. You know, you'll get better. Okay. Alright, is it time? I mean...

Thank you so much for calling me. Yeah, no problem. You're welcome, darling. Alright, well it is time for Guess the Fart. I don't know if you want to stay or no. I didn't take one close-up. Do you want to see? I'll show Guy the one close-up photo.

Okay, me, can you call Guy on the phone so Yeah. He can actually hear it better. I can see the tap save recording, there we go. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That's not, he just showed us somebody else. Anyway. Just a Google one. There we go. Okay. Hey, switching over to Bluetooth. Okay, now you're in full HD.

Here we go. I thought that I'd leave you with teary eyes. Guess the fuck what's that smell? A stinky mystery for us to wonder. Let's go. Guess the fart I think I would start re-evaluating my life choices if I was driving around and I'm listening to a podcast that's doing dick pics and farts.

No, don't put that idea in people's heads, Giles. Cause then they'll be like, actually yeah, fuck what am I doing? What am I doing? Yeah. Alrighty, alrighty. I think I won last week actually. Um, didn't I? With Ash. Yeah. Yeah, alrighty. I think I won last week actually. Um, didn't I? With Ash.

Yeah, yeah I did. Okay, um, guess the fart, let's go. He's been in a good mood today. No mousashi though. Oh, that's telling. How are you feeling though, Clint? I haven't scaled up 1 to 10 physically. You're overly gassy.

Yeah. Oh, it's going to be small I reckon then. Okay, a little... Wait. Oh. Fuck me. Jesus, that's tight be smaller than okay a little Fuck me that asshole is tight. Jesus Christ. He's running a tight system down there. All right guy you can go next Try it intro I'm gonna go Now he's got a sheep up his arse. Ow! He's fucking got a sheep up his arse. Yeah.

Okay. Okay, and I'm gonna go, um, he's not feeling gassy so I think it's just gonna be a little... Ah, it's gonna be very close between me and you I think and Clint. I mean, Guy is in trouble. He's shoved some sort of you up his arse. I haven't gone wheeze and the problem is, like, when you get busting your wheeze and you push, it always makes you want to wheeze before it makes you want to fart. Could this be only the second time he hasn't managed to Raster up something. I'm not actually confident. Normally I go and I'm like, yeah, I'm loaded. So let's just go now

I'm like, oh god, I hope I get a bullet between now and me moving my butt to the microphone. Okay Good luck everyone He's getting up on the chair, he means business. Was that one? He doesn't know it's him. No that wasn't one. I felt it but I didn't hear it. Might be close to me then.

Don't get too close Dan. Oh my god. Here he goes It was a tight little arsehole Thank you, Mr It was a tight little arsehole. Guy, I'm sorry. That's definitely not your morning. No, that wasn't my... I mean, that was... That sounded really wet.

No, it was... There wasn't really much there. You know, it's like when you tip a bottle, they just say there's any coke left in the can and there's only drips and drabs. It was a little bit like that. It's a horrible thing to think about when I next have a coke. Thanks guys, always a pleasure. Alright, I'm gonna go walk the dogs, bye bye. Is that a euphemism? Nah, hopefully not after listening to your father sing Dan's Tick-Tick.

That's worrying. See you guys.