The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS Top or bottom...?

Episode Date: September 7, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn-Dand-Dan's only fans. Podcast, that is. I've got a surprise for you guys. Have you? I reckon it's, what do you think it'll be? Are we recording yet?

She's going to have a good attitude. Yeah, welcome to the only fans, everyone. Oh, sorry, are you recording? Clint Dan and Ash, London. So, recently, I think, it was on the Only Fads. we were discussing that we all had something and you didn't have it and you were like, what's that?

And we were like, what you don't have one of these things? You're like, no one of these things. I mean, Clint was like, how can you not have one of these things? And then Clint came on, clean had one of these things. Oh, yeah. Oh, sex bag. A sex bag.

Have you got a sex bag yet? No. Well, lucky for you, our friends at Fancy Cake have reached out, my love. They've given Dan, a free sex bag. I want a bigger sex bag. A sex bag. Shut.

It's shaped golden. It's a gold bag. I've got a sex bag, but my sex bag doesn't get used very much, unfortunately. Well, Clint, you can keep your hands off my sex bag, right? They sent me a secondary sex bag as well. Oh, shut up. I was the only one they didn't give sex stuff to. Oh, my God.

May and Hannah need the six bag? Because, you know what? Oh, no, I can't see that. Be curious with us. www fancy cake.com. We're having sex quite a bit at the moment. Nice. Me and my wife, Hannah.

Okay, mate, no need to fucking brag. I haven't had sex in a week. A week. Let's have a look at this. Okay, what's in there? I'm so excited. Oh my, God, they're all big. She's out of her.

Because she's not used to bake it. All right, what's in there? Penis pump. Oh, it's like Christmas Day. I don't eat one of those. Is that a candle? Okay, so I'm opening the first one. Oh, can people get their hands on these?

Yeah, fancy cake.com, but it's fancy with an S though. Okay. Oh, God, the grill wrapped. It's like, it's like, oh, my God, I've never seen anything. I've never seen anyone as jealous as Clint is right now watching Dan unwrap his sex bag. How about I use them all and then I'll give you the best one. Fuck up and I'm a sloppy second hand-me-down sex bag. What's in that? Okay, here, this one.

It's like when you realise you're not the favourite kid at Christmas time. What is it? Is it? Oh, it's a vibrating lipstick. It's a vibrating lipstick. So it looks like a lipstick so you can travel with it, I would imagine. Oh, you can shove it on your clitoris. It's an clit stick. It's a clit stick. Yeah, yeah. A clit stick. Well, you've already shoved it up your bum, mate. No, he has it. If you feel that, Ash, put that on your bits. That's so smart.

No one knows you've got to vibrate it in your bag. It looks exactly like a lipstick. Let me have a look. I want to touch it. You can touch it, but no. Oh, yeah. Dan would lose that up as anos. That is not for you.

I promise you will. What else is in there? What else is in your sex? I'm so excited. Yeah, it's like we're three kids at Christmas and Dan's the favorite. All the weird of his mum and dad and bought him that for Christmas. I didn't his tour of those, so there might be one

for you, Clint. Okay, so this one is... Oh yeah, I want a vibrating lipstick. This is a vibrating cock rig. Oh, because we said he needed a cock ring. I had one of them, and the batteries died on it. I did tell them that you didn't have one, so they said that... Batteries died on it. I don't even

know if I got one full use out of it for the batteries diet, eh? The packaging's gorgeous. So this is a... Oh, nice. Come on. He's trying to do the maps on the diameter of that one. Let's have a look. Jesus, it's going to cut the circulation off to you.

That's the idea that it cuts it off a little bit, isn't it? Really? Let me see. Let me see. He's turned it up. Oh, yeah. Imagine that on. I think that's probably a bit too big for me. No, it isn't.

I think it is. I'll tell you what, if that doesn't fit you. Yeah, I'll wash it, I don't care. Let me just see how much it stretches. Don't try it on in the studio. And your flaccid penis. You can't put it on your flaccid penis. It's definitely going to put your flaccid pain.

Oh gosh. He's in the room putting it. I don't know whether to look. I don't want to look at you, Clint, because that's all good. You're going to have that. When you're going to get tired of. Oh, Hannah. Oh, touch it.

Okay, next one. There's more. Yeah, there's heaps. There's still two more things. Oh, my goodness. Okay, this one is a, oh, it's a blue cock rig, so I still get one. So you boys get, you get one each. That's been very generous.

That's obviously the XXXXL. Okay, and then this one is. I think that must be another clitry. Anal lippy. Oh, can I have the one that you haven't pre-worn? Great. There you go, boys. There you go.

We've all got some fun things. Yeah. What did you get, Ash? Because you would have got the female versions of them. Hopefully the same. No, you would have got girl versions. I imagine. No, they're both.

They're all for everyone, I would imagine. It's all kind of just orifices all enjoy a bit of... Yeah, I've just rubbed, I've drenched in hand sanitiser, Dan. So hopefully he doesn't sting my wife's, you know, just alcohol over it. Yeah, I got a cock ring too. You don't even have a cock! But you know that cock rings are for mutual pleasure. He's such a jelly.

Do you understand how it even works? It was a gag. Even paying any... It was a gag, which if you, you know, if you're into, your husband would be a lucky man. There is Adrian. I's not here. So we've all got ourselves some cockering. We've got ourselves some anal lipstick. Oh, I didn't get any of that.

So fun, thanks. Oh, that's great. This cook ring has a charger, so the batteries don't die. That's good. It's rechargeable. Are you excited, Dan, to use this stuff? Are you going to use it? Yeah, I will.

Yeah, it says here, be curious, fancy cape.com. Yeah. So I guess if you want to get them, you can from there. You're really fat, like quite classy. You're right, actually. It comes in packaging that, like, at first glance, you wouldn't know that it's dutty. That's why I love it, so my dutty.

Does you guys have a specific note? Mine says, Ash, enjoy being curious with us. Love that. What's the other notes? With our Lux Minis.

Hey, Clint. For on the go. Get fucked. Literally. Fingers crossed. Have you going to be like that? You can give me back your cockcreen. No, no, no.

You gave it to me. Good boys get cock rings. I've already been to. A little bit of a little bitch. Okay. I'm fine. Are we all going to have some fun tonight? Yeah.

Report back in the morning. Yep. If I don't come into work, you know, I'd lost a lipstick up my ass. Oh, well, this is actually quite fitting probably this other piece of audio of stuff you might have missed on the show or behind the scenes on The Edge. If I was gay, I'd not be a bottom. I'd be a, what's the one that's like, top? No, I wouldn't.

You would have such a bottom energy. Yeah, you would tell a gay guy who is a bottom that you're atop and he'd be like, fucking bend over can. I'm sorry Now that's the true Clint Randall That's what Clint's really like Behind the scenes

I didn't realize that bubble's on there Yeah That man's like What his own goal Yeah That's the sort of horrible person Clip Randall is No that's the gay guy you're with

Who says that I would never say That's probably what he would say Anyway Anyway He would not be a top The biggest lull is dad Thinking he'd be a talk You couldn't even be gay

You don't even like butt stuff I know, I don't You couldn't never be gay That's all, that's mostly what gay guys are doing I think I don't know But I'd imagine it's mostly bad stuff I'd happily be in a gay relationship

If we just didn't do sex stuff I'd sleep with another guy Play PlayStation A lot of people would agree with that Oh it's the dream I've got gay friends That are like yeah It's awesome because it's just like

hanging out with your mate And you know how normally You got your wife texting when you're at the bar being like hey what time do you think you're going to be home? That doesn't happen because they're drinking with you

but they'd still become a chore every relationship there'd be some stuff you'd be like oh god Gary's pissing me off you're leaving a seat down or up or whatever you reckon because I reckon it'd just be like

you would work out what you want for dinner when it's dinner time no one's asking you 24 hours ahead what you feel like on Tuesday sorry to your wife cooked you the best meals

at home of your life you are such a shit Do you understand that it's piss me off, aren't you? And if I'm gay, I know what I'm having for dinner most nights. Also, me, me and, me, I'm filthy, Daddy's going to regret now. I'm not taking it out. He's going to text you on the way home and ask you to do that doubt. Me and Brad would get home from our dirty weekend away, and as soon as you were home,

we would unpack our suitcases right there and then. We got home yesterday. I unpacked both of my suitcases because I had one just for shoes. Maybe I could be gay. Okay, there's a lot of stereotypes going on in this conversation that I just want to say, we don't mean anyway. No, of course.

Some of my best friends are gay. Yeah, and then I unpacked my bag. My wife's still at the front door. All my stuff's away. On hangers, put away. That's not gender thing. Are you sure? It's just the people, I'm exactly like Jamie as well.

But that's just, Hannah wouldn't be like that. Hannah would be unpacked straight away. She would be straight away. Sometimes she unpacked. on the way home. On the aeroplane she's out of time. Yeah, she's like, right. But also, like, if you could go to the gym with your gay boyfriend

and you could spot each other, how good with that be? You can't do that with your wife. She can't spot me. Yeah, but that's just because you didn't choose someone that, like, God. Sounds like Clint's thought a lot about his gay relationship. Yeah. Yeah, and you don't have to mow the lawns like every second time because they'd have to do it the other one?

Again, your wife can mow the lawns. She never, nah, she's done it one time in our 16-year marriage. Nothing to do with her gender and everything to do with the person that you married. Clint's got Asher a shirt, by the way. We just need to mow it. The backyard, yeah. No, but Jamie's just like that's a you job. That's a blue job.

So just get a male best mate. You don't have to have to sleep with someone so that you can go to the pub with your mate. You're not going to mow my lawn, are you? No, but I'll soak you dick. I'm joking. I'm not taking that idea. Okay, we're done.

It's gotten too dutty. Okay. I am keeping your cockering as punishment, actually. You can keep it. Thanks for this thing. If anyone is still at this point in the point, Sorry.