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This is Clint McGinn-Dand-Dan's Onlyfans.
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Hey, everyone.
Welcome to the OnlyFans podcast.
Hey, my darling, I'm sorry,
London.
Usually I'm off recording my other radio show sometimes when you do this.
So I miss out on The Only Fans.
And it's just a tour of us today.
Yesterday I was producer Nips,
produced Carl, and Webgirl Bella and myself.
Love a bit.
Webgirl Bella, who's, you know, we've since found out,
has never seen any films ever.
I know. We were talking about that and sort of came out
with an idea maybe for the show. Does it hold up?
And we find out of a movie that we all have this nostalgia
and this love for because we watched it back when Cool Runnings came out in
1993, does it hold up in 2025 if you don't have
any of the nostalgic feelings?
And so she'll watch it and then come back and go, it was trash.
Oh my God, I loved it.
It's like when I watch with my cousins and my ex-boyfriend,
we watch The Breakfast Club, which is like a classic, you know,
John Hughes film and we all loved it
and he at the end he was like
that was the crappest movie I've ever seen
and we were like
same thing with the wedding singer
he didn't laugh once
Oh really?
I know
So we were thinking it'd work like this
We'd each put forward a movie
Maybe like once a week
And if Bella hates it
You don't get to suggest a movie ever again
So you've got to put one forward
That you're fairly confident
Will hold up
Still in 2025 people could watch it
And go oh my God
That was a great film
It's like no shit
It's on the top 100 movies of all
What would your suggestion be?
Surely Cool Runnings is up there.
I went with Cool Runnings because I'm like, if she doesn't like it,
I'm happy to be out of the game anyway.
And it also came out 1993.
30 years ago, 32 years ago.
You want a movie if you're going to say does it hold up to B,
have a decent amount of time since it came out.
But also, if she doesn't like cool running,
it's like we can't really trust her judgment on anything.
Well, that's another thing.
Does the bit die if she comes back going, what was that?
Then I just go, you never get, I see pride.
I see power.
I see a badass mother
Who won't take no crap off for nobody
You really see all that
Yeah man
But it's not about what I see
It's about what you see
Now look in the mirror and tell me again
What you see
I see
Pride pride pride
I see power
Power I see
He's doing all the thing we do it together
A bad ass mother
That won't take no crap up
Nobody again I see pride
Junior Bevel
I see power
I see a bad ass mother
And then he leaves you go
Where are going
Because then he goes outside
And he goes
Now listen here, sir
I will not be talked to that way
So you better come up with the damn good apology or else
And then the Eastern European guy
He goes, oh, I ask what?
And he goes, bang
And then he goes, huh, hey Jamaica, say something
And then the big ball guy
And then he's like, no problem man
And then boff the bar fight starts
Wow, that was intense
You really do love the movie cool running
Don't you?
I think the next line would be Sanka going
As he jumps over the top
And then dompa
He Sanka, you're dead?
That one.
Yeah, man.
And he snaps his dreadlock off.
What a great film.
All right.
Isn't it, Ash, A.B., your husband, isn't it his favorite movie as well?
I don't know.
Oh, he does quote it a lot.
So probably.
Oh, he just quotes it a lot.
Yeah, and he does love that movie.
But I think he's, what would his favorite movie be?
Probably like the Bourne, something really.
He just loves action films.
He doesn't seem like an action film guy, does he?
He seems like a nerd burger.
But he's always watching like Born Film.
films, Liam Neeson films, John Wick films.
He loves John Wick.
Yeah, I'm actually quite an annoying person to watch Cool Runningsworth because...
Yeah, you'd be like, watch this bit, watch this is the best bit.
Were you so excited when you watched it with Cam for the first time on Ty?
Yeah, I was really disappointed though because they were like, yeah.
And I was like, oh my God, I need a DNA test.
No, they're just too young, that's all.
Yeah, but like movies like Home Alone, like those epic kids films.
They're not getting films like that anymore.
Yeah, they froth Home Alone.
And then they wanted more and then there's a Home Alone.
three and then there's like
what's the other one was to play on words
of home and alone
and whatever and the kids were like
what is this? And I'm like yeah this is the new version
where they haven't obviously made it as good as
they did back in the day
but it's also kind of terrifying because he was like
he's all alone I'm scared and there's bad guys
but it's so funny. Yeah
I love that and like Richie Rich
Oh yes
do you know the amount of money he went from making like
if you Google it I wouldn't be far off
It's like he got 100 grand for like Home Alone 1.
Oh, my gosh.
Like if, sweet FAA.
Then Home Loan 2 was like a million.
And then he ended up going and doing rich.
You've got like 7 million.
So his star just like took off and was rising like so fast.
Well, how does he get money now?
Because he doesn't act anymore.
So what does he do?
Did he just invest that money?
Yeah, because you wonder.
$8 million is a lot of money when you're 10,
but not when you're like now 40 and it's been 30 years.
What do you reckon he's worth?
I mean, the internet's not.
really, the most reliable source when it comes to how much people are worth.
He's the younger brother of earning more now because of succession.
How much is McCauley Colkinworth?
Let's see.
It says 18 million.
I mean, maybe.
Like, why?
What do you mean?
Like, he's done nothing for like, hold on, 2010s.
Yeah, no.
A couple of things here and there.
He was an American horror story
He would have got some good cash for that
He got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in
2003
And how funny that he's mum
Kevin's mom is in Schitt's Creek
She's the mom in Schitts Creek
Oh yes I love that
What's her name in that?
Moira
I'm not bothered
Like she does her thing
Oh do it
I can't do it
No I can't do it
Sorry now that I've googled
his net worth came up.
Yeah, 100 grand for the first movie.
4.5 million for Home Alone 2
and then 8 million for Richie Rich.
Oh, well, that's 12 million.
So if he's invested that, even at, like, the lowest of yields.
It says his combined earnings for major roles
between 1989 and 94 amounted to 23 and a half million.
Okay, well, that's enough to live off.
Yeah, and then obviously he didn't do anything,
so maybe he spent five and a half of it.
He's got 18 left.
Jeez.
I don't know.
Property or something.
Mostly, usually people at that age, they just get shafted by one of their parents.
You end up suing them.
It always happens.
You were going to, you promised
or did it.
Yeah, that you were going to give us the Usher story
because we came out of like an LMFIO song for a throwback.
And you're like, oh my God,
have I told you about the writer that I had to run around
and get for Red Fu from LMFIO?
And then I was like, man, you've got a story for all the different celebrities.
I could just name a celebrity like Usher or whatever.
And you go, oh my God, Usher is one of my favorite ones.
That's true.
So I was very young, probably 15 years ago.
in my early, early 20s, and I was a radio, like a journalist.
So I would interview artists and I'd cut my voice out and then, like, dub famous people
in doing the interview.
So I went in there and I...
Oh, wow.
They would literally take the credit for your interview by just saying your questions.
I didn't mind because I just learned how to do great interviews that way, no pressure.
So I'd go in there, it was at Rod Laver Arena, which is like a spark arena.
And I sit down opposite, um, Usher.
And I've got my phone with me as a timer because I had strict 10 minutes.
So I put it on the floor, bent over and press play.
And then he said something that I didn't hear
and these people kind of giggled
and I was like, ha-ha.
Chat, chat, chat, chat.
Then I go, hey, Asha, you're here on the OMG tour.
What's the last thing that made you go, OMG?
And he goes, you really want to know?
I was like, yeah.
He's like, you want the honest answer.
I'm like, yeah, he's like, you got a nice rack.
And then all my friends called me U-A-R-R-A-R-R-R-Fraved
and any time I had clavis should be like,
Usher-approved.
Asher-approved.
Like now he'd never get away with saying that
because this was before me too.
So back then I was like, thank you.
And as I grew old, I was like, wait a second.
That's problematic.
But I've interviewed him since and he's like a family man now
and like such a professional.
And like he was just a rascal.
He was being a rascal.
Hmm.
And it peens on the vibe as well.
Like sometimes like in a, in those interviews,
sometimes like you feel really intense
and you've got this really fun idea that you've come up with
in like the comfort of your own home.
And then you get there and you go, oh, I don't know.
which, and then there are other times you realize you could have pushed the envelope more
because they're in such a great mode.
Yeah.
And it's finding out what vibe or what mood they're in early on.
And it can change.
Sometimes you meet someone and you're like, they're such a vibe.
So the next time you interviewed them, you go in there expecting it to be amazing
and they're just like she heads and you're like, okay.
And don't remember the last time you spoke to them and absolutely vibe.
And it's just nothing.
Or they've had a bad day and they just don't want to be there.
And you're like, oh, I didn't do as much prep as they normally.
because I thought you'd be such a great chat,
but this time around you, Sirk.
We had Jason Derulo on, like, an edge tour.
Oh, yeah.
And we were touring around the country as the headliner
for this party that we were throwing.
And Jason DeRullo used to, like, at the end of his set,
he'd take his shirt off and he'd do, like, press-ups on stage,
and he'd get one of his backup dancers to, like, sit on his back,
and he'd do, like, press-ups.
And it was, like, pretty cheesy,
but we're, like, obviously, the crowd thought it was fine,
and so he did it and whatever.
and so we knew we were interviewing
right off the back of
one of these gigs
I think it was in Christchurch or whatever
like straight afterwards they were like
yeah you can
Jason's going to come in and do the chat with you then
anyway
we heard before the gig was over
before he'd actually start and got on stage
that actually he doesn't want to do any chats after the gig
tonight's but tired he's going to do the gig
and we'll do it after the Auckland leg
so me and my co was like I go sweeters
so we started getting on the bears and just
having a good time.
It's a Saturday.
We're in Christchurch, away from home, have a few beers.
We get told, like, ten minutes before he's coming all,
he had just come off, and they were like,
actually, he wants to just get it done and do it now.
And we had quite a few bears,
and we'd just seen him shirtless on stage,
and we're like, oh, let's do the interview shirtless.
Oh, no.
And then when he walks in, we'll be like, oh, you know,
we're already, like, shirtless, so he probably will be as well.
That is the most, you know, was he awkward about it?
We had our shirts off, and he came in, obviously, with a shirt on,
because he'd put it on after he'd gone on stage.
We had to obviously explain to him that we were, you know, trying to, like, vibe with him
and being shirtless, and whenever we had to cut it.
It was one of those things where he was a bit, he wasn't being mean,
but he wasn't really embracing it, like, let me get my shirt off as well type of.
We just had too many beers.
He was never going to take his shirt off west of the third.
And then he's just going to be awkwardly sitting there with two topless guys
and he's going to think, I hope photos of this don't get out,
because this is going to be a weird look for me.
And then it was like one of those ones where I think the interview sort of started,
and we're looking at each other like during the chat
and asking questions just slowly putting our shirts back on.
It was like, one of those ones you look back on,
it was so long ago, and we were just,
we'd had a few beers, they could thought it'd be hilarious,
and thinking that we weren't going to be talking to them.
And then, yeah, it was just, it was bad.
I got a Jason Drewler story, I'd remember it.
Yeah, gone.
All the same thing, we had a tour with him.
I think you called it Friday, James.
We called it R&B Fridays Live.
And years ago, so I was young, hot and single.
And I had like, he would always see me afterwards.
I'd be backstage and I'd be in my trackies because I was done for the, like, feral, you know.
And then there's this one night that I had to get ready earlier.
And we had, I think we had an interview or something.
So I had like little mini dress on, hair and makeup done, a bit of cleavage show.
And every night for like, we'd have six of the things he'd walked straight past.
never said hello, nothing.
And this name was me, my friend Violet, this DJ guy and this DJ girl, who I love that
we've been friends forever.
We're sitting outside my trailer and I come out already.
Like, how do I look?
They're like, you look hot.
And they're like, at that moment, like, Jason Durelo walks past with his crew.
For the first time ever stuff, he's like, how you doing, girl?
Good to see you.
Like, comes up.
He's like, great to see you.
And it gives me a hug and a kiss.
And everyone's like trying not to laugh because they're like, this guy has never looked at any
of us, any night.
And the one night that Ash, like, makes an effort.
Like, it was just enormous, but it was the fact that, like, in his peripheral vision,
he's just always tracking for a girl in a short dress.
And the second he saw her, and as soon as he was out of the earshot,
just, like, burst out laughing.
Like, that is just so funny.
But also so on brand for him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, totally fine.
Yep, of course, man.
And this is going back even further when I was on here with JJ and Dom,
and I just started out since probably, like, 10 years ago.
And Jason DeRullo was probably one of the first celebrity guests
that I'd been in the studio with
and JJ wanted
Jason to tan her
I can't even really remember
it might have been a song
or a lyric tyin or whatever
so Jason Derulo got like the mitt
and started like tanning JJ
and then she took her top off
and was like you can tan
he's like I can tan those as well
and she was like yeah
so he starts like rubbing this mitt
all over her boobs
and giving her like tanned boobs
and he's like this is amazing
like he's like loving it
no publicist as being like
what are you doing?
what are you doing
and then he's like
chatting away
chatting away
and it's like
mid tan
the dom drops the bomb
that JJS is as
what
and he's just
how quickly
Jason Willis
stop rubbing
he was like
I don't care
I don't care
I'm gonna
like Jason was going
like
now this is weird
I feel like
it's not hot
anymore
relationship
be weird thing
that you two are into
the early
2000s
we could get away
anything
now
we don't
I better go.
Yeah.
Thanks for listening, team.
We will catch you next time.
Dan, hopefully back tomorrow.
We're getting good signs that he'll be back on the show.
So that will be fun.
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