The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS UAR (Usher approved rack)

Episode Date: August 5, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn-Dand-Dan's Onlyfans. Podcast, that is. Hey, everyone. Welcome to the OnlyFans podcast. Hey, my darling, I'm sorry, London.
Starting point is 00:00:16 Usually I'm off recording my other radio show sometimes when you do this. So I miss out on The Only Fans. And it's just a tour of us today. Yesterday I was producer Nips, produced Carl, and Webgirl Bella and myself. Love a bit. Webgirl Bella, who's, you know, we've since found out, has never seen any films ever.
Starting point is 00:00:31 I know. We were talking about that and sort of came out with an idea maybe for the show. Does it hold up? And we find out of a movie that we all have this nostalgia and this love for because we watched it back when Cool Runnings came out in 1993, does it hold up in 2025 if you don't have any of the nostalgic feelings? And so she'll watch it and then come back and go, it was trash. Oh my God, I loved it.
Starting point is 00:00:53 It's like when I watch with my cousins and my ex-boyfriend, we watch The Breakfast Club, which is like a classic, you know, John Hughes film and we all loved it and he at the end he was like that was the crappest movie I've ever seen and we were like same thing with the wedding singer he didn't laugh once
Starting point is 00:01:07 Oh really? I know So we were thinking it'd work like this We'd each put forward a movie Maybe like once a week And if Bella hates it You don't get to suggest a movie ever again So you've got to put one forward
Starting point is 00:01:18 That you're fairly confident Will hold up Still in 2025 people could watch it And go oh my God That was a great film It's like no shit It's on the top 100 movies of all What would your suggestion be?
Starting point is 00:01:29 Surely Cool Runnings is up there. I went with Cool Runnings because I'm like, if she doesn't like it, I'm happy to be out of the game anyway. And it also came out 1993. 30 years ago, 32 years ago. You want a movie if you're going to say does it hold up to B, have a decent amount of time since it came out. But also, if she doesn't like cool running,
Starting point is 00:01:48 it's like we can't really trust her judgment on anything. Well, that's another thing. Does the bit die if she comes back going, what was that? Then I just go, you never get, I see pride. I see power. I see a badass mother Who won't take no crap off for nobody You really see all that
Starting point is 00:02:03 Yeah man But it's not about what I see It's about what you see Now look in the mirror and tell me again What you see I see Pride pride pride I see power
Starting point is 00:02:14 Power I see He's doing all the thing we do it together A bad ass mother That won't take no crap up Nobody again I see pride Junior Bevel I see power I see a bad ass mother
Starting point is 00:02:25 And then he leaves you go Where are going Because then he goes outside And he goes Now listen here, sir I will not be talked to that way So you better come up with the damn good apology or else And then the Eastern European guy
Starting point is 00:02:36 He goes, oh, I ask what? And he goes, bang And then he goes, huh, hey Jamaica, say something And then the big ball guy And then he's like, no problem man And then boff the bar fight starts Wow, that was intense You really do love the movie cool running
Starting point is 00:02:50 Don't you? I think the next line would be Sanka going As he jumps over the top And then dompa He Sanka, you're dead? That one. Yeah, man. And he snaps his dreadlock off.
Starting point is 00:03:03 What a great film. All right. Isn't it, Ash, A.B., your husband, isn't it his favorite movie as well? I don't know. Oh, he does quote it a lot. So probably. Oh, he just quotes it a lot. Yeah, and he does love that movie.
Starting point is 00:03:16 But I think he's, what would his favorite movie be? Probably like the Bourne, something really. He just loves action films. He doesn't seem like an action film guy, does he? He seems like a nerd burger. But he's always watching like Born Film. films, Liam Neeson films, John Wick films. He loves John Wick.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Yeah, I'm actually quite an annoying person to watch Cool Runningsworth because... Yeah, you'd be like, watch this bit, watch this is the best bit. Were you so excited when you watched it with Cam for the first time on Ty? Yeah, I was really disappointed though because they were like, yeah. And I was like, oh my God, I need a DNA test. No, they're just too young, that's all. Yeah, but like movies like Home Alone, like those epic kids films. They're not getting films like that anymore.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Yeah, they froth Home Alone. And then they wanted more and then there's a Home Alone. three and then there's like what's the other one was to play on words of home and alone and whatever and the kids were like what is this? And I'm like yeah this is the new version where they haven't obviously made it as good as
Starting point is 00:04:07 they did back in the day but it's also kind of terrifying because he was like he's all alone I'm scared and there's bad guys but it's so funny. Yeah I love that and like Richie Rich Oh yes do you know the amount of money he went from making like if you Google it I wouldn't be far off
Starting point is 00:04:24 It's like he got 100 grand for like Home Alone 1. Oh, my gosh. Like if, sweet FAA. Then Home Loan 2 was like a million. And then he ended up going and doing rich. You've got like 7 million. So his star just like took off and was rising like so fast. Well, how does he get money now?
Starting point is 00:04:42 Because he doesn't act anymore. So what does he do? Did he just invest that money? Yeah, because you wonder. $8 million is a lot of money when you're 10, but not when you're like now 40 and it's been 30 years. What do you reckon he's worth? I mean, the internet's not.
Starting point is 00:04:54 really, the most reliable source when it comes to how much people are worth. He's the younger brother of earning more now because of succession. How much is McCauley Colkinworth? Let's see. It says 18 million. I mean, maybe. Like, why? What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:05:17 Like, he's done nothing for like, hold on, 2010s. Yeah, no. A couple of things here and there. He was an American horror story He would have got some good cash for that He got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 2003 And how funny that he's mum
Starting point is 00:05:35 Kevin's mom is in Schitt's Creek She's the mom in Schitts Creek Oh yes I love that What's her name in that? Moira I'm not bothered Like she does her thing Oh do it
Starting point is 00:05:49 I can't do it No I can't do it Sorry now that I've googled his net worth came up. Yeah, 100 grand for the first movie. 4.5 million for Home Alone 2 and then 8 million for Richie Rich. Oh, well, that's 12 million.
Starting point is 00:06:01 So if he's invested that, even at, like, the lowest of yields. It says his combined earnings for major roles between 1989 and 94 amounted to 23 and a half million. Okay, well, that's enough to live off. Yeah, and then obviously he didn't do anything, so maybe he spent five and a half of it. He's got 18 left. Jeez.
Starting point is 00:06:18 I don't know. Property or something. Mostly, usually people at that age, they just get shafted by one of their parents. You end up suing them. It always happens. You were going to, you promised or did it. Yeah, that you were going to give us the Usher story
Starting point is 00:06:33 because we came out of like an LMFIO song for a throwback. And you're like, oh my God, have I told you about the writer that I had to run around and get for Red Fu from LMFIO? And then I was like, man, you've got a story for all the different celebrities. I could just name a celebrity like Usher or whatever. And you go, oh my God, Usher is one of my favorite ones. That's true.
Starting point is 00:06:51 So I was very young, probably 15 years ago. in my early, early 20s, and I was a radio, like a journalist. So I would interview artists and I'd cut my voice out and then, like, dub famous people in doing the interview. So I went in there and I... Oh, wow. They would literally take the credit for your interview by just saying your questions. I didn't mind because I just learned how to do great interviews that way, no pressure.
Starting point is 00:07:11 So I'd go in there, it was at Rod Laver Arena, which is like a spark arena. And I sit down opposite, um, Usher. And I've got my phone with me as a timer because I had strict 10 minutes. So I put it on the floor, bent over and press play. And then he said something that I didn't hear and these people kind of giggled and I was like, ha-ha. Chat, chat, chat, chat.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Then I go, hey, Asha, you're here on the OMG tour. What's the last thing that made you go, OMG? And he goes, you really want to know? I was like, yeah. He's like, you want the honest answer. I'm like, yeah, he's like, you got a nice rack. And then all my friends called me U-A-R-R-A-R-R-R-Fraved and any time I had clavis should be like,
Starting point is 00:07:47 Usher-approved. Asher-approved. Like now he'd never get away with saying that because this was before me too. So back then I was like, thank you. And as I grew old, I was like, wait a second. That's problematic. But I've interviewed him since and he's like a family man now
Starting point is 00:08:02 and like such a professional. And like he was just a rascal. He was being a rascal. Hmm. And it peens on the vibe as well. Like sometimes like in a, in those interviews, sometimes like you feel really intense and you've got this really fun idea that you've come up with
Starting point is 00:08:18 in like the comfort of your own home. And then you get there and you go, oh, I don't know. which, and then there are other times you realize you could have pushed the envelope more because they're in such a great mode. Yeah. And it's finding out what vibe or what mood they're in early on. And it can change. Sometimes you meet someone and you're like, they're such a vibe.
Starting point is 00:08:36 So the next time you interviewed them, you go in there expecting it to be amazing and they're just like she heads and you're like, okay. And don't remember the last time you spoke to them and absolutely vibe. And it's just nothing. Or they've had a bad day and they just don't want to be there. And you're like, oh, I didn't do as much prep as they normally. because I thought you'd be such a great chat, but this time around you, Sirk.
Starting point is 00:08:56 We had Jason Derulo on, like, an edge tour. Oh, yeah. And we were touring around the country as the headliner for this party that we were throwing. And Jason DeRullo used to, like, at the end of his set, he'd take his shirt off and he'd do, like, press-ups on stage, and he'd get one of his backup dancers to, like, sit on his back, and he'd do, like, press-ups.
Starting point is 00:09:15 And it was, like, pretty cheesy, but we're, like, obviously, the crowd thought it was fine, and so he did it and whatever. and so we knew we were interviewing right off the back of one of these gigs I think it was in Christchurch or whatever like straight afterwards they were like
Starting point is 00:09:30 yeah you can Jason's going to come in and do the chat with you then anyway we heard before the gig was over before he'd actually start and got on stage that actually he doesn't want to do any chats after the gig tonight's but tired he's going to do the gig and we'll do it after the Auckland leg
Starting point is 00:09:46 so me and my co was like I go sweeters so we started getting on the bears and just having a good time. It's a Saturday. We're in Christchurch, away from home, have a few beers. We get told, like, ten minutes before he's coming all, he had just come off, and they were like, actually, he wants to just get it done and do it now.
Starting point is 00:10:03 And we had quite a few bears, and we'd just seen him shirtless on stage, and we're like, oh, let's do the interview shirtless. Oh, no. And then when he walks in, we'll be like, oh, you know, we're already, like, shirtless, so he probably will be as well. That is the most, you know, was he awkward about it? We had our shirts off, and he came in, obviously, with a shirt on,
Starting point is 00:10:27 because he'd put it on after he'd gone on stage. We had to obviously explain to him that we were, you know, trying to, like, vibe with him and being shirtless, and whenever we had to cut it. It was one of those things where he was a bit, he wasn't being mean, but he wasn't really embracing it, like, let me get my shirt off as well type of. We just had too many beers. He was never going to take his shirt off west of the third. And then he's just going to be awkwardly sitting there with two topless guys
Starting point is 00:10:49 and he's going to think, I hope photos of this don't get out, because this is going to be a weird look for me. And then it was like one of those ones where I think the interview sort of started, and we're looking at each other like during the chat and asking questions just slowly putting our shirts back on. It was like, one of those ones you look back on, it was so long ago, and we were just, we'd had a few beers, they could thought it'd be hilarious,
Starting point is 00:11:11 and thinking that we weren't going to be talking to them. And then, yeah, it was just, it was bad. I got a Jason Drewler story, I'd remember it. Yeah, gone. All the same thing, we had a tour with him. I think you called it Friday, James. We called it R&B Fridays Live. And years ago, so I was young, hot and single.
Starting point is 00:11:30 And I had like, he would always see me afterwards. I'd be backstage and I'd be in my trackies because I was done for the, like, feral, you know. And then there's this one night that I had to get ready earlier. And we had, I think we had an interview or something. So I had like little mini dress on, hair and makeup done, a bit of cleavage show. And every night for like, we'd have six of the things he'd walked straight past. never said hello, nothing. And this name was me, my friend Violet, this DJ guy and this DJ girl, who I love that
Starting point is 00:11:55 we've been friends forever. We're sitting outside my trailer and I come out already. Like, how do I look? They're like, you look hot. And they're like, at that moment, like, Jason Durelo walks past with his crew. For the first time ever stuff, he's like, how you doing, girl? Good to see you. Like, comes up.
Starting point is 00:12:08 He's like, great to see you. And it gives me a hug and a kiss. And everyone's like trying not to laugh because they're like, this guy has never looked at any of us, any night. And the one night that Ash, like, makes an effort. Like, it was just enormous, but it was the fact that, like, in his peripheral vision, he's just always tracking for a girl in a short dress. And the second he saw her, and as soon as he was out of the earshot,
Starting point is 00:12:30 just, like, burst out laughing. Like, that is just so funny. But also so on brand for him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, totally fine. Yep, of course, man. And this is going back even further when I was on here with JJ and Dom, and I just started out since probably, like, 10 years ago.
Starting point is 00:12:44 And Jason DeRullo was probably one of the first celebrity guests that I'd been in the studio with and JJ wanted Jason to tan her I can't even really remember it might have been a song or a lyric tyin or whatever so Jason Derulo got like the mitt
Starting point is 00:12:59 and started like tanning JJ and then she took her top off and was like you can tan he's like I can tan those as well and she was like yeah so he starts like rubbing this mitt all over her boobs and giving her like tanned boobs
Starting point is 00:13:11 and he's like this is amazing like he's like loving it no publicist as being like what are you doing? what are you doing and then he's like chatting away chatting away
Starting point is 00:13:20 and it's like mid tan the dom drops the bomb that JJS is as what and he's just how quickly Jason Willis
Starting point is 00:13:28 stop rubbing he was like I don't care I don't care I'm gonna like Jason was going like now this is weird
Starting point is 00:13:35 I feel like it's not hot anymore relationship be weird thing that you two are into the early 2000s
Starting point is 00:13:42 we could get away anything now we don't I better go. Yeah. Thanks for listening, team. We will catch you next time.
Starting point is 00:13:51 Dan, hopefully back tomorrow. We're getting good signs that he'll be back on the show. So that will be fun. All hands back on deck. Rover, music, radio, podcasts.

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