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This is a podcast from Rover.
Not your mum's podcast, unless she's into absolute filth, in which case, respect.
This is Clint Megan Dance OnlyFans.
Podcast, that is.
Gaila, welcome to the Only Fans, everybody.
Good to be here.
Now you've got me for two minutes.
Oh, why?
I hear rumours that you're going on a date with another woman.
Ooh.
You meet some girl?
Another woman who's husband is overseas at the moment.
Yes.
And you're meeting her in the Carpath?
Oh, it's just my friend, Sarah.
Well, it starts off as a friendship, doesn't it?
The best relationships, yeah.
That's right.
She would never, she would never stoop to the level of Dan Weby.
And no offence to you, because you're a good-looking, lovely man about her husband, Luke, is so gorgeous.
And he's successful.
You know, he edited this person which we're talking about.
People may know of Sarah Gandy.
She used to do drive when she was covering for Sharon, with Jaden and I.
And her husband edited Hunt for the Wilder people.
Yeah, he's a hardcore Hollywood film editor.
Among other movies, he's done like Hollywood stuff.
as well but yeah he like half of the world of people such a good movie yeah but still
doesn't really matter how talented he is if he's always off work in and he's burying himself
and his work he's got no time for his wife and then all of a sudden you know dan goes there
as a bit of a shoulder to cry on and do you think i'm going there for a shoulder to cry on
my shoulder to cry on to a bottom to pat oh god don't let her do that at the cafe
yeah no no i wish syria gandy was here to defend herself i don't think she'd go
anywhere near my bottom, to be honest.
I'm about to go to a cafe too because I'm so hungry.
But I won't go to the same way as you.
Why, you just come with us, we could all just go.
Well, yeah. I do love a car park.
Just, just, the only thing is, if she, Sarah Gandy's going to touch my bottom,
it's only fear that I can touch yours.
Or that she can touch mine too, I think.
If she touches yours, she touches mine.
Imagine, Dad, it'd be so shit if he decided to, like, be his own defence attorney.
And you have a point, you haven't got a lawyer?
I say, no, I'm going to be defending myself.
They're like, I was your defence against touching
Sarah's ass. Well, I also touched ashes.
I put dashes out. I have two hands.
I touch both. I can't amend that much to
Sarah if I'm just going around touching ashes in every woman.
Are you feeling better?
I am feeling a bit better. Yeah, yeah.
You still don't sound. I tell you what.
Now, as anybody ever gets a cold,
especially sinusy one of mine always goes to the sinuses?
Otrevin.
You can get addicted to that shit, though.
Apparently, but I am not addicted. I'm only having it six times a day.
You're only supposed to have that twice a day, I think, isn't it?
I don't...
Yeah, it's really real...
Because it can...
One spray into each nostril, 8 to 10.
Oh, God, no, I thought that was 8 to 10 times a day
every 8 to 10 hours.
Yeah.
That's where I fucked up.
You're going to be addicted.
It can turn all of your sinuses to cement
like it gets real hard and then you can't get it out.
Okay.
It can be really bad for you.
I read all of the product disclosure statement in all medicines.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sure you can.
And then I like, when it says all the side effects, then I meant, don't do it again.
Then I manifest the side effects.
Yeah.
And then I like, you say it in such a lovely, jokey way that I feel like you're joking.
and then I realize when you make certain statements, I'm like, oh, she's not joking.
Yeah, like I woke up last night. I always wake up like a second before buddy coughs or wakes up. It's just this weird thing that I do. And I reckon once a week, I think he's dead in his sleep. Once a week. Yeah, to my brain works.
To now, saying I love you,
Have you tried hypnotherapy?
I know.
Oh, I've got some stories about hypnotherapy.
Yeah.
I had one lady who talked like this.
Well, this was all going very well.
But then on the third session of hypnotherapy,
she said I have to start going to my past lives.
And I was like, oh, come on.
I thought this was scientific.
And now, and another hypnotherapy I did
was at this creepy guy's house
and thinking back, there's no way I should have
even gone into his house.
I thought I was gone to his office.
It was just his apartment.
A creepy dude that I'd never met before.
And the whole time I couldn't be hypnotised
because I was so stressed that he was going to murder me.
Was he Russian as well?
No, he was normal.
He was Australian.
So I think they're my only experiences with hypnotism.
Yeah, but it was like hypnotherapy, not hypnotism.
Not like I'm going to make you clock like a chicken.
I know that.
Have you, I've told you about the time.
I've seen the footage and I can't watch it.
I don't know if we've talked about.
We've never talked about.
Or have we?
I feel like we might.
Wait until Macs back.
You can't talk about this and admit what really happened until
Meg's back.
You can't bring it up and then now I'm going to say nothing.
You've got to give him something.
But we were like, we're taking this to the grave.
And I love how we'll take it to the grave.
Someone goes, if we ever talked about hypnode therapy, like, nah, here you go.
We had this guy and he was a hypnotist.
Quite a well-known hypnotist.
I won't say his name.
But he, and I think it came off the back of me saying I could never be hypnotized.
I don't think I don't believe in it.
And so this guy came in, he was like, I'll prove you wrong.
I'll hypnotise you.
It took ages to get down.
relaxed enough to be hypnotised while
we were waiting after the show. Were you in your
own with him in a room or with people watching? No,
we're in here, but he said, in his defence,
he said he could do it in the room. He just needed
a chair and Meg and I just sat quietly.
And so it got to the point where it was up to
like his third attempt and I was, I was being honest, I was
like, I'm not being hypnotised.
And he was getting a little bit like,
we felt bad for him because he was sort of, I felt like
he kind of was in here and he was promoting
his business. And we'd already done
a full break chatting with him about him
therapy and how it all works, which
We probably should have done that after he had hypnotised Dan
Because we were like, right, now let's hypnotise him
So we felt like he couldn't leave really
After all the things he'd said about hypnotism
If he hadn't hypnotised Dan
So he hadn't hypnotised, no hypnotised
So it got to the point where he was like, I'm just going to, in my head
I'm just going to have to fake this shit
And so he goes, okay, and three, two, one, you're under
And I was just like, I'm in the role,
this is the role you're born to play, full
And so then he goes, okay, and when you wake up
You're going to, among other things,
pretend you're a chicken.
So every time I mention the word chicken, you just walk around.
And so the video is me, I think you can find it on our Instagram.
It's been walking around going, mok, mok, look at it's different knowing Dan's doing it.
And you can look at me in Clint's face because they can tell.
They can tell. Because they know you so well.
Dan started doing this thing because they were like, oh, what was the thing, your tongue was stuck to the...
Oh, he was like, every time you open your mouth to talk, you now realize that your tongue is stuck to the bottom of your mouth.
So I'm like, holl-oh-l-oh-l-oh.
And so Dan's like, hold-it-l.
And he's doing this blank, like his blank hypnotized eyes.
But then he turns, and when the guy's laughing and getting Dan to do stuff,
and Dan looks, and he just for half a second catches Meg and I,
and he looks at me like, fuck you guys.
And it's in that moment Meg and I find it so much funnier,
because we know Dan's pretending to be hepatized so he doesn't hurt the guy's feeling.
Maybe we'll post it on a podcast fan, the video,
so you can watch it again knowing that that was me.
It's my absolute nightmare as a radio host,
being pulled into something like that where, like,
because I feel so bad for people
and I would be like
well there's no way I can tell this guy
I felt bad that's the only reason I did it
is I don't want this poor guy to leave
and go oh fuck I've lost my powers
you know so
But then you wonder is
Has everyone he's ever had
Just felt bad for him
I know
Or that they've paid money
But he's a successful
Hypnotherapist
Like he's done stuff before
But I feel like legit hypotherapist
Would never tell someone to
Be a chicken
True
I feel like
Legit ones are the ones
That are like tapping into your trauma
and like, you know, giving you, because for me, I did it for my fear of flying.
So what she did was she'd hypnotise me after, like, through a meditation.
And then we were, she told me the same story over and over again and got me to imagine
it in my state of hypnosis, the story.
And she's now planted a memory in my mind that wasn't real.
But when I think about it, I'm there.
Yeah.
And it was a flight that I took where there was lots of turbulence.
Yeah. But it was a wonderful flight.
So I have this, like, really, and when I think about it, I feel warm and fuzzy in my heart.
Wow.
That's why whenever you see Ash on a plane
and she's pretending to be a chicken
because she's been hypnotised.
That's right.
You can't use your hypnotherapy powers for evil or for comedy.
You should just use them for.
You got to see Seraganda.
I've got to get a sandwich.
I'm so angry.
Okay.
Yes.
No, but...
By the way, has my husband, like,
getting annoyed at me in a meeting today
for coughing on air?
I know.
I've been waiting for the day
because obviously you didn't know.
Ash's husband is also her boss.
I've been waiting for the day
where the boss comes into the...
the relationship or vice versa.
Today was the day.
Wait, so you're coming,
you're up the back of influenza A
and still here, soldiering on,
you know, helping us out.
And coughing from time to time.
Did he pull you up on it?
He was like, yeah, a bit too much coughing, dull.
And I was like, are you on drugs?
Like, I should,
the doctor said I needed 12 days off work.
That's what, two and a half?
Yeah.
Yeah, you can get away with saying
so much more to your partner than you can to.
Yeah, which makes it a great relationship
because he doesn't have to like pull any, like at home,
We doesn't have to be like, a compliment sandwich.
I'm like, this was great.
You could work on this.
This was great.
He'd just be like, oh, by the way.
Anyway.
I'm hungry.
What are you working on?
And I feel like lunch.
Usually it's, I take too long to tell stories.
Oh, yeah, we all do that.
Because I love the sound of my own voice.
Yeah, we all do.
That's why we're in radio.
Exactly.
And not producing.
I hate the sound of my voice.
Listen to it.
Fucking annoying little prick.
Love you guys.
Bye.
See you, babe.
All right.
All right, friends.
Cool.
Are you done as well?
Yeah, man.
I'm done.
Done, done, done.
Oh, no, I'm going to stick around and work on the Stranger Things thing.
What's the Stranger Things thing?
The chat.
Oh, I'll edit that.
Let me know if you guys hook up.
I will.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, that's the goal.
Just don't tell Hannah.
No, no, no.
No, stop recording ages ago.
You weren't recording that, but, eh?
Nah, she'll never know.
You wouldn't stitch me up, Clint, by I say.
Nah, man.
You go hang out with your hot side piece.
Okay.
See you, my brother.
Rover
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