The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS wash your hands!

Episode Date: February 22, 2026

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the OnlyFans podcast with Clint Meg and Dan. It's not meant to be as explicit as the actual OnlyFans, but most of the time it is. Welcome to the OTHinkers podcast with your host, Clint Meg and Dan. Good to see you. I didn't do this on Friday, so should I pull out two or should I... Yep.

Yes? Pull out two. So these are the countries that are eliminated from the big prize at the end. Israel. Oh, there's only one in Israel? Yeah. Oh, they've got bigger fish to fry over there at a moment, don't they're worried about our merch to be camp.

and the other person that is out of the competition is Romania. And only one in Romania too. You reckon they're a bot, don't you? I'd say they're a bot. They're a bot. That's like having one in Kazakhstan. Romania. I know nothing about Romania.

Nothing, nothing, nothing. I don't know what they speak. I don't know anything. What do you call someone from Romania? A Roman? No, they're from Rome, Italy. Oh, a Romanian? Yep, probably.

Probably. That's such a man thing to do. Ask me a question, not going out. You should say, you should say... Roman. I knew she would and that was a little fake tree. My... Did you have you been getting hit up though from people on the Instagram?

Page that he created? Yes. Oh my gosh, yes, though. Because we've got two Liams in Ireland. Great shout out, Clint, to remind people to go to our Overtinkers Feedback Instagram page. There is not going to be any content there. If there is content, it will be me drunk at Electric Ave, probably behind the scenes. That is probably the only place that I'd be allowed to post anything.

But no, it's not meant to be for content. it is a place for you to contact us about this podcast with suggestions, feedback, stories. If there's something we talk about and then you have an input to it, please let us know. And we've got another Liam. The other Liam, he said, the other Liam in Ireland. And have you added any other messages in there? Tons. What are people saying?

All right, let me read you some of feedback. I'd just like to know why they've chosen to reach out on that and not the other one. I did give you guys the password and stuff, but neither of you have decided to. I've got too many Instagram. I've got my burner account. I've got my normal one. I've got the edge breakfast. Some of the messages.

Too many. I've got a lot of just saying love, love, love the podcast. Just wanted to say, but thank you for all the years you've made me laugh. Haven't had the best time with my mental health. But every time I hear you guys on the radio or the podcast, I can't help I laugh to the point that my face hurts. I love you guys so much.

That's from Willie. Oh, anonymous. Oh, are we keeping up? Oh, okay, cut that. Bees. Oh, Sarah said, no, you never wear glasses in the shower, but I confess to trying glasses one time to make sure I did a good job downstairs. but even with lukewarm water

they still fogged up so that was from a girl remember when I said I wanted to know then we've got anonymous I'm a big family show I am probably the only listener from Regina

Saskawonshan Canada Wow I've been a consistent listener for the past couple of months now and it all started from seeing Dan's hit the spot clips the pierced nipples were rather startling and seemed to fit

What did you say? Sorry about that From where? Sachsikawai I don't know. Saskatchewan? Yeah, thank you. Saskatchewan, yeah.

Much better. One thing that hits home is your guys banter between each other and how relatable it is with my friends. I really appreciate the positivity you guys spread. And just a fun fact about Regina, where he lives. It's the home of the famous pump attendant, Dick Asman.

Dick Asman. And I said, I'd messaged him back, and I said maybe we need a team trip to Canada to go and see where Dick Asman works. And he said, hey, as well, we have a city called Prince Albert that you might be interested in. I always find it funny when someone from like Canada Can't catchewan

Can relate to our stories You know? Isn't that funny? From across the other side of the world They're like, oh I relate to that Yeah For a free trip to Canada Yeah To go visit Prince Albert

I get a Prince Albert What do you? And we take a whole bunch of people Who will get a Prince Albert in Prince Albert That's an interesting little thing we could do I am writing that down We just get a whole lot of people If you want to come with us to Prince Albert

You've got to get a Prince Albert Remember when we did like a trip It was actually before my time of the edge, but I was working another station. I was very jealous. Pure blonde sponsored the promo. It's a beer. But to go over to Fiji, wherever it was, everyone had to dye their hair and bleach of the hair blonde. Oh, that's perfect for you.

I wouldn't go. So here's the thing. So I would say I'll stay at home. I don't want to get a Prince Albert. But Clint, you would do it. Meg, you'd have to get some sort of something on your fanny? Yeah, there's not fear. You get a free trip to Canada just for me to get a hole in my deck.

You'll be staying with me, won't you? Yeah, I'll be with you, Dan. Yeah, we'll do. So it'd have been clinted a whole load of fucking weirdos with pairs genitalia. And Dick Asman was the Canadian gas station employee whose name propelled him to celebrity status in 1995. So he passed in 2016, but we could go to the gas station he worked at, Dan.

I think you'd like that. Dan, would you get a dick in your ass at the place Dick Asman works? Jesus, Clint. I'd do that more than a Prince Albert. Oh, God. I do that. Like, if that was going to get me. a free trip. I'd probably go, oh, I'll give

I'll tell a lot. I just love that, like, you guys are going to get these things done, and then it's just you two walking bow-legged up to the plane for different reasons. What are you going to get, Meg? How do you get to go to Canada? I'm just going to hang up with Bryce. I mean, I've seen that that's it. That's it. You have to stay home. We'll have to do something. Well, it says Saskatchewan

is in Chapel Rowan's song, isn't it? She sings about Saskatchewan. Yeah, she does. You know, I'd just do something to do with that. Sketchwine. Oh, wait. Wait, wait. Spaturing. I'm getting a con-out. I asked.

Clint's getting his just dick-pressed and you'll just go I'll just do something with Saskatchewan We're going Why do we think of that Saskatchewan

Could she get her like a spatula And a spatula And a In my womb? Yeah I don't know What the fuck Are we doing?

We've definitely run out of ideas Of me sucking a spatula up her ass No not her ass I don't think that rhymes with one I think That woman from Saskatchew I don't think

Can you imagine our boss He goes, right, so Dan, what are you doing Friday? I'm like, I'm getting a cockat my house. All right, Clint. And the petrol station where Dick Asman worked. How do we build you into this ark? I'm just talking a special up my house on Thursday. And he goes, it's a special one.

And he goes, why? And he goes, why? Spatial in my one. It's a spacer up one. It's a stupid. It's stupid. He'd go right. I think I might, I'm leaving.

Or instead of Meg's doing Meg's Spatula Fun in Saskatchew Meg Spatula Fun and you decide what? Fun for who? I don't know, you have to decide that. I'm going to get my bloody dick pierce. I'm getting a fucking cork. Who's cock am I getting up? I'm going to end up.

I'm going to do that thing. Whenever I take a piss, I'm going to have two streams. It's going to be double streaming. Jesus Christ. You've got the best one, I think. I think so, too. Because Spatula is very wide. Dad, all right.

I get it. Dan's singing a cockpoles. Clint's had his d' dick. What's me doing? Spatula up her bum. Brilliant. Wait, anyone that does... Are you going to spatula in or handle?

Because I'd argue that the pain Clinton and I have gone through, we want to go spatula end. And anyone listening, if you've got a Prince Albert ever had one. Surely when you piss, it goes everywhere. Because it's the urethra, like the pee hole that they pincer.

I think they do it at, like where the hole is, they go through the bottom of the hole and then underneath. So surely when you, P, it would be hitting the piercing and go everywhere, like squeezing the end of the hose when you spray it. Wow, maybe someone can answer that from Romania or wherever they live. From where you are.

Remember, it's called Overtinkers Feedback and you can just message us there. But thank you to everybody that has messaged so far. That's great. Even if you've got like a little question you want to ask? One of these questions is that Meg is about to ask us. Yeah, go on. Oh, I just got one more DM just now. Can I quickly read it?

Hey guys, I listen from the UK. I was the caller from London who got involved with the non-an-other summer. Oh, yeah, cool. I basically just want to say a massive thank you for the second half of the last year. I was working night shifts in a job. I hated and listened to the show recap, and the only fans really helped me. Oh, I love you.

I've now moved back to the countryside, I'm working in a job I love, but I still listen to the podcast. Good all right. Thank you very much. So this is a great way to meet international listeners. Right here is my question for you. It is actually from another podcast. Shout out to them.

They have a podcast called Breaking the Iceberg. and all they do is ask silly questions, which is what we like to do. So I've stolen that from them, and I thought we could have the conversation about a question they asked in their podcast. Thank you very much, breaking the iceberg. I'm logging in right now

because I realize I'm already a bit of a shit-cunt on OnlyFams. Oh, sorry, the only fans' Facebook page. So I'm going to be a lot better with the Instagram. With the Instagram, because you can just sit there and just write back to them. I'm just about to say the password out loud. Okay. It's an obvious password. I think many people could log into it

I'm honest. Okay, here is the question. Okay, one week, you have one week, and you have to bring an animal to work. This is our job here. For some reason, you know how we have that puppy license thing that we have on Fridays? Fuffy Fridays.

What is that? So let's say it's opened up a little bit at MediaWorks here, and they've said, you can bring an animal to work. In fact, we think everyone's going to be much happier if you can bring a pet of your choice. Anything you want. Yeah, yeah, Drew, it doesn't have to just be Fridays, all right?

But then we get given a challenge. One week to bring an animal. to work every day. For every half kilo that that animal weighs, so 500 grams, that that animal weighs, we get $10,000 at the end of the week, right? It's a lot of money.

So what? So say... For every half kilo that the animal weighs. So 20 kGs for a one-k-g animal. $20,000 for a one-k-g animal. But if you get fired for bringing this animal to work, you get no money.

What animal are you bringing to work? What do you mean? You get no money from the day you get... fired? No, you just get no, so the challenge is you get $10,000 if you get through a week per half-kage year that the animal weighs. Wait, so you get to Friday and if you for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday brought an animal to work and you successfully did it without getting fired, what is the heaviest animal that you would risk bringing to work?

We could bring almost any animal in because we're not going to get fired in a week because I'd bring it like a non-deadly like a rhinoceros. What, Dan? No, you fucking wouldn't. No, it would destroy this place. And where would you even find one? No, because you keep it... They have a bad reputation of being like, they'll just destroy everything. I think they'd happily just sit out in the courtyard.

Just like give it some hay because they don't eat meat or anything. Do they run on the ruses? And so they just eat like, yeah, just what a cow would eat. Let me find out. I think you'd get fired. If you brought... I think people would go, brilliant, he's brilliant.

Find out how much food. Yeah, I'm going to find out how much he is. Because Dan's going to have to bring that in every day. I think they... Oh, do I have to bring it in my Kia Serato. Because then no. Well, that's the other thing. I don't understand how you're going to get.

get it here. So you have to bring it in each day. Of course you have to bring it in each other. Your animals, your responsibility. Okay, I'd probably just go like a big dog then. Oh, well that's gone very different. Otherwise, you were going to get $19,425,445,000 and 80 cents if you did bring a rhino. I'm going back to a rhino.

I'd make it work. I'd make it work. Yeah, hey boss, don't even get in the door. Hey boss, don't fire me and there's 100 grand in it for you. I think I'll bring a St. Bernard. Wait, how much is it? St. Bernard way. Yeah, but boring.

Like, do something a bit exotic. Yeah. I know Clint's thinking. He's thinking of something. Okay, I'm going to figure out how much I'm getting at the end of the week. Because nobody can tell. It's Fluffy Fridays. Oh, damn, if I get a big St. Bernard.

Because I'm thinking if I could get, like, a warrus or some sort of, like, large, like, elephant seal. Like, those things are fucking heavy. But I got to try and keep it wet, don't I? By the end of the week, I'm getting $1.8 million. Not as much as me. No. Because a warrus is kind of cool They come in

But maybe I just pay some kid to keep it wet Like in free willy I just got the hose on the wheel You just get a nice slice peddling pool up How are you guys going to bring a waris into work And those little gates that we have Yeah but they can walk as well Once they get them off the trailer

And I've got them on And I go come on And he can at least walk himself You're getting fired If you bring a stinky fish warris To work he's getting fired The rhino's gonna stay around But the rhino is going to stay around

But the rhino is a Rhino is dangerous to human safety. It's just a lovely tame one. Human safety, there's not a chance you bring it back the second day. I'm getting $1.8 million and all I've brought is a dog. I'm like the smartest one in this room. I'll bring a sheep. Yeah, but how much money do I get?

How much money do I get for a walrus? Or like an elephant seal. Which one do you want? Which one? Let's go. I think elephant seals are quite aggressive, so let's go to the warrists. Or a large seal. Isn't that what a waris is?

Just to do with it. The tusks are probably more dangerous. If I go wheeze now, because I'm really busting, can you just call me and I'll still be part of the conversation while I'm weighing? Yeah. What are you like for? Clint, you're getting $34 million. Can't hold it.

That can't be right. Is that more than Dan's Rhino? $1,700. $1,700,000,000,000,000,000,000. But you said Dan got $19 million. I'm getting $30-something million. Rino's got away more than a warress. Oh, maybe he was getting billion.

No, that can't be right. Hold on a second. Well, you could have been getting $1,190. How much does... a rhino way because a waris weighs 1.7, 1,700 KG, so keep you in that wrong. And a rhino... And a rhino weighs 2.3.

So 2.2,300 times $20,000 because it's per KG. $20,000 equals... Oh, $46 million. I got that wrong with 10. He gets 46. He wants us to call him. He's actually called himself. He's gone to the toilet because he can't hold it.

I'm going to hear it is. Hi, Dan. Dan. Sorry. Yeah. Stop touching my phones. Not you, Dan. Clint.

Are you there? Well, I can't touch someone in the toilet. 46 million. I got it wrong before. 46 million if you bring that rhino to work. It's not a bad... He's cutting out because you're in a fucking toilet. This is such a nightmare, Dan.

He's so scared of FOMO. And getting left out. Yeah, but he's like, I've got a four-year-old bladder. I know. It's so stupid. Honestly, I need to pit. You need a poo. Are you pooing?

Piss. No. That's not what it's happened like. Yeah, go on. Anyway, I'm coming back now. Wash your hands. Yep. Wash them.

I am washing them. I can't hear any tap. Clint, can you hear a tap? No tap. No tap. Oh, it's disgusting. You know how people go, well, this is dumb because no one's going to give you money to do that.

That's because the people that have the most money aren't cool and fun. They're not even fun with it. We would be like betting our friends stupid amounts of money that they could do dumb shit. Yeah, absolutely. And if you get fired, you go, sorry man, I don't have to pay you, and you lost your job,

but that's the risk you take. I'm happy with my 1.8 mil, honestly, with a dog. Stress free as well. He's back. Right. Thanks, then. A riveting conversation from you. Oh, that's all right.

It was, so I win. Well, you made the most money, but you're absolutely getting fired for bringing a rhino to work. I don't think it was fired. It's a weird thing to say you'd get fired. You didn't read the fine print. If you don't make it to the end of the week, you get nothing.

So you got fired and you got no money. Yeah, you get no money at it. But I'm still remembered as the guy that brought a rhino to work. Correct, Clint. That's a pretty cool thing. Yeah, but you're broke, is anything? Yeah. You'll fuck your wife will be angry at you.

So they've fired me. I've got no money. But then they've got to get a rich. That's why he got fired. And I'll be like, oh, and he goes, fuck, I brought a rhino to work with a good cunt. And I'll be like, shit, what a guy. Nobody would say, what a good cunt, he brought a rhino to work. That sentence wouldn't exist.

Guess I remember that guy, Dan Weber? He went down because he took a rhino to work. I think they would. I think the tone of the conversation would be more like, what happened to that weird guy, Dan Webby? They go, oh, fuck, I think he brought a rhino to work. And the trailer on his car, he towed it on his key. Weird. That was a weird thing.

We got a question from, I guess we could call them Overthinker. Like if you're a podcaster and you listen to the show, then I guess if it's the overthinking podcast, you're an overthinker. A fallow overthinking. That wanted to know if winning a weight loss competition by having surgery is fear. Because technically you start a competition and it's a weight loss comp, and then everyone goes as hard as they can, and some go as hard as they can by dropping carbs and working out seven days a week.

If you are going to be that hard out that you go and get surgery, like it doesn't say you can't but this person said that's what her friend did and she ended up winning a weight loss competition at her work but didn't tell anyone she got surgery. Workplaces have weight loss competitions? Yeah you know sometimes. What?

What? What? What? She'll try and inspire the office and then whoever loses the most weight unless her workplace is a gym because I know gyms will do that but maybe they've just gone right

we're all going to do a 12 week challenge whoever loses the most wins. I think it works of everybody like is okay with it. But if there's someone in the office, I don't know, Gareth back in the thing and he's like not okay with everyone going on a weight loss journey, then it's bad. I just think how boring the conversations would be at lunch every day. All everybody would be talking about is weight loss.

That'd be just so great. What did you bring Lisa? She's like an omelette. I've just got it. It's a salad. It's spinach, cherry tomatoes and then just a drizzle of lemon. It's very biggest loser in real life, isn't it? I'd go, Linda, that sounds fucking disgusting.

Honestly. I'd go, Gareth, get back. You know what the competition? Rather be morbidly obese. I imagine there's like 50 people at the workplace and there's something like 12 of them have signed up to this like, all right, 12 week challenge, whoever loses the most weight wins or whatever.

You put money in each maybe? Yeah, I suppose because you're like, what is the prize? But she said her friend got weight loss surgery and then won, or gastric sleeve, I don't know, I'm guessing now. But she won, but didn't tell anybody. Cheathing. So she's, yeah, that's cheating. Because she's got money to burn.

I guess the question is, what are the rules when you start? start. It's like, well, whoever loses the most, percentage-wise, asterisks, without getting surgery. Because you think it goes without saying, which is why it wouldn't be a rule. But if it's not in the rules, it's not in the rules. If we did it was between the three of us, a weight loss journey, we were like, we're going to lose.

Because I would just instantly, like, I would just see a donut or something, and I just eat it, boom, like that. Like, we had a little get-together for my son's birthday on Sunday, because some of our family came over, and someone brought donuts just for the kids. And I had four of them. Were they full-sized? Full-sized donuts. I had two at the party, and then Hannah was like,

there's a couple of donuts left over if you want to finish them, otherwise they're going in the bin. Oh, yeah. And they went in my mouth. So I had four donuts yesterday, and there's no way I'm losing weight. My wife, I sometimes call her the bin chicken, because I'll throw stuff out, and then I'm like, oh, that can go. And then my wife, but where'd that thing go?

And I was like, I biffed it, binned it. It's like, all pizza. And then she was like, where? And then I'll see her, like, opening the bin and picking it out. Robert Patterson does that. And I'm like, oh, just stop being a bin chicken. Yeah, that's disgusting. It's in there with like old bits of meat and stuff.

Well, if it's not like pushed down inside other garbage and it's just sitting on top, her theory is it could just be sitting on a plate. This is from the same man that microwave to fly and ate it. Yeah, yeah, you're a fried rice. I microwave fried rice, but I didn't realize a big blowfly had landed on the top of the mountain of rice. So yes, I did cook him on the rice, but when he came out... Oh, God, it makes me nauseous, thinking about his little body lesions

just seeping into the rice. No, but he was sitting there intact. He didn't explode or anything. He was sitting intact. Fancy that. I got a spoon and I just cratered underneath him. So effectively he was sitting on a beard of rice and I went and scooped underneath and then I binned that. Did you use that spoon?

I ate the rest. No, and then I got a different spoon and I ate the rest of the right here. But Clint does have an iron gut and this is why. Because he does shit like this. I just got a text from my wife because I asked her about the bangs. I said, what are you going through? we're talking on the show about how when women get bangs,

they're obviously going through some sort of emotional trauma or some sort of big life change or whatever. And I said, theory is you having a big life change. Why do you want to get bangs? She said, well, I am right on the edge of 40. Also, kids and I are all homesick. Fuck it, if they have ham foot and mouth, Dan, my kid's sick too. How can they get hand foot?

No, because I'd have to get it from Dan to give it to them. Yeah, but you've got an eye and gut, so I feel like you're just a carrier. Hannah's so different to you as well, because we had a treat and got a pokey on. Friday. Did you get one as well? Just give you a point. I knew you were going to make that goat

go to. And Hannah's had two bites in. Hannah had found a hair. Hannah found her hair and hers and she didn't eat the rest of it. Because there was a fucking hair. I was like, a hair. It's one hair.

Give it to me and I ate hers and mine. One time I'm a bit frightened of milkshakes because one time I ordered a milkshake and I sucked up the straw with somebody else and he got stuck down my throat and I was trying to like pull it out. My throat was like constricting on the hair. She was like gagging. That was bad.

I can't... Oh my God It was horrid. It was like a furble almost. It's funny how here is just lovely and we admire other people's hair and it's beautiful. As soon as you find. As it's detached from the body, it's disgusting.

Well, Hannah's thing was, she doesn't know who's here it is. It could be like the lovely lady at the pokey shop or it could be some homeless, like alcoholic drug addicts here. It's still just here, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, it's still here. What does it matter if he likes a bloody nipple at 9 a.m? Well, I'd say the lady at the poky shops. You like a nipple of 9.m.

A tipple. Why are you saying a nipple? I like both. I think you mean a nip or a tipple. He's a nipple hollip. Yeah, it happens. And I think the lady... Oh no, doing the meeg is shitting the bed.

Yeah. Should we wrap it up here, right? What were you going to say? Well, I didn't mean just instantly all stop talking about. Yeah, no, I think... Should we wrap it up here, yep. Done. And sweeper.

Click me and Dan, you can hear us more. Flop. Hear us, fluff, what? Fruff. I don't know. Do you don't even know what that place? at the end of our podcast? Clemegen Dan, if you want to hear more of them,

you can get fucking... If you want to hear more get their podcast, this is the podcast. They can't fucking get any more Clint McGahn than this. This is the end of the road. This is dead end territory for Clint Meg and Dan.

Do you know, they also do a radio show if you want to hear more, listen to that? I've never ever got into the end of a podcast that we've done. Ever. Not once. Oh, that's a brilliant fucking review from the fucking host. I've never, ever got to the end of one.

You know what? I'll be surprised we get to end of the end of the end of it. but to be honest, I am. Good luck to you. See you. Let's listen to the poll. Rover, Music, Radio, podcasts.