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Episode Date: June 5, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast that should have been canceled before it even started. This is Clint, Big and Dan's OnlyFans podcast. That is. Kia ora everyone. Welcome to Friday's OnlyFans podcast with a very special guest joining us. For a very special guest. Yeah.

Do I talk now or later? You may talk now. Okay. Ash is going to be my, Ash London is going to be my maternity cover. This is exclusive. It hasn't been announced yet. No it hasn't. It's going to be announced on Monday I think. So Ash is from Australia and recently moved over here. A friend of mine and, but obviously like recent friends, I've like weaseled my way in there. I think I weaseled. No. I weaseled first. I had it all planned. Have I had money on me?

Classic you. Oh, don't admit it. I did. I had planned for weaseling. Fucking plan. She planned it so well that you thought that you were the weasel. No, I was like, I'm going to make this work. And has had a very successful career in Australian radio.

And yeah, the perfect person to come in here and you've been hailed as what did we say yesterday about ash like outside? It wasn't on here. It was about saying you're like the the radio queen of like Oceania Somebody said the interview and Jimmy Kimmel the Jimmy Kimmel of Your great interviews You've been doing them for a very, very long time. And the thing was, I started as such a junior that when I would do my interviews, I would have to not ever talk over the artists because I was getting cut out. Yeah. And then they were putting like Kyle and Jack or someone else in.

So I'd have to do my interviews and be like, just so you know, if you laugh, if you said something funny, I will be laughing, but I'll be like this. Yeah. Like a quiet laugh, if you said something funny, I will be laughing but I'll be like this... Yeah. Like a quiet laugh because my laugh can't bleed through into your microphone. That's crazy because I couldn't do that. But what if it's like what a great way in a way to learn how to do a good interview because you had to sit back and really listen. Totally.

Instead of because I find myself getting so excited and talking on top of them. Totally me too. So I guess that would work. But we wanted to introduce you. Unfortunately, you've come in on Friday, and you've never heard a Friday podcast. We can't do our normal Friday podcast. What do you mean?

Let's get to the ash before we drop that bomb. Okay, well you can go on. Any questions for Ash? Let's just do this. There is only one feature really on the OnlyFans podcast. Of the five days that we do it and it happens on a Friday and it's at the end. We tried to take it away and it got big to be bad. People were outraged that we dropped it so we've had to bring it back.

Anyway, we'll surprise you with it because it's got an intro and the intro kind of explains the game. But we don't have to do that now because once we do the bit, the podcast recording is over and everyone leaves. Oh wow. And then like, once it has started, you just walk out of the room basically. Do we have to avoid eye contact? Probably. You will. Yes.

I've one time gagged after it. It's just, it's just... I am a gagger. Yeah, same. It's not the type of thing that after it happens, you want to kind of hang out in the studio for another 10 minutes and keep conversing. Gotcha. It's not the type of thing that after it happens you want to kind of hang out in the studio for another 10 minutes and keep conversing. It's like over sharing at a party and you go too deep and then all of a sudden you just leave and you never talk about it.

Yes, no, no, no, no, no, it's not that sort of thing. How many times did you have to be asked before you agreed to cover Meg's mat leave? Because getting up at 4am with a young son and a husband who's very busy in the radio industry as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would do anything, obviously, for Meg. For money. Oh my god, Meg! I said Meg. I thought you were saying money.

That's why I was going with it. Obviously I would do anything for Meg, but I love money. Yes. And it's so expensive in this country. And I've heard they are paying you very, very well as well. Who told you that? I've just, I've got people. Compared to Dan, Ash, compared to Dan, everyone very, very well as well. I've heard the numbers. Who told you that? I've just, I've got people. Compared to Dan, Ash, compared to Dan,

everyone gets paid very well. The producers get paid more than me. They're lending you money every second Wednesday night. Yes. Yeah, so, I mean, we're so excited to have you in here because you've got so much experience in the, I mean, you're, as we were saying before, your interviewing skills.

My interview, I'm not a good interviewer but I mean we famously had the situation. Do you do what Meg was saying, get too excited and you talk too much? I interviewed Sam Smith. Yeah. It was what, two years ago now? Yeah. And they hung up on me. They, we weren't allowed to use the audio, in fact. But I saw. It never happened to me in 15 years. Exact same. Yeah but have you started an interview in assless chaps? Okay, well I never would have done that. Yeah, well Dan. You know, Sam should have hung up on you for that.

When did Sam know that you were wearing the assless chaps? Quite late in the interview. And unfortunately the rest of the interview had gone quite well and I felt like Sam and I were hitting it off. And then I pulled out the ass and then out the chaps and they, it wasn't good. I once did Nick Jonas and he'd just done a Calvin Klein topless commercial and was talking about it. So at the end of the interview I stood up and took my pants off and I had Calvin Klein

undies on and he was, I thought he'd be cool about it. He was so awkward about it and tried to look away and like didn't know whether and I was like nah bro I'm cool with this if I'm cool you can be cool and then it made it worse and then I just had to like pull my pants back up and then we avoided eye contact. It is promise ring Nick Jonas though. Exactly. But I think he probably had sex by then. Is that a tampon applicator? Yeah, people send me tampons. You've got a lot to learn about. But I used those. I still, at the age of 38, was still using applicator. I didn't know they existed until I started getting sick. Way cleaner. This is the one. And they're plastic coated so they just glider at it.

The second time I fainted was with a tampon and I was younger. Someone had to try it. They're enough. It was quite interesting. But no, somebody, we don't know who, somebody sends Dan incontinence underwear and tampons and he gets the free samples basically weekly. Someone sign out. You could use the incontinence underwear for the postpartum. I just ordered some.

They're so good. Yeah, they're very good. All that weird stuff comes out of you. The gunk. It's coming out. You could use the incontinence underwear for the postpartum. I just ordered some. They're so good. Yeah, they're very good. All that weird stuff comes out of you. Oh, the gunk. It's so bizarre. Yeah, I told these boys that I lost a bit of my mucus plug the other morning. Oh!

Mucus plug and like two of the grossest words to go back to bed. You came up with the word mucus, eh? Mucus plug. Disgusting. Because it's globular. Wait! It's still weak.

Globular. So why are those words bad? Now that the plug's gone, where did the mucus go? She says it's globular. Wait! It's still weak! So I thought it was worse, man. Now that the plug's gone, where did the mucus go? It was just a little... The plug is made out of mucus, Clint. And it keeps it moist and keeps the microbiome in the uterus all nice. Yeah, last time with Daisy, it all fell out in one big glob. And this time it's like breaking off in little little blobs.

I had a caesarean so early, I never got labour, I never got my waters breaking, I would love to see the mucus plug. I would put that on Instagram. Unfollow, unfollow, unfollow. It's one of those things you would have scrolled and you'd be like, what's that? And you'd read the caption and go, ugh! But you don't know what a mucus plug is unless you have had one or you have a partner. So if you were a single person or whatever, you wouldn't know what that was. You'd be like, oh, it's coming from my nose.

It's funny because I'd never seen a photo of one. Obviously, even in the international classes, they don't go one this. This is what it would look like. I would know. Here's what you're looking for. I tell you what, what you imagine with a mucus plug. Okay, because I'm imagining like if I went down and explored the Titanic and then I'd

see I go into a bathroom and there'd be an old tub that's got a plug inside, but it's got all the mold that's gone and grown around it. And it's all like, like an actual plug. There's nothing moldy going on in there. Yeah, but like all slimy, I'm imagining a imagining where it's all slimy build up that's... And then it comes out and then like all like the gunk from the... From like just before you give birth basically. How do you not know you have two children? Your wife had mucus plugs.

Yeah. You said yours fell out, but you said it happens just before you have kids. Oh, it can be. Yeah, that's why mine's breaking apart in pieces. It can be right before... Pieces! Um, okay, so have you ever done a really bad... ...logie when you sit?

Mm. Mm. Maybe probably. What about a snot rocket? Yeah, on the footy feller, you have to do those. Think that times it by about eight sizes and they make it about brownie red. I'm imagining something from like, Stranger Things. You know, when they're in the upside down.

Yes! Did you get a nosebleed like 11 when it happens? Yeah. I actually, I even trying to show my husband though. I was like, look, it's here. I can't help it. I would show Adrian and he would not cope. It wasn't, he has got zero tolerance for stuff like that. Really?

Oh, I think I, Friday podcast, can I say this? Yeah. I left some, like I had my period and there was some blood in the toilet that I didn't flush And I'm like big whoop-de-doo you're 41 and he just could not get over it Yeah, could not get over it. Every time I burped too many times and Clint told me off because he said stop it You're a lady He was born in the 1960s though Okay, so you're not like a go toilet with the door open couple then?

No, definitely not. I would be, but Adrian is really like, he doesn't even like when Buddy tries to talk to him when he's doing his shit. He's like, he's your kid. Where is he? Buddy's our child. Not his actual buddy. Not a friendly elf.

They're going to stories in his 60s too. I mean, yeah. If you're my daughter, I'll be like, oh my god, Cam, shut the door, that stinks. And she's like, no one shuts the door. Like, that's not like a thing. That's healthy, I think. Yeah, yeah. You're my daughter, I'll be like, oh my god, Kim, shut the door, that stinks. And she's like, no one shuts the door. Like, that's not like a thing. That's healthy, I think. Yeah, yeah. I can't help but think this conversation we should have done Guess the Fart first.

Or let's just play the intro. Alright. I thought that I'd leave you with teary eyes. Guess the fart was that smell. A stinky mystery for us to unveil. Guess the fart. Clint can fart on cue. It's his one talent.

He can fart at any point in time, at any point. He just looked me in the eye as I looked over at him as he was saying that. So we all guess what the fart will sound like. He will fart and then there's a winner. This is the moment where you are at least, this is only a temporary position. And that's why, now you realize why this is the last and then there's a winner. This is the moment where you were police, this is only a temporary position. And that's why, now you realize why this is the last thing

we do on a Friday. Do you know what I thought was going to happen when I heard, guess the fart? I thought you were all gonna, I was gonna close my eyes and you were all gonna fart in my face and I had to guess who's fart was here and I was like, how did they? No.

So that's why I'm not so shocked because this to me is a tamer version. And that's impressive. You just have to try and give an audio version of what you think the fart will sound like, and whoever's closest wins. Which do I go first or last? I'll go first. Okay, I'm gonna go with like a...

No, no one can do that on QT. That's one that comes naturally. Look at him, look at him. He's... He's made it as a challenge. Okay, I will do short and tight again because I think he's going to be nervous because there's Ash in the room.

Are you nervous? Yeah, I might get nervous around pretty girls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he does. Okay. Ahem. Pfft. Just a little lick of Liddle-y. And it was the radio awards last night,

so if I know how Clinton is going to be, I'm going to be a... Oh, no, please God let it not. Does he put the microphone to his anus? Here we go. Luckily it's his mic's on. And then we all go... Why is he doing it?

Oh, that was... Oh my God, that was nice. I think it's more unique. It didn't sound wet, it sounded... Oh my God. Like me. That was you. That was Dan.

He shat his pants. This is where he leaves, come on. I'm chatting with my cut. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That was Dan. Bleh! And this is now actually... He's shat his pants. This is where we leave. Come on.

I'm trapped in my mic cord. That's me. She's stuck! She's stuck! Remember herself! She's stuck! He's got an angle just sitting in the influence. Alright, thanks guys.

Sorry, I wasn't meant to have a false start. The first one just didn't really feel like it. Yeah. You're gonna fit in. Yeah, what do you think? That was... I'm more concerned that he now has to clean poo out of his undies. The first one just didn't really feel like it. Yeah, you're gonna fit in. Yeah, what do you think? I'm more concerned that he now has to clean poo out of his undies. I would like the secondary round of the competition where we guest the skitties.

Double layered. I'm worried we're gonna get an email about an hour saying Ash has decided to drop the dirty roll. I feel like a zoo animal just watching me through the glass. Will you tell us when it's cleared? Is it good? I'll try, I'll test. Not yet, no. No! Oh gosh, help me lord.

Ash will fit in great. Have a great weekend guys, we'll catch you again on Monday. Thanks for downloading the pod. And obviously this podcast gets the fart, winning a radio award as well. It was a little bit of a troll from Web Girl Bella, but a lot of people actually bought it and thought she was serious, which is quite sad. Have a great one. See ya.