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Episode Date: November 11, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Not your mum's podcast, unless she's into absolute filth, in which case. Respect. This is Clint Megan Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Hi, everybody and welcome to Only Fans with Clint Dan in National London. Good morning to you all. Yeah, unless you're listening in the afternoon.

In which case, good on you. You know, Clint, your mum's coming in on, when is it? Tomorrow is Friday. No, Friday. No, tomorrow or Friday, I mean. But I was wondering if I should invite my husband. because Christine and Jules get on. My mum's coming the week after.

Oh. I don't want mum coming here. No. Oh, right. Yeah, mum, you guys, we were talking about thermomixes. We were talking about, like, things that have changed your life, actually. Someone said thermomixes. I was like, oh my God, do we get my mum started?

And then she was like, actually, do they like seafood chowder? Because dad's gone out fishing, he's got a lot of fish lately. I can make a seafood chowder for the team and bring it in. And then dad wants to sit in and like watch the show. Has he ever done that before? No. In all the years. never either never said it really she's asked before so maybe I could offer for her

to come as well be nice have the gals in together we could have a do a voice break with them have a chat to the mums we'll get some nice like croissants delivered yeah the mum's love croissant my mother-in-law just like a coffee and cake my mum loves an almond croissant it's like a way to her heart she's a classy bit yeah so on this parents day are they are you guys going to lump them out here with us or are they sitting in with you guys now we'll bring that couch back in and we'll put them in the studio on the couch now you You guys can keep your mums out here, keen as. Come on, yo, yo.

Oh, and they could do guest to fart. They could guess your fart. Oh, yeah, Friday. Yeah, yeah, for the podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how I like fake music, real music, and I'll play you, like, the original, and I'll play you, like, an AI-generated version

in a different genre. Producer Carl's whipped one up for guest a fart in a different genre. Oh, yeah. Oh, fun. How do you feel? Do you want to hear it? Do we want to do that for, do we want to save it for, Friday or play it now I mean I don't know do you want to play it now I've got

anything else to do sneak peek okay a little sneaky peat okay so let's have a little look see where is it gone oh is it that one and yellow oh green okay this is the original that we all know in love I mean it's actually fake music versus fake music because we all know in love I mean it's actually fake music versus fake music, because that's AI generated as well. And that was before AI got really good at recreating vocal. Yeah, and this is a blues version.

A fart that will leave you with teary eyes. Guess the fart, what's that smell? I hate it. I hate it. Absolutely hate it. It's a stinky mystery for us to wonder. Guess the fart

No, I hate it No, it got worse of anything That is so bad Yeah He wasn't even really singing to the music That's AI making a mistake there Yeah I'd want to hear like screamo

Slipknot vibes Give me five minutes Okay I'm like I'm a bad A bit of bad See What a fuck

Fart Fart I don't understand How guys can tour more than one night a week singing like that. I know, it's unbelievable how they're doing. Have you seen Joey, who from Sipnot RIP, is the drummer?

He passed away a few years ago. But you've seen the footage on YouTube of him drumming and he's on like this loop thing. So during their concert, he's drumming. He's got like kick pedals, like 17 drums and he goes up on this like roller coaster thing that makes him go upside down. So the whole drum rig he's going upside down

and playing, it's incredible. So the drum and... Him are on a rig. And they're moving at the same time. Same time. So he's going upside down with the drum kits going upside down as well

and he's playing kicking, do you imagine being upside down in like a racing seat with racing harnesses on and drumming and he's doing the kick pedal while it's going up

it's incredible. This is it here Ash is watching it now and then it goes up and everybody's like oh incredible then it tips over oh because everyone thinks

it's just going round and round and then it actually goes upside down. Yeah. So all the drums must be like bolted in. Yeah. He's in like a racing seat like you'd see in a racing car

That's pretty sick Incredible, eh People are so clever Yeah, I know Neeps All I'm thinking about is is drumsticks Because usually they've got a bag of drumsticks Like right beside in case they drop one

So they must be like blue-tacked into the bottom Because otherwise they'd all just fall out When he went upside down Blue-tacked Druming is such a Underrated thing It's the coolest person in the band Yeah, when we did the band thing with Meg

and we did the teenage dirtbag It's actually really hard to drum especially and sing because there's no correlation between keeping a beat and the melody well they often is that's not entirely true

no but you try and drum and keep a beat and then sing because it's two very separate things so very few singers can drum and sing at the same time yeah I don't know how you can split your brain and go right okay left part of the brain

you're doing this yeah now while you're doing that right prior to the brain I don't want you doing anything else but that but for drummers the beat would be so like native to them that they do without thinking So probably drummer could do it.

There's very few artists that drum and sing at the same time. Like G flip, does it? Yeah, G flip's one of them. I think Phil Collins is one of the most famous ones. I'm sure Dave Grohl could. Yeah, probably. Maybe he could, yeah. Bruno Mars.

Does he do it as well, Bruno Mars? Yeah, Brunhamas is apparently like a musical freak. I think what's he'd be able to do it? Oh, fuck, of course. Brinna's played at Christiana 70th. Really? Yeah. Do you reckon that's like a friend of the family, freebie?

Yeah, sure, I'll play. It's not like a... Yeah, but he's also apparently got some massive gambling debt from Vegas. Which is why he has to do the Vegas residency. He's pretty much doing it for free to pay off his debt. Crazy, hey? How someone that's that so successful

and you'd imagine would have earned hundreds of millions of dollars in their career can just gamble it away and be that dumb. No, but also, why do you need more? Do you know what I mean? You're that much money and you're just trying to spend it to make more money. Although, arguably, maybe he didn't have a lot. It said rumors that Bruno Mars owes $50 million in gambling debt to MGM results are false.

Both MGM and Mars have denied the claims. They would, though. They're not going to admit that, are they? They're not going to make it sound like they've chained him to the fucking stage for the next, like, four weeks while he pays it off. You know how they say everybody's got a talent that sometimes they just haven't tapped it or know about it? What do you think your guy's talent is? Like, maybe it's radio, but I actually don't think any of us. Say it again?

So what do you think your talent is, like your God-given gift? Because they say everybody has a gift of some sort. Guess the fart? Maybe that is yours, being able to fart on demand. Mine's just a chat. Like, I can have a conversation with anyone and not be, and make it normal. Carl's actually filled your request. Yeah, so you wanted a scream-o-middle version of Guestafat?

You're welcome. Roll an intro. That's exactly how I imagined it I couldn't understand a word he said You never do though You never do Can I have an operatic next? Okay, here we go

That's enough Something that Kitty Takana would do maybe What's your skill, Dan? I don't know That's the thing And I think some people say that you have You don't know And that's the sad thing in life

That some people live their whole life And never know what their God given gift was Or their, you know, talent Do you want to, can you guys give me If you're going to ask for another genre after. Do you want to give me two genres? Musical theatre and opera. Musical theatre and opera. I like a little like

R&B. R&B and opera. I got it. I reckon my skill you know some people are very skilled at like one or two things and then fucking useless at everything else because they've put all their time and I would rather and I probably think I am more a person where I'm like

throw something at me and I'll give you at least like a seven out of ten and whatever that is but I might not necessarily be hitting ten anywhere but if you throw me on say a sports team if it's volleyball or touch or football or something I'd be like cool I can hold my own at a seven out of ten as a minimum standard or if we have a random challenge that we have to do

in the office to win money doesn't matter what is I'll give you a seven out of ten effort we've quite often talked about that we've never found something that Clint's not good at isn't that interesting like he'll always be and I think you're so right saying you're probably around a seven out of ten but you'd be better than most at most things like I'd back Clint to win

like against someone else, no practice. If we need them to win, we'll put Clinton. Yeah, because we know that you... But I won't do any more long-distance running without practice. I did that half marathon with no training and I'll never do that again. Yeah.

Real dumb, though. But maybe your talent is knowing what you're not good at and just never attempting it. You know, like going, I'll never be good at that. I'm not going to attempt it. That's probably a talent. Yeah, it's not waste time.

I'm very good at not doing things. I'm not good at. I don't know that. I'm not going to try. Maybe it's an age thing as you get older too because I've always looked at pole vault and gone, that'd be cool. I've met that age now and I'm like, I'm never doing that.

I'm never doing pole vault. I feel like I've got nothing to prove at my age now. I'm like, I have nothing to prove to anyone. Do you know I really wanted for a long, long time to do a fight for life? I wanted to get into the ring. Worst nightmare. Yeah, boxing. I want to train my ass off and then I want to know what the feeling is

to get into a ring and know, okay, it's just him be me. And it's, I guess you're going to find out if you've done enough work. And I was always obsessed with doing that. And I missed my opportunities through injury and a few other things and whatever. And I got off at a fight once and it was like mid or end of Jan. And I was like, no, I do not want to spend my Christmas in January summer holidays, like shredding and training. I was like, no, thanks. He's not telling you the truth.

He found out it was against me and he knew I dropped like a sack of potatoes. Whereas now I'm like, actually, no, I don't think I need to get in the ring to prove anything to myself or anyone else. Not for me anymore. It's past me. And all seriousness, I think my God-given gift is judgment of character. I've always backed myself on I could meet someone within the first 10 minutes and know if they're a good person or not. And even my wife Hannah's like, she'll always come to me because she knows I'm a really good judge of character.

She'll be like, should I trust this person? And I'll be like, yeah, you'll know. You know where your skill would be best used then? Where? On a jury. Yeah. A professional juror. Professional juror.

I've never been asked to be on jury service. You'd be too biased because you'd say I don't trust, I don't like them, but that's not. doesn't mean they're guilty or not guilty. Yeah. No, but just because you like someone doesn't necessarily mean they're not guilty as well. You know, like I could like you, Ash. It was very fair, so you'd be able to separate them.

Yeah, you know, so I don't. And I, yeah, the amount of people I've gone, they're not a good person, then later down the track, I've found out they're not. No better feeling. Do you know, do you know? They killed someone. Yeah.

Do you know where your skill set would be terribly used? If you were in charge of letting people into a party versus them being, like, famous enough or not, like an A-list or a B-lister? You'd be terrible with that. I could say the same about you. You're fucking Mr. David Schwimmer on the A. I love you, keep talking or not, but I'll see you tomorrow.

Wait, do you want to hear the guest the fart answer? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. Opera? Opera one's there, yeah. Okay. Oh, it's my favourite one.

It's a story. A path that will leave you is teary. It's the new one. Yes, the father of that smell. A stinky risk before us and will. So good. It makes it sound like quite highbrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, and before you go, Ash, you and I love our R&B. We sure do. Ready? Yep. Fuck, A-I's good, eh? It's so crazy. Come on, give it to me. I hope it sucks.

I thought that we'll leave you with teary eyes. Oh. Guess the fart, what's that smell? Thinking mystery for us to one day. I want to have sex right now. Guess the fog. Oh, that's nice. Sheet.

Oh, shit. Makes me want to do a fart on a Wednesday. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I got to go, I love you. I love this. I got to wait until Friday if you're new to the pod. We only do kiss the bar on a Friday. the podcast so for anyone who doesn't enjoy

they can tap out of that pot early that made me old gaiasy I was gonna say if there's anyone listening on the podcast fan page group like put a genre in and I'll whip it up for Friday Have you not got better things to do haven't you got shot to sort out? Not really

I mean he's already got the prompt now so he just has to change the words opera to R&B you know so if you are a lover of guest on a Friday you've got his suggestions do let us know jump at our DMs at Edge Breakfast What about a bit of trap? Yep, they're a great trap.

And it's not about how much I've got to do. How have we not done country? Oh, yeah. Yeah, but country is a bit... I'm so fatigued of country. I really am. Like, I'm starting to be like, okay, enough. Like, because I do love country,

but I think too many people have come on the bandwagon now, excuse the pun, but have gone, you know, like bandwagon. Where was the pun? Country bandwagon. Oh, right, okay. But, like, everybody's doing country now. It's too much. I might be the other.

one that thinks it but you're definitely not the only one Dan it's just like they've ruined it for me now I'm just like oh god yeah they have country FM I remember when I was in the States and it got to a point where you needed a cleanse of a different music genre

because I was like oh my god if some fucking dude sings about his pickup truck or his beer and some chicken fucking blue jeans I'm gonna drive this car off the road it was like guys find some more shit to sing about were you just singing the lyrics of the song then or were you making them up It was actually, like, ridiculous.

Like, I know a lot of the time we exaggerate, but that was no exaggeration. I had to, like, find a new genre. There was, like, a couple of pop artists that went country, and then everybody was like, oh, maybe we shall all do it. Fucking do your own thing. All right, we wrap this up.

Anyway. We're way too far, he be. Way. Oh, this will be your fucking. Legacy, can't.