The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS what happens in vegas stays in vegas

Episode Date: August 19, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the OnlyFans podcast with Clint Meg and Dan. It's not meant to be as explicit as the actual Only Fans, but most of the time it is. Welcome to The Only Fans, everybody, with myself Clint, Dan and Ash London. Ash is just telling us about the funniest show you've ever. Yes, HAC, KS. It's about a female comedian in her 70s, Deborah Vance, who lives in Las Vegas, and a comedy writer she hires who's like a by girl in her 20s, like a comedy writer.

And it's so funny. It's probably my favourite show of the last five years. But it's really hard to watch in Enzad. TV and Z Plus? Yeah, not the new season. Oh, because it's four seasons. So it must have been good. Or maybe they've put the fourth season up.

Or maybe it's the fifth. I'm waiting on. Either way, it's just so good. And some of the best comedy writing, you know, that I've seen in years. You both love it. Great. So good. And it's set in Vegas.

Which means it's real Vegas vibes So it's like she lives at a casino And there's just lots of fancy You know Oh Clint's like a dog with a bone He has to, he just cannot talk to us Until he's figured out What season we're up to

Have you got a Vegas story? Because I've got a Vegas story Or I got the worst Yeah I went for the Billboard Music Awards And I didn't sleep And I got married there actually with my co-host

and I don't remember much Oh yeah And Justin Bieber was on the treadmill next to me And so was And Nick Jonas was on the stepmaster Bloody hell So you were in the same gym As Nick Jonas

And Justin Bieber at the same time At the I think it was just the MGM Grand Hotel Gym So I've got two stories One of them is a friend of mine Do you know Michael He used to work in Australia I think Michael what His last name's Batty

Didn't he date PJ He dated Jason PJ for a while when she was in Melbourne Yes Okay maybe Anyway He has an amazing story About how he went to

We could get him on But he went into He was invited up by these girls That he was like chatting to And in a casino Not what I was dating PJ No this was years ago Years ago when he was in Australia

I think I've heard this story And were they escorts And they made them pay Something different? No, that's another story Okay sorry my bad Is that my story Who?

Jace Hawkins Maybe that's how yeah. Maybe that's how I know. Badi was with him that night. Okay, okay, great. Best mate. Anyway, so he was in Vegas and they got invited up to this thing and there was this big game of like private, what do you call it,

like blackjack being played with all the things. Roulette? No, it was blackjack and I think they were playing cards and they were on a break. And Badi went in there and there were those two girls that were there and they were like playing, he was playing around with the like chips and stuff because there was all chips dealt around the table. And he was like playing. around with them and they were playing like a fake game and he'd obviously like

changed chips and stuff and he'd taken some and then in walks all these guys like full like games like really like built guys there was like a couple of dudes they all had security they sit down and there's this big musty guy that sits down the end and he's like what the fuck's going on here and Betty was like oh we just came in here and we were like kind of oh I'd never touch people's chips it's like real money just like a pretend game or something I think so I don't know I don't know the end ins and outs of the whole thing, but it turned out that it was Dray

and it was his big, like, he was having this big thing, like this, he was holding this big tournament. What's he doing in Dr. Dre's hotel? I don't know how he got there. I don't know how he got there, but he was invited up by these two girls that were obviously hanging out with Dre. Yeah. And like

one thing led to another and this whole situation this whole big drama happened where Dre was like, what the fuck was all the chips and all that shit. I don't know if I should be telling the story now, I'm so telling it. and bleat the names. That's insane. Crazy. Yeah.

I don't think I'll ever go back to America now, though. I have no, I've no desire to, I just imagine myself getting taken by ice. Vegas is cool, though. I've had a really fun times when I've gone to Vegas. I like Old Vegas. You know the old town that's off the strip? We're the best night out there. That's for all the people that live in Vegas go.

Yes, and it's like, you know, $1 buy-ins. You still get the margaritas brought to you, the endless drinks. We ended up at this club, this like dark, dark, dingy, like, dance club, and we walk in and everyone was looking at us, and I was with my Asian friends who are, like, reeling into hip-hop. So it's me and, like, five Asian people, and we walk in, and all of these African-American people are looking at us, like, what are you doing here? But then the music started, and all my Asian friends knew, like, every word of every rap, so then they were, like, all the people were like, yeah, it was so, and they were, like,

my friend, you know, like, um, what's his name, Matthew Sim. It was the king of, the king of Vegas that night. man, Vegas was no good to me I remember we thought we were like getting our room upgraded as soon as we got there and we were like, yo, yeah, we got upgraded. Well, they said they were upgrading us but then we realized we were on the smokers floor

and then it was like, you could just the smell when the elevator's opened, I was like, and I mean, the reason why we probably didn't go complain is once you went into the room, it wasn't as bad as the hallway but it was just like people just obviously can just smoke in those rooms, it must be all on the curtains. It was a really nice, fancy room, but oh, the smell. And then, yeah, we ended up getting pulled into the time.

Oh, you accidentally bought into the timeshare. We bought a timeshare and it took us like two out of our three days to get in and out of. I still can't believe you allowed that to happen to you. I know. It was a long time ago. We're very young. And then we got our free tickets to Terry Fader, who was the winner of American, like, X Factor. Terry Fader.

And he was like a ventriloquist. Terry Fader sounds like the shettest night out. And you're in Vegas. Like you're in Vegas where there's just endless. Celine Dion. And we arrived in Vegas on Sunday And we left Wednesday And then we wondered why nothing was going hard

We're like, this is Vegas Even though it's the, you know, city that never sleeps But it definitely stays up later on Thursday, Friday, Saturday Which were the three days that we were there We were there the other four We went to one of those seafood, not a buffet It's like they bring the seafood in plastic bags It sounds gross but it's like a

I don't describe it So it's like a plastic bag And it's full of like prawn in a sauce and they put it in and they like mash it all around and then they just put plastic on the tables and you get a bib and you're just like munging bags of oh so it sounds both disgusting and delicious at the same time how many bags did you smash in Vegas well they were shut up I don't do drugs but bags of prawns multiple or they were like crayfish and shrimp and it was so cheap so like which sauce do you want I was like

fuck it all the sauces separately when I find out that seafood's cheap though that's one thing I don't skimp on Seafood should never be really cheap. Yeah but it's different if it's like deep fried. Yeah, yeah I guess so. If it's the seafood platter. Like fish and chips are different

but when you go out to a restaurant and the cheapest thing on the menu is like a seafood chowder. No, I'm not going to eat away from here that thing. If there's a seafood chowder on a menu I can't not order it. It's like chili or garlic muscles. It's my kryptonite. I have to order it. It's like a gelada shop. I have to get a lemon

gelada. What do we start talking about Vegas? I don't even know. Oh, because I was talking about hacks, which is set in Vegas. Set in Vegas. Right. Yeah, yeah. And it's so good. Chowder just makes me think of chunder.

Oh. And so when I see a chowder on the menu, I'm like, absolutely not. These little fuckers, I can't remember if it was just Meg, it was you and Meg. But she made a bet with me. It was Meg. Was it? And we were down in like, was it? Invercargo.

And I remember... It was Danied. I can't even remember what the bet was, but I remember losing it. And the punishment was you have to have a seafood chowder for breakfast like the next day but we had a real boozy night and stayed up too late and had too much to drink and I was pretty dusty

and then we showed up to this cafe and I just wanted like a greasy burger or bacon and egg or something and I had to have the chowder and she may be it did you get crusty bread to dip into it I can't remember I just remember looking at muscles in the morning

and I was like How did you go in Japan with the breakfasts? Oh the traditional ones not good not good We were like, let's do the traditional stuff and then you get fish with like a thousand bones inside it and this eel broth stuff where it's almost like you're eating like a

you know that green sludge that forms on pipes that are outside and you can see all the sludge it was like they put that in like a warm water with like some sort of like well I guess it was eel and it was just some of the stuff it was and Jamie and I stayed up again one night too late with a lot of Japanese whiskey

because it was so cheap And I had such a hangover And then the morning They started bringing in all this fish And eel and stuff And I tried to eat her Because I wanted to, you know Knock it to you try it

But fuck it was nasty I love it all And Adrian was like you He was just like I just want some toast And then I'd have to eat All of his pickled fish and stuff Because he'd gonna be worried

And the mackerel as well Like literally the smell of the mackerel Is the same smell As if we go out fishing with the old man And we cut open mackerel like bait And I'm putting it on my hook Rewend that for me now Yes there you go

I swear to God, it was like I was out fishing. I'm going to have a seeing cheese from Burger Fuel for lunch. I just decided. Happy for you. Really happy for you. You know that the other, going back to the day that Clint ate seafood chowder, when we were there, Rebecca Gibney from Packed to the Rafter, was in the same cafe.

Is she a Kiwi or an Aussie? I think she lives in Dunedin. She's got a house there. And I don't know why we were all daring each other, but then Clint and Meg dared me to go up to Rebecca Gibney and go, because it was a busy cafe and go, God, this is, this cafe's packed to the rafter. Oh, God, help me do this.

We were just coming. I think it was like, I completed my stupid dare or whatever was of having seafood charles. He just had a nice breakfast. I know. I know. He's like,

you're always trying to five bloody content while you're traveling on the road. And so Dan ended up pissing out. He went over and said hi and said he was a big fan. But then he couldn't do it. And then the worst of all was we left for like, you didn't do it because we made sure he was recording. And he goes, I couldn't, I couldn't.

But I'd go back in there and finish it. So then he weirdly had to go back in a second time, almost like he. thought of the gag, but he didn't the first time and he did it. She was lovely too Rebecca Gibney. This place, oh, it's great to see here. This place, surprise you got a table because it's packed to the rough. It wasn't. It wasn't

packed at all, ironically. It was like... Empty. Anyway, that was an embarrassing weekend. Great story. Yeah, that's it for the only fans this week. You can't watch HACT on TVNZ Plus unless you want to start at season three. See, that's the problem. We're not in Kenya.

Like, TVNZ, if you're listening, negotiate with whoever and get me the season. I've spent like two nights at home trying to watch it with all my friends are straight. We're like, ah, it's so good, it's so good. Yeah, they don't have the new season and they haven't got the first two. So who's starting at three?

What's the excuse there? Yeah, it seems like a real drop ball from somebody. Yeah, that's okay. Yeah. All right, guys. You're done. I've got stuff to do. Yeah, this is the second time that Ash has gone, you're done, and she's just done a slow fade out of the podcast.

And I'd say fair enough. It's just, I have too many. There's many jobs and... Yeah, how much is enough? Never. Because I need money. Yeah. Yeah, but then what?

For what? For my life. You're too busy working to spend it? Yeah, I got four mortgages. I was going to say, man. I was like, four mortgages? Yeah, we've sold two houses. Oh my God.

So you had six, now you've got four. Yep. And they're going to have to sell another one if she doesn't do more FM, Clint. So let her go. Okay, love you guys. Get out of here. Love you too. See you.

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