The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS whats on our mind?

Episode Date: September 19, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Not your mum's podcast, unless she's into absolute filth, in which case, respect. This is Clint Megan Dan's Onlyfans. Podcast, that is. Hey, everyone, welcome to The Only Fans podcast with Clint, Dan and Ash London. If you missed Friday show, you can always catch up on the radio show as well. Do you know what nut has it got, is Ash got in her mouth? Oh, yes, please.

Okay. Okay, is it mine or is it Dance? Okay, close your eyes. I'm going to put a nut in my mouth and you can tell me what nut it is. Close your eyes, Dan. You don't see the nut. Close your eyes, Clint.

Okay, the nut is in my mouth. Okay, you don't mean he'd be sucking it or chewing it. Oh, God. I feel her suck it. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. And now I'm going to bite it. Oh, you're busted! I reckon that's a macadamia.

Oh, no, what's those big Brazil? Brazil, Brazil. Yeah. Oh, my God, you guys know you're not. Yes. I have got a Brazil nut in my mouth. Okay. Now, you need to guess what's in my mouth.

Okay. Close your eyes. Hold on. Is it in there yet? Get out of it. He's undoing my belt. Imagine if he actually put your cock in his mouth. For the bit.

My mouth's not big enough, Ash. Got locked your... Oh, she's, we've come out of the gates. We're going to play that game and we have to close our eyes and say what comes into our mind for the first time. Okay. Okay.

I need silence. Okay, shush. Clint. Jaw-free. Jor-free. Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones. But honestly, get everything out of your head because you'll...

Oh, go. Ash, London. Sinking stones in the lakes of fire. Wow. That is deep. That was deep. You do read a lot. Dan.

He's Minge. Who's Kirk Douglas? I don't know. He's thinking of Charlie Kirk. That's like Kirk's on his mind. And then Kirk Douglas is that, um, is their actor. And then Michael Douglas. I think Michael Douglas says Kirk does his son.

Esh. Really? Singing in the finging. And maybe that's a nutty professor where he's at. Michael Douglas. Mark Douglas, the only white man that ever made me moist. I admit, Mark Douglas. You know the grandma?

I don't know what he's talking about. He can be talking French right now. Honestly, what he looks like on. Michael. Is he the one that was with Catherine Zeta Jones? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was in basic instinct, which was kind of my sexual awakening. His dad?

Because Kirk Douglas is... Clint! You're sexy things. Yeah, Michael Douglas is a son of legendary. He was still doing it. I did a Clint then. He's got really stuck on the details. Okay, close your eyes.

Shush, shush. Dan. Cap and old city, cunt. Yeah, see, he just. It's not even making sense. Ash London. Singing in the finger. I just keep going singing in the finging.

Where we're there. Rababababibia. Robababoo. Who's? Damn. Cambodia. I've played football in Cambodia. Did you?

Why? Yeah. It was like an outreach, Christian outreach thing. Oh, that's a good idea. Okay, here's a new game. I got so much to say about it. So we do the game what we're playing, but then the person that asks the question, or says the name and the other person says the thing

and then you have to start a conversation with that word. One of us needs to come up with a story about what's being said but then you've got to actually say proper words. Okay. Oh gosh, no one's going to try not to just clear your heads first because you don't want to be. Dan. Hate.

One of my most hated things is when someone does something and they really bad or something that they don't deserve and they get away with it. Yeah. They get away and this, yeah. Well, see, mine is double standards and doing something for someone and not for somebody else. Oh, that came from your childhood. Yeah, from only having one brother and mum making sure, like, literally everything.

Everything in life when we grew up was 50-50. So does that mean that you, when you negotiate your contract, you say, no, I want Dan and Meg and me to all be on the same? Yeah, and they go, we can't afford to do that with all of them. Yeah, so I'll just take all the money. Yeah, and then you did a good person will go, I'll just go and what Dan's on then. and give the excess to what the producers are earning. He's to sell his house, sell the pool. I think the reason why that probably worked with,

like, friends comes to mind. And I remember David Schwimmer, him saying to Matt LeBlanc's, well, his character, you know, Chandler. If I just do Chandler and Ross, when they were looking to negotiate the deal, Ross goes, guys, I think for us to have longevity in this, we need to all go in in a combined front and say we all need to be paid the same and be super transparent.

No one's ever earning more than anyone else. And Chandler goes in this interview, I was like, shit, yeah, David Trimble was the only one who really had a profile going in. And he was like, I want to get paid while you're getting paid. And it worked out for them. And maybe that was the reason why there was no animosity and they had so much longevity of success. It makes perfect sense. It happened in Australia with like Hughes and Kate, so Dave Hughes and Kate Langbrook.

And she knew that he was earning more. So, and then like, but he didn't know. So then she mentioned it and kind of blindsided him and then they went in together and said, no, we need to be paid more. But he was mortified because he's just like, we'd never discussed it before, which I think it is why it's important for a lot of women

to be open about what you're able. Should we do that this one? Clint's doing his contract negotiations now. Maybe we should go in together and just say we want the same. I suppose the tricky thing would be and the argument would be is like, there are so many other variables

about whether male and female and the pay equality thing is clearly something that needs to be addressed. but based how long somebody's been there and their manager and how hard they've negotiated. It's what you bring into the show on right now. No, no, totally.

I totally agree. But I'm like, therefore that is probably, like how do you then go, like let's say your agent goes too thin now and goes, Ash is going to go back to Australia if she doesn't get X, whatever. And then you end up getting a decent salary for that.

Then Dan and I, Dan and I now, and they know that if that happens, they've got to pay Dan and I the same, then doesn't that also then limit your... Everyone kind of loses. Yeah, or we all win, but only one can be true, right? So you've got to roll that dice on that as well. I reckon we should just all get what I get.

Then I'd be a bit happier. You get what you get, you don't get upset. Yeah. But I agree. But I agree. It keeps it annoying me. Listen, let's go in right now to Leon's office and say, I'll have what Dan's having.

I don't know what you're having. I'm having. Less than you, yes. I think it's one of those things. I totally agree with you. The fact that Dan could have been, like... Still hasn't had an answer. Dan's only been here two years.

So I don't know what Dan's being paid. But I would guarantee... He's been on it for so much long, guys. He had more contract than that. For everyone listening, Dan... He left, though. He actually came back. It sets back to zero when I came back.

He came back. But I would say, without even knowing what Dan gets paid, that he would be grossly underpaid for how valuable, I believe, personally, he is to the shop. We're done, aren't we? Yeah. Sorry. Oh, no, it's Friday.

Fuck. What does that mean? Oh, don't bring it up, Ash. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Don't you, the one that brought it up? Oh, yes. I still hear. I thought better leave you with tear the eyes.

Guess the fight was that smell. A stinky mystery for us to wonder. Guess the fuck. How many people do you think? Get about halfway through this podcast. It's a bunch of dribble, and then they just skipped to the end for the fart. Probably a lot. We went to, Bible verses, payer quality.

They might have skipped from there. Yeah. Now, I'm here to do a fart if you want. Oh, yeah? Yeah, Mike, that'd be great. No, I'm not going to do it. What would Mike Hosking's fart smell like? Cash.

Just the smell of money. Yeah, yeah. Just be a, what, because he puts cash off. Oh, no, maybe he's got a real tight-ass. Do you really need to need a tight-ass? I reckon he can't be a tight-dice if you're driving a fancy car. He spends order. He's got like Balenciaga tops.

Has he? Yeah, yeah. Did you say that Balenciaga bracelet that was going around for five grand and it was a roll of tape? Yeah. It was a roll of tape. You know that you just put chuck your hand through, being an idiot. But it's got Balenciaga written on the inside

and it's meant to challenge the stereotypes of what is fashion. Oh, yeah. Five grand for a roll of tape. Wow. I had Balenciaga sneakers once and I was at the shop and Adrian refused to get excited for me. And I was like, come on, I'm buying Valencia. And he was like, I don't care.

They're disgusting. the ugly things I've ever seen I'm not getting excited for you. I agree. So, yeah, in hindsight, they were foul. So I called my friend Violet. I'm like, I'm getting the Belizziaga sneaker. She's like, yes, girl, yes, go.

And then I bought them. It was like, yes. How much were they? I'm not going to say, no. It's more than $1,000? Fuck me. Wow. And guess what?

Sold them a year later. For more? No. Lost money on them, but they were so heavy that every time I walked, I got sore knees. What's the most amount? What's the stupidest amount of money you've paid for something? I can't, I don't want to.

Oh, vinyl. I've spent silly amounts on... No, no, but not collectively, but on like one thing where you just were like walked away, going... No, like one vinyl. I brought one. Ridiculous amount. Okay, you go first. What was it? I brought a Bob Dylan vinyl. My wife doesn't even know about this.

I spent $1,500. You did not. $1,500? I don't feel bad now. No, neither. Oh, jeez. At least I... But now there's the good thing, and now it's worth about $7. thousand dollars Oh shut up

Sell it tomorrow What's wrong with you Because it keeps going up Why is it so Why is it worth so much Well actually 7000 maybe pushing it It maybe like four and a half So why

It's an original pressing of one of his first albums And it's in really good condition And I yeah Like when I purchased it for $1,500 That was a bargain I remember being like that's A really good price for that And is it verified like you know it's definitely

Yeah it's full like verified and stuff Okay What about you? I've never told anyone except my wife and she told me never to tell anyone What was it first? I bought a pair of sunglasses for my 40th birthday to myself Sunglasses, okay, so easily sat on, broken, scratched.

No, I used to have a lot of pairs And then I found this one pair of... Sunlasses, did Tom Ford's very, very... Oh, I've seen you wearing these, I think. Tom Ford's about the most expensive sunglasses you can get on this planet. More than a thousand? Oh, that'd be way more. I think they're like closer to five.

No, you can't get $5,000, at the most, there will be $2,000. Oh, for a few. There wouldn't be more, but over 1,000 is disgusting. 1,200. 1,200 on sunglasses. Oh, that's fine. No, not sunglasses. At least I'm wearing them every day.

Your record's just sitting there doing nothing. Do you still have them? Yeah. Do you still wear them? Yeah. Are they scratched or anything? No, they keep them in their case. Like, every time they're not on my face, they're in their case.

And do you wear them for, like, special sunny occasions? No, every day. Yeah. I have some other cheapy ones If I know I'm going to the beach or something I'm like, I don't want to scratch it. Yeah, fair cool. Next time over at Clint's house,

I'm going to find that case in farting it. That is, please can we do that? You're never coming over to my house now. Please can we do that. Okay, now it's Ash's turn. I'm not. I'm not. We just played. I'll have to lie then.

No. How much were the shoes? No, I've done way worse than that. Worse than the show, the Belenziaga shoes. Yes. Okay. Wow. Okay, you tell us, and I promise you I'll beep it.

If it's, if it's, if it's, stupid and we know you're going to get in trouble with your husband here. Hey you've treated just you weren't that money you're allowed to treat you? It was a present for Adrian. Okay. Oh is it as and he doesn't know? Oh I've seen as where he's got a really fancy watch. Does he know what you pay? At the time I lied to him

so he doesn't know. He found it eventually. Okay I'll be bad. What brand is it again? Um, Brightling. Oh you brightling. I know but you can't I'll tell you guys. Yeah. But you have to promise to swear. Why don't I? I'll turn the mics off when you tell us so you know that I'm not going to do you dirty. I'll turn them off.

You'll tell us the amount. I'm going to turn them straight back home. I promise. Okay, promise. I'm in the Bible. Watch, yes, swear. Okay, here we go. Mike's off.

Oh, my God. That's the amount of glasses I can buy. Wow. I'm just on the website now. They're so expensive they don't even put the price on there. Oh, my. Yeah, because if they did, people would scare people off. But this is why, because I knew the following things.

I knew I would never earn as a lot. much money that I was earning at the time I knew that we'd have kids soon I knew that he would never in his whole life buy that for himself and I knew that he would pass it on if we had a son I knew he'd it was like an heirloom so I was like this is the only time in my whole life I can

do this for him I don't even pay that much for my wife's engagement ring but that's the thing to me I was like well men spend that on women's diamond rings and men often will never get something that's like something they can pass down through the generations how we all spend our money on different things

Some people will piss it away on pokies. Some people will save it up for holidays and other people. I think that's more acceptable in the sunglasses because you can't pass sunglasses down. Exactly. I used to go out of fashion. Whatever, I was in time years older. He can have them when I die. I actually think the worst of everyone is the final.

$500 for a final. It appreciates it goes out. Can you do play it or you can't play it? I've never played it. It's not one of those ones. You've never played it and you can play as music on Spotify. You actually yours is the dumbest. But it's a collector's item

It's not for playing I didn't purchase it I will never put it on a But will you ever sell it? No It'll be George's one day I'll leave no money You didn't have to look at

Hey fuck up You've been 17 glad to watch Okay Gets my father already Dickens You fucking don't Well no No he's been

Oh fuck Right Game took too long There you go I thought that I'll leave you with scary eyes Guess I thought what's that smell Have a great weekend See you guys

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