The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS which celeb could you beat in a fight?

Episode Date: November 24, 2025

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I'm going to under my pants. Great. It means it's going to be a good podcast. I just had that whole smoothie. And smoothies feel young, don't they? I don't like. Now, here's the thing. Here's a great start to the podcast.

I don't like a smoothie. Fair enough. I can understand why you win. It's not, and it's to say, I put it in the same space as a soup. They're not satisfying. Whenever I have a soup or a smoothie, I'm never like, hmm, that was delicious. I'm always, I cast them as a drink at best.

It's because you want to chew and you're not getting the satisfaction of the chew. It's the mastication that I'm missing. No, but that's why you need, like boba or stuff that has little bits of, like little gel bits in the bottom or something. When I'm slurping, I don't want to have a surprise of a big bit going, ball in my mouth. You know, like I don't want, I just like to chew. You just sue me. I like to eat in the traditional sense. Well, they say that when you have a smoothie, you're supposed to chew it because it helps your, it tells your stomach acids and stuff, it gets them going so digestive properties. Yeah. And I think we're blending too much now. It's going to get to the

point, it's going to get to the point, I reckon in probably 20 years where there'll be a blended like roast dinner option. You know, where people will be like, oh, I've got no time, because We're all rushing, you know, and everything's blended. Just, I'll have it on the go. Let's sit down and eat. I think there's, like, this belief that if it's a smoothie, it's good for you. True, that's not always. Some of them are like, there that you like that is so much sugar.

When I found out they make a tank mango with ice cream, and I didn't know that, and I was like, what the hell? That's why it's so delicious. If you check the tanks and the boosts and, like, the calories and shit, you'll be like, oh, boy. You know what I am here for, though? A frozen yogurt. Absolutely, yeah.

I'd say I would put frozen yogurt above ice cream because just the creaminess and the frozenness. Yeah, but it's also got a tang, like sometimes it's a tartness to it. There's a place near my mum's house and it's a strawberry farm and they've got it at the front of it. It's like, and it only opens in strawberry season. A real fruit ice cream or frozen yogurt. I almost bought one of those.

You can buy them, the machines. Well, guys, you know we're all getting one very soon. We don't know when it's coming, but we're all. all getting a green pan. Oh my God. What is the first? Are we going to make a slushy first or a soft surf first? I saw in the video they just poured a bottle of rosé into the top

and then it made rosé slushy. I'm like, isn't that easy? My goodness. I'm going to be freezing and blending everything over summer. You know how before off air maybe I said I'm going to think I'm just not into drinking anymore? Now that I've remembered the frosé, I'm back on drinking. Yeah.

Is it now this thing, because I've seen these ones, the ninja one we talked about the other day and it's like this is not the one we're getting sent. But there's one where it's viral online. You put anything in it in a freezer. Can I make ice cream in it? Yes. And then put that in the freezer and it keeps. I don't know.

Because I'm like, I don't want it instantly. Maybe I want to make a whole batch of ice cream. Can I do that? Or do you have to eat it as it's made? Well, all I know is that it goes from fresh to frozen in as little as 15 to 30 minutes. So it's not like, that's good when you've got a kid. Because my son is, you're going to obsess with ice cream. It's because I make them just like how mold in the freezer.

and he doesn't understand so I make a coconut and berry thing. Put it in and he's like, is it ready yet? A minute later, I'm like, bro. I know you're only four, but surely you understand the mechanics are freezing shit. I'm going to need more than a minute.

But this, I don't need much more than a minute. Hey, who do you, which celebrity do you think you could beat in a fight? Like, you like proper, like you waste them. Ariana Grande. Yeah, I reckon you could. She's tiny seeing her on the prison. someone, your gender.

Who's the guy that plays Tyrion Lannister, that little fella? The funny thing is I knew that's exactly what he was going to say. Peter Dinkley, Jay-Dinkley. The thing is, because he's probably very strong, but what I'd do is I'd just hold him at arm's length and he'd be swinging with his little arms.

Okay, who's the most impressive celebrity that you think you could still be in the fight? You answer to one. I've given my two answers. Like beating a Denzel Washington. that'd be impressive. You beat up Denzel. He's old now.

He's old now. Eric, I could beat up Denzel Washington. If you said that, people would say, you beat up Denzel. But Liam Mason will be the same age, but you couldn't beat Liam Mason. I think actually Peter Dinklage would probably beat me in the end. But if I could just keep him at arm's leg. He'd be shiftyer. Yeah, he'd be quick on his little feet.

But I'd think if I held him away with my arm... Because I've got longer arms than him. Denzel's 70. I'm definitely beating him up. I don't reckon. If I had to. He's done more training than you. Old man wiry strength.

You know how some old. men have really I can be any female celebrity because they're all so skinny now that they're just so weak and frail you know what I mean? Like Emma Stone I'll take her Yeah

Do we get any training? Because I've like I think if any of us No because I think if Denzel doesn't know about it And he doesn't get any training Then you don't get training So I don't know like in two weeks I'm fighting Denzel Washington in the ring I just have it sprung upon me

You say a name and they literally get him up out of a seat And put him in the ring with you And you're just like What you are now what he is now. So I know I've got this fight coming up that I pick someone out of thin air. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I've trained for two weeks. So I've got a bit of... No, I think you just arrived

at a venue and there was a boxing ring there and you go, who's fighting tonight? And then they go, you are, Dan. You go, oh shit, what do you mean? No, I can't fight it. And they go, pick any celebrity and we'll get them in the ring. So you're obviously going to pick someone you're going to beat. But you want to pick someone... You want to pick someone where it's impressive. Who's that, Vern Troia. That's who I'd have, that little guy that plays

what about Kevin Hart, because he's short, but strong. No, he'd be fit. I reckon Kevin. Yeah, he'd easily beat me. Yeah. And he's quite, have you seen it? He's quite, like, he's in great shape.

He's in good neck. Yeah, no, definitely not Kevin Ha. Ha. Ha. That is. That is a Vietnamese cousin. What about a Jack Black? Do you reckon he's, he's in Kung Fu Banders? Who knows?

He'd get puffed. You'd be able to gas him out a little bit because he'd get puffed quite easily because I don't think he's that fit. No, I'm fit. I'm fit. I just don't have the strength. Is my face going all red because I run my eyes and I feel like my face is unfollow?

A little bit, yeah. Okay, which celebrity do you reckon would absolutely have you a number? What does that mean? Like, would absolutely lay you out in 30 seconds. Anyone but Turin Lannister at the coming grander. Too ridiculous.

True. Yeah. I think even, like, Tyrion could be climbing like a pole and, like, choke me out. Like he'd get his arms around my neck and, like, pull me down. Like mini me? Yeah, but I think Ariana Grande

She'd have very little Like Do you reckon you could beat up You know who I reckon to be impressive To beat up To be able to say I bet Arnold Schwarzenegger He's 78

So he's almost 80 You could no You could beat up I think Arnold Schwarzenegger And then you're that guy Who Yeah and usually Bodybuilders aren't very agile

They just got it picking up heavy things I'm looking at him though Even for 80 He's still a bit of a unit If I'm honest I don't know if you would be at him Who's that guy that was in the wheelchip? Stephen Hawking.

Peep, peep, okay, we're done. Are we done? We don't know. What about Andrew Garfield? Nah, he's Spider-Man. Yeah, but that was years ago. Nah, he would thrash me. I don't think you would.

Have you seen him lately? He's very sland. What about Rob Pattinson? Absolutely not. What about, like, Jonathan Bailey? No, he'd get me, he'd get me. Okay. What about, um...

Murieless. I'd be going... I didn't do. And then after that... And then after that, Dan, even though it'd be a puff door, it could still beat David Attenborough. They're like, and now we're celebrating because I've just beaten Marguerles. And then they go,

is David. I'm fucking how I'm gas now. What about Tom Hanks? You can beat Tom Hanks. He's old now. He's got diabetes, hasn't he? So I'd just start him with sugar before the start of the fight. CHEBT won't give me a list of celebrities that you could be in a fight then. I'm so powerful now without your insulin, are you? Tom.

Clint Eastwood? He's 88. You could beat him. Beating up one of the greatest guys of like the country Western era. I can't believe that's... I reckon you'd have Ian McAllen as well, Dan. Easy. Magneto. Is he alive? Yeah, he's alive. Yeah, he's alive. He's alive. He's alive. Still alive.

Do you reckon you could beat up Shawshank Redemption, Morgan Freeman? Yeah, he's frail. He's old. Yeah? Yeah, anybody old, I think I could be. Clint Eastwood now looks old enough that I wouldn't want to have sex with him. That's sad. Oh, really?

Because up until now I would have, up until recently. I reckon, let's say. Clint Eastwood 2000. Did you know who I would not want to fight? Jackie Chan. I know he's an actor, but he does a lot of his own stunts. That guy, and he was a crying, he's not like an actor. He's one of the greatest martial arts people of all time.

You can't say he does his own stunts. You need to say he does his own acting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But also, like, the amount of bones that guy has broken, I watch some, like, highlight real of him on the set, like falling off buildings and then, like, landing on roofs, and then the ground, then he gets up and runs. It's like he's made of rubber or something.

Yeah. Yeah, I definitely don't want to fight Jackie Chan. What about Ryan Reynolds? Because he seems like his old bark and a bait. Yeah. Yeah, can he be easier to fight? Like, I don't know how often he's wearing that, Deadpool costume once the mask goes on, right?

Like you go him, but you wouldn't go huge a year. No, and I don't think you'd go Sylvester Stallone, even though he's 75. No way. No, I don't want to fight Rambo. As if, he'll kick your ass. No, thank you. I reckon Elon Musk as well. You'd have Elon Musk in a fight, Dad, he's a weirdos.

Yeah, you could flick him over. He'd be so high on drugs he wouldn't be able to see. You know, it'd be impressive, and he's old now. I think he's almost 80. Chuck Norris. If you said you could Chuck Norris, beat Chuck Norris. Time waits for no man, unless that man is Chuck, Chuck Norris.

He waits for no mess. Chuck Norris breathes ear five times a day. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until they give them the information he wants. Did you Google Chuck Norris jokes? My favourite. You spell Chuck Norris and Scrabble. You win forever.

My favourite Chuck Norris joke is how many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them. All of them. My favourite is, yeah. Chuck. You know, you definitely aren't googling yours, Ash. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his footbro the speed of sound.

That's so dumb. That's the dumbest one. I actually liked Ash's one better than you freestyle. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad. He's never cried. Oh, that's so bad. That's a good one.

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