The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS Who's joining the club?

Episode Date: September 2, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Dumb chat, bad decisions, zero shame. If that sounds like your vibe, you're in the right place. This is Clint Megan Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Yeah, Dan, eh? Thank you, Dan. Welcome to The OnlyFans with myself, Clint. Dan and Ash London.

We're currently discussing if I'm going to order some Uber Eats for my breakfast because I didn't, I was a bit late today, so I didn't eat. Where do you know we were talking about Uber Eats? I think it was DoorDash. the other day. I think we were going to do it on the show maybe tomorrow, but of stuff your parents have done, like boomery stuff. And there was a... That was so good.

Reddit thread where someone said that their mum ordered DoorDash but accidentally just ordered it to another restaurant. So she must have been like tossing and turning between either restaurant A and restaurant B and then must have, I don't know, Chuck the address. How does it happen? If you go

home and then you're up the top is where you put your address in, she's just gone up the top and put in like, you know, Rudy's bagel shop and then not realize that it's then set her address to Rudy's bagel shop and so she's gone and ordered food

from Rich Renee and sent it to be from Mickey's bagel shop and it's done that it's not ideal at all is it? I mean I've had that before when you're at like a mate's house and you're like oh I'll order some food or whatever so you're punched in their address

and then you forget to change it back to yours when you go and order the second time now thankfully I think it says are you sure you want to send to this address whereas before I would just do it so yeah I got to Phillips Cafe doing Buy One

Get One Free Bacon and Eggs on Toast That would bring it down To $11 each If someone wanted to go halves It was big No, you've all brought food My wife made my lunch

It's not a money thing for me I have a wife Yeah, you should If I was you I'd be a lesbian Well that would make sense I think I might get that And then I'll be like

I'll say to my husband Hey babe, I got you some bacon and eggs on toast And he'd say you're such a good That'll get you in the good books With the boss Yeah You can do that

Yeah I actually ordered My wife flowers Last Friday and I forgot I'd done it because I'd ordered it like four days earlier and it showed up on a Friday and I walked inside and she just threw her arms around me and then started crying and I was like oh no what's happening what's going on what's going on I hate ladies and I was like yeah and my daughter was there

and she was like she starts she's very good and she's in tune being like oh someone's upset what's going on and so she gets to alert and she sort of slowly walks over looking at me with those is everything all right eyes and I'm looking at her with I don't really know And then Cam goes, oh, it'll be the flowers dad Because she'd seen them when she came home from school And then my wife said, yeah, it was And then she was just all like, thank you so much for thinking of me

And I was like, oh, that was worth every cent Did you get a good one in that night, Clint? They've been worth their money Put it that way since they arrived. I'm happy for you. You know what? They worked so well, I ended up setting up a subscription. So every two weeks, they just show up.

And I still can't get a fucking, excuse me. I'm going to redo that. Don't edit it out, but I'm just going to let people know them trying to have better language. And I still can't get a present from my husband for my birthday, which was a month and a half ago. I'll go and talk to him. But I'm serious. I'll go, hey. What the hell?

I know you're my boss, but I think you should be treating your woman better. Should I do that? I don't need an expensive present. I just need like an acknowledging, even a card. He didn't even get me a card. Do you want me to go and do it now? I'm actually, I've had that before as well, as where my wife is one of those people who she will organize somebody's like birthday

and she'll sort this and that out and her love language is like acts of service and doing things for people and I remember when it was like her birthday or Mother's Day I'd like take the kids out and make sure that I've given them a certain amount of money and I go you buy whatever you think, mum will love and it's all very personal or whatever

and then I remember when my one rocked around whatever maybe my birthday or whatever Jay didn't do anything the kids didn't have anything and it was it hit different because I'm like that's your thing Like you're, and then it just didn't. So we had a bit of a chat about that.

That's exactly like us because Adrian does not care for birthdays and celebrating. But I love it. I love buying presents and giving presents and making bits. So, you know, like I'll often make the effort for him even though it goes to waste. And usually he's really good, but like it's been nearly two months. Yeah, and it got a little be in my bonnet as well about it. Because I was like, it doesn't matter. And I have the things that I need and whatever.

And it's not about tit for tat because I did this. I expect this. But I think the more I thought about it, the more I was like, I'm going to have to bring that up and be like, hey you know what this hurt more because it's the thing you do for everyone

and then you just completely blank me on it and so we had a bit of a chat about it and then she went overboard for my 40th and it was incredible and then I found out what she spent on some things

and I was like Jesus baby we're going to be paying that one for a while yeah like the DJ which you know when you're already

an incredible spot with your mates and stuff you can just chuck music on you have a good time although in saying that this guy. Didn't you get a DJ that, like, played an instrument? He played the saxophone while DJ.

So he's playing a sex. And that's like two grand, probably? At least. Yeah, if we got a deal, he would have been. And so he was incredible. And to be fair, the vibe of that night was really due to his live saxophone playing and playing and DJing and feeling the crowd and stuff. It was amazing.

When Jay told me, almost died. You know, Adrian had divorced me if I did that. I've started planning my 40th. but I'm already having to be like, okay, do I need, because it's like going to, yeah, it's the cost, really. But I've got a lot of friends in Australia, and I'm like, oh, they're not going to come over. But if they come over, I can't then expect them to pay for accommodation. Like if I, like, I was going to rent a house and be like everyone just paid, like, like you did. But if my mates are coming over and paying for flights, I can't then be like,

and we're all going to chip in for a comm, I'd have to. Unless it's one of those things where you go, all right, the accommodation's on me. And if there's a bar or a restaurant accommodation and everyone picks up their own, like, drinks and stuff, so they can go as hard or as chill as they want, but at least they know the weekend when they arrive they're not going to have to fork out for anything unless they want it. Extra booze, yeah. You know, Clint, you've been talking about your wife, Jamie,

and how amazing, you know, she is and you are to her. And I feel like Ash, you feel like your husband has been dropping the ball a little bit. A little bit, yeah. What could he be doing better? Just get me a birthday present. I think I've made that pretty. Something specific. Have you cut anything out like my mum used to do when we were kids?

she'd cut stuff out of the brochure and then she would put it on the fridge. I think he should know me. Oh, is that him now? Great. I'm just trying to get him on the phone to see. I feel like he should be answering to us. We can see him through the glass as he screens our call. Your call has been forwarded to voice mail.

That's how much he doesn't care about your relationship. He doesn't know we're calling about that. It doesn't matter. Like, you know, I'm up at every morning 4 a.m. for his. station and he's a great husband most 90% of the time I just can't but now it's like it's got to the point where it's like well I don't want a present because it's going to be a forced thing that you've just like enforced to get and you know the only way he gets out of trouble maybe needs to think about this is like say he surprises you with like your mom arriving on

Friday and she was staying for the weekend or maybe he flies over your best girlfriend yes I'm better good best girlfriend okay well back I'm back and then he's like this whole time he had teed it up months ago but the only weekend the girls could do was like the 5th and 6th of September or whatever and so the whole time he was looking My best friends are definitely coming

to have a great girls weekend with me and we're going to go to the spa we're going to get many pennies and I'm not going to do any parenting all weekend my besties are coming and this whole time he's had to just wear the brunt of your angst knowing that it's all going to be

egg on your face when the girls show up I can't wait to see my besties and the coming business class They're going to love that. Yes, they are. Oh, thank you guys. I'm really looking forward to this week. And then he goes, ha ha.

Shame on you. Now, Amy and Sarah, or whatever your friend's names are. That's one of them is Sarah? Is it? Shut up. And Amy, she feels like you've really pulled back since you've moved New Zealand. But yeah, they will be like, oh my God,

we wish we could have been every birthday weekend, but it's the only weekend we can sync up our calendars. Then you realize, oh, the whole time he had it. Okay. He had it the whole. Why did you tell him? I'm surprised when Ra and Claudia, Rise, Sarah.

Get off the plane at Auckland Airport. What's Ra's real name? Sarah. Don't be bagging my bestie. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm just arguing. She's a better woman than you'll ever be.

I don't know. Have you seen me in high heels? Ra's also so hot. She's my... She's, she's... She's stunning. You'd think she's hot. She's your type, actually.

She's... No, that's Georgia, but she's a half Mauritian. So she's like a big eyes and like... You're kind of a bit darker skin than you actually. Oh, I love. I love big eyes. I'll give you... All right, man.

You know my wife hates flowers? Like, she loves flowers. No, don't get me wrong. Because they die. But whenever I get them, she'll be like, why I just spend the money? So she'll be like, she loves flowers. Because it's going to die. But I think part of them... If you got them for free, she'd love them.

Oh, gorgeous. But if she always goes, like, I want to waste money. What don't you just say, we had an opportunity, make it sound like you still put effort in, to go to this flower place and pick up free flowers so I drove all the way and got them

for a bargain yeah and you got petrol because then she gets free flowers but they weren't just dropped off at work and you'll know you may as well have them you've got to somehow weave in an effort somewhere whilst also not having to pay for them so then she's like oh my god free flowers you love them twice

what is it about flowers I've never understood the flowers thing like if I got to both have flowers I'd be like fuck boring it's the smell of them and the fact that they were like you know For a short period of time only You have to really enjoy them While they're fresh and in bloom

But isn't that like I'd rather enjoy it forever Like you'd be better to get me If I was wanting a gift Like something that I can go Oh Hannah got me that And I know forever that She got it for me when I was 37 or whatever You know?

Fair enough Yeah but then maybe that's an expensive thing I suppose flowers are expensive But I guess maybe every time you walk into Like the living room And you see them Then she's reminding Oh Clint got me those

And then when she has clients over there Oh I love your flowers Actually, I got on my husband bought me those. So you keep getting... Oh, I love the necklace you've got on. Same thing. My husband got me there. I used to get, when Adrian prints, like we'd always buy a print.

So if we went somewhere, a city we loved, we'd always buy a print, and then we'd frame it and put it up in the house. And then it's like that's, we got that in Italy, we got that in London. It's so nice. So I think for Father's Day, I've found this thing. I think it's not this thing. Both our names are A, right, Adrian and Ash. And I always say to Buddy, how lucky are we?

and I found this print and you can buy a digital download and print it yourself and get it framed and it's like the ace of hearts so it's got two A's on it it's like a big playing card Ace of Hearts on it

and then it says in beautiful script written over it How Lucky Are We? It's like the perfect gift A and A How Lucky We? Thank you. Amazing present

But now it's like I don't get it He still owes me Ash and Adrian Ace of Hearts Yeah I get the two A's but what's the How Lucky Are We? I always that's my catchphrase

I'm always saying it to buddy How lucky are we? And our buddy says, like, if I make him his favorite breakfast, he'll always say, how lucky are we? It's so cute. I think every family should have a family mantra. That's a good one. My kids go, oh, this is the life.

Oh, that's so sweet. That's a good one. I think we were doing it when they were young. We'd sort of just finished putting the pool in, and we were just like, and then COVID her. So we were just stuck at home, and we'd be like, oh, this is the life. And so now the kids will do stuff. My daughter will have a little mock tail, and she's in. Turn her dogs on a beanback

And it'll be like summer school holidays And she'll go Ah, this is the life She ain't wrong, bitch ain't wrong Yeah I can't wait for summer Bring it on summer Yeah God it's been a very brutal winter

I think it's been fine No it's been pretty Horrendous sickness everywhere The sickness has been brutal It's been quite cold Miserable rain I don't think it's been that rainy I moved to Elterra thinking

It's going to be disgustin And it was a bit grey but not as cold as Melbourne We had actually recently over the last month it probably had a couple of really like crisp but beautiful clear sky days

My favourite day when it's crisp But the sky is blue Oh heaven Yeah we're being lucky in that regard See how lucky are we Yeah That is a good mantra Do you have a mantra or not yeah

Because George is No we have our one And no one gets left behind That's actually good in general No but like Shit where's George And this is actually quite sad But the one time I lost

We almost lost Kimmy up a tree And our family mantra is no one gets left behind And that fucking cut me deep That I didn't know where Kimi was And we'd left him behind It can't always know where a cat is That's the whole idea of a cat No but he always comes home

He sleeps inside He's at home at 5pm every night Cute Yeah so he comes home Has he got a little cat clock on his wrist He pretty much does He knows when my car arrives He doesn't know other kids

cars, but when I come and he knows this dad's car. And he got left behind that day up a tree. Does he still where the massive GPS collar? Yeah, he's got a GPS collar, so I know. I can tell you exactly where he is right now. What's he doing right now? That is so funny. Because I watched a thing where they did put GPS tracking on these cats,

and they asked their owners, like, how far do you think your cat goes overnight? And they're like, oh, I don't know, like down the end of the street. Oh, you'll be surprised. And they show the GPS and they've walked like 10 kilometres. Wow. And come home. Yeah. He's just at home.

He's sitting at home right now. Inside? He's living. Is that enough? Only fans to your team? Yeah, I think we're talking about the location of my cat right now. I've covered a lot of stuff. I've asked this before, but I checked this week,

and the last review or rating that anyone's given this podcast was four years ago. Actually. Someone needs to do a new rating. It still says, need that DMR fix. Is that Dom Megan Randall? Because you used to be Randall. Randall. Randall.

Yeah, for the new listeners, there was a Clint already working at the radio station when I started, so I had to go by my last name. Yeah, no one speaks to that show anymore. DMR. Sounds like DEMX. It was funny because then people would be like,

but your last name is Randall because I never liked it. And I'm like, I don't even feel like I'm talking about myself when I say, Randall. Do you know there's, Kate Langbrook is a famous broadcaster in Australia? But this is a great story. And her husband's her husband's surname is Lewis, and she's got three kids. Or five kids.

Three kids. And she called her son Lewis. Lewis Lewis. Really? That's like Tony, Tony, Tony. Louis Lewis. That's so cool. Wow.

Lewis Lewis. That's like Philip Phillips. Wasn't he in American Idol? That was a Philip. Louis, yeah, I guess it's a cool. Not all kids could pull it off. I reckon the wife must be cool. Because that feels like something a dude would pitch.

And then she's like, yeah, if that's what you want, bad, whatever. Kate's the coolest chicken whole world. She'd have to be. Thank you, okay. Yeah, all right. Love you guys. See you later. Good to have you there.

All right. And we'll keep working on the AB present for your birthday thing. Yeah, thank. I don't want it now. I'm going to go and talk to him after this. Yeah, but whatever he gets now, I'm going to be like, you were forced to get that. So let's just put the money towards my 40th. He called back before.

Right and. Claudia. Claudia. I'm calling him now. There he goes. He's looking down. He sees the phone. Hello, Adrian speaking.

Fuck your ideas up, man. Okay, you've got a lovely wife that is there. She loves you, and you need to pick up your hubby game, my friend. I don't care. Well, that's what you haven't done. Right. That's the issue. Are we talking about birthday?

Thank you. Thank you. You've got it in one, babe. Because there is other things. Just take this as a warning. But I'm dropping the ball. I'm trying to defend you because I'm pretty sure you've sorted out the thing that I think you've done. and this whole time

she's been going back and forth and you've had to bite your tongue knowing she's going to have egg on her face when it happens this weekend. I love that you have so much faith in me, Clinton. Again, he's playing it down like it's not happening this weekend. Well, he's only told me that Ra and Claudia

are both coming. You're flying the business class for a full-week girl's weekend. So I'm going to add surprise. Obviously, AB, the only weekend they could do was this weekend, which is why it didn't happen four weeks or eight weeks ago. He said that our other mates are coming, Dom and Tash, and I need to get the house ready. So I reckon that's a ruse.

I did not say that. I definitely didn't say that. You get the house ready. As in the, well, the room, like which room we're going to put the next? Hey, we're not here for your domestics, okay? Just no way, B, that there's other dogs sniffing around. That's right. You're not the only dog on this porch.

Woo, woo, woo, woo. Are you the other dog? No. Just make it clear. I've got no interest in that. No, fuck you. No, she's actually hot. You'd be lucky to be with any piece of shit.

Yeah, exactly right. I'm married. You know, I don't... Fuck off. That's right. Fire him, babe. Fire him. Tell him he's not.

He's gone. He's gone. He's gone. Okay. He hung up on him before he can fire him. All right, now we're done. No interest. That's fine.

I don't want to fuck you either. That's fine. Anyway. Yeah, well, join my club. I don't want to fuck down. Neither one of fucking... Okay, well, I want to fuck. Actually, no, I don't.

We want to join my club? You want to join my club? I feel mean, but yeah, I'll join the club, too. I want to join everyone else. What's the club? you guys want to fuck you. Actually, the amount of people that are joining is out the gate at the moment.

It's overwhelming. We need more staff. People are storming the studio. Let me in the club. 20% off sign up. We haven't had this many people join since fucking Mark Zuckerberg started Facebook. First three months are free. Okay, see you.

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