The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS who's parents love them the most?

Episode Date: May 12, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn and Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Welcome to OnlyFans, everybody. That was a funny voice, not an accent. Dan was doing an accent. What was I doing?

I was just doing Santa, wasn't he? Yeah, yeah, no, I don't know why I did Santa, actually. That was, I don't know why. Yeah, that is weird. I do a good Santa, though. But are you looking up Christmas presents? Clint I don't know why I did it. I wanted to make a sound and ho ho ho came out. Subliminally something's going on that you're doing a Santa impression in May. I was just watching a video of Cal, my friend Cal, a night show host talking about his illness. So it was nothing to do with Santa at all. Poor darling Cal from the night show, very close to him.

He has what we like to call invisible illness, where he looks fine, he sounds fine, but he's actually a lot of the time in a lot of pain. And chronic invisible illness, so bad, because nobody believes you. And it's, he was saying it's almost a relief when you have to go to hospital, even though it means that you're in so much pain

and you're unwell, because then people are like, oh, you are sick. And just because he hides it really well, it means that he doesn't get like potentially the empathy and sympathy that he very well deserves for pushing through. It's very shit. Yeah, so.

Producer Neeps is here, who's in trouble? Nah, no one's in trouble. So I live with Cal. And like he's, he genuinely has to get up, like for the past five weeks especially since he's had his flare up, he gets up and like has to convince himself that he's fine to be able to walk out the door and even get a bit of fresh air. Like he genuinely struggles so, so much and we have to sometimes validate him in that thought like mate, you're allowed to be sick and don't feel guilty for

Texting the boss or you know like take care of your health because your health is number one He ran out of sick days years ago. Yeah Yeah, yeah, like two or three years ago Yeah, he ran out of sick days and it's really hard on him to especially when he looks in theory fine Yeah, yeah, I think he'd much prefer to have like giant gashes on his legs Yeah, something so people go oh you that, go stay home, look after yourself. You know what I mean? Like something that would have a symptom that people could see because people just,

especially when he's so positive all the time, people are like, you're fine. And he's really good at making people feel comfortable around him as well and that probably doesn't help him because he's always so cheerful and so positive. You know if someone's legit though, when on like Saturday night, all the lads are going out and we all caught up on Saturday, neeps, and then Cal who had a ticket was like, I can't go. What was I invited?

I don't know, Meg. I invited you, I had bought a spare just in case, and neither of you wanted it, so shush. Oh yeah, actually no, he did offer me, no. You're not going out pregnant to a comedy gig at 9.30. Actually, you should have just asked me because she's always going to actually no, he did it for me. You're not going out pregnant to a comedy gig at 9.30. Actually, she should have just asked me, because she's always going to say no. That's not fair. I do. Why do people think I don't want to go out? Do you want to go out to a gig that starts at 9.30 on Saturday?

Oh, fuck no. And we were going to watch the Warriors at a bar two hours earlier. Great game at rugby as well. Maybe it's still nice to be asked even. Okay that's a good question. If the gig is something that I know is a friend you will actually hate or have no interest in at least. I still want to be asked because it makes me think that you want to be my friend. But then doesn't it also make you feel like I don't know you? If I'm like oh we're gonna watch the Warriors do you want to come? And you're like do you even know me?

I don't watch the Warriors and I don't't wanna go out at 9.30 on a Saturday when I'm heavily pregnant. But what if it was like the Ministrone convention? No, you'd have probably done that. Oh, well then definitely, yeah. But what I mean is, if someone asks you to something you have no interest in, does it make you question how well they know you?

Or is it just nice that they wanted you to be there even though they know you hated it? Yeah, probably that one. Okay. Probably that one. If I'm being, yeah, I'm trying to think. I would still want my friends, even the, even maybe if you'd be like, look, I know you hated it? Yeah, probably that one. Okay. Probably that one. If I'd been, yeah, I'm trying to think. I would still want my friends even, maybe if you'd be like, look, I know you'd hate this,

but I have to ask because I just want you around. See, I hate saying no. You make every night better. And I'd be like, sorry, mate, you're right. I would hate that. Thanks, though. Try and have fun without me. And you go, all good. And all the boys, she's like, who's going?

Just all the lads. All the lads, Millsy's gonna be there, Boon. Millsy. Mills and Boon, that's a female erotica from like the 80s. How the fuck did you and Ed go there? What is it, you bringing up Santa references and old porn throwbacks? What is going on with you, mate,

that you've been watching that we don't know about? It's like romance from the 1900s, Mills and Boon. No, Mills and Boon! No, that's not even about it. Dan is into some crook stuff, eh? That must be proof to you, as I have no friends and no lads that I have nicknames with. Dan had to reference something from over a hundred years ago. Mills and Boon.

Oh my god, that's one of your best. Now that'll be code. It's described as escapism fiction for women in the 1930s. That'll be code now. And they're also closet Warriors fans, can I just say that? Next time I call Dan I've got him on speaker. Hey do you want to come out and he'll say, no I'm hanging out with Millsie and Boon and I'll know what that means. He's fucking staying home. Who's fucking doing nothing? Anyway, we were talking today on the show about Momma's boys, weren't we?

And there was a few people that called through about being a Momma's boy. Now I just thought we could do a little test between the three of us in a little experiment to see who's the biggest Momma's child. Okay. Of the three of us. So, we're each going to call our mum and ask if we could borrow $300. We're a the three of us. So we're each gonna call our mum and ask if we could borrow $300. We're a bit short on money. We're a bit short on money this week and could I borrow $300? No questions asked? No

questions asked. Can we say that? No questions asked and need to borrow money? Or do we wait to see the answer? I think you need to go... what do you guys think? Yeah you've got to wait for them to go... if they say what's it for you lose a point. I guess we start it for five points or something. Or, The more questions they ask, the less points. So say your mum asks Clint, and she goes, what for? You can make up what it's for.

Okay. I'll give you artistic merit there. Okay. Okay. Do you want to go first? I kind of rather see what not to do. Okay, you go first. Oh, that's cool. Mum's not answering me me this morning so we'll see how we go. I want to know, it's like when you do Fairfactor, always a disadvantage going first.

If Mum doesn't answer if I got zero points or five points. You have to call from your phone. But she's on the way to the airport, that's why I don't think she'll pick up. Okay, I'll call from my phone. It's an instant fail if she doesn't pick up because you definitely got a mum as girl then. Okay. It's ringing. Here she goes.

Can you hear that? Turn it up. It's the loudest it goes. I think you need to do it to the other speaker. Yeah, that's better. What? Because that's where you hear from. You speak into the bottom. Meg was holding off.

I'll try again, I'll try again. She's literally on, she might be even on. Did you just learn that the speaker is at the top? I'm an idiot. That's where you hear it. Yeah. Fuck. You got it on speakerphone?

Yes, I've got it on speakerphone. Okay, well I've... You haven't given us much confidence with the... You so far. Right. Your call has been... Meg's got no points. Do you want me to go? Like get out of here?

Mum speed dial. Yes. Oh go next. Oh my iPhone's louder. Such a dumb flex. Hello. Oh hi mum. Hi.

Hello just quickly sorry to be a part of your work. Yes, yeah. Is it alright if I borrow, can I borrow $300? Why? Um, I've just got myself into a bit of a pickle. Um, yes of course you can, but yeah, yeah, of course. Okay, thank you. I'll get it off you tomorrow. As long as you pay me back.

Yeah, oh god yeah. Yeah, definitely. Okay, thank you. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Three points. He only got asked one question. Three points. No further questions after that, but then he had to pay it back three points out of five. Well done. Yeah, if your mum says you don't have to pay it back three points out of five. Well done. Okay, that's pretty good.

If your mum says you don't have to pay it back, then I think you retain the point. What was the little pickle I've got myself into? That's the question. I wasn't thinking on the spot there. Okay. Drugs. She would never have thought that.

Clint, your turn. Let's see if you can get better than three out of five. Here he goes. Mum's gonna have a thousand questions. Oh god, here we go. She'll be like, wait, he's rich. I've seen him money in the aquarium. Yeah, you say you own an aquarium.

That's you, she'll believe that. Okay. Beep. Here he goes. Oh, are you ringing me today because you want a babysitter? Oh, no, I want something else. Hey.

Ha ha ha ha. Um, can I borrow 300 bucks? Yep. Yeah. Can you transfer it into my account like now? Yeah. Cool. And do I have to pay it back?

Yeah. Okay. I thought so. All right. I'll just text you which account number I need to go into. Okay. Don't forget the address. Oh yeah, Dad's there as well.

You and Dad just always hanging out and listening to each other's phone calls. Having sex. No, we're just going to get out of the car and go to the travel agent to book our flights. Oh yeah. Where are you off to? Netherlands. Oh yeah. Pleasure town. Canada.

And Canada. Can you ask Dad, can I borrow 300 bucks off him as well? Yep. No worries. Thanks Dad. No worries son. Alright, do I have to pay you yours back? Yeah, but I might charge you interest. Okay, I'll get it back to you ASAP then.

It's calculated by the hour of the day. Okay. I'll be needing to. Alright, well don't piss away all my inheritance when you're booking this trip. Oh, there's a lot of it gone on this trip. Why not, too? There's, there's a lot of it going on this trip. Why not, too? Yeah.

There's a hell of a lot of it. Just don't get the alcohol package on the cruise ship. You save a lot of money doing that. No, it comes with all, mate. It comes with the... Excursions. And excursions, everything. OK.

Comes with a lot. Yeah. OK. We'll see you later. OK. Love you, Clifton. Love you. Hey, Christine,, Clifton. Love you. Hey Christine, can I borrow 500 bucks? Yep.

Oh brilliant. Can I, yep, can I have 500? Yep. Thanks. Can I make it a 600? No. What about 10,000? You start to get a bit greedy.

Okay, yeah, yeah. I should have stopped at 500. All right, we'll see you guys later. Have fun booking the trip. Bye. Bye. Clinton is winning with four points. My mum has said, why'd you call? Shall I call again?

Yes. I will say this, they're so rich. They're booking a trip to the Netherlands and Canada, which aren't even really that close. And, lending money. You are so wrong. She, yep straight away. And in fact I think you kind of set her up when you said do I have to pay you back because

she didn't even ask for it. She didn't even ask. So you nearly got four and a half points I reckon for that one. That was really good. You know her younger sister died so mum and dad are now living their life to the fullest. $300? $300? She's going to pick up soon.

Okay cool. Yeah. $300. Good day. Hello are you on up soon. Okay cool. Yeah. $300. G'day. Hello, are you on the way to the airport? More or less. We're all stop off at Spotlight to get some more. Oh, I want to get more. What do you make it? I've got more at home actually. I don't know if you...

The big purple stuff if you still wanted it. I didn't... I didn't thought... What you wanted for pubs. Yes, aw. Can I please borrow $300? Yep. Not a problem. Okay. What for? It's um, I'll explain to you when you get late to ours.

Drugs. I trust you. Yeah, I know I'll get it back, so yep. Okay, thank you. Okay, love you. Yeah, I know I'll get it back, so yep. Okay. Thank you. Okay, love you. Love you, babe. Fuck you, guys. My mum was like, why? What is it for? She did ask why, and she did say I have to pay her back. But she also went...

Yeah. Yes. She sighed on both sides of the answer. Which makes me think this isn't the first time she's asked. For money. And she also said, I know I'll get it back. I know, but that's good, because she does get it back every time. Wow, when was the first time she's asked. Oh for money! She also said, I know I'll get it back. I know, but that's good because she does get it back every time.

Wow, when was the last time you actually legit asked her to borrow money? Uh, maternity leave coming up. Oh bless! Yeah, I've said to her, I said I'm not going to be able to take the time off. And now she's like, fuck had another 300 bucks. That's where the side came from. She's literally... Because we've literally been talking about it.

I was like, mum, I'm not going to be able to take my maternity leave and survive. Is there any way we could do an interest-free loan that we pay back? Yeah. I'm very honest and vulnerable here. And so that's where that would have come from. I'm like, fuck sake. Her mom's like a bookie. She's opened up her little Meg owes me book and she's writing in another 300. She gets another mortgage, please.

There's nothing to be ashamed of with that. You would be surprised how many people borrow money off their parents in sticky situations. And most parents do... I pay back every time and that's why mum would have said that. Every single time it's paid back. It's the same as getting, you know how you've got rich friends that they give their kids money for a house deposit. Same thing! Can you get a mortgage?

I feel so bad. I'm literally just like not eating this week. Can you have a mortgage holiday if you're having a baby? You still have to pay the interest though and the interest is most of my mortgage. So like it takes a little bit off. The interest is most of everyone's. Yeah sorry, so it takes a couple hundred dollars off, which is not too bad. It would do everything.

You know how they did mortgage holidays during COVID? I thought it might be a thing in New Zealand where they give you time off during- We are getting a mortgage holiday, but you have to pay your interest still. And I'm like, oh so it's like... Well that's not holiday. $200 off it. They still want their money. It's still good.

And you have to pay it back within the 30 years so it's not like it extends to 31 years. It's like... You've got to make it up. It increases when I start paying again. Yeah right. Not by much because over the 30 years a few hundred dollars that we saved in four months isn't going to make much difference to us because it's going to end up being only $800 Not by much because over the 30 years a few hundred dollars that we saved in four months isn't going to make much difference to us because it's going to end up being only $800

that we can get off because I'm taking four months. What do people do if they... I don't know. Cause you just got to go back to work. Yeah. But then that brings costs involved and stuff as well because you've got daycare and things, you've got to pay for that stuff. Yeah.

People are straight clean. Once a kid's born, he's just not eating. Just no eating. Only milk. That's maybe why some kids stay on the boo until they're like five. Yeah, people are straight-climbing. Once a kid's born, he's just not eating. Just no eating. Only milk. That's maybe why some kids stay on the boo till they're like five. Five, yeah. Because it's like free. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Go crazy, eh? I know, it's such a shame I can't breastfeed. We're just gonna be thankful that we don't live in America. Because America, it costs like 30 grand if you've got health insurance to have a baby. And that's if you have a normal, and by normal sorry I mean just like a standard stock standard birth and baby, nothing goes wrong. Yeah, if you have like a traumatic birth, man you are like paying that off for years.

You've got to take him out through the sun roof, I imagine that's expensive if you weren't planning on that. People get their bills and it's like 172 to $300,000 to have a baby in America. Donald Trump's like got the cheek to say to people we need more babies. He said the other day, it's like, well fuck we can't afford it. It just bothers my mind that you have to pay

that much to have a baby. Anyway oh there we go. I'm gonna text my mum I was joking. I'm texting mum too. That money's gonna shop in her account. Actually I might not text my mum I'm joking. See what happens and hope she forgets about it. Alright guys have a great rest of the day. We will catch you tomorrow. Bye. See ya.