The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS Why Dan can never be Prime Minister...

Episode Date: October 14, 2025

(we all knew he wouldn't anyway)

This is a podcast from Rover. Not your mum's podcast, unless she's into absolute filth, in which case, respect. This is Clint Megan Dan's Onlyfans. Podcast, that is. Guys, welcome along to The Only Fans with Clint Dan and Ash London. We appreciate your time in your ears. Yeah, look, we've done a full show and two very long interviews. So I think this might be three very long interviews.

You're right, we have people in studio that we hadn't asked me anything on the first. phone and then we had another truth booth yeah there was a lot of stuff and one of them was like a very serious interview which we'll hear we'll play it out in a couple of weeks time and maybe cry and I've still got to do two podcast interviews today and a radio show oh I'm an idiot why do I do it

because that's where they pay the big bucks they don't know I've heard I've heard rumors that's where you can justify it I've heard rumors of the salary they're paying her and it's look I it's I wanted

450 I heard you got it. And I ended up getting less than that. 420. That's her favourite number. Yeah, Ash has come over with those Australian expectations. And we've gone. Just kidding, I wish.

You're not fucking, what's his name on News Talks there be? This is New Zealand. I don't even think the Prime Minister gets that amount of money. Close. Close to it. I don't reckon you could pay me enough to be the Prime Minister. You know, we've all thought about it. where you go, if I was the prime,

like mum used to say to me when I was young, because I thought, why do you have to pay rates? Like, what do I have to pay to live on the land that I already own? And mom was like, well, when you're the Prime Minister Clint, you can change it. And so when I was younger, I used to think, okay, maybe one day I will and I thought of all the things. And then I'm like,

you know what? No way would I want that job. You even do something great? And everyone goes, yeah, cool. But what about? And they were all worried about the next thing. Like, you're on a hiding to nothing in terms of trying to place. And I don't think either, any way. of us could ever become Prime Minister because of the stuff we've done on radio. Oh, definitely.

And I'm Australians. Yeah. No, but even in Australia, I don't think you could. You would have done something on radio that would resurface, surely. It's just my, put my, because, here's the thing. Anything that I've said on radio would align with my political views in that anyone that would vote for me would vote for. What about that time you put a Coke bottle up your ass?

I did it out. I put a can of Coke in my butt cheeks because they had a hemorrhoids. You couldn't. You wouldn't have the credibility now, aren't you? No, no. Here's the thing. I reckon being in radio is a shield. Because any time they go,

we found some stuff that Ash London or Dan Weebby did in 2020. And you go, yeah, I was in radio then. And it's almost like everyone goes, oh yeah, that's true. They were doing wacky radio stuff. People are like Donald Trump's been accused of raping is the president. I know, really. The bar is lo, lo, lo, lo, so true. It just feels like any time anyone finds dirt on that guy,

back in the day we used to go, oh my God. Oh my God, that's so great. And then now it just, it's like, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. What a world we're living in. I once gave birth, we're pretending to give birth to a bowling balling and I was going like and I don't know

you could never be promised uploaded and now that'll resurface and why are we getting him to lead the country What's the latest thing you've done that you think would probably put a mark against your Prime Minister? I don't think I've really done anything that embarrassing recently I do remember you saying though

within the last year going this will be the reason I can't be Prime Minister like I remember you said but I can't remember what you were doing yeah I don't know there was a video that was not released yesterday me pretending to play air guitar.

But one of my hands was below the desk, so it didn't look like I was strumming the guitar. It looked like I was doing something else. A furiously wanking. Yeah, and I've told them not to upload that. Yeah, when you're in that... Bus stop, and you just, like, ripped up in a can of baked beans and pulled them down your pants,

and then walked back to the studio with them all tripping down your bottom of your trousers. Here's a question for you, because we've just had the mayoral elections and stuff in Auckland and all that kind of thing. What would be, and take all the serious stuff out of it, you know, like doing, you know, doing some more stuff for charity, you know, gars or all that stuff. Take that out of it. You'd do that.

Okay. What would be the one thing that you guys would go as a carrot dangler to vote for you? Oh, easy. Cross the petrol. Really? $200 to feel like my car. It's unapportable. Okay.

Yeah, but I would take that as one of the ones that you, the serious stuff. See me like a fun one. Yeah, fun one that you go, the people that aren't political. This is what I'm going to use to get them. I've always said this. I've never pivoted on it. Al-Teroa land of the long weekend it would be you do

either your Monday to Thursday or your Tuesday to Friday but everyone now does a standard 10-hour day instead of 8 so you get 40 hours done and four days and you get three weeks three days off American the quality of life in New Zealand

people would literally come here because you just are known as the place that always starts three-day weekend I technically do that because I do I work from 5.30am till 1pm every day What's the how many hours is that? Seven? Oh, okay, no, I'm not doing 10 hours.

Because then I only do this on a Friday. So I finish 10 o'clock and then it's like I feel like I have a three-day weekend. That's good. Because I don't do anything else after radio. So you went 5.30 to 1 thinking you're doing a 10-hour day and that's not even an 8-hour day.

Yeah. Yeah, but it's a word. Yeah, but it's earlier. But then I do Friday as well. But I think genuinely, I think if anybody ran with that idea, they would win. most people would vote for the, that's a shoe.

Apart from small businesses that need to stay open on a Friday because they'd be like, well, that's all my work is gone. Yeah, but everybody's the same, right? Everybody's working on the same hours, so... Yeah, you just have to hire people to cover them. It's only for, like, offices and shit. Not retail, because they would need to still be open seven days. Then all of a sudden, the malls that are normally open eight hours,

then they open tens. That benefits a lot of other people. So you'd definitely be some losers in it, like business owners, maybe. What I'd do is I would say that there's going to be roads opened around the country that, you know, like itereal roads, maybe motorways, that are secondary to the normal roads, that are anything goes.

Fast speed limits, road rules. This is going back to his dream of the world ending so we can go to crime. It's like Grandfift auto roads. Yeah, but you use these roads knowing there's a risk, okay? So they're free. Can I just like absolutely jack your car and just rip you out of it on these roads?

You can do anything. You can go 200 kilometres an hour. And there's other roads. Also, yeah. Do you mean just speed limits? Mainly be speed limits, but it's also like we don't, we turned a blind eye to these roads. So you can go on and do whatever you want on that road, knowing that if you go on it, you're risking yourself. It sounds safe. No one's voting for that.

Actually, and also back on my thing where you're saying businesses wouldn't like it. No, actually, because they're open longer, they've got more time to earn money, so they don't need to be open five days a week. They only need to be open four, and they're getting the same amount, I guess. Do you know what I mean? Like, if you're a hair, if you're a hair salon. If you're up in 10 hours every day for four days, you don't need to be open Friday. Yeah, it wouldn't work.

We're keeping her up. People get things like haircuts on their days off. So really. Maybe we all have to take different three days. Oh yeah, okay, that works. You know? So for like each year, Dan, you get Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.

And then the next year you get Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Switch it up. I got a wrack and all itchy. Why have you got a rash? I don't know. all of a sudden I think it's because I've done too much work today She's allergic to work

She's got a work rash Yeah she's allergic to work My dad used to say that to me Are you allergic to hard work mate Will you have all urbreds if I get it Oh yeah if you're going to do it How much longer are you going to be here down Oh you've got to do postcode playlist

So far Nelson needs their postcode playlist The morning Teddy Swims has done it by the way A couple of verses And then I'm doing the rest So you can hear it tomorrow Which is today Wednesday

Thursday morning on the show. Hopefully it's good. Do you want Japanese or burgers? I'd like a burger. Yeah, and you'd say that. Yeah, but I know it's naughty. Anyway, we can do this off here.

Nah, people love hearing behind the scenes. I don't even ask Clint because he doesn't ever... Well, my wife did a whole lot of meal prepress today, so she's got me chicken breasts. Yeah, I had my Keenwa salad and here I am. You peaked early. He liked like an idiot. Got my brown rice and my salad.

And he's buy one, get one free fries. Oh, God. I'm not going to get rid of my gunt that way, Ash. You don't have a gunt. Do you have to have a gunt? Do you? Obviously, it's where your gut makes you cunt. How could you have a gunt?

You'd have a giddles. You'd have a giddles. No, Dan, you'd have a giddles. What would you do? It's where your dittles sort of just kind of like merges into your belly. It's a mound. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay.

What's this burger joint? Reburger, delicious. Is it? Adrian gets the sticky bishop, which is beef, cheese, double-streety bacon, caramelized onion. I just think that's got to be one of the worst stores to open now. Surely the burger joint is such a saturated

market. It's true. There's so many. I didn't even know. What was this Re-burger? He can also just get chicken... Says the guy that wants to have a four-day working week. Three? Three days, Jesus. Only three? Yeah. I've got to work the other four. I'm getting a cheeseburger, just plain. You know what? You want to get so

famous or do a show that's so good that I'm pretty sure how much and Andy did this. You'd know, Ash. back in the day, maybe 10 years ago where they just stopped working Fridays. Did they do that? They did a four-day show. And then I think they even made it even less.

Well, they did it pay, maybe they had Monday off, but they were doing four... Yeah, makes sense. Whatever it is, they were just doing four days a week going, we've got other TV opportunities. They were probably still working doing TV stuff, but they were also a three-hour show, and the third hour was a repeat of the first hour.

Oh, goodness me, these look concerning. So they did a two-hour show. But I can't explain to you this, the show call. I'm sure there's been Kiwi versions, but you'd be in the car in Australia, especially in Melbourne where they're from, and you'd be sitting in traffic at 4pm, listening to Hamish and Andy,

and you'd laugh at something, and then you'd realise that the person next to you on both sides ahead of you and behind you are all laughing. Really? Everyone was listening. They'd do things like, beep your horn on three if you want this, and you'd do it, and everyone would be beeping.

It was just like, it was magic. What sort of money were they pulling back in the day? I mean, I know Carl and Jack are there on like 10 million a year now, than you stand it in terms of, like, high watermark. Let's do. Hamish and Andy Salary. Because I follow, the reason I ask this, I mean, I'm always obsessed with, you know,

like the net worth of certain people and whatever. But Andy has this page where he's bought pretty much this old castle that's on the water and he's renovating it. And it's being happening for a long time. He's pretty much building a new house that joins to the old house with a tunnel. Because the old house is heritage listed. Yeah. But it's at the back of the property.

Yeah. And he's saying, we need to live at the front of the property, not the back, so we're going to build a hole in Andy's neighbours, hate him. It's unreal. You're looking at this going, how many million? 15, 20 million when it's finished? Like, what does this thing work? And how has he accumulated so much wealth doing TV and radio?

I think they were earning $4 million a year to do radio. And then the TV, you know, and to get them to front a campaign for something would be. That's similar to what me going to $3 million. As it should be. Yeah. She hates it when I say she's got a big salary Even though she doesn't She probably doesn't

Because women get paid less than men That's a joke I've ordered our burgers, doll Okay, thank you. I love that you've got the George Yeah, because I was like that It must be good because it's named after my son But why was that $60?

Oh No, my burger wasn't $60? No, it wasn't. You had already had three items on there? Yeah, but the fries are half price Let me check that maybe Did you get fries for me as well? It doesn't take a lot

Because the fries said buy and buy and get one Okay, I'll do, you're at $22 a burger, you're at $44, your chips around $6, $7, and now you're at almost $50, but $50's not $60. My burger was $25. Oh, there you go, plus your delivery fee. $26, I think.

I'll just transfer your money. No, I get the next one, doll. No, I don't like transferring. You get the next one. Okay. I think she got the last one too. Dan literally is now thinking about moving countries to get out of this debt.

It's an expensive way to get out of a $25 dollar bill. I don't like moving countries expensive, but I wouldn't have to cash the next. Next one. It sounds tempting, though, of Hamish and Andy were on $4 million a year. Bloody hell. That's not anymore. No money left in radio.

That's ridiculous. No one should earn $4 million a year for doing a job. Well, they'd only do that if they're making the company so much money that it's worth it, in which case they should get paid. I get it if you're owning a business and stuff. But $4 million a year just as a salary, a paid worker, no one needs that amount of money. The crazy thing is as well is that people think that, say, like, Hamish and Andy, obviously, very wealthy, but people think Hamish is the rich one.

And he's married to Zoe Blake, and she sold like half her company for like 80 million I read years ago. And then bought it back much cheaper. Years later when the company caught. So he's the pover one. If they split up, he's probably going to do what see his ex-husband's doing and being like, babe, I need some more to keep my lifestyle. At the Logies, which is our TV awards, a couple years ago,

Sam Pang was hosting. And part of his monologue, he was like talking and he just roasts people. And he's like, had mentioned he said something about Hamish. And then he starts talking about a mortgage And then he goes, oh my, Hamish, a mortgage is when you have to borrow money from the bank And then Hamish turns around to Zoe and mouths the words, thank you And it was like such a boss move And every woman in Australia was just like, I love him even more now

Yeah, yeah, yeah God, he's good, eh? I was interesting, I mean, you talk about this probably more in your other podcast I had he kicked someone. What? You like kick someone. No, you're like, you can't do that and he kicked them and he said He had to get a lawyer to stop them from...

Is that true? Yeah. Hamish Blake? Yeah, I'm just trying to. bring them down. Oh, okay, it didn't happen. They're the nicest boys. It would never be meant to anyone.

We were talking about the series thing. I think you talk about more on your podcast. We talked about it briefly about when you're with somebody and then you split. And then they have some sort of like legal responsibility to keep funneling you money so you can keep the lifestyle that you've gotten used to. So weird. It's a strange one. But if it's so funny though that if Agent and I broke up, we'd both be fucked.

Because your power is in unity. We'd have to sell shit and they would have wayless bargaining. cheap, money, comfort. You'd have to buy two of everything all of a sudden. But then he could do what he wants when he wants. No, he wouldn't have the... He wouldn't even know how to do what he wants when he wants because I have to do it for him.

I would be absolutely out on the street if Hannah and I broke up. Like, I don't know what I would do with my life. Exactly. Because she makes all the decisions. But even the fact that you'd have to get your own place and can you afford your own place on one wage, maybe not. And if you do, well, then that's hard. your wage gone.

So everything changes. There is safety in being in a couple. If I ever fall out of love with Hannah, I'll just pretend I still do love it. Just to live the lifestyle I do. The thing I get in, because it's interesting when we're talking about how Sia's husband should just piss off, it's her money.

But I wonder if we'd have the same argument or thoughts if Sia was a guy with lots of money and his wife was wanting some to keep her lifestyle. No, I'd be same thing. But I do find it quite disgusting. when, say, not talking to sea a level, but when, say, guys will be trying to wriggle out of whatever the payment might be to support their wife or their kids and whatever. If it's child support, there's, you've got to follow it.

That's a whole different thing. Because I'm like, you've only been able to accumulate the wealth that you do because your wife is foregone her career. That's not the kids' fault. To look after your children and help do all these other things that now you don't have to be responsible for. So yes, you've, the sole income earner, maybe in a situation, this hypothetical situation. But I find that crazy, I find crazy that then guys been like, well, that's my, you know,

I've just probably a little bit of a sore spot because I've got a girlfriend of mine and, yeah, her ex-husband. I hate him already. I hate him already. A lot of money. And now there's a situation now that split is very different. But I think he's very much like, well, it's my money and I own the money. I'm like, yeah, but you're able to do it because your puner sacrifice to allow you to Chase that.

It's like Ali Wong, the comedian, she does this thing where she's like, can you imagine how, she's a wife and a mother, how powerful I would be if I had a wife? I'm like, if I had a wife, I'd be unstoppable. You would, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be Andy. Any four million dollars? Yeah, look, gender roles, eh?

And now actually, you know, a few gay guys that are like, were the partner, and they're always rich. Yeah, I've got, yeah, I've already think of a gay couple that I know, and both of them. are like cashed up because they're both earning men's salaries

and neither of them are sacrificing their career to have children because they don't have any it's crazy and it's actually sad when you think about it that way I know well the world is not set up well you're the exception though Dan's got a sugar mama he doesn't even need this job

no you'd be fine you guys would be fine if you do your job's just a bonus but I think that's why I can do this job the way I do it because I am I would hate to lose my job but then I'm also kind of like fuck it if I do it's fine you know like it's one of those

that's a luxury to have or because you just are like you don't take anything too seriously both I think but the money side of it I feel like sometimes if I lost my job and I'd be worried about losing my income which I would but at the same time it wouldn't be the end of the world

because Hannah's does a great job and your situation hasn't always been like that when your wife was obviously looking after your son then all of a sudden your position becomes much more important, right? It sort of swings around, I suppose. Yeah. But like sometimes I would maybe second guess what I was saying

because I'm like, oh, I don't want to be fired because I said that. Now I don't give a fuck. That's also getting older, though, I think. Yeah. And I give very few cuffs. If I say something that I truly believe in and other people disagree and I get cancelled because of it, then fine, fair enough. Yeah.

Maybe the job wasn't for me. A very privileged position, as you know, of course. It is very privileged position. The worst day of Adrian's life is when he had to be the breadwinner again he loved having a sugar mama he was just devastated that he had to go to job

I think every man's true I have absolutely no shame in saying that my wife comes more than me and I would happily stay at home look after the kids while my wife worked I would love that my wife was being chipping away for a wee while she hasn't in a long time

but when she was chipping away at the clothing label Etta the label and her and my sister-in-law were putting it all together she literally kept sending it back sending it back to the factory again we need to change this we need to change this We need to change this.

This doesn't sit right. I'm not going to expect a woman to spend $180 on a really nice pair of pants if it's doing this or if it's still doing that. So she spent so long getting the world's most comfy, perfect looking pants and tops and all the rest of it. And now literally the last hurdle is put in the orders. 300 of those, 250 of those, whatever. And obviously there's a big financial outlet of that.

But then she knows once that happens, the train is now moving. She's now fully committed to moving the stock and can't just put it on. on the back burner. But I'm like, go for it. Because I'm always like, I want to take the shot. I'd rather take the swing and strike out than never strike out and tell people what I would have done. Can't wait for all the end of the label ads to be running on MediaWorks.

All the mentions every hour on the air. I'm like, babe, come on. I'm ready to be a kept man looking after the kids. That's going to be a lot of work. I get it. And that's very scary to put yourself out there publicly as well. And, you know. And fashion is such a saturated market.

And I don't think there's as much money in as people think. unless you're one of the rare brands that rises to the top somehow for whatever reason. Good on you for backing you're in. Yes, I'm like, baby, you want to do it? Go for it. I've got to go and do this postcode playlist.

So are we going to keep talking? No, I'll just leave your burger here for when you're done. Oh, yeah, it'll be nice and cold probably by the time. I don't want to bring it to ground. Oh, I hope you could. You can't eat and sing. No, I didn't know.

No, actually, you know what? I think it's not going to take long for me to record this because Teddy's done a lot of it. My old mate. Anyway, it'll be playing tomorrow on the show. Love you all You don't have to stop because of me No I get fucked man

I don't want to do it if you don't want to do it Yeah He doesn't want to do one more second of work I feel like for a podcast We were saying well We're very tired We've done the longest podcast we've ever done Okay well you get out of here

Ash and I and producers will prep tomorrow show Okay cool As if I'm prepping the show tomorrow Oh so just me I never prepped the show You and the producers do it And I sit here on my phone I've been telling me

I've been prepping the show Why Clint told his big yarn The fuck off Oh, how rude. You were talking about what fucking burger you're going to order for about four minutes? Ash was doing a bit of prep while over there. He's made a very good point there. Still love each other.

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