The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS Why r u gay?

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Dumb chat, bad decisions, zero shame. If that sounds like your vibe, you're in the right place. This is Clint Megan Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Welcome to OnlyFans, everybody with myself, Clint, which is me. And then Dan and Ash London. This is not the recap podcast of our show.

It's another podcast that sits alongside it if you stumbled across. I didn't know that for a while. Yeah, the reason why I think I had to do that was because I started listening, to a league podcast with a few league guys and they just started the pod and started chatting and I was like I don't know what was going on here because I'm brand new.

Tell me what's going on. A lot of implied knowledge in some podcast so this is kind of like our chance to just kind of shoot the shit with stuff that we wouldn't get away with on the year. I was just remembered yesterday I promised myself that I'd do this. I've forgotten.

I haven't got it in me. I just haven't got it in me. I can't be bothered. Fucking truth bomb I'm so sorry I've just I've had this whole thing at Kindi I forgot to call Buddy in a costume Ash's

her mind is in other places Do you want to talk about it Yes I just got an email from Kendi Okay pause Dan please I can't be bothered with it Yeah Hi Ash I've gone and checked with Antonia and Priya And they say buddy's doing fine

Not upset at all He was happy to share his book with his friends There are other children not in costume So they don't think it's necessary for you to rush To bring a costume in That's good Oh that's good yeah so you forgot It was a big costume day at Kendi.

Dress is your favourite book character. And last time it was Pink Day for like something rather bullying or something. None of the other kids had pink on. So I thought, well, no one does this. I didn't think about it too much and then forgot. And he's just the kind of kid who will think about this forever. And as soon as I walk in to pick him up, he's going to run up to me and be like, hey, Mom, I was supposed to be in a costume.

Why was it? You just have somebody in his little brain. And I'll just have to bring some chocolate or something. Yeah. That'll make it. You'll make it better. I am a good mum I just wanted to

We've stopped Dedicating the podcast to people From the only fans Podcast fam We used to do it every podcast We'd dedicate the podcast To a certain listener But I feel like

It's just got a bit down bus You know Would you like to choose someone today? Yeah this depressing one's out to you Brianna Winkle Okay Yeah So hopefully you're listening to this

Having a cry Hey what's Brianna Winkles This profile pick look like Brianna Winkles is gorgeous She is gorgeous She's uh Looks like I think we've actually maybe Shattered it out of her out before

But there's a photo of her And what I'd love to say somewhere in Europe Can I see? There she is Because I always think it's interesting About the profile pick That people choose as their As advertising who they are

As a human I want to say Prague Prague Or even Someats of Italy It's very hilly and mountainous for Prague What's she saying Like I'm fun

I travel, I do stuff I've got life experience Yeah What do you do? You may not be liking all their photos from my... Good idea. I'm just assuming, you know, the buildings. I'm going to say Italy.

Italy. Yeah. Must be nice. Wow, this is going out to you, Brianna. And... I appreciate you listening. Brianna and Yanna are on the only fans. Dedicating the show to her.

She was not in France. She was in Italy. That's all I got. Yeah. Oh, please do not spit on me. Please, please do not spit on me Carl's got an idea For the podcast

He said he's got something in which we can do today Okay, I'll turn his mic Oh, Jesus Holy shit Um Because yesterday you guys were going I was oh we need to do less dirty stuff on the only fans We'll just give it a break

And then Carl's like Well I've got nothing then So I did some research But I had an idea So the loser of this game Is the person who can't do it any longer. Oh, I don't want to not.

I don't want to get FOMO. I don't want to miss out. I'm going to. I'm about to explain. And I'm going to start the game with one question. Can you have a conversation using only questions? Sorry. Oh, my God.

I'm done. Can I play this game only asking questions? Hey, Clint, is it hot in here? Dan would know, wouldn't you, Dan? Can I have the temperature? I don't know if we have a gauge in here. Is there a temperature gauge in here? Who would have checked that last?

Daniel? Why are you gay? Oh, gosh. Why are you gay? That was a word of a statement, isn't it? Who are you asking? I'm asking whoever you would want me to ask. Ask, Ash, because I'm asking you.

Not a question statement. You're out. You're out. I suck at this sort of shit. Dan, why are you shit at the question game? I'm out. Who would know that? He answered that question.

I don't know who would know. I think it's one of those things you'd be really good after you're a politician. They're very good of dodging questions with questions. Oh, Christopher Luxon is the master of, like, dodging a question. He just talks about it. He just do their talking points. They don't even answer the question. They just like, it's so annoying.

His thing is. This is what he does. He goes, ask me a political question, Ash, and I'll pretend to be Christopher Luxon. So you promised to eliminate the deficit in your last political when you're running for Prime Minister, but the deficit, he still hasn't been squashed.

What I would say to you, is the real question we need to be asking is what was the previous government doing. That's what he does. And he'll go, this is the real question you should be asking. And the person's going, oh, I'm asking this question, so you never get anywhere.

Wouldn't now have just worked out the best way to play your question game or if you are a politician just to start every sentence with how or why or what because then it has to be a question so if you ask me someone i go why does blah blah blah or uh how come you're asking me that question you know what i mean like if you start every sentence with that yeah i think you would struggle to lose that game yeah and that's what politicians get taught how's the little fidgety hand fidgety thing you got you've been playing with that the whole day delicious and my daughter loves that i love it because it was my father's day gift i'm desperate to

touch it, but you know me. Do you want me to ditto it? Because it's worth it. I wouldn't ask. Don't risk it. I'll just dead all before and after my own hands will do that. It's like a knee-do. You might have seen them in what calls and things and that, but it's just a cube, like a squishy.

It's cool, eh? I need that. Did you get another one or did you just get the one? Just the one. That might help me not pick my phone up as much. Yeah, just like fidgeting. You know everyone had the fidget sprinter? You do it on your face.

Did you know you do that? Do I? Oh, I shouldn't do that. You smudged against your face. We've got a video of Clutch it. mid-show listening to a caller, balancing it on his head like a seal. No, legit, I'm not shitting you. We just watched it on the camera and go, look at this, fuck-wit.

Do you not know you're doing that? What, no. That's gorgeous. That's the problem with my tics. You know, I have a lot of tics. And the problem is, I got to mind them or whatever, because normally when I'm aware, I can sort of push them down. But it's when someone goes, why'd you do that?

I go, what I do what? And they go, you just tap the table four times, and I'm like, fuck, did I? And I know, and I know I would have. because it's one of my tics. But when I don't know I'm doing it, I'm like, oh, that's bad. Like, winking at people, but I'm not winking.

I'm cutting them in half. Yeah, you do a lot of cutting. I'm obsessed with the cunning in half. But people, I think, realize when they don't have a tick, they're like, why is he fucking winking? That's weird. I always, I think he should have cooler ticks. I don't like Clint's tics.

Like, I wish he had, like, the ones where he's like, asshole, fuck. Every now and then, you know, that's a cool tick. I remember I watched this documentary once, and there was this girl on there, and her tick was thundercats. She just kept just going every time, She'd be like, anyway, Thundercats.

I'm trying to cut things in half, but it is quite satisfying. Yeah, like I do it with the producing booth a lot. There's a big rectangle. I stand opposite to you. I'm obsessed with that. There's a big rectangle glass window, and so if I cut it perfectly in half, then Carl's on one side and I lose Nipia or vice versa. Yeah.

Is it just a satisfying little... I think it gets rid of whatever the... It's not anxious, but whatever the urge is to be like, get rid of that, and then I'll go bang, and then it's gone. So it's sad to Nipa because you were just saying you'd cut him out. So why are you wanting to cut her now? It's always your right eye though, isn't it? Yeah, it's all right.

I'll go fuck myself, cheers. Yeah, yeah, it's always. I'll try and cut things perfectly down the middle with my eye. And then I tap. Now I'm doing it. I don't notice the tapping. I need to. Yeah, he's a taper.

Yeah, and I need to get a good connection before I can stop. Even when we had, like, we used to have like hexagon-shaped glasses, you know, just like short, you know, like glasses for like rum and cokes or whatever. Although you can put anything in them. A water. Clids never put water in a rum and coke glass. And I would find myself, like, grabbing the flat side with my thumb. I could never grab it so that my thumb would go across two flat surfaces,

because on the corner, I'd have to get it clean on the flat side. And then I'd have to rotate it a certain amount of times. Normally an odd number. We're even doing it now. And then I'm like, one more, one more, one more, one more, one more, done. And so I'd end up rotating the glass, like eight or nine times before I picked it up off the table to drink out. I was like, right.

I've got to get rid of those glasses. I'm getting round glasses. Yeah. And it just got rid of the weird thing. But I should be able to just stop it. But it hasn't escalated into a thing that has become like crippling. But it's also never disappeared. When did they start?

When I was young, I used to have a heapside. I still kind of do the one where I touch the right side of my ankle. So I have to lift my leg up and just kind of tap the outside of my foot. And when I was young, I used to look at the bottom of my foot. So it was a much more visual tick. literally look at the bottom of my foot. And I remember I was a page boy at my auntie's wedding. And I was doing that.

And then I started doing 360 spin. Oh, darling. And my mother was like, you better stop that before I need Donna's wedding. You're going to be walking down there. I was spinning around like an idiot. Oh, I need Donna. Yeah, R-O-P.

And then I used to be like a long-distance runner in primary school. And I would be, and I was quite good. So I had the time whilst out in front ahead of the pack. And I'd just be spinning around. doing 360s because in my mind it was like you need to do it almost like good luck like if you want to stay in front look at the bottom of your foot so I'd be hopping looking at my foot

spinning around almost like showing off as to how I could just be frolicking around in front of everyone in this cross-country race. So it's a bit obsessive compulsive. Yeah and so I would lose thankfully I got rid of the 360 because that one was the most crippling and then I would

always lose one and pick up a new one. Wow! It's so fascinating! I could feel it coming on because I'd start doing this. So I'd touch my chin to my right shoulder a lot or my ear to my right shoulder. And then I'd start doing it more and more. And then I'd start doing it more and I'm, that's going to become a thing. I need to stop it.

It's interesting ticks, hey? They're really interesting. Just the brain is just amazing. And the more we talk about it, the more ticky I will find myself because my brain's now focused on it. And also I find if I'm, I don't know if I'm nervous about something. I'll start ticking way more and I won't realize I'm doing it. And Meg will even say, you're really ticky today. What's going on?

It's interesting because you notice that. as well, Ash. I didn't notice it until you pointed it out. Yeah, I don't notice it on you. But I think I'd look at you the whole show though. Yeah. I would watch videos that Ballow Weep Girl would cut and it would cut to me and I'm doing like, I'm doing all these weird

like cutting something and a half and touching my ear to my show and I'd be like, I've done it's fucking that shot. But I guess... People don't notice. No, and I was like, oh my God, you need to stop, clink because you're listening to someone's deep, intense conversation and you're looking like an idiot. You don't look like an idiot. It's better than my one. We've spoken

about it at nauseam before about how I say stinky bit and all that stuff all the time and it starts to get annoying because you realise you've done it after you've done it yeah and I'll say sorry yeah you don't realize you've said it's not a conscious thing I have to say I have to say it is conscious it's not like as bad as Tourette's where I can not control it

but like oh in the silence I just sort of start saying it and I'm like fuck up like stop saying that do you know it's weird though it's become quite satisfying to me when you say it yeah and when I say it It's like sometimes, sometimes I'll just go shove it up my ass like that or something or like... Shove it up my stinky bird. Or like put it up there or something like that.

And for some reason, it just makes me... I go, thank you. It's really weird, eh? But I'm never going to. Do you feel that when you do your tick? Like when you touch your chin to your side? I literally go, last one. This is the last one.

And then I'm good. And I'll do it. And then of a sudden like 30 seconds later, I'm like, I think one didn't feel right. Like last one. Okay, this is the like. The amount of times I tell myself it's the last. one is stupid. So I wonder for yours is stims, because mine are vocal stims.

They're called vocal stims. I'm never going to give you shit about it because I'm like, yeah, fine. I get it. Producer Carl. Oh, I just found the video footage of Clint balancing his ball on his forehead like during a call. I sent it to the group chat if you want to see. Did I, do you guys remember that?

I wouldn't even think twice about it because it would just, of course he's met convo. It's when I'm listening to something and I'm not paying attention to what I'm doing because I'm listening. The video is just sending over now. Who was he talking to at this point? Was it a serious person? Like, was it the person trying to divulge all their deep, dark secrets?

The other thing... We need to put that up on social media. Oh, what's going up? And then I'm just straight back into the combos. I'm clearly listening to what she's saying. Do you remember doing that? You don't, eh? No.

We'll get it up on social media. The other thing I do is with cats. So if I have a cat in the room, and it's usually my cat come because I love him like a son. I'll go, I go out to him and I'm like, you're a little stinky little poo bum. I want to kill you. But I love him.

But I like squeeze his head, and sometimes I'll open my mouth, and he's got to the point now where he knows me and he'll put his nose right in my mouth, and I can feel his breath. It's disgusting, me trying to explain it. But I feel the beautiful little breath out of his little nostrils on the back of my throat.

And I go, like that it's fucking weird I mean I don't ever want to judge anybody and whatever you're not hurting anybody but that's fucking gross

I know it's gross and Hannah was like you need to stop doing that because he used to be an indoor cat so he was clean but now he's an outdoor cat we don't know what he's doing where that mouth's been I find it so satisfying

and like every time I see him I just get down on the floor and go I love you like that you can show damn pictures of cats and you'll do that It's like a, I don't know what it is, but I just... I'm going to take a photo of a cat that visits us.

We have a cat next to it. It's like a really white, fluffy cat, like really fluffy, really fluffy. Oh, with the dark, like, facial features. Beautiful, long tails. I die. She comes, she just looks at us from the yard. Maybe it's a boy. I actually think cats love me as well.

Really? A lot of cats run away from Hannah and stuff and they'll see me and they'll go, oh, he's a night. I like a bit of him. I'll take a photo of this cat and see if you like it. I'd go What about the hairless cats? No, not a fan But I still love them

I got this tattoo At a Playboy Model's house in LA She was away So my friend was house sitting for her And she invited a tattoo widest over And she was house sitting for Because of the two hairless cats That are like $10,000 eat

And I don't, I'm scared of cats Is that how much they are? Yeah, so I'm sitting there getting tattoo On the couch While these hairless cats creep around And I couldn't move Because I didn't want Because I was getting tattoo

And I was I'd cuddle them I wouldn't buy one, but I still think they'd love you. What's the teru on your arm symbolise? Because it says what I am. I am dot. Well, it was after I'd like quit my job and been dumped and it was my reminder that I don't, I am not, all I am is just me. And I don't have to put anything after that.

It's enough to just be me. Oh, no, I am someone's a girlfriend. I don't have to, I am a radio host. I am this mother. No, I'm just enough, just the way I am. I am. And that's where there's a dot after it. Oh, I like that.

Yeah. Yeah, it is quite meaningful. Oh, it's not like a dot, dot, dot. It's like, still trying to work that out. Just I am. Complete sentence. You know what? I think the best tattoo I've ever seen, and it's the best one, is Guy Mansell, Meg's husband, and he's got drink more water tattooed on him.

And I need that because I just need to look down and remember. I actually do think one of the great ones of seeing where someone's like, if they bend their arm so that their fist is around like their neck, and it's like a butterfly just above their elbow, and then as they open it up, the butterfly opens it. its wings. So when your arms straight, the wings are open, and then as you bend it, the butterfly closes its wings. That's too weird. Very clever.

Fairy for me. Oh, okay. I'm a man of science. I'll go fuck myself then. Yeah, you should. The estranged husband of mushroom cook killer turns his mind to content creation. Simon Patterson, husband of the triple murder a mushroom cook, Aaron

Patterson, has turned his mind to, he's making a podcast. Oh, right. It's not a cooking show. No, no. He's doing his As you can do a... Beef Wellington. Also, if it sounds like I've edited that because we've gone and jumped from the butterfly tat to that note,

that was just... Just did that thing that we talked about where you go change and we just start talking about something else. Yeah. Because we know we're all done with it. Well, thank you very much for listening to the podcast. That wasn't edited either. See you later.

Love you guys. Producer Carl. Oh, I was just saying, like, on the subject of cats and belly butt... No, what was it? Oh, tattoos. So I saw a guy and on his tummy, he had a picture of a cat. And it was like facing away, looking away

And his asshole was his belly button That's wrong with people That's sad That's sad He's fucking gross He's got to be single Or he's been married 25 years And he thinks he's safe

Yeah It's funny though I reckon when I go to My idea of heaven And I don't believe in it But if it is It's me just laying on the floor With cats

And that's all cruel And that's hell for me I love cats Oh I love them Like the warm I'm never happier Than when I'm laying on the couch Watching a movie

and Kimmy's, like, lying on my lap. What about when, like, George's asleep and warm on you and he's, like, a little warm blow his dad. He doesn't sit at, that boy does not sit still. Really? I've never had him fall asleep on me. Oh, wow. Some kids like that.

You know, I, yeah. He's too, like, he's too active. He won't. Clint's just showed down a photo of a little baby kitten. Look at that. How could you not think that that is the most fucking adorable creature? You need to go to Japan to Tokyo to those kitten cafes. Oh, my God.

I could eat it. I could genuinely. put that in my mouth and just breathe for the rest of my life on that. There's a cat cafe a new market, Dan. There's like one just down the rock. Oh my God, you should go. I went to an otter cafe in Japan. Oh, it's my favourite. And I, yeah, the smell though. I mean, you're not ordering much food there.

I'd forego the smell for the cuteness otters. And then it's a sound they make. Yeah. I did the, um, the pork of pine pot, a kidney cafe in Japan. But then you're like, oh, this is so cool. And then after all, don't you think, be like, oh my God, these otters are just sitting in these tiny little cages in a pool. like on the top level outside someone's deck that's almost like a house converted into and I'm like I feel a bit like

now I've kind of fuelled the I feel like that at the zoo any zoo I'm like oh He's not Kobe They've lost hair They're doing their teeth All right guys We'll get you next time

Hey Latey Okay bye Bye