The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS wigging...

Episode Date: August 27, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Not your mum's podcast, unless she's into absolute filth, in which case. Respect. This is Clint Megan Dance Only fans. Podcast, that is. Scared, you're scared? I'm not. I'm not scared. I'm a little bit nervous.

You're a little scared? But now that you guys aren't scared, I'm like, I'll just stand behind you guys. If the bear eats one of us, it'll be you because you're at the front. You don't have to be faster than the beer, you just have to be faster than the other two. That's true. Welcome to the only fans, everyone, with myself, Clint, Dan and Ashlandon. Yeah.

Hello, darling. How many Kobe's favourites of each of us consumed today? I've had two. Five. Same. He can't be trusted. He's like, you can put food in front of him. Dan sometimes, he'll just start eating it.

And then when he realise how much he's eaten, he'll be like, get that away from me. And Meg and I, when he's not looking, we'll sneak the lollies back in front of him, and he'll be half eating it, and then he'll go, puh, pah, yes, subconscious. It's so subconscious. Yeah.

As I had those amazing Mr. Beast burgers yesterday. Delicious, but for like three hours after that, my stomach was so full because I'd eaten so much. I'm the self-hatred that comes with. I know. You really start to hate yourself, don't you? I was going to ask about that, because those Cabri's favourites boxes aren't that cheap. So are we only doing the Chocolori once today,

or will we be playing on doing any more? Because I thought, well, out of a box, we'd probably get about five rounds out of it. I reckon, no, there's two more rounds in here. There's like seven more. Okay, so by the end of this podcast, There's, there'll be one more round left, so that's good. Okay, we can do that tomorrow.

And tomorrow, no rounds. If I have any more, I'll get diabetes. Right. Okay, so the chocolate lottery is not a benchmark. Great. Nothing makes me happier. Then he makes me laugh. Yeah, it's the joyous laugh.

He has a loud laugh. It just cuts through. I actually used to get, I worked at another radio station a few years ago, and I used to get told off all the time because my laugh was way too loud, and we only had one mic in the producer booth. And so we'd get out of a voice break. Navia, shut up, you can't laugh that much. I'm sorry, you guys are funny.

It's fucking piercing, like my ears are ringing after every show. But obviously it's a compliment because you guys are hilarious or something like that. Thank you. That's so crazy that they wouldn't want to hear the laughter in the background. Well, it was a sport show, so what's so funny? It was a sport show. But, you know, there would be a good one-off gag every now and again.

I just laugh at everything, eh? It's like the canned laughter on friends. Oh, yeah. What's even worse is the canned laughter on a nerd show about the nerd. It's literally my dream job. What are you talking about? BackBang Theory.

Big Bang Theory. If you've ever watched on YouTube, you can watch it without the canned laughter. Horrible. Really? So awkward. Imagine Neeps at a taping of Friends or Big Bang Theory. His laugh would be over everyone.

Yeah, that'd have to shut me up for sure. They'd be like, you forget it's there. But maybe, yeah, I guess you're right, Ash. It's like, when it's there all the time, you don't notice it. But you definitely notice as soon as it. He's, I'll see this all work, hold on. Ah, nothing makes beer taste better than cool, clear, Rocky Mountain Springwater.

Where are the Rocky Mountains anyway? Philadelphia. Really, I thought they were out west someplace. Think about it, Raj. Where did the movie Rocky take place? So awkward. Philadelphia. They're pausing for the laughter.

Yeah, exactly. Right, yeah, because you don't notice it. When there's laughter, you just think, oh, that's just their conversation. Yeah, then it's almost like what we're hearing is probably like a table read, right? Yeah. They're sitting down, going through each episode. I know they do that for movies. I'm unsure whether they'd be doing it for TV shows, but sit down, they do a table read

so they know the timing of different things and how it's going to go. You'd be, surely, you'd be like, this sucks. Like, this isn't funny. Totally. They're making, like, a million dollars an episode by the end of the beginning. Friends money. Yeah, Jim Parsons was the most, it was the highest person. paid person on TV.

But what's he doing now? That's the thing. Well, he doesn't need to do anything. Is he the nerdy guy? Yeah, like the taller one. Let's see. Jim Parsons. I saw him in a movie with...

$160 million he's made from Big... Piss off! 160 million! I told you he was the highest paid person on television. Oh yeah, but I didn't think that much. That's crazy money. Imagine, like, you don't even realize when you sign that deal with Big Bang Theory that it's going to

turn you into a 100 million. Yeah. Let's play the net worth game. I love guessing people's net worths. Same. Okay. Let me cue up some fun little game show music. Here we go. Are you going to be the quiz master? I'll go first. And the first

celebrity on Guess That Net Worth is also from the Big Bang Theory. She's the female man. Her name, Kelly Kuoco. We already know it'll be less because of pay inequality. Well, you say that, Clint. But I'd say she's done more outside of Big Bang Theory than Jim. You know, she's in the e-hostess one.

What's that show that's... Yeah, but that was like... I don't know. I'm going to say she is worth far out. 80 million. And can I encourage you to think, pretend you didn't know how much Jim Parsons was worth? Because that is so much more than we thought.

Okay, I'm going to say 30 million. Yeah, so you'd say 30 million probably. And you said 80 million? Who's closer? $110 million. Oh my God. It's still really high. She's so rich.

Wow. And you're right, when they signed onto that show to do the pilot, they would have been like, oh, this might get picked up and might get cancelled in three weeks. We don't know. Wow. Okay, I'm going to stick with the TV theme. Okay.

Have you guys both seen Breaking Bad? Yep. Yeah. Okay. Who's the guy that plays Walter Wright again? Brian Cranston. Brian Cranston, net worth? 100 million.

75. So you think he's worth less than both the people from Big Game Theory? Only because we're big bad. I think they who did like 16 seasons, you know what I mean? You'd be right, $40 million. Oh, close so. God, he's been robbed. He's done movies and stuff as well.

Yeah, but like I said, the big bag theory is cheap to make. Yeah. And also it's been, like, syndicated into every market in the world. I know Malcolm, just said Malcolm in the middle of my ear. So Frankie Muners, he did, uh... Dancing with the Stars. I've got his network here, if you want to get it. And he also does car racing now.

He's like a racing driver. That's true. He's not making money from me. No. Okay, who's closer? David Schwimmer, Ross from Friends. How much is he worth? 80 mil.

Nah, he's worth more than that. I'd say he'd be 140. 120 dance closer? Jim Parsons still beating everybody. Wow. What about Frankie Munez? Malcolm from Malcolm in the middle. He was a kid when he was at the height of his fame,

so he probably wouldn't have been getting as much as the adults. I'm going to go 15 million. I'm going to go 50, 50 mil. Back down the middle, 30 mil. Oh, good on. Who else is this big? on TV now? Actually, I'm closer than you. What's like the biggest TV show in the world?

TV's got to take in a little bit of, I feel like a hit because of TikTok. You know, like we went through a golden age of TV maybe five to 10 years ago. Yeah, the Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad. All of those big shows. Who would be like the current king or queen of

television? I'd say maybe it would be like the guy from Yellowstone, Kevin Costner. What's Costner getting? I love watching him in anything. In fact, he's in a movie with the guy from Big Bang Theory, Full circle, and it's like about three African-American women who were in the NASA, like,

space program. Like, program and the mission to try and beat the Russians to the moon and just space in general. God, what's the name of it? I watched it and just anything with Kevin Costner, just like, froth, he's just in the best movies.

Do you know what I think will be the queen of television? Is Ellen Pompeo? Because Grey's Anatomy is still going. It is, hey. I thought it was finishing, and then that's now, so I just sort of the day. I guess we're like probably 20 seasons in at this point. Is she's still in it? She's still in it and she's getting $20 million a season. Wow.

So she's earning cash. And she also gets like royalties. Royalties from the previous reruns. Hidden figures, it's on Disney Plus. Hell of a movie. If you like something that's like really gripping based on a true story. What's that got to do with what you're talking about? So Kevin Costner and the guy from Big Bang Theory are both in it.

Oh, okay. Gotcha. Together. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Eugene Levy from Schitt's Creek. The dad, what do we think he's worth? 20 mil.

He also did all of the spinal tap movies and stuff I'm just going to say 30 meal 30 bang on Oh wow good on you ash Thank you oh my gosh JJ Finney's email me because she's going to come on her podcast My podcast with her boyfriend

Oh Manu That's so excited What does she said she said lock me in? She said Hi Ash I actually have your book It's next to my bed It's next to my list I didn't know it was you

Manu is due to leave in Oh gosh Oh yeah because he's leaving soon because he hasn't got a full, like, visa, so he has to get out of the country. She's giving me a mobile phone number. Oh, my goodness, my best friends in the making. Dangbusters. Yeah.

Love it. Stay tuned to that, hopeless romantic. JJ Feeney, Networth. Let's look that up. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. Oh, I'll just text her and ask her. Yeah, we're doing the Net Worth game. What are you worth, but?

I'll go for... It's not going to know. It doesn't know anything. Six million. I know, as if... So Networth.networth.com. Well, you think she's just $6 million in the bank, She's sold all of her shit.

Yeah, it's different. Plus, she would have had to do in the divorce. I think her and Dommer still married, so he'd take half of it. Yeah, so maybe three. So this is what it says. New Zealand media personality, JJ Feeney, was married to Dominic Harvey, also in the media. Yeah, we know that. Yeah, thank you.

And salary insisted that she was worth in 2017, less than one, like it's got the greater or less than one million pounds. Yeah, if it's in pounds, then they've got no idea. We're never going to know. Unless, I think your net worth, once it's over 10 million, that's when the internet starts to know. But a sub 10 millie, who's to know? They have the best and worst assets to sell in terms of, like, property. Because they have property that they could sell and make money,

but they're the worst assets because they actually bought houses for their mums. Well, like apartments for their mums. So how cool. Yeah, but they're going to die, so then you sell them. Yeah. So it's not that bad. But it's like the best asset, because it's like, How cool is it to be able to buy, like to do well enough that you can buy your mum in an apartment or whatever?

And they just live now rent-free there, which they wouldn't go around telling you one about, just because it's a bit like, look at me. Or you've told them. Yeah, but I think it's nice to shout somebody else's generosity out. I'm actually worth 10 million, I should want to tell you. Ash, London. Have you bought your mum a house yet? Networth. She's fine.

She's bought her own house. Ash London is approximately worth $14.5,000. Girl, you're going to sell some problems? I thought I was going to say $14.5 million. Does it really say that? Oh, well, but it's still... 14 and a half million. Most people wouldn't have $14,000 and a half thousand.

What are we working? No, and for Ash London Live, yeah, you're approximately worth 14.5K and make $1.21 a day. God, they've got you well off. The wrong, Ash London. $1.21 a day. If that's your salary, my goodness. Estimated earnings in the last.

last 30 days $4. I swear on my life that's what it's saying. You've got to up your rate, Ash. I don't want to tell you my weekend pay, but it's a lot more than

four bucks a week. I'm just Google Clinton. You've got to be gutted, Ash. There's nothing. I can't find anything about Clint's. It doesn't even come up.

No, Clint doesn't come up. Some more stuff about Rebecca Randall. Is that Ben's wife? Oh, my sister-in-law. Yeah. I used to have a net worth that came up,

but I don't know where they got it from. Clint Randall. Clint has an all-round net worth So of over 20 million. Where's that from? Oh no, that's sorry, that's someone else. That's a different Clint. That's Clint from ZDM.

Yeah, the amount of extra work that dude's doing outside of radio, maybe. Yeah. Oh, my gosh, just look at this photo of Jamie's got to be how sexy Jamie and Clint. Look on the Women's Day couch. That looks more Chriso than ready. That's actually our old couch, the blue one. God himself. God, you're, I'm just looking up all the Ash London.

stuff now. It's got you on the hit network here. Ash London Live, 45,000 subscribers, 51 videos, Ash London Networth. Oh no, it says between $4,000 and $26,000. So they've given a real ballpark figure there. Oh my goodness. You've earned a dollar in the last seven days, four in the last 30 and four in the last 90. Oh no, do you know what that is, darling? It's talking about the Ash London Live YouTube channel, which is now defunct. It's talking about how much it makes ad revenue. That's not how much I as a person are making. You add a couple of zeros to that number, Clint.

Well, you still only get $100. No, no, I mean the $26,000. So she's on 260. People also ask, why did Ash London move to NZ? Is Ash London still married? Yep. Why did she, the only reason she moved because she split up with her husband, maybe,

that's what they're thinking. Oh, it's got this thing about that. It's so awkward. They did a magazine interview. you, Adrian 42 is the reason she's now in Altearoa. He's a big wig. He would die. He would die. A big wig. I've heard that thing

like saying in years. Oh, he is a big wig. I tried to start a movement, you know, like planking, called wigging, and you would just get somebody else with long hair, put your kind of face next to them, and you would drape their hair over your head. That's the lameest shit I've ever heard. Imagine it and kick off. I tried to start a movement like planking, putting other people's hair on my head. started planking, which was just lying down still.

You were saying you were going up to a random woman in the street and going, no, you would get a friend with long, it might be red hair or blonde or whatever, and then you'd see what you look like with long hair, so you'd just start getting all these people like taking photos of them with like long hair. You'd be like, fuck, because then you'd be like, holy shit, have you seen Nipia's latest wigging photo? He looks sick with long hair.

You should grow it, bro, you should grow it. There's way more chat on that than. Did you see Dan lie down like a plank? No, I wasn't planky. Go over and wig with ash. I've got a head vonger. Come on, no, no, I was going to say she didn't have only sick the last couple of days

and not putting my face near her face. You could do it, Dan. We can Photoshop it. Yeah. Now there's apps. Do you want a wig on him? Yeah, you go, wig on Dan. Do you say we or wig?

I do need to work. You wish, mate. You wish. What a great two truths, one liar story that would be. Now, Bella, our webbill's running in. You don't need to run in for this. You're going to have to be lower,

and Ash kind of drapes it over. And then what you want to do, Bella, is crop Ash, out of it so you can't see that it's the bella's divine and then we get to kind of see what Dan style it style it and then I'd have to Photoshop you out of it yeah so it just looks like Dan's grown is here so this is Clint's new tree and it's called wigging how does he look you almost can't even see Ash yeah good she's great at it and then we'll show Ash the photo yeah okay now how does he look when usual

Oh, my God. Oh, okay, he's such an amazing thing. I look like the worst bogut ever. Don't grow up. It was amazing. Clint, you've literally had that hairstyle, like the long perm. You've had that. Wow.

Actually, yeah, I'd dig a photo with ashes hair, and I'd have another photo in my photo library. It's the exact same thing. Could I have your hair? It's pretty wonderful, but it's pain in the dick. Oh, then I don't want it. Yeah, I remember having long hair, just even sleeping as you'd roll over. Your shoulder would catch it and pull it. And it was like, oh my God.

My and my shampoo costs $80 for the shampoo and $80 for the conditioner. It's like a normal bottle. It smelled really clean. Yeah, it is. I washed it this morning. If you'd smelled it yesterday, it would have vomited in your mouth. I just, no, that's bad. It didn't smell, it just smelled like dry shampoo.

Oh, that's fine. You know, because I'd used so much trash shampoo. I didn't have another day in me today. You know, one of the worst smells in the world, in my opinion, is the smell of, like, unclean hair. I used to, like, you know, when you get a piggyback from someone, and you like go on their back and you smell their head. The air is dense with the smell of them. Yeah, yuck.

No, no, no, no, no. What do you think is the worst smell? I don't like the smell of so many things. My wife's farts. Oh, because it's like... Because it's just like, let's... Which is double standard because I'll do it in front of... But I think it's more like, I can put up with a bad smell,

but if it's coming from my wife, I'm like, nah, let's not change the incredible image that I have of you, babe. Let's not do anything that, like... brings that down. I don't like the smell of um like uh when how do I describe it like when natural things go sludgy and moldy. So like leaves or there's like a like a have you smelled the inside of a water bottle that's had protein powder like inside it. So once I love a protein shake and then just put the lid bit like it's empty but you put the lid on and you find it in your car like a week later. I once went to Italy and left my protein half full on my desk.

And Ego, who worked at the office, was like, oh, what's in this? Ego. And he'd in, like, four weeks. And he opened it up, and they were, like, nearly had to evacuate the whole office. That's horrendous, eh? Yuck. So bad, that stuff. If you spill protein powder anywhere, get rid of it ASAP.

Because if you don't, you'll have to, like, burn the car. Yeah. And the worst smell I think I've ever smelled is we had, I can't remember the name, but he was, like, a sportsman he came in, and he had an amp, he was an amputee. I can't remember his name. name but it was years ago and he took his fake leg off and he was like smell inside it it's the worst smell in the world and I remember smelling it and being like oh that's fine but really like dry reaching it was because it was just like the smell of sweaty leg really but man or when people

have those spaces in their earlobes when you take the spacer out the earlobes stinks yeah spacer oh yeah ears stink have you ever smelled the inside of an air dirty ear no no neither All right, we'll wrap it up and leave it there I think we've got a few We've set it off We've got a special person That we're going to be doing an interview with Like right now

That you will probably hear about later on this week I really need to wait Okay Well, Dan, you've got an appointment Yep To record a song for the show Yeah, it's postcode playlist about Hamilton Oh great

Weikato region He sampled it for me yesterday It is the best Should I give you a little sneak peek now? Go on. Yeah, we need something to counteract the laugh that I made about Hamilton this morning. Well, Dan's finding that. I thought this was funny, and then I didn't read the room very well.

I was actually on holiday in Hamilton. Wow. Oh, sorry. I've gone up for my high school reunion. I was like, who goes to Hamilton for a holiday? But we didn't laugh. We should have laughed altogether and he moved on. It wasn't funny.

She went to a reunion. So you were laughing at whatever place you went to high school, which makes you a shit, man. Okay, we're getting a preview. Dan's got to fix it with us. Okay, hold on, oh God. Everyone laughs at Auckland, like, it's weird, huh? No, but they laugh at like... Oh, no, hold on.

You can't find it. Yeah, like, you can laugh at Auckland saying it's like, who the hell we want to be out of there? I feel like Hamilton's one of those places where it's like fair game, you can take a few shots and they just laugh and get it. I don't know. I'm just opening the lyrics, hold on.

I'm ready to wrap this up because we were supposed to call that very special person 10 minutes ago when I don't only go away. And you're still running around trying to get her on. Okay Here we go Taylor Swift Two words Okay

Oh you're gonna live sing it Just a real quick bit Oh okay go There's a place known as Wichetto Just down from Pocono Couple hours from Lake Topo If you drive really slow It's the capital of Estudize

Less girls there than there are guys Okay, that's it. I love that. See, he's talking about how there's STIs and stuff that's mean to Hamilton. Yeah, but people from Hamilton made those suggestions. Yeah, I didn't write any of those lyrics to be fair. I love how he's chosen a soul that's right in his wheelhouse.

He's like, yeah, that's actually in my vocal range. I want to do something that's going to make me sound amazing. Well, I didn't think it was, and then I sung it. I was like, oh, no, that's bang on in there. All right, I love you guys. Bye. Bye. See ya.