The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS you guys literally have the same DNA?!

Episode Date: June 16, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast that should have been cancelled before it even started. This is Clint, Meg and Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast that is. Hoiyaa! Welcome to the OnlyFans, everyone. Got me, eh? Got em!

Clint was like, can I get a hoiya? I went, hoiyaa. Did not. Did not. That sort of died, eh, the hoiyaa? Yeah, Dan... Everybody was doing it. Dan was actually the person who was in the front leading the charge with the hoi a's.

I'd be lying if I said I came up with it, but I think maybe I'd like to say that I was one of the few people that got it going in New Zealand. Like an instigator for the viral hit that was Huyang. I did it on a plane once. It landed and I went, we're flying from I think Auckland to Christchurch and we landed and as we landed I went, can I get a higher?

And everybody in the plane went, higher. It was so good. One of the best moments of my life. Was it a radio thing or you just did it for fun? Radio, radio. I think they dared it to me and I was like, I'll fucking do that. Great. There's just nothing funnier than 150 adults on a plane going, hiya!

Our brains are wide different, eh? I love it. I'd do that. No, thank you Hmm. I'd said to the lady because there's a lady sitting next to us like when I we land just so you know I'm gonna yell out. Can I get a higher and she was like quite old. She's like, what do you mean? And I was like, yeah, it's just a funny trend that's going around at the moment We're like so much more funny when you have to explain that How did you what did you say to her I just said I'm gonna do that and she and just didn't want to scare the fucking living bejesus out of her. But how did you, what did you say to her?

I just said I'm gonna do that and she, and I said you need to, after I say it, go Hiya! Really loud and she went and got into it. Loved her. Oh wow, so you didn't actually explain the proper like meaning behind it. You just said don't worry about it ladies, it's just a viral thing. Don't worry about it ladies, I'm just being funny fucked. Yeah, yeah, fuck her, just go with it bitch.

I'm just being fucking epic. Okay. Yeah. Do you want to be part of this cool ass audio or not? Do you think it would still work if I went out now and did it? Yeah, why don't you try it? Why don't we go out into the Irish and people will still do it. As long as you proper come out and go.

I will, I'll go right out. I'll get on OB1 because I'll be able to hear it better. If you can log on to the Thailand. Oh this is fun, I love doing this sort of shit. Oh. Can I get a hoi out? Okay, can you hear me, Clint? Let's see.

You hear me? There you go. Yep. Okay. Right, I'm gonna go where there's a lot of people. Where is it? Oh, there's a few people here today. Can you hear me, Clint?

Yep, loud and clear. Okay, okay. Where should I go? I'll go somewhere where there's a lot of people If you went upstairs way more, but are we ready can I get a higher It was a very subdued hoia. Can I get a hoia? That was pathetic. That was no better.

That was worse I think, second time. Oh, who was the one? Hoia. Was that Katie who did the hi one? Yeah, she went real into it. I like that one. Mm. Yeah, the people turning around,

they were kind of like, hoia. I've got stuff to do. Yeah, I'm busy with work. Yeah, it's dead isn't it? Yeah, it's dead. Not as dead as dabbing, and Dan still does that. I dab every now and then, I'm trying to bring it back. I think it's cool.

Pfft! Pfft! Especially when you go pfft with it. Yeah. I think so. Oh, funny funny. Crack up. You're going to be, oh no, you're here tomorrow,

just not Thursday out. Yeah, and then I'm going to Melbourne for three days over the long weekend. Hang out with your bro and... Yeah, my brother Simon. He lives over there. Should we ring him? Yeah, go on. See what he's got planned.

It is the person who is hosting to have the agenda. Yeah. I don't know his number. Whereabouts in Aussie? Simon. Melbourne. Okay. Simon, I think't know his number. Whereabouts in Aussie? Melbourne. Simon, I think this is him here. Could take you to an NRL game. 0061. Although the Warriors are playing at home.

Jens Penrith. Is he an NRL fan? Is he like sport? Nah, he's not really into that sort of thing. He's like me. What's like me? Hey, what's he into? He's a number you have called is not currently active or is Messenger

Terrible Dan hold on. I know I've got other numbers for It's not Simon the horny farmer You've got some in the harmony farmers number of your own brother the horny farmer. You've got Simon the horny farmer's number of your own brother. The horny farmer? Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny,

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What's your Aussie number? Okay. Okay. Zero, zero, one. No, now we're all going to be able to call Simon. How much younger is he than you? He's... He's 40, eh?

Oh fuck, Clint, that's the gang on you. Fuck off. That doesn't make any sense. That doesn't make any sense. Josh, what a sad little man. He's trying to make everybody's old with him. Sorry Clint, that's your gang. He's pathetic. I'm definitely editing this out.

Oh, you're a loser. Let me just concentrate. Oh my God. How focused do you have concentrate. Oh, f- Oh my god. How focused do you have to be to just put numbers into a phone? Hmm, hmm. 103. You can't multitask, can you Meg? Oh god, no he can't.

The number you have called is not currently active or is in- Hey Dan, in case you can't get hold of me mate, try this one. What about if you called him via... Oh no, that'll be through your phone, don't worry. Facebook. I can call him through Facebook if you want. We have to do something after we've talked about it for the past. Fuck, he better be an absolute chat.

Honestly, the yarns he better have ready to go after this build up. What do we think he's got planned from? Maybe, I reckon they have nothing but he'll say something like, oh we could go to like the aquarium or something. Something like that. He'll just throw out something random that sure it's kind of okay to do. What do we all think Simon's got planned for Dan and his mum team? Zoo. Are they in Melbourne? Yeah. Zoo. They're gonna be like, have you ever been on a tram before? Yeah. Tram. Federation Square. There might be, what else can you do in Melbourne? Meth's quite prolific up in Aussie. Is it? Yeah. Yeah very. They love that shit over there. A Melbourne storm playing this weekend?

Here we go. At home? The number you have called is not currently active or is inbound. I know, I might have to edit this out. Incredible, absolutely amazing. You're gonna have a really great time in Melbourne, my friend. I know why that didn't work.

I know why that didn't work. While you're doing that, do you know what I'm super pumped about? Because you know there's the show rule, if you go overseas, you gotta bring back everyone gifts. Dan's going overseas and then Zoe Euclund you're going to Japan Oh yeah Yep

True, do you guys like soy sauce? Yep Yes I like it, especially if it's from Japan The number you have called does not currently exist All invalid Your brother does not want to talk to you Nah Storm are playing in Sydney too Damn this is crazy

This is the seventh time Shush Okay Sydney to this is crazy don't know if anyone said pub yet but that's good option true but if he said Does it really drink? Definitely. Come on. It's going to do it. There we go. Oh my god. Chick will pick up. Wrong number. He won't. He'll put him to voicemail. Hello? Hi Simon. It's Clinton Meeg. Uh, yeah.

Is that Simon? That's not Simon is it? No. Who have we got? William Graske. Do you used to work with Simon? Simon who? Wibby. Wibby no. What does he do?

What does he do? He works at a building in the city of New York. Pleasant. Webby. Webby? No. Go work with the leader. What's that? What does he do? He works at... He's a building... See you later. Have you had this phone for a long time?

Could it have been... Yeah, I've had this number for years, mate. Oh, thank you. Sorry, William. Sorry, Will. Bye. Far out. As soon as he went,

Hello? I was like, your brother sounds 60. I was making an age joke before, I went way too young. I honestly think if I had the ability to prove it right, I'd bet the house that man had no more than six teeth. Oh, I got another one. How many numbers does this guy have? Does he have a girlfriend? Because if he's got this many burner numbers, I'd be sus if I was Specifically for his brother though. Yeah

This will be him this will be him You can talk to him. Simon. Hello Simon speaking. Simon! Simon it's me again, Clint and Dan your brother and we were just calling because we know he's coming to visit you and we want to know the itinerary you've planned for him. What have you got planned? Oh jeez. Wow, you know a lot of the weather is

terrible here at the moment. So, um, yeah, it's not looking great. I'm just looking outside now. It's pissing down with rain and it's freezing. It's freezing. What would an indoor option be? I suppose they don't know that. We're going to go to the aquarium. Shut up! We're going to the aquarium.

I guessed aquarium! Yeah. Yeah, we're going there. We're going to going to the aquarium. I guessed aquarium! Yeah, dammit. Yep, we're going there. Yeah, we're going to go to the aquarium. Um... Could go to the zoo, but it's a bit shit. That was my guess. The Melbourne Zoo. The Melbourne Zoo?

Yeah, I think the Melbourne Zoo's a bit poo. Yeah, me and Mum went, like, last time she came over and it was pretty shit, to be honest. Like, the Auckland one's heaps better. Mmm. Heh. Yeah, yeah, and like Australia's. But other than that just, yeah,

other than that probably just go up for a few dinners and lunches, there's plenty of good food over here. Have you booked anything? I haven't booked anything, no. Actually no, I have booked a place for mum's birthday dinner on Friday night, so. Okay, good. So that's about it. But yeah, we'll just wing it, you know.

Simon sounds like your older brother. He sounds manlier than you. He does sound way manlier. He is, he's much manlier than me. Oh god yes. He's got a sleeve tattoo Clint. Oh yeah. You guys would get on I reckon.

A sleeve and a half. A sleeve and a half. Oh and I haven't seen, oh no I have seen your other half. Have you seen Dan's tattoo though? I have seen his tattoo, yes, but um, we need to extend that a bit I reckon. His little paper plane from Taylor Swift. Oh shut up! On his ankle!

On his ankle! Where his ankle, just above where his ankle goes. My brother Simon and my mum have matching tattoos and they were like, do you want to go and matching with us? And I said, no, I've got this crappy, bloody paper plane on my ankle. Are you going to go get a matching tattoo? You know, we've actually booked in a tattoo for you Dan,

when you're over. Not happening. It's the Warriors tattoo. 2025 champs. Yeah, you might have to do that this year. They're going pretty well. I think Clinton Simon would get a long win. I said, oh, maybe I'll take you to a Melbourne Storm game.

He goes, no, no, he's not into that. Look, we're already talking sport. Oh, OK. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we'll go for a go-to game. I actually went to the Warriors game over here a few, oh, about a month ago.

Oh, when we got pumped. They got thrashed. Yeah, that doesn't sound like them. Yeah, it was like only one of three games we've lost this year, thank you, Dan. Okay. Oh yeah, that sounds like fun. Maybe we worked with the wrong Webby.

Yeah, I reckon, yeah, I'll come over and, you know. And isn't Simon in a band? Yep, well, he used to be. He can play drums. I was, yeah. Broke up over COVID, but we're doing something else. So if you came over here and did radio and did Dan's job, what would he be doing if he did yours?

Well, he'd just be an account manager for a timber and construction company. Oh, timber and construction, I don't know if he taught the lingo. I couldn't, I guess a four by2 and a bit of diff, no. Bit of diff? Bit of DILF. DILF.

Bit of DILF. That's just me. And also if you're an account manager you've got to be working with numbers and I don't know if maths is your strong suit band. Nightmare. Nightmare. Hey we should play some of Simon's band. If you go on YouTube, should we play Advocates?

Yeah Advocate. Yeah that's Simon's band. Play Abaddon. Aladdin. Abaddon. Aladdin? Abaddon. Advocates. What's it called? Abaddon.

Abandon. Yeah that's them. Abaddon. Oh yeah. You think you're a fucking good drummer. This is Simon's band. This is him, remember, this is him drumming. Also I don't think I'm a good drummer Simon, I think I did. I thought you did awesome. Oh thank you Simon. For no, for nobody, you know, one lesson was made of you. Daniel has never said that to me. Yeah you guys are so different.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Just wait, just wait. They look cool too in the music video. Meanwhile Dan's doing musical theatre. You guys could not be more different. You're literally the same DNA somehow. Exactly the same, just remixed.

We're different and similar in a lot of ways. Have you seen the movie Twins with Arnold Schwarzenegger and then you're what's telling us? Why Danny Dupic? Or as Meg would say, Danny Zuko. Danny Zuko. Deep cut. Producer Carl. I was just wondering, next time you guys are going to have a family get together, can he come over here? Because me and Clint and Napes and...

So we want to have a beer with this guy. Yeah. Bloody hell. I'll be coming over this year. This year at some point. I want to join your band too, Simon, that's so sick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be a good band. Yeah, definitely. Yeah.

100%, we don't have a bass player, we just, we do tracks on the bass. Lock me in, lock me in, I'm a bass player, Simon. Lock me in. There you go. Anyway, well thank you very much, see you on Thursday, can't wait. Yes, nah, can't wait, very excited.

Yep, the car seat in the car and everything Yeah car seats in the car. It's all sorted. I love this. You're playing this It's quite the quite the juxtaposition Yeah, I think so. It's been a Bloody laugh channel with you bro. So have the best time with your mum and Dan over the long weekend Yeah, we'll do thanks for the call guys. Good chatting Rover music radio podcasts