The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFANS - YOU KEEP LOOKING AT MY CHEST!

Episode Date: March 17, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the podcast that should have been cancelled before it even started. This is Clint Beggin Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast that is. Welcome to the OnlyFans everybody. Welcome. Dan's in a strange mood. He's been doing his little weird Toretsi tick thing that he does.

But he's been adapting it for, I don't know, originality. Yesterday he said to me, oh no, I smell a chuff. So it's normally a stinky burp. Yeah, I don't know. I think I've been a bit nervous, a bit sort of, what's the word, anxious today. Because we're going out to do this thing, this, oh, can I say? Well, we're doing a thing after the show, recording some stuff. No, but it would have happened by the time this goes out.

So we can. No, I said to Clint earlier, they don't want people knowing that we're ****, so we just don't talk about it. Oh, then fuck, we won't talk about it then, then. It's because I didn't listen to the fucking instructions. Well, instead, I'm going to do the dedication today. Are we continuing? Are we happy for us to continue?

Yeah, sure. Just while you're finding someone, why when you say, oh, I smell a stinky chuff, why do you do it in an English accent now? Are we happy for us to continue? Yeah, sure. Just while you're finding someone, why when you say, oh, I smell a stinky chuff, why do you do it in an English accent now? I don't know. And it was one time I said it, so it's not necessarily. And what is the crunchy one he's doing? Oh, yes.

Oh, what was that one you said? Mmm, I want this. What was it? Mmm, I like something crunchy. What was that one? I don't know. I say some things sometimes. You don't even know what you're saying.

It's a hard to explain situation, but I say things, and for some reason it makes my brain relaxed. And it makes you feel... Imagine scratching an itch, I guess. If you scratch an itch, here you go. We've talked about it too much. You brought it up! We've talked about it. Yeah, Dan, can you just give it up?

Honestly, all we care about is your fucking stim. We've talked about it too much. We've talked about his... You brought it up! We've talked about his... Yeah, Dan, can you just give it up? It's so much. Honestly, all we care about is your fucking stim. I know, I know. But you guys brought it up. Can I just say, I didn't want to talk about this. I'd prefer to talk about Melissa Briggs. Oh, Melissa. We love Melissa.

Yeah. She's just getting into the fourth wing books. Yeah, great. Because of your recommendations, Meg, and yours, Clint. I know you guys are both reading them. Oh, yeah, do you have the first book my wife wants to read it I know Bex still has yet to bring it in

she said tomorrow she said tomorrow like a week ago and she's got three chapters left so this podcast is going out to Melissa Briggs a member of the

Edge Podcast fam on Facebook you too can join if you're not a member just text fam to 3343 you didn't give us any Melissa stats

so Melissa is she wears glasses. It's because he hasn't done his homework and actually prepped it. I've given you the fact that she started reading Fourth Wing.

What else can you, I'd love to know. Is she married? Is she in a relationship? She's got two dogs by the looks of it on her Facebook. She wears glasses.

She's got brunette hair. And I tell you what, she's gorgeous. That's everything I know about her. When are we going to call these dedications? View profiles. I feel like he gave enough. I feel like you guys cannot keep bringing down the dedications.

They're a much loved part of the show. Hey, anything to get him to just fucking shut up about his bloody stims. Jesus, you've got to stop talking about this. I won't shut up. I won't talk for the rest of this podcast. Fine. Well, to stop talking about this. I won't shut up. I won't talk for the rest of this podcast. Fine. Well, which is it? You said, I won't shut up,

and then you said, I'll shut up for the rest of this podcast. I'll shut up for the rest of the podcast. Here we go, from now. Dan's not saying a word for the rest of the podcast. What if you smell a stinky chuff? What if Clint farms?

One of them, because Clint's recently been around Gastro and he did an Angunui one earlier and you got really upset about it, didn't you? Do you want another one? I mean, I can give you one. I mean, speak now or forever hold your peace. I'll either do one unless anyone

objects. I vote no, but you need two votes, don't you? I need two objections. Yeah, I vote no. So it's one no. Going. Going. Three. I vote no. So please don't. It's a one no. Going. Going. Three. Two. One. I was chanced in. I know it's not a Friday, so we don't normally do a guest at far. I thought you would have

broken there. No? Oh, he's still not saying anything? We need two votes. I thought you would have broken there. No? Oh, he's still not saying anything? We need two votes. I vote no. Stay here, Webby. You didn't object. Stay here. Yep, shut the door. Lock him in. Shouldn't do that if it's not a Friday to be fair Maybe

Come back We have to record this before we catch up with Jamie from Mavs Oh Jamie from Mavs is coming in the studio Jamie from Mavs is coming in the studio Yes she is We need to keep the door open Hear it out Daniel

Are you going to say something? No, still no As stubborn as you Fucking great No one's that stubborn Awesome So what, you're just going to sit down there Yeah, this is where I'm doing the podcast from

That's a gastro fart I can't do it Sun's safe for the baby Sun's safe for the baby. Sun's safe. Oh, he's talking. He just said. Yeah, I can hear him in the background.

Yeah. Okay. Anyway, I don't want to, like Dan said, I don't want to be known as the fart guy. And I'm worried I'm going to be known as that guy. I didn't even want to do guess the fart on Fridays anymore in the new year. I was like, new year, new show. What do you mean? You don't want to do it anymore? I got forced into it. Well, I just don't want to do Guess the Fart on Fridays anymore in the new year. I was like, new year, new show. What do you mean? You don't want to do it anymore?

I got forced into it. Well, I just don't want to be known as the fart guy. Well, what else do you do? Oh. Oh. What else do you do? I want a rebrand. Dan, you won't be the stinky butt guy if I'm not the fart guy. He said, Dan, you won't be the stinky butt guy if I'm not the fart guy. He said, Dan, you won't be the stinky butt guy

if I'm not the fart guy. Yeah. Have you got anything to say to that? Yes, you can talk. Do you want to talk? Clint, the problem is, you just keep farting. There we go. It's not like we're forcing you to fart. Well, I'm not forcing you to say, oh, I can smell a stinky chuff. He said, I'm not forcing you to say I can smell a stinky chuff.

Yeah, but that doesn't worry me. I'm quite happy to say stinky little chuff all the time. Right, worry me. I'm quite happy to say stinky little twiffle all the time. Right, well, anyway, we got him to break, Clint, so... No, but that's it. I think we've hit a new low here with the podcast. I think we sort of wrap it up from here. No, we're not wrapping it up from here. And I think we go from now on, Clint, if you want to fart,

it's up to you. That makes me sad. But he will. He'll still do it. He did it today. He's done it basically every day. No, he doesn't want to do it. Apparently he's just been pressured to do it this whole time.

I'm just doing it because, you know, I get a reaction. The baby's upset. I can feel them. They're crying. Oh. The baby's crying. I'm going to go back in. Oh.

Can you get out of my studio? Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Is it safe? If you were the chick from Mavs, would you be able to... I'm coming back out. I honestly smell like mince pies and turnip in there. I don't know why.

I mean, neither. He said it would have been the pork dumplings last night. How long were the pork being dead? Jesus Christ. Why do I find this so funny? I feel like I should have. Yeah, but the problem is those that don't, they're well gone. Oh, there they go.

I just find it so funny. I do. I just think it's hilarious. Can we talk to Jamie from Mavs about how her relationship is over? Or do we still have to pretend like she's in this magical space with her partner and the show's still on and they're still together? This week it's airing that she says I love you and he doesn't say it back. You know what needs airing?

That studio. She's going to walk into a fucking cloud of shit. Do you know what, though? I reckon she's going to think into a fucking cloud of like shit do you know what though i reckon she's gonna think you did it why me she won't think it's me i'm wearing a pretty pink dress she'll look at clint and go he doesn't fart and she'll so she'll look at me and go that's a fart that guy's a farter all right actually i think you're right hey producer neeps if you walked in and you were a chick from maths which of the three of us do you think would have done that? Somebody's letter for Ripper.

Go on. Producer Neepa. Neepa. Yeah, Producer Neepa. Neeps, if you walked in and you'd never known us and the studio stunk of fart, who would you be guessing did it? Oh, that's a stitch-up of a question. Dan.

Yeah. No, he did it again. Not talking again now. Come in here, big guy. Oh, that's me. No, we can't be mean to Dan. People get upset with us when we're like that. Yeah, what is this bullshit about Dan being bullied the most?

That's crap. Did we hear this morning about how excited you guys were that I might be a little ugly? Yeah, but then, ironically, you were the best looking out of the three of us according to science. Yeah, but you actually, behind the scenes, off-ear, Clint said, I reckon you only got higher because he didn't want to be mean to a

girl. Fucking fact that he said that. Absolute fact. And that wasn't even only a gag. That's just real. What a bloody peg, Clint. What a peg. Yeah. But do we think that's what actually happened, Dan? That, like, he's gone, oh, I can't give the trick the ugliest score.

I've got to give her the best. Yeah, I think it would have been more talkability if he'd gone, she's a three. What? Because people would have been like, So you think the whole thing's fake then? You think the whole thing's fake? He even admitted himself that he rage baits people a bit with his ratings.

Like, Ryan Gosling of five and a half. If he wanted more of a rage bait, he should have given you slower, if you know what I mean. Like a 5.9. Because then people would be like, oh, Meg's not that ugly. Does that mean if you guys don't believe my score, you don't believe your scores?

No. I believe mine. I mean, in all seriousness, I'd say I'm the ugliest one of the three of us. If I looked at the three of you, I would. Don't you put your rod in that pond trying to reel in a fucking compliment fish? No, but genuinely, I would. I'd go, oh, Meg's... I'd put Meg as one, Clint as number two,

and I'd be uglier than both of you. Definitely. There'd be people that disagree, but I think personally, that's what I'd say. Yeah, but I think you're, again, just saying that because I'm a girl, and you have to. You can't be like, well, Meg's obviously clearly the... Well, yeah, if I was going to be attracted to anyone on the show,

if I was forced to, if I was with a gun to my head, you, yes. Thank you. Gun to your head, that's fine. But then Clint would be- Choose one.

Or your family died. I can't do it. Okay, Meg's hot. Don't go shoot me. No, no. Yeah, I want to see if we can do more of these things. Like Clint,

I was saying that we should set up a charisma test and stuff. We'll see what we get. Yeah, thecharismaman. we can do more of these things. Like Clint, I was saying that we should set up a charisma test and stuff. We'll see what we get. Yeah, thecharismaman.ig. Does that exist? No. The Charisma Man. But there are coaches out there.

Well, that's just Riz nowadays, isn't it? Charisma's Riz. I'm a Riz coach. I think... How would you test it? I actually don't think you've got much Riz, Meg. I don't think I've got much Riz. What the fuck?

Are you joking? You've never seen my Riz because I've never ever used Riz. I think you't think I've got much Riz. What the fuck? Are you joking? You've never seen my Riz because I've never ever used my Riz. I think you're a little bit embarrassing. I've never used my Riz on you. Use it now. Come and Riz me up. No, I'm not going to go and fucking Riz you up. Come and Riz me. If you're so good at Riz,

come and Riz me. I can't just turn it on like that. You're obviously not a good Riz-er. Clint would. Yeah. Okay, go Riz him then. He's just looking at me and I'm feeling all funny. So you don't have to say anything to him. No, say something though. No, fine.

I always turn on his pen. Take the pen out of your mouth because that's doing nothing. Say something. Say, okay, I'll give you both a turn to say something as rizzy as you can get. Rizzy. Rizz isn't like a sentence. What's the most charismatic line you could give me to make me attracted to you?

Go. And I could just be anyone. It's hard when it's still supposed to be so far to the end. It doesn't, does it? Oh, no. It does actually, God. Jamie's going to be in here in 18 minutes. Oh, fair enough.

Jesus, if it still smells like that in 18 minutes, man. Yeah, okay. Well, we're going to have to wrap this up, so you've got to hit Dan with a line. Come on, Meg. Okay. Imagine I've just sat down. We're on a date.

We've been talking on Tinder, and you've given me some good chat on the chat, okay? Good chat on the chat, okay. Okay, so we've been talking on Tinder and you've given me some good chat on the chat. Okay. Good chat on the chat. Okay. So we've been chatting on Tinder. I've just met you. Oh Jesus there she is. Okay. Oh what does that mean? Oh I don't like the photos but hi. Hey how are you?

Good thank you. It's nice to meet you finally. Really nice to meet you too. Yeah. It's been a while hasn't it? Keep looking at my chest. Smoking grief. Oh, I couldn't fucking miss them. Can't save them on the first date. They're full of milk.

It's hard to hide them these days. I'll tell you what they're not full of, Riz. Okay, right. Okay. All right, we'll catch you tomorrow, guys. If anyone is still listening to this You're one of the top five That might have got to the end

This is the worst one we've done No it isn't We've done worse We've done worse If anything I just want to apologise I just want to apologise to the girl that we dedicated Melissa Briggs Melissa you've forgotten her name already And you dedicated it I was going to apologise to the girl that we dedicated this to. Melissa Briggs. Melissa, you've forgotten her name already and you dedicated it.

No, I was going to say Briggsie. Oh, Briggsie. Yeah, Briggs. Yeah, sorry, babe. You got one, though. You got one. Yeah. If I were you, I'd just get back to your books you were reading.

We'll do better. We'll do better. Will we, though? Probably. We'll do better. Tomorrow. We'll see you then.