The Edge Breakfast - ONLYFARTS Dans out of body experience...

Episode Date: April 28, 2025

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McGinn Dance OnlyFans. Podcast that is. Kia ora everybody, welcome along to the OnlyFans podcast. The, um... The big reveal. The reveal, the telling of the secret.

Part one. Okay, let me... Hold on, before we go into it, Clint's got a little dedication because he's received a big package. Oh, I got a massive package. What about the envelope you just received? Delivered to Clint and Friends of the Edge. And it's from JFW.

John from Parmy. John from Parmy. Yeah, I don't know what the JFW is. Oh, the John from Parmy. What's the W? JFW. John from? John from?

Is it called? I don't know. We were trying What's the W? JFW. John from... Whangarei? Whangarei. Is it called? Don't know. We were trying to work out what the JFW was. But anyway, John, this podcast goes out to you. I'm sure you're listening because, shit, man, you might know us better than our partners

because he's sent us a bunch of gifts, a few things for my birthday that are specific to me. He's gone and done what I do. He's bought about seven or eight bags of Macintosh toffees and then just pulled out the coconut ones and given me my own little special bag and I've got a special mug. Don't scare me. I fart easy.

But not just that. Like a whole load of other stuff. He's got stuff for Cal from the night show. Yeah, for Dan he got him the Pursuit of Grouchiness book because you're always grumpy. Yeah. Oh, he also got you some Formula One cards. Some Formula One cards, because I'm always grumpy about Formula One and how Liam Lawson gets bullied.

I have some. I'm wearing them now. Some Lord of the Rings necklaces. Yes. Oh, my God. Love that. Thank you. They look lovely as well.

I thought they were actual real diamonds, but I think they're just plastic, aren't they? No, this is the... I've got the ring, and I've also got Erwin's necklace. Oh, my God. My goodness. He knows you very well.

I'm not sure what that means, but it does... I mean, the ring, I remember that from the movie. You know the goodness. He knows you very well. I'm not sure what that means, but it does. I mean, the ring, I remember that from the movie. You know the ring. And then, like, Avengers stuff for Cal even from the night show. He's got stuff for, like, producers. It's just, like, everything is really tight. Even Sharon. Sharon ended up getting, she must like.

Oh, I have her thing because she's not here anymore. Yeah. He found, he knows she loves the Spice Girls and found a Spice Girls Spice World tape, cassette tape. Incredible. And bought it. It's mental.

I don't know how long John has been curating all these different items for us, but we bloody appreciate it, John. You would spend a lot of money, spend a lot of time doing that. So hopefully you're a listener to this podcast. Appreciate it. And you're very lucky, John,

because this is a very special podcast. This is a podcast that's been the months in the making. Megan, I don't know what's happening. Clint does. Okay, we have Claire. Claire is sitting on hold and I'm going to bring her in now so she can quietly sit in the background

and get up to speed so when I do bring Claire in she knows exactly what is going on. Right. Okay, because I think she's being let in on what is happening a little. A lot more than, say, Meg or Dan. Are you listening? Right.

Or is she from, like, a health and safety or something? No. Right. You there, Claire? I am here. I'm here. I know the name Claire Turnbull. I know who Claire is.

So this has made me more curious, but it hasn't given me any answers. But I do know who she is. Okay, Claire. Well, yeah, Claire's a fan of the show, and I was like, good. Are you, Claire? No way. Oh, I'm a fan of yours. Yeah, but I follow you guys all on the ground.

Okay. Do you know Claire? You know Claire? I don't know what you do, but I've heard her name. Okay, Meg, you can explain to her. I don't think Dan will click on what's going on. Claire, am I correct in saying that you're like a nutritionist and, like, you talk about well-being and stuff online and eating

and you know a lot about that? Yes, that is me. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So I don't know what that's got to do with a nutritionist.

Like a dietician, is that right? Or is that a different term? Yes. Yes. Yes, I am those things. Okay. Okay. Now, what has Dan said he'll eat?

Clint, is that what it is? Oh, my God. Is that what it is? I can't remember. Now, what has Dan said he'll eat? Clint, is that what... Oh, my God. Is that what I said? I can't remember. Well, I'm so glad. You have been told a little already off your A, Claire, because otherwise it's going to come as just as much of a shock to you as Dan. Yes, hopefully.

Hopefully I got it right. And the fact that you've still taken our call shows the type of person that you are, Claire, so thank you very much. Okay. What have I said? Dan's going to be able to work it out very quickly what he's going to be doing when I play this audio from... I might not do it.

I'm not going to. I won't do it. You've already said you're going to do it, apparently. That's why this has happened. But sometimes I say shit, don't I? Yes, you do, Dan. Like I can say, you know, do anything. It doesn't mean I'll actually do it.

Three of you. Oh, so you're a shit talker. Like I've said in the past, and let's be honest, I've said in the past that I could knock out Israel Adesanya. Yes. Okay? But deep down inside me. Then stop saying it.

You haven't got Israel out there, have you? Because I haven't had three weeks at altitude to train. Okay. No, this one should be a little bit easier, Dan. It doesn't involve, I don't think, any training. Okay. Here we go. But I think you'd actually take your chances in the

ring with Israel maybe over this. Take a listen to what Dan said and has then since caused a domino effect with our producer, Carl, who very much has ADHD and has spent many hours and his own money creating an apparatus so that Dan can achieve the thing that he said he could.

Shit. It's incredible how fast your body changes. It's like a bean to a Chinese restaurant. You know what we could do? That could be the adaptation of this game, Ride to a Far, and you have to work out what I ate. Smells like a stinky foot. Could we get one of those, you know those

fighter jet pilot things where they wear those like full masks, and then it has like a hose that attaches to the mask and goes into the plane and it pushes oxygen into their face? I know exactly what you mean. It sounds like a custom job, but I'm up for the challenge. Cool, and then I'll fart in it while Dan wears the mask and then he has to give one item of food that I've eaten in the last 12 hours. I want commitment.

I want commitment because I will make this and I will spend the time in the workshop. Daniel, come on for the baby! I can tell what people ate for dinner from their fart. Okay. In that audio, I don't think I ever get said, yes, make it,

Carl. Not once. Producer Carl is now revealing on his laptop. That's the gas mask that I bought. And it took a couple of weeks to come over from China. It cost the edge $100. And then I had to go to Mitre 10. I've got some hose.

I've got a funnel. I've got some different fittings. I said to Dan when we were – sorry, to Carl. We were talking about the first prototype. I was like, but when I fart, how do we make sure that it travels down the hose into Dan's mask? And Carl's work, he's troubleshot it. I had to do some troubleshooting is what we call it in the business. I've had to install a little fan that ensures it creates a small vacuum that pulls it through the two meters of hosing into your face.

It's a little unclear. into your face. And we have Claire. So why is Claire? Now, I am assuming right now that you're quite a well-qualified nutritionist. Yes, she's very smart. What am I going to get health benefits-wise from a bit of fart? I don't think she's here for that, to talk about the health benefits, surely. What are you here for, Claire?

What am I here for? Well, I'm here to help make the farts as smelly as possible. Oh, my God. Shut up. Oh, my God. Shut up, Claire. I also want to give Dan every chance of success. So Claire is going to tell us how long it generally will take for you to eat something

and then have your body process it and then fart it out. Here's the thing. Clint's painted this like it's an embarrassing thing for me. You're the one that's farting into my mouth, bro. Like, this is far really weird. If I had to be the arse

or the face, I'll be the arse. Yeah, I know, but this is your brain child. Like, it's weird. No, but yesterday I did guess Dan's going to eat your arse and it's kind of true. Oh, don't for me. Oh, it's weird. No, but yesterday I did guess Dan's going to eat your ass and it's kind of true. Oh, don't for me. Oh, thank you so much. So, Claire, first of all, I mean, my first question

is typically how long does your body take to process food? So, I want to know, I guess, when I eat a meal, how long does it take to pass through the human body because I want to make sure that Dan's correct when he guesses what he guesses. It really depends on if you've got a lot of fat in the meal,

it'll go a bit more slowly. So a couple of hours. But some of these things can go, yeah, a lot more quickly. I think, to be honest, any time a fart comes out, it's probably going to smell from what's going on. But it's about making it as smelly as possible. So do you want to know what you need to be eating? Is it the food?

It is. Is that what it's about? Yeah, maybe, Claire, you've got some foods that would be, like, the hard to guess and then ones that would be very easy to guess, and I can find a nice, happy medium. Yeah, exactly. Well, I think we know we've all eaten the baked beans and things like that and have the curries, and we know what those are like.

And then you need to make sure that you're getting plenty of those vegetables in that make you fart, so the broccoli, the cabbage, the sprouts. You've got to hunt out some of those sprouts because they're an extra special. Go on, you're me. Meg's going to bring her sprouts in. She's going to help you with that.

And then the ones that are, a lot of people don't necessarily realise how pungent they can be the old onion and garlic so you've got to get yourself as much garlic as you can be and even do you know what the jarred garlic where you're getting a lot more concentrated as well as coming out your pores you know so coming out when you're sweating that is really stinky so as much garlic as you can. And if you want something really, really extra. Keep going, Cleo. The sugar-free, so a lot of the sugar-free, like chewing gums and sugar-free, like the protein bars that are sugar-free,

they've got something called mannitol, xylitol, things like that in it. They really, they, well, you're going to get some cramping in your stomach just as part of this whole process, so you're just going to have to prepare yourself. Oh, poor Clint, a bit of cramping in his stomach. Oh, God, maybe we shouldn't do it. Willing to take clear, yes. Okay. Yeah, so there might be some slight discomfort,

but, you know, that's really going to make them smelly and also maybe a little bit sticky. So just watch your undies while you're doing this. Jesus. Is there a filter? Carl, is there a filter in the tube so there can't be any particles to go through? Yeah, I don't want to do this.

I'm not doing it bare-ass. Pink Eye, is there a filter? Do we want a filter or do we not want a filter? Yes, I want a filter. I'm clear you said they could be sticky. I mean, I'm looking out for my mate now. I'm going to be honest, the budget is probably just looking at it. I'm not going to be able to do a filter. Claire just said they could be sticky. I mean, I'm looking out for my mate now. I'm going to be honest. The budget is probably just looking at it. I'm not going to be able to do a filter, guys.

So are there certain – I mean, we don't want to obviously give away what food I will eat, but are there certain foods that you would be like, it would be too hard to guess, say, fish and chips? Are there foods that you want me to stay away from and ones you want me to lean towards? Well, yeah. Well, those mixed meals are going to be more difficult. So there's a variety. So you really need

to just try and, you know, two cans of baked beans at once. That'll really get things going. You know, one thing. And then, but you know, mixed meals can make it

more interesting. But I'm slightly worried about the, yeah, you're just going to need to be close to a toilet in case this goes, you know, a fart can turn.

Hold on, but he'll be close to my mouth. Dan might need a bucket. Yeah, so stay away from like a chicken cashew nut because there's just too many things in there and it makes it too easy for him. Okay, so clear. Then to make this as

legit as possible, you know Mythbusters... I don't get out of body experience. Mythbusters... Are we actually doing this? Really? Okay, so Claire I can eat whatever I want for dinner I don't want to contaminate the experiment What I'm thinking is, then at 5am

the morning of the fart that we're going to do would I have an actual proper meal at 5am and I eat nothing else and then by 10.30am will Dan be able to distinguish what I've eaten at 5?

Or do I have to fast? Yeah, I'm hoping so. You're hoping so, are you, Claire? It's good. No, you don't have to fast because basically what it'll be is whatever is in the bottom of your gut because that's what is closest to the air

that's coming out. It's all just going to be tucked through. Let's say if it was a Friday. On a Thursday night, I'll have an early dinner, make sure I have a bowel movement that night. And then at 5 a.m., I'm going to have a big meal, like a specific meal. Then Dan won't know what that is. And then at 10.30, he has to try and guess what I've eaten at 5 a.m. through the smell of my fart. I'm liking that.

I'm loving the fact that you think you can just time this fart for 10.30 and just be like, all right. He's good like that. No, he is. He's easy. Don't worry about that. Doing the farts the easy bit. Okay.

I could fart right now for you. Yeah. Oh, I think we'll save it till the day of. Okay. But I think, well, look, I appreciate your help on this, Claire. Anytime, anytime. For your records, because I don't know if this happens all the time. I don't think she needs this on her records.

Do you need us to report back any of our findings? Yes, I'd love, I mean, I'm always up for an experiment. I don't think that people understand how normal it is for dietitians and nutritionists. We talk about poo all the time. Sometimes in a complete... It's just a bit of poo. This is very everyday conversation for us, so I'm very happy to hear the findings. Here's the question for you, Claire, though.

Have you ever had a client fart in your face and you've had a sniff to see what they did? And go, geez, I know what's wrong with you. I'm sorry, Claire, don't listen to her. He's just lashing out. You're the one that said you could do this. I never said I could do it. I'm just going to...

Just replay the audio. I don't think I did. Bloody hell. It's incredible how fast your body changes. It's like a bean to a Chinese restaurant. You know what we could do? That could be the adaptation of this game where I do a fart and you have to work out what I ate.

Smells like a stinky foot. Can we get one of those? Yeah, it was like Dan was saying what he thought it was. I never said I could do it. I will stand by it. I will do it for you. And when will this be happening, Clint? Because I have already let my husband know, what he thought it was. I never said I could do it. I will stand by it. I will do it for you. And when will this be happening, Clint? Because I have

already let my husband know and he said he needs to be here. He wants a front row seat as well. He will be coming along. So when will this happen? Well, I think we've got a few other little things planned. It'll be definitely by Friday, maybe Thursday.

Thursday, Friday. Probably fits in for Friday, doesn Thursday. Thursday, Friday. Okay. Probably fits in for Friday, doesn't it? Yeah, because we do a... Sorry, Claire, I don't want you to think less of us, but we do a thing on a Friday called Guess the Fart. So the guys will guess what type of fart I've got, and then I'll do one and we'll see who's closer. But I thought maybe that could replace that Friday show.

And it's Taste the Fart. Okay. Claire, that's probably all we need. Yeah, you've probably got better things to be doing, Claire. It's all right, we'll let you go. Hey, Claire, I don't know if we'll have any use for the apparatus. I don't know if you're in your line of work after we've used it, whether you need it for your work or not.

I don't know. Well, we could help people find out. Yeah, I mean, I'm always up for an experiment, so pass it on. Yeah, because if people have got a crook guts and you don't know what's wrong, you just chuck the mask on and wring them out. Yeah, the problem is that Clint's going to do one of his sticky ones through it first, so I might still be there. Yeah, I'll have it clean first.

And here is where you get paid for your time, missionnutrition.co.nz. Otherwise, Claire Turnbull, I just looked you up on Insta. For all your nutrition needs, if anything's going on with your gut health or you have any questions, as random as they may be, Claire will be able to answer them for you. Yeah, I will do. Thanks, Claire. Thanks, Claire. You're a bloody good sport.

This, it's... Back in the... Do you know one time, I've seen this actually happen on Jackass and he, the guy accidentally did shit into the tube and the guy threw up. Yeah. Oh, I won't do that, Dan. I'll do it with my pants on. So if I do shit myself, it's jokes on me, not on you. Right, okay.

Yeah. No, I'm not worried about that. It's just a fart. What do you mean we're doing it? It's just a fart like we normally do, but instead of you smelling it and smelling it, you're going to wear a mask. I'm always the first to leave. And I'm the one that doesn't guess the fart the most.

So I can see why you're doing it. That's why it's the funniest that you wear it. And that audio, you play it as many times as you want. Once in a while, you go, I will be good at that. Or will do it. Boss Casey? He doesn't want anything to be He doesn't want anything to do with it

He came up to me and said I don't want this on here at all I want nothing to do with this Yeah And fair enough Casey I'm with you on this

Like nothing I don't want it filmed I don't want it making it onto the radio station I'm out I'm out And I only happen

to be here I didn't realise you're doing it I'm actually going to leave you I would too You're not doing it today Oh you're not doing it. I'm actually going to leave again. I would too. You're not doing it today. Oh, you're not doing it today?

Yeah, you can stick around. No, no, you're fine, you're fine. Yeah, I thought you did, Dan, at the end of the audio, say that you were going to do it. If you can find me saying I will do it, then fine. But why would I ever, in a million years, go strap an apparatus to me and I'll sniff it and know what Clint had for breakfast?

And I will spend the time in the workshop. Then you'll come on for the baby. I can tell what people ate for dinner from their fart. That's you saying you can do it. So now we want you to prove it. No, that's me questioning what I can tell what people ate from their fart. That's what I'm saying.

I know my own voice, Clint. Yeah, that's what he said. You can tell what people ate from their fart. I'll do it, I'll do it. But I'm just questioning the, I'm just saying that I don't think I ever said it can tell it'd be eaten from their fart I'll do it, but I'm just questioning I'm just saying that I don't think I ever said it Put it that way I think this will be a one and done

Yeah, yeah, yeah I didn't think it would make it on here Okay, so that's what will happen then Meg, you and I are going to have to brainstorm meals I don't think I'm going to be able to pick it out Something that is like, guessable, but like she said not too many ingredients So then technically you're like yeah I guess there was onion

You could just do a plain chicken and brussels I've got an idea of something that I think will work well But I think I don't really want to eat it for breakfast But anyway that's the sacrifices I'll make Seafood chowder Jesus fucking Christ There's a lot of ingredients In there for him

To get them right I reckon Between Meg and I We'll be able to come up With what you've had For dinner If there's a filter in There's no reason

Why you can't have a sniff Meg Well Meg won't be able to Because you'll be hogging it all Because it'll be all in the mask I'll give her A mask for a bit And

How long There's so many questions Still to be answered How long must he keep Like after the fart How long does the mask I'll give him a mask for a bit. And how long? There's so many questions still to be answered. How long must he keep, like, after the fart, how long does the mask have to stay on? As long as I want to keep it on. I'm not going to go, oh, no, I can't keep it on for a certain amount of time. No, fuck you.

I'll have a sniff of your fucking fart through the gas mask, and then I'll have a guess of what you've eaten for dinner. No, I don't want Dan going like this. I go, boop, and Dan goes, oh, yuck, takes the mask straight off after we've spent all this money, or Carl has, and then he just does a random guess, fish and chips, and we go, no, and it's over. I think Dan should have to wear the mask for 30 seconds

whilst he takes it in and then gets a proper guess, writes down some stuff. You can write down the different notes that you're getting, and then after 30 seconds, we'll play a time where you can remove it and then you give your answer. Do you know what scares me the most? I must be honest

is I'm worried this is going to become the legacy. That this is going to be what we're remembered for. Yeah, yeah. Well, fuck. We're not remembered

for anything at the moment, Meg. You may as well get the fucking farting into a gas mask. I'd rather nothing than like, hey, weren't you there on that radio show like 10 years ago and they farted into your gas mask. I would rather nothing than like, hey, weren't you there on that radio show

like 10 years ago and they made your co-host taste the other co-host's fart to see if he could guess what he had for dinner? I was like, yeah, that's fine. That wasn't me. The good thing is I'm going to have a gas mask. The other Megan, I blame the other Megan. Bless you, Megan.

Bless Megan Puppers, sorry. The good thing is my face is going to be covered with a gas mask so I can wash my hands of this. Can't wash my nose out, though, unfortunately. Okay. Can you bring in the apparatus tomorrow, Carl, so that we can see it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It should be ready by then. I wonder if I should get paramedics on hand just in case. In case you pass out. I think there should be a bucket. Why aren't you calling it the epiphanist? That's what I want to know Damn that's really crazy Part 2 tomorrow

Thank you team we'll catch you then Bye