The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS | 123 | Queeefing lessons

Episode Date: September 16, 2026

Things go sideways fast after calling their regular psychic medium, Linda, to give her a heads-up about celebrity psychic John Edward, only to catch her mid-dump while she somehow still manages to predict an upcoming trip to Africa. The studio then devolves into a taste test of the new Mountain Dew Blue Rasp Blitz to test high school penis-shrinking myths, before an off-air game debate turns into an unexpected investigation into which team member can actually queef on demand.

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the Overthinkers podcast. We're back, you're back. Hey, to kick things off. Yeah. I know because you are listening to this as a podcast, it's clearly not live. But we just did a solicitor on our radio show, and I'm sure we'll have them on again. An opportunity to maybe give to our Overthinkers listeners to speak to psychic medium John

Edward from a TV show called Crossing Over. It's about $1,000 US an hour. if you want to speak to him. He's the best in the biz in regards to any person I've ever known. And we're giving listeners on our radio show a chance to talk to him to people who have crossed over in your life

and have passed. Yeah. You know what? He is incredibly good at what he does. And I know, please don't tell Linda, who's usually our psychic medium that comes in because she is, you know, she would be very hurt.

She would get Linda in on this podcast then. She would be very hurt. Wow, I don't think. I think she probably... I'll give her a call. I'll give her a call. I'll give her a call and see if she's available. I don't think that anybody would...

DM us on Overthinkers' feedback on Instagram. Let us know if someone has passed in your life that you'd like to maybe be connected with or you just want to see what the future brings as well. He also does future readings. God, he is good. Yeah, he is good.

And I think he's probably the best in the game if you take Linda out of the equation. Yep, okay. Dan, can you go get Linda? Thanks. I think your foes ringing out there. Just need you go to bathroom, do you? Hello, Linda speaking. Aye, Linda.

that we just thought we would let you know. It's a bit of a courtesy call, really, more than anything. John Edwood, you would have heard of him, probably rolling in those, like, psychic medium. Sorry, who's this? Sorry, you've just, what you've done there is he've just, I've answered the phone. You haven't said who it is, darling. It's Clinton Meek, you know, we haven't seen you in a little while, but I'm sure you still remember us. Oh, yes, that was a test.

I knew you were calling because I'm a psychic medium. Of course. So who are we calling about, then, if you are a psychic medium? now you've caught me I'm taking a shit so and I'm not my best do your powers not work when you're pooing I'm not my best when I'm backing out of Cogby but I will say I think I'm getting a letter J I'm getting a letter J and I'm getting I'm getting

no nothing I've got Okay. Well, Linda, it's a courtesy call because John Edwards is coming on to our show. Or DJ then. Why don't you say that? Why do you say that when I was searching for something outside now? He is a, he's a psychic medium, and he's a very famous one. He's very good, and we just want to make sure that we knew that we still love you. Don't a step on toes. Yeah. Well, the thing is, so he has to say, why did you just ask me then to come on? I think it's been months since you've got me on the show, and it pisses me off sometimes, but people, you know, just forget.

about me because I get a better offer, darling. That's fair. You know, have you met John in your circles? He's very good. Here's the thing about John. He comes across very good. And he's like all these other fucking psychic mediums that you hear about you, John Cookshanks. You're sensing murders, people.

They're all a crock of shit. They don't know anything about the psychic medium stuff. You know, they're always just saying things and hopefully getting it right. Here's the thing about me. I've actually got powers. Okay. Well, Ken, can we use them because, please. didn't want to hog John Ebbwood's time

when he's talking to listeners, despite the fact that I would love a reading from him. So can you maybe tell me, Linda, what you see in my future over the next sort of like six to 12 months? Yeah, well, I wish you hadn't called me when I was laying some cable, but now that I've finished.

Yeah. Oh, so, yeah, again, your powers don't work. But she's finished, she's finished. She's finished. Dificing. Yeah, so back to that. So what do you want to know? Just what if I mean?

And me? Where do you see me in like, I don't know, five or six weeks? Okay, well, I'll tell you we, I won't see you hosting any more TV shows. That's done and dried up for you. So that's not happening. Where do I see you in terms of personal life? I think you're going to have, you know, quite a lot of times with your wife where you're inside her and enjoying some time. And I think, you know what, you need it because you're both very handsome people.

And I think it's good that your wife still. likes to do that with you. And in terms of professionalism, I think that the... Do you see me here in five or six weeks? See you at the station. Yeah, I think so. I think you should still be there. I mean, I don't think the ratings are going to be blowing away.

No, but he is going on holiday. Do you know where he's going on? Yeah, I'm actually not going to be here. There's a test. Hmm. I don't know. I think I would see you, darling, somewhere. exotic somewhere warm, lots of sand,

lots of wild creatures. Oh, yeah. I'm going to pick somewhere in the Sahara Desert or maybe you're in Africa. Oh, I am going to be in Africa. Landa. Five or six weeks, Linda. Well, no, that's great.

She is good. She is good. I don't know why you're surprised. That is what I do. Well, sorry. Okay, where do you see Megan's six weeks, then? Because obviously you... Oh, just to the same place. I tell you what, she never traveled.

So, you know what? If I was going to pick it, I'd say be on the couch doing fuck all. Next question. Enough. We don't need you anymore. Thank you so much. Dan must have been taking a shit. Can someone tell Dan that we've already spoken to Linda now and he doesn't need to bother trying to... Oh, you don't need to find a phone, bro. We already spoke to her.

Oh, she's not out there. No, you missed. We just called her. She was taking a shit. She must have been... Really? So you got her on? Yeah, we got her. Oh, what have wasted time that one? Yeah, sorry about that. I'll just be walking around outside going, Linda. Right, just calling me...

I don't know why she's based here. Yeah. She just lives in a cupboard somewhere. She sleeps out back, yeah. They're given away free Mountain Dew outside. I thought you might have brought us in back. Oh, now here's the thing about Mountain Dew. Doesn't it make your penis smaller?

Okay, well, why did you say smaller? Not just small. What are some of us haven't got much to lose? Good spotting me, good spotting. Bugger. You've got me. You've absolutely been caught with your pants down there. Yeah.

Now, here's the thing, though, I did drink a lot of Mountain Jew in the past. Okay, stop. Okay, I will say this. I love the taste of Mountain Jew. What is the taste of Mountain Jew? high school. It's like a lemony lemonade. It's a blue drink from what I could see out there. They've got a new one, the blue one.

Can you go get it? Please. You can do a taste yes. I don't know. Is it the mascot? A man or a lady? Because it's like a full morph suit because if it is a man, maybe it does make it look smaller because it's being vacuum packed and I see nothing. I was too busy looking for Linda to notice, if I'm honest. It's lemon, lime and orange, apparently.

Yum. Well, um... Three flavors I wouldn't have put together, but anyway. But it worked. But yeah, yes, it's isn't it so crazy that without the internet, the words spread around high school, all high schools in the country, the Mountain Dew makes your dick small. Can we just have a standing ovation, a round of applause for whoever started that rumor? And you know what?

I told my kid, because he loves Mountain Dew, so he buys it at the dairy. And then I was like, when I was young Thai, rumor went around that makes your dick shrink. And so he then said that he was going to tell everyone at school that. And I was like, no, don't start the rumor again. Darling Dan actually sent me a clap that I loved the other day of Ricky Javeh, Stephen Merchant, and Carl Pilkington from ages ago when they used to do a show together. My favourite podcast ever, by the way.

It's just so funny. It's the best. And Carl Pilkington was saying that he wanted to get into, what was it, the army? What was it? Let's just say the army. It was something like that, yeah. And his parents didn't want him to do that.

So his mum said, you know they have to shit themselves to get in, right? And stay in it as part of the course. And so he never did it. Because he didn't want to crap his pants. It was not to get into the army. It was something that she didn't want him to go and do. as a career.

And he was dumb enough to wear that and buy that. I guess when he was a child, it's the same as Mountain Jew makes your dick smaller. I think it was the army because everybody knows if you shoot yourself

in the army, you have to sit in it. I think people knew it didn't make your dick shrink but no guys were willing to risk it. So we have been brought some of this blue pat-de-bath.

It's a blue raspberry. It's called Mountain Jew, Mountain Jew blue Raz Blitz. Zero sugar. We shouldn't be drinking this because we're giving them free advertising. Unless it's shit.

We just talked about shrinking dicks. Is this the one that's seal advertised during the Super Bowl? To know from me. Jesus Christ. It's so sweet. Honestly, I'll tell you what it tastes like. Blue Raspberry.

It tastes like, I, granted the original Mountain Dew was good. But that just tastes like they put carbonated water and sugar together and mixed it together. There's no funness. That's yum. Produce it's Bradie. I know he loves that.

I've got a garbage cart. I feel like you are probably the demo. Young men. Yeah, young. You know, when you piss and shit that's going to come out blue, that is like blue. I tell you what? Have they been dropped off?

Have they been dropped off because we're sponsor readers? Oh shit. No, they're not. Okay. I don't know. They're just doing sampling. I reckon you mix that with a bit of gin. That'd get down pretty well on a Friday.

Just stop being a company man. Clint sucks, all right? This would be one of those moments. I've got one of those correlations to Mountain Jew. This would be one of those moments where like four days from now we sit down and the boss goes, now take a listen, Dan, to what you said about Mountain Dew. And then tell me if we're going to be sponsored by Mountain Dew, in which case, I fucking love the shit

I bleed Mountain Dew But until they pay my salary That sucks No but I think I think you should be able to say You love the original You don't have to love all of their new editions I don't like that

It's literally and I No word of like Giving me an instant headache Hmm Yeah Again Stop just in case You guys are killing me

With this rebate that we're gonna get me Okay Okay you can edit this We'll do two versions Mmm that was delicious Oh my gosh It's so refreshing and light.

So now you've got a couple of options. There you go. Well, I still like it, just like I did the first time. God, you're such a wanker. Okay, what do you want to do before we have to talk to John Ebbwood? Should we play queef or beef? No. Meg.

This is an off-air game. Oh, God, that's for tomorrow. I'm sorry. Jesus. Meg wanted to change, guess, the fart, to quefeel beef. The problem is we were like, you can't do yours on cue, can you? And you've been looking into it. We were hanging out last night.

We thought it was funny. We were playing a game of like the guests of farting. And you had to guess whether Clint had done, eating beef or eaten chicken or something. Like chicken or beef. And then I said, we could do queef or beef. And you had to guess it was. Anyway, it got.

Because a beef is another word for a fart, isn't it? Like, all I beefed. Is it a beef or a beef? The thing is with this, Clint doesn't want to be known as the fart guy, even though I think he is. I definitely don't think you want to be known as the quirk. Hey, do you know what? That smokescreens me, though.

No one's talking about the far guy when you got the queef girl. PJ, who used to be on CDM and... Careful here, because she's not here to defeat herself. No, she isn't, but she's a lovely... I love PJ. She's fantastic. She's a great person and very funny. She used to be known as the queef girl, and she can't deny that, because she used to quiff on demand.

Do you have it? Let's call her. Do you have her number? Does someone have PJ's number, even though she's not on the station? Imagine getting a phone call from a... I feel like she now you've said that, Meg. She needs to defend herself here. She used not, she's not queef girl anymore,

but she used to be able to quefe on demand, 100%. I mean, if we can get heard of queef on the show. Okay, you imagine, Meg, out of the blue, you get a phone call from the hits, and then they go. Hey, we're just recording a podcast. Meg, are you the quiff girl? Yeah, we'd be like, what about doing? Well, you've said, but here's the thing, Meg, you've said it now.

So she's going to, like, it's better if we have her on. But I don't have her number. Producer Brady? I'm not the quefe guy, but Lucy from the night show can quefe on command. Here we go, we've got a closer quefer. PG's great. her in. Is she here now? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Quiffing on demand

and quivering on command are different. Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry. So if we go up to Lucy and go, quiff, she has to go, I do worry we're getting, I do worry, now Carl, I trust Carl, he's already got her. No, we can't ask her. No, we can't, I'm not going to ask you, shock I'm not.

Who told you that? Brady told me that you can quefe on demand. The rumours are true. How do you, wait, okay, so how do you learn to do that and how do you know you can do that on demand? I don't know if I should be sharing this. We're not asking you to do it.

We're just going, when did you find out you have to tell? I don't have to perform. I think I was just lying in bed and I think I might have been doing one of those gloat bridges, you know, when you lift, and then, yeah, must have just released. And then I was like, hold on, let me try again, round two. Did it again? I was like, wait, you just have to clench your muscles? But because I've tried, I can't quefe on demand.

So was this a trained thing? Well, now it is. Now it's like if I just lie down and focus, look at the ceiling. and just still gloat bridge. It happens. The radio brain in me goes, we have to hear it. No, no.

It's like hearing someone is amazing at impressions and then they don't do an impression. It's like me coming in here saying, I've got a superpower, I can fly, but I'm not going to show you. I might get my quiff like shy.

Yeah, I do wonder, like talking about quiffs is about it. No, and I don't want to force you into it, but the option's there. I'm just putting it out there. Surely, I'm voting no. Yeah, surely.

I think the immature part of me Not on a podcast We'd go yes On a podcast knowing that people are listening to And that's what we're suggesting to know Inself in case it happens I'm shouting myself from the cameras Because I don't want to be involved in this

But I am also intrigued So it's like Sophie's choice Could you Lucy This is a really hard one With what you know Do you feel like you could teach Like Meg how to do it A hundred percent

Meg like meet me after class Okay let's do a little mini story arc Behind the scenes You take me to teach me to quit Okay, right, she has one week And then everyone knows it's the queef episode And if it's not for you, you don't listen to it It's not happening.

I'm not going to queef on camera If Lucy's not going to queef on camera I'm not going to quefe on camera If I teach you to quefe, I'll quake as well I don't want to quefe Deal We've got to talk to John Nguidwitz Well, one of you's got a quefe

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