The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS a hired costume...?

Episode Date: March 12, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. This is the Overthinkers podcast. Gail-oldo and welcome, your host, Climbing and Dan. Good morning. No. I guess you can listen anytime, can't you? With podcasts. Yeah, you could be listening at 1am in the morning.
Starting point is 00:00:17 Yeah, true. Why would you be doing that? I don't know. No, maybe we put you to sleep. Something happened yesterday that I thought you guys would appreciate with my daughter, Daisy, four and a half, for it maybe, nearly. She was in the bath. My mum's visiting with Nana.
Starting point is 00:00:33 And so Nana was, you know, doing the bath things that need to be done. And I heard mum say to her afterwards because I was down the end of the bedroom with my baby. And she said, and a good word we can use is, oh, my goodness. Or we could say, oh, gosh. And I was like, oh, what's that about? And I asked Mum later. And she said, oh, Daisy was, I told her to pull the play. out the bath and apparently got a bit, the suction, the vacuum got a little bit stuck.
Starting point is 00:01:04 So Daisy's trying to yank it out. She goes, ah, fucking hell. Oh my God. And four. I know. It's so bad. Don't judge my parents. But she says it and she said it under her breath.
Starting point is 00:01:17 And like, so the context was right. It wasn't trying to show off or be, you know when the kids do it and they're like trying to be funny? Yeah. And so it's hard to like. And you laugh because it's so cute hearing a four-year-old swear. So she's like yanking on the spot. She goes, ah, fucking hell.
Starting point is 00:01:30 No, like that. So just like the same as how I would say it or my husband would say it. And so we have to like try and teach her that for some reason, though some words you're not allowed to say. But she says it not in a way of like aggression or so it's quite hard because it's like, well, the context is correct. You know when you're trying to do something it's not happening? Oh, fuck you now.
Starting point is 00:01:49 I've said it before and I'll say it again. There's nothing cuter than a kid's swearing. It is. Like full like saying fuck. I'm like, oh God, that's so cute. My kids are like very scared of swearing. because they'll always, even my daughter will sing songs with swears in them and then she'll,
Starting point is 00:02:02 she'll censor herself. Because I don't know why they're so scared, it's not like I get whacked, but they're just goody two shoes, they play by the rules, whatever. Like their dad. But sometimes when there's a song and I know it's a banger and it's got a big swear word in it,
Starting point is 00:02:16 I'll be like, all right, I'll let you sing the swear word in the song one time. And they fizz for that shit. Like, they'll be like, are you ready to, you ready to, and then Ty will miss it. And then Ty will miss it. Oh, I missed it. Can I go again?
Starting point is 00:02:27 And it's like, no, you missed the bro. And we joke around, but they love swearing, but they won't do unless they've been given permission. It's literally, it's terrible parenting for me. Like, I sit here and I don't go, yeah, that's my girl. But trust, I know, I know it's wrong. But it's like, I'm also in a weird way proud that she's got in the context correct. Yes.
Starting point is 00:02:45 Does that make sense? And it's like under her breath and it's not to anybody else. I'm fucking out. Yeah, I'm fucking out. You fucking stupid. Can't get me of his fucking bar. Oh, God. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Is it mostly, if you had to be honest. Is it mostly you're doing or is it your husband's doing? Well, I don't know. The fucking hell thing, I hate to think that that might be me. But he spends more time with them, eh, during the day. True, so he has a bigger influence. Oh, should we blame her kindy? Oh, the kind.
Starting point is 00:03:11 It would definitely be the kini, those potty mouth teachers. Yeah, yeah, with the kindi. Hey, very quickly, let's get into our country that's eliminated. I believe Dan is bringing the question this morning of what we're going to be going through. Sorry, today. Yeah, let's do this, because I've got in a very interesting question and I think a lot of people could... give their opinion on.
Starting point is 00:03:28 Okay, but if you are from this country, you are out of the running for the merch pack. Once we run out of countries, it's a biggie. It's a biggie. It's a biggie. It's a big piece of paper too. The United States is gone.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Not bot. How many not bots? 570. Yeah, there'll be a few people that are either ex-pack Kiwis that are living in America, but also I think we've got just people that have just found us over there. Stumbled across the show based on maybe a social media.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Biggie. It was the lady we spoke to. She was amazing. She was in Minnesota. We spoke to it earlier in the year. I forgot it. I've got it. I've got it. Terrible. And she was dealing with obviously the ice stuff.
Starting point is 00:04:05 Oh, the ice in there. Yeah. And we have wonderful friends in New York who sent us the hot sources from... Hot ones. Yeah. That's right. So you were out, my friends. Yeah, that was so nice of them, eh. We had all of them, and we actually played hot ones with the sources.
Starting point is 00:04:20 It teed it up for us. It was fun. That was so fun. They're expensive sources, too. They're like, to get them to New Zealand. It's almost like $100 a bottle because the shipping's the big bit. Really expensive. Yeah, but they've got American.
Starting point is 00:04:29 American dollars. I think it's like 65 cents to our dollar. It's crazy if you want to go to America. Ozzie still in, and Britain's still in, Canada still in. The biggest? Some of the biggest. Dan, for your overthinking question, does it feel more just like normal,
Starting point is 00:04:43 dramatic, comedic or dubstep? Oh, let's go a bit of dub, baby. Today on the Overtinkers podcast. We're overthinking. Dream jobs. Now there's been, I found a study, and apparently the study has done every two years. So bi-annually this happens.
Starting point is 00:05:01 And it's a study of children and adults and what their dream job is. And it's done by country. Oh, fun. So it puts it down through. And it's very interesting just looking at what country's dream jobs are what, because there's a lot of difference. I'm just going to list some of the jobs that people aspire to do. I bet you I know two of the top ten in most lists.
Starting point is 00:05:22 Okay. Well, one of the most popular is, and I think this would probably be more adults that are thinking this, not kids, because who aspires to be an attorney or a lawyer? Yeah, I wanted to be one of those when I was a kid, but that's because mom and dad just complained about how much money they gave them. Solicitor. If you're a top lawyer,
Starting point is 00:05:38 especially a partner in a law firm, you were earning drug money, like a lot of money. Entrepreneur is another person, YouTuber. Yeah, YouTuber was one of my two. Influences the other for kids. YouTube and influencer. Content creator is also, I guess, influencer, they are very, very popular. But some of the other ones that surprise me, pilot,
Starting point is 00:05:56 which I guess is a cool, like it's a cool job. I would love the girls to be pilots. Yeah. A professor, flight attendant. In fact, that is the number one dream job in the United States of America. Flight attendant. Well, I guess that you sit there and you go, in your head, it's free travel when you're a kid. I think the perk has to be the reason you get into it for the cheap flights around the world.
Starting point is 00:06:15 But I just don't see the fun in it. No, jet lagged all the time. Yeah, and going around and asking people they want the chicken or the fish or whatever. And then, I don't know, like you're in airports, which in and out of airports, they've got to go through security just like the rest of us. worst part of a holiday. And you're just seeing everyone else on a holiday. You get a couple of days in a nice place.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Trying to hold down a relationship and you're like, oh, well, I'm in this country and I'm for this many days. I just don't see being as glamorous as maybe we thought when we're younger. Yeah, I think it's it is a stressful job, but it has its perks as well. Other jobs, bloggers, doctor, lecturer, a police officer
Starting point is 00:06:50 is in there and popular in some countries. And actor, an actress. Well, it really is all fame. It's fame, fame, fame, as Neds. We've got bloggers, content creators, YouTubers, actors. No singers? No, singers not all there.
Starting point is 00:07:06 The cops probably get little shout out though in terms of fame, but I couldn't do it for the conflict. I'd cry every day. I applied to be a police officer. You would be good at that because you don't give a shit. You can be quite assertive and go, sorry, the rules of the rules. I think I would be a good cop. I think I would again, the stress would get to me
Starting point is 00:07:22 because I know police officers and I know that they take their work home with them. You can't know it really. Because they see a lot of obviously horrible shit. They go to car crashes, they go to suicides, all that horrible thing. Domestic abuse. But then they also... You're not allowed to take the drugs home, I don't think.
Starting point is 00:07:37 No. But I think the thing, what I've spoken to cops, the most frustrating thing is the re-offending. And I think that's what gets them. They'll get someone off the street or they'll, you know, prosecute someone because they've been doing drugs or something, and then they're just back out there again. Yeah, people going back to bad environments.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Yeah, and they're kind of like, why am I doing this? It probably gives you a real negative view of society. It does very much. Because you see the worst of it. From what I know, that's exactly what it does. My husband wanted to be a cop and still thinks he could have done it in a different, I guess, life. He still could. I know, and he could study and do it.
Starting point is 00:08:09 I would be a bit worried about turning up, taking away the kindness in him. Yes, and I think it does change you. It does like, because they build that into the training, you know. The uniform, you definitely get to bring those home. Fuck if he would look good at a uniform. Real handcuffs too, not that fuzzy pink plastic shit that breaks all the time that you're using. me. And not that I'm actually worried about my husband ever cheating on me, but I do remember one time we had to have the cops come
Starting point is 00:08:35 around to our flat, and he got a bit tongue-tight about the female, around the female cop. And so I, and they... He's got a fetish. I think he might have a thing for female cops, which is like, you don't want to fetishise a job, but he found her really strong and decisive, and she was talented and fit, you know, she was... Just so, yeah. Thank you so much. Very much so. I think, yeah, you've described yourself. I'd be a terrible cop. I've told you about how, with my old previous girlfriend, and we won't name her, but we did a dress-up once a role play
Starting point is 00:09:00 when I dressed up as a police officer. And she tied me up and ripped my pants off. And I was like, no, you can't do this. I'm a sworn an officer. And then she got me off. And it was like one of those. Wow. So even as a policeman, a civilian.
Starting point is 00:09:11 It was one of the hottest things. It was so hot. Wait, wait. So a civilian managed to take you down. Yeah, I was like, I'll buy myself on him. Dearm you? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't want him being my cop. How hard did you fight back?
Starting point is 00:09:25 You can't, you know, like it was one of the, those situations. I can't remember the full roleplay, but I remember I was tired. I'd love to do her role. Was she a bad robber or something? Yeah, like a criminal mastermind sort of high. Oh my God, I loved that. When she worked out, she got the blueprints to get into your house or something. I remember her pulling, oh God, I remember pulling my pants off and stuff. And then I'm like, you can't do this, you know. And I, and obviously I'm fighting. Oh, it's hot. It was really hot.
Starting point is 00:09:48 I love the idea of a roleplay. I've tried it maybe two or three times with my husband. And if you're listening now, Guy, you know this. He can't do it. He laughs. and I'm like well fuck he can't he's like he's not an acting person you just have like a reel of bloopers yeah yeah he's just not he's like I feel silly he's just not
Starting point is 00:10:04 it's not in his forte to act and be an actor maybe you need to help him by like wearing like a different coloured wig or something so it can it can help no because he'll just I know him he'll get his head and be like I like the hair lady
Starting point is 00:10:17 oh he's putting on like an accent he's like you don't need to go that far you're not Russian you're too deep and I'm like no just just relax and he's like I am relaxed What if you build into it by being like you are you and he is him, right? But the role players that like you guys are on like a first day or a second day or something. So it's easier.
Starting point is 00:10:37 He would still love. Really? Because it's easier to, because you're reflecting on an actual like memory that you genuinely had. We've even tried things like we'd like meet up at the restaurant but we're like, you know, we don't know each other and we're not meant to, you know, it's just one of those things that we've just met that night and we're going to the hotel. Split the bill. Yeah. Yeah. That. He's just like, it's just like, it's a silly.
Starting point is 00:10:56 I just want to talk to me. And put it this way, just, I've always since then, since that night when we did the roleplay, I've always looked at hired costumes differently because that was a hired costume. Oh, it was. Daniel, that is the worst admission. I know. You should. I remember it was a pee party, so we went dressed as pee.
Starting point is 00:11:14 I think she went as Priscilla Queen of the Desert and I went as a police officer. And then I remember we, us taking it back to, I won't name the place, but it's a very famous costume. Oh, yeah. Another one. And I'm being like, pass off dad. That's seen some stuff.
Starting point is 00:11:26 It's absolutely still there too because they don't really swap things out. Do you dry clean them? Oh yeah, they clean them? No, do you dry clean them? No, they do that. They do them at the thing, yeah. Do they?
Starting point is 00:11:37 I don't know. Of course they do. They definitely do. No, I was just going to say the only time I've had themed sex is I also did a pee party and I was a prawn and guy was a pee. Not a sexy, is it?
Starting point is 00:11:48 No, I wear it in those outfits. I mean, you normally rip the head off of prawn? I think it was like I was a prawn star And he was a, I don't, Pido, I don't think that works. I don't think that's what it was. It was something else. I'd like to think. Well, let's get back to the dream jobs.
Starting point is 00:12:00 Yes, I was going to ask you guys, when you were like 10, what was your dream job? And how did that sort of change over time? Because I always wanted to be a rally driver. That was my thing. I thought I could be a rally driver, like a Formula One driver, but on gravel. And then it sort of adapted over time. I never was radio. What happened?
Starting point is 00:12:17 Because now you drive a Kia. Well, I can't afford a rally car, can't. You can. You could. Yeah, I could. Yeah, but if you really want to one? We've got more priorities. Why can't you drive a rally card to work?
Starting point is 00:12:29 I could if I brought one. Well, you should. You're mate. You're almost 40, mate. Live your life. Do you know I found out, side quest here. At age 40, most people have lived 52% of their lives already and have 1,800 weekends left. Well, three years away from 40, so I've still got to be.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Yeah, well, yeah. Talking about how many weekends you got left and what percentage your life is over. She's on the downhill. Get your rally car. Get my rally car. Okay. My dream job when I was a child, 10, it was a teacher. I used to pretend, I used to dress up in little outfits that I thought like Miss Honey would wear from Matilda.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Oh, I love Miss Honey. One of my favorite presents I was ever given was a blackboard and a whiteboard, and I got whiteboard markers, and I would pretend to read the roll and mark them off. When they used to do that back of the day, they would open a little folder and mark them off. And then I wanted to be a radio announcer. So really, so that was good. You know, even when I was at uni, studying to be like, I originally went to journalism, but then I was like that boring.
Starting point is 00:13:24 I never was like, that's my dream job. Same. Wow, no. We did, so do you do communication. Yeah, so you do it for three years, but there's lots of different things you can major in. And I didn't even want to do right until like the third year. Yeah, I sort of just fell into it.
Starting point is 00:13:36 Like it was one of those things where I was kind of like, oh yeah, I'll do that, try that. No, we had one of those job fear people come to primary school in our final year. No, no, you know when people were like, what do you want to be? Oh, I feel they scare the shit out of you. Sorry, fear. Don't get a job. A, I are.
Starting point is 00:13:51 And they had these. booklets that gave approximate wages about jobs and the police officers, nurse and then they put in random ones that were like a radio announcer or a pop singer, you know things that aren't actually really jobs but just to show and radio announcer
Starting point is 00:14:06 I thought was the one I could earn the most money for for the least talent because I can't think truly and I remember thinking this and then I was stuck on it and that was me and I was like... And looking at you now. You're earning the most money doing fuck or what? Doing no talent. So it worked out in the end. Good on you.
Starting point is 00:14:21 Now kids have like a re-stop. source that we didn't have called Just the Job. What's that? And it's pretty much like a video library of like a whole lot of kids trying a lot of jobs where they get a try before you buy a type scenario where they get immersed into the job, find out what you need to
Starting point is 00:14:36 study, how much money you can make. And they did season after season after season. Fuck, this dude hosted it. God, he was good. Oh, is it you? Oh my God. What is wrong? Any way you can make it about you? There was my first TV gig actually. It was called Just the Job. But it was a cool
Starting point is 00:14:52 resource and it's still in schools for kids although it was on DVD so I don't know how they watch them now. So it's like Clint 20 years ago. They're like who's that guy? So if you wanted to be mega radio announcer, Dan, you wanted to be a rally driver or a vet, we would put you in these jobs for about three days
Starting point is 00:15:08 wasn't as long as it seems like a week on TV and you would get immersed in all the different aspects of it and then at the end you'd be like oh my God I'm frothing that or it's not really what I thought there's a bit more this or that involved. Carl wants to know if you ever covered of gynecology and that one.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Gynecology? Nah, not that I recall. Like three kids coming along wanting to be gynecologist and there's Clint just standing awkwardly in the corner while there's a lady getting examined. This is so me. Clint's like, oh, I'll show you what to do.
Starting point is 00:15:35 I'm in my way where I'm one of those. I'm basically a gynaecologist. Towards the end of what I think the last season Omix found it God. Oh God, here he is. Just the job. You know, the biggest problem I had when I was 16 is deciding what I wanted to do with my life.
Starting point is 00:15:49 I didn't have a clue. Deciding what you want to do with your life is hard. Oh my God. A cool t-shirt. I love to buy his own. Mr. Vintage sort of made out with a whole lot of like teas
Starting point is 00:15:59 because I used to train with him at the gym and he was at air man so I just wore like his t-shirts for like the first few seasons. You used to train with Mr. Vintage. I didn't even know there was a Mr. Vintage. Yeah, Andy and Rob. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:11 How did you get better looking at everything? Your teeth straight. Yeah, your teeth look really different. Now see how one's like shadowed? Yeah. It's because one tooth sit further back than the other. So this tooth here, I've actually got fake tooth just built on the front to let it bring it in.
Starting point is 00:16:24 Aren't real. One of them. Interesting. You've never told us that. You've always said my teeth the real, no braces, baby. But then what else is fake on, right? Fuck. Because you do look different, very different.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Very different. No, show. I had that Skucks deluxe haircut. It was like, there's like, Smilock. And then you did a Mohawk on the top. God, I don't know what I was doing. That's funny, eh, because obviously you did quite a lot of TV when you're a bit younger.
Starting point is 00:16:46 So there's so much footage of you. Yeah, it's true. Whereas Meg and I, not really. We did. Let's get him very. which is actually a really fucking cool show for kids inventing something, but it was like Mythbusters, except I got just to do the coolest shit that I'd never done before.
Starting point is 00:16:59 That was a fun show. I think Jamie, your wife, did so well investing in you, so young, when you look like that, and now you look like now. She's like, oh, I'll give him time, you'll look hot when he's older. And she was right, because I'm just looking, then we get the next little clip. Dan, it doesn't even look like himself. I've seen him in New Zealand either when you, that was tragic.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Yeah. Oh, fuck. You look like 14 there. I would have been, it was just off the back of New Zealand Idol so it would have been like 21, 22. But be honest, he's still good looking. No, I don't think so. I think he is.
Starting point is 00:17:28 He's still like a handsome young man. I would not at all find that man attractive compared to this man. You look at a photo of me when I'm 22. You won't be able to find one, but just imagine I did not look any fucking thing like that. I'll tell you that for free. Jesus Christ, I was like a pimply pubisette still in my 20s loser.
Starting point is 00:17:46 I just find it funny how we always think, you know, Oh, like go back to my 20s and those are my heydays and I was when I was the hottest of myself, but not Clint. Fucking how, Jesus. I've never said that about myself. I think I'm the hottest I've ever been now, which is saying something. Like I think probably I peaked probably like three or four years ago. I think was my peak.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Really? Three or four years ago. No, they reckon you peak like north of 40. I'm going to be 40. I'm going to be so fucking hot. I'm going to be Anne Hathaway. You guys have no idea. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Well, they say that I think. Maybe it's career-wise. A lot of people are very successful in life have all done it north of 40. Maybe it's only around your career Maybe it's not. Oh no, I'm hanging out for that, man. I'm really looking forward to growing into my looks. Yeah, that's me, but that's even...
Starting point is 00:18:26 Holy shit. Your hair, Dan, is like half the size of your face. Yeah, I know. It's like your half face and half here. That's probably the age Clint was, yeah. So, see, like I'm not hot there. Beavis and Bud. That's what I'm scared.
Starting point is 00:18:39 Yeah. Which one are I butthead probably? Gosh, it's very high here. Very high. That was just me, like I hadn't put product in. It was a bit buffy. I love your old teeth so much. gorgeous little teeth.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Oh, she's hot. Is that your girlfriend? That was the one that the policeman. Oh, don't talk about this. Is that the policeman? Yes, there's the policeman. Damn, girl. Daniel, get it, mate.
Starting point is 00:18:59 She's smoking hot. She's no Hannah. No, God, no. Nobody's Hannah. But she's gorge. I mean, well, Hannah's off, you know, limit so I don't look at her like that, but what about that girl?
Starting point is 00:19:11 What about her? She all married up and stuff now? Clint, you are! You are. You are fucking out. Fucking out. I think she is married, yeah. She is married.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, my, what is it? My, what is it? My rides under construction, whatever it is. No, it's closed. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:26 If it's under construction, it's obviously closed. You don't need kids going to a roller coaster if it's closed. What do you mean you rides under construction? What are you getting like a dick reconstruction or something? So, yeah. So anyway, let's get back. Shit, we're going off topic. Dream jobs.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Where do you want to know? What do you think is the number one dream job in New Zealand? I think it won't be surprised. Yeah, content creator. That's my guest. like yours? For New Zealand. I'm going to go YouTuber.
Starting point is 00:19:53 DJ. Apparently, called you to this study. Or a DJ DJ, like not a cool DJ. Like a one that does music. Like Sean Hill used to be on the show. I don't know if it's cool. Watching other people have the best time till two in the morning when you just
Starting point is 00:20:06 fucking want to wrap up and go home. Well, that is the number one job in New Zealand, Australia, uh, what's that one? India and Canada. All the dream jobs in Canada, India, New Zealand and Australia is a DJ. If you're like Dom Dola, like an electricav, and everyone is just like hanging off your next move, that's probably different to,
Starting point is 00:20:26 I imagine just being a DJ in some sort of a bar that's open until three in the morning. Yeah, how much longer? Pilot is another popular one. Pilot is number one in Africa. It's just skucks. You know, you're a pilot, the uniform's cool, you are cool. I think a worldwide a pilot is scucks.
Starting point is 00:20:42 Where are the fireman? Because I was like four days away from becoming a fireman. Like I had my physical lined up They sent me an email and said, yeah, it's Saturday, and I got offered a radio job on the Wednesday prior, and then that was it. She lived a life, hey. Clint's lived a lot, done a lot of stuff.
Starting point is 00:20:57 He's a lot older than us, Dan, way older than that. But he's done like, he was working with underprivileged kids. He was trying to be a fireman. He was doing the idol. It's because he's his age. Fuck, I just get, I like, we're able to say that we've done all those things. He's done a lot of stuff.
Starting point is 00:21:10 Radio. I get bored and I want to do all the things. I want to do all the things and all the stuff. Well, can you not get bored when we're on the show? Can we at least have a few more. fucking years. I've been near 10 years. Yeah, it's long. It's the long as I've sat.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Well, I mean, I had that year off. But other than that, you know, this is a little speed bump. Okay, so say this ends. We all end, you know, the job ends. Edge is no more. They're like, stuff, it's not working. You go to us out.
Starting point is 00:21:35 You're all fired. What's the next move? Make my husband get a job, and I can be a stay at home. Okay. I imagine the phone would ring pretty quick from another station. Do you think so? For you?
Starting point is 00:21:44 No, okay, we'll say radio. Radio is done. Radio is done. I don't have anything, Dan. That's why I get so scared and I'll do anything for this job because I've got fucking nothing. I think I'd get into real estate.
Starting point is 00:21:55 Oh, you'd be great at that. You'd need to get a better car. Oh, yeah, but that's an excuse. I need a good car for real estate. Charisma, yeah, you'd be great. And I think I'd be able to sell a house and I'd be honest and trustworthy. Honestly, I think I would Airbnb
Starting point is 00:22:09 my house out and I'd move to Bali for a year. And I don't know, find something to do in Bali. What with your family? Yeah. Like Tony Beach. I see those. to do. I see people over there and they're just like working from their laptop or whatever else that they're finding to do over there and they're living and I'm like, I'd love to
Starting point is 00:22:26 take the kids on a bit of an adventure and go live somewhere else for a year and give them a real cultural experience outside of just the New Zealand way of growing up. But you need money for that. Yeah, but that's why I'm here being out my house. Oh, right. Isn't that just paying for your mortgage? Well, we've got our mortgage is pretty small. Is it?
Starting point is 00:22:44 Yeah. So I'd like to think it would hopefully cover the mortgage and then a little more. that would help if I didn't have, if I wasn't really busy. I'd love to do that. And I'd worry I'm going to get old and look back and regret it that I didn't. Yeah. Yeah, I guess that would be, yeah, that's cool. If you can afford to do that, that'd be a great thing to do.
Starting point is 00:23:00 I'll tell you what, Clint, I'll do your favour. We're going in May. You tag along for a weekend, see if you like it, and then bugger off later. Yeah, that's cool. We'll look at a little try before I, like, buy or commit fully. I'm all for it. Don't convince him to leave, Nipia. No, I just wanted to buy beers at Finn's Beach Club.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Otherwise, I thought about doing that with, when I had that year off radio and I was like, if I don't go back to radio the following year, which we ended up getting together and doing this show, that's why I reached out to a few people who owned, like, ranchers in the states. And I was like, we'll just rent our house out
Starting point is 00:23:29 and then pretty much you work the land for rent and food. So you don't get paid, but hopefully your house is covering all your bills and stuff. And we just live on the ranch and move cattle. Do you get worried about your kids now, though? They're like 10 and stuff, and they're at a point that if you go away for a year and live in a totally different country,
Starting point is 00:23:44 take them away for their friends. I don't know if Bali would be good school. I think younger would have been the time to do it. It was harder because you go, are we being selfish? Or are they going to get a really incredible experience, like living on a ranch out in the wilderness and going to a small little hick town school? I don't know. Well, there you go.
Starting point is 00:24:02 That's a big conversation about dream jobs. And the number one dream job worldwide, according to all these different countries, is a content creator. Told you. So most people worldwide, obviously there's pecks and troughs with different countries, but most people, kids especially want to be an influencer, want to have Instagram and be famous from that. Actually, yeah, if you were a travel blogger,
Starting point is 00:24:23 that's when you fucking cracked it. You're just travelling the world, experiencing the finest hotels and the craziest places to eat. And you're just, that bucketless family? You know those guys? I've seen them. Yeah, and they just post their life on social media,
Starting point is 00:24:37 millions and millions of followers. Everything's free. You're just absolutely, I think, living life to the fullest. But then you've got your kids performing all the time. I think if you did it before you had kids, and I know a few travel bloggers, I don't know them, but I follow them, that are child-free,
Starting point is 00:24:50 and they're just like, them and their best mate, so their partner is really good at the photography part. So they're just standing there in a beautiful dress, their husband takes a great photo, and then they blog about it, and they get paid to track. That you've cracked it.
Starting point is 00:25:03 You've fucking cracked it. They're doing all the things that most of us, save and save and save and paid to them. With out the stress of kids, like schooling and things, and what am I going to do? Like, not worrying about that. There's the thing, though. I don't think you're fully enjoying it, though,
Starting point is 00:25:13 because you're working when you're doing it. You're having to film. Like, say for instance, you go to Disneyland. You're not just fully immersed in it. In present, you're going, oh, fuck, I need a shot of this. I need a shot of a be queuing up. I need to set up my GoPro when I get on the fucking ride. You know, so you're not, it's made outwardly.
Starting point is 00:25:28 And then afterwards, you're cutting the content, you're writing it up. Yeah. So it's great. I think there's much worse jobs to be doing. But it's not all it's cracked up to be. It's definitely like this. It's still work. Life's what you make it.
Starting point is 00:25:39 And I do wonder if you start missing some sort of a routine in life? Yeah. I would. I would hate me out of a suitcase all the time. Yeah, you'd miss normality, you'd miss family. But that's me. I'm a homebody. I'm going, I'm in a relish competition, guys.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Fuck's sake. I was talking to me about it. I just found out as well, Dan. I'm sure Meg told us, but I've locked it out. I was like, oh, so do you go to the fair this weekend and see if your relish is won? She was like, yeah. And I was like, what do you win? Do you remember what she told us?
Starting point is 00:26:07 Yeah. Oh, what was it? It was. What was it? $10. Oh, that's right. It was $10. The first.
Starting point is 00:26:12 five for second and three bucks. Imagine them putting a $2 and a $1 coin in your hand for getting third. Wouldn't even cover the ingredients. I love it. It makes me think I'm back in the 90s because it's like that's what you win. I like that it's not like lots of money.
Starting point is 00:26:27 I also think it's a great lesson for my daughter to see her mom, dad and Nana all trying something, probably not going to win but just enjoying something. What's that lesson? Just do something and if you get $10. Yes, be involved in something. And if you don't win, it was still the fun of doing something. You can do things for fun without doing them to win.
Starting point is 00:26:45 Yes. She's a very competitive little girl and I'm trying really hard to do. And it's been born into her, not bred. That's what I'm shocked about, that she puts this pressure on herself that she should win. Do you know what's going to happen? What? She probably will win. Meg's chutney or whatever it is is going to win.
Starting point is 00:27:00 And then Meg's going to start selling this shit. I buy bulk. Nah. It's another lesson. You can do hobbies without making them a business. Yeah, but if all of a sudden... If all of a sudden it starts becoming this thing, you've got a great platform. form to start, you know, pedaling your
Starting point is 00:27:14 Chutney. Guys, I'm not going to leave this radio show to start chutney. Imagine that. You become as big as Anathoph's. Yeah. Megath. What's what my weight got to do with it? Oh. She's tried to do something there. It's not good. Unless Anathoph
Starting point is 00:27:30 was a big, obese person. Doesn't really work. A stinky mystery for us to one tail. Oh. Get the fuck. All right, let's finish it up. I think it's going to be a little bit of a A little bit of a squeaky one today
Starting point is 00:27:44 Because it's I haven't had him fart all week Usually there's at least one during the week That's true See what am I meant to do with that Because he's got him so fucking good at it You gotta go short now Yeah I yeah Come on Clint
Starting point is 00:28:03 Do me a solid here Oh I don't want to do that Dan Definitely don't want to do that Thank you that was really impressive It's very close to what he does Right Here he goes
Starting point is 00:28:11 And you're just doing it for the For fucking dad now You've got to leave parts of the order I was just going You wanted it You've got a loose in his boy. I'm getting a mystery for her to one tail. Guess the fall.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Good on you, Meg. Look, that's a true friend. She's sitting in it. Dan's gold. That's disgusting. Thanks, I need to go with psychiatrists, I think. That's how low I am. Thanks for listening.
Starting point is 00:28:42 She's a bit of a long one, this one. So I appreciate it if you've got to the end. Rover.

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