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This is a podcast from Rover.
This is the Overthinkers podcast.
Gail-oldo and welcome, your host, Climbing and Dan.
Good morning.
No.
I guess you can listen anytime, can't you?
With podcasts.
Yeah, you could be listening at 1am in the morning.
Yeah, true.
Why would you be doing that?
I don't know.
No, maybe we put you to sleep.
Something happened yesterday that I thought you guys would appreciate
with my daughter, Daisy, four and a half, for it maybe, nearly.
She was in the bath.
My mum's visiting with Nana.
And so Nana was, you know, doing the bath things that need to be done.
And I heard mum say to her afterwards because I was down the end of the bedroom with my baby.
And she said, and a good word we can use is, oh, my goodness.
Or we could say, oh, gosh.
And I was like, oh, what's that about?
And I asked Mum later.
And she said, oh, Daisy was, I told her to pull the play.
out the bath and apparently got a bit, the suction, the vacuum got a little bit stuck.
So Daisy's trying to yank it out.
She goes, ah, fucking hell.
Oh my God.
And four.
I know.
It's so bad.
Don't judge my parents.
But she says it and she said it under her breath.
And like, so the context was right.
It wasn't trying to show off or be, you know when the kids do it and they're like trying
to be funny?
Yeah.
And so it's hard to like.
And you laugh because it's so cute hearing a four-year-old swear.
So she's like yanking on the spot.
She goes, ah, fucking hell.
No, like that.
So just like the same as how I would say it or my husband would say it.
And so we have to like try and teach her that for some reason,
though some words you're not allowed to say.
But she says it not in a way of like aggression or so it's quite hard because it's like,
well, the context is correct.
You know when you're trying to do something it's not happening?
Oh, fuck you now.
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
There's nothing cuter than a kid's swearing.
It is.
Like full like saying fuck.
I'm like, oh God, that's so cute.
My kids are like very scared of swearing.
because they'll always, even my daughter will sing songs
with swears in them and then she'll,
she'll censor herself.
Because I don't know why they're so scared,
it's not like I get whacked,
but they're just goody two shoes,
they play by the rules, whatever.
Like their dad.
But sometimes when there's a song
and I know it's a banger and it's got a big swear word in it,
I'll be like, all right,
I'll let you sing the swear word in the song one time.
And they fizz for that shit.
Like, they'll be like, are you ready to,
you ready to, and then Ty will miss it.
And then Ty will miss it.
Oh, I missed it.
Can I go again?
And it's like, no, you missed the bro.
And we joke around, but they love swearing,
but they won't do unless they've been given permission.
It's literally, it's terrible parenting for me.
Like, I sit here and I don't go, yeah, that's my girl.
But trust, I know, I know it's wrong.
But it's like, I'm also in a weird way proud that she's got in the context correct.
Yes.
Does that make sense?
And it's like under her breath and it's not to anybody else.
I'm fucking out.
Yeah, I'm fucking out.
You fucking stupid.
Can't get me of his fucking bar.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Is it mostly, if you had to be honest.
Is it mostly you're doing or is it your husband's doing?
Well, I don't know.
The fucking hell thing, I hate to think that that might be me.
But he spends more time with them, eh, during the day.
True, so he has a bigger influence.
Oh, should we blame her kindy?
Oh, the kind.
It would definitely be the kini, those potty mouth teachers.
Yeah, yeah, with the kindi.
Hey, very quickly, let's get into our country that's eliminated.
I believe Dan is bringing the question this morning of what we're going to be going through.
Sorry, today.
Yeah, let's do this, because I've got in a very interesting question
and I think a lot of people could...
give their opinion on.
Okay, but if you are from this country,
you are out of the running for the merch pack.
Once we run out of countries,
it's a biggie.
It's a biggie.
It's a biggie.
It's a big piece of paper too.
The United States is gone.
Not bot.
How many not bots?
570.
Yeah, there'll be a few people that are either
ex-pack Kiwis that are living in America,
but also I think we've got just people
that have just found us over there.
Stumbled across the show based on maybe a social media.
Biggie.
It was the lady we spoke to.
She was amazing.
She was in Minnesota.
We spoke to it earlier in the year.
I forgot it. I've got it. I've got it.
Terrible.
And she was dealing with obviously the ice stuff.
Oh, the ice in there. Yeah.
And we have wonderful friends in New York who sent us the hot sources from...
Hot ones.
Yeah.
That's right.
So you were out, my friends.
Yeah, that was so nice of them, eh.
We had all of them, and we actually played hot ones with the sources.
It teed it up for us.
It was fun.
That was so fun.
They're expensive sources, too.
They're like, to get them to New Zealand.
It's almost like $100 a bottle because the shipping's the big bit.
Really expensive.
Yeah, but they've got American.
American dollars.
I think it's like 65 cents to our dollar.
It's crazy if you want to go to America.
Ozzie still in,
and Britain's still in, Canada still in.
The biggest? Some of the biggest.
Dan, for your overthinking question,
does it feel more just like normal,
dramatic, comedic or dubstep?
Oh, let's go a bit of dub, baby.
Today on the Overtinkers podcast.
We're overthinking.
Dream jobs.
Now there's been, I found a study,
and apparently the study has done every two years.
So bi-annually this happens.
And it's a study of children and adults and what their dream job is.
And it's done by country.
Oh, fun.
So it puts it down through.
And it's very interesting just looking at what country's dream jobs are what,
because there's a lot of difference.
I'm just going to list some of the jobs that people aspire to do.
I bet you I know two of the top ten in most lists.
Okay.
Well, one of the most popular is,
and I think this would probably be more adults that are thinking this,
not kids, because who aspires to be an attorney
or a lawyer? Yeah, I wanted to be one of those
when I was a kid, but that's because mom and dad just complained
about how much money they gave them.
Solicitor. If you're a top lawyer,
especially a partner in a law firm, you were
earning drug money, like a lot of money.
Entrepreneur is another person, YouTuber.
Yeah, YouTuber was one of my two. Influences
the other for kids. YouTube and influencer.
Content creator is also, I guess,
influencer, they are very, very popular.
But some of the other ones that surprise me, pilot,
which I guess is a cool, like it's a cool job.
I would love the girls to be pilots.
Yeah.
A professor, flight attendant.
In fact, that is the number one dream job in the United States of America.
Flight attendant.
Well, I guess that you sit there and you go, in your head, it's free travel when you're a kid.
I think the perk has to be the reason you get into it for the cheap flights around the world.
But I just don't see the fun in it.
No, jet lagged all the time.
Yeah, and going around and asking people they want the chicken or the fish or whatever.
And then, I don't know, like you're in airports, which in and out of airports,
they've got to go through security just like the rest of us.
worst part of a holiday.
And you're just seeing everyone else on a holiday.
You get a couple of days in a nice place.
Trying to hold down a relationship and you're like,
oh, well, I'm in this country and I'm for this many days.
I just don't see being
as glamorous as maybe we thought
when we're younger. Yeah, I think it's
it is a stressful job, but it has
its perks as well. Other jobs, bloggers,
doctor, lecturer, a police officer
is in there and popular in some countries.
And actor,
an actress. Well, it really
is all fame. It's fame, fame, fame,
as Neds. We've got bloggers, content
creators, YouTubers, actors.
No singers?
No, singers not all there.
The cops probably get little shout out though
in terms of fame, but I couldn't do it for the conflict.
I'd cry every day.
I applied to be a police officer.
You would be good at that because you don't give a shit.
You can be quite assertive and go, sorry, the rules of the rules.
I think I would be a good cop.
I think I would again, the stress would get to me
because I know police officers and I know that
they take their work home with them.
You can't know it really.
Because they see a lot of obviously horrible shit.
They go to car crashes, they go to suicides, all that horrible thing.
Domestic abuse.
But then they also...
You're not allowed to take the drugs home, I don't think.
No.
But I think the thing, what I've spoken to cops,
the most frustrating thing is the re-offending.
And I think that's what gets them.
They'll get someone off the street or they'll, you know,
prosecute someone because they've been doing drugs or something,
and then they're just back out there again.
Yeah, people going back to bad environments.
Yeah, and they're kind of like, why am I doing this?
It probably gives you a real negative view of society.
It does very much.
Because you see the worst of it.
From what I know, that's exactly what it does.
My husband wanted to be a cop and still thinks he could have done it in a different, I guess, life.
He still could.
I know, and he could study and do it.
I would be a bit worried about turning up, taking away the kindness in him.
Yes, and I think it does change you.
It does like, because they build that into the training, you know.
The uniform, you definitely get to bring those home.
Fuck if he would look good at a uniform.
Real handcuffs too, not that fuzzy pink plastic shit that breaks all the time that you're using.
me. And not that I'm actually worried about my husband
ever cheating on me, but I do remember one time we had to have the cops come
around to our flat, and he got a bit tongue-tight about the female, around the female
cop. And so I, and they... He's got a fetish. I think he might have a thing for female cops,
which is like, you don't want to fetishise a job, but he found her really strong and
decisive, and she was talented and fit, you know, she was...
Just so, yeah. Thank you so much.
Very much so. I think, yeah, you've described yourself.
I'd be a terrible cop. I've told you about how, with my old previous girlfriend,
and we won't name her, but we did a dress-up once a role play
when I dressed up as a police officer.
And she tied me up and ripped my pants off.
And I was like, no, you can't do this.
I'm a sworn an officer.
And then she got me off.
And it was like one of those.
Wow.
So even as a policeman, a civilian.
It was one of the hottest things.
It was so hot.
Wait, wait. So a civilian managed to take you down.
Yeah, I was like, I'll buy myself on him.
Dearm you?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I wouldn't want him being my cop.
How hard did you fight back?
You can't, you know, like it was one of the,
those situations. I can't remember the full roleplay, but I remember I was tired.
I'd love to do her role. Was she a bad robber or something?
Yeah, like a criminal mastermind sort of high. Oh my God, I loved that.
When she worked out, she got the blueprints to get into your house or something.
I remember her pulling, oh God, I remember pulling my pants off and stuff. And then I'm like,
you can't do this, you know. And I, and obviously I'm fighting.
Oh, it's hot. It was really hot.
I love the idea of a roleplay. I've tried it maybe two or three times with my husband.
And if you're listening now, Guy, you know this. He can't do it. He laughs.
and I'm like well fuck
he can't he's like
he's not an acting person
you just have like a reel of bloopers
yeah yeah he's just not
he's like I feel silly he's just not
it's not in his forte to act
and be an actor
maybe you need to help him
by like wearing like a different coloured
wig or something so it can it can help
no because he'll just I know him
he'll get his head and be like
I like the hair lady
oh he's putting on like an accent
he's like you don't need to go that far
you're not Russian you're too deep and I'm like
no just just relax
and he's like I am relaxed
What if you build into it by being like you are you and he is him, right?
But the role players that like you guys are on like a first day or a second day or something.
So it's easier.
He would still love.
Really? Because it's easier to, because you're reflecting on an actual like memory that you genuinely had.
We've even tried things like we'd like meet up at the restaurant but we're like, you know, we don't know each other and we're not meant to, you know, it's just one of those things that we've just met that night and we're going to the hotel.
Split the bill.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That.
He's just like, it's just like, it's a silly.
I just want to talk to me.
And put it this way, just, I've always since then, since that night when we did the roleplay,
I've always looked at hired costumes differently because that was a hired costume.
Oh, it was.
Daniel, that is the worst admission.
I know.
You should.
I remember it was a pee party, so we went dressed as pee.
I think she went as Priscilla Queen of the Desert and I went as a police officer.
And then I remember we, us taking it back to, I won't name the place, but it's a very famous
costume.
Oh, yeah.
Another one.
And I'm being like,
pass off dad.
That's seen some stuff.
It's absolutely still there too
because they don't really swap things out.
Do you dry clean them?
Oh yeah, they clean them?
No, do you dry clean them?
No, they do that.
They do them at the thing, yeah.
Do they?
I don't know.
Of course they do.
They definitely do.
No, I was just going to say
the only time I've had themed sex
is I also did a pee party
and I was a prawn and guy was a pee.
Not a sexy, is it?
No, I wear it in those outfits.
I mean, you normally rip the head off of prawn?
I think it was like I was a prawn star
And he was a, I don't, Pido, I don't think that works.
I don't think that's what it was.
It was something else.
I'd like to think.
Well, let's get back to the dream jobs.
Yes, I was going to ask you guys, when you were like 10, what was your dream job?
And how did that sort of change over time?
Because I always wanted to be a rally driver.
That was my thing.
I thought I could be a rally driver, like a Formula One driver, but on gravel.
And then it sort of adapted over time.
I never was radio.
What happened?
Because now you drive a Kia.
Well, I can't afford a rally car, can't.
You can.
You could.
Yeah, I could.
Yeah, but if you really want to one?
We've got more priorities.
Why can't you drive a rally card to work?
I could if I brought one.
Well, you should.
You're mate.
You're almost 40, mate.
Live your life.
Do you know I found out, side quest here.
At age 40, most people have lived 52% of their lives already and have 1,800 weekends left.
Well, three years away from 40, so I've still got to be.
Yeah, well, yeah.
Talking about how many weekends you got left and what percentage your life is over.
She's on the downhill.
Get your rally car.
Get my rally car.
Okay.
My dream job when I was a child, 10, it was a teacher.
I used to pretend, I used to dress up in little outfits that I thought like Miss Honey would wear from Matilda.
Oh, I love Miss Honey.
One of my favorite presents I was ever given was a blackboard and a whiteboard, and I got whiteboard markers,
and I would pretend to read the roll and mark them off.
When they used to do that back of the day, they would open a little folder and mark them off.
And then I wanted to be a radio announcer.
So really, so that was good.
You know, even when I was at uni, studying to be like, I originally went to journalism,
but then I was like that boring.
I never was like, that's my dream job.
Same.
Wow, no.
We did, so do you do communication.
Yeah, so you do it for three years,
but there's lots of different things you can major in.
And I didn't even want to do right until like the third year.
Yeah, I sort of just fell into it.
Like it was one of those things where I was kind of like,
oh yeah, I'll do that, try that.
No, we had one of those job fear people come to primary school in our final year.
No, no, you know when people were like, what do you want to be?
Oh, I feel they scare the shit out of you.
Sorry, fear.
Don't get a job.
A, I are.
And they had these.
booklets that gave
approximate wages about jobs
and the police officers, nurse and then they put
in random ones that were like
a radio announcer or a pop singer, you know
things that aren't actually really jobs
but just to show and radio announcer
I thought was the one I could earn
the most money for for the least talent
because I can't think truly and I remember thinking
this and then I was stuck on it and that was me
and I was like... And looking at you now. You're earning the most
money doing fuck or what? Doing no talent.
So it worked out in the end.
Good on you.
Now kids have like a re-stop.
source that we didn't have called Just the Job.
What's that? And it's pretty much
like a video library of
like a whole lot of kids trying
a lot of jobs where they
get a try before you buy a type scenario where they get
immersed into the job, find out what you need to
study, how much money you can make. And they did
season after season after season.
Fuck, this dude hosted
it. God, he was good. Oh, is it
you? Oh my God.
What is wrong? Any way you can make
it about you? There was my first TV gig
actually. It was called Just the Job. But it was a cool
resource and it's still in schools for kids
although it was on DVD so I don't know
how they watch them now.
So it's like Clint 20 years ago. They're like
who's that guy? So if you wanted to be
mega radio announcer, Dan, you wanted to be a rally
driver or a vet, we would
put you in these jobs for about three days
wasn't as long as it seems
like a week on TV and you would
get immersed in all the
different aspects of it and then at the end you'd be like
oh my God I'm frothing that or
it's not really what I thought there's a bit more this or that
involved. Carl wants to know if you ever covered
of gynecology and that one.
Gynecology?
Nah, not that I recall.
Like three kids coming along
wanting to be gynecologist
and there's Clint just standing awkwardly in the corner
while there's a lady getting examined.
This is so me.
Clint's like, oh, I'll show you what to do.
I'm in my way where I'm one of those.
I'm basically a gynaecologist.
Towards the end of what I think the last season
Omix found it God.
Oh God, here he is. Just the job.
You know, the biggest problem I had when I was 16
is deciding
what I wanted to do with my life.
I didn't have a clue.
Deciding what you want to do with your life
is hard.
Oh my God.
A cool t-shirt.
I love to buy his own.
Mr. Vintage
sort of made out with a whole lot of like teas
because I used to train with him
at the gym and he was at air man
so I just wore like his t-shirts
for like the first few seasons.
You used to train with Mr. Vintage.
I didn't even know there was a Mr. Vintage.
Yeah, Andy and Rob.
Yeah.
How did you get better looking at everything?
Your teeth straight.
Yeah, your teeth look really different.
Now see how one's like shadowed?
Yeah.
It's because one tooth sit further back than the other.
So this tooth here, I've actually got fake tooth
just built on the front to let it bring it in.
Aren't real.
One of them.
Interesting.
You've never told us that.
You've always said my teeth the real, no braces, baby.
But then what else is fake on, right?
Fuck.
Because you do look different, very different.
Very different.
No, show.
I had that Skucks deluxe haircut.
It was like, there's like, Smilock.
And then you did a Mohawk on the top.
God, I don't know what I was doing.
That's funny, eh, because obviously you did quite a lot of TV
when you're a bit younger.
So there's so much footage of you.
Yeah, it's true.
Whereas Meg and I, not really.
We did.
Let's get him very.
which is actually a really fucking cool show for kids inventing something,
but it was like Mythbusters,
except I got just to do the coolest shit that I'd never done before.
That was a fun show.
I think Jamie, your wife, did so well investing in you, so young,
when you look like that, and now you look like now.
She's like, oh, I'll give him time, you'll look hot when he's older.
And she was right, because I'm just looking,
then we get the next little clip.
Dan, it doesn't even look like himself.
I've seen him in New Zealand either when you, that was tragic.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
You look like 14 there.
I would have been, it was just off the back of New Zealand Idol
so it would have been like 21, 22.
But be honest, he's still good looking.
No, I don't think so.
I think he is.
He's still like a handsome young man.
I would not at all find that man attractive
compared to this man.
You look at a photo of me when I'm 22.
You won't be able to find one,
but just imagine I did not look any fucking thing like that.
I'll tell you that for free.
Jesus Christ, I was like a pimply pubisette still in my 20s loser.
I just find it funny how we always think, you know,
Oh, like go back to my 20s and those are my heydays
and I was when I was the hottest of myself, but not Clint.
Fucking how, Jesus.
I've never said that about myself.
I think I'm the hottest I've ever been now, which is saying something.
Like I think probably I peaked probably like three or four years ago.
I think was my peak.
Really?
Three or four years ago.
No, they reckon you peak like north of 40.
I'm going to be 40.
I'm going to be so fucking hot.
I'm going to be Anne Hathaway.
You guys have no idea.
Jesus.
Well, they say that I think.
Maybe it's career-wise.
A lot of people are very successful in life have all done it north of 40.
Maybe it's only around your career
Maybe it's not.
Oh no, I'm hanging out for that, man.
I'm really looking forward to growing into my looks.
Yeah, that's me, but that's even...
Holy shit.
Your hair, Dan, is like half the size of your face.
Yeah, I know.
It's like your half face and half here.
That's probably the age Clint was, yeah.
So, see, like I'm not hot there.
Beavis and Bud.
That's what I'm scared.
Yeah.
Which one are I butthead probably?
Gosh, it's very high here.
Very high.
That was just me, like I hadn't put product in.
It was a bit buffy.
I love your old teeth so much.
gorgeous little teeth.
Oh, she's hot.
Is that your girlfriend?
That was the one that the policeman.
Oh, don't talk about this.
Is that the policeman?
Yes, there's the policeman.
Damn, girl.
Daniel, get it, mate.
She's smoking hot.
She's no Hannah.
No, God, no.
Nobody's Hannah.
But she's gorge.
I mean, well, Hannah's off, you know,
limit so I don't look at her like that,
but what about that girl?
What about her?
She all married up and stuff now?
Clint, you are!
You are.
You are fucking out.
Fucking out.
I think she is married, yeah.
She is married.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, my, what is it?
My, what is it?
My rides under construction, whatever it is.
No, it's closed.
Yeah.
If it's under construction, it's obviously closed.
You don't need kids going to a roller coaster if it's closed.
What do you mean you rides under construction?
What are you getting like a dick reconstruction or something?
So, yeah.
So anyway, let's get back.
Shit, we're going off topic.
Dream jobs.
Where do you want to know?
What do you think is the number one dream job in New Zealand?
I think it won't be surprised.
Yeah, content creator.
That's my guest.
like yours?
For New Zealand.
I'm going to go YouTuber.
DJ.
Apparently, called you to this study.
Or a DJ DJ, like not a cool DJ.
Like a one that does music.
Like Sean Hill used to be on the show.
I don't know if it's cool.
Watching other people have the best time
till two in the morning when you just
fucking want to wrap up and go home.
Well, that is the number one job in New Zealand, Australia,
uh, what's that one?
India and Canada.
All the dream jobs in Canada, India, New Zealand and Australia is a DJ.
If you're like Dom Dola, like an electricav,
and everyone is just like hanging off your next move,
that's probably different to,
I imagine just being a DJ in some sort of a bar
that's open until three in the morning.
Yeah, how much longer?
Pilot is another popular one.
Pilot is number one in Africa.
It's just skucks.
You know, you're a pilot, the uniform's cool, you are cool.
I think a worldwide a pilot is scucks.
Where are the fireman?
Because I was like four days away from becoming a fireman.
Like I had my physical lined up
They sent me an email and said, yeah, it's Saturday,
and I got offered a radio job on the Wednesday prior,
and then that was it.
She lived a life, hey.
Clint's lived a lot, done a lot of stuff.
He's a lot older than us, Dan, way older than that.
But he's done like, he was working with underprivileged kids.
He was trying to be a fireman.
He was doing the idol.
It's because he's his age.
Fuck, I just get, I like,
we're able to say that we've done all those things.
He's done a lot of stuff.
Radio.
I get bored and I want to do all the things.
I want to do all the things and all the stuff.
Well, can you not get bored when we're on the show?
Can we at least have a few more.
fucking years. I've been near 10 years.
Yeah, it's long.
It's the long as I've sat.
Well, I mean, I had that year off.
But other than that, you know,
this is a little speed bump.
Okay, so say this ends.
We all end, you know, the job ends.
Edge is no more.
They're like, stuff, it's not working.
You go to us out.
You're all fired.
What's the next move?
Make my husband get a job,
and I can be a stay at home.
Okay.
I imagine the phone would ring pretty quick from another station.
Do you think so?
For you?
No, okay, we'll say radio.
Radio is done.
Radio is done.
I don't have anything, Dan.
That's why I get so scared
and I'll do anything for this job
because I've got fucking nothing.
I think I'd get into real estate.
Oh, you'd be great at that.
You'd need to get a better car.
Oh, yeah, but that's an excuse.
I need a good car for real estate.
Charisma, yeah, you'd be great.
And I think I'd be able to sell a house
and I'd be honest and trustworthy.
Honestly, I think I would Airbnb
my house out
and I'd move to Bali for a year.
And I don't know, find something to do in Bali.
What with your family? Yeah.
Like Tony Beach.
I see those.
to do. I see people over there and they're just like working from their laptop or whatever
else that they're finding to do over there and they're living and I'm like, I'd love to
take the kids on a bit of an adventure and go live somewhere else for a year and give them a real
cultural experience outside of just the New Zealand way of growing up.
But you need money for that.
Yeah, but that's why I'm here being out my house.
Oh, right.
Isn't that just paying for your mortgage?
Well, we've got our mortgage is pretty small.
Is it?
Yeah.
So I'd like to think it would hopefully cover the mortgage and then a little more.
that would help if I didn't have, if I wasn't really busy.
I'd love to do that.
And I'd worry I'm going to get old and look back and regret it that I didn't.
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess that would be, yeah, that's cool.
If you can afford to do that, that'd be a great thing to do.
I'll tell you what, Clint, I'll do your favour.
We're going in May.
You tag along for a weekend, see if you like it, and then bugger off later.
Yeah, that's cool.
We'll look at a little try before I, like, buy or commit fully.
I'm all for it.
Don't convince him to leave, Nipia.
No, I just wanted to buy beers at Finn's Beach Club.
Otherwise, I thought about doing that with,
when I had that year off radio
and I was like,
if I don't go back to radio the following year,
which we ended up getting together and doing this show,
that's why I reached out to a few people
who owned, like, ranchers in the states.
And I was like, we'll just rent our house out
and then pretty much you work the land for rent and food.
So you don't get paid,
but hopefully your house is covering all your bills and stuff.
And we just live on the ranch and move cattle.
Do you get worried about your kids now, though?
They're like 10 and stuff,
and they're at a point that if you go away for a year
and live in a totally different country,
take them away for their friends.
I don't know if Bali would be good school.
I think younger would have been the time to do it.
It was harder because you go, are we being selfish?
Or are they going to get a really incredible experience, like living on a ranch out in the wilderness
and going to a small little hick town school?
I don't know.
Well, there you go.
That's a big conversation about dream jobs.
And the number one dream job worldwide, according to all these different countries, is a content creator.
Told you.
So most people worldwide, obviously there's pecks and troughs with different countries,
but most people, kids especially
want to be an influencer,
want to have Instagram and be famous from that.
Actually, yeah, if you were a travel blogger,
that's when you fucking cracked it.
You're just travelling the world,
experiencing the finest hotels
and the craziest places to eat.
And you're just, that bucketless family?
You know those guys?
I've seen them.
Yeah, and they just post their life on social media,
millions and millions of followers.
Everything's free.
You're just absolutely, I think, living life to the fullest.
But then you've got your kids performing all the time.
I think if you did it before you had kids,
and I know a few travel bloggers,
I don't know them, but I follow them,
that are child-free,
and they're just like,
them and their best mate,
so their partner is really good at the photography part.
So they're just standing there in a beautiful dress,
their husband takes a great photo,
and then they blog about it,
and they get paid to track.
That you've cracked it.
You've fucking cracked it.
They're doing all the things that most of us,
save and save and save and paid to them.
With out the stress of kids, like schooling and things,
and what am I going to do?
Like, not worrying about that.
There's the thing, though.
I don't think you're fully enjoying it, though,
because you're working when you're doing it.
You're having to film.
Like, say for instance, you go to Disneyland.
You're not just fully immersed in it.
In present, you're going, oh, fuck, I need a shot of this.
I need a shot of a be queuing up.
I need to set up my GoPro when I get on the fucking ride.
You know, so you're not, it's made outwardly.
And then afterwards, you're cutting the content, you're writing it up.
Yeah.
So it's great.
I think there's much worse jobs to be doing.
But it's not all it's cracked up to be.
It's definitely like this.
It's still work.
Life's what you make it.
And I do wonder if you start missing some sort of a routine in life?
Yeah.
I would.
I would hate me out of a suitcase all the time.
Yeah, you'd miss normality, you'd miss family.
But that's me.
I'm a homebody.
I'm going, I'm in a relish competition, guys.
Fuck's sake.
I was talking to me about it.
I just found out as well, Dan.
I'm sure Meg told us, but I've locked it out.
I was like, oh, so do you go to the fair this weekend and see if your relish is won?
She was like, yeah.
And I was like, what do you win?
Do you remember what she told us?
Yeah.
Oh, what was it?
It was.
What was it?
$10.
Oh, that's right.
It was $10.
The first.
five for second and three bucks.
Imagine them putting a $2 and a $1 coin
in your hand for getting third.
Wouldn't even cover the ingredients.
I love it.
It makes me think I'm back in the 90s
because it's like that's what you win.
I like that it's not like lots of money.
I also think it's a great lesson for my daughter
to see her mom, dad and Nana all trying something,
probably not going to win but just enjoying something.
What's that lesson?
Just do something and if you get $10.
Yes, be involved in something.
And if you don't win, it was still the fun of doing something.
You can do things for fun without doing them to win.
Yes.
She's a very competitive little girl and I'm trying really hard to do.
And it's been born into her, not bred.
That's what I'm shocked about, that she puts this pressure on herself that she should win.
Do you know what's going to happen?
What?
She probably will win.
Meg's chutney or whatever it is is going to win.
And then Meg's going to start selling this shit.
I buy bulk.
Nah.
It's another lesson.
You can do hobbies without making them a business.
Yeah, but if all of a sudden...
If all of a sudden it starts becoming this thing, you've got a great platform.
form to start, you know, pedaling your
Chutney. Guys, I'm not going to leave this radio
show to start chutney.
Imagine that. You become as big as
Anathoph's. Yeah. Megath.
What's what my weight got to do with it?
Oh.
She's tried to do something there. It's not good.
Unless Anathoph
was a big, obese person.
Doesn't really work.
A stinky mystery for us to one tail.
Oh.
Get the fuck.
All right, let's finish it up.
I think it's going to be a little bit of a
A little bit of a squeaky one today
Because it's I haven't had him fart all week
Usually there's at least one during the week
That's true
See what am I meant to do with that
Because he's got him so fucking good at it
You gotta go short now
Yeah I yeah
Come on Clint
Do me a solid here
Oh I don't want to do that
Dan
Definitely don't want to do that
Thank you that was really impressive
It's very close to what he does
Right
Here he goes
And you're just doing it for the
For fucking dad now
You've got to leave parts of the order
I was just going
You wanted it
You've got a loose in his boy.
I'm getting a mystery for her to one tail.
Guess the fall.
Good on you, Meg.
Look, that's a true friend.
She's sitting in it.
Dan's gold.
That's disgusting.
Thanks, I need to go with psychiatrists, I think.
That's how low I am.
Thanks for listening.
She's a bit of a long one, this one.
So I appreciate it if you've got to the end.
Rover.
