The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS access all areas...

Episode Date: April 15, 2026

We’re kicking things off with a total identity crisis as Meg tries to rebrand herself away from being the "Craft Nut" of the group. Things get heated—and a little bit weird—when we dive into the conspiracy theories behind Justin Bieber’s Coachella performance and whether Scooter Braun is actually the villain everyone says he is. Plus, Clint and Dan have a very different understanding of what "access all areas" means, and let's just say it involves a lot of "sex-baiting" and a very unfortunate incident with a stress ball. You aren’t ready for how quickly this spirals into a debate about chutney! 00:00 - Meet the team: The "Grumpy Friend," "Sex Mad," and the "Craft Nut" 01:45 - The Overthinkers Jar: South Korea is officially eliminated 02:30 - Accent practice: Why Meg is banned from doing a Chinese accent 03:15 - Sven at Coachella? Looking for the inside scoop 04:10 - The Bieber Royalty Theory: Why he might be using YouTube backing tracks 05:00 - Is Scooter Braun actually a villain or just a businessman? 06:20 - The Billionaire Debate: Can you have a billion dollars and ethics? 07:45 - Dan’s "AAA" Foo Fighters pass and Clint’s "Sex-Baiting" 09:30 - The Stress Ball Incident: Why Dan’s bed ended up covered in white stuff 10:45 - Meg’s "Caviare" lifestyle vs. the "Chutney Connoisseur" 12:15 - The Charcuterie Board Debate: Are pretzels just fillers?

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the Overthinkers podcast. Welcome, Clem Begand Dan, your hosts. This podcast that you so regularly tune in and love to listen to. Yeah, like a daily basis. I'd love to know if there was one listener, this is the first time ever listening to this. Like it popped up as a recommendation.

And they're like, oh, what's this? This is the first time they're experiencing Clip Megan Dan. Well, what it may, give us a couple of lines of what they can expect. They've just tuned in. They've stumbled across it for the very first time. They don't know us for my radio show or anything. Give us a one liner of each of us. What a bit?

Dan is very lovable, funny, but also like your grumpy friend, a bit like Harrison Ford, but like much younger. And she thinks Harrison Ford's hot. He's one of the hottest. Yeah, but she thinks he's hot because he's old. Clint, like sex mad. Like all he thinks about his sex, really attractive, very funny and witty. but don't get him started about a bidet because...

I'll take that. I'll take that. That's your brand. You're just horny. I don't even hear the bidet, so I just heard all your hot stuff. Yeah, but your sex mad. He's a good dad. Oh, is they still going? It's uninterrupted.

Okay, and then me... Hard to do yourself. It is hard to do yourself. We can't do you. Okay. Meg is a craft nut. Yep. Craft nut!

Oh! And then they've switched out. Quirky. They're fucking gone. And the age, quirky too. and knows what she's going to say when you hear it. Yeah. Well, that's true, but it's craft nut and quirky.

Can we not? Can we read the favourite shop spotlight? And sex on legs. Oh, thank you now. And then they're watching the video going, guys. We forget we're on video now. That's the problem. Okay.

So there you go. And makes lots of endearing mistakes. I'm going to rebrand myself. I don't want to be craft nut. That's crazy. I didn't do that. You're more of like a, you're more. like a chutney connoisseur.

No, fuck on. Just because I like a chutney. What? No, she doesn't. That's a chuffney connoisseur. Chuffney. Jutney. Chuffney. Oh, I'm not a chuffney connoisseur.

That's you, mate. Ben, all he hears is our stuff. Oh, my God. Chutney conno. Just like a date chutney. Now I'm wondering if anyone is listening to us for the first time if they're sticking around from here on. They bail him now.

Anyway, oh, good to have here. Even if you were just tuned it and tuned out, loved it. Yeah, they're gone now. Yeah, they're gone now. See you later. Oh, wow. Okay, Mick has a bit of a competition running at the moment. For everyone that listens to our podcast around the world,

she's taken all the countries that has at least one subscriber. She chucks them in the jar. She pulls out a country which eliminates you from the prize pack. Okay, and... Can't do that as an accent. South Korea, you're gone. No, you have to say you have been eliminated from the competition in the accent.

No, it's too close to a Chinese one that she does. Well, that's on us to try and to decipher. South Korea is out. See, I find that racist. Meg was happy to do a South African one yesterday, but then doesn't want to do Korean. It's a shame, really. I just have no good at accents whatsoever.

I could do any accent. You wouldn't know which one was. No. Yeah, I'm only good at a couple of accents. One of them is Scottish. I'm really good at a Scottish accent. Like last. Oh, I don't mind that.

And then, um... Yeah. Can you do a Swedish one? I'm Swedish. Oh, you sound like Sven? Yeah, very similar to him. Yeah. Right.

We haven't had Sven on the radio show or on the Overtinkers podcast actually ever. No, no on the show in a long time. No one's heard of him for a while. I don't know what's happened to him. He might have to pop back up again. Yeah. What's he up to? What would be happening around the world that we could...

He could be at Coachella. Yeah, we could end up like wiring him some money and getting him to cover something. Coachella? Is that still running? Do they run it like two weekends? So it's weekend two this weekend. So we could cross to him tomorrow on the main area.

We've got a couple of Swedish Corona left in the budget. We could just flick him a... Yeah. You don't want for Monday? So does that mean Justin Bieber gets $10 million across both weekends or shared? I think it was, I don't know, actually. Five million? I think it was a lump sum 10 mil, so probably for two.

Oh, so when people like he got 10 million for this points, actually they got five because he's got to do it again. I'm just interested to know. We were talking about Justin Bieber a little bit and people saying that the reason he didn't perform all his songs live is because he, every time he performs one of his back catalog, it's now owned

by Scooter Braun, he has to pay royalties. Now if that's true, I would have gone, if I was him, I would have gone and said that on the show. Yeah, I would just be like, I can't play the song to you. I would have gone, oh fuck good on you then. But the fact that he didn't

I'd be pissed off. I'd be like, okay, cool, because you don't want to pay some sort tax on your money. We all get a sub-pass show and you're going to play your shit through YouTube because you don't want to pay Scooter Braun 10%. You can't tell me you would have preferred like you would have preferred the YouTube one

than him actually doing new versions of the songs. Justin, do not make me stick up for Scooter Braun. Like don't, I don't want to stick up for that horrible man. I listen to him on a podcast. I wonder if he's like, I wonder if he's catching strays in the way he's like, I've fucking got nothing to do with like, he can sing his songs. And also Justin's probably like,

no I don't have to play scooter I did the YouTube thing because I thought it would be like revolutionary and different but this hasn't been confirmed by Bieber Scooter Broad's team anyone so we're just speculating here

but if I was Justin Bieber and that was the case I would have gone up on stage and gone I can't perform any of my songs and if I do I'm having to pay him $10,000 a song

I'm just going to play them off YouTube who's ready for it and then I'm not because I'm the Scooter Braun defence attorney but when you turn around and be like oh this asshole who bought Justin's songs

Justin sold them and Scooter said Okay I'll buy them because Justin was broke They were besty, besty buddies for a while Scooter and Justin like to the point that they were Make fun of Taylor Swift But if you were broke as shit Meg And you needed money and you started selling stuff And you were desperate to sell it

And then I went and bought it to help you out Why am I the bad guy? Oh because you're an asshole Oh we're talking about you still or Scooter You're like if I bought all your stuff from your house Because you're bankrupt Yes no I would still think you're an asshole If I'm sitting there bawling my eyes like, I've got to, I've got to pay for my mother's,

my mother's surgery, she's dying, and I can't afford it. She's now safe, because she couldn't pay for it. And they just give me the money. Okay. No, I don't know if Scooter's going to be. Well, here's 40 million. Thanks for, you know, everything back in the day. You probably gang, scooters fucking loaded.

Yeah. But I've heard some stories about Scooter Braun. I don't think he's necessarily the nicest chap. Well, I mean, he's probably in this industry, and he's making lots of money, and everyone's screwing everyone over. But I also don't think he's as big of a villain as everyone likes to make out as well. But anyone who has that much money, anyone who has more than a billion dollars? I do question how nice they are in general.

You can't become a billionaire and have ethics. Why do you need a billion dollars? You know what I mean? Like the wealth that you could be shed around. I do think a lot of the people, and I'm not sticking up for Taylor here, because I do believe that there are no good billionaires, truly. But I think a lot of the time, there are people that have billions of dollars in their bank account. and there are a lot of people that just have assets

like if she were to sell all of her songs they would be a billion dollars. I don't know if she's got a billy in the bank out. If she does, then she's an asshole. Because you go. Because you shouldn't have a billion dollars. But when you get to that point of million, billions, billions, it's sort of just loose track of it.

To the point where you're like, oh God, is there that much in that. I never forget that stat to try and give you context as to how rich Elon Musk is with whatever he's got now, finding $20 in your jeans pocket because like a few months later I'm going oh shit like that feeling where you go fuck I just found 20 bucks

he has to find $84 million for him to go huh that's kind of cool that's mental that we're living in the same world with that kind of way God he designs a good car so the upshot is we'll try and get Sven on the show tomorrow to talk about Coachella because it's the last weekend what would he give us that you know we haven't already heard I suppose

he could be his inside scoop Sure. He might have all access all areas. Oh, AAA? Yeah. You never know. He is from Sweden. Carl, if he does have AAA worth it.

Of course he does. Yeah, if he has AAA, maybe it is worth getting him on. Yeah. There's one man in the media that deserves AAA's fan. We all know that. How often do you access all areas, Dan? I have access to foo fighters, all their areas. Did you?

Yeah, one time I used to work at the Rock, and I remember there was a foo fighters concert, and I had a little lanyard that, I said A, A, A, and I was like, oh, no, what that means. And at the end of the concert, someone was like, oh, that was, you could have gone backstage. Oh, you're idiot. And I was at the back, like, down the back, watching the concert. I literally could have been on stage.

I could have probably done a good. On stage, not on stage, man. I don't think it's all, no. You know, Dave. Give me the mic. Yeah. I know, and I just didn't realize that I had it. Did you take the AAA pass back home and show the wife?

I was before. That person that is listening for the first time. See what I fucking told you? Just doing it again. You do it as a gag just to see. Just to see if you could. I've never heard of somebody say access or areas related to sex. You don't know, Hannah.

That would mean nothing to her. No, neither. I'd go home and I'd be like, I was backstage at the food fire. She'd go, no, no, no. She genuinely couldn't. No, if you said, hey, Hannah, you know what this is? And she said what? And you said it's an access all areas.

I'd be like, okay, then did you go backstage? Oh, yeah. Well, she'd be like, no. I don't know. I don't know, Meg. I'm not being funny. I don't know how anyone could hear. you say I haven't access all

areas pass in their brain not even remotely think about sex. I didn't even get there at all. No, not even for a while I didn't know what you're talking about. Like, what the fact? No sexual... Every time I see someone with a AAA pass and they go, oh yeah, I get to access all areas. I go...

What is right? He's a 14-year-old boy. He's like... I can't insult to 40-year-old boys. I couldn't deal with living in your brain. The fact that you say your brain doesn't even have 1% of thought about that. You've got to pop that all over your face. He's squeezing is like a thing,

like a stress ball and it's really squeezing. I squeezed one the other night and it got white shit all over myself in bed. Anyway, yeah, I just, I can't fathom that, Dan, that your brain doesn't even have one percent of it that thinks it's a little bit funny to have an access all areas past. And they're not, not, even remotely

thought about sex. Nowhere. No, no. That's why. I'm not, but again, I'm probably not a good judge because I'm not a sexual guy, but you were on the other end of the spectrum. Like, you are so, so, I didn't know there was a spectrum. I mean, yeah, I guess there's a spectrum, but I just, I can't fathom that there would be a guy that wouldn't.

As your husband guy is... No, no, no, no, no, not at all. In fact, like, he's the opposite of Clint. The opposite. So I'm like somewhere sort of in the middle. I don't think... Well, yeah, I don't, I mean, I'm not saying that he's like, doesn't think about, like, obviously, like,

I'm flashing my boobs every day or something. Every day. Every day. That's why he's not thinking about it, because he's eating bloody caviar every day. Well, guess how often I want caviar then? No. Sent him a nude the other day.

He got angry at me because he's like, I'm at a kindergarten. But do you know what I mean, Dan? Like, you love shapes. But if I feed you shapes every time I saw you, then eventually when I go, do you want to shape? You're like, no, no, I don't want. But if you haven't had shapes in a while, guess what Danny? Have you had sex four times out of five nights? I'm not doing that.

Yeah. It's just a boob flash. Maybe you're giving him like, oh, no, no, maybe you're feeding him enough. Do you know what I mean? I'm just keeping him. He's having, he's having a little. You know, like when people put nibble. out and you have a little bit of like cracker

and little cheese. They're my sex. Nibbles. Oh, I love a nibble. Yeah, like a securitory board. That's where I... You know what? I don't like chicurray boards. I feel like the overrary the day. I feel like, sorry, Clint. Sorry, when it comes to a chakurteroo board, I feel like after five or ten minutes, it looks unappetizing. You know, when people start picking... Yeah, no, I disagree.

I could feed away on a... I hadn't finished my metaphor. Meg, you're letting him snack so much before dinner that when dinner time comes, he's not hungry. He's like, oh, I'm quite full, actually. Well, good. I'm not hungry either Okay well then that's why I think a chakurri board will be the death of me

One day I'll be parked up at a chakurdery board I'll be in my 70s or something And I'll just slowly pass away from them too much Like olive The best and worst things on a securiturie board Worst pretzels Because obviously because they're a filler And I like I don't mind a pretzel

But on a chakurgery board What are you doing with it? I'm going to go blue cheese The one that smells like Vime I love blue cheese And then somebody uses the blue cheese Knife for the other cheese Fuck off

cheese. Give me pretzels any day the week over blue cheese and the best thing I think we'll all say it at the same time. Yeah, the little mini stuffed peppers with the cream cheese

little tiny pepper go over them first there's only ever like five of them and it's like and then there's always one left and everyone's looking at it like who's going to

see I would disagree what's your favourite thing my favourite thing is any of the dips and then as long as I've got nice crackers standard honeycomb's a lovely

little that's a very fancy that's a very fancy you could have got a honeycomb on there beans probably about shit on a shikaru Who the fuck puts a bean on a shakoothery board? I'd be flicking the bean. Just putting a cat of baked beans on the shoe You've got a fucking gooder

And then a stack of baked beans That's not my fight I thought about sex When he's flicking the bean He knew what he was doing No, you put caps a gum Honestly I mean I was just flicking it off the plate I didn't even cross my mind Oh my, honestly

He's bating me now He's sex baiting me I would be flicking the beans Straight off Straight away As soon as I get to the party I'll go get that away Flicking it

Okay, guys These guys can carry out on the podcast I'm going to go and see my friend who's flown over from England to see me so I'm back okay Alright, I'm excited enough for you Because she's got I'm so sorry

I know that they You love me so much You're so happy for me right now I'm not staying here on my own While he sex baits me It makes me Sex bait you Fuck me

What am I going to come back to tomorrow You guys are going to be in a fight Because he's six I'm not going to sick to bait you Okay I'm too busy flicking bean See? Rover, Music, Radio, podcasts.