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This is a podcast from Rover.
This is the Overtinkers podcast.
Welcome to the podcast, Clint Megan. Dan.
Dan is back. He's cringing because his post that he put up has got seven likes.
This is perfect.
Okay.
So anybody that's listening to this Overtinkers podcast right now needs to go to Danwebby.com, whatever it is.
Danwebby on Instagram.
Danweedy.com.
Well, do it for all of us.
If you see it.
No, no.
Piss off.
This is my moment.
Stop stealing my moment, Maxill.
Okay.
I've done the most shocking, and I'll say this.
It's terrible.
shocking, cringe-worthy
post I've ever done.
Can you play it down the microphone?
It's just so sold. You've just sold your soul for this one.
Yeah, oh, gorgeous.
So sometimes when you work with, like, clients,
they'll come back to you and go,
oh, we want you to do this with the product,
and we want you to do that.
We want you to say this and you say that,
and you're like, hold on, there are so many things.
How am I going to make this any, like,
somewhat interesting, and hit all the copy pointers?
What most people do is go,
there are five things you want me to do,
I'm going to hit these two well.
and I'll omit the other three and put them in the caption.
He had all of them.
Dan had all of them, and he still was hungry.
So I've done this post.
Go on my thing.
It's the last video I posted.
It was for Kogan Mobile,
who I love, by the way.
And I'm naming my next board.
If I'm ever blessed with fruits of my marriage a second time,
I'm naming my second born,
Kogan.
Anyway, here is Dan standing in front of a,
is it, porpet,
where you're fielding questions from the media
dressed like a politician.
Thanks, everyone.
Let's go back.
What do you have to say about the cost of living in New Zealand?
Absolutely no comment.
Over here, have you got the full support of your party?
No comments on that one either.
Let's go down the front.
Do you have any comment about Kogan Mobile having yearly prepay plans at $160 per year in New Zealand?
Well, some quick math on that and work out to be less than $14 a month.
So I would say that is good, honest, Aussie value.
Let's go.
Yeah, I just also want to say that Kogan Mobile now offers you know, cheapest, unlimited of calls and tech.
plans for yearly prepaid deals.
It's the ultimate budget-friendly choice for New Zealand
to maximize that.
Stop!
He keeps going. Stop.
You've read the whole thing, word for word.
So anyway, so please, if you're a friend,
if you're a friend or any type of person that even just likes me,
please, please go along and just like that and comment.
Comment, comment, please.
It is one of those things.
You guys must sit there and watch us, like, online personalities.
What do you call us?
Because I don't feel like I'm an influencer.
Content creator.
I think is the preferred term.
But even then, it's like, I didn't
go, I didn't become,
have a following online because I
wanted to be an influencer. I do
radio and because of that, I have a following
rather than just, you know what you mean? I feel
it's a difference. But you see these
paid adverts and
it's, I mean,
it's so hard to defend.
But it's good money. I don't mind
watching an ad on Instagram
if it is
mixed in with content.
and a fun idea.
And I go,
fuck fair play to you.
You've absolutely
advertised,
you know,
like Coca-Cola to me,
but you've done it in a way
that it's like,
I don't mind that it's an ad.
It's the ones where it's like,
oh,
you've made so
minimal effort there.
Yeah,
yeah, yeah.
It's just rubbish on my feet.
No,
I went to a lot of effort
for this one,
but I think it's,
uh...
Yeah,
I like it.
It's creative,
it's different.
It stands out.
Yes.
We get to laugh at you a little bit.
Oh, yes, we do.
Yeah,
oh, yes,
a guy,
Guy has had a field day this morning messaging me.
What did you say?
Oh no, I can't even say some of them, I think.
Oh, you can't order podcasts.
He said, did the brief state the video needs to be almost unwatchable?
But do you know that some of the best commercials are those cringe ones, aren't they?
No, Dad, it's great, it's great.
You just, the thing is, do what you need to do.
Get that cash.
Like, you know, nobody, if anybody's sitting there going, oh, that sell out, you would.
You would.
You would.
And I support it.
People that have gone offered us back in the day saying we were sellouts, now do.
I would, yeah, I, you know, you just can't, in this day and age you can't turn it down the cash.
Yeah, there's one person in particular where you're smiling about in the cameras
because there was someone that came in once and absolutely chewed me out for like selling out
and got really, really angry about it.
Yeah, really.
And I was like, whoa, something else is going on your life because the angst they had towards me for making money on Instagram.
It didn't justify the tone or the...
Carl, producer.
And now, they do social media
like advertisements and make money off Instagram.
So that's funny.
Yeah, yeah.
It was, they must have come from a place of almost jealousy
because if you're going to do it now,
I mean, I would love them to realize what they...
I don't even know if they'll remember doing that.
But very funny.
Producer Carl?
Have you ever, Dan, when it comes to, like,
situations like this, you've just got to think of it.
Do you know the saying, WWW?
BPD?
No.
Oh, okay.
It stands for
what would Ben Boyce do
when it comes down to all this stuff.
Yeah, Ben Boys.
That's what you've got to think.
Yeah, Ben Boyce.
But you know what with Ben?
I've worked with Ben for many, many years.
He was like an early adopter of the sponsored post.
And I haven't seen any sponsored post for him lately.
So maybe he's not doing them anymore.
Maybe he's got standards now.
Yeah, well, I guess you've got to get the mix right.
You've got to get the mix right of like organic content and then the sponsor stuff.
Otherwise, people just go every time you put something up,
you're just trying to sell something to me.
and then eventually your followers go to shit
and your insights die,
and then your revenue stream dries up.
Now, this is the first podcast,
the other thing,
because I've been back for a couple of days.
Yesterday I was away because my wife was ill.
And the day before that,
I had had a big contract meeting
between myself and the big bosses.
And I've, you guys must have talked about it
because I've had many people messaging me.
I've had at least three or four DMs
of people going,
oh, I hope you were not leaving the show.
We heard that you were having a big important meeting.
Yeah, we got a message about it.
Sorry about that, Ben.
So we talked about how you had a contract negotiation.
Did you?
No, no, no.
That is private information.
No, we talked about how you had a meeting with the boss about your future, maybe at the edge.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Wait, and then the next day, Dan's not here.
So wait, Mick, everyone thinks Dan's being fired and he got three DMs.
Mm, I know.
I know.
And one was from my mum.
One was genuinely from my mum.
She's like, why are you away today?
Three DMs.
Yeah, yeah.
Dan's up.
I got heapsed ems, there's about three or four.
Well, those are just the ones I've seen
I'm sure there's probably hundreds of others
Thousands, maybe
Yeah, yeah, yeah
So yeah they were like,
I hope you haven't been fired
So what did you say exactly?
I figured that you went in and you said
It's either Meg or me
Oh my God, were you in the meeting?
And Meg was here and you went
No, I said it's either Clint or myself
I want to, I want to be the only guy on the show
And they're like, well, it's Clint then
I'd like, see you later guys
I'll tell you what
You can be the only guy on the show
Next week
Oh, yeah Clint's away
No, Cal's coming
Oh, got it
Oh, bugger
and he's more macho than me.
Cow's in the studio right now.
He's just sitting there.
He's just covered in a pink blanket
and you just said he's more macho than you.
Brilliant.
Yeah, well, to be fair.
He's all wrapped up in like a furry pink blanket.
Yeah.
It is warm in the studio.
It is warm most days.
Sometimes you come in here and it's freezing.
But you get to be alpha.
Surely you get to be the alpha male.
With cow?
No.
I'm the alpha when you're here, Clint.
Let's be honest.
I mean, you're a bit of a cuck.
Isn't he really at the end of the day?
Like Clint puts on this persona
if he's the big dog on the porch.
not that I'm into the whole cuck stuff.
Well, you know, I've never done it.
Defensive?
He's very defensive.
But don't you think a cuck is alpha behaviour?
Because you're sitting there and you're watching and, you know what I mean?
Isn't that?
You do nothing but you don't sit and watch.
You talk constantly.
I don't think sitting and watching is unalpha behavior.
Yeah, he's saying that if you have to be very secure.
And you think security is alpha.
Yeah, I think if you were watching your wife with somebody else,
I think that's alpha behavior.
I'm going to be careful because it sounds like I'm approving something.
I'm just saying, like, I don't think it makes you like a sim.
Is that the right word?
Unless she asks you to go make a sandwich and then you do,
and then they just don't want you in the room.
Yeah, or she's yelling things like, which wouldn't happen with you, Clint,
but then she's saying things like, oh my God, I can actually feel his dick compared to yours.
Jesus.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I'm just guessing.
Yeah.
Took a weird turn.
That poor guy that has to go after Clint, though.
How do you how anybody's doomed.
Never going to happen for Jamie.
Yeah, doomed to fail.
Yeah.
My God.
And the funny thing is he brought this up as well.
So he can't blame us.
You mentioned cuck.
Meg, he mentioned cuck.
You do mention cuck.
Thank you.
And saying that I would be like a cuck
because it's not alpha.
Also, everyone knows I am the alpha.
Yeah, Meg is the alpha.
She's a self-confessed boss.
Do you still have boss of the...
I changed it out because I started thinking about it.
I was really worried that people would not get the joke
and it was a very small, specific joke.
And then I was like, oh, I'll take that out now.
I think people will think it's ironic.
Yeah, hopefully.
Well, I thought for a while, and then I was like, wait a second.
How bad's this going to look?
Yeah.
Yep.
What's the weekends look like?
Let's see.
I'll tell you what, Clint, I'm not doing, is going on a cruise, on a ship in Sydney.
That's what I won't be doing.
So, Clint, on Monday, you're flying to Sydney.
You're going to get on a big cruise ship with your family.
Yep.
Is it a bit annoying that you have to be stuck with your family,
at least when you go away, you can kind of at least sort of go,
and do your own thing for a little bit,
whereas you're on the ship with the same people.
No, but they've got kids club, and the kids froth it.
So then all of a sudden you go, okay, we'll meet you back at the kids club in two hours.
And then Jay and I can just go and do some day drinking and just hang up by the pool.
What's the, what's the kids club involved?
Oh, like, the one that they had on the Disney Cruise was out of the gate.
They had like Andy's Room from Toy Story.
And then they'd have like scenes from Frozen and stuff.
And the kids just, and they always have activities.
It's like having babysitters there that you don't pay.
And they run different,
entertainment things throughout the day
so they might do.
The kids will look at the plan
and they might like something that's there at midday
and they have a water balloon flight
or they might do different drawings
and all sorts of stuff.
Yeah, Chris is good for like
Clint Sage kids to do their own stuff.
It's actually very, very supported for...
Whereas I feel like if you're an island
then you have to watch more times
swimming and stuff.
It's like a holiday program really.
It's got shit on all day.
So your kids will be like,
can we do that?
and then me and my wife pretend that we're like,
but then we won't get to hang out all day.
And really, we're like, yes.
I took my son to a thing the other day,
speaking of a kids club, Meg,
and I think it was the one that you recommended.
It's like this big playground.
It's in Westgate in Auckland.
I won't say specifically the one.
Yes, yes, yes, I've recently gone.
But it is incredible.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Did you go the other day?
It's literally in my hood.
Why don't you come and see me?
Oh, no, because I was picking up Hannah.
Oh, yeah, right.
And it was a very rushed.
I had like 20 minutes to spare.
And I was like, I'll just take him in there.
It was like 30 bucks for 20 minutes,
which was probably a waste of money.
But I took them in there.
Genuinely, hand on heart,
they need to make one of those just for adults.
I had so much fun.
Like I was chasing them around.
The adults are allowed in there,
so you can chase them around.
Meg broke her tailbone and a bull pit.
I'm going down to two and a half near the slide.
My mum went to it recently,
and I literally banned her from going down the slide.
But you do look at that slide.
If you go to this place, you look at the side.
Most slides have a lip.
So there's a bit of space between the floor
and the end of the sliding.
you'll see a slide and it kind of curves up a little bit so you shoot out.
This one is just steep to ground.
Like there's no, there's no, so you just hit straight on your tailbone if you're an adult
and it's still incredibly painful and debilitating.
I reckon they'd make money if it was just an adult's one.
I always thought like an American Ninja Warrior arena.
Yeah, totally.
And you sign an NDA type thing when you go in.
So if you die, they don't have any court things.
You die.
So you just go in there and I would go genuinely.
Yeah, I think it is.
it had print money, I reckon.
Yeah, for sure.
Because, I mean, people even get excited just rock climbing.
And all you do is climb up and down, up and down, up and down.
So you imagine if they turned this, like, an old trampoline park
into like an American Ninja Warrior, like course,
like medium, like easy, medium and hard, you know, sections.
Yeah.
Meg, it's been most of the time in the hard section, probably.
Yes, she would because she's a bass.
Thank you so much.
I know you say, when you say I say that you're taking the best,
but I'm going to, I try and live like Clint,
and I will interpret it.
However, I want to interpret it.
So people can be like, oh, she's fat, and I'll go, thanks, with a pH baby.
Yeah, people go, oh my God, you look like you're dressed like a boy band member.
Thank you.
Greatest compliment you could give me.
Thank you.
You say she's the boss, but you say it like in a funny tone.
Cool.
Yeah, I am the boss, even though you're not.
I'm not.
Is that what you're saying to yourself?
And then when he says you're not the boss, so you're, oh, funny day in opposite land.
That is the best comeback, hey, because it's so lame and so childish, but they can't get you on it.
Because they go, oh, fuck you.
on opposites stay
see you I know you are but what am I
they're the best ones
okay we've got to be back on here in four minutes
yeah I've been working
in the background putting a few options
I don't know if
you guys deserve this because you already got one on Monday
feels like a lifetime ago that we did that
but anyway on Monday you already have one of these
I thought that I'll leave you with hairy eyes
guess a fart what's that smell
A stinky mystery for us to unveil
Oh, guess the fight
You know the little boy that won it on Monday
He was a patron at our Hook the Musical
Cutest little fella and he almost nailed it
Yeah, yeah I was initially I was like
Oh do I try and fart like he said
To give him the win
And then I thought, ah, that's maybe unfair
I mean the people at Hook the Musical on Monday
Would have known how much it stinks when Clint does this
Because he did it
No, but that's because we'd been rehearsing in a small space
and I wasn't, I was keeping them all tight all day.
Okay, so I'm going to go, similar to what happened on Monday.
I'm going to go this.
Why is there so much fucking spit in your mouth at all times?
Well, I was trying to make it a little bit wet.
I haven't won one of these, maybe all year.
Yeah, you've had a shocker.
Too much.
He did one of those recently, like on the night.
Oh shit.
That's his worst year.
I'm out of you.
I'm going on holiday, so I use that all my first.
parts for our left. Don't need any for next week.
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