The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS boob or boy?

Episode Date: April 16, 2026

We’re spiralling today, mostly because Clint might actually have a problem. Between his questionable "creative" brain and a nose hair situation that involves hot blue wax and a lot of screaming, things got weird fast. We also dive deep into the bedroom habits of New Zealand, and let’s just say, some of us are bringing the national average way up. You aren't ready for the photo Clint thought was a "booby pic"—it’s equal parts hilarious and haunting. 00:45 – The brutal reality of nose waxing. 03:10 – The leg waxing stunt that still haunts Dan’s pores. 04:50 – Clint’s "Sex Addict" intervention begins. 06:15 – The photo: Is it a baby’s leg or a boob? 08:30 – Dan puts Clint through the Sex Addiction Quiz. 10:45 – Clint explains his "honry little dog on a chain" energy. 13:10 – How often does the average Kiwi actually have sex? 15:40 – Guess the Fart: Voice Disguiser Edition.

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the Overtinkers podcast. Friday, if you listen to this in real time, Clint McGinn, Dan, welcome. Yeah, thanks for being here. It's been a hell of a show on the radio. Now we're going to do a hell of a show on the podcast. Do you want a few quick comments before we get into this podcast

about some of the others from this week? Comments from where? Because you can comment on Spotify, right? Because now there's a video version. You can watch how ugly mug's talking as well as listen. for yourself. Yeah, and there's some people commenting on there. Laughed a lot today, team, that was great.

Oh, you're welcome. What one was that? We don't know. I don't know. Just from a few days ago. Then we had in caps. You do not need to stop cursing. Please. Some people like cursing. There's a real mix. You don't get someone in the middle. I think you either love the cursing, like the swearing, or you hate it.

Love you guys. There's an awesome team. Timmy says I'm pretty positive Dan picked his nose in this pod. He does often, and I think you'd be able to find almost a montage There he goes. I do it again. It's something if I feel real... I need to get one of those things

because I've got to... I've just... Since I've hit my mid-30s. It's not fucking. No. No, it's like the... You're 37. Yeah.

He said I was late 30s the other day and I'm younger than him. Yeah, no. Means mid-thirtys. We're both mid-to-late 30s. I'm mid-30s. Clint's 40, so he can't talk. Your early 40s, you lose it.

If you're mid-30s, I'm late 30s. Okay, anyway. So I need one of those things where they pull the hairs out of your nose. Oh, I'll wax that. Because I've started to get hairs in my nose. You know what you need to do. You can go to those, like, barbers.

They have the red and white sort of swirling thing. And a lot of them for like 10 bucks, they have this like blue. Remember the guy said, oh, do you want me to do like whatever, do your nose or whatever? And I was like, what is that? And then he explained. I was like, oh, that sounds fun. I haven't done that before. What is wrong with you?

They get like an ear bud. And then they dip it in this blue wax. And then they shove it up your nose. Oh, yeah. It's a painful. And then they leave it there. And then it goes hard. And then they just rip it out.

Takes out like 99% of them. Could I do it on you? Yeah, if you want, next week. Yeah, if I go out and provide the wind, plucking removal, though. I'll watch a YouTube video. The only place you could go wrong would be overheating the wax and you do the nostril. Yeah, I would make sure that it's nice, like the right level, cotton buds, stick it up, pull that, don't do your ears as well?

No, they're not hairy. Just no. You look like an idiot, though, because they'll run it around the outside of your ear. If you get a little bit of ear fluff and stuff? Oh, yeah, yeah. And then, so you're sitting there and you've got these two things shoved up your nose with the light blue-st done. Have you? Did it hurt?

And then all your ears are all blue and you look like an idiot. Did it, did it hurt? That's the question. Oh, and they rip it out, yeah. It's like, oh, but then five seconds later. You're fine. And you have no more hairs in your nose.

Okay, good. I'm good with pain. I've got a real high pain threshold. No, you don't. Yes, I do. No, you don't. I can find audio of you being waxed before. I remember going to East Day spa with you.

You know what? You didn't do the other side. Dan, one time, did you like nearly cry when Clint was flicking like an em-and-em at you? What was it? You were like, well, you're like, I was allowed to throw. It was eclips mints, thank you. The hardest candy known to man.

It goes diamond, then eclipse mint. And I was allowed to throw. As hard as you could. Yeah, this minted, Dan, hard as I could from, what, four meters away? Oh, point blank! And as I was winding up, down, I was like, no, no, no, please, no. And you were laughing like a couple of sad individuals that had never seen. Anyway.

We should put that video up again. Oh, yeah, that'll be a laugh for you. Not going to hide a pain through shoulder. What happened? I have the highest on the show, for sure. About the East Day Spa, because I remember you bailed on early. No, we went to get, I had my legs wax for some stupid reason, like textbook radio. Why do we even do that?

And I still get ingrown hairs on my legs because of it. Like still, to this day. You're using your exfoliator on your ass and your undercarriage. No, I do exfoliator. I got like a special exfoliating, like, rub thing. And it's still, I just keep getting ingrown hairs. It's upper leg, like sort of like upper in the inner. a leg. You're not the only one

on that. So, as a producer I had to do a whole bunch of stunts as well when I was younger and had my full legs waxed right up to my groin. Same thing, still getting grown hairs up a leg to this day. Yeah, it's annoying, eh? And I can't get rid of I went to the doctor about it and they were like, you just need to exfoliate. And I'm like, if I expoliate

any more, I will like rub skin off. You can get, like, it's like a cream that kind of eats through them. You can, just look it up. Yeah. Imagine that. Come back as in our life is that cream. Dan and I should be able to charge that cream back to media works then. We should.

You know what? There's a lot of shit I should be charging back to this fucking company. Sorry. I'm with you, mate. Hey, don't worry. This wearing is fine, according to Liam. Oh, that's...

Oh, yeah. Okay, that's Irish Liam. I think. It's probably just said that. All right, well, speaking of, Meg, do you want to pull a country out of the bowl, which means you are now officially

out of the running when it comes to winning the prize pack? These are countries with subscribers all over the world that listen to this pod. Some of them are bots, I reckon. Some of them are bots. What I'm actually going to do, can you talk about yourself?

I'm going to, like, put through, I'm going to find out what countries are left because I've only got a few, and then I'll put them back in. So talk about yourself, you two, for a second. Okay. Because coming up after Megas worked this out, you know we're joking about how I was like a sex addict or whatever?

No, I don't think we've joking about it. I genuinely think you should be chipped about it. I think you're one of the most horny little man I've ever met. And I've never really read into that too much. I think it's just a bit of a laugh. I think you are. Something happened yesterday, and I was like, fuck, maybe

I am a sex addict I think you are a sex addict I'm gonna show you soon the photo that I got and instantly I'm gonna show it to you kind of like you know when they're trying to work out

if you're a bit crazy and they show you a pattern you go I see a butterfly yeah yeah you tell me what you see yep you can do that now to me and if you go yeah

I can see how you thought that fine but if you go Clint there's no one I tell you what Clint on the planet that saw what I saw I have something's wrong with my hormones at the moment

so I have no no lust for any sexual thing. Yeah, exactly. So I'm the opposite of you. So let's see if this works. I'm like two dead sticks. Let's show me what it is.

Jesus, okay. Yeah, well, still. What's the photo? Show me? Oh, I'm going to show you once you do your country. I've got a few more to go. Did anyone else think, when I said country? No.

No. See, that's another one. My God. I wasn't aware of it, and now I'm aware of it. It's freaking me out. So currently I'm just Googling. Questions to ask someone to find out if there are sex addict. Oh, good.

We'll do that as well. Good. Okay, Meg, who's out? I've got... No, no, no, Clint, I'm counting through the ones that are left. Oh, still! Oh, okay, so you want to do this game now? Yes.

Okay, okay, fine. Okay, I got sent a text. Yes. And it was a... It's a conversation between me. It doesn't really matter, because I think it just popped up and I saw this. So, I don't think I need to give it context. I'm just going to show you, as I went to see a message,

there was a photo like you know when you go four or five messages back just at the top and I saw this photo and I knew it was my wife who texted me she was part of this chat

and I was like what do you see when I show you this quickly Meg ready like you've just got a text and you go to look at the text at the bottom but then you see the picture of the top

yeah okay I see legs like the kids legs like bent backwards then or they look like Someone's like squatting over someone else's face,

like making them smell their fart, like, but they're nude. Okay, so maybe, I'm like, okay, do I have a problem? Or maybe not. My brain's absolutely toxic, Phil. Do you want me to have a look at all? Yeah, okay, you come in. Yep, come in. I think it looks like somebody lying on something and their legs.

You can see their back of their thighs and their knees are bent up. Okay, I got that text. Oh, fuck yeah. Okay, so. Ask great. Okay, you see. Okay, great. Okay, because I saw a chick.

a chick in a leather jacket and I thought those two lines were like cleavage I thought it was cleavage too see see cleavage and a leather jacket no not at all I genuinely do not see that okay thank God Dan because now Carl myself and Meg are going to feel disgusting

well no I said I can see it because you've shown me I said it looked like kids' legs told oh it's ties legs yep but like I would never even my son curled up in like a ball against leather seats and a car who fell asleep? Producer Carl?

Fuck sake. I was going to take myself hold to the police station, I'll see that. So I thought my wife would send me a booby pick in a leather jacket and I was like, whoa! And then I, so I had to scroll back up because I could only see the bottom of the photo really, which obviously are my son's legs on leather seats.

And as I scroll up, I was like, oh my God, I have a problem. What I think also shows you is that you wouldn't have scrolled up that fast if you did know it was Thai. Exactly. A beautiful sleeping son. You would have been like, okay, I'll look at that later. Also, I was like, I already seen that.

Isn't that sad that he just doesn't want to look at a beautiful photo of a sleeping son. He'd rather look at boobies. I just forgot I'd seen the photo. Anyway, I'd left the gym, so I blame that. You do increase your testosterone and you get quite randy. Before we move on, I'm going to test Clint on if he is a sex addict. He's five questions written by a website called sex and intimacy.com to find out if you are, in fact, a sex addict and should be checked.

Clint Miranda, first question. You can play along as well, Meg, if you want. Sure. Otherwise, she's certainly doing fucking nothing, so she may as well. Do you feel like sometimes your sexual thoughts encroach into your everyday life? Oh, always. Okay, so that's not a good answer. So, um...

Sometimes, so the questions... If I'm in my... If I'm in my ovulating phase, yes. So the options are sometimes. Yeah. Sometimes, for me. No, so not at all, sometimes. Yeah, sometimes.

Every time. Okay. Okay, same, same options. Is it affecting your relationship at home to the point where your libido is completely different to your partner? Not at all. Not at the moment, Clint, because this week you guys have been... Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes.

Sometimes. Do you keep doing it despite guilt, regret or consequences? Keep doing what? Thinking about sex. Yes, always. Okay. Well, I didn't think about consequences to literally the last 24 hours. because you guys have brought it to my tune.

I'd always just laughed it off thinking every guy thinks about it all the time. Sure. Do your sexual thoughts help you cope with stress, boredom or emotions? Yeah. Oh, I'm like, yes, but what, sometimes it always. Fuck, okay, he's basically been saying yes for everyone. Okay, I'll go sometimes. Has, and this is the fifth question.

Has it escalated over time to the point where now it is more often than ever before? I just feel it's the same It's always been that hornies, it's the same Yeah, yeah, it hasn't It's not like, it's not like I've just started alcohol And now I'm drinking every night Like I've always, I think it's this

Okay, so generally, genuinely it says if you answered yes to most of these Or sometimes It is worth getting checked by a paid professional And what are, what are they going to go for a walk? See you guys. What are they going to check and what are they going to give me? You know how you can take libido pills?

Can you take pills that like just, I think there's probably coping mechanisms that... It will be like you wear a rubber band and every time you think about sex, you slap it on your ass. Or a tattoo on your palm that just says it's not always about sex. He's honestly, he's genuinely, you've got a problem. Okay. By the way, I've gone back to the countries now very quickly.

I think I also blame my wife as well. She's just smoking hot. See, anytime she does anything, I'm like, damn. But it's not on her. She can't help that she's a fucking babe. Exactly. You know? But also, like, she plays hard to get a lot as well,

which I think makes it worse. But that's putting down Megan, my partners. Because, like, I also think my partner's hot. Yeah, same. But I don't want to fuck constantly. Yeah, very much so. See, I don't...

Oh, very much so, I think my partner's hard. That doesn't compute with me. Like, I'm trying to understand. Like, I was trying to understand different people's ways of doing things, but I'm like, how... But isn't there a certain degree of, like, petering down when you're in a relation... Long-term relationship?

Like, I'm definitely not as, like, gagging for it that when I was... We first started dating. I don't, I think that's normal, whereas you seem to be just... Do you know what it is? You might have just unlocked it. You might have unlocked it, Dan. What?

Maybe because my wife and I were waiting until we were married to have sex. It was 15 years ago. Yeah, you'd be having sex. Five years of talking about all the things we'd do and where would do them and how we'd do them. And when we're married... 17 years ago. Five years of teasing. So now it's like, I'm making up for lost time.

Most of you guys straight... You know, you're screwing on the second, first date. Meg? No, it took us three months. No, mine was like... Oh, it was kind of the first day. Yes. I waited for, I knew him, though. But I knew him. He was my friend. He was my friend

for many years. You had a healthy amount of sex through then, but I was kept at the gate and held back for five years, and then they were like, and off he go. God, like a horny little dog on a chain, like and that's... And then, finally the gate was open. They took him off a leash and I just

went, pf. Just sometimes when I'm with Jamie. What was that sound effect? That's the dog, like, Disappearing cross the pad ejaculating. No. Sometimes when I'm with Jamie, she'll like, you clip will say something to her about how hot she is or how sexy she is,

and you'll walk away and she'll go, it's a creepy old man. She said that about you to me before. A creepy old man. And I think a lot of the time it is like, it's actually really lovely. And I don't think we should poo the fact that, yes, you know, it is good to have a fruitful sexual relationship, yes.

But I think it then goes to a point where you're just constantly thinking about sex and it's not all about Jamie. You're just fucking Randy all the time. You genuinely are. He said, like, is Randy in my phone. The fact that he looked at a photo of his son's legs and thought it was a woman's tits,

that has got to be like next level. So to go. I can see it. I can just relate to like. Jesus Christ. I thought Clint's and I were the normal ones. This is just what guys brings a lie. I reckon you're the abnormal one, bro.

That's what I'm, no, no, no. Like I look, I love sex as much as the next guy. But I'm not constantly. The next guy is Clint. Yeah, there's the next guy's Clint. That's actually such a great gag from Ricky Javey. Everyone was hosting the Oscar.

And he goes, he was talking about drinking. He goes, look, I'll have a drink as much as the next guy. Unless the next guy is Mel Gibson. And then poor Mel Gibson has to come out and follow that. And he has to literally give away an award. And it had to just come out that he was like a raging alcoholic. Hey, it was like, bye. Do you know what I think adds to it?

I think, like, and this is something that Clint and I have in common. This is in like all areas of life is that we're like curious and exploratory people, like creative. And so in different parts... And Megan I aren't. Well, no, but you guys are, but I think it's like for Clint and I, it's like we are creative and want to experiment in all sorts of life. But then that kind of just carries over to set life as well. Clint, I am a craft nut.

My words. A craft nut. You were denying that yesterday. They go, don't call me a craft nut. But you were a little in the church growing up and stuff, Carl. Did you wait until you were married? Yep. But you got married when?

Oh, um... Last year. 14 years ago. 14 years ago and you got married 15 years ago, yeah. You were very young. I was 23. Wow.

No, no, it was 23. I think it's a no sex before marriage thing. It's not. It's not because I know people that have saved for marriage and they're not. Okay, well, I've just surveyed five people in the room and 100% of those that wait until their marriage are sex addicts. It's fair. And the other 100% that didn't weigh.

You've already entered it. It's the first step to admission. It is the first step. Now I need to go to those meetings. Yeah, okay. Oh, well. I think you should take it. get checked? I really do.

Oh God, he doesn't have another thing to, like, tick about. How often are you doing it, like, solo stuff? Oh, sometimes I have to do that just to leave my wife alone. Yeah. Because otherwise, it'll be like, yeah, where you just go, that'll keep me like, how often a week would you say?

Once, twice? Because in between them, hopefully. Oh, fuck. In between them, though, you're getting sex, I'm guessing. Yeah, so then, but then if you don't have sex for like three days well then you go Jesus Christ

then that'll get me through another couple of days maybe Oh well apparently that's fine A drought two days How many what's the average? I just said there's no specific too often apparently it's according to chat GPT of the amount of times you should do it per week

What is the normal amount of time That a man and women in New Zealand Would It's normal for whatever is normal in your relationship There's no normal There's no normal but there must be an average Yeah there must be an average But I don't know how would they...

I guess you have to do a survey. Okay, well, let's do an average. Okay, I've gone two a week. Meg, we have to do a show average. Per week? Usually a per week now. Because what do you mean? For how long?

What do we say? So do we mean now? One player games? Well, one, myself. One player games. At the moment, never. Usually? Yeah, what's the average?

Two. One. Oh, no. No, that's surprising. Some weeks before. Some will be none. No, that is so fucking not right. I don't know.

I thought you meant sex. Do you mean by myself? Yeah. No. If we're like, I don't remember the last time I touched myself. The New Zealand average for couples having sex. A survey was done a few years ago.

Are we talking about sex or touch it ourselves? See, I'm confused. No, I think we're talking about touching yourself. But I'm just circling back to us once a week for couples on average. Okay. Oh, God, Dan's going to bring the average up. How often are you doing it in one night? My husband will say that you do it every day.

No, and I know. And I give that energy, which pisses me off. I don't. I'm not a big... I would maybe say... Once a fortnight? Maybe. On average, and then there'd be some months where I don't do it at all.

So I'm zero, yeah. Put down for a 0.5. Meg, I'll put you down for a 0. No, put me down for a 0. If we're taking the last average 5 or 6 months... I think if my life was less hectic after the show, like where I'm looking out, because I pick up door, and I'd face it straight.

More, definitely more. No, not all the time still. But because I'd miss it if I did. If I was doing it every day, I'd miss it. I'd say maybe it was like twice a week back before I'd have. Okay. So two, zero point five, zero. Produce an EPAP?

I would say probably like three or four times. I'm single. I'm a 25 per week. Per week, I'm going to have a 3.5. Okay? Carl? Yeah, I'd probably be like a four, maybe five on a week. A day?

Not a day, dicket. How I dehydrated I'd be? I'd just be a husk of a man. Be like that go, have you seen Into the Wild when he forgets eating? Yes! And he's living in the bus. Shriveled raisin. So, then we go divided by 35.

It's not as good as maths as he says he is. Good at math. I'm trying to get the average. Okay, well Carl and then we've brought it up. Because then we've got a point. Okay, I'll start again because I've done that wrong. God. Does anybody really want the average of how?

really care. It's just this radio show. It's not even in New Zealand. It's just people go, on average, that show wags five times a week. I'm dead inside at the moment. Carl's definitely bringing up the average. We'll go find out what the rock breakfast does

and what the YFM morning crew do. I'd imagine the rock breakfast to bring up the averages of radio shows. 2.1. 2.1 times a week. If you're doing that, you are on the same average as us. There you go. There's something you can tell your friends.

Now it is Friday. It is Friday. I'm going to quick, let me get into this country thing. Again, if you don't know the competition, we're running at the moment. Every single country that has listened to our podcast is in the jar. I have taken a country out of the jar every day. And we have left France, Brazil, Taiwan, Mexico, Cook Island, Switzerland, Indonesia, Portugal, Qatar, Ecuador, Belgium and Belgium and Fiji. In Finland and Canada.

Wow. So there are subscribers and all of those. Ecuador is all bots. It's just kicked out. It's Belgium, 31. Not bot. See you later. How do you mean any of there? 31.

That's quite a few. There'll be a few bots in Belgium, I'd imagine. Well, let me just check it. Not bot. None of them. Okay. Now it is Friday, which means only one thing, Clint. I have got an idea for this as well, which I shared with you guys earlier.

You did. I thought that'll leave you with hairy eyes. Guess the thought, what's that smell? A stinky mystery for us to one veil. Guess the fuck. Now it feels like a while since we've done this. I'll admit, I'm not the hugest fan of this, but I thought there's a way we can spice it up, Meg.

Clint's mic has the option of having a voice disguiser on it. But also, the other thing it has is the functionality of reverb. Okay, so it does three different things. So there's this one. So there's this one, obviously talking. Then you have this one, which I don't think we do. Because it'll make it sound less good than it is. Or is there a reverb?

Like this? No, no, they took the reverb out to put an auto tune one in So that, if you sing now, it's auto tune. And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh, like baby. The problem is it doesn't need auto tune with me Because I'm so on pitch. Thank you, mate. An auto chart would be hilarious, though.

Okay, so what do we want to do? I reckon we put in like the voice disguiser. Stop it. You sound like a shawking. Put in the voice, guys, where it's the low one, so it'll make it sound really meaty when really it's not. I quite like that. So we do that. And while we're doing that, take it off my voice.

Come on. Okay. Guys. No, I'm serious. Okay, there you go. I'm better. There we go. Okay.

Guess the fuck. Okay, so we have to guess. Right. Now remember it's going to be, oh, fuck. I'm just going to put up with it. Remember it's going to be deep. Deep, okay. Okay, so.

Buh. Jesus, because that the best you can do? You've tabled your car. You're getting worse at this game. Really? I thought that was kind of good for reasons. Oh, what, you thought this was good? Buh.

Okay. Because usually, this is not me tabling my car, but this is being practicing. You want it. Usually, he goes, thinking that the voice disguise is on, it's going to be. Okay. So I'm going to go, I'm going to go. I'm going to go. It's quite high, I would say.

So you want me to voice disguise my fire? Yeah. Do you know what I've realized as well? That this podcast is now a video podcast. It is. It is. Watches me do this now. And now literally half the people in the office have come in to watch.

Okay. Do when I haven't gone whee's? So I don't want to wee myself. Okay, here we go. So it's voice disguised. Put your headphones on me so you can hear it. Fuck. It has shattered myself.

Wow, and that was with the deep voice sky. I'll imagine how I pushed that would a sound. Why? That was disgusting. That's disgusting. That's your real boys. Damn it. Sorry, guys. It wasn't my best.

Having had a lot of sleep lately, so being a bit tired. Hey, we just stop doing this game. Well, you're the one that keeps asking for it. Have a good weekend. I'm stuck.