The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS bosoms

Episode Date: June 9, 2026

Dan was fully laying his head on Meg’s bosom today because Clint was apparently "bullying" him at work. It was chaotic, deeply uncomfortable, this is one you dont wanna miss!

This is a podcast from Rover. The Overthinkers podcast. Kiyo-day, Klami and Dan, your host, just finished our radio show. So if you are somebody that's looking for a little bit of extra, Clint Began Dan, you found it. Good morning. It's really good to have you here. I really love having your company.

It's like a warm bosom, and I'm leaning against it. Or an electric blanket, which you found out people still use. They got very angry the electric blanket community today. Nothing like a warm bosom, though. I do love a warm bosom. There's nothing like a warm bosom. I take a bosom over a blanket. I think it's put from, and I think this will sound weird, but I think it's a throwback to when you're with your mother.

And you would lay on her bosom, a little boozy, and have a little cuddle with her. And then as you've grown up, obviously you don't want that anymore laying on your mother's booze. But what you do want is warmth and a cushion. What did he say? And you're looking at me like I'm a fucking weirdo, but it is. It's just human nature. You start life on a bosom, don't you? And then, Meg, you're a fucking...

What the fuck have I done? I've just given you the space. I've just given you space. No, keep going. I agree with you. I think that the warmth of your mother's breasts and Julie is fantastic. And click you would know. How would I know.

Dan would know more than me. Yeah, I don't. You know what, my mum is a very warm hugger. Dan, wouldn't surprise me. If Dan I found out he was breastfed Till he was like five No, I wasn't, I don't think I was breastfed at all I think my mum was not into it

Oh, yeah Oh, so you know, you don't know what it's like at all to suck from the teeth If you see this the thing with you And it really rucks me up You always go to the sexual nature I'm just meaning laying on a bosom You're the one they call them busies Yeah, bozzies

I'm just trying to make it Like less weird No, there's just nothing like it Do you know, I actually thought the other day when I was cradling my child, Miller, back to sleep, and she looked so peaceful. I would love for somebody. Carl, can you hear me? Can you make this for me, please?

Can you make this? I want a giant to scale, like, you know how you can make? Wait, if it's giant, it's not to scale. Sorry, no, no, wait, you'll see. You'll see what I'm saying. Okay, you know how when you go to sex stores and you can get things that feel like skin. Yep. I want that, that skin like feel made into arms.

So I can feel what it's like to be a baby again And I want to be cradled again Could you cradle me for a minute, me? Just so I could come over here. But you know what I mean, Glenn? Like to be that, I mean to scale in the, I look down at her. Like a hammock, except it's a hammock, but it's out of warm hands. Sounds expensive.

Yeah, it is. Carl. Yeah. Here's what's going to happen. So I'm going to sit on the chair in front of you. So I'm just going to pretend you're holding me, but I'm going to then cradle into your bosom. Okay. Feet, feet, feet, feet.

Honest to God, you think this is off the cuff dance. Probably sat down going, How can I get my face on me's tits? And now, look, he's doing it. And now he's got his ear and his cheek on me's tits. And I do this. Mommy. I've had a bad day, mummy.

Mama, can't bully me at work, mommy. Oh, is that right, sweetheart? We're not deleting this. We're not. It's weird, isn't it? We're not deleting it. You know what's going to happen? He's going to get in the car in about midday.

today you're going to get a text Brady and he's got a hey man can we take that bit out of the pod in hindsight hey Brady looks like a real loser good news button we're not deleted it you do it

you had enough time to pull out of that and you did it yeah Brady how about you just blur my face hey your name's on the TVs they know it is mate and I'm sitting right here in my seat so it ain't Clint

I know here's a good thing to do Brady and it would be a bit of work but I really appreciate if you do it Super infrose Clint's face onto mine when I'm on me Yeah, that's a good idea That's good idea Yeah, nah

Just quickly before you continue Remember I asked if Clinton Mac if you could swap seats for this podcast Please just for a camera test Oh yeah we want to find out if the sexist cameras or not Dan you might have been saved by my sexist cameras No no we can get them individually don't want We definitely got that

Great thank God Saved by the buzzy. It's on the multi-cut, because it doesn't cut to me enough, and we want to know if the camera's sexist, or if it's something else. I don't like it.

Clint, what do you think? Is this the ugly side of my face or the good side of my face? I can see more of your face there. I think Dan's screens lower or something. Oh, that's good. Can you see me now? Probably?

Yep. Okay, so here's the thing. Are we moving on or are you? Yeah, you were talking about, what's it smelling? Dan asked before we turn the mics on. He said, do you guys ever get roped into things

you don't want to fucking do? And I was like, literally, my life, bro. I'm married with kids. So, I can't say what it is because it's a community event that I've been roped onto door. You've given away too many details I feel

already, bro. But I've been asked by, let's say a member of the community in my area. Right. To host an auction. Auction. Oh, so you get to be the guy that speaks really fast. Yeah. Are you good at that? And this is the thing with people on radio

People in communications and media. People just assume, because you talk for a living, you're good at it. And Meg's a classic example of that not being the case. Oh, it is my second language, though. So I think that's where you get, you know, once you find out that, it's actually very impressive how well I can speak. And the thing is I, so the thing I've been roped into is... It sounds like a school, like a kindy thing for George. It's an auction, it's a community auction for George's candy.

You're like a quiz night auction thing. Well, let's peep that out. Brady! A bit of editing to do there. But he's going to be until tomorrow. So, yeah. So I'm doing this thing for the community. And my wife's put me into it.

So she's gone, oh, Dan, my husband will do it. Fucking out. Like, piss me right up. And she knows I'm stressed, as it is. I'm already stressed, mate. We're all stressed, mate. That's our saying it went. We're all stressed, me.

Like I literally said to her the other day, we're in the car. And I said to her, this is before she'd sign me up for this thing. I said to her, we're driving. And I went, I could not be more stressed at the moment. And she said, oh God, like, literally she said something like hard enough. She goes, yeah, you're good, because guess what? Yeah. And so now I'm doing this thing.

I got the email yesterday. They go, so you'll be leading the auction, and you're in charge of making sure that the figures and the stuff that people are paying and the incremental amounts going up are added correctly. No good. So I'm having to go, say, for instance, I'm running the auction. I'm having to go, can I get a first offer? Can I have $50?

$50. someone fit bids. Okay, $50. $50. Okay, can I get anything else? Maybe your maths isn't good, so I'll go 30. Okay, all right. So what is that, sir? Sorry. $30. So now we're up to $70.10? No, I just want to pay $30. Okay. Sorry, we're going to go back to him.

So what did you do? I said 50. That's what it's going to be like. Let's do it properly. No, you don't have to add the numbers together. I just say 70 and you go bids with you. Okay, let's do it properly. I'm not going to even try. Okay. So we'll go up in $10 increments, kind of, I guess, will you do a bid. No, no, no. We'll just do it. We'll just do it.

do it however you bid for you. You just yell out your number? Well, don't yell lower then. No, I know. I'm just saying sometimes people do that because they haven't heard Meg what you've said. So then they do a lower amount. Dan needs to be able to push them aside

and go, sorry, the bids with Meg. Let's try for real. So here we are. Thanks so much for coming on. The next item is this beautiful painting by Picasso here. Oh shit. And we're going to start the bidding

at $250,000. Can I get $250? This man over here in the hat, 250? $250. What are you wanting to do? Okay, 260,000. We've got $260,000.

$260,000. Can I get another offer on $260,000? How much do you want? 260. This is one of a kind. It is Picasso's second work and his first one was a shocker. This one's a better one. Oh, sell it to me.

Yep, $280,000. No, no, I just paid $260. I didn't have to say, hurry up. So it's still with her. Okay, so we're going once for $260,000. How much are you looking for? I'm wanting to go up again at $10,000. Okay.

So you're looking for how much? Can anybody give me $10,000 more? Yes. $270,000. Okay, $270,000. Here we go. We've got the Picasso, one of his greats. $270,000.

Anybody got $280,000? Yeah. $280,000 here to the woman in the red. $290,000. $300,000. $300,000. $400,000. $420,000 going to this man over here.

430? Okay, over here. Can I get $250,000? I'll go $250,000. $400, sorry, that was my mistake. Can I go $450,000? Sir, you know, it is one of his best works. $450,000.

I'll take $4.45. $4.45. That's more than you initially asked for. Okay. $4.35? $4.25. Sure, yeah. $4.25.

Less than you. $4.25. I was paying $4.30. $4.30. Honestly, stop the option. genuinely that was So, so did that gentleman for 180,000 What the fuck?

And genuinely And you had nerves into that You had me public speaking It's going to be a nightmare The amazing thing about you, Dan Is that when you get up on stage This mask comes over you And you become somebody else

But not mass, not mad It doesn't simply make me a maths position You don't magically get good at maths No, that's true No, I can fake it Yeah, you're very good at once you're up on stage you're like a totally different person. Let's say Meg's got it for $450 and no one else is bidding.

This is where you bring it home because you've got all this charisma. So really sell that last bit. Ready? $450,000. I must say this is one of Picasso's great works. The funds are going towards Devonport Krashe. Beat that. Beat that, Brady.

Going what? Going twice. Are we all done? Are we all in? One of his great works. It'll never come on the market again. resell it. So what? What are you doing? Well, I'm just saying that it might come on the market again.

So she may resell it. Don't let her be the one that's reselling it. You could be her. You could be this woman. You could be $450,000 poorer, but richer in painting. Going once, going twice. Sold to. Okay, so what? No, I said sold out, so that's annoying. I felt like I got in just before you. No, I feel like I did. I'm going to have to sell it to this thing. Oh, that's bullshit. me this thing? Why'd you point at me and say this thing? This woman. Please.

I think yours have to go, they do their once, twice, and just when you think of him, they go, are we all done? Final goal! Do you think I need to sort of flag with them that I'm just not good at maths? I think I might have to. Yeah, absolutely. Just sort of be like, I just really want to flag me.

Can you do the emcee stuff and introduce the auction and get someone else? That's what I said. I was like, I'm happy to go, here's the auctioneer now. He's coming on stage. Because then the problem is, then they've got to hire two people, and they're probably struggling to find someone to do what you don't want to do. Dan's got notification for Sikh jobs. You can't always keep your eye open.

Just popped up. I've got like radio jobs and stuff. You don't even know. Something with Mike Hosking might leave. Can we click on it and see which notification, like which job it suggests that he did? What's your past go? No, I'm not fucking telling you that. Absolutely.

Try one to one two. No, it's not. 69, 69. People normally do like a kind of the four-quarters. It's a very special number to me. Maybe it's... Oh, is it my birthday? No.

Try this one. I'm locked out. Fuck. I was going to say try... Try... Try... 26-2-5. 2625, why?

Spells anal. Yeah, it's a very special number to me. Yeah, well, that's what I thought it must be. So there you go. That's all I had for today's overthinkers. Sorry, it was just the buzzy stuff in that. And we wish you had and brought the buzzy stuff. You did a lot.

Over to you guys. I've done. I've exercised all my car. Oh, the thinkers. We got to do a table read for our hook musical after the show today, don't we? Carl, are you going to be printing scripts or do you need us to print our own? No, printing them now. We'll rip through a couple trees here.

Cool, cool, cool. There has been a little bit of talk. I think we'll discuss it more at the table read. Is it worth bringing up on the overthinkers now? We're sort of jumping the gun a little bit. It's something that I'm in two minds about, and it's something that we've sort of had brief conversations about two characters on the show that may,

or may not, be sexually into each other. Well, it feels like there's chemistry throughout the musical, and it feels like maybe that chemistry should come to a head at the end with a kiss. So I know what you're talking about. You're talking about how Smee is pining for hook throughout the show. Yeah, when I'm being reading the script

it sounds like there's some sort of sexual tension there throughout. It goes over Hook's head the whole time. Hook doesn't... But that's why I think Smee, when they turn and look each other, can misread the situation. Kiss Hook.

Hook for a couple of seconds is like, what's going on? By the third second, pulls away, going... The third second? Chees-cheating. If my best friend, and I'm assuming Smee's but Hook's best friend,

hooks up with me, I'm not waiting three seconds to pull off. Pull him off? Pull them off In the first second Oh, right in there Finally I knew you felt the same as me Imagine getting pulled off my hook

Oh shit Blows everywhere How do you do it Being pulled off my hook We're done We're done because I look forward to hearing the audio You ask you your husband If you get to hook up a dan

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