The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS Clint's headed off to Guatemala

Episode Date: May 11, 2026

Clint’s algorithm has spoken and he’s ready to sell everything and move to Guatemala for a grand a month. We’re not sure if he’s actually leaving or if he’s just had enough of Meg calling Tom Hanks “Robert Gump,” but the wheels officially fall off when we try to imagine the show without him. Spoiler: Dan as an anchor is a total car crash you have to hear to believe.  0:00 - Meg’s Tuatara struggle 2:30 - The "Ata mārie" vs. "Mōrena" debate 4:45 - Robert Gump & Meg’s movie fails 6:30 - Dan’s $200 secret RC car tires 9:15 - The danger of "Elephant Gifts" 11:00 - The crew’s 3 favorite things 14:30 - Clint’s Guatemala escape plan 16:00 - Dan tries to anchor the show (and fails)

This is a podcast from Rover. Whenever you listen to this, Clemigg and Dan, gov, just come off the back of our radio show with an absolute clangor from Meg, who again, yes, you're right, Dan. We shouldn't laugh because Meg was giving it a bash.

But if you missed the radio show, we were talking about maybe freshening up the bills, New Zealand's currency, and swapping out some of the old achievers with some of the new achievers that have done stuff in the last week while. And we were talking about, obviously, the other side being parts of

New Zealand and the animals and Meg throughout this. I like the animals side. Yeah, the Tudatah. Get out. Get out. I was already gone by that point. She took herself out, to be fair.

Before we crack into the Overthinkers podcast, Clint, I've got just a few of the very simple today words that most people should know being a New Zealander. To be fair, I do think I know how to say that. I'm just very tired. and they just all got mucked up in my head.

Okay, true. To be fair, actually, we should give you one more cracker. Oh, fuck. There we go, Clare, that's a good idea. Do you see the native lizard is called? The Turitara. I can't do it. Tudatawa.

No. It doesn't mean. You're getting it, so I'll give you the first bit. Tudah. Tudah. Am I said it wrong? No, you're stitching her up, Dan. What?

Tura. No. No. Tudah. Tara. It's just Tua. Tua. Tua.

Tara. There you go. There you go. There you got it. Okay, here's some words. But you've got to do it after the drone. Okay, Meg. Here she goes.

She's got it. She's got it. Yay. Celebrate, celebrate. Yes. And you'll know these ones. If I want to greet someone in todayo, say good morning.

What would I say? Kiyoda. That's hello. So you could say that in the morning. Atamaria? No. Isn't it? For what?

Saying good morning? No. Atamaria? Oh, Morena. What's Atamaria? Goodbye. Clint? Atamaria.

Oh, you don't even know? Atamaria? Yeah. I don't think Atamaria is a thing. Maria. Good morning. Fuck you both. I'm not playing this game.

It means good morning. Fuck off. It does mean good morning. Shut up. So Morena and Atamaria. Well, I haven't got that in front of me. I'm not played anymore. It's using the polite alternative and more informal.

Sorry, it's the polite alternative to the more informal Morena. So Meg was just doing it. Oh, so, that is informal. Yeah, it's like, oh, morning, Morena. And she said, good morning. Which is what you asked before. You said what is good morning. Yes, no, I'm wrong in that case.

Yeah. What about this one? No, I'm not doing anymore. Oh, she's, no, you see what she's doing. This is smart. This is smart. She's going out on top. That's what she's doing.

That's what I'm doing. Yeah, okay. True. Yeah, actually, well played on that. that's one way to like snuff that game out very quickly. Thank you, Clint. Well done, Meg. Yeah, and that's the thing.

Like, Meg is giving it a crack. And I think the thing is, like, if you aren't a Kiwi and you're listening for around the world, Kiyara, it's great to have your company. A lot of Māori people that I know are just very ecstatic that you are giving it a go, whether you're pronouncing it incorrectly or not, you're trying. Whereas a lot of, I think, New Zealanders will, like, jump on each other and give each other a hard time when actual Māori people just like, mate, you're giving Rotor or Taupor or Tehr or crack.

You know, if it's fair, I do feel like there, we are so much better at kindergarten, its primary schools, preschools, at using Māori and incorporating it now. I didn't have it very much growing up. And I just think my pronunciation is bad. I also think I'm bad at any other language.

I'm bad at fucking English, guys. To God say, I can't speak my own... You used a bit of French there. I can't speak my own. language. Someone dexter, you know, Jimmy Jackson? They dicks in, Mimi Jackson. Oh, God.

Mimi Jackson. Oh, love. But then, you're right, Meg. Meg even called bloody... I can't speak English, guys. The guy from Greece. She called him Danny Devedo. Yeah, it's Danny Zuto.

My brain is fucked. And remember she called Forrested Robert Gump once. That's right. So Meg's mucking up the English one as well. Yeah, we can't judge me for my... She was like, what's that movie? It was Tom Hanks, Robert Gump. How many times...

Oh, that made me laugh that day. That's the most of laughter, I think, ever. Robert Gump. How many times were you awake in the middle of the night this morning? I woke at 250 and haven't slept since. Oh, yuck. 250? Yeah, 250 was when I was up.

Miller's quite ill at the moment. She got a very bad fever and cough so wear. And then she had a... I just feel... I'm not upset about it. I'm like, oh, fuck, I can't get asleep. I'm just sad for her. Just sucks in your kid like that.

And then I was like, obviously, I didn't get back to sleep. And when it was 3.30, I was like, there's no going back now. And Guy sleeps with Daisy, right? So he can't. If that was me, I'd be like, Guy, get up. You work, you're sitting at home. I'm going to go to work. And then go back to bed, but you can't do that because then you wake up the other one.

They don't wake up the kids. Yeah, so he does come and help. He still comes in out. But Daisy gets upset if she hasn't got Guy or me in bed with her at the moment. So then she'll wake up upset. So it's like, it's just, we're just in that phase. You're just rubbing your tummy and patting your head at the same time. Which I'm actually not too bad at.

Yeah. Can you not do it, Dan? No, I can't. I've never been able to do it. Look, I'm doing it with the other hand now. His head's rubbing in. I'm just patting my belly and patting my head, but I can't do separate. Okay, I told my daughter how to do it the other day.

She's four. So you start by patting your head. Pat, pat, pat, pat. Keep pat pat. Just keep pat pat pat pat pat. Keep going. Now talk to me, so you're not thinking about it, but you're still patting. Yeah, yeah, yes.

Okay. Can't talk while he's tapping. You're good, you're good. Tell us about your RC cars. About your new tyres. Oh, I got some new tyres for my RC car. Keep padding. Keep padding. And they're $200.

Okay. Get your left hand. Okay. Keep going. Keep patting. Get your left hand. Get up. Yeah, keep going.

And no, no. Rub your tummy. Go. No. He's tapping it. Hey, yes. I can't do it. What?

I'm very uncoordinated. What if it was a gun to do you? Oh, maybe if I do that. And then tap. Got. Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap One tap

One tap It's like fucking double touch He doesn't know when to get in I can't do it I can't I reckon I'm not the only one that can't Just okay tap tap tap tap Keep run nope

Rub rub rub rub tap Oh god Honestly I think I'm like Give myself a stroke Dan has other skills Spit Spit See

I have got talent I've always got saliva on tap If you miss that episode, Dan, can just, like, produce saliva at any moment. I was like, I must be running a bit of a drier setup. I must be swallowing more often because I can't just produce saliva unless you give me some time to conjure it up. And I can make the sound of a golf ball being hit.

Yeah, that is probably. And the cars and all that. Yeah, yeah. Oh, gosh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Have you know the $200 speaking of that you spent on you around remote control cars and new tires? Yeah. Did your wife know about that?

Um. Oh. No. No, she doesn't. But did it come out of your personal account, so it doesn't matter? Yeah, it's come out of account that she wouldn't be able to trace. That is not the same as your personal account. A non-traceable bank account.

She will be told when I get home that they were $20. Leaving off a zero. Yeah. Yeah, and to be fair, that you would believe that, because that's what you'd think. You think you go, oh yeah, that's plausible. 20 bucks? Yeah. Even, what, 20 bucks each?

So it's $80 total. I mean, they're big tires. We're talking about, it's a bigger. It's not like your classic R-C car. It's a hobby. grade RC car. The size of your hand. Yeah, big, big tires.

For a one-seventh scale. It's a one-seventh scale Arma Mojave 4S. They're really not that big. I would say that's big. But if that's big to you, Dan, good for you. I'd like to see guys R-C car if it's bigger than that. Because that's probably one of the biggest you can get.

I thought about doing one of those Instagram videos where there's this guy and he's got like a scratch on his arm and his wife comes up and she goes, Wow. She goes, you've got a big scratch. And he goes, what? No, it's not that big.

And she goes, no, it's really big. And he goes, yeah, it is big. Yeah, that is big. And he's like, looking at the scratch is about two inches long on his arm. And I was like, that could be a fun one to get a rip and shoot. Oh, you're happy to just rip off people's content. That doesn't bother you.

Oh, I did that once. I did that once on my Instagram and phone. I'll never do it again. The guy commented on it, it goes, where do you get your ideas from, son? Or something like that. And then all these people commented and going, oh, your one was better, man, your one was better.

Who cares? Then just block. I know. He blocked me. He blocked me. He's been blocked from his thing so I can never copy him again. Why does he care?

He's come up with an idea first. If someone else is going to jump on it, no idea is really a unique idea these days when you're talking the internet. Yeah, and I think it was, to be fair, I was probably in the wrong because he, he did it

and it was good I copied him and did it better and it got more engagement and so that's why he would have been pissed off No but what about trends? He had like millions of followers

He was like a big What about trends on TikTok Literally the word trend is meaning everyone is doing the same thing And you're not find it You do human experiences He didn't invent that No I know I know

But I saw his one and I was kind of like Thanks for sticking out with me I saw his and I was like Oh fuck that I've done done that before, I'm just going to do that. And so I did it, thinking innocently. And then, yeah, he obviously saw it because it must have clicked into his algorithm as well because he does that sort of stuff.

Oh, it's like music or fashion. Like you change in fashion, I think it's either 10% or 15%. But that's all you have to change a garment buy for it to be a different piece of clothing. Whether you're changing its fabric, so you can do the exact same cut and you change the fabric, or you're changing the cut or the length. As long as this changed by 10 to 15%, then you're, free of any sort of

copyrighting issues. So if you've gone and changed your video by 10, 15%, surely the same thing applies. And I had it known. The difference is that you're you. Yeah, that's the differences. And I think, you know what? I deliver the lines better,

even though they were identical lines. Yeah. Yeah, it just must have gone better than his one for some. Wait, what was the moment, the relatable moment? It was when you're in a meeting, this one in particular was when you're in a meeting and you're having to introduce yourself when it comes to you and the self

talk that goes on in your head as it's coming around to you and you try to talk yourself out of it and it's like my name's Dan and I work in sales my name's Dan and I work in sales or whatever and then it gets to you and you fuck it up my name's sales and I work in Dan

yeah basically that's what it was I think the exact thing was my name's Dan and I like mountain biking my name's Dan and I like mountain biking and it gets to me and I go I'm a mountain bike yeah that's good I like that. So I changed the line,

slightly. Yeah, it's kind of like in that movie, dumb and dumber. And Jim Carrey realizes at the end, spoiler. No one cares. His crush is about to come around. He's like, you know,

you make me feel young again like a schoolboy who desperately wants to make sweet, sweet love to, and she comes and she goes, hi, and she goes, sorry, I thought you were talking to someone out there. And he goes, no, no, no. And she goes,

Mary, I desperately want to make love to a school boy. Oh, yes. Like, maybe I should go. He's like, not that's not what I meant. Something that happened just before off here is I've been for months trying to share, like, Kineat with Clint by talking about his favorite movie, Focus with Will Smith.

And we just discovered he doesn't like that movie. I'm thinking about somebody else. So I keep bringing up this movie and be like, Is that why you keep up? I thought you were really fucking weird. I thought you'd sort of hit this, like, weird thing where you thought it was his favorite movie. I don't hate it. I've seen it once.

I remember liking it at the time, but I don't even remember what happens. And Meg would be like, oh, Clint's like, it's like Will Smith and Focus. And I was like, oh, yeah, like, okay. My brain's going, God, she loves that film. I thought the same. I was like, God, Meg is really, like, leaning into that movie that no one's ever seen. I thought that was a film, and I was connecting with him. I don't know why I thought that was your favorite.

Is it somebody's favorite film? Have you guys listened to this? Will? I've never even heard of Focus. Oh, focus is great. And I kept bringing out, I'd be like a clip like this. Focus. Not as much as Meg.

No, well. They want to do something in that where you know you find out, you get the wrong end of the stick and then you think someone at work loves owls. Yeah, yeah. And so you keep buying them fucking owls, everything with owls. Happen with my nana. You finally find out years later they hated them. My nana had exactly that happened to her, Clint.

It was elephants, though. And her house was full of elephants. Every different kind of elephant. And everyone saw an elephant and thought, well, she must love elephants. And I actually asked her not long before she died. And I said, you know, why do you love elephants? They're my favorite animal. She said, I fucking don't.

Well, she didn't say a fucking minute. She was like, I don't. I fucking don't. She was like, one person bought me an elephant, and I said that was really nice. And then they got... What a nightmare. But why wouldn't she have stopped the rumor early?

Because how do you say it? When somebody's like a grandchild has given you a little statue of an elephant, I'd be like, I don't like elephants. That's like my son saying he doesn't like monster trucks on his deathbed. I brought him like 50 monster trucks. Maybe he doesn't like them.

And he just likes that your reaction to them because it makes you happy when you think you've got him a good, Yeah. But it is good to make sure people do know what your favourite things are because then when they see them, they just instantly think of you and then they sometimes buy them. Let's list are three favorite things right now. Coconut?

Smell, taste. Oh, like, you've got that abstract. I love the smell of coconut. The taste of coconut. Coconut and anything will make it better. And that's good to know if you're ever ordering Clinton drink that isn't a beer. Coconut something. Okay, good to know.

Okay. I'm going to remember that. So you'd love like a Malibu or something. Yeah. Balibu. Bounty bar. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

Anything. That's so funny because I can put coconut in it or make it better. I hate coconut with a passion. I like drinking fresh coconut. That's great for hangovers, I've heard. Yeah. Okay, Clint is coconut. What else?

Two more things. Go, no, dance. I'll think another. Oh, so we're going like flavors first? No, whatever. Three favorite things. What do you always like? Three favorite things.

I would go, I'll stick on the flavors. Ginger. Okay. Love ginger. Anything with ginger in it, I'm just like, oh, give it to me. Like ginger. What about... Ginger...

Carl's got a couple of those. Yeah, ginger kisses. Ginger kisses. Ginger cake, ginger slice. I even like the pickled ginger you get with sushi. Oh, anything ginger? And it's good for you as well. Does it translate though into like women?

Because I really love a redhead. I'm like, oh. Nah, I don't really like redheads, if I'm honest. In fact, all my cousins are redheads. You find one in them hot? But not the redhead one. Producer Carl. I was going to say, I got something yummy and ginger for you, mate.

Yeah, he did say he loves ginger. Do you know, can I tell you a weird story? I once hooked up with a ginger. This is back in my, like, teenage years before I met my first wife, Heidi. But it was so weird. Yeah. But it was so weird. It felt like almost incestuous, like hooking up with a ginger.

Yeah, I guess it would. I wonder, do you get like a, does that mean that your kid will definitely be ginger? Or is it kind of like math, like two negatives, times together can make a positive. I think that's how our beinos are made. Yeah, yeah, too. The universe doesn't know what to do with it. It's like, we'll make a white one. Yeah, yeah.

No, I love a redhead. Especially like a... Mm. Okay, let's move on because Clint will get deep down. My flavour. Lemon. God, this is the fuck, is this what we're doing? How the fuck?

Why? You listen to his. You list your od. We went on about ginger for four hours. As soon as they say mine. It's like, what the fucking you is. It's so boring. It's true.

I'm just like, you could have made it more exciting. Oh. It was your job. to bring it home and you fucking didn't even get on base. You struck out of the plate. And so Dad and I have to sadly walk back to the dung-up. I blame Clint for starting it, to be honest, coconut. Oh, fuck.

I love coconut, I love beer and... All alcohol, sort of base loosely. Jesus. Is that what, the three things? So this would be on your, like, headstone when you die. Clint Randall loved coconut beer and bikinis. Fuck me. Clint has BBC.

That's good to know. Do you know, I would love to just live on a, one day, I think. I've actually thinking genuinely about selling my house, selling everything. And I'm getting spammed or sent. My algorithm is all these places in Asia that you can live for like $1,000 a month. It's like crazy. And this bougie-ass places, I'm like, I'm going to sell up and I'm going to live the last 20 years in my life. Stop saying that to me.

You know it gives me anxiety. Talk to your other friends. The last 20 years of my life. I reckon go on. Which is now. I reckon you need to leave. Tomorrow. Ever since I've known Clint,

which is basically, I've known you loosely for probably 10 years and closely for the last four, the whole time I've known you closely you've been saying you're going to move. I reckon you need to do it. Stop saying that to him. Why would you say, who do you want to fucking work with?

Wow, I could just be me and you. No! You get to talk more, Dan? Yeah, maybe I'll anchor. No, but all I'm saying. And it was to say that Clint couldn't do the show. from Guatemala. Oh, fuck, could you imagine?

Dan to be one of those sea anchors. Do you know have you seen them, Meg? No, yeah. They don't go all the way to the bottom and, like, dig into the sand or the ocean floor. Is that what you do, is it? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I look such in deep in.

Dan's a sea anchor. It's made of plastic, and you throw it out, and it sort of catches in the current. And it slows you in a sea wet in some things. It slows you down so you don't drift as fast, but you definitely don't stay in the same. Play the end of a song. Like an anchor. Play the end of a song, and me and Meg will do a break without you in it. Okay, here we go.

Are you anchor then? Yeah, I'll anchor. Here we go. By the way... And Clint, shut the fuck up, because you're not here. You're in Guatemala or wherever you've gone. Okay, you're off of your family. Oh, you're going to have to get Brady to get it because I can't, while I'm recording,

I can't create an edit. Just give me the end of any song. Brady and you chucking on over thinkers. While we're waiting for that, and the country's eliminated competition, you live in Taiwan and you listen to us. You are out of the competition. The competition is every country. That listens to our podcast has been entered.

And the final country, will win a prize back. How many are left roughly do you think? Oh, only like... 10 or 11. So we're about to finish this. Oh, okay. We go. Okay, well, once we've got a...

Just the random end of a song. I'm going to play it and you guys are going... Okay, I got it. Well, I'll lead it on the anchor. Okay. Okay. On the edge, Meg and Dan with your Clint's obviously gone. It's Guatemala, by the way. Guatemala.

Yeah. You're not in Guatemala down, Dr. He can't say that because he is in Guatemala. Yes. Anyway. How are you, Mick? Yeah, good, Dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Have you been in the past 24 hours? The favorite city to them. Honestly, you make me laugh. I didn't do anything. God, you're a student. What are the... I'm sorry. It's all right.

Go on. Finish six. I know. All I was going to say is you are pathetic, aren't you, really? And the problem is... Here's the ads. Overthinkers. What a tease.

Stick around everyone. the ads. And the problem is here's the ad. Shit. But Clem, please. Don't go.

Maybe I should go. I might be getting a calling Guatemala getting my celery doubled. They'll be like Mike and Dad did a show. It was fucking terrible. Dan just bullied Meg the whole time

Meg cried eight times and then left it nine. He can't make me cry. That's one thing. He can't back. She would come back. The annoying thing with Meg is she lets me sit back. She could get off here and she'd come back and go,

you're a fucking loser, and we'd pick her, and then the mics would go on. Try it again. Okay, one more time. Okay, all right. On the edge, Meg and Dan with you. Talking about Will Smith this morning. Yeah, he has got it underground a little bit,

hasn't he danced? That whole punching situation. Matt, we all know your favourite movie, Meg. Focus. Yeah, fucking get on with it. It's not my favourite movie, though. Isn't it? What is your favourite movie?

My favourite movie of all time, probably Lord of the Rings. Here's the ads. Let me anchor. Let me anchor. Fucking sucks. In the past hour, it is Meg and Dan, welcome to the show, Dan. I didn't really do it that bad. Welcome to the show. Welcome to the show.

It's Meg Wenzel on the edge. We are doing our first show since Clint Randall, move to Guatemala. Going swimmingly as well, I must say. it is being a pleasure. So sorry. Do you know when you did that, you had fortunes? I'm going to show you how you're supposed to do it, ready? And pretty girl on the edge.

A lot of times they get mistaken for LAB that one, but you would be a fucking idiot if you thought it was that. He has it in front of him. He's got the writing in front of him. Yeah, he'd be gutted. Oh, it's a bit of reggae. It's fine. It's a reggae theme song.

So Clint came back, crawling back to us, didn't he? Oh, he'd come back from Guatemala. Interesting. Oh, my knees are raw. Yeah, I think he heard the first podcast was like, oh, I can't have my... I'm in trouble. Yeah, I'm in trouble, even though he had left. But, um, here's the ads.

Oh, my God.