The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS colorful spunk

Episode Date: June 11, 2026

We have officially gone too far today, and I blame the Friday energy. What started as an innocent debate about what color your jiz would be if you could choose it somehow spiralled into Meg confessing she completely skipped second base for years. Dan nearly lost his mind, and yes, we closed the week with a literal game of 'Guess the Fart.' You're not ready for this chaos.

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the Overthinkers podcast. Hello, welcome. Clement and Dan, your host. We have just finished our radio show. This will be probably the last thing you're doing, and then get out of here to start the weekend. Yeah, exciting, exciting.

I've actually got a magic trick. Clement, I know you like magic tricks. Love magic. You do? Yeah. Dan, how do you feel about it? I'm going to do it on you, I think. Okay, I genuinely love.

I know magic's not a thing. but if slide a hand and all that kind of stuff and if you can pull them all over someone's eyes I love it I think it's very easy it takes talent it takes a lot of talent to do do you know even though I overthink everything which is probably quite fitting to be on a podcast like this and I need to know this and I need to know that

magic is the one thing where I just let myself go I don't want to know because as soon as you do it always ruins it it's better to not know how they did it okay let's see if I can do this let me just get up okay so is it going to be like an audio type thing. It's audio, yeah, it's audio.

I'll do it as best to be in... It's entertaining. Pick a card, any card. Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay, think of a number, Dan, between one and a hundred. Can I write these down because I'm really bad with numbers? No, you have to do it in your head. Okay, one and a hundred.

Just think of the number, and I'm going to be trying to guess that number. Tell me when you've got it. I've got it in my head phone, so I know you don't change it. I don't want to hear it, I don't want anybody thinking that. Okay, I'm going to tell Clint. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. I don't want anybody thinking that I could have not, you know, done this.

Oh, I don't know. I told you. That'd be a shit trick. I'll definitely call it out if I see anything that's unlegit here. If you could think of that number as a colour, what colour would it be? Hmm. I feel like Dan should write this down so at the end he can reveal to you

so he can't change his mind. No, no, you're his backup. Yeah, okay, you tell me the colour too then. No, no, he has to say it out loud to me. Oh, yeah, it's a good. This is really hard because I don't know. blue. Blue.

Okay. Okay. Blue. It's your number. It's your colour. Add 10. Add 10 to the number. Oh shit.

You're in trouble, buddy. You've done that? Can you close your eyes and turn away for a second? Take your headphones off. Oh God, what? Take your headphones off. Ah, yeah, yeah. Whoa, whoa.

I think it's a gag. I think it's a mathematical thing where it doesn't matter what number you choose. No, no. I think she's going to. I don't want to find... Can I come back? Wait, wait, no, because it's just so the audience know what the number is.

Oh, okay, right. I guess I said Dan chose 52. Yeah, okay. Okay. You guys are for real, though, because I don't want... No, we are, we are. 100%. Okay.

Cool, we can't... No. Okay. You're adding 10. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So now everyone can add that 10 to that. Yeah.

Okay. Okay, I'm going to write down what I think it is. What? You're done, Rudy? I've got... I'm going to write down my guess. It's fucking wild if she does. Okay

Not touching my phone Okay Okay I want to see Okay Have your number in your head But just think of an animal Any animal?

Any animal That correlates to the number No no No no just think of an animal Yeah Imagine that animal Times the number that you have So that many animals

In a room And how big that room would have been The original number Or the one where I've added 10 to it You added 10 so Okay so that number Okay just picture all the animals Yeah, yeah.

All there. Okay, okay. Mm-hmm. Oh my goodness. Okay. Yeah. Okay. The number that you have minus 22.

Minus 22. Wait, so you had your number and then you added 10. Yeah, so minus 22 from that. Okay. And you've got the number in your head. Mm-hmm. Dan. No.

Take a look at my phone. Is this your number? I'll be. proper like, I thought she's going to do this mass thing where it always equals the same number. If she gets this right, go on. That is just a picture of Meg fucking flipping the bird and pulling the fingers.

Now the thing is Meg, I love it and it is a very good gang but I saw it on Instagram yesterday. And Bell is sent it to me, she's like, do this on Dad. Thanks, Bell! I was, you know what, genuinely I was thinking of doing the same thing on you on air. But then I'm like, it's too visual. It's too, yeah. But it is a good one. You can do

that with your friends, eh? Yeah. That's so good. Thanks for that, Bells. And then it's just a photo of you, just doing whatever. You could just put a photo of like a penis or something. Yeah, penis, yeah, yeah. You'd make your mate do some maths for a bit in their day. All right, I've got one more thing to ask you, boys. Okay.

It's not a track. Oh, maybe it's this. Today on the Overthinkers podcast. We're overthinking. Well, quickly shout out to Tony and Ryan, amazing podcast. That was a bit from their podcast, and they're the best. We love you. On this bit.

On the magic. Definitely not this next bit I'm doing. No, this is an R-18 bit. Sorry, Dan, I know you get a bit funny about that. No, no, that's fine. We can make it as R-18 if we want. Okay, boys, including Carl and Brady, please, if you got to choose the colour of your gist,

what would it be? Oh, good, it would be glowing. No, I don't want to. Here we go. No, but like a lime. Oh, no, lime green, then it's slime. Why? What's just just for an interesting?

I just wonder, what would you choose if you could be? I'd totally choose white Just white Yeah well it's weird at the moment It's not I'm gonna go like red Because then it looks like you're shooting lasers It's not bad

Although it also looks like you're on your period It looks like you're bleeding No not like blood red Like another colour of red That doesn't look like blood I reckon I'd totally go like a blue So it's like avatages

That'd be so bad Yeah Brady hasn't thought that through Because you've broken your banjo string before haven't you And it bleed everyone That's true That's a good point there Also like the contrast

You know, against Skinner. What happens when you snap your band-rostring just as a side note? Does it heal itself, or do you got to go and get that thing reattached? No, you just let it heal and just make sure that you don't touch yourself for a couple weeks. How'd that go? I feel like my... It was hard. My favourite colour is green, but I feel like green would look like you've got some sort of infection.

This was asked on another podcast as well, and a lot of men are saying toxic green, like green, like green, lime sludge. That's so weird, because it's initially what I thought, but then, like, it looked like a glow in the dark, almost like flubber. Yeah, flabber. If it's glow in the dark, imagine what your room would look like, Dan. It glows under black light. Yeah, but if it was a glow-in-the-dark colour, you wouldn't need a black light, which is, oh, I don't know, that's scary. What is the right answer? Maybe it is blue.

I think blue would probably be the safest. It's fun. It doesn't have any correlations to anything necessarily gross. In fact, blue is usually, you know, associated with nice blue sky. Minty. Yeah, you know. Whereas green's got like mucusy connotations, red, red, blood. Even our

overthink is purple, maybe? Oh, right. Yeah, meanwhile. That's quite infected. Purple's like blue waffle almost, but like... Also, every time Brady jizzes his pants, he's like ruined a good pair of pants because he's got red jizzed. You know how hard it is to get red stains out of things?

Yeah. Yeah, but I don't know if you ever jizzing your pants, kind of like, hey, you might be. Let's keep the jizzing down to a minimum, eh? All right, there we go. Wait, can we, Meg, what colour would you prefer? There were some very clever answers that I read up People were saying oil slick Oils? Oh black

But they kind of cool like how it changes Or a descent people were saying like mercury Like mercury liquid chrome You know like the black would be like you know when an Octopus squirts you know and does the black ink stuff To get away from prey And some people would like Unicorn Blood like Opal pearlycent It'd be quite cool

Yeah lovely Oh god there's so many options What an interesting thing to chat about about. Right. Yeah. Do you know what? In my 40 years on this earth, I've never thought of that.

I've never gone, man, I wonder if I could change my colour, what colour would I make. It's not an option, is it? It's not like you can go, oh, I think about that because it could change. Yeah, but there's a lot of hypotheticals that you ponder in life. I've never pondered that. Have you ever tested the pineapple theory while we're on the subject? We may as well cover off all jizz basis now we're on it. But have you ever, you know, there's this theory that if a man eats a lot of pineapple,

Oh yeah. Well, Dan, you tell me your findings. Well, I haven't tried my own... You haven't struggled your own product. But again, also I'm not a big pineapple either. Makes no difference. Although I will say... I had some pineapple the other day

because my wife's been feeding George pineapple. And Jesus, it's the nectar of the gods when you get a good pineapple. A good pineapple, there's nothing better. I get to the point that you almost burn your mouth with it. Oh, it's just delicious. And if you have never tried... It's like the candy of God.

I reckon of God. God created a candy. It's pineapple. Do you know what to be a fun segment that we could do maybe once a week is like you have to come to the table with a question, like a hypothetical, and everyone on the show has to have never thought of it

to get the win. And that you would have absolutely won. Let's be honest. I never my life thought to answer that question. Right. Producer, car? Sorry, do you have to eat it to change the flavour? You're not rubbing it all over.

Oh, this is really making honest. We've lost him. We've lost him. His dad explains why he's been trying to put pineapples up his house. That was exactly what it was. Yeah, nice cover, broke. Yeah, really good, good, yeah.

Yeah, I haven't found anything has ever really changed it, although I don't know how committed. Oh, yeah, have we talked about, it might be a little bit much, especially now that your mum listens to the pod. She doesn't. About the fact that, you know, there's lots of different ways that you can foreplay.

And Meg had a very specific way. And she never did the other. the way for like years. So Meg was, okay, so let's say that, Meg was, unless we do bases, right, we know what the bases are. So aren't you just making out base one? We know what you're doing base two.

Base three and then home is the full, you know? Yeah, I didn't do base. Put in the P and the V. Base two until like three years ago. Yeah. Meg just skipped second base and was just going from first to third. Never did second base. So hold on, can you recap the bases for me? So first base is

kissing. Second base is. Hand jobs? Okay, hand stuff. Guys, the reason we're using bases is that we don't say it. Second is... Well, I think second is covers everything that's not sex. So anything between sex and kissing is second base, right? No, third bases.

Third bases, blow jobs, oral. Clint! Sorry, third base is... The thing I said. Right. And then home, getting home run is... You sleep together. Right, okay.

Yeah. Oh, well, I do it. So Nick was just going from first base and then running right across the diamond to third. That's what they call skip and base That's what they call skip and base Yeah well you're not allowed to that You get out in baseball if you do that Yeah skip the base

So you only started visiting second base Recently Yeah and I tried for the first time With my husband And he laughed And I got angry at him That was a real Fair enough I would have got angry

I'm really trying here It was like that It was like I was like Oh well great Okay awesome Oh god what a night I know it was it was a bad He instantly would have known

Like Worst your hand job ever Why am I stop? Why am I critiquing this? Unless she's asked. It was funny because I was like, I really want to try. I don't know what I'm doing. And this was his, it was just quiet.

And then you heard this. And I was like, fuck. Well, you know what? Stuff it. If you're not going to like it, then you get nothing. If you're not going to give me feedback and tell me what I'm doing wrong and take it seriously. And you know what? No third base for you.

And so then what? Oh, I've now, like, gone into a, we've had practice. Now she's a master. Producer, Carl? You know, on the baseball analogy, have you ever, like, have you ever gone for fifth base and you just take a slide in the dirt by mistake? Guys, honestly, I know it's Friday.

Could you just miss it? Carl. He's naughty than me. He's honestly, like, we've got, honestly, I'm serious. We've taken a little bit too much today. We started talking about the color of come. Yeah, I did say that, but I want. and you said for like literally verbatim you said oh it's fine it's the podcast that was verbatim from you

I know but I didn't think we'd be going on to fucking slip it in the mud Jesus and then to be fair I'm pretty you know like I I I got with a lot I can put up with a lot but this has been a lot well you got bad news no we're not we can't go from the colour of come to going up the ass to guess the fart. It's not happening. You said that. You voiced a scene last week of Michael Cain

licking old... And that was better than this. This is the new... This is the new crevice. Okay, I'm fortunately if I could paint a little picture from where I am at the moment I've pushed the mouse down and I'm holding it. I'm holding the grenade. I'm pulled the pin

and I have to take my hand off the mouse or we have to reboot the computer otherwise as soon as I let it go guess the fuss's gonna start okay well let the grenade go throw the grenade okay

I thought that'll leave you with tear the eyes guess the fart what's that smell a stinky mystery oh that sounds like guy when he was getting the hand job bless him yeah yeah sorry for family listening to that one Okay.

I wonder at what minute your mum tapped out of this pod? I will be calling her after the show and saying, don't do the truth. I reckon that it makes her want to listen more. Knowing Meg's mom, she'll ring. It'll go ring, ring, she'll answer. She won't even say hello. She'll go, blue. Okay.

And me will go, why? She'll be like, that's what am I come with, B? Okay. Ah! Fuck you! You can't go fucking yelling, yelling, yelling, yelling. and asked of being disgusting I did not well I did

but you ended it it's done it's done I was looking for a lovely highbrow card trick and has got to this done I think she philip her to go with a like a candy floss pink shut the fuck up she would actually like fairy fairy pink

yeah yeah okay guess my file already guys are my friends or what she's good that's a good one is it um I'm gonna go a bit more Oh Oh, if it does, we all need to get out He knows that's one of his bad ones My papa always said those are the worst ones that go

Your papa always said, your papa always said that What the fuck? You only said two things, you're always a bugger when you're dead And the worst farts are the ones that go Shut up Here we go It's tight, it's me It's me

It's me It's me I don't know Why is he blue cum-combing out I thought that'll leave you with teary eyes Guess the part what's that smell That fucking has it Just the worst thing

Oh Guess the fall Sorry God I hope no one's For the first time Because this podcast will be the reason None of us can run for Prime Minister Oh that's not the only reason I imagine

Have a great weekend team And we do hope to see you Monday We'll clean it up It'll be hard to make it dirty up I'm honest. You're on the edge. Actually, no you're not. You're just listening to this podcast.

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