The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS Dan tried to do pink shirt day...

Episode Date: May 14, 2026

We tried to be wholesome for Pink Shirt Day, but it quickly devolved into Clint insulting Meg and Dan being compared to a 65-year-old movie villain. Throw in a stylist roasting Dan’s "naked piglet" shirt and a very awkward round of "Guess the Fart," and you’ve got a classic office spiral. You aren’t ready for this one. 00:00 – The "stupidest noise" stitch-up and the oily duck debate.  01:30 – Pink Shirt Day: Trying (and failing) to do a "nice" Pass the Mic. 03:15 – Dan’s "glow-up" or "illness recovery" look? 04:50 – The Holes comparison: Does Dan look like Jon Voight? 06:45 – Clint’s secret mustache hack: Using mascara to hide the grays. 08:20 – Meg’s "hard worker" reputation vs. her "whinging" reality. 10:10 – Stylist Georgette drops in to roast Dan’s "naked piglet" peach shirt. 12:30 – AI vs. Professional color analysis.  14:00 – The ultimate shame: "Guess the Fart" in front of a guest.

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the Overthinkers podcast. Welcome, Clint, and obviously, Meg, and Dan. Yeah, what were you making that noise for? Because Clint said, give me the stupidest noise you can make. Except I didn't record that part. That's a stitch-up, isn't it? That's a bit of a stitch-up.

Yeah, it was like that time I told me that I bumped into heaps of people that were really impressed by how amazing she was. And then she was like, oh, really? Nah, that's a real power play if you want to use that. That's such a mean thing to say. It's a meanest thing you've done to me. And I think it was on a day where she wasn't feeling great anyway, so you kicked a while she was down.

But, you know, you should feel special that you're the only person I feel like I'd do that with, and Dad. I wouldn't do it on anyone else because they catch feels and get all angry at me. So that's nice to know that is a fucking compliment and I'll take it because I pride myself on being somebody as an oily duck. Yeah, yeah, oily as.

You're the oiliest duck. Food fat all over you. No, I pride myself on being somebody that can take a really good joke. You all take a joke very good at that. I'll admit. I mean, I think we all are. We have to be in this job. We have to be, but I do think I am particularly good as a woman.

Okay, well, that's probably... Meag and I take the most. Yeah, absolutely. I don't know why Clint's been getting lots of texts recently saying that people were... Have you started an online petition somewhere we don't know about? It was weird, eh? We got a lot of texts being like, oh, it's a real shame. You guys are always ganging up and beating up on Clint.

But I think they're those sort of texts that are like kind of, it's like tongue-in-cheek. Oh, they know. To have so many different people do it. It's crazy. Okay. Well, it's probably quite fitting me, and I suppose, to maybe lead with this. It's a pink shirt day today

If you listen to this on the actual day Friday, 15 to May And we didn't get a chance to do this on here We do a thing called Pass the Mic Where we say something mean about somebody That person knows They're obviously talking about me And then they take the mic

And they say something mean about someone else And it passes around Let's do the nice version of that Because it's a pink shirt day Anti-bullying I'm going to pass the mic to the most talented woman that I've worked with this year.

You've only worked with me this year, so that's fucking stupid. But okay, thank you, Clint. It's fucking dumb. And now you're making me thinking, well, why'd you have to say this year? Because last year you worked with somebody else. So that's a fucking asshole thing too.

Oh, he calls her talented Ash London. That's what he calls her. The talented Ash London. Dan. Oh, sorry, no. I'm passing the mic to somebody. Oh, bro. Who I think has been looking better recently.

and had a bit of a glow. Okay, I've written really nice stuff about you guys. That is a nice thing. Looking better. You say that about someone that's been suffering from some sort of like illness. Oh, sorry, you're looking less pale now. I think you've had a bit of a glower,

but I think you look hot. I think you're rivaling Clint sometimes. You've said in the past, you've literally said in the past, you are hotter than Clint. And now I've gone back to ugly and sometimes I'm hotter. I don't know if the camera's got the look

between Megamay, but I forget where Phil, We're filmed. We're being filmed. Okay, you've got the mic. You're doing. Okay. I'm passing the mic. Mm-hmm.

To a man that just turned 41 years old. Wow. But you don't look a day over 40. It's terrible. It's not bad. It's one of the worst things you've ever said to me. But you do. Like, I genuinely don't think you look any day over 40. I think you look at your age.

I think you look the age. Fuck off. Those bags under your eyes. Can Casey Clinic do anything with them? Well, yeah, they did yesterday. Shout out to Casey Newland. Fuck, they missed a bit. No, it takes a week for it to kick in.

Right. You know what I mean? It takes a bit for it to settle. Well, I've definitely swelled up now. I'm going to pass the mic to the person who is funnier than most people think. Could be me. I think it's me, but that's fucking an insult. Why do people think I'm unfunny?

Funnier. Than most people think. No, I'll take that. I'm like, even if he's back-handed, I'm not. taking it. Thank you, Clint. I've posted the mic to somebody. Someone's just text what's going on? Someone's text

through, because obviously there's a pre-recorded break that went to air and someone's text through saying Dan looks like Mr. Sir John Voight off the movie Holes. Mr. Sir. Quick Google. We're going to need to. Everyone's bang on generally when they say what you look like, but no one has been closer than Peter.

Can I say? Peter Noon. Jesus fucking Christ! I'm sick in this shit. Is it uglier than Peter Nunes? It's the ugliest one yet! Let me see. Oh my God, I can't, I don't want to even show you. Come on.

For goodness sake. So mean. So it's like we're in a weird universe that are playing this game. Okay, so let me describe it to you. He must be at least 65, first of all. But like, ugly as hell. Yeah. I can't find a good looking photo of him.

There's one bit where his face is half a bit. John Voitzhot, John Voigt's hot, because it's Angelina Jolie's dad, but they've been very specific about weird. I think Angelina Jolie's mum did a lot of the work there. She must have. She must have.

Is Angelina adopted? No. Wow, so she has half of his jeans. That is her dad, that's a compliment. It's like saying, Dan, that you have a gene pool that can produce Angelina Jolie.

In a way, there's a compliment there if you look hard enough. Why would anybody go, you'd look like this person? Right. And then send a photo of an ugly old man. I'm sorry. Okay.

Whose turn was it? I think it was my tune. I was about to say something. Okay. Right, sorry. You did the cough thing. Oh, I hate myself! It's like, Meg's like, all right, I'm thinking, and I'm about to say something.

Shut the fuck up. Me, not you guys. A lot of swearing. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh, you started it. I know, sorry about it. Apology accepted. I'm passing the mic to somebody I can see is really committing to the heavy moustache.

he is, isn't he? And you know what, I reckon I reckon he's dying it. He hasn't trimmed it for a while. I reckon he's dying it because I think the grey is coming through. Oh, okay, so before I've got the world's thinnest moustache.

No, now it's fat. Because I was like, you know what? I might just see what it would look like if I let it have a bit of thickness. I don't think I love it, but I was like, I'm going to commit because I need... And that's what I said. I can see your commitment.

Yeah, and I wouldn't necessarily say it's a good commitment. But you're correct. Now be honest, hand on the Bible, because I know you love that shit. You're dying it, eh? You gotta think about dying at blonde? No, he's dying at black like he's getting rid of the grey.

No, I'm not dying. You know how you can dye your eyebrows? I just have a mascara pen and you just like brush it over your thing. He just takes the grey's out. Oh my god, wow. Just leave the grey's. Nah. It's only on the left side, so it's a bit weird.

Just got grey's on this side, but on this side. Why don't you just do the middle, like make the middle darker and leave the sides? Hmm. Okay, it's my turn. Oh, cameras are on. Dan just did the action. It's a shame. I'm going to pass the mic to the person who, despite how much they whinge about it,

they're actually quite a hard worker. Why is that me? I don't wish. No, you do this thing where you'll go. You'll do the work. But then you'll tell everybody you did it. And you know what? It's smart.

Because a lot of us just work behind the scenes and don't say anything. Everyone knows. Oh, everyone knows. You know. Everyone knows. Yeah, great. Thanks for that, Clint. I actually think that's a compliment

because it is a smart move I think that could almost be both of you Shane Dan Dan stayed late member and did something he winged about it when he got to work Oh God did he whinge about it I did whinge about that Okay so who wants to go

Dan you can Okay well no but I've just written nice stuff now No you haven't Okay go on Meg You come into work every day I've written this down Full of life

Full of love kindness And you still manage to half apply your makeup Because that's half done, isn't it? No, that's fully finished. Oh, Jesus. Next, sir.

Passing the mic to somebody who's trying out blonde. Giving it a good go. Well, you're sort of committed once it's blonde, I guess, sir. I think I just dyed my hair. I mean, yeah, I am going... Hey! And you know what? People say I look like John Voigt, Angelina Jolie's dad, like Peter Noon, a lot of the time.

I've also had Alan Degeneres. a couple of times from people out in the office. But I stick with it because I've got a thick back. What do they say? A duck back. A oily back. No, an oily duck. No, no, oily duck. I think it's nice that you're doing some sort of, like, tribute to Jules' top.

Speaking of, you know, Dan and the shirt that he's wearing and he was all washed out, and it's the wrong pink shirt on him. Remember when we got our colours done? Yes. Yeah. Welcome back. How awful is that colour on him? I know.

Now, be honest. So this is a bit of a throwback. So how long ago was it when we did the colours? Maybe two years? So you can do a colour wheel, can't you? Yeah. Yeah. And you were a summer.

And I actually sent you your colours. I know. You have a swatch to go shopping. Now here's the thing though. I, this is the only pink shirt I own because it's pink shirt. Wait, okay, you're great with colours. What colour is that? That is a warm undertone.

And dance suits cool. Yes, he needs a cool-toned pink. I know. But I wasn't going to go out and buy a specific t-shirt. Oh, I'm giving money to charity. No, because we were getting sent them for free. And I thought we were, and unfortunately we weren't. And that was more of a cooler pink, wasn't it?

Yeah, it was. It would have suited us. Yes, but now I look like a little piglet because it matches my skin tone. Almost looks like I'm not wearing a t-shirt. It does. If you squid, it's like you're naked and wrinkly. How was your job? I thought about you, actually. You smell lovely, by the way. Recently, when I saw that there was this trend going around on the internet where people could put photos of themselves into chat GBT,

and it was giving them their colour wheel, which is something that you were doing as a profession. I was like, oh my God, I wonder how that's changed your business. No, I love AI, and I love using it, and I've actually tried to use it in my business, but what we find for like every one it gets right, it gets about five wrong. Wow, yes.

And I guess if you're a super diehard color analysis fan like Meg was, you definitely don't want to get it wrong. so if it is spitting out the wrong season you're there wearing the wrong colours and it's not a nightmare how often does it drive you nuts when you're out in public and you see someone who's clearly wearing the wrong colour

and how often do you say something? Even award shows and things that celebrity is. Yeah so celebrities and award shows but when you don't know someone you don't know whether they're looking their best or looking their worst. So I think when I see people

everyone's like oh my gosh when you see me in public if I know you and I know your colours I'm like, that's not right for you. Like today. So come in all the way, all this way, specifically just to tell damn the peaches no good. So, Georgie, I have got the colour wheel up that you sent me. Yes. Now, here's the thing.

There's no, it's actually no. Would you say that that pink there? The icy pink. Yeah, that's too peachy. This is more for me. I need like a warm peachy pink three. Well, you can have it. Yes.

You can have it. I'm never wearing it again after today. There's not a blambasting I've had. I mean, Clint would be better in it being in autumn, weren't you? Yeah, it was at autumn. Lots of browns and tans and stuff. Yeah, yeah. Why are you here?

What's going on? Oh, I actually just did colours for George. Oh, did you? Yeah, Jovian. Yeah, just coming in to say hello. Yes. We didn't get it all the way and just to ridicule you for wearing orange. This is actually coincidental because we were literally having a go at the color of my,

and we were talking about you. Isn't that fucking weird? It is weird. And I was like, can I just stick my head in to say it, like, away? That's really weird. It's not that weird because I was talking to Georgie yesterday on Instagram and then I saw you in that shirt this morning. I said that's funny in my head.

Right. So I knew this was all happening. Right, okay, but still, for me, that is weird. Anyway, oh well, it's good to know. You should get your colours done. Yeah, actually, before you go, if people do want to get their colours done, what's the best way to get in touch with you?

Yeah, I'm on Instagram, styled by Georgette Pollock or georgeetpolic.com to book your colour analysis. Awesome. It took only about half an hour to an hour, right? In an hour for, we just had to speed it up for you, but it's now a big hour session. Yeah, she was like, I'm going to get you done. He's still wearing the wrong fucking day. Oh my God.

I think if I'd had an hour session, I would have been better. You wasted all your time regardless. Yeah. Oh, thank you very much. That's awesome. Nice to see you guys. Yeah, you too. Yeah, there's a thing we do on a Friday and you don't want to be. Oh, no, stick around.

No, I'm not doing it. She's here. I'm not doing it. He does the thing called Guess the Fart. Where he far. Oh, please. I'd love to stay. No, no.

Not in front of hot girls. So what are you saying that Meg's ugly? No, Meg, you are very nice to look at. From behind? Hey? What? Oh, we were doing like a bully thing before. Oh, my God.

Jesus. That's really nasty. That's actually quite sexist. You are really nice to look at that. Okay, now you're going to have to fart in front of Georgette. I'm ashamed. I can't. Guess the fart watch that's

A stinky mystery For us to unbill Oh, guess the fart I'm not going to be how to do it My body will refuse, I reckon No Okay, so what you have to do is make a fart noise With your mouth

This is the radio show we do I'm ashamed to do it And then the closest guess wins to what is actual ones Sounds like Would you like the honest to go first? No, someone else go first Okay, I'll go first

I think it's going to be just a little quick He's nervous He's nervous Okay I'll go Oh you're not going to want it Jesus Not front George yet

I guess I would pinch it off way quicker Okay Oh no Clint go hard You gotta do it properly Go hard or go home I feel like it's gonna have a bit of inflections I'm saying

Oh Good Okay You please George it Close your eyes It is Have you ever watched like a dog or a cat going poo? It's sort of what his face does when he's doing it.

It gets a shame. I really don't want to do it this week. Shut up, thank you. Go to leave now because I start to smell it. Rover, music, radio, podcasts.