The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS fired on the pod!

Episode Date: March 23, 2026

This is a podcast from Rover. Welcome to the Overtinkers podcast. This is the Overtinkers podcast. You got it. If we have to listen to him practicing singing Celine Dion, anyone else, she'd be tormenting by that. Constant, constant. Oh, it was only like a minute's worth of stuff I was doing there.

But you know what? We've got a little bit of a, in the pipeline, some ideas going to floating around for a Celine Dion hit the spot. That's all I'm going to say. Yes, yes. I've been talking to Danny Boy behind the scenes. She's turning 88, I think. She's turning 38.

She's not even that old Clint. Oh, you're 40 and you make out that I mention. She's sadly got stiff person syndrome. Are you 40? Fuck up. Fucking how he's 40. He's only 18 years younger than Celine Dion. Think of that.

Hey, hey. Less wearing, remember? When Clint was born, Celine Dion was only 18 years old. Think of that. How old is that? Well, you just said 8.58's not that old. So pick a side. Which side's he on?

No, because you think she's old. So I'm speaking your language. Yeah. Yeah, we supposedly, it'll. too potty. Did I swear? I didn't even realize. Yeah, we're all dropping F bombs.

The boss was like, yes. Oh, yeah, we're not allowed to swear anymore. Actually, let's just find out who was the swearer. It would have been me 100%. We're allowed to fucking swear. He told us not. He said, don't ironically overthink it and get in your head about it.

But I guess the people who enjoy Clint Meg and Dan on the radio, then they come to this podcast and they go, whoa, whoa, who are these guys? Because we're obviously... Fuck him. I'm not going to not swear on a podcast that you know. Why didn't you say that to our boss's way? He told us this. I'll tell him to come in here

and I'll tell him to fuck himself. Go fuck himself. Can you get him fake sneak? No, no, no. No. It's awkward. Go on. So when he comes in and goes, what's up, you're not going to do that. He will. He said, I'll tell him to go fuck himself is what he said. Don't do that, Dan.

Here he is. He's coming in now. Don't do it. You think I don't do it. I think you do. But I think you just, stand on business. Tell him you've forgotten what you wanted him for. Stand on business. Be a pussy.

Stand on business. Come on. Oh, don't do it, Dan. You don't think so. No, now that's Clinton. Adrian. Adrian, big boy. We're just doing the Overeakers podcast.

We're doing the Overethakers podcast. Hello. And Dan had something to say. Well, I just, the other day, you spoke about how we should tone back the swearing on the podcast. Yeah, and what did you say? Oh, God. And what did you just say about 26?

I said. I did. I do it. Do it. You said it? I think you need to go fuck yourself. You're in so much trouble when he's not. So there.

Okay. There you have it. That's it. What do you have to say? Do you want a barocca? That's all I've got. You've got him just didn't that? So wait a minute.

Yes? Yeah. I've come in. Yes. You've called me Big boy Yes A bit of a compliment sandwich

Yeah And then told me to Go fuck myself And now I'm going to say I also think you're a very good boss The fact that One of your staff members can say that And you're still having a laugh

Look at him What a man Yeah Let's talk about a laugh at Okay Thanks for that All right Yeah

Now we're in tight at You know what though I know that you said Ironically Don't overthink it Yeah But we just came out of gate and all of a sudden went, hold on, was that

necessary. I'm going to stop by swearing in that as well, may Dan say, you know, um, what was it exactly, Clint? What did Dan say exactly? Well, don't repeat it because there's no need. You only want to use, you want to use the swearing for, like, would you really want to make an impact, an emphasis on something?

Like this, Dan, you're fucking five. That's a good one. That would, okay, that is good. Fucking oath. Okay, that's it. Only when it's needed. Okay, can we agree? It's so good. Countries kicked out.

Today's one is of the merch pack. There's the little competition that we do, Hong Kong. Bye. See you later. How many people in Hong Kong listening? 17, Dan. Oh, there'd be a couple of bots, but not all of them. More than I thought.

And we did have somebody in our mail. We've got a little sting there. You go to mail. Can I just quickly, before we move on to the mail, just very, very quickly. My mum used to have a friend who used to be, she was married to a man who worked for Tommy Hill figure. God, I heard the story gets better. And he worked in Hong Kong. Yeah.

He was gay. Shagging men over in Hong Kong. Can you press the mail thing again, Clint? I'm not either to sing that out. You got mail. Hey team, I just started listening to this year's episode, so I have a lot of catching up to do it. I just wanted to say how happy I am that you're back and welcome back, Meg.

Welcome. I wish you all the best for 2026. Get up for the right work from Switzerland. Not a bot. Luca, not a bot. I don't know any men that have been not bot. Keep it, God. Today on the Overtinkers podcast

We're overthinking Time travel Oh are we doing time travel Yeah Meg I did wonder If we were given A time travelling machine Wouldn't happen But obviously you only get given

A certain amount of fuel I imagine to time travel Like even back to the future They can only go so many times But they started running out of all that stuff Until back to the future three We're all of a sudden Instead of running off compost

Remember that? You only to put like banana skin and shit in the top. That's right, yeah. It was like, what the hell? That's what the flux capacitors for, isn't it? Yeah. Anyway, how much fuel, let's say,

time travel can use anywhere between 20 and 30% if you're going to go back a good 10 years, right? What percentage of fuel, if any, Meg, would we use going back to when Dan was in high school or doing theatre? And a quote, he was the Zach Ephron of his high school. Yeah, he said this multiple times. We did check one time and re- rang his reception.

and they didn't remember who he was. I reckon that we just got a bad day, bad receptionist that day. Do you want to call them again? She said she didn't work for 30 years. I'm going to call them again. I'm going to get the phone number and we'll ask again because Dan said he ruled the hallways.

Let me talk to it because I feel like you spun me in a bad light. No, all I said it, I pretended I was a reporter from stuff and that we're doing a story on Dan Whedon. No, don't do that because it'll scare them off instantly. If you say you're a reporter from stuff, no school's going to go. Well, you can't say I'm Dan Webby because they're going to, of course, go, of course we can't do you. I just go.

Hi, my name's Dan. My name's Meg. And I'm just looking for any famous Illumani from the school, anybody that's in media or New Zealand. Goethe'll click. The penny will join. Don't say it from stuff, though. No, I won't. It's probably Paris Goebel like they did last time.

Yeah, Aluminai. Yeah, famous alumni. Okay. I think it was alumni. I think of Howick College. Paris Gogol message me the other day at one of my videos. For a student absence, email a note. You're missing Danwebby.

You're missing Dan Webby. The home of Dan Webby. For school hours, dialwork. We know when schools... Zero or reception. Yeah, not in Howitt. Zero. School whales, 9 to 3.

Shh, by the zero, be quiet. Get you hit in the game, Meg. College, good morning. Sam speaking. Hi, good morning, Sam. This is Megan. How are you? Good, thanks and you. I'm very well, thank you. I'm just asking a bit of a bizarre question, but I'm sure you're possibly the right person to answer. With Howard College, I'm trying to go around the colleges

and see if there are any famous alumni from certain colleges in Auckland area so we can do an article on them. Do you have any knowledge of how at college X students that have gone on to be famous or work in media? Right. So what I'm going to do, I'm going to give you the Kate. Kate Pike, and she's in charge of that. Wonderful, thank you.

Yeah, but she doesn't work on site, so you'll have to email her. Okay, perfect. I can do that. I'll send an email. Thank you. Yeah, so it's Kate. Yes. Pike.

P. Okay. Yes. At... Hello? Hi. Whatever is there? Oh, I don't know.

What have I got? Kate. Dot pike at... At Howick. Yes. Dot school. Dot N. Z.

Thank you so much, Sam. I'll send her an email. Thank you. Bye-bye. I'm emailing her right now. That's great. And then we have something nice to find out, I guess, tomorrow.

I'm going to email from my non-work email, because of those will be too obvious. Yeah. It's annoying. I think it would be. nice to sit there Meg. Dan doesn't know who you or I are and we're in the crowd watching Dan on stage.

How fun would that be? He wouldn't know who we were because we're from the future. That would be fun. I reckon we should use most of the fuel. You know what? Someone, I remember because I was John Valjean and Lamer's at how at college we did Lammers. And I remember vividly someone coming up to me from

some sort of theatre group saying that I could be on Broadway. What would we see, Dan, if once the show was finished and you'd done all your bells and you got all your claps The curtain called Yeah and everyone's left

If Meg and I waited in the shadows Or snuck backstage What would we see you doing after the show I remember one time Because I had terrible acne They had women Cleaning off the makeup Like they'd go backstage and sit there

And they'd like rub off your makeup Yeah And I remember she picked one of my pimples And it bled Okay Oh yuck I thought you're going to be like Hooking up with checks or something

what did that even? Meg and I would actually at that point at that point we'd be like there laughing it down the whole show and then and then we'd be like oh I feel kind of oh he's bleeding and stuff I feel kind of stink now just to see him like

sitting there with his pimple getting picked why would she pick it though? Should be cool? I'm just trying to think if there's someone from the shows that would go why don't we just ask the school how long have you worked there

and she goes 30 years and we go do you remember Dan Webby and if she goes who then we go thanks John I call back call back me enough said you'll remember okay well I can't be from another bad but if you just go hey look Sam we just spoke I'm not asking you I can't ask her again

I can't it's so embarrassing I'm emailing Kate Call Sam again I'll do it Thank you I'm emailing Kate But the thing is she's not going to remember is she she's new I don't know But the school I genuinely think the school

She has a fucking statue there for me I use your swearing for it Me and Paris Goebbels. Back to back like this. Whether, you know, doing the guns, we're the two famous. I'm a college. Good morning, Sam speaking. Hey, Sam.

It's Clint here. I think you spoke to my employee, Meg. Just earlier. About an alumni and students and stuff. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Sam, have you worked at Howard College very long? Six years.

Six years. In that time, I just have a name. I'm just wondering if he's famous enough to follow up. Do you remember, or have you heard of a Dan Webb? that used to go to Howick, college? Sorry, no. No, that's all right. Not too many have, actually.

I think we probably will drop him from the story. But look, double check. Send Kate an email. Yeah. And then she can double check with you, you know, Ben. But she doesn't work on site. She's off-site. Yeah, okay.

I think Meg's all over that. She's doing all the admin stuff. Hey, I'm sorry. Sorry, Kate. It's just Clint's boss, Dan, here. So I'm two up from Meg and one up from Clint. Do they still talk of the famous show Les Mazarab that was done there in 2005? 2005.

Yeah, obviously before your time, but I remember. It is, yeah. It was one of the biggest shows in secondary school history at the time. Right. Not with me. No. Yeah. Okay.

Oh, that's all good. I just sort of run it past. You should look into it. Look into the, because I know they've got a very good performing arts center there. Go and ask the email. Oh, we have. And you go and ask and they'll remember. Yeah, definitely, Julie Dryden.

She's fantastic. Yeah, she is good. Oh, God, I remember her. Anyway, well, thank you so much for your time. Appreciate it. You're welcome. Anytime. Thank you.

My boss, whatever. Hmm. She didn't remember it. I'm the CEO. No, she did it, but she's only been there. We've done this twice. No one remembers you, sir. She's done this for six years.

I was there 20 years ago, Meg. You're the one. that's saying that there should be a statue of you? Yeah, maybe that's a bit of a big call. You'd have to do something. Even Zach DeFron doesn't have. 20 years after I left this isn't wrong. His school musical, Zach doesn't even have a statue of himself?

I'm pretty sure Paul Henry went there too. And if he hasn't got a statue, I'm not fucking getting one, am I? Definitely not. No, swearing. Sorry. Okay. Anyway. All right.

Today on the Overthinkers podcast. We're overthinking. Oh. Have you got another question? Look at Clint doing some prep for once. I've written some questions. Mark this down, Meg. Clint did some prep once.

Do you think it would be stink? Oh. If you found out one of your mates was gay and then they didn't find you attractive. I think so. As someone who's a bisexual person who has girlfriends, I don't think any of them are upset that I don't want to have sex with them. Do you think any of them are very attractive?

Yes, they're beautiful. No, ew. Is that a... Is it a guy thing or a girl or both? I don't know. So, Dan, if you found out Carl, just a Carl, gay. Nah, not him. And then you were like, oh, are you gay?

And then he was like, yeah, you're not my, you're not his type. And he's not really into you. Would you be able to be like, oh, no, really? I think he would be a bit gutted if Carl wasn't even a little bit. Like, he's now full gay. And he didn't even find me a little attractive. No, I go. Oh, my God.

The ego knows no bounds claim. Come on, big boy. No, I'd pretend. I'd be like, pretend to be a bit gutted, but deep down I'd go, thank Jesus fucking... Okay, so I'm gay. And I don't find you attractive, Dan. You don't care. Nah. I'd go, oh, yes. I think you would care. I think if Clinton came out as gay and he didn't want him sex, you'd be gutted. I'm 100%.

Do it, let's play the role now. Yeah, go on. You said, come out as gay to me now. I've got to include myself somehow. No, no, you're not here. I am here. I'm always here. Dan, my friend Clint's got something to say to you. What is it? Clint.

I'm gay now. It doesn't surprise me. Okay. Well, it's surprised a hell out of my wife. Yeah. But she, and I have always

had conversations about that sort of thing. Clint wants to have sex with everything though. My God, he's come out, he's really found himself. He's like,

fuck he. Sorry, having sex with boys. They would explain why you were humping my chair the other day when I wasn't sitting in it.

Doesn't want to have sex with you though? No, honestly, I'm almost looking at you makes me want to be straight again, Weidley.

Weird, because Carl came out the other day as well. What is in the water? I'm just glad I'm not the only gay one on the show now. Yeah. Yeah.

True. To be honest, I'd probably be more heard of Clint did it than if Carl did it. Can I be really honest? I'm finding I really hard to be in this scenario when Dan's not the gay one. I was weird for me too. Yeah, I can't take this character anymore.

I can't get into it. Yeah. Okay. We're back. Dan has used as one edit point for the last... Well, it just got too sexual, didn't it? It did. I blame Megan. Yeah.

She was asking all these questions. All the questions, I had to answer them. Just overthinking what you watch in your spare time. Do another question, Clint. Oh, I've got one. Okay. Do you have one, Clint? No, here you go, man.

Today on the Overtinkers podcast. We're overthinking. Would you rather your search history gets projected on the big screen at the next radio awards? Or... Incognito mode included? Yes, all of it. Oh, Dan, you've been in trouble. Or...

You can tell. a notification in your head whenever your partner thinks sexually or sensually about somebody else. Oh, that. I'd rather that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I don't really care about that. No, you wouldn't care of that. Well, you might, when you start realizing how many nobody... How many times?

My phone's pinging off every, like, two minutes. Ding, ding, ding. I don't, I know Hannah very well. I don't think she would. She's very, like... You know what Hannah's like, her moral compasses. Don't... Don't guys think about something sexual every 11 seconds? Eight is it? I think eight's wrong. I'm not, I'm not that. I think I'm bringing that average up and you're taking it down.

Yeah, yeah, for sure. So if Jamie had to hear a notification for every single time you found somebody sexual, maybe that's your question, Clint. Would you rather your search history be projected onto, including Incomenato mood, and onto the radio awards, big screen, that people can take photos off and then post on the line. I was going to say, how long's it on the screen? Yeah, no, they can people, you know, I'd be taking a photo and posting it, sure. Or Jamie gets a notification.

Every time you think of somebody else sexually. Clint's in. He's having to think about this. Because I actually think personally, I don't think my incognito mode's that bad. I very rarely look at stuff. When she gets a notification, is it just like Clint's thinking about sex again,

or does it go Clint's thinking about... Yes, it tells you the person. Someone. Sarah Silver. Oh, I don't know how often... How specific is the notification? It's just like, Clint is thinking of, blank, sexually.

Oh yeah, I'd take that Amazing Wow Because surely Jay would go Malfia yeah Like they're pretty hot No but she doesn't like you watching PORN does she So the fact that you're now

Imagining Megan Fox Yeah But what if it was people she knew You know like Caitlin Coffey used to work here Or something You're thinking of her In a sexual nature

All right but I'm only doing that now Because you brought it up Oh me Megan This was a real thing we'd just constantly be putting stuff in his hair. Oh God, we'd be going on. So excited.

Oh, my God. We'd know that Jamie's getting notifications every time he thinks about it. Yeah, yeah. I'll try and mess it up too. I'll be like, look, Jack Honeybone's looking hot today. And then he'd have to think about it. Jamie would be like, you think about a guy?

Jesus. Yeah, that'd be my get-out-of-jail free card in the end up. I was just hanging out with Meg and Dan. They were doing that thing without messing with me. She was on a Saturday. Yeah. On a Saturday at 3 a.m.

That's so bizarre. Yeah. Okay. Oh, wow. This has been a very enlightening podcast, I will say. Been a lot of home truths. Oh, we still have to follow up Kate, too. Yeah, I'm sitting in the email.

Maybe hopefully she gets back to us tomorrow and she goes, number one, Dan Webby. It's from my burner account. Hope you having a good day so far. I'm writing a story. Writing, and this is from Sarah Kelly. Just no, don't say you're writing a story because then it sounds like salacious. What's the reason I'm... No, just say you work with a guy that thinks he's famous.

You work for the Howick Historical Village. This is a good thing. You work for the Howick Historical Village, that's an actual place, and you are compiling a list of famous Illuminai from the different colleges around the area. Wait, wait, alumni. Alumni. Alumni.

I'm compiling a list of famous alumni from different colleges. Idiot. I would say that. I see an alumni. I didn't say Illumina. In the area. Yeah. I was wondering if you could.

Enlighten me of some. of the most famous past students. If you could give me a top five or ten, that'd be perfect. Ten would be good. Make it ten, so I've got more of a chance of making it. Past students that would... What if you're not even in the ten? Ranked from most famous to least favours.

No, I don't see that. She just naturally would, because whoever she thinks up first, she's going to put at the top. There are plenty. Thank you in advance. In advanced? In advance. In advance.

In advance. Sarah. Morning, Kate. Hope you having a good day so far. I work for the Howard Historical Village and I am compiling a list of famous alumni from different colleges in the area. I was wondering if you could all lie to me

of any past students that are now famous, the top five or ten if there are plenty. Thank you and advance Sarah. Fine? Yeah, but give yourself like a real regal-sounding last name so it sounds... Oh, I've already got the email set out. Sarah Kelly.

Oh, she sounds lovely. I'd give her anything. Okay. Sent. Hey, who do we think after Chuck Norris died and Linda predicted on our show? Who do we think is the next celebrity celebrity?

Well, you have to ask her. I haven't seen her. Okay, I'm going to put my vote in for Magaiva. McGiver. Is he so alive? So what's his name, William Scott Harris or something? What's his name? What's his name?

What's McGiver's name in real life? No idea. I don't know who's. It's like a double-barreled name. Okay, you pick one, Meg. Richard Dean Anderson. So Clint is saying that Richard Dean Anderson is going to be the next celebrity. Because you know why?

Because I feel like because we had Chuck Norris, and he was like an old 80s TV star, McGiver was also that. So all of a sudden, if he does die, it'll get publicised off the back of the Chuck Norris thing. And more people will hear about it than maybe we would have if Chuck Norris hadn't died. I think the next person going to pass away, John Travolta.

Really good then. He's still quite young. It's a shocker. Yeah, okay. I mean, Attenborough is always. always a good bet, but that dude just every year, man. He's just good on.

You know who I think it's going to be? One of the Rolling Stones this year. Oh, right. The one that had the coconut, they hit him on the head? Yeah, that's, um... Which one's that one? That one is...

Keith, Keith Richards. So Keith Richards, you've got Keith Richards, you've got Mick Jagger, and then you've got Ronnie Wood. Yeah, Keith, it's Keith, Keith. So I reckon Keith Richards is going to pass this year. Oh, want to know something funny? Yeah.

Sorry, not about... I was thinking of Keith, but I was thinking of Kevin. I was playing football with a guy named Kevin. He's new. What do you think might be the funny thing that could happen playing football with a guy named Kevin? Yeah, he's. Producer Nipia. He's playing on the wings.

Every time I was in the box, he didn't have the board. Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! And then I feel like I'm the mum in Home Alone. And he looked at me and he was like, what do you mean? And I was like, what do you mean? What do I mean?

What do I mean? I'm shouting Kevin the whole time. get you to find me in the box. Yeah, so Keith Richards is 82. Oh, maybe I want to say Mick Jagger, Harold's Mick Jagger. He's 82 as well, so yeah, one of those two. Can I say two?

Yeah, go on. One of them, I think one of them's going to die. Well, if he gets two, we get two. Because I've lived a very full rock and roll lifestyle and he's still alive. Okay, so I said, John, let's pick a girl. Ooh, that's a tough one. Okay, let's go.

Medium sort of age. Oh, that's Melanie Griffith. That's what came to me. Melanie Griffith. She's not even that famous. Melanie Griffith. I don't know.

Melanie Griffith, what a... I don't know why I can't stop thinking of Amy Schumer. Oh, wow. I don't think... Obviously, this isn't like a... Amy Schumer's just had a baby as well. No. Don't wish that upon anyone.

I'm not wishing it. I don't know why I can't get rid of her. So it's Amy or... McGiv... No. I can't ever be me. What a horrible person you are, Clip. He's not hoping for it.

It's just a prediction. Just pick off the old ones. I love how you two have both chosen young. They're not even that old. She's like, what I'm, I'm like, what I'm, age, isn't she? Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.

She's not old enough to die. I know, it's a shocker. It's mean. It's shocking. Because you've got success in this. I remember you picked Betty White to pass since she did. So the fact that you now know you've got a superpower. Now I've got three.

And you've literally plucked a couple off. Where the fuck is Linda? I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised. if she fucking kicks her clogs this year. No, no, no, she's sticking around for a long time. I don't know. I feel like when she was in last time, she was very old. I feel like Linda's nice and healthy. Don't you think, Clint?

She looked very healthy to me. Very. Yeah. I thought she was walking with quite a hobble. And she's stunk of cigarettes, didn't she? She needs to give up smoking. Oh my goodness. Does she what? Anyway, when are we finishing this? Yeah, this is too long now.

Yeah, let's end it, eh? Hey, see ya. You're the one's talking. That's your job, Clint. You're the wrap-up guy. I can't wrap you. you up when you're mid-conversation talking shit about nothing. If we're a mall, I'm the see- This is the Overtinkers podcast.

Thanks guys.