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This is a podcast from Rover.
This is the Overthinkers podcast.
With your host, Clint Meg and Dan.
Oh, good to be here, the first ever video version.
Yeah, Meg, do you want to add anything to the intro?
Oh, that is for the shit.
Now, Meg was like, guys, I'm running on 5% today.
She's sick, poor girl.
And then you go, don't worry, I've got it.
And he's done that.
I'm so sorry, yeah, I am absolutely 5% Clint.
And also producer, producer.
I'll just said before like, hey, don't do anything that we'll have to edit out.
Are you happy with keeping that in there?
I mean, I don't know.
I mean, are you?
I mean, Meg, you said you had a crook-out, but I didn't realize it was...
Yeah, Meg wasn't going to be in this morning, but she soldiered on.
I did, indeed, and I am still here.
I'm still here with this wonderful edition of the video podcast.
It's good to be here, though.
You know what?
We've been trying to get a video version off the ground for a long time.
We've finally got it.
This is exciting.
I don't know.
Which camera am I looking at?
You're normal one.
You're normal one.
Yeah, your normal one.
Before we press on, let's eliminate country.
From the Merge Prize pack, there are listeners, surprisingly, of this podcast from all over the world,
and the country that is now out of the running is...
It is...
Oh, Peru. How many people in Peru that are...
Just the one, Dan?
Bot.
Bot.
Definitely a bot in Peru.
Not bot.
Oh, we just checked.
No.
I went it to the list of countries eliminated.
Okay.
Peru, out.
Today on the Overtinkers podcast
We're overthinking.
It is a question this morning for you both.
And we do like a question.
Actually, it's easier to answer.
It is.
And it's, well, it's kind of relevant to the Oscars
that happened for us here yesterday.
It's called the Celebrity Reset.
This is what I've written.
Every celebrity on Earth tomorrow
wakes up with no memory of their fame or career.
They keep whatever skills.
sets that they already have, but other than that, they believe they are just ordinary
people like us, plebs. Who do you think would have the ability to become famous again and who
will just go on with their lives as is? Jim Carrey? He'd make it back to the top.
You reckon? Straight away. Straight off the bat. As he is now, I don't know.
Oh, you mean at his age right now, what are you going? Yeah, yeah. I mean, Sonic the hedgehog
was no dumb and dumber and he's been sure, was it? I think, and here's my controversial
view on Jim Carrey. And I know, Clint are going to disagree and you're going to get
angry and probably try to choke me out.
I think he was famous in a time
that slapstick silly shit was good.
Yeah, and I don't think it would be good now.
No, I think we have...
I don't think it would be.
I think we've passed the time where Jim Carrey...
I think he's a talented guy.
He can do stuff with his face.
But he's no Robin Williams.
I do think you're...
He's dead.
I know.
But, you know, I think Robin Williams
was a much more talented character actor
than Jim Carrey.
They were both in the similar era.
I think...
people like Chris Hemsworth, I think he would
just be, because he's so good looking, he would become
famous again quite quickly.
Oh, yeah, I guess that's true.
Looks, it will take you...
Angelina Jolie will still be, I think she'll
also be fascinating because she's still so
beautiful, people like that. I think fame as
well. The Jenners and Kardashians, I don't
know. You can be the most talented person in the world
but if you don't have like that drive and that
hot spot to get famous
in the first place. I mean, there's lots and lots
of people, singers, actors, all those
sort of people that are probably the most talented people in the world,
but never got famous
because they didn't have the passion
and the drive to get there.
And also, um,
Nipo babies, things like that.
People that got famous
through other people that they knew,
I don't think they'd have the ability
to get back there.
No, I think Tom.
Because the person they know is no longer famous either.
Tom Cruise, he has the chutzpah.
He does, yeah.
He'd be famous again within a year or a little.
Kim Kardashian?
No.
Well, she, people said she was famous for being famous.
Yeah, no, you're right, Clint.
She does have the drive to make herself famous again.
She had the hutsper, but not the talent.
Yes.
She was Paris Hilton's stylist in Simple Life.
Isn't that incredible, eh?
She's the most Hutzpah.
So if she could go from there to one of the most famous
and financially successful people in the world,
I think she could do it here.
I'm going to name some celebrities,
and you guys are going to say whether you think they would be
with the celebrity reset,
whether they would still be famous or not.
Okay, so I mean, but Clint, think of Hutzpah just as well as talent.
Okay, let's go into some of them.
Johnny Depp, as is.
Oh, he's a bit of a drunk now?
Yeah.
I would argue he probably doesn't have it in him to get back to where as, you know,
at Watson and Gilbert Grape, Edward Sizzahann days.
Yeah, maybe.
Camilla Cabo.
I reckon she's a bit of a talentless.
Oh, okay.
No, but she's...
I think she's out of her opinion.
No, but she joined like a girl band just off the back of an audition, didn't she?
So she was a nobody the first time.
Yeah, I guess so.
She was an absolute nobody.
So she's starting from the same place that she did.
I think Camila is one of those people that has...
more drive than talent.
And in which case,
I would probably say she probably could get back there.
Oh, I would say debatable on that one for me.
Celena Gomi is...
Oh, do you remember all these people?
Sorry.
That I hate. Yeah, I'm sorry. She is not
going to make it again, I don't think.
I think she made it when she was a kid and she stayed in the...
The problem is she keeps feuding with people. She feuds with the woman
that gave her her bloody kidney.
At one point, she became the most followed person
in the world on Instagram.
I find that so hard to believe. I don't get it.
But, I mean, obviously, people like her.
Taylor Swift.
Oh, 100%.
She's the epitome.
She's the blueprint of both.
She's got so much talent,
and she's, like, the most driven, like, calculated person on the planet.
So, yes, of course she would.
She would be famous again.
Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
So it would just be Dwayne Johnson.
You think so?
He was literally just a wrestler,
and then he became one of the most,
I think he, the highest earning actor in the world.
And he didn't even, I mean, he was wrestling.
That's the worst kind of acting.
It's the same plane as Taylor Swift in a way.
I think he's got that.
Yeah, I think he's the male version.
of Taylor Swift.
Okay, okay, Chris Pratt.
Would he be famous again after the celebrity reset?
No.
You don't think so?
I think he's got a bit of charisma.
Now, I always get Chris Pratt.
Jurassic Park.
He is the Jurassic Park guy.
Again, I think now, maybe 10, 15 years ago when he was at his prime.
I think he's sort of just lost the driver.
But now.
Beyonce?
Oh, God, 100%.
Yeah.
Still famous again?
Yes.
She's like up there with Taylor and Dwayne.
Because her parents are the one that kind of pushed her and pushed her.
Got her in the girl group.
She was just too good.
See you later, Destiny's Child.
Before we move on from Beyonce,
do you think she regrets doing Austin Powers?
Can we remember how she was in Gold Member?
That's such an opposite to what the now Beyonce would ever do.
Full circle.
Austin Powers is the shit version of Jim Carrey.
Shagadelic, baby, yeah.
And it was like, no, it's not that funny.
Whereas Jim Carrey, P-A-R-D-Y.
Because I got it.
Is Jim Carrey have something on you?
Like, has he witnessed you doing some illegal shit,
and now you have to just sing his praises?
Fasting Belles is a shit, Jim Carrey.
Agree?
No.
There's something likable about Austin Harris.
He's so shit.
What's his real name?
His name's Mike Myers.
Mike Myers?
Okay, Mike Myers?
No.
No.
No.
I think Hugh Jackman would be famous again, personally.
Can we say he would be?
Yeah.
I think he's got a drive.
I do find him a little bit cringe now.
Really?
For whatever reason, I don't know why it is.
but I do find him a little bit like
I find the whole celebrity thing
so very very strange
we're talking about this off here today
about Michael B. Jordan with his Oscar
at In-N-Out Burger and all the In-N-Out
stuff are all losing their mind
and I guess yeah you've got a celebrity
in your restaurant
but I just find it strange that
just because what he does is filmed
and put up on cinema
makes everyone like desperate to try
and touch and reach out and it's like the people
in an Out Burger might be putting in a
more honest day's work
Do you know what I mean?
As humans, we rank each other on who is more important based on what they do for a living.
Like that speech I told you about Angelina Jolie's one of my favorite speeches of all time in fact
where she said, I don't know why I was born into this life.
And there will be a woman out there who is more talented, more driven than me that was born into a world of poverty.
You know, it's just, it's...
The thing I think about celebrity and fame is it's not real.
but I think the human brain
is programmed to kind of
see these people, these famous people, these celebrities
in like this light of they're different to me.
Well really they're not.
Like you put them on a pedestal
but say for instance Leonardo DiCaprio
I don't know the fucking guy from a bar of soap
I don't know literally what he's like
but I know his characters very well
I know the characters he's played
and I think that's why you compare them
these people go I want to meet
Leonardo DiCaprio's character in Titanic.
I want to know Jack.
They don't want to know Leonardo DiCaprio.
Yeah.
And it's the same with any actor, any pop star, Taylor Swift.
You don't know what she's like in real life behind closed doors,
but you like her because of her music.
Yeah.
Who said that recently?
Somebody said, don't meet your heroes because I can't be the characters that you want me to be.
Who was it that I played that about?
I can see his face.
He was in like a boxing movie.
He lost lots of wait for it.
Wasn't he also in Rap?
Christian Bale.
Someone else said
I think it was Rita Hayworth or somewhere
Like a...
No, who's the really famous actress
From back in the day?
Betty Davis eyes
No, no, no, no.
Who's it?
Oh, God.
Catherine Hepburn.
She said,
Men go to bed with...
And I can't remember the character's name.
They go to bed with someone
and they wake up with Catherine.
Yeah, right, right.
And so they're basically saying
they go to bed with one of the famous character names
and they wake up with this person
that's not what they imagine.
They go to bed with love.
are a craft, but they wake up with Angelina.
Both good, actually.
That one actually, both is great.
I butcher the original.
I don't know who it was, but it's a famous saying.
They go to bed with...
I don't know if you should be Googling that.
Like, you go to bed with Michaela Baines
and you wake up with Megan Fox.
Yes, right, from Transformers, but I don't really know her name that well.
Yeah, that was...
I don't know who the fuck's Michaela Baines.
Anyway, I get what you mean.
Yeah.
Yeah, we got there in the news.
No, but again, no one doesn't work.
Because Megan Fox is still awesome.
I would imagine to wake up next day.
How can relate it to us?
You go to bed with Clint and you wake up with Dan.
That's sort of the vibe, isn't it, really, here.
Because people would go, oh, God, yeah.
I think some people would be happy to wake up with Dad.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
I think of a few people that have slipped into your DMs.
Don't tell Hannah there.
No, no, no.
You know what?
I was parked to the other day just going on a weird tangent.
I parked up on the side of the road to do a couple of things,
send some emails.
Yeah.
And my wife Hannah's got me on, find friends on the phone.
Does she?
We've been talking about that.
Oh, most partners would.
You don't you have guy on fine friends?
I've asked him multiple times and he said no.
It's annoying because she can see me but I can't see her.
That's not fair.
It isn't fair.
Anyway, so she's like, she texts me and she's like, where are you?
And I was so deep in my emails.
I was emailing back, I was writing a script for something.
And she goes, and I didn't reply because I'm like, I'm just in the moment.
I got back and she was dark.
She was like, where were you?
Why were you parked on X, XYZ Road?
And I was like, I was just parked, parked.
But like there was 20 questions about when I was like,
funny.
That she thinks you could change.
Yeah.
She didn't say the C word, but there was a lot of questions as to why I was there.
Also, can I teach you about something that Meg taught me that I don't know a lot of people know about or not.
Oh, how to get away with cheating.
No.
What?
No, right.
I've never thought about that.
No, no, no.
You can go into messages, go into someone's message folder, and then there's like three little dots at the top.
and you can go right-click and go
see deleted messages.
Recently deleted.
So you know when you delete messages,
it recently deletes like a photo on an iPhone,
but it holds it for 30 days.
Yeah, I didn't know that you could...
Give me your phone, Clint.
I don't know you could even delete messages
if I'm being really honest.
Fuck, he's got some deleted messages.
I don't even know you can delete messages,
although I've got a Samsung.
He's got two chaps deleted.
Who's from?
No, no anymore.
He just deleted messages.
me.
Do you know when I found out
when you told me about this,
me being like, you know,
deleting photos,
it saves them for 30 days.
Should tell you that,
warning,
this photo will still be available
when you're deleted photo
for 30 days.
Anyway, in messages,
it does the same.
I've never checked on my wife's stuff
before, ever before.
Oh, and sure,
now be checking on yours.
No, no,
but I was just like,
huh,
that's gonna be fun.
I was thinking it could be fun content.
I wonder if my wife's cheating on me.
So I went in her look,
went to the messages.
Yeah.
Recently deleted?
Yes.
No messages.
Yeah.
So she's very good at either tidying up after herself.
I don't think she's not.
Or she's not.
Or she isn't deleting messages because she's got nothing to hide.
It's really just all or nothing in that respect.
You knew you could delete a message.
Interesting.
How did you learn?
No, only after you told me.
Oh, right.
I went and checked to her phone.
No, your phone.
I'm saying you obviously know how to delete a message.
Yeah, because after you told me.
So you've been deleting messages since then?
Yeah, I've been deleting messages, but I didn't know it's been leaving it in a folder for
30 days for anyone to uncover.
Why are you deleting messages?
Oh, you don't need to keep all messages in your phone.
But you only deleted two, so there must be like something within them.
Sometimes things, you know, if they get into the wrong hand, can be dangerous.
Oh, he's leaving us, Stan.
He's trying to get Carl's job in Australia.
Yeah, but if he's like cheating on his wife and stuff, I don't know if I want to be associated with Clinton.
I don't want to be, like, imagine if the scandal came out that he was the, you know, like he had all these different lies.
Could be my friend saying that he's still.
swears that deep down you're gay
and not out of the closet down and I've deleted that
but you've told me about that so I need to delete it up every morning
he's like remember that friend that thinks you're gay
every time I said but Dan come out of the closet yet
no still straight
maybe that's why Hannah thought was very
skeptical about where I was
I can track Jamie but only via her car
so I can see where she's driving and if she's parked
but I can't track her like personally
if she gets out of the vehicle
interesting I don't have this with my husband at all
I had the argument yesterday with Hannah yesterday I was like
I need, if you can see where I am, I want to see where you need you.
So she said she would, so let's see if she's added me.
I can see where my mum is at all times.
Where's she now?
With my husband.
Right.
And where's your wife, Dan?
At work?
It's loading.
My wife's supposed to be at work anyway.
So if you've got a Tesla, you can, go on the Tesla app and see where the car is at all times.
See how fast she's driving?
My mum's at my house.
Easy.
Where's your husband?
And my house.
together.
Can you see...
I can't see what room there, I'm Clint.
No, okay.
They're both in Meg's room.
You see their heart rates going up?
They're both in the shower.
Yuck.
I think my wife has added me
because she's at home.
She's currently in the bathroom.
Oh, poor head.
Oh, really?
So she has added you?
That's my house there.
Oh, good on her.
And right there's the toilet.
So she's...
I was taking a shit.
Yeah.
Should I call her?
Yeah. Go, hey, how's your shit going?
Yeah.
Yeah, go, let's call her.
Now just remember, this can't be edited.
Oh, fuck.
You didn't know how to edit the pond?
Let's see how accurate it is.
Because it's a video.
I'll call her real quick and let's see how accurate it is
because it currently says she's in the toilet of my house.
Although mine says that mum's in the carport, so I don't think it's that accurate.
What's the app you guys use?
Find friends.
Tesla.
Yeah, it's like location.
She's not going to answer because she's pooing.
She doesn't take the phone into the bathroom with her?
I don't know.
It's a very unhander thing to do.
How does she entertain herself?
She just gets it done.
She just gets it done.
Gets it done.
I think it's a very ungirl thing to take their phone.
She's not going to answer.
It's been a waste of time.
Might need to edit that out.
You can't edit it out.
Don't waste it everyone's time.
I think it's every couple should have tabs on where each other are.
Really?
I don't have that at all.
I don't, I mean...
Why would you want to hide it?
Well, I've never thought about it that way.
I've never gotten anything to hide.
I think following someone's vehicle is enough.
Because then you know, oh, where are they?
Oh, they're still out at work or whatever.
You can see the car's moving, so they're on their way home.
Or where they're parked.
But I think once you start following the person, like they've got a GPS in their pocket,
it's a little too invasive.
Yeah, I don't think he'd like it.
I don't think he'd like me able to be like, why haven't you left yet?
Or where are you?
And your husband wouldn't like it because he wouldn't be able to keep having sex with all those other single moms that he could.
Of course, exactly.
For coffee at a muffin break.
Yeah.
I do like us up.
dates on the boys chat, Eklad.
Yeah.
Me and Sophia.
Here we are again.
One muffin for her, one muffin for me.
And I said to guys, I don't see any muffin on the plate.
He goes, exactly.
Guy would be the biggest idiot to buck up the situation he's at at the moment.
You know, to be a stay-at-home dad.
Yeah, he would be.
But, you know, some of the best guys do that.
Yeah, they don't know how good they've got it.
And you go, what an idiot, why would you do that?
You had such a good setup.
You got golf and play golf.
Although we think that right now is looking after two kids.
No, well, the other ones are kidney.
Just looking at one with my mum.
Yeah.
So there we go.
You know, people say we don't go on tajants.
We started off with celebrities.
Now we're talking about...
Guy having sex with my mum.
Yeah, so you know what, we've got on tajants.
And I think you can message through your own questions if you want.
I mean, that would never happen, right?
No, Clint.
Okay.
If it did happen, if we're doing a...
Oh, God.
For goodness sake.
We're sick for this.
Today on the Overtinkers podcast.
We're overthinking.
No, I'm not answering Clinton.
I'm going to say.
Men's infidelity with her mum.
And who would you be most shocked by?
Would you be more shocked that your husband did that?
I think your mum would.
I've said previously that she's one of the most sexual.
No, but who would you be like?
Both of you I'm shocked by, but I'm mostly shocked with...
Well, can you guys answer the same of Jamie having sex with your dad and Hannah having sex with your mum?
Dad?
Well, the fact that she would never have sex with my dad
I think it would kill him
Who would you be more shocked
Sorry I shouldn't laugh at that
But he's not well
And I'd like right
I would throw him over the edge
My mum
So you would be more shocked about Hannah having sex with your dad
Than your dad having sex with Hannah
Say that again
Who would you be more shocked
And disappointed in
Disappoints not the word
But you couldn't believe Hannah would do it
More than you could believe your dad
Could
Oh go
Hannah, I'd come home and I'd go, what the fuck?
I've just heard a rumor.
I don't know if it's true.
Explain logistically how this happens.
It's fucked.
Honestly, I don't know.
It wouldn't happen.
No.
Would you be more like shocked than your husband or more shocked than your mom?
I'd be more shocked.
It shows which one you trust more.
Do you trust your mum more or your husband more?
Honestly, I'd just be the same.
I think they're both as bad as one.
another.
But you've got to trust one more than the other.
I really am trying to even imagine.
I don't think either ever would.
I'd probably be pretty shocked in mum
if mum went and had sex with my husband.
Yeah, that would probably blow my mind.
Why are they both in his room now?
Guy off the hook, eh?
No, no.
Scott free.
It's always the woman's problem, isn't it?
Take suit of tango, Meg.
Would you be more shocked at Jamie or more shocked at
oh, what's his face?
What's his name?
Christine and John.
John's definitely.
We're pushing 20 minutes.
No, you'd be more shocked at Jamie.
This is the Overthinkers podcast.
How did he get away with it?
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