The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS genital games

Episode Date: June 25, 2026

We didn’t think this episode would devolve into Clint demonstrating a "sneaky" game he plays with his wife, but here we are. Meg is completely traumatized, Dan is stressing over the logistics of a three-way, and a primary school math quiz leaves us all spiraling. You’re not ready for this chaos.

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the Overthinkers podcast. Kiyoda, Kulmi Kdan, your host. I'm unsure what Meg wants embroidered on a hat. We just caught the tail end of that. Yeah, I want the logo of Overthinkers with. It says Overthinkers of the Brain and our feet, embroidered on a cap.

What's the vibe with that? Like, say, for instance, you're in a band. Say your muse, okay? And you're Matt Bellamy, the lead singer of Muse. Sure. I think it's uncalled for him to wear a Mews t-shirt. Whereas if you're not in the band, fine. So it's same with you.

You're on the show, Clint Megan Dan. I think it is cringe if you're wearing any sort of merch. I've seen you wear our merch all the time. Oh, yeah, like that t-shirt with our faces on. But that's sort of it like I wore that more as an ironic bit of a laugh kind of thing. No, you don't. You wear it often. No, not anymore.

No, no. It's because they faded. To like work things. Like when we went to like the basketball and we were there on behalf of like the edge and stuff. But if you were just out in about normal day, I would never wear that shirt. Yeah, no true neither. My daughter who's 10, she loves who Clint Megan Dan Tisha. Which I love that she's not too cool for that.

I think I've got one that I've kept for my kid when she's big enough. When you were an old washed-up alcoholic radio on out so that it doesn't get any work. Jesus, when did I turn to alcohol? When you got fired from the job? Why did I get fired? What did I do? You said fuck on here too many times. And you had a big rant, like you had a big boomer rant about.

Hunting? Hunting. Yeah, kids and kids these days. She's going, fucking kids these days. And like... So you think I'll get fired before you? Oh, I'll be dead by then. Oh, my God.

I tease this this morning if you listen to our other podcast, which is our show podcast. There were two things the boys brought to naughty 640 and I said neither of them can go on here, but both of them can come on this podcast. You both have games that you play with your wives. Yeah, I think I'm not going to talk about mine.

I worry my wife's going to hear it and then she's going to stop playing the game with me and I love playing the game. I want to hear it though. I want to hear what you play with your wife. It's really strange. This one, I still, I think I need you to show me how you do it to Dan. No.

I'm happy to be Jamie for the day. I cannot picture what you mean. It's literally a game that only started yesterday. And I said to my wife, that should be a game. Like, we should play that way more often. And now, if I talk about it the second day, she's going to be like, well, we're not doing that anymore. She doesn't listen to this podcast. Why?

Okay, here's the... I know, but someone hears it and goes, oh, I heard about that game you and can't play. And she goes, what game? She will kill me. Here's the alternative. We don't explain it. but you just do it to, we just play the game. Yeah, why don't you just do it today?

Come over here. Because this is all filmed, remember? It's fine, but we're not talking about it, so you can't get in trouble. I'm not doing it to you either. Okay, we'll do it off camera. Okay, how about this? We move away from the cameras, but keep the mics on. And I'll make as much noise as I can without explaining what's going on.

But I don't want to do it to Dan. You have to. You can't. Can't. Okay, well, explain it then. There's no way I can do it to you, Dan, without it being super gay. Okay. Well, then it's either you tell us what it is and lean into it or you demonstrate it on me.

It's just a sneaky sexual thing that we do when we know we've got like, I don't know, 10 or 30 seconds where the kids aren't in the same room as us. And we can do something really quickly without getting caught. You're going to have to do it. You know, your mind can wander as far as you want. It's like, and then we stop it and then literally, and then it's like, who didn't get caught. Kids didn't see us. Genuinely, hand on heart, do not know what you're talking. about until I can see it explained.

You just want me to do it, bro. I'm happy for you to do it to Meg. Would you rather do it on me? Yeah, I'd 100% rather do it on me. Okay, Meg, are you happy and do you give consent? I'm on my period. It's weird. It's got nothing to do with it.

I don't know. The good news is Clint, I am not on my period. Does that give you any hints of what he'd have to do? Because I'm like, I don't know. I see, I don't know if I could do it on my period. I just already explained it, but... I don't mind, like, talking about it. I don't know my...

I know my wife would like it and then she'll stop doing it. So she does... Yeah. And then just goes... Yep. And then you... His face. Oh, no, not with the...

With his mouth. With his face. You munched jamie out in the middle. No, Meg's been in this video. Far out. Oh my God. To God, you didn't do that to me? I know!

Daniel! Now, what's the game you play? Hmm. Well, no, now this is a much more fun game that anybody can play. And I think this is a cute, fun game to play as part. There's nothing really sexual in it at all. There's nothing sexual about it, although it is using

genitals. He's the game. Oh, that sounds a bit sexual then. It's not a game. It sounds like you play with your brother or your sister. I call it I would not play this with my brother. No, clearly, you're right. You're right. It's sexual then. It's sexual. This is a, and I got the idea, to be fair, it's not my personal idea. I got it from

the essence of the idea is from a comedian named Ricky Jivaze. Ah, Ricky. And he, I think, plays this with his partner, his girlfriend. James? And it's called genital Jim Jam, Cock or Ball. And I guess you could probably do it with the female anatomy, but I am the only one that does it in our relationship, and Hannah loves it. She loves guessing.

So essentially what you need is a pair of old pajama pants or undies. I have numerous of them where there's a hole in the gusset. Why is it like, numerous? My husband's just like numerous pairs, and I go, guy, those are It's got a hole too. I don't throw them out until the hole's big, big enough that both my t-stacles will fall through. Yes, why? Do they do that?

Wait, wouldn't your cock fall through it before both of your nuts? Let's say yes. And so what I'll do, usually the hole needs to be about the size of like a 10-cent coin, so not too big, where you can pull a bit of skin through. So quite often we'll be laying on the bed and we're about to go to sleep,

and I'll go, Hannah, genital Jim Jam, Cock or Ball, and she'll go, okay. And so. Pretent she doesn't. Yeah, and then so what I'll do is I'll pull a little bit of skin through the hole in the undies. And it's her job to guess if it's foreskin or ball. I reckon you could tell.

You can't. The hair, wouldn't they hear? The ball would be hairier. No, no, I've run quite a clean situation. How hairy is your foreskin? I've never seen a hairy foreskin. No, I've got a hairless foreskin. Why would my foreskin be hairy?

Because your balls are here on there? You'll be able to tell the difference. No, but I don't have hair on my balls, so either. You don't have any hair on your balls. You wax your bullshit. No, I shave them. Bullshit. You'd still see the stubble.

Do you have a stubbley foreskin? You have, Dan. How do they look the same? I'm just going to have a look because I don't. You absolutely. I'm not a very hairy individual down there. I genuinely aren't. Pull a bit through, let us play.

Do you want to play? Yeah, go on. Have you got undies? From a distance? Yeah, I've got undies on. I don't know if they're wholly. Let me just check. Maybe we are.

Do you have consent to play awful? Maybe we aren't too close as a show. It just doesn't bother me at all. It's weird. Yeah, that is weird. Right. Hold on. He hasn't decided if he's going bullseck or something I'm going to have to.

These haven't got a hole in them, so I have to. This is harder. Okay. Let me see. Okay, Meg. That? I reckon that's, oh, that is hard. I can't see it's harder than you think.

Bull. That is Forskin. And that is how Oh, cause, only Meg gets to play Oh, he has got to hear a go Yeah, I was like, I hook up, of all the people you show He showed me, and not me Do you want to have another go?

I don't know, but I felt left out. Come on, okay, okay. What's that? There. Why can't, I'm not being funny, I can't see anything. Okay, well, I'm having to make it a bit trickier because there's no hole. There's there.

Oh, that's Foreskin. That's ball! What? It's harder than it looks. It shouldn't be, because I haven't even gone anywhere near you. I've just been watching from a distance. Milton Bradley, Hobson or whatever their names are. If you want to get in touch, I'm happy to sell the rights.

Even if it's for the box cover of, like, Grandad and the grandkids sit there, like, putting their thumbs up, going, oh, Grandad. How would you do that? So would you have a fake penis? Or would you just be given the undies with the hole in it? Is that what you get for the game? I think in the game, and then you just got to pull through a piece of skin.

Got it. Isn't that a fun game? And it's nothing sexual about it. It's not, like, it's just to fun. How often does sex happen after the game? Never, never. Never? I don't want to play that game.

No, no, no, no. There's no way. I got a question. God, we've done enough, haven't we? What percentage, um, do you think guys to girls suggest a threesome to their partner? Oh, for goodness sake. I thought we would have gone off sex.

Well, it's just because, I'm going somewhere with it, but because... 70% guys. 70% that's still. lower than I thought of guys suggested to some to their girl partner versus a girl suggesting it to their guy partner. It's because I think the guy would be nervous to ask. But if you mean wants

it, then they'll be higher, but actually asking. So I've got a couple of gay friends guys who are in relationships that are seemingly more open in terms of their sexuality and what they can and can't do get away with or how they flirt versus if those guys were in heterosexual

relationships, I think, oh, you couldn't behave like that. your girlfriend or your wife would not be happy. But I think it's because the reason why they're allowed to be so flirty and open is because most guys are the ones pushing the envelope for... I've never, in my 37 years on this planet, ever posed to my partner a threesome. Would you want one? No. No way.

But would you be more likely to suggest it to her than she would ever be a suggestion. No, I'd actually think if I had to put money on, I think Hannah would suggest it before me, even though I don't think she wants it either. I would be so stressed out if I had a threesome coming out. Like if I knew in a couple of weeks' time I'd got a threesome book I couldn't relax I'd have stomach aches, headaches, migraines

eating up to it You wouldn't know whether you're taking It's like spinning plates I'd go fuck who am I gonna like Because like she's This is how I imagine it She's nearly there Okay so I've got her going

She's loving it Oh Barbara over here That's who you fucking dress them with Barbara Oh my name's it wasn't Josh Fucking course he is Barbara over here She's gone what about me

And I've gone Fuck sorry Sorry, Linda, you sit there Linda, where's Hannah? Oh, Hannah's there, okay, Hannah, she's loving it. Okay, so then I go over to Barbara, she gets going, so I've got her to a point where she's nearly going to go. She's going, what about me?

I can't do both. Can you? Oh, you've tried this. You can't, like, try it. Tap your head and rub your stomach. I can't do it. Yeah, and then tap your head. Tap.

You're rubbing your head. Tap, tap, tap, tap. Tap, tap. I can tap, like, it's like more of a stroke. Tap. That's actually what I would have. I think I'd have a fucking stroke, honestly. Yeah, just by yourself in the corner.

No, no, I don't mean that kind of stroke. Sorry. I don't. You guys take care of. I'll just watch. I've never had one, but I would suspect, though, Dan, you aren't the person that's in charge of everyone's fun. You had a threesome.

You could go and make a sandwich if you wanted to. It's very true. The only threesome I've had, which didn't end up being a threesome, ended up as a two-sum because the man didn't get involved and left. And that's on him. I feel like it's a three-person game. If you're going to sub yourself off, well, that's on you.

So, you know, you try and kick the ball around as much as you can. Look, I would absolutely hate it. I'd hate it. I'd genuinely hate it. I couldn't. Because apart from anything else, it stresses me out meeting someone new anyway and then having to get, there's a line on a song, like seeing someone naked. Yeah, some of the song.

I don't want somebody else to get naked for a new person anymore. Because I need to, I'm a shiller. I'm the type of person I think he does it better than that. I don't want to have to get naked in front of something in you. Yeah. And I think that's so true if there's someone that's been in a relationship for a while and then they have to find out.

I'm not that. I don't have the body confidence to do that. But you get to see them too. So it's a tradeoff. You might not want them to see you, but you get to see them. Isn't that fun? Isn't it worth the excitement of that for the anxiety of the... Honestly, it's stressing me out thinking about it.

Really? Yeah. I think I'd rather do this show. that we're doing on Monday, this thing, then have a threesome. That's, like, that's, and I'm stressed about that show. But you could play genital, Jim Jam, Cock or Ball with both. No, it never ends up in sex, Clint.

That's true. That never ends up in sex. In fact, it might put them off and then they'll just go off by themselves. Probably, maybe I should play that then, because it'll be like, see you later. I'd be like, thank God for that. Okay, well, we need to do something to tidy up this pod before we do the thing that we always do on a Friday,

because otherwise we've just really just... Okay, let's talk about... You've got something... Let's give me a mega-maths equation. Okay. Okay. Here we go. I'll Google.

Okay. I have to do it in my head. Can I have a piece of paper? Okay. Can I do a piece of paper? Sure. Yeah. Get my little trusty.

Let's go. I did this with my son yesterday because he's doing division. And he did very well with it. Let's go. I'm going to try and make it easy for you. 924, divided by four. and he got me to set a timer and I think he did it in 30 seconds

but he's nine so you should be able to do it shut the fuck up and let me go okay so what's the question repeat it's 924 divided by 4 12 wait 4 point no 9 and divided by 2

because they're doing division in primary at the moment okay so Ty did it in like 30 seconds he was a bit disappointed with his time because he reckons he should have been shut up and let me fucking bullshit okay and I was right Ty we can

do it again. He was like, 30 seconds, what am I an idiot? And I was like, don't say that about yourself. So she's already past Ty's time. So she's thicker than a nine-year-old? I'm about to start the bed again. The bed's a minute too. Okay, so now every minute, every second that goes by, she's getting lower and lower. So I think she's almost seven-year-old math level now. See? You're right. Every 15th. 231. No, I don't think it was.

Okay, so she's now five-year-old. Now we're getting into toddler territory. Would you say 531? 231? 231? No. 924 divided by 4. It's not... I mean, I've never...

I even gave you easy... Oh, would you say 231? Yes. Oh, correct! Oh, fuck. Fuck you! What a roller coaster. Yeah, I hadn't run it down.

Okay, Clint, now Meg, he can put his money where his mouth is here. Okay, should we get him one? Okay, Clint. Here is the museum heist. Let's see how quickly you can get this. Apparently 12-year-olds can get this. There were three thieves. Alex, Blake and Casey

who steal a collection of gold coins If Alex gives 20 coins to Blake Then Blake and Alex will have the same number of coins If Blake gives 15 coins to Casey Then Casey will have twice as many coins as Blake If Casey gives 25 coins to Alex Wait, wait if who gives what? If Casey gives 25 coins to Alex, then Alex will have three times as many coins as Casey.

Together, they have 465 coins. That's what I needed from the get. I was like, hold on, I'm missing a big number. How many coins did each thief originally have? Now, you can play along listening as well, obviously. Time how long it takes you to get the question. Okay. So Alex gives 20 coins to Blake

So A equals 20B Yeah And then And then you said And then Blake if he gives 50 to Casey 15? 50? Is it 50? No, if Blake gives 15 coins to Casey

15 1 5 So B equals 15 C Yeah And then C gives 25 to A So C equals 25A And then you see something about twice as many? See has twice as many Alex is three times as many

Alex has three times as many as who Casey or something So Alex will have three times as many coins As Casey Together they have 465 So that would mean Three times So if you have a hundred

And then Tim's three Two and you five No I don't even know I really need to see the question Written down It's no fucking way

I mean, how long do you reckon it would take us? Fish climate trees. That's where that is. Oh, do you want the answer? Should I ask Chapby-T do the answer? Does it not have it? Why don't you just work it out yourself? Okay, so here it is.

It turns out the puzzle doesn't have a valid solution. The conditions were inconsistent. What a fucking waste of my time. Clint, go fart now. I literally... I hate Chat-Tbt-T. I literally felt like I was missing numbers for me to work out.

Like, Alex started with some. Clint honestly. What a stupid? Just fart. Then done. I want to go. Okay. That is stupid.

Waste of my time. A stinky mystery for roast to unbell. Oh, guess the fart. Alright, here's my guest for this morning, boys. Oh, a bit of an airy one. Right, okay. I'm going to go. I'm going to go.

He's going to have a bit of a bigger, bigger one today. Oh, that's smaller No, but no, but I think it's more So I'm airy, you're tight Yeah, tight That's basically It was very cute last week, wasn't it? It was so cute

It was teeny tiny It's so, it's so cradled Oh, Jesus Fuck me, it's gonna stink And I haven't gone wheeze And I'm worried as I push I'm gonna whee before I fight Have to try and like

One of these days Murphy's law he's gonna shit himself He's gonna whee himself God Clint Dan do you do one it's so hard to what I might

Meg you might have to do a queef oh let me try okay if he doesn't get it in the next five seconds Meg we've got to do guess the queef sorry okay here we go guys I can't do guess the quiff

I don't Clint yeah that has come from the depth of his fucking anus that is going to And a little wee. I had to commit to the wee. I got a little bit of wee there. Oh my God. That wasn't ready. That wasn't ready to come out.

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