The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS Handprints in the shower...

Episode Date: May 12, 2026

We’re diving into absolute chaos today after Meg decides Clint needs a "sexy" emo makeover with a brown eyeliner pen. Honestly, he looks less like Johnny Depp and more like a pirate who’s had a very rough night at sea. But the real drama starts when we unpack the mystery of a certain handprint left on a steamy shower glass—Dan, we all saw the demonstration, and the glove definitely fits! You’re not ready for how fast this one goes off the rails.   00:00 – The "Hostess with the Mostess" and 5:30 AM face problems. 01:05 – Clint’s emo makeover: The eyeliner incident. 03:15 – Dan’s "Foundation" fears and the Peking Duk connection. 04:50 – Meg’s "Everything Shower" and those niche shower steamers. 05:40 – The Mystery of the Shower Handprint: Dan gets exposed. 08:00 – Headstone Quotes: Clint’s "arrogant" legacy. 10:15 – ChatGPT tries (and fails) to write Meg’s respectful eulogy. 12:30 – "Dan Wobby" and the iPad grave idea.

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the Overtinkers podcast. Welcome, Clint, Meg and Dan, your hosts with the most. The hostess, yeah, hostess with the mostest. That's a good thing to be too sad if you have a drinks over at your house and someone goes, Meg, you're the hostess with the mostest. And I'll go get out. Who says that?

Yeah, okay. I'd go. Hey, fucking out, Clint. Just turn the lights on. Jesus, put a warning up. I just realized. we do a video feed for this podcast as well and I was that, oh, light time on.

Yeah. God, that's bright. We do it, you know, we get here at like 5.30 in the morning and it's really, you try and have bright lights shine into your face when you're looking like, huh, at 5.30 in the morning. Meg comes in here looking like, bloody, $9 million. Nine? Why not 10? Well, you know, there's certain parts.

I think the saying is a million bucks, so if you're looking like nine million bucks, yeah. I should be happy with that? God, yes. Would you like Clint, if it was, if it was, here's a little question, just a little bit extra for you this morning, a question just for Clint that he can overthink. If it was socially acceptable, and I think it probably is to a certain degree,

would you wear makeup? I would wear, what's the, what's the bit where you put a black line? Oh, eyeliner, hi. High. High. The real emo-y, like. Do it now. Do it now, Meg.

I want to see what he looks like. Come on. Come on. Come on. What do I have on after this? No, it's really hard to get off because. Oh, do I have it? Yeah.

It doesn't come off that easily, it doesn't be. You don't want to get the makeup removal of shit in your eye. Just make sure you don't have anything after this clinic because you don't want to look like some sort of My Chemical Romance fan when you turn up to an event. Oh yeah, I've just got my son's football training, so that'd be fine to catch up with all the dads. Yeah, that'd be grey.

Do you know one time I did have some sort of a Halloween dress up, whatever, and I had eyeliner on. And then I must have thought I got it all off and I didn't. I went to a football game the next day. One of the boys goes, you're wearing makeup. I mean, I did theatre for a long time And I remember I was in radio I was producing

And I remember I did Lema's Rabe And it was like a month long And every day I'd turn out to work with makeup on So here we go Meg's putting on some eyeliner for Clint This is brilliant I don't know if it's going to come through It's actually a brown pet It feels, it always feels like

Even when Jay's like you're having your eyeball Drawn on I know it's not a comfortable feeling is it They do it a lot for stage makeup I remember when I was doing Lamer's they are very heavy old man very heavy on the eye makeup

let's see turn to me oh no oh Jesus what happened he looked like a pirate she only did one side do you want the other side no leave it

now me you've stitched him up now you've got to let me see it looks a bit Johnny Deppish oh yeah that's all good and then the other time yeah you look a bit Johnny Deppish yeah yeah I don't mind it

what about you Dan what would be your makeup of choice oh if it was socially acceptable I'd definitely do like a foundation. I'll come do it. No, I don't want to. Oh, you give him some foundation. Yeah, that's what you just said did.

Yeah, no, but it's a very visual thing, isn't it, for the podcast? I think once we've done this, I'll finish. Me, get like her thumb on my cheek and was rubbing it, and then part of me was like, and now kiss? Yeah, that looks good. And then the other part of me was like, no, you can't do that. Oh, God, of course he looks good with it. It really pisses me off. Like, you look at him, like, he's very Johnny Deppish now with that on.

Yeah, don't mind it. Do you know who I reckon must wear this a lot is Adam from Peeking Duck? Yeah, Kelly Holiday. Yeah, because he was as dark eyes and I've wondered why. It's probably eyeliner. No, I don't want it. I don't want it. But not because I don't want it. It's just because I...

Can I just do mascara on you? I just feel like it's not a very good thing to listen to. Can I do mascara? No, do it after the podcast and then we'll take a photo. Do it after the podcast because I've actually got a question to ask you. And it's very terrible podcast. Why can't we chat about it while Meg's putting mascara on you? Well, Meg can't.

Can she? She's the star of the show and if she's... Today on the Overtinkers podcast. We're overthinking. A question sort of following on from yesterday, we're talking about, I think Meg, you posed the question, what three things do we love in life? And we sort of didn't get to the bottom of it. I think Clint said, what did you say?

Oh, coconut. I said ginger. And then we sort of moved on. Yeah, I said lemon and everyone said it was a shit answer. And I almost messaged you, Meg, and I wanted to see because you do felting. And you were like, oh, I'll felt you something. I want like a jug of beer.

Like, you know, like the ones with the handle, like a glass jug with beer. I don't know how the fuck you'd make that out of felt, but... Can absolutely try. Well, let's finish that off, because Meg, you did say lemon and then we ripped you to shreds. What would be the other two things that you would say you love? And, I mean, be more specific, I guess. Books, or is that not specific enough? Like reading and things.

Oh, yeah, it was again a fiction. Fucking boring, aren't I. Lemons and books? Fuck you. I like liquor. That's better. That's better because it gives you a real specific kind of... And I do think Me gives it a real lucrease energy.

That's great. It's like a fancy type of cookware, isn't it? What ass do I like? I really like things that are self-care for like bedtime routines. So like pillow sprays. Like a fucking light that goes in the bathroom that makes me look like I'm underwater. That's so neat.

You want a specific day. That's good. No, I'm liking this. shower steamers. It's better than coconut. Wait, shower steamers, the shower already steams. No, it's like a bath bomb for your shower. So you put it at the bottom of the shower, not instead of your bath, and then it fizzes up.

And so when you're shower and you get like the smells off and you can let this. How often do you use a bit? That sounds like a bougie. That's a fancy shower. If I put the purple light on in a shower steamer, it's a good night. Is that an everything shower? That's in everything shower, then I'll do everything. And then I'll moisturize and then I go to bed and I read my book with like a cup of tea.

It's like. When girls having everything shower just in a little tangent. Yes. Are you having a bit

of a fiddle down there? I don't think girls call it that. No, but you know if I was a girl. We all know you'd have a wink. Well no but I don't

but that's the thing I don't do it in the shower It's not my In fact I don't do it often But it wouldn't be You do do it Because when Clinton and you stayed in a hotel room

He found a hamprint That was obviously there From someone before I would have admitted it If I'd gone yes I had I had I would never Put it this way

I'm so scared of anyone walking into a bathroom. Even if I wanted to, I would never do it with sharing a room with Clint. I just wouldn't. Imagine that if he went and had a shower. He'd bring it up every show. I already did, and I didn't even catch you.

So Dan obviously had his shower. Pretty sure I know what he was doing because afterwards I went and had a shower and obviously things had dried in the time between Dan going and I go. So as it started to like steam up, you know like if you draw on the glass as it steams up it comes back

and it was just this one left-handed print at almost like at like face height against the shower glass and then I'm like so Dan Waiter, who does that? What do I'm going? Why have I got my hand on the thing? I don't know, just support yourself.

I feel like that's how you'd have a wink. Like that. And your right hand... Nah, I wouldn't do it like that. I'll show you how don't describe this so this is how I'd wink. Like this. I would...

I'm just trying to think. If I was doing it in the shower, which I never do, this. I'm glad the video podcast got that. The video dance forgotten about the video. Shit, I'm going to die. Oh, I laugh-hearted, sorry. Both you, what he was doing, and we let him go for the full 10 seconds. Oh my God. Let's just hope that it did, because I wasn't making any noise.

Let's just hope that doesn't order. You did a little and you laugh-hearted. My goodness. Anyway, I can categorically say it wasn't me. It could have been the previous person that showered at it. Well, I think it had to have been, but then I got Dan, and I got him to put his hand over the handprint, and let's just say the glove fit. Anyway.

Yeah, it was a similar size hand to me. Look, it's not looking good for me, I'll be honest. And you are right-hand dominant based off what we've just seen now. Quite aggressive as well, might I add. Jesus, man, you've ripped the hinges off it. Honestly, I reckon you'd be done in about 32 seconds. What annoys me is I also did the facial expressions, which is really, Anyway, people are like, where do we get the video?

Where do we get the... I think it's Spotify. You just go Spotify and you can see that. Scrub-in. I don't think it would have auto-cut to me. Hey, if you know how to make gifts... Scrub into the seven-minute mark. I'll pay you money if you may as a gift for me.

I know. Honestly, I'll pay you money. Honestly, do not do anything with that. In fact, I'm going to veto. This is a video. Oh, no way. I'm going to veto your veto. Yeah, I know your veto harder.

You can't veto a double veto. Thank you, Clinton. I can't take you seriously. I make up boy. Anyway, what I'm going to say, oh, Carl. Quick vote. All in favour of the video going up, say aye. Oh, shut up. Okay, overall, thank you.

Shut up. Right. So the real reason I wanted to talk to you about this is because I saw a thing on the Reddit the other day. And it was, if you had up to a paragraph, let's say it's up to a paragraph. I think it was a couple of sentences in this particular instance, but we could be more specific here. What would you have written on your headstone? If you could write your own headstone, like, quote now. It could be a quote, could be just like describing you as a person when you were alive,

it could be anything. What would you have written on it? Say, for instance, you died tomorrow, Meg. We look at your will and it has specifically what you wanted written on it. Don't come to me first because I want to, every time we come to me, I think later I should have said that. So go to Clint. Okay, Clint, we'll go to you first. You've passed away.

It was a, sadly, like, it's probably five years away before he'd start dying of old age. But I mean, ten years from now, you pass away. peacefully in your sleep. What do you want written on your headstone? And you can be serious if you want. For you, I would do clip Randall. The rumours were true. That's good.

That is good. It is that big. And then I'd do like a little mound, like just around the room. And we'd be good friends. We'll keep that up for you. We're being buried with this mound. And we would be good mates, wouldn't we do? Yeah, we would.

We would. We would get that there. It'd be, yeah. Made life more fun for those lucky enough. to be in his. Oh, fucking arrogant. Fuck, that is so arrogant. What an arrogant prude.

It's always arrogant. No one's... For those lucky enough. It wasn't ever sort of... They made life fun, like, great, you are a fun guy. But those lucky enough. I'm gonna make it little like you've got an erection in your grave. No one...

Oh no, I'm gonna do a divot where your cock should be. No one is a shit-cunt on a headstone. No. Everyone's a good bugger when you're dead. Yeah, but my poppers always said that. But you're a good bastard if you were lucky enough. to know you. I just said always made life more fun.

And I'd say that that part I think is true of Clint. He is a fun person. But I don't think you need to be lucky to be friends with him. He'll fucking befriend you anything. He literally befriends anybody. There was a running joke when I started in radio that I only made all my friends from radio competitions. Oh yeah, that's right.

Yeah, actually, the winners of the very first radio competition I ever did working as an announcer, we were given away a wedding. Nate and Gab won that competition I think I'd been working there about six weeks they've been living

underneath my mother and father-in-law's house for about seven years now Wow really So they became mates to men They took over Yeah And the runner-up Kaley and Ian

They live in Queensland now And every time I'm there I catch up with them They caught up with me in Electric Ave That's like 15 years ago What a lovely guy Yeah we love Liam As a listener as well

He and Liam Yeah so he was over from Ireland And I said well let's go hang out So we went to uh rainbow's end with the kids and then they came back to ours and now he's just sent me a voice message this morning that i'll check so just recap it again just recap it so make life fun for those lucky enough always made life more fun for those lucky enough to be friends with or just to know just to know and so it would say Clint randall 1972 fuck oh 85 you've got to have something that makes you look like

you're the man meg oh because can't i went for suffering deprecating because I've been around you two too long. You can't go deprecating or humble on a tombstone. I was thinking I could do Meg Mansell in a quote like, I told you I was sick because I've got help by then. That's quite good, yeah. Quite a short one though, but you've had so many other achievements.

Okay, I'm going to get one for you. I've got an idea. Here we go. Hold on, let me ask chat GPT quickly. What are it would write for Meg Mansell? Yeah, yeah, that's good. That's good. What would you write for Meg Mansell

radio announcers headstone if she passed away. Of course. I'll keep it respectful and heartfelt, so it really honors her legacy. Could you let me know a bit more about what kind of tone or message you'd want, like a focus on her personality, her work, or a personal anecdote? Oh, just all of it. Just a couple of sentences what would sum up Meg Mansel, my beautiful friend, who just passed away

yesterday. I got a great one before chat. I could come up with anything. Here's something that might work. Today we say goodbye to Megan Mansell, my beautiful friend, a voice that lit up our airwaves every morning. It's a big great stone. Megan was a beacon of warmth, humor, and kindness. Connecting with us all with her laugh, her spirit, and her unshakable love. Too long.

And could you include some stuff about how she used to shoot herself? Oh, fuck then. Absolutely. Let me shorten it and include that. Here's a more concise version. Yesterday we lost Megan Mansel, my beautiful friend, whose bright voice and fearless spirit inspired us all. She was a radio star, yes, but even more she was a champion of herself.

Always pushing boundaries, always showing up exactly as she was. You're going to shit herself. You'd mention not. Nothing about her shooting herself. You're right. You're absolutely right. Thanks for clarifying. If you have any other topics or anything else you'd like to do on.

I have to show you. I have to shit, like, go, say all that other stuff and then go, like, and she used to shoot herself constantly. Say that. I really get you. Let me try again and keep it balanced. Here we go. Yesterday we lost Megan Mansell, my beautiful friend, a fearless voice who led up our mornings.

She was a shining star on air, but even more she pushed herself every day. Never afraid to be herself, no matter what. till she pushed to shut it out of the show. She didn't pay. It's honestly one of the most stupid people over there. Okay, I've got Meg's.

Not you, Megan Mansell. Yeah. Punch the bucket too soon. Oh, good, because she would have said Punch the bucket when it's kick the bucket. I didn't even get it. That's how much they didn't get it. Because Meg's very good at getting a saying

almost right, but you know what she means even though she didn't say it like that. That is funny. That's good. It's good. Yeah, thanks for that, boys. That would be my card to you, Meg. And then I'd put it over your,

tombstone and go... And then I'd whisper. My poor crying husband, read him, go, what the fuck, Clint? Then I'd lean over and I'd go, shame, bitch, I told you you'd die before me. Well, Meg, something's gone terribly wrong if you die before Clint.

Because Meg's actually way younger and I was like, I'm going to outlive you just to I'm going to go shame. Well, Meg and I are at least 10 years younger than Clint, right? You're 10 years, I'm about seven years younger. You're like three years and Meg's like five. I'm a baby compared to you. That's the, that's the... You're my old friend.

Think of this. Think of this. He was, Clint had started school and Meg, he weren't even bored. Isn't that crazy to think? Do you know, Meg the other day, I was just drinking my coffee and I was trying to get the last bit out of it.

I'm like shaking it. And a little bit, because I'm using some dumb-ass keep cup, a little bit of it kind of fell like on my nose or my cheek. And Meg goes, because you're old. I was saying, no, bitch.

It's just because I was unlucky. He's getting to that stage where if he has a four, it's bad, eh? You stop saying Clint fell over. you go Clint had a fall. I think once he's turned 40. Okay, my headstone. Too well loved to be forgotten. That's what I've. Clint told me to go arrogant. Too well love to be forgotten.

You know, fuck. I'm following Clint's footsteps here. Good, really. Yeah. You won't be forgotten by your family, but I think most other people would go, oh, who? Thanks, man. That's cool. Same with you, Clint. What about yours? Oh. I wish he came out.

Maybe that's... I'll do a quote from Mick Batson. No, it's from me. I just did the third person. This is a Dan Webby rumoured to have died with his chuff still begging. Yeah, that's my stem, my vocal stem.

I quite often go, I've got a chuff going begging if someone wants. Someone's hungry, he goes, you guys hungry? And now he knows to say no, because if you say, yeah, he'll go good because I've got a chuff going begging. What about Dan Webby? Love to Cheryl wink. Yeah.

And I've just got a piece of glass that's all frosted up with his hand for a That's your gravestone. Got it permanently etched into the glass. I think I'll go a little bit serious. You know what? I'd actually buy an iPad and I'd have it plugged into some sort of fucking generator so it just never runs flat.

And it's just that video of Dan at the start just furiously masturbating on link. I love that. Okay, that's why you're all taken out of my will. I think I would go something serious as well. Like, um, nothing fazed him. Everything fazes you.

Literally everything faces you. No one thing that doesn't phase you. Um, I'll go, okay. The light, he brought laughter. From where the supermarket? Oh yeah, what wrong? But, oh, he had a dark. Upringing.

No, you did. Your mum's like, what? What? I love how your mum's outlived you as well. She sees the... The unveiling in your tombstone? yeah come on you're the one who brought the question you surely have thought of what i thought it would just be you guys i didn't really think of it would come back no because that's about it wrong dan yobby that's funny i love that don't be like but we've got webby here are you sure me and i go no it's definitely wobby we worked with them long enough to know they had it right you guys are gone it's an it's an o instead of an e you know that eh and they're like oh sorry dan wabi i'd go happy go lucky first of all like happy go lucky

fucking opposite lane In opposite lane So That is good Just dug up an old boom From fucking the 90s I know Where are we opposite land

I am old You fucking are Honestly I'm gonna trip you over And you have a tall All right Time's up you suck We're just going with

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