The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS he's getting a telling off...

Episode Date: March 4, 2026

This is a podcast from Rover. Dumb chat, bad decisions, zero shame. If that sounds like your vibe, you're in the right place. This is Clint McG and Dan's OnlyFans. Podcast, that is. Hello, welcome to The Only Fans podcast with your host, Clint, Meg and Dan. Hello, hello. Before we get on with the formalities, let's kick a country out of the merch prize.

Out of the jar. We've had so many beautiful countries go. They're gone. They're gone, Dan. A lot of bots. Lot of bots, I would say So we have lost Argentina, New Zealand, Austria, Hungary, Israel, Ireland, Venezuela, Thailand, Lithuania and now...

How big is this fucking piece of paper? You couldn't draw it out longer. Oh, she could. Now we're into... No, no, now we're into comedy territory. Oh, Japan! How many we got in Japan out of interest? 56.

And that'd be the first time I'd say not all of them are bots. Yeah. Because Japan is one of those places a lot of people travel and they may be still listening to the podcast. And there'll be a lot of people over there for work. Pan was great. Just probably not with kids. Why? I've heard the opposite, though.

I've heard it is very good to take kids there because there's so much to do for cast. I think it's more just like dragging suitcases around and train on train on train. And then the kids are like, it's hot, we're tired. And there's just people moving. I'm like, don't stop moving or you'll get trampled. There's people everywhere. There's more people in Tokyo, like 36 million or something in Tokyo. And we've got five million in the entire, an hour.

entire country. I think the mistake you made, Clint, is you moved around too much. 100%. You're better to go to just Tokyo and just stay there and do this stuff. I did two Japan trips in one. And you did some real cultural moments where you slept on floors, then had food like fish of the morning. Too mecky.

I went to Universal Studios. We had so much on. We went to Universal a day early. Like we went the wrong day. We went all the way out there. And then they were like, because I'm like, surely you can just swap my pass from Saturday to Friday. Because you know on holiday, you don't know what day at us.

And they were like, yeah, we can. we can let you in today, but you've paid for a fast pass to skip the queue, which is fucking crazy expensive. And they said, and you can only use that pass on the day that you purchased it. Right. And I was like, well, nah, and let's come back tomorrow and then skip the cues rather than lining up when you know you'd paid to skip them. Yeah, yeah.

No, kids, I think you'd better just stay in one place. Oh, my kids were just like, imagine kids, like so excited to go into a theme park. They can see the roller kids, they can hear people screaming. And then I had to go, we've got to come back. back tomorrow, guys. Oh, yeah, that sucks. They were just... No good.

No good. Well, let's move on to the question. Your hypothetical question. I actually had one and then I thought it was going to be far too easy for Clint. It was... A continual conversation for 72 hours to earn a million dollars. And I was like, simple. Any, he could do anything.

That's his superpower. I reckon he could come into a conversation and just continue it on. Yep. He's a very good... Talk for 72 hours. Mm. to make a million bucks. Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, it's fine for you. Can he say um and R and stuff? Yeah, of course he can. And could you stop down for like a couple of seconds? How long are you allowed to pause? Ooh, let me see the rules on this one. I'll open up now. Okay.

There's a record we should try. Couldn't you try it. Of a styled room, nothing in the room aside from two chairs, a desk between them, a door leading out in a toilet. You have to choose a person that you can talk to for 72 hours straight. They cannot be more than 10 seconds. They must have talked at least every 30 seconds. And so the person that you're working.

with, like say it's Clinton and I having the conversation, but he's going for the world record. Can I at least talk a little bit, like reply to some questions? Yes, well, you have to. So it says that you and your partner must talk at least once every 30 seconds to avoid one person taking over. Oh, that's the worry. That's where you could lose the money.

So I'm just there as a support person for you. I reckon, yeah. You could go to, you could do another completely different world record where it's just one person talking. I'm sure there's another one where it's just not a conversation. You just talk. What do you reckon the world record is? I'll have a look.

For one person. A single person talking nonstop. Okay, let me see. So surely the fatigue of being awake would get you. I think it'd be harder than you think. I'd say it'd be, I reckon less than two days. I reckon it'd be something like 38 hours. What's your guest, Dan?

I think it's less than a day. I reckon it's like 24 hours or less. 90 hours. Oh, wow. So they're just standing there? What would have been like a long sermon or something? Oh, you read the Bible or something? Actually, that was a speech, the longest speech marathon in 90 hours and two minutes achieved by Anita Ram KVC in Nepal in 2018.

90 hours, just a wake, not stop talking. There's other unofficial attempts of readathons, somebody reading from books, had been reported. 124 hours in 2009 or 166 hours of read aloud marathon. I mean, even the speech is sort of cheating, in my opinion. If it's written in in front of your cue guys, yeah. It's easy. You're just reading for 2040 hours. I reckon Clint could just talk.

Off the cuff for, I'd get, I reckon, 38 hours, 36 hours. I reckon you could. I'd start annoying myself, I reckon. I know, I reckon you've got the talent to do it. The hard thing would be if you are just in a room with two chairs. There's not a lot visually to spark. To talk about, right? But you would find that, like how we talk about it just flows on to.

Food and drink will be brought in at your request simply by asking for it. Oh, you're true. And what counts as in talking as anything. So even if it's barely anything meaningful. at all as long as you guys are speaking words. See, you could, you'd pick a topic or maybe several topics that you know you could talk on. Like for me, if I was doing

I'd go Formula One, Celine Dion, and just other, you know, a few other things. That's it. Fucking out boring. And cats. And cats. And I'd talk about my wife. I'd talk about, you know, life. Well, she could be listening. What would you like to say about her? I'd say that I love her to bits. I love every moment I don't think she listens to this at all.

No, but that's what I would say. And I'd say that if I didn't have her, I wouldn't be here. That's so strange. You've said that before, eh? Like, if your wife died, you're done. Well, now it's different because I've got a kid. I've got George. So I'd stay alive for him.

But I think if I was single and Hannah passed, I'd be like, oh, God, what's the point? I haven't got my... Oh, you're like a literal lovebird where they mate for life and if one passes away, the other one goes. Yeah. Like, I wouldn't kill myself. do it that well. But you bumble around a bit. I'd just bumble around life.

I mean you, Clint, be like, who's looking after Dan this weekend? Yeah, yeah. When's the last time you sent him a text? And I'd feel bad. I wouldn't want to, like, move on too quickly. You know, like Clint, he'd be out on Tinder the day after James Hawks or Coggs. He'd give it a week or two. Yeah, he'd go, how long do I wait?

He'd do that question. He'd ask that question. He'd go, wow, fuck, it's been a week. Is it a bit rude if I go on now? And people say that, like, sleeping people is a form of therapy. Mm. You wouldn't do it. It wouldn't be a week after, because normally people haven't even had their funeral, like, until a week after the funeral we'd give it.

Right. Yeah. Clint's like, can we have it up to, can we get her funeral tomorrow then? I'm kidding. It would be a hard thing, though, because let's just say you're like, I'm not ready to move on, and then you just meet somebody. You can meet somebody five years after your partner died, or you can meet that perfect person five months after your partner died. And if you, I guess it's one of those things. like when it just happens, just because I know

I'm probably speaking on behalf of people that I know whose partners have died or in one situation like moved on because they found somebody else. So they wanted to stay in the marriage. It's interesting when you do move on. The people, just be careful because I don't want to out

to anyone in my family or friends, but there are a lot of people that get very angry about how quickly somebody has moved on. And fair enough. And I'm like, And I'm like, no, like you've got one life. Like the fact that they move on, say, six months or 12 months later, I don't think it personally undermines the time that they had with the person they're with.

If they were faithful to them all the way to the end, an incredible husband or wife. And now that's over. And this other person is going to make them happy rather than being miserable for the next 10 years because they have no one and they're lonely, then let them live their life. And if they're happy, they're happy. I want a year. If I die, if I die. If I die and I look down on Hannah, I'm looking down.

And she's sleeping with a dude after six months. I'm fucking horning the shit. I'd be fucked off after a year. Absolutely. I think you could be, should be able to move on. I do agree with that. I think it's different with kids because you're reintroducing a person into the, let's say, my wife passes away and I reintroduce somebody.

The kids are still dealing with passing their mom and now dad's got a new girlfriend. It's too much for a kid to deal with. So in that situation, definitely different. But if your kids are grown and they're older and they've got their own partners have moved on, or you don't have kids, I love your life. I... Yeah, maybe if you're older, that's different.

Even with Jay, if I died, like, babe, give it a month, let the dust settle so everyone doesn't think bad of you. But then, if you meet someone move on? A month. I think people would think, I'm not worried about it,

I'd be worried more about what people, if I'm looking down from above, obviously. I'd be more worried about what people are thinking of her rather than me be worried about. I think I'm just saying it because I couldn't. Say if Hannah died, there's no way I could even fathom doing something for a year. I don't even.

thing for a year. I think I'm done if guys gone. And I truly mean that. I honestly think, like, like, just, anyway, I just think I'd just have my kids, maybe get to another pet or something, and just be like, I'd flirt. And maybe, like, you do that now, though. Yeah, I do that now. Like, it just, I don't

think I'd ever actually marry again or silly again. People think that's silly. But, like, I've been with them since I was 21, clear. And I just don't think, I just think me and he's, like, just my, I just feel like he's the same person as me, and I don't think I'm going to find another one. They do reckon that guys move on. much quicker than women

because they need a companion. I've noticed that. I don't want to talk about family or friends either. But I have noticed that men do seem to be unable to live without women harder. Much more than a woman can... Live without men. Yeah.

I'm not going to use names. Oh God, here we go. We've all got. But I have a family friend. Close friend of my mum's. Not going to use names. You're doing too many details. Okay, close friend of my dad's.

Go on. Good, good save. Good, nice, nice. Whose husband passed away. Okay. Very sad, and from all accounts from the outside looking in, very happy family. Young children.

Shocking, passed away or... Very suddenly. Okay, got it. Very, like, healthy man. Right, gone, boom. One day's here, one day's gone, boom. A month later, she was with a man. Another man.

Now, the thing is with this is all the friends. My mum included, were like, oh, Don't, can we beep that, sorry? I just used the name. He just used the day. Fuck, he was the worst. I'm the worst. Don't tell a secret to Dan ever.

Never tell Daddy's secret. Can you please just make sure of not to beat that? Just beep. She moved on very quickly and now none of them are friends anymore because they went, she's a bitch. It is? It's just shocking. Like, how can you go from, maybe there was stuff behind the scenes that they don't know about?

It's unfathomable that the love of your life, the father of your kids who were at that time still quite young to then go, no, I'm straight a month, a month! How do you even find someone? How does that happen? Yeah, and I feel like you're probably emotionally not even ready to commit

to something like that quickly unless you're just looking for like friendship and support. And then over time that developed into something, you go, oh yeah, but I guess as soon as they hear you're hanging out with someone of the opposite sex, I just don't understand the whole

when people don't like the fact that someone else has moved on and is living their life in the way that they choose to do it and they're getting angry about it and I'm like first of all that sounds like me I'm like no this is well no this isn't you are you mean I think I would get angry yeah and I'm kind of like okay I'll just there are a few different examples that I have but I'll just go

from my papa for example yeah so now I'm gonna be outing him but Nana died and they're being married like 65 years right and my popper's proper miserable. He was so lonely, he told me he'd hop in his car, drive down to the street, and because he lives in a very small town in New Zealand, he'd just park up on the main road just to see people

walking around, because he was so lonely being on his own. Oh, people love that though, you quite often see them just watching people. Now, when my papa then meets Anne, who is now married to and I end up marrying them because I still have my celebrant license after marrying, you, Meg, to your husband. Initially

when they started seeing each other, I think the family were a little bit like, who's the and rah-r-r-r-r-and-whatever. And I'm like, hold on, we're all so worried that Papa's lonely and has nobody and we're all worrying for him. Now he's found somebody and we're all worried about the timeline

being too soon. And obviously after 65 years, any time is going to be, I think, too soon. I'm like, let him live his life, he's old. I think, and I don't want to put words in your family's mouths, but you're not like this, Glenn. I think people are worried about the money.

Oh, that's 100% what are especially with their old. I think people are sitting there going, who's this lady? The spinster. Honey-in. She is lovely. though. She always kissed me on the lips. Of course she does. She's a grave digger. She's very flirty with me. Oh my goodness.

I imagine there would be people going, now this person's going to go and take all my inheritance. Grave-digger. But you would never think of it like. Your brain didn't even contemplate that. Because I think that's what people would be like. They'd be like, who's this? That's coming to my life and suddenly take it all my money. You know what? Old graved diggers are the most common of the grave diggers because they're not doing it for themselves. They're doing it for their kids. And, you know, they've maybe lived a life where they haven't had money. they see this is an opportunity to have a bit of inheritance handed down. Maybe let's call my wife and find out how much time, because I've never talked to her about it. How much time she'd like me to give us a buffer if she died before I moved on?

Because the thing is, I don't think she would move on. I also think she'd just stay single for the rest of my life. I think it depends if you've found someone that is that incredible, irreplaceable, you couldn't. So in your situation, in my wife's situation, you girls understandably couldn't. Yeah, but the other way? Well, who knows, it'd be a struggle. I reckon it's a struggle. let's give her a call

men we just said I'm gonna say I would give my wife So how long that you'd be happy After you passed away Oh she's gonna sleep Are you with Are you saying relationship

Or just sleeping with someone Because they're very different Okay She can sleep with someone Let's say within a month Okay It might be a rebound thing It might help her for grieving

Oh A month But that'll be like in secret So the kids Because we have the kids If we didn't have kids I'm going to go give her three months to move on. My goodness.

Because we have kids, I'll say a year. One year until she can. She's going to reply and say, I wouldn't move on. What about if the kids are growing up? So you do have kids, but say this is in 10 years. So the kids are out of home. Between three and six months, she can move on, no dramas. I'm only saying that because I think people will judge it.

So, but, yeah, I'm not worried if she finds somebody. No, but you're not. I don't want to finding someone at the funeral. Like, come on, that's my day. But then after that. No, but wait, no, you take judging her out of the account. I think this is purely how you would be comfortable with it, not anyone else. Like a month?

A month. Yeah. For her to have a relationship with somebody else? I can't believe that. But because I'm, but I'm securing what we have. Like, I don't think she's looking for anyone else now. But once I'm dead, I'm gone. Live your life, babe.

Call her. It's because you're wanting her to say a month, aren't you? Call her. And I think she would give me. I reckon she's going to say she can never move on. How long is she going to give me, though? Oh, a year. I think she'll say two years.

I'm allowed to move on in two years. Hello, Jamie speaking. Hi, Jay. Hey, babe, you're on the podcast. Oh, I'm at a wedding. Okay, well, we just have a very quick, important question. We haven't discussed this before. How long after I die would it take you to move on and find somebody else?

And how long after you die before I'm allowed to find someone else? Depends. Did I kill you for calling me while I'm at work or what? No, I think we do. You died of natural causes. So you die, how long before I'm allowed to move on? I don't know. Did I die of cancer or was I hit by a car?

Hit by a car. Very quickly, very quick death. And if it was cancer, I would have been there through the whole thing with you. Yeah. Now you're gone. It's a very sudden death. You didn't see it coming. Like, I'd probably come and warn you if it was like less than a year.

That's sort of, yeah. Because I feel like I'd take way longer to get over than that. Also, who are you going to find that's going to put up with you? I couldn't agree more, Jay. Well, that's my problem. At least I know after 12 months. You can move on, but who are you going to move on with is what I want to know? Jamie, he has said that if he passes, he would give you one month to be able to sleep with somebody else

and three months to have a new relationship. A month. Well, I'm just saying, I don't know how you want to grieve, babe. If you want to get on top of or under somebody out, I'm gone. You live your life, babe. Me and I both said we couldn't move on. You don't know me very well. I'm saying that's what I'm not saying you will move on or sleep for someone on the side of the first row.

I'm saying you're allowed to. I'm giving you my blessing if that's what you'd like to do. How long would you need, do you think? How long do I need what? You're allowed to move on when I'm hit by the bus. They're doing the vows, Clint, quick. I don't. I shouldn't even understand the question.

I'm trying to work here. Yeah, how long? Do you ever move on after I die? think? Oh, do I move on after you die? Yeah. Oh, it'd probably be a couple of years, I reckon. Yeah, still moving on, though.

Yeah, but she's had to go through the full grieving process. She's buried you. You know, she's cried for months. Only if I found somebody that made my life better, otherwise I'd be like, why? Yeah, exactly. Why do I need to complicate my life with you? Well, Clint's playing the field after a month.

Yeah, how long? No, no, no. He's allowing Jamie to play the field after him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But how long would you? Do you want Clint to wait until he seeps with somebody else? Oh, at least a year. Yeah.

And I think it'll be a little bit longer if the kids were still at their age they are now. But if they're grown, then, hey, dad's just going to get on. Any wriggle room there, Jay? Yeah. A year. Yeah. Okay, I'm in the middle of doing someone. I know.

You're the one who keeps bringing up new, I don't know, talk with your bride about it. Might be a fun little conversation stuff. Yeah, no, sorry to interrupt you. I look forward to, look forward to doing that. Thank you guys. Always. It's going to be all good for you. when she goes, what was that about?

Oh, she sounds like she's actually angry with you. I reckon you're going to get a talking to when you get home. I get away with a lot. So you get a year, do you know what? Clint's putting in his diary. That was Hannah. That was Hannah. I'd be getting a telling off when I get home. He's put in his diary and goes, Jamie did anniversary on the second.

Third can fuck again. No, then he's scrolling through in his diary. He's like, where's this from a year from now? And then he puts a big thing, fucking again. Fucking again. And he'd start laying ground work six months in. But he would not do it. A single thing because the man plays by the rules.

He does, he plays by the rules. He wouldn't do a single thing. He didn't say, she didn't say hand jobs though. And if anyone's getting all pissy and friends and family and messaging me, I go, yo, yo, yo, listen to the podcast March 5th, 2026. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He has it, like, just saved in his notes. I have her blessing and I just forward them this podcast.

Oh, my God. Or maybe an interesting conversation to have with your partner about moving on. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think I'll be having it with Hannah. No? Hey babe, how long after you died before I'm allowed to sleep with other women? Hannah, if you're listening to this right now, which I know she never does, I will, I could never move on.

Ah, you say that. Put me in the coffin with you, babe. Dan, you said like a year, like four minutes ago. She was listening four minutes ago. Can you edit that bit out? No, you get one edit, a show. You've already done that. No, you can you cut out be a-h-ha-his name?

No, Dan. Bye. Music, radio, podcasts.