The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS hotboxing...

Episode Date: May 24, 2026

Dan completely hotboxed himself in his own car over the weekend after hitting a very spicy medium butter chicken. Plus, Meg is being incredibly cagey about our final merch prize pack. 00:00 – Meg plays dumb about the final merch prize pack items. 02:08 – The crew unpacks their slightly awkward mystery promo boxes from Hayu. 03:52 – Six lines to absolutely ruin someone's day. 05:43 – Hotboxing the in-laws: Dan’s spicy curry leads to an incredibly smelly rescue mission.

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the Overtinkers podcast. Welcome, Clint Megan Day hosts. Before we get into everything, it's only got how many countries left in your merch prize pack drawer? I think I've got five. I'm just making sure it's not a... Let me see my list here.

One, two, three, five. So it'll be this week. By Friday, we'll have it. Okay, well, let's start teasing what this prize pack is because I feel like we've been... tease in this thing, but there's, we don't know what's in the price pack. I reckon we need some merch. Yeah, there's the old, the old Meg and Dan teas, those vintage ones.

Yeah. Yeah. Do we still have them or we have to get that printed? Obviously, I think we need something else to make it a bit more cool. No, Meg knows, because she's been doing this for months. Have you do, Megno? Of course, of course. Of course.

I thought, I thought that we could do, I see merch, so I guess that T-shirt would be good. That's it She's been time lips She doesn't want to let the cat out of the bag It has to be even that We've been doing this for like months It has to be like a fucking good prize A thousand dollar purse

A t-shirt will not cut it A thousand dollar price What'd you fucking mean? Meg's playing it down She knows She knows she must know That she's got other stuff Meg

We've been doing this for months It can't be a t-shirt Shit We don't have anything The fucking merch She's not fucking being dumb Is she? She doesn't know

She's being so dumb right now She knows what's going on Meg, who's out of the running? Qatar, Ecuador, Canada, Fiji. That's only four, so I'm trying to figure out. That's in the running, okay. There's in the running. She's so confused.

This is the most shocking bit of podcasting. Oh, shut up. Okay, who's out? I'm really confused. I've just opened them up and one of them's Australia. Have we not kicked out Australia already? They were long gone. They're a double up, eh?

Is? Stop, guitar. Go on. Oh, they'll be gutted. They don't get a T-shirt. Fuck. Honestly, if that's all it is, it's the shittest competition you've ever done.

I've not done many, so that's fine. Oh, God. Megal goes through the prize cupboard, raid it. I'll figure something out. Do that today. After the podcast, I want to know exactly what's in this prize pack tomorrow. Maybe they get like a 60-second phone call with Sabrina Carpenter or something. No.

I don't have that. Meg's all over it. She knows what this thing. She knows. I really don't. And I don't love the judgment for something that I have just been doing. You've organized a bit of a fucking pot competition. A t-shirts great.

Wasn't my competition, was it? Exactly. Just stop judging it. You little bitch. Don't make your own competition. She knows. She knows. She knows.

She's all across it. She's good. Speaking of gifts, though, just to start us off, we all got delivered these beautiful boxes full of merch. I guess we should shout. them out from Hayu, and they've got a new TV show that they're promoting. They gave us Moet champagne and some glasses and stuff,

which is really, really lovely of them. Trust Clid to be kissing their ass, hopefully he gets to host something on their show on their station. He's like kissing home. It's called Hacks. It's actually a new season. They've already shot it, so we get it the same day as the US, only on Hayu. But the interesting thing was the boxes weren't

identical. There was one product in particular that was slightly different to the others. Yeah, so Clint and Dan, you got the champagne. And you got, what, a hand cream? Yeah, like a rose hip hand cream? Yeah, I gave mine to Bella, because it's our web girl, because she deserves it. Which is bizarre, because, you know, a hand cream, it's a pink hand cream, and it could be for women, is that correct?

Everything in your box right now, what have you got? You've got a foot mask, you've got a hand cream. All womanly stuff. All womanly stuff, even though they're sitting to you guys. I think there was a face mask as well, chocolate. And pink chocolates. Yeah, pink chocolate. So everything's pink.

Everything is like, I guess, very, if you want to be kind of a bit sexist, but everything is kind of leaning towards. women, even for the boys' boxes. Whereas my one, I didn't get a hand cream. They put in my one a belly butter to reduce stretch marks on your stomach. So I don't say anything. I don't know why. I don't know why

I would get that special one not the hand cream. I feel like if you're going to send three boxes, two of them are the same and one of them's different. I don't have stretch marks though, so it wouldn't work on me. Do you have stretch marks on your hand, Meg?

I don't have stretch marks on my hands, so I can't. Do you click? Um, no, I guess not either. What about on your belly? Do you have any on your belly? No. Me? You don't have any stretch marks at all, neither of you, anywhere on your body. Only on our decks.

Am I right? No. That's quite good. Speak for yourself. Dance hasn't stretched at all. Fuck, I wish I had stretch marks on my dear. plant on our DX Yeah

No Yeah No I haven't had a baby So Every time I eat shakes I wasn't blessed with those I washed the shapes I was eating

Went straight to my dick Every time I ate a pie I was like That's going straight to my dick Annoying Packing on the pounds down there Yeah

A bit of an odd one No Interesting isn't it So I can see They've tried to lean in And be like Meg we know you You've had two babies

So we're going to Personalise your box And then I can also see Where it's seems very like, what the fuck? Why would you... I mean, it's fine. I think if she was the only one that got the box.

The fact that Clint and I also got a box and we got hand creams. And also, if the boxes were like, there was changed so much so that it was to a product that only men could use. You know, but I'd like hand creams. In fact, I've got one right now in my bag. Oh, so you didn't need another one after all. There we go?

I've got hand cream right here. Because I think, Dan, did you make fun of me for having hand cream once? You were like, who the fuck is hand cream? No, no, never. I'd never make fun of someone. Hand cream's a great thing to carry around. Somebody made fun of me for that.

My dad always did because he was a concrete contractor and always had the roughest hands. They'd always carry around hand cream to soften them up. Love a hand cream. Love a hand cream. Clint will takes around stretchmark cream in his bag for his dick. This is the Overthinkers podcast. All right.

I don't want to give it on though because if you rubbed too much, Jesus. Do you want to ruin somebody's day? Because Amanda has come up with some lines that you can just add into your everyday life to, I guess, be a new thing. be an asshole and I thought you guys might like these because Clint especially you I feel like these are your bread and butter to just slip in and then walk away I need some new lines yeah okay I've got only six in them these are six ways to ruin somebody's day saying I really thought you were going to be somebody to somebody at any stage in their life regardless of the situation oh so sort

of going I thought you would make it to be somewhere better than you are now kind of out of the blue that's a I mean there's there's power move and then there's just been like cunty. I think that's definitely Cunty. That one's going on Cunty. This one, a little more confusing, which I think would work. Adding, given your history to any question, so you could say, are you sure you want to another drink, given your history?

Yeah, that's good. Yeah, it's great, great. And you're sure you want to drive, given your history? And you go, wait, what the fuck? What do you mean? Oh, that is good. Are you sure you want to lead this group, given your history? Oh, this one would kill me. Oh, God, Clint, if you ever did this to me. Texting somebody, we need to talk and then ignoring

them for the rest of the day. Oh, that's a good. that. See, I wouldn't care. You call me straight back. And I'd be like, just let it ring out. I wouldn't care. I don't think you would care either. But Meg, oh, God, they'd eat you alive. Yeah, I literally got a miss call from a guy that I haven't spoken to in years.

And it went to Tant's phone. I didn't realize I'd seen it later on that I had a miss call. I was like, that's weird. I wonder if it's a pocket doll. By chance, out of 30,000 people in Go Media Stadium at the AFC game, while lining up for a drink, I get a tap on the shoulder, turn around, and it's him. And I'm like, oh, bro, I got you a miss call like, like, I think it was yesterday or the day before.

And I was like, well, what was that about? And he goes, oh, probably not the right time or place to chat to you about it, but I'll get in touch with you next week about it. And I went, oh, good. Who was it? Someone that I used to work with. Oh, they're wanting to go. They're wanting him to go back to live FM.

Yep. Okay. Okay, we've got some also some commenters giving theirs. I like these ones. didn't you famously once say before quoting something they definitely didn't say in front of a crowd of people and then they either own it

you know they're lying or they have to say no and they look like an idiot because then they didn't say the cool thing Didn't you famously once say that you don't believe in charity? Oh you can make it bad as well Yeah that is good

Yeah yeah And they go no I didn't No I didn't Adding all things considered To the end of a compliment Meg you look beautiful today All things considered Yeah just knock him down at me

Given your history is another good one of work there Yeah. Another good one. Get these, it all kill me. Asking, aside from the blindingly obvious, if you could change one thing about yourself, what would you do? Brilliant.

That is good. Love that, really like that one. That is good. Other than the blindingly obvious. What would your mind go straight to if someone said that? My weight. Oh, fuck. I'm just being up.

Oh, God. Oh, God. I would have gone the pimple on your neck. Oh, piss off. It's actually a scratch for my child. Oh, did they scratch you? Oh, God. Other than the blindingly obvious, what would you change about yourself?

Fuck, where do I start? What did you think? What would you think? What do you think? I think my side profile's cooked. You would sit there and think somebody would be, apart me your side profile, obviously. What do you hate about yourself?

I don't like seeing myself from the side. Like, I look genuinely, I don't know I look like that from the side. It's because we're not used to seen it. And from the back, in fact, from the back. From the back as well, I look fucking terrible. It's unnerving. I hear you look terrible from the back. Oh, fuck off, if you don't know what that feels like.

From the back? What, what? The back of your head. Oh, like a funny shake, flat, looking flat, like flappy head. Like, what? Flat hair, yeah. Flappy head. That's very specific. You don't need to say, point out stuff, me?

No, I was talking about myself, I promise. Clint, apart from the blindly obvious. What's the one thing you had about yourself? Quite confused is what? They're talking about Shut up Would you actually What blindingly obvious

I don't know It could be many things No one's that confident Surely you're not that confident Aside from the blindingly obvious What is one thing you would change about yourself What do you think They would think

Your mind has to go somewhere I'm going to whisper to Megan hurry Yeah What she thinks it is Okay Yeah clearly So you won't be able to hear this Because I'll do it on the intercom

Okay Okay Yeah we can People don't know this yeah it's not me yeah you said point as to nose you said in my you don't

cun you just fucking okay if you didn't know that we can talk into each other's like headphones without actually going through

the mics but you gotta push the right button sorry I would say she said shitty personality oh sorry

that was we're sorry sorry yeah okay we've lost that one yeah um

okay you want some more yeah okay I fix my snagled tooth actually Oh, sorry.

Hmm. Someone once told me, I know you probably don't hear this often, but you look really pretty today. Oh, you know you don't hear this often. Oh, it's just so unnecessary, eh, unless you're trying to be funny. Today is why you look really pretty today as normally you don't. Yeah, so adding that to the front. I'm surprised you know that to the most basic thing.

Save him, save that, do I want to call me? Save that, do I call me a memory? I'm surprised you know that. Actually, my nanny, but lovely lady. very lovely and wouldn't have meant this in a bad way but the other day I got home and she said I came in and she went oh like this and she's she's Mexican so she's got

a bit of an accent I won't do the accent but she went oh oh ho ho ho like this like shocked and I was like oh what and she goes you look so tired and I was like Jesus I felt okay I had a good night's sleep last night this is my face yeah that's just me that's just what I look like haggard this one kind of adds on to this of

saying you wouldn't know this but before saying something that everybody knows. Another good one I really like this one, which I think would work really well. Doing these little bunny ears. Oh, I'm a bit of commerce. When you say somebody's job title to somebody else. This is Clint, my co-host.

This is my boss. Yeah, yeah. This is Meg, my friend. That's good. That's okay. So you can use any of these. Another one, you don't seem as paranoid as people say you are, or as anything as people say you are.

Oh yeah, that's good. Another one. Go up to somebody at a party and say, I just want to let you know that I personally, I personally don't have a problem with you being here and then walk away. That is good.

That would get you to ruin your party. If they're like listening, they're like drinking, it's loud music and hey, just want to let you know I personally, I don't have a problem with you being here. And then leaving. I love that, especially if you get into people's heads that overthink things, which is all of us. Speaking of overthinking, I have overthinking something from the weekend that I wanted

to chat to you guys about. So it was the Auckland FC on the weekend. Have I got time to do it? Do a little chance. Auckland FC, Big Win over the weekend on Saturday night. I didn't go, but my wife Hannah and I watched it on the TV and her parents, Hannah's parents went to the game. Cool.

So we were up and Hannah was like, oh, they're catching the bus, the public transport home. Would you be able to go and pick them up from the train? Okay. and bring them home over the Harbor Bridge so I don't have to Uber and I said fine Now it's two trips for you I don't get out of it but no

I'd rather pay for their Uber Because I'm gonna drive there and back Yeah but they're like a little bit older And I don't know how to hang it was a little bit nervous They might not catch them They'll be busy so there won't be many ubers So I was like fine I'll go in It's just like a 10 minute drive into town

Fine and you're hoping that after you do it She's gonna owe you and you get sex You're a hundred percent Oh god you just like you're in my head Oh yeah Anyway and I got home She didn't, so piss me off. Anyway, so.

I even that happened. She was fast asleep. Anyway, so I got there, and I was a bit early, because I sort of thought I had better get there, so when they get off the train, I'm there. And I was sitting in the car, and sort of, I was scrolling on my phone. Yeah, we should do, yeah.

And we'd just had a curry. Hannah and I before, like an hour or two before. Khan and curry. It was a butter, we got to a madras and a medium butter chicken, so it was quite a spicy one. Medium. It was a medium, medium. It was a medium.

And I was sitting in the car sort of not knowing but fluffing away so I was sitting in there like scrolling and I'd done at least a couple of like stinkers. To the point where I know it's disgusting You were just marinated in your own stink

It was a point where I went Fucking hell Like that Oh I know it's disgusting Put your windows down man Put your fucking window And so I

Like rolled down all the windows Because I sort of came to a It was almost like I was unconscious. I was like unconsciously farting away and they're like, shit, they're going to get in the car and it's going to smell like farts. And so I sort of realize, roll down the windows

and as I do it, I see Mario and Beth literally walking across the road coming towards me. They hadn't seen me yet. So I like bung the car into reverse and like start reverk. You know the ferry terminal where the ferry terminal so I was parked in the like waiting bay there. And so I started reversing back.

Beth then spots me, starts waving thinking that I haven't seen her. So I'm like driving back. I got all the windows down blasting the aircon Then like she's like Dan over here And I had to be like Oh fuck there she is

So then I put it in a drive Drove up windows down blasting I'm always like Blowing in there in windows Roll all the windows up because it would have looked weird They get in Still like foul Like the smell

It's in the seats So you know that you know Yeah not anymore I got left of seats To a fucking doctor And they got in there Didn't mention anything They didn't mention anything I didn't mention anything

I didn't mention anything do you think they smelled it? Yes. If you could smell it, they can because I think you stopped smelling it before anyone else. Because I think at one point, Mario Hanna's dad was like, what did you have for dinner?

And I lost in. I said, I think we just had like leftovers knowing that if I'd said curry, they would have gone fucking obviously. I think maybe they, maybe not because I remember one time, I went into Uber and we recently, we had this horrible thing that there was a sewage blocker,

blow up somewhere near my neighbourhood. Notoriously, when you drive past, horrific stench. It was in summer. And I got an Uber driver who was going out to an area that he wasn't used to. And we started driving. I remember sitting in the back and I was like, oh, there's that stench. And he assumed that I had farted it. Brilliant.

So he just goes, and whites all the windows down, which leads in more stench because I know it's from outside. She does get farty energy, eh? And so he just, like, didn't say a word. he just goes, vv, and all the windows start going down. I'm like, oh my fucking God, he thinks that that was me. Why wouldn't you go, hey, mate, that's the sewage outside. It's awful, and you're going to let more of it in. It sounds like she's making excuse, though.

Got the syringe outside, smells, eh, yuck. I started laughing, I started laughing, which would have made me look more guilty because I was just like giggling in the background thinking, fucking things are fucking bad. The smell in this area is bad, hey? Yuck, it always smells when I drive through here. There's a sewage part. that's burst over there actually.

He smells like a burst in the back of the car. He judges me a soiling bee. Soiling feet when you get out 250. He like comes out, like checks the seat for stains. She must to shout herself. It was so embarrassing. And that's why I think they might not have known because that's when you know

when somebody runs the window down. That's like a pass-ag way of going, yeah, stop farting. Somebody's farded. It's disgusting. Oh, there you go. There you go. Who's still in the running for the T-shirt?

Oh, God. Canada, come back tomorrow If you subscribe to this podcast and Ecuador Okay, she knows She knows, you know what's going on She's got on She's got something up her sleeve

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