The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS I wish I could pull off speedo's...

Episode Date: March 1, 2026

This is a podcast from Rover. Come for the chat, stay for the trauma bonding. This is Clint McG and Dan's Onlyfans. Podcast, that is? Yorro, welcome to The Overthinkers podcast with your host, Clint Meg and Dan. I just want to say a special hi. And thanks to everyone, especially at Electric Gavin Christchurch, who came up to us and said, love the show.

And I also listened to the once titled OnlyFans podcast religiously. So, hey you guys. Yeah, thanks for listening. There were actually a couple of people who said you guys should really do a podcast and I was like my God you've got a lot to catch up on it. Big fan.

One guy and he looked at me and he goes What's your name? And then I was, because he's like big fan of you guys What's your name? What's your name? Well you don't know my name but you can't be that big fan I said Clint.

Then he goes Clint Randall and I was like Okay so you know my last name but not my first people were just weird Maybe it was the alcohol Yeah Yeah alcohol definitely makes I guess people act a little differently

There are a couple of times that people would know one of us and not the other, which I also thought was an interesting thing where I had one girl say to me, what's his name again? That's Clint. How do you not know? And I had one come up to me and goes,

are you, what I thought she said, are you Dan? And I said, no, no, no. Dan's over here. And then she comes up and she goes, oh my God, hi, and Dan goes, hi. And she goes, you were just such an influence growing up for my childhood. And she looked about like our age. And then Dan's like,

Are you thinking of Dom? And then she goes, yeah, Dom. and then he had explained he was Dan So I was like, people were even getting the old show mixed up with the new She felt really embarrassed. I was like, don't. But then she said, I love hit the spot. So I think what's happened is she just thinks

Dom's never left. Now he's doing singing. Wow, okay. So this whole time she's just thought that's the same. Mate, the hit the spot fans out the gate. There were so many people referencing them. And some people that didn't ever see what we look like, which I thought was interesting as well, because that means they're just pure radio consumers.

Yeah. They don't go on Rover. They don't go on Instagram. they don't go anywhere else and see us and I thought there was, I didn't know if there were many people left that don't know what we look like. You know what? I think the biggest through line was that the messaging that I got was

Meg, you're so beautiful. Oh, you're here. You're sick of hearing that. Oh, I love your eyes. Everything, hey. Yeah, I have never had so many compliments. There was so much smoke blowing up Meg's ass. I'm surprised you don't have more of an ego. Yeah, no, I actually got to the point that it was quite overwhelmed me.

And then I just weird, like it's so far. You just get into a mindset that I just thought they were all lying. Which is so funny. They've all ganged up. I just can't. What can we come up with? Yeah, it was really, it was almost like, you know when, because I think I'm around you guys so much that you guys tease me so often.

And I tell myself that you only do that because it means it can't be real. And then when I have people say nice things to me, I'm like, well, maybe they're doing that in the opposite way. I don't know. My brain's on. It's a bit of a funny headspace. I keep getting people saying to me, wow, you're way taller than I thought. you were or would be. So I must be gilling out short energy.

I think you do give a bit of a short man energy. Short king. Fuck off. I've got a chair that doesn't go all the way up. So in the videos, maybe I look like I've been sitting there. And then the only thing I kind of noticed was when we met the lovely Casara Dan and we had dinner with her in Jackson. That's right. Love of my life. I'm obsessed with her.

She said that your voice is deeper in real life than it is when you go on here. Oh, you're putting on a fake radio voice. He puts on a little. Interesting. I don't know. Maybe I am. Maybe I do talk a bit differently. How did you, okay, how did they entice you to go hang out with them for dinner? Because I feel like someone's like, come, let's go have dinner.

What's the difference between crazy fan and, yeah, you're my person, let's go get dinner together? So we just chatted. Yes, well, Dan was already outside, sitting outside by himself having ramen, and I came back and ordered my ramen. No, he, I'd been to the bathroom. I've gone and got us a table because I was like me. He got the table and he's like, I'll be outside with the table. I was like, cool. I picked him me as walking past and looking into a restaurant.

No, we went together to get dinner and we both wanted rum. And he went and got the table. I was waiting for mine. And then I heard, hey Meg, next to me. And that was Casara. And she just said, it's so funny, I'm here for work. And I heard you guys saying that you're going to be here for electric gave. And it was, and she just said, it would be so weird.

She was like, I was thinking this morning, I might bump into you. And I have. And then we got chatting while I was waiting. for my ramen. And you can very quickly kind of tell who is somebody that you would vibe with. And then it just happened. I literally said,

oh, come meet Dan, because obviously I'm like, Dan's here, she's a fan of the show. And we're walking with both of our trays. She had food too. She's like, I'm with my husband. And then she came over to meet Dan.

She, and sat down just say hi, and we got talking. And then her husband still didn't know what Kasara was. He was like, where the fuck is she gone? Which is funny because he doesn't listen to us. So to him, he was a bit,

a lovely guy. I would think a bit confused by the whole scenario because he's like, wait, do you know them? And she's like, no. I'd love to know with the club at it. So we had dinner, we ended up having dinner. We did it all of the four of us. Yeah, the chat went really well.

Then they offered to drop us back to the hotel, which is probably like a five-minute drive, 20-minute walk. Yeah, and we said it, yes, please. Yeah, so we went in the back of their youth, back to our accommodation. I'd love to know what the conversation... After they dropped us off, were they like, fuck, they were weird?

Or were they like, oh, they're... that was a lovely night. It's just a surreal thing because it must be a bit weird. I'm trying to think of who I listen to online or watch online to, like, fastidiously, where I followed them for years. I can't think of somebody,

but if I just bumped into them and then ended up having dinner and then they came in my car. Like, it'd be such a weird experience. They had a cage in the back of their car for their dog, but we made a joke that they were serial killers and they had your dick cut off and put it in the...

It was Fletch and Vaughn's heads in the cage. No, it was going around slowly but surely killing... No, no drink. None of us were a sober gag. Yeah, God, we had a good time. And then you go home and sexually assaulted my tri-pillow. So you shouldn't drink things that are given to you from strangers. We told them about that.

We told them we were going to go and do that. And they were laughing. We were like, you've got to drop us off because we're going to shit and cleanse pillow. They're like, God. Yeah, that we bonded over that. It was like a thing that brought us closer together, wasn't it? Oh, yeah, it was so great. It's why what I mean about I really like with listeners when they say it's so weird that I feel like I know you,

but you don't know me and I have to remind myself. I like it because instantly, with Cassara, she already knew all our gag. So she was the one they got to finish the jokes with us. She was like, you're going to shouldn't. Yeah, and her husband's like, the fuck. Yeah, he was lovely. But he must have been like, fuck, Cassara, like,

why do we go to do this? You know, like, if that was me and Hannah was meeting these random people, I would know. I'd be like, I was looking forward to having a dinner together. Yeah, sure. He was there, like one date night away from their kids. He'd spend it with us. We probably ruined it for him, to be honest.

I apologize. Not that he listens to us. And did we pop your lime cherry in the weekend too? Yeah, I think it was the first time on it. I think I might have done it when they very, very, very first came out and I fell off one. I've been a bit sad. No, we've done it. You and I have definitely limed from our cars to a concert at Eden Park.

Because Meg got on it was how do I get it to go forward? And I was like, well, the stand's still down, babe. And then when we parked it, she sort of just let it go and it just fell over. And I was like, no, you've got to put the stand back on. I don't like them. I mean, they are very good for getting around fast, though. I get it. You guys, didn't you line,

you all line back together from Coldplay together, didn't you? Yeah, no, we did. We had to go up the hill, that's right. Were you on the back with me? And then Dan, no, no, we had to go up a hill, and I think I was just going slower, because size, and Dan just left me in the dust. Absolutely not, I'd weigh more than you.

Well, you left me in the dust. I remember you just been going slow. Yeah, because I'm just going fast. I don't think all liams are calibrated to the exact same speed. And you're right, I had a few races in the end with Clara and Cal. and I won some and lost some, and I don't know what I'm doing differently. I think it's the ones that have taken a bit of a beating over the years,

you know, and they haven't been treated as nice. But I would have thought that my mate, when we were coming back from Coldplay, with my first proper lime, he would have stayed near me, but he was like, fucking hurry up, yelling at me. Come on there! Kilometers away. Because we're trying to beat the crowds to get back to the car. Well, it sounds like you've already been the crowd if you're on a lime.

No, you'd be surprised, Clint. Pull you one of your things out. Oh, yeah, sorry. What country has been, thank you, Dan. Need to open up my document? How many countries do you think are left? Oh, there's lots. Oh, wow.

Like 40? So this is whatever Meg pulls out is out of the competition to win some free merch. Who's this? Thailand. How many in Thailand? Actually, I think I got a DM from somebody. Say all not a. That's goodbye.

Nine. Yeah, nine people in Thailand and I got a DM. I'm sure they're from Thailand. Let me check. In Japanese. And our overthinkers' feedback, Instagram page. That's the place to let me know that you're a not bot. Because I reckon seven of that nine are bots.

Let me know you're a not bot. Because I have quite a few people saying, No, by the way, I actually am in Thailand. Where is it? Let's see. Who was it? Yeah. No, damn. Taiwan. Oh, I reckon then all of them are bots.

Taiwan. One of 35 Taiwan listeners. I say again. Sawadi. Goodbye. Clint just Googled that. You could hear him typing. It's not like he knows that. So if you are in Thailand, please let me know that you're a not bot. In our Overthinkers podcast.

I know some Thai because I play football over there. Suey Ma means you're beautiful. Nama. another one, like very pretty girl. It sounds like you've just learned your stuff from a strip club. Ping pong ball is... Nah. No, I can't confirm, man.

How do you say, where did that goldfish come from? How do you say that? I never went to one of them. I was just so intrigued, but I was like, nah, I can't do that. Not allowed. Producer Neps. We used to have a whole bunch of Thai students back in the day when we were in high school. The first word I learned of Thai was, I hear, which means fuck you.

Oh, really? Oh, yes. Cudort carp and Cotot Carp are very different. I found that out after one of the girls, this place with this restaurant that we continue to go to. And we said, all right, Cotorp Carp. And she started laughing. And she ran over to me. I was like, what?

She goes, every day you leave, you say that. And I was like, yeah, thinking it was like, thank you guys, goodbye. And she said, no, I can't remember which way it is. But Cotorp, Carp. One of them means goodbye to see later. And Codot Carp means I farted. Brilliant. So I've been going, farted, farted.

Every time I left the bloody store. That's probably true. That's fine. Yeah. That would work for Cleodark. Curate for you. Oh, never, that's terrible. Yeah, I mean, you know what?

Can we tell you something behind the scenes, Clint? Go on. So we actually, once me and Dan violated your pillow heavily, art-artie. Artfully, and can I say we didn't actually do anything to it. It was just photos to make you think that we did. Yeah, we rid it, we grinded on it, we got naked with it. Then took it to the toilet. There was photos of me pretending to put it in the toilet.

I didn't actually. Ruffed it on his gooch. I didn't rub it on my goo. I could not see undies. Look how you're Winnie the pooing. They were right up as ass. We did those and we were laughing and laugh and laugh. I went back to my room and I was giggling.

I did whet myself. I was giggling so hard. After she rubbed it on. It's all right. And then the next day me and dad had like post-prank anxiety. And we were like, oh. Those can never see the like day. We were like, I don't know if he's going to find it funny.

It was weird because neither of us were drunk. Did you wake up sober? Yeah. No, but yeah, he's a drunk. But we genuinely were like, I don't really find it funny? like Willie, have we gone too far? And so what we were trying to do is, secretly, I was trying to get you to do something to dance

so we could be like we've retaliated against you again. So I was like, you need to get a fart in his face again. He was like, get him to fire on my face again. Oh, you're sick. Yeah, no, but then I would have the excuse me like, I would wake up and you'd fart it in my face and we're going, good. Do you want to do that again, Clint?

And he would have done again, I'd be like, you wait till tomorrow morning, my friend. I've got these photos of you and you're triploid. Now you just feel bad because you got like post, I don't feel bad. I don't feel bad. Because I know that there was no actual gooch touched a pillow. It was all just like, as we've said many times, tastefully.

Well, and my bare ass isn't going to touch your nose, but I'll still get as close as I can. I might put my undies right on my crack, and then I'm going to fart in your face. You're not going to be sleeping anywhere near either. We're not going on a trip. If I come home tonight and you're on our bed, I'll be like, he's going to do it tonight. You missed your opportunity. Oh, I'll leave work early. And then I've gone to the gym

and Dan will get home and he'll get home and he'll be like, what's that smell? And I've done, I'll have defecated in your bed. There's no way. I would get you five. I'd go to management and go Clint, my co-host, came over to my house and I was like and shat my head. I'd be like, whatever, let's catch it. I go, what are they going to do?

Pay for a test. There's a big difference. I can bring in a sub of catch it for you, dad. We can compare it. No, I'll shape it. It'll look like catcher. You wouldn't, you wouldn't shit on someone's bed because there's not a bidet there. Yeah, what are you going to know?

Charts me. Yeah, I do remember Clint when you first saw the photos I think you're a bit drunk But you did say you were going to shit on Dan's jumper Which was a really specific to you as well I was just thinking it was only that would match the crime There's actually a good segue Well you know what I should do pull Piggy's head off

Absolutely not Yeah because you know I like to sleep with my tri-pillow Now every time I have it on my face I think of it being touching your asshole So now next time I see his thing that he sleeps with Pig his head's just hang out I'll pull his head off No no just to get him back

you could just pretend to fuck him and take a photo of it. But I'm not fucking so hard as he comes off. That wouldn't be too hard to be honest. Yeah, yeah. It's hanging on by a thread as it is. This is a good segue because we've been sitting on this for a while, not just you dry pillow, but some facts from the Cleaning Institute of America. Okay.

Of how often you should clean different items. Now, we've talked about this quite a bit on our show. I think what did we do recently, Meggy you were saying it was different types of clothing. Underwear, pajamas, socks, togs. So these things are included in this list, but also other everyday items that you need to clean in your house. We'll start with bed sheets, because bed sheets, we do it at our house weekly. Yeah, should we all put in what we do? At the very minimum weekly.

I clean our bed sheets. It's my chore. I do it on a Sunday, every Sunday. Unless you're fake tanning, and then I think you cut that in half. I think it's like three days. Really? How often are you fake tanning every week? No, I actually hadn't in ages.

but then I did before we went to Electric Cave. But it being months. This is interesting because the Cleaning Institute of America is saying that bedsheets should be washed at least every two weeks. Who's doing that? Who's doing? Now, Neepia, you're flatting. I reckon he's going minimum two weeks.

I'm honestly, probably every week, but maybe like a week and a half at a push. I'll do it on a Wednesday if I forget to do it on a Sunday. Carl, you'd be once a week with bed sheets. Absolutely once a week. On a Sunday, without fail. And it's nice. summer. It's so nice. Yeah, it's nice.

My wife last night, she literally said, oh, I'd love to, like, hop into clean sheets. And I was like, okay, well then we'll change them. She goes, I can't, I don't really have the energy for it tonight. And I was like, it's literally just, we just pull them off. And then I was like, that's why they had to be cleaned. And then I was like, it literally just takes a few minutes. If you've got two people, one on either side, it's not a big deal.

So, yeah, maybe you can get in touch with us on the podcast fam to let us know what, how often you're cleaning these items. that's gone to pyjamas. This one's... I don't know how... I don't wear pyjamas. Meg, you're the same. I sleep nude.

Sleep naked. But they say three... Every three to four wears is how often you should be wearing pajamas. I don't know about that. If you're... I'd do that if you're showering before bed. I shower before bed every single night.

If you're a person that showers in the morning and not before bed, I would be washing them almost every once or twice. Don't we in that bullshit where we like sweat like half a liter every night or something? Yeah. People say, I'm like, that can't be true. You'd literally be waking up in, like, a pool of wet sheets.

But they reckon it's all absorbed into sheets and pillows and all that stuff. I think summer you should be washing them every night, everywhere. What pajamas? Yeah, pajamas. Bath towels are the same. Every three to five uses, we do ours weekly, so that sort of checks out about, right? But if you're you thinking summer you should be washing your pajamas every night, then you should be washing your sheets every night because you're naked.

Yeah. I reckon if you're nude, you should be changing your sheets like every two to three days. Why? But my anus is not rubbing against the sheet. But is it rubbing against your pyjamas? Why would you wash your pyjamas every night then? Yeah, you've got a pure boxes between your ass in the pyjamas. No further questions, Your Honor. It's fine.

No, I just feel like sheets are less contacting your body, but I guess to know. I don't know. When you sweat, you always sweat through your balls first. Oh, yeah. Yeah, balls and pits. Okay. Quick fire for the rest of them. Bras every two to three times.

Yeah. I always thought that would be everywhere. but every, when we did this recently, they said every two to three times, two to three days. T-shirts, tank tops and camisole should be washed every wearing. Yeah, I can't have. Every wearing. Every wearing. Oh, that's interesting.

Out of clothes like dress shirts, khakis, that kind of thing. They should be washed when they're visibly dirty. How long do we wash those? What's going on? Are you having a stroke? I'm always having a stroke, Clint. You know I can't talk. Everywhere, like every time they just show visible signs of dirtiness.

So you're looking out for stains with them? I think a dress shirt, though, is different because if you're sweating again, like if you're under lights and doing presentations and dress shirts, I reckon you're going to get one wear out of them a lot of the time. But pants, yeah, only when they're dirty. Jeans only if stained.

Yeah, because you've got a barrier of boxes between them and the pants. Leggings and tights should be washed after everywhere. That's self-explanatory. Suites typically can be worn several times before washing and they must be dry, clear. Many layers. Can I ask a question here?

So why are leggings and tights everywhere, but jeans only when they're spot dry? Are you talking about baggy jeans specifically? But if you're wearing tight jeans, it's the same as wearing leggings. Tight jeans aren't anymore. I guess it's the airflow, right, between baggy pants. Yeah, baggy pants, I get it.

And that's what, yeah, baggy pans and trousers, yes, then definitely, because they're not touching gooch. But, like, tights, if they're every wash, then if you're wearing skinny jeans. The gooch is the reason for, like, washing, like, so many, about clothes. It's bad for the environment, isn't it? You know when you go to the hotel and he goes, hey, protect our environment, please reuse your towel.

They're not thinking of gooch stuff. Yeah, the gooch stuff, you know, it's really responsible for us doing excessive cleaning a lot of the time. Maybe Gooch deodorant is like a thing. Is that like a business idea? I do that. I started where I'll do like, I'll dry get out of the shower, spray, left armpit, right armpit, and then just look underneath.

I know Rexona is doing a new genital spray. Yeah, I saw the... It's available. I saw it at the... supermarket the other day. Yeah, keep it fresh down there. You can just give it a quick spray down there just to give yourself a little bit of a birthday. And the final one is bathing suits.

She'll be washed after everywhere. Yeah, obviously, obviously. So there's a little bit of... What if you're just swimming in a lake? If you're swimming anywhere, you should wash it. If the lake is filled with soapy water, then I'm sure it's fine. That's just fresh water. So if I was just wearing a pair of boardies,

I went into a lake and I came back out. I'm not washing them. Baters, I think, like, boardies are a little bit. bit different, right? Because they're pants. Speedos. If you've got like undies on underneath them, I think you're fine. No one's rocking Speedos unless... I've seen you wear Speedos. No, not unless it's a gag. I feel

like Speedos for those people that are just they just, like main character energy. They just love everyone. They're wearing them because they won't even want to talk about it. You go to Europe, any beach in Portugal, those, so every guy's wearing Speedos over there. Yeah, that might be the case, but a guy rocking Speedos in New Zealand, he's one of those guys.

Undies, undies, isn't it? Most, even at the beach. I mean, we're all thinking right now of someone that we know that we're Spitos, like, I mean, wherever you are in the world, and you're probably going, yeah, I know he'd mean. I sort of wish I could pull off Speedos. You want to pull off a dude's speedos? Okay, mate, and you say you're straight.

God, he's... If your wife listens to this, mate. Gayest straight man, I know. Not gay as straight man, we know. Not, once did I say, a man's... I just said, I wish I could pull off speedos. Yeah, off a... Oh, you know what I see girls wearing speedos, buddy? Do you? Where's the last time? Is there a hot chick wearing Speedos?

Oh, I'll pull off. off yours in a minute. You're not careful. Down Trailer. Not in the gay way. Not that it would be a bad thing anyway, but just... Well, it would be for me because I'm straight. I don't want him pulling off my speedos.

But people would laugh. See ya. Rover. Music, radio, podcasts.