The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS identity swap...

Episode Date: March 29, 2026

We are absolutely spiraling this morning after catching Clint in the middle of a high-stakes house hunt—complete with a live phone tracking from his wife! From the "condescending" drama of being called "Bud" to a full-blown debate on swinger culture, things got chaotic fast. Plus, we’re figuring out whose life we’d actually want to steal for a month. You’re not ready for Dan’s "dry" vision of the future! 00:00 – The "Champ" vs. "Bud" nickname debate gets heated.02:30 – Tongan merch giveaway logistics (it’s a nightmare).03:45 – Clint gets caught: Jamie calls in to track his location.05:00 – The "Pool House" requirements and the above-ground spa insult.07:30 – Calling Acquisitions to find Clint’s "super-fan" gift wrapper.11:15 – The Identity Swap: Who is swapping lives with who?12:40 – Local gossip: Are Clint’s neighbors actually swingers?15:00 – The terrifying reality of living Neeps’ or Carl’s life.

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the Overthinkers podcast. Jota, welcome, Cliff Meag and Dan. Meg just called me champ. She goes, you ready to go to champ? Bit of a power play there from Mansell. I don't, don't mind, champ. Depending on who it's from.

I think it's endearing. From Meg, nice, from you, Dan, no. I agree. I actually, like, when I said, I was like, do you know what? I might try them more often. They're quite nice. It didn't sound mean coming out of my mouth.

You know what it's worse, Bud or Powell? If someone goes, hey, pal, how I am? No, we talk about that, and it got super awkward because we're working with Ash, Ash London, who, you know, if you're from New Zealand, you'll know who is the afternoon show host there. She named her son, Buddy.

And he gets shortened to Bud a lot. And I'm like, but as he gets older, because it's cute for a little boy, as he gets older and everyone just shortens names, Clinton, Clint, Daniel, Dan, Megan, Meg. It's going to be Bud, and it's quite condescending. No, but it's only condescending if someone's giving it to you as, like, a, not your name.

I know, but no one's going to know if you go, There's your hazy IPA. There you go, Bud. Like people listening, I'll be like, oh, he just called him Bud. I bet she would have loved you bringing that up. Yeah, she did it. She did it.

And fair enough. Yeah, fair enough. And Clint kept going on, he didn't sense the room. Like, she was like, oh, that's classic. And he was like, oh, don't cry about it. Ash, she started crying. And he was like, oh, wow, wah. We just said calling someone, Bud is condescending

and shortening her kid's name. That's what he's going to have to deal with. It's funny that both of us happen to name our children after bears. Miller, Bud. Miller. Miller. Mud, Bud Light. Miller Light.

Yeah, I call mine Thai, which I guess there's Tiger Bear. I'm trying to be part of the team. George Coe Brewery. Yeah, George. Yeah, good George. Good George. Yeah, good George. Yeah.

So there you go. We're all named after we're all alcoholics. And Dan's second child, Heinrichin. We can't wait to meet him. Yeah, yeah. Can't wait. Okay, do you want to rip a country out of the bowl? Let's find out of the running.

How many countries do you reckon are left in that, by the way? There's not many left. That's why it's quite exciting now. We're getting it down to the nudity. gritty. Tonga is out. What happens at the end? Somebody, one of the countries will win. And then if you're from that country,

you have to DM me and let me know that you're from that country. And I will put you in to the draw to in the merch pack. And then... Hoopie. Producer Carl is going to have to... No, it's not Hoopi. This sounds like an absolute nightmare for me. It does.

Yeah, Meg just says the winner is, let's say, Venezuela. And then we go, cool, first person from that country to message. Yeah. And they'll have to hold up, I imagine. today's newspaper. That's a good idea. In Venezuela, like with a landmark behind them, to show them.

It's a pipe. It'd better be a good prize. If I'm going, what do I have to do? And then you get a good meeting and get a t-shirt. The first one, yeah, the first, I like that, Clint. The first one from that country, proof in there from the country. And then we'll have to whittle out all the fakes

because you know there's going to be... Well, they just need to send their address. If they go, hey, I'm from Tonga, and then they give the address of Albany Mall or something. I'm like, well, no, you're not. I like, I used to live there, though. It doesn't count. Yeah, Tonga, 16.

seen people go on them go on your see you later so I don't think any of them are bots to be honest I've never been to Tonga I've been to Samoa I heard Tonga's lovely I've been to Samoa Vanuatu my wife was calling me oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I'm in trouble oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

hey babe oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh you don't paint till after we've seen the house at 12 30 1230? Oh I hadn't actually seen your text Okay No that's cool I'll be there 1230 She gives me all these jobs to do

Yeah and then I'll paint I'll paint yeah Okay because I can go home now and drop it off No no no babe You're all good Okay Beautiful okay thanks babes Okay bye

That's three minutes of our lives will not get back me Oh my God Clint's moving house What are just looking at a house House. What, you're looking at another house? Yeah, they're going to see a house at 1230. Okay, now. God, he couldn't be returned.

Not another house, like to move house. Oh, okay. I'll believe it when I see it. Not to add another house to some sort of portfolio. It's all coming up randomly. Only Dan was able to move house and keep his old one and get a new one. I have a guess, Dan.

Do you think this is true or not? There will be a pool because you can't go from a pool house to a non-pool house. Oh, God, no. It has to have a pool. Or it has potential for a bigger pool. You cannot go from a pool house. house and then go and buy a house that hasn't got pool. Correct? Does it have pool?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Doesn't have an in-ground spa. Oh, has it sauna? It's got to have something else. Wait, hold on. Has it got the spa above ground? What losers? God, oh my God, it's got a meg. You've got a climate. How can he be seen in a house with an above-ground spa? Shit. No, I mean, we've been at a house for like

15 years and so we've been there a long time. We've got it exactly how we want it. Like we bought him, we're in our mid-twenties. And so it'd be very sad walking away from it. But then also, we've been it for so long. It feels like I'm kind of ready for something different. But you're right, once you create a house how you wanted it, it's very hard when you go to look at another house and you go, that's not how I would have done it.

Especially you, Clint. Can I say, especially with your brain. I feel like you'll be like, well, I wouldn't have put the light over there. Yeah, it's like any old tiki in the open home. What's he doing? He looks like he's fucking malfunctioning like he needs a reboot. Speaking of Clint, Dan, Dave. I don't know if I want to big him up anymore

because this is actually bigging him up a little bit. Because, Bridges Carl's just got his hand up. Sorry, I just have a really quick question. Are you going to take the bidetes with you? You've just gone through this absolute fucking nightmare. Get me started. I've literally just finished plastering up the wall

after we put holes in to run the electricity to get both badeas running. And we put new toilets and whatever. And now if we move house, Jamie goes, what are we going to do with the badees? God, the people that buy that house are going to think they've brought it off two gays. Yeah, they're like they've got unbuilt douches into their toilets.

And the urinal. Anyway. No, that's just a pill, a big pill I'm going to have to swallow. Yeah. I just got a little bit of news for Clint. And it's good news for you, Clint. Oh, it never is when it's a surprise around here. I was at the mall the other day or over the weekend.

And I went into a shop called Acquisitions, which is a lovely shop. God, it's your type. When I was in there, I was in there with my wife, Hannah, and I think I even said to her, this is Meg's type of shop. Yeah, there used to be a place called Villa Costa, and we used to say Villa Costa lot. Seems racist To someone listening

Depending on which country you're real Bill it cost a lot Did you do it in their accent as well? That used to be at the old mall done in Lower Heart And then your acquisitions is the new store If you don't know what it is It's like a bits and bob store It's like a gift shop

It's a type of place you'd get one of those things That says live laugh love for your war Why were you there? Because we needed to buy a gift for an old woman Right, perfect place And I was like this is the perfect place They sell like those little angel thing You can buy anything from a, yeah, like a dream catcher.

Like, yeah, a glass one. Yeah, to a money box. It's everything in between. Yes. Is it like a fancy look shop? No. Not really. You know I think?

Well, they don't sell things like scissors and knitting needles and stuff. It's like a gift store. It's a gift shop. Like you'd buy a present there, but I would say for everybody over the age of 45. Broaches. Yeah, brooches. I haven't heard the word brooching. You know what they have?

I think my Nana was alive. I think you could probably get away with a lava lamp in there, like a nice decorative lava lamp. Yeah. Like crochet or whatever you're talking about? No. No, dude. But if you want a novelty mug,

fucking go to acquisitions. Anyway, the lady in there that gift wrapped my gift that we're buying for this lady, she was like, I recognize you from somewhere. So that's so hard to answer. She would have been a classic retiree. Like maybe she works a few days a week. Howdy?

Well, if you're into that sort of thing. And she said, Where did I see you from? And I was like, well, I work on the edge. And she goes, with Randall. Oh, she's got my last name. She must be an old school last name.

And she was Don Megan Randall. What ensued for the next five minutes, she stopped rapping the gift. And she was just swooning over Clint. Like, to the point where she's like, oh, I just loved him. He did dancing with the stars. He did the Mars.

She was literally, she was literally, she could have been. She was, honestly, she could have been. What'd she say about? having a go on herself. That's how much she was into you. Does she like him for his personality? Absolutely not. And all she, in fact, she spoke nothing about his personality. All looks, looks, looks, looks, looks, looks, looks.

And she goes, I love his hair, love his eyebrows, I love everything about him. She did not say she loves my eyebrows. So I thought we could go through to acquisitions and make this woman's day. We could call. What's her name? I can't remember her name. Cool. But I'll know her if I hear her.

Hey, could you just pass us to everyone that works there and just say, hi. My name is, and then Dan can work out if it's a job. You. I just don't feel like we can work as work on Mondays as well, but maybe I'm wrong. No, Meg, don't be,

I don't want that attitude. All right, we're calling through... This is kind of like Cinderella, but without the slipper. Good morning, acquisitions of Albany,

Theresa speaking. Theresa, I've got him on. What? Teresa. Teresa doesn't know what's going on. Guess who that is talking?

Don't know. Teresa. Clint Randall, as you call him, Randall. Hey, Teresa, how you doing? August.

Good. Are you getting called giggly? Dan was just telling us about your interaction over the weekend and your lovely store. What? And you said that you are in love with Randall? No, she didn't. This might not even be who you're talking to.

Oh, well, there was a lady there on the weekend. It might not be you, Teresa. I can't. Oh, God, sorry. Did she work on the weekends? Sunday. Sunday. Oh, I know.

It was Saturday. It was Saturday. Ah, wasn't me. Sorry. Who was hot on Saturday? Dan's uses with names. Sorry, Teresa. Who was on on Saturday, Teresa?

Because there was a lovely lady, and I was in, and I worked with Clint, or Randall, as she called him. And she was lous. God, she was swooning over him. I thought I could call up and make her day, and here's Randall. Sorry, by the way, Teresa. It's Clint Meg and Dan here from The Edge.

We're just recording a podcast after the show. We do a radio show if you don't know who this Rehavas are. Yeah, I do. I do. All right. And the lady that was there, she was, oh, my goodness, me. I wondered if she's on today. possibly was she young or was she older

oh no not today oh bugger we'll have to try another time but does the young lady that's there no Randall does she want to have a chat to him she's not here yet so it's just you

nobody cares I'm holding the fort down on your own your poor thing yeah yeah I can do it yeah what's the specials on I was in acquisitions on the weekend was it Teresa was it Is that your name?

Yeah. Yeah. What a brilliant shop you've got there. That's pretty cool. Everything from novelty mugs. Should we let her be? Okay. Yeah.

I'll let you go, Theresa. Sorry, Teresa. Do you need me anymore? I'm not the lady you're looking for. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm not the one you're looking for. You don't have the hots for Randall? No.

The words in her mouth she was thinking about it. Oh, okay. She's only human. Yeah, yeah, I am. Yeah. Thanks, thanks. Thanks, Teresa. Bye, Teresa.

She's only human. What a fever dream for her that was. That would have been wild. Yep, definitely. It's like we only realised half of the conversation that she actually wasn't the person that we thought she was. Oh, wow.

All right. Something. I just wanted to put you up clicks. No, no, they definitely helped, man. Definitely helped talking to someone who didn't say I was hot and then ask if she thought I was hot and then listen to this long pause where she thinks,

if I say yes, well, I just get out of this conversation quicker. What would you say if I told you I never met someone that liked you? And I just called just a... Random store? Yeah, just to make you feel shit about yourself. I'd be a bit worried about you. I'd be a bit worried about you.

I can't remember a name though. God, she was lovely though. She was really lovely. Today on the Overtinkers podcast. It's called the Identity Swap. That's the one I want it on Friday. It's a good one. It's a new one I wrote it on Sunday.

It's intriguing. It's interesting. It's different. It's unusual. What was the one I want on Friday when you gave us options? Identity theft. The skill swap. Oh, skill swap.

We love swapping. We love swapping. Oh, it sounds like Meg over the weekend. Why was her brain on swapping stuff and swapping me? Part of swap. Do you know my wife actually, just before we get into it, Meg, was doing hair and makeup for someone. And she was talking about a job, oh God, I'll go in, I don't want to get in trouble,

that she'd just done a client previously to the one that she was working on in the afternoon. She goes, oh, I know her. Her and her husband are big swingers. Big swingers? Yeah. Not just small swingers. Yeah. And then, yeah, and was telling Jamie all about her.

And I said, funnily enough, we were talking to someone on air just the other day about how they got into it and stuff. And my wife was chatting away. She seemed really interested by it. Oh, intrigued. And I said, so, when are we? And what did she say? She just laughed.

I think you'll find as well that swinging. She didn't say no, though. I think you'll find that swinging is a lot of older people. I don't know if the people that are actually into swinging would be the type of swingers you'd be in too quick. I also think we're swinging. It has to be super specific. because even if like Clint finds the woman attractive, then

the part of the husband is to find the other woman, you know, because you're swapping. And I don't know if people are that equal. What would you do if I got into swinging, Hannah and my wife and I, and we propositioned you and Jamie for a bit of a swing. And I said, oh, come over. You're right, because then I'll be like, yeah, okay, sweet. So Hannah me, let's go.

And then Jay's going, I don't want to get with that. And I'm going, come on, take one for the team, babe. I know, that's what I mean. I feel like it's quite hard. There's always one that's left out. I go to me. I go to babe. give you a $300 prezic card in the weekend, you can go shopping. If you just say it.

She takes me into another food. 7 minutes at heaven. Are you going, what? Should we do it? You go, actually go to start. I go here, babe. Here's a pack of cards. Go play Uno with Dan or something.

Jamie's like, Clint's giving me a $50 prezzy card if I go through this. I'm like, Jamie. We'll just sit in here for 10 minutes. We can talk. And then you can go back. Just tell him I gave you a good time. Please. Yeah, yeah.

That's what you care about, eh? Yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah, you both have to. And I also think it's one of those things, Meg, we're like, say threesome, swinging, whatever. A lot of guys, we probably all think the idea of it is exciting and fun. But then when push comes to shove, maybe it's quite scary. And you're like, what are I doing?

And what are the repercussions of this? Yeah, the repercussions of what happens afterwards. Okay, let's involve the whole team. Nepea, Carl and Bella, can you hear me? Yep. Awesome. Bell's in the background there too. Right.

The question this morning, you must swap lives with somebody else in the team. Okay. For one month. same partner, same hobbies. You must maintain their relationships, their job, and their responsibilities. Who do you choose in the team? So you're still, if they do sports in the weekend...

Carl! Hold on. Heidi, eh? Let me think, yeah. Bagger. I'll see you. I've already got Carl's now. Everyone's just thinking about my whole wife. Nothing else in my life is a drinker. You've got a lovely daughter.

He's got... But you're going to have a toddler again, Clint? Yeah, but she's like a fun age. Can Clint and I both go inside Carl, or is it just one of us? Jesus. No, I mean, it's like we could do it in both ways. We could do it where we all have to swap equally,

but we can all, everyone can choose Carl if they want to swap with Carl. If I swap with Dan, do I get his hair line for the month? No, you don't. You only get you, but you get his wife, you get his car, you get his hobbies. So if he has to go and do some sort of hobby, you have to look after his kids. No, fuck that, I'm going, Nipia.

And that guy is so chill. Yeah, yeah. Nipia's got no responsibilities. Damn, I don't really think about that. I've got zero responsibility, yeah. I just got blinded by Carl's hot wife. and I didn't really think about the fact I could be a bachelor for a month.

Does nobody want to fuck Jaden? Bella's boyfriend? No, Bella, no thank you. Yeah. You've got a great life, but I've got to then be gay for a month and keep that up for you. So they're in the early stage. Yeah, too fragile.

That's what I'm a bit nervous about. I feel like if I swap with Bella who's the only like heterosexual relationship, me and Jaden, my... Oh, jeez. You'd swap with me, wouldn't you? And have sex with Hannah? Yeah.

Or not just that, but I feel like you did just a lot of things. You get to drive all the remote control cars. You want, all the more watches. I've got PlayStation at home, Kmi. What else could you do? Kay. I think Carl's wife would know something was out when she got me to fix something. That was the same.

I could try to rewind out of house and nothing works. I come down to a burnt down house. Yeah. I reckon Meg, you would potentially go for mine because then you just get to live with Cal 24-7 and hang out well with him. No responsibility. Sort of would be quite nice for a bit of a break. I think

Jamie is a good cook though man I'm shotgun I want Jamie again Clint I'm going with him You don't get to be Bella says same Yeah No I've already taken him

He's mine Oh we are do it equally Can we not all take the same person We're just taking Jamie poor I'm getting on Jamie And a bidet Fuck I want a bidet And a Tesla

To be honest No one's gonna be as horny as Clint Like if I'm in there I'll be like Oh yeah I'm more using his Tesla, swimming in his pool, using his money. Like, Clint had come back into his body,

and he'd be broke. Dad, he'd be, no, Dan, it'd be shocks. He'd go to his money. He goes, everything's on tick. Clint's mortgage to his eyeballs. What about, like, your kids' responsibilities on the weekend, though, Clinton? You were, like, early morning, Saturdays and Sundays.

Swapping now is actually quite good, because it's end of terms. All the sport is, like, pretty much wrapped up, bar, one or two games. Because that would be the one thing that would turn me off being. Dan would have to play football Wednesday night and again on Saturday. We've got a game Saturday.

You have to play football. Preseason is so important. So if you play like shit, I won't get to start with the season. But the problem is there's going to be negative shit with everybody. Like there'll be more negative stuff with other people. Like for you me, I'd have to hang out with a fucking guy all day. Jesus, the most depressing man there is. Jesus fucking Christ.

Negative, negative. You know he looks. He'd be doing sarcastic jokes constantly. I'd be like, fuck, guy. I'd hook him. I'd kill him. Do you know the other thing, Dan, is if you were a mind. body for a month. There'd be at least two or three football games you get to play and then

afterwards you get to hit the sheds and shower up with the boys. Oh yeah, because I've always wanted to do that because I'm but I'm self-conscious about what I'm packing whereas Clint I would have no whams. I'd just walk in there bloody. I'd be loud and proud. Oh my pants would be off before I got into the shed. Come on boys, we're going to be showering. No, Dad, Dan, you don't know like you. Dan, you don't look like Clint. You look like you. Huh? You don't, guys, you're yourself. Oh, I thought I'm in Clint's body. No, you're not In Cleanswell, you get his life. So Jamie wakes up and I'm her husband

and she doesn't blink an island. You're not walking in Naird and proud, babe. So wait, so say I take Clint's... She will think you'll... Everyone will think you'll claim, but you are still you. Oh. You don't get to look like him. Oh, bugger.

You don't get to do? I just want to see what it would be like to be hot for once. Right. You are hot, damn. Oh, then I'll probably go, Cal. Yeah, okay. Yeah, because I would like... Is that an insult?

Now he said, I guess I'll go you, I'm fine with it. I got a cool, I've got a nice car, I've got a big house, like, Clint is, yeah, I think there is a lot of negative stuff with Clint, whereas Carl, I think he's just, he lives a normal, pretty straight narrow enough.

Yeah, but only one. Yes, she's also. And from what I've seen of Goldie, she's not that obnoxious. Don't, you're going to fucking actually piss me off if you make out, like, on this podcast, that Daisy's obnoxious. That's actually going to wipe me out.

You just said his wasn't. How old she? Don't put them in the same. round. I actually think we missed the mark when we didn't go Nipia. Yeah, Nipia has got much chill. And I never flattered. I went straight from living at mum and dads to getting married.

And I feel like I missed that opportunity to flat. And that would be my only chance to get it. But I am giving up Carl's wife. And I don't know if it's worth it. So it's either Heidi or being with a voice. It's Heidi or getting a chance to finally flat with the boys from. I think you mean finally fuck Heidi. Yeah, I actually think Nipia is the best choice.

Yeah. Because he's got no responsibility. His job's probably in, sorry, Neeple, are the easiest. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. Neepia, give us the weekend what you just did, so we know what we would have been doing. At my weekend, so I was sick last week. I made one set of cinnamon scrolls on Friday night.

Yeah. I woke up at about 10 on Saturday. Jesus. Play PlayStation until 12, made some lunch. And then I played more PlayStation with cow. And then I made dinner. And then I watched the Warriors. And then went to bed, played more PlayStation in the morning,

wash my sheets, did all my admin on Sunday. So I've got to do all my own admin. That's hard. How the fuck have we debated about this for 10 minutes and not even thought of his? He runs NEPIA. Of course it's him. It's NEPIA. Yeah.

And like he's young and single. So the chances of, if Clinton, what you were wanting to do, have sex, probably more chance with Nipia. Yeah, like in his life. Although you're not a... Oh, no. Then I got to go back. I gotta go back. No, but I still look like me.

No, you don't. Yeah, you look like you. See, that's a good thing. I don't pull at all. Oh, I'm pulling it. You've got to live his life so if he doesn't pull you don't go. I've got to pull to try and help you out. I'm only doing it for you, obviously. Man, I appreciate you, bro. And then I just make sure I get all the numbers and I leave them in a book on the bedside table.

Fantastic. That's perfect. So then when I tap out, you're like, you've got. And wait, so you're a 40-year-old man living in a flat because you're still the same body. He's going to have sex with a lady from acquisitions. Don't worry about. Do you know what though? Everyone who's been in a relationship for like 10 plus years

thinks that they would slay if they were ever single again I think the reality is very different. No, I've never admitted that. I think it would have had it left or left and left and centre. No, it's way too stressful, man. It's just a stressful game. Yeah, no, no, no.

They would all dry up down there. Straight away, does it? Do you dry up? Western? Sorry. Yeah, I would just go, oh, you know what? My time is done. Yeah.

Yeah, my dating years, I gave it a good bash. Now I'll just be a spin, an old spinster. We'd take Dan out if, like, how never left him? And we'd take him out to down to go off a bit. Because me and Clint will be like, fuck, we've got to take, he's depressed. He'll take him out. He's going to him. He's going to sit and talk to him.

We'll come over and check it on the conversation. And it would be the most fucking depressing thing. I'll be going, Hannah's, yeah, she died two years ago now. And then when you finally, like, climax it would just be dusty. He'd be like, oh. She'd be like, you're done. You're like, yeah. See how dry it is

Why is my dick coughing? He's spluttering up a hill She's like, fuck me What the fuck is it? It's a disgusting sound To imagine a dick coughing Like a moth Like a

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