The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS lick rich kids

Episode Date: April 20, 2026

We let Dan step into the simulation tank to create his absolute perfect life, and let’s just say things went off the rails fast. Between his new name "Taint Tilman," a very specific age-defying pact, and a band name that had the censors sweating, it’s a total chaotic spiral. You are not ready for where this dream life ends up—especially the "snake vs. cockroach" tattoo. 0:00 – Meg’s accidental F-bomb and the $50k fuel wheel chaos. 1:45 – Entering the tank: Dan’s rules for his simulated reality. 2:30 – The Celine Dion power couple and the aging-slowly hack. 3:45 – The band name disaster: From "Killer Cats" to "Lick Rich Kids." 5:10 – Meet Taint Tilman: Dan’s new simulated identity. 6:25 – The tattoo: A snake, a giant cockroach, and a lot of regret. 7:40 – Life on the cliff: Why there’s no rain and everyone walks on their hands.

This is a podcast from Rover. This is the Overthinkers podcast. Daniel's been naughty behind the scenes. Actually, it's been a bit of a naughty show. I did a hard fucking... Oh, God. Oh, my goodness. Welcome, Clemegen Dan, if you're new to this podcast.

We are three radio hosts that do an extra podcast in case you want a little more. Oh, I'm all sweaty. Sorry about that. I mean, I did a hard swear word. Like there was no... Thanks for clarifier, because I was thinking you did something else on you. Producing NEPIA, can you grab me? Thank you, Bray's all over at Chuck It on Tuesday.

I'll play it for anyone who missed our live show and Meg's giant F-bomb in the middle, bang in the middle of the school run. Second day back at 8.30. That's how comfortable she is with us now, Clint. I'm surprised she puts on pants now. She just comes in, that's how comfortable she is. She's just like, oh, I'll just swear in front of the listeners. I just forget worry.

I honestly, it was such a weird mind blip. I can't believe it happened. She's a shocked doc, hey? The broadcast standards don't apply to men. She just comes in, she goes. She calls me and you, Teflon, Clint, Teflon, Dan. Me, got in zero trouble for that. Yeah, no, the boss was in for 20 minutes before.

It didn't mention it. And people texting, don't worry, Meg, it's all good, rah-rah. And they know it's so out of character for me. Please don't leave. Please don't leave. You can't win. It's a lose-lose. Took Dan like fucking, oh.

Meg, we're on air, babe. Thanks for the obvious, Dan. It's so bad. Sorry, bro. That was, because it was on us as well there, Clint, because we went silent, and professional broadcasters would have covered our girls back. But not you too.

It's on video, Dan. Yeah, I know, but... I was trying to save it, but I just got caught up in the moment. He was forgetting. Go back and watch it. He's winking at Clint, and people can see you now, Dan here. No, but we don't know when the cameras are going to cut, so we've only got a one and three shot are getting caught out. Yeah.

So anyway, naughty. Yes, we want to get into Dan's... ideal life, let's start, Clint. I've been excited about this. And also later on the podcast, we will give away a little fast track code to get on air for the 50K fuel let. Oh, yeah, if you do listen to our show live, yeah, we give away $5,000 if we spin up your car,

and then you can forego that $5,000 and spin again for 50. And this will happen with Crystal. We thought the wheel wasn't going to make it round, but it just kept ticking over. Wait, no. Wait, it's got to go. Wait, wait. Hard listen back that one. It was, yeah, but honestly, it was all live.

We didn't know what was going to happen and it happened. And then Dan spun it again an hour later. And I swear to God, it stopped on the metal peg that sort of, you know, I guess, differentiates it between winning and losing. It literally stopped on the peg. Literally, you couldn't even make it. You couldn't do it with your hands. Stop it where that stopped.

So, you know, yeah. Jeez, we almost gave way 10 grand boss came in and he is like sweating bullets. Today on the Overtinkers podcast. We're overthinking. Okay, if you didn't catch yesterday's, I do highly recommend it. brought us a question where what it would be like if we got to go into a simulation to create a perfect life. I have regrets, definitely, especially I shouldn't have gone first. You've been to the same life pretty much, except we had to be nice to you and I had to send you a text every day.

But isn't that sweet, though? I actually think that that's really sweet of me, that she was given any option. You could literally make anything, any life, and you chose your life. I think that's lovely. No, but it was done because now she's sitting in the tank. like a zombie and she's living the same life she may as well not be in the tank. Oh, you're doing. It looks like snails, eh?

No, no. Yeah, it's the snails. Anyway, that's, so Dan, welcome to the simulation. So I'm just going to take some notes here. What would you like to do for a living? So can you just explain to me again for people that have just tuned in where, so I'm going into a tank. You go into a tank and my physical body.

Your physical body and your mind gets to go to a simulation. You won't know any difference and you get to create your perfect life. word for word, what would you like to do for a living? Now, I haven't even done any pre-thinking, which I probably should have. Yeah, you had 24 hours to come up with the best life ever. I think, can I be younger? I want to be in my early 20s. I'm a young guy.

Okay, but then you will age through this life, so you're just going to get 10 years again. It's fine. You don't have to stay 20 for ever. Oh, no. Does he look like he does now? But when people go, how old are you? And he goes 22. Okay, I want to be, I want to look.

19. Jesus. You want to look 19? No, I want to look 19. As dodgy as fuck, Clinton. I don't know if I don't like, I want to look 22. You're 38, but you want to look 19.

I want to look 22. 22, do you have your old teeth or these teeth? My current 30-year-old teeth. Okay, so I'm 22, but I don't age. So like in 10, 15, like I age very slowly. So maybe I age every... Age slowly. One year of aging for me is three years of aging.

Okay. Normal people. Yeah, normal people. Right, okay, so you're aging very slowly you're 22 years old People are like, God, he's young And who's your partner? Celine Dion

At her age at 17? She's in the same age as me Oh, are you sure? No, are you sure? We're both young. No, but Celine Dion's not in the tank. No, but yeah, but no, are you allowed to warp other people's reality too?

Of course, I took Megan Fox. Yeah, but I took Megan Fox as Megan Fox. Oh, yeah, true. No, but you can know. You're manipulating other people and there You can do whatever you want. It's not like there they're sucked into the tank with you. So you're in like,

a dreamland where you can just... Anything goes. So, wait, Selene could have three tits then. Yeah. I've got a snail tits. That's why Meg, like, literally I could say... But I thought you're altering your reality. I could say everybody walks around on their

fucking hands instead of their feet. Like, it could be any, though. Okay, I'm writing that down. No, I don't want that. Too late. Too late. Too late. No, that's not the rules. Salend Dion.

How many tithes? How many tips do Celendion have? Two. Two tips. But she hasn't got stiff person syndrome. She's healthy as well. Not stiff person. Okay. And what about your child?

Get rid of him? Yeah, fuck him. Yeah, I don't want kids. No, but I genuinely, I think I've got kids and I love it. But I think I want a different life. Okay, okay. So you're with Celine Dion. Everyone's walking around in their hands.

You've got no kids. You've got your current teeth, but you're 22. What do you do for a living? Are you a touring duo? You and Celine singing together? Yeah, because I was leaning towards Formula One, Now I'm with Celine Dion. I want to sort of be a power couple.

So I think her, she's got her own career, like she does now. She's like, like, megastar. Yeah. But I'm also mega star as well. For singing? For singing. Yeah, I'm a singer. But we, I'm more...

Mega star. I'm in a band. And a band? And a band? And what's the band's name? Is it a pop band? Is it a rock band? Like, think Metallica, but more mainstream.

Okay. And what's the name of the band? If it's, if you want to be, Metallica, is it like iron? No, don't put ideas in my head yet. Meg's only got a certain amount of time to finish creating epithola. You're five. Conica. Conica. Four, three. Quick. Two, give a name. Or we're going to get a

default name? One. Fuck. Damn it. Now I'm going to do band name generator. No. That's part of it. Dad. Dan. Did you say queef? No. You see quefe? The killer cats. The killer cats.

You should have gone with the generator band name. I was going to say Queef Factory, but that's... We heard NEPA through the fucking... We've got a listener. Okay, the killer cats with a K or a C? Two Ks. Two K. Oh, no.

How many? Two K's. That's right. Don't throw an extra one in there. The killer cats club? Okay. Killer Clads club is what? The killer cats club.

No, just the killer cat. Put that bow for the ball. You don't want to abbreviate it. Big fans called the killer clowns club. That's a worry. And your dream life. Is cats with a S or a Z? Also, Meg, he keeps saying killer clats.

So you need to write it down like that. Not killer cats. He keeps saying killer clats club. There's actually, there's... Whatever he says, I'm so sorry. Whatever he says, I'm the person to make sure Meg's writing it down exactly as you say. Order. Sorry, there has been an alert that's popped up on my screen.

You can't have anything that is racist. So we are going to go to the bad generator. Thank you because we can't have the killer cats club. But the thing is, people, it doesn't matter what you put, even if it's cringe. I'm a world-class singer So the name is, please, Assistant Clint Turning Princesses

I prefer the Killer Cats Club There was an alarm that came up To be fair, it is annoying It is annoying to say the Killer Cats Clown Turning Princesses So you're part of that band And whereabouts do you live In New Zealand still?

Either that or do you want to generate one more time No Okay, it's stuck? Oh, give me one more off I can choose between the princesses of the lot The princesses is done. No, you don't get to choose. It's in the bin now, and the next one is...

Liquorish Kids. Fuck. Oh, it sounds like you're looking kids. Lickrish kids. Yeah, but I'm 22, so it won't be as for a... Lick... Lick rich kids. Is that what it is?

Yeah, sure. No! Lick Rich kids, Tim. Lick rich kids is not... Lick rich kids. Okay. Right, that's your bad. And we live in...

Yeah. I want to say, like, next to Lake Geneva and Switzerland. Lake Geneva. That's nice. That's nice. It's a nice. It's a nice. It's a nice.

It's a nice. Okay. What about your personality? What would you change about that? I have set aside a decent amount of time for this. Okay. I think I'm very much similar to what I am now, but just like people are like, what is it about him? Oh, you're mysterious too.

We all want to be mysterious. And I talk differently. I talk very differently because you know how like people, you know, people that have got a lot of... Like a deep voice? Yeah, much deeper. And I think I talk, like, I move my mouth less. Like, I'm less animated. You're kind of like mumble.

Yeah, I'm less animated when I talk. So you want stiff person syndrome too? No, no, no, no, you know what I mean? Like, say Johnny, when you see Johnny Depp interviewed. Yeah. And you go, oh, I'm so in the mouth. Mysterious, you're brooding. I'm brooding.

I'm brooding. I'm brooding. Interesting. Okay, at 22. Okay. So I still talk like, like I'm like, and maybe I have, oh, can I have a toothpick out of my mouth? You know, I don't always have a toothpick. A toothpick.

Slag thinks he's Nelly from the early 2000. This is Jackson Pump over here, so don't worry about it. I'm not listening to Jackson Pump. Oh yeah, what's your name? I know you've got a band name. What's your first and last name? The lead center of lick rich kids. I can't believe we've got to lick rich kids after you could add any band you want to.

That's so you. Yeah, okay. What's your first and last name? Quick. We're running our time again. Tained. Tained. Tained.

Tained. Taint. Taint. Taint. Taint. Taint. Taint. Taint.

Taint. Taint. Taint. Taint. Taint. Taint! Taint! Sorry.

Taint! Sorry, it auto-corrected when Meg put it in the file. We can't. Unfortunately, the system, it's new. It doesn't allow us to go back. I mean, Taint. Tain. Tain and then Tee for the last second name.

So Tane, like Tain Randall, the all black. Taint Tate. So his name is Tain and his last name is T. Sorry, he's taint. It is Tate. So Taint Taint. So Taint Taint. Taint-Ite-Tileman.

Taint-Illoman. Taint-Illoman. Tane-Tilliman. That sucks, bro. Honestly. I'm fucking sad. And it is bad. I'm so sorry.

I can't let me. I'm not. Tain-Tileman. Tain-Tileman. The lead singer of lick rich kids. Fass man, you made this life up, bro. You could have been anything. And you're having sex as a senior citizen.

No, she's in her 20s. No. Same. You look at Celendi on, Google Photos of Selendia in her 20s, she's hot. Okay, and a few more questions if that's okay, sir, just to make sure I've got everything. Yeah, I want to, I want to, I want to be. How do you change your looks? I'm much more, like, tort, like much more...

Tort? I'm very... Taught? You know, like, quite slim. Slim? Muscular, but not too musly. Oh, yes. So I've got, like, washboard abs.

But you look at me and you go, God, he looks after himself. He drinks a lot of water. Oh, can I show you a picture of? My friend, he's a great bod. Okay. And see if this is like where you would have wanted to go. Tain Tilliman. Wait, so...

I actually kind of like Tain Toulam. You want to be slightly taut. Tort means tightly stretched. So is Dan... You know, and Migg... And his face is really... tightly stretched. Why are you here?

I'm... I work for the company. I make sure... You're called bloody... What's his name? No, Mick, unfortunately, is new to the company, so I'm overseeing her. Meg is like a trainee at the moment,

and I'm making sure she's doing this stuff. Well, you are... Honestly, you are... You should not be training people. You're a negative, fucking... He wants to be taught. So make sure he's tightly straight on the face. He's got the photo I want to look like.

Yeah, I've got a photo. He's got like really nice abs. Really nice body. And I don't want to have to work for them. They're just there. I'm just got one of those bodies. Okay, body. And what about tattoos or anything?

Yeah, because I wouldn't get tattoos now. Like full, like there's a snake that starts at the top and comes out. Starts at your forehead and comes like your ass. That's what, yep, put it down. Sorry, mate, we can't go back. He's a licorice kids, and he's got a snake that starts his full-he and you go down, and when he opens his ass-checks, it's popping out. Honestly, God, you need to be in prison.

No, but that would fit in with my rock star image, wouldn't it? I love how she's writing these down like it's an actual fucking aboption. Right. Yes, I've got a snake, and I've also got, like, on the back, I've got a serpent fighting a, like, something, like a serpent on one side, and it's fighting a... then we said in a clinton a big like oversized cockroach

like a massive cock sorry you dropped out there on the phone right at the end you want your snake resting a giant cock alright finding an oversized cock a big vainy cock and it's like snake versus cock and they're all intertwined

a cockroach oh roach sorry we can't go back we're waiting on the new up there we need to fix the fine lines we're gonna get it I'm in the fucking office. Jesus. Okay.

You need to stop doing these over the phone. This call is being recorded for training purposes. Well, okay, I want to have it said on record. Your phone life sucks. Skin colour. Black. You have to be, because if you're going to be massive and you're cool enough puff,

like snake wrestling a cock. Yeah. I look like, I guess, like Jason DeRullo. Oh, Jason DeRuello. Sort of like that, but not like with my face on Jason DeRollos. Oh, Jesus. Okay. Now I'm trying to fix that. He's fucked up. He walks around looking like he's being photoshopped. I think blue eyes would look nice. So I think I've still, I'm Jason DeRollo's body.

Okay, here, Jason DeRollo's body and skin tone. Yeah, and skin. With my face. Your white face and blue eyes. Don't even go out in public shirtless. I think it's a real throbial. No, my face is the same color as the rest of his skin. He's going to be, idiot. What is this fucking guy?

He seems like the training. I'm the idiot. You're the lead singer of Lick Rich kids. Yeah, that is a shame. I think we're going to get flagged soon again in the system, honestly, with this little life. Right. Daniel, sorry, no, Taine Tillerman, anything else you would like to add to your life that I've missed out on? Oh, what did your house look like?

We live, okay, so our house is on the side of a cliff. It's built, you know, it's one of those ones that's built into... Have you got insurance? Up to the yin-yang. Yep. With insurance. Like you could not insure it more. Cool because I've seen news articles about your house.

It's a worry. It's a slip hazard. Days away from, yeah. No, but the thing is that as you build it in, it's not a slip hazard. Slips don't exist. Slips don't exist. It's just not a thing. We're just changing that for the whole world now.

Yeah, no one's ever thought of slips in my life. So does that mean that there's no rain? We're not going to have any oat. No, rain just doesn't do erode anything. It doesn't erode anything. It doesn't erode anything. Well, then it can't get through the soil to create the plants. Are you fucking catching what he's going?

I'm just a bit of I came in here I'm spending millions of dollars and all you're giving me is lip service both here so it's like a barren

desert that you live in yes you sold this as you could build anything into it yeah okay aren't people walking around

on their hands and this is what you're questioning yeah people still walking on the hands instead of high insurance

no rain exclamation mark right so on the side of a cliff and it's like really beautiful like readers digest

beautiful no what's the um Reader's digest beautiful no so that's No, architectural digest.

No, we don't have the new update. We can't go back. Digest. So, ooh, it made centrefold for readers digest? Oh, fuck, we'll take it. But I do mean architectural digest. And how big is your penis? I think not too big.

Like, just average. I don't think Celine... So does that mean the size that you have now or bigger? But bigger. How much bigger? Just to get to average. Yeah. How much bigger?

Double it I don't want to get to specifics Bigger to average Bigger to average Okay that's fine Guy Sebastian and his wife are on the cover of Reader's digest at the moment

Is that bad? Okay, oh I'm happy with that thing Okay, what about your friends? I've got lots of friends Like I'm really popular Really popular Super popular In fact I'd rather just keep the friends

that I've got Like, but have just add a few more So it's not like So I've still got Chris I've still got baddie Um Oh and then I just sort of

How many more do you want? Because you said heaps of friends That's only two. I can think two more. If you have heaps of friends, I think you need double digits. I don't think you're trying to fucking sell me down the bloody Nile.

Yeah? I can walk on my feet. Not many people can do that. Sure. It's pretty powerful. I can do that actually. Everyone does that Clint, so in this world. Okay, I'll have you two then.

But you're much more positive in this world. More positive. Everybody's like, I'm all my friends are that kind of person. and they're just like they, they pander to me. So when they come over, I'm like, they're like, oh, damn, we love you so much. You're so funny. Your name's Taint.

Taint. Oh, my God. Have you seen Taint's new tattoo? He's got this beautiful phallic penis. It's just so beautiful, and it wrapped around this cobra, and you don't know which one's going to devout. Oh, God, Tamp. That's exactly right. Thank you, Clint.

That's really good. And yeah, you go into his lick Rich Kids gig tomorrow night. Yeah, my favorite song is, I won't tell if you want. Yeah, yeah. God, it's awful. Honestly, you guys have made up half of this. I'm going to go back to through it because we're going to end this horrible podcast. Here we go.

Daniel, your dream life, you're 22, you don't age, but you... Well, you age slowly. Three years takes one year. You have your current teeth. You're married to Celine Dion. She doesn't have stiff person syndrome. Everybody walks on their hands. You haven't got any kids.

You're the lead singer of lick-rich kids. You live in Lake Geneva. You're mysterious brooding with a deep voice. You look like Justin Darula. but with your face. Justin Darool in her. Can I say Jason Derulo? Sorry, we can't go back.

She's typed that in wrong. That's unfortunate. Jason DeRullo is from us. I'm fucking Austin, Texas. I'm so sorry. He's just a guy that works at a pub. Meg is a trainee, and there are a girl. You signed the terms of conditions.

I'm sorry, you guys. I am sorry. Your name is Tane Tilleman. You always have a toothpick hanging out of your mouth. Not always. Just every, like, we're going to do. That's going to be annoying. Black body, white face.

Black body, white face. Especially have a walk around my fucking hand. You've got a serpent fighting a giant cock on your back and a snake that comes out your ass. Jeez, your life sucks, bro. You live on the side of a cliff. You've got high insurance but no rain. You're in the middle of Reader's Digest.

Your penis is slightly larger than it is now, so it makes it about average, and you are super popular. Your life's so shit. I don't know anyone that would play this game and end up with a worst avatar than yours. No one is choosing you. in any game. Yeah, but it's because you guys

completely took everything away from me by mishearing stuff. Can I veto one thing? Go ahead. One thing. Hands on the, like, we walk normally. Oh my God, he didn't change the licorich kids. Take away the bad name. All right, that'll do it.

That's your veto. Overe thinkers.