The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS Linda, Sven, and Mike Hosking...

Episode Date: March 3, 2026

This is a podcast from Rover. Dumb chat, bad decisions, zero shame. If that sounds like your vibe, you're in the right place. This is Clint Meg and Dan's only fans. Podcast that is. Despite what the imaging might have just said, welcome to the Overthinkers podcast with your host, Clint Meg and Dan. I'm here.

I think it's still saying Only fans. Anyway, it's a slow change out. It's like the opposite of when a character on like Home and Away or Shulton Street just gets axed and they're replaced them with someone who looks nothing like them and just start calling them the same name. And you're like, whoa, what is going on? And who is that? Oh, it's like when I first started at the edge

and our boss then came and said, like 30 seconds before I went on here, your name's Megan, because I had just replaced Megan. And your real name's Sarah? Yes, now everyone knows. Yeah, now everybody, yeah, Sarah. I always call her Sarah when the mics are off. Yeah, thank you for that because it does make me feel more connected.

Yes, yes, good on you, Sarah. She doesn't look like a Sarah. No, I always wanted to be Tamara, Tammy. You're more of a time. You're more of a tomorrow than her Sarah. Tomorrow green. That was my, like, Alias.

You're very much Meg energy for me. Really? Yeah, but it's because I know you as a Meg. Yeah, you know me as me. You know. You're a fucking Dan. She could be Tamara, I reckon. If you got put in, what do they call it?

Chloe. You know, if you get... If you witness, like, a heinous crime, witness protection. And that you become Tamara. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. Tomorrow.

And you'd probably, where would you live? If you're in witness protection, What would your new life look like That's completely different to your current one I reckon you could be a flow No I would live in Florence Oh right I think you could be like a flow energy Like I look at you and I go oh yeah

Flow Keep you a light What's fucking wrong You're pathetic That's nothing I wasn't thinking anything What energy This is an interesting sort of little thing to go down

What energy do you think Clint is Oh Clint Clint Um, Ben. No, I think he's like a, like a Patty or Patrick or... Not Ben, definitely. I can see Ben. I can see Ben.

I can see Ben. What else could I say? Gunther. Um, Ben or... Neepie you just said gay in my ear. That's not a name. Unless you're a woman. Gaylene.

Definitely not a Mike. Mike is too manly for you. Yeah, I could... If you said your name was Ben, I'd believe it. Mike, I wouldn't. Sorry, we... I think something, Mateo, or Marcus. Don't hate that.

Mateo. Yeah, Mateo. He gives me Mateo, you know. I'm just, I think... Are we back? What's happening? Dan, I think Dan's probably like an Alison. Or...

Oh, here he goes. He's going to go, because he looks like a lesbian. Are you doing top twins gag? Because I'm in. Or like a Lindsay? You know, you get some guys called it. Or Shannon? It could be like a Shannon.

What are you saying? I just look like a woman. Is that what you're saying? Alan? He's giving you, like, women names. Alan's a great shot from producer Neps. Alan DeGeneres. Well, I don't know.

You can spell it with an A or an Ebro. It's your name. What's in your jar, Meg? Come on, let's see what the country's getting eliminated. Thank you for moving this along, Leslie. Good job. All right, Meg. Lithuania.

Yes, how many? One. Five. All bots. No, they're not. No, all be bots. They're not all bots. How do the bots find the podcast and follow it?

And listen to it. How do bots find anything? They're all bots. It's not a box. It's not a bot. It's not a bot. I think of Lithuania has got a high bot to human count anyway I think there's more bots than humans in Lithuania

That's not right Well they're out Lithuania is out I've had people from Aussie message me as well Which is awesome but yeah let me know if you're from some Scotland I had a woman from Scotland message yesterday So if you are from somewhere that Dan would say is a bot Please let me know you're a not bot I love this Scottish accent

It's just like so hearty Yeah Oh, she's a Kiwi living in Scotland. Isn't her Catherine? Maybe. I was going to say that could be my wife's friend. I don't know if she does our podcast.

But she's living in Scotland. Here's for a few years. We got talking a little bit today about the blood moon that occurred last night about midnight New Zealand time went through to what, 2am, 3 a.m. this morning. Yeah, it was all done. Didn't we? Yeah.

Now, I have always been of the ilk that a blood moon is a very common occurrence. They always go, oh, it's very rare. You never see a blood moon? every two and a half years so we've figured that out this morning that a blood moon does occur every two and a half years apparently a lunar event which we can count the blood moon as

an eclipse any type of lunar event there's usually one every year and so that's why we go fuck whenever they say there's this blood moon it's happening there's always something happening with the moon but they're doing different things

so sometimes the moon will go black sometimes it goes red it's a partial eclipse sometimes It's a full eclipse, sometimes it's lunar, sometimes, yeah, you're right. So there's a lot of different lunar events, and I think that's why when we see these things on the news and it's like, you go out and look at the moon tonight, you're like, fuck, didn't I do this last year? Because you fucking did. Can I be honest?

I don't really want to hear Dan's opinion on Blood Moon's, but there is somebody that I would like to get the opinion of. Oh, yeah. Linda. Why can't Linda come back? She was in on the show today. Yeah, I know. We didn't get to talk about. She sent me an email, and she was livid. She was like, I came all the way in.

And for fucking 90 seconds, she said in quotes. Never again, in quotes. And I said to her email out of interest. I'd love to hear what her email is. Linda loves men at hotmail.com. Brilliant. Fuck, that's original. 69 at hotmail.com.

Linda loves men. Is that her professional? Well, you can ask her about it. You can ask her about it. Because here she is right this second. Oh, she is still hanging around. Linda. I got your email.

And I did promise you that, yeah, we might be able to do something on the pod. Hello, darling. Hey. Linda. Sorry, you were angry this morning. Yeah, Linda loves me at Hotmail.com. Yes. I'm on my luteal phase at the moment,

so I'm getting a bit grumpy. Oh, right. Yeah, luteal phase is not good, Liz. Yes, yes. Does that the week before the period? Oh, but I've long dried up down there, darling. Well, then you don't get your luteal phase anymore if you've been through metaphors. You can still get him?

No. Oh, can you? Yes, I do. Well, Linda would know. She's the older woman. I don't think that's the case. Don't tell me something I don't have. because I do have it, alright?

Well, Linda, I'm pretty sure. Are you women explaining menstrual cycles still down? To all that's still having them. Thank you very much. You can't, you don't. I mean, I'm guessing you've been through menopause, have you not? Yes, and I can tell you, take a look down there. I've got four tampons up and still bleeding.

Well, then you haven't been through menopause, Linda. Dahl. Maybe. You need to use a cup if you're up to four. There's a true linda that women can experience periods in very different ways. Very different ways. And there's no two women of the same. You can ask me.

I've always said this. Women are like fingerprints. that's it that's it they're no two are the same and it's true it's true there's a lot of them right

there's also a lot of commonalities between women like when you go through menopause you don't have luteal phases anymore you don't but it sounds like no no no Linda doesn't either Clint because are you a doctor Meg

I'm a woman I'm a woman I asked you a doctor yes or no then shut the fuck up next question down oh Linda I told you she's angry it's the ludial face

I'm on my luteal yeah we know we'll catch you some slight Make any more questions for her? Yeah, go on. Who are you talking to? Who are you talking to? I thought she's the woman that's answered

that's interviewing me. Linda. Yeah. Menopause. Yes. Your favourite hack for people going through it? I think, you know, in all seriousness, I think you've just got to give yourself the time.

You know, I went through menopause many, many years ago, but I'm still experiencing Luziolian. It doesn't make any sense. Is it kind of like, if I can not speak for you, Linda? But you know like when people like lose an arm or a leg And then they still get that phantom pain In their leg that doesn't exist anymore Because it's been there for so long

Yes and I've just been so you know I've been around many many moons so to speak I know we're talking about moons this morning But I will say you know just give yourself the time And no no menopause is the same Oh really? Yes You know on the moon

What is the craziest thing you've heard somebody do During a solar or lunar eclipse On a full moon? I killed my second husband on a lunar eclipse because he was pissing me off and I was on my luteeal. Right.

As the statute of legislation passed? They don't know about that, obviously. Well, Linda, you know this is a podcast that goes out there. Right, but it's one of those ones that no one's listened to. Is that I say legislations? Limitations? Yeah. I'm not sure what I did.

I did be a locker from you. Sorry, I know he gets all funny around you, Linda, because you're ex, you know. A whole woman, I just get flustered. Clint and I did spend a night together, remember, where I couldn't work, walk for seven days after seem it very unflustered. He reignited my luteal phase.

Not around me. You two, done with your flirting? Yes, yes. It's impossible to not flirt. How do you do it, Megan? I don't understand how you can just be in the same room with this man and not just get as moist as YWedda.

YWedda's actually pretty dry at the moment. I think they've filled most of the pools with concrete. Right, okay. It's like an abandoned water park and has been for many decades now. Yes. Keep hearing billionaires are going to buy it and do it up. Relationship advice, Linda. Maybe you can give me some of that.

I think with the relationships. Oh, no, no, I have a specific question. Right. Okay. Don't just need advice on my open, on my... Fire away, my beautiful darling. Okay, my husband just sent me a text message that just says,

Megan Fox and then shocked face emoji because she's just uploaded some semi-nude photos. Yes. What would you reply to that? I would say, what you want to, reply to him? Yeah. I'd say to you

to tell him to get stuffed. So I'd just reply, get stuffed? Yeah, well, I would say it in a much better words. I'd say, you know what, Guy, you've got the perfect woman right here. The most beautiful piece of ass I've ever seen. Okay, you should ever see.

And just say to him, you know what? There's a lot of this to go around, darling. What do you mean there's a lot of this? There's a lot of you. What do you mean there's a lot of me? What do you mean there's a lot of me, Linda? Just like I'm saying. What does that mean?

There's a beautiful body. big. Why are you saying there's a lot of the body? I think there's not much body. It's all there. There's not much body at all, actually. Do you mean there's enough to go around? Yes. There's enough for a lot of men. But that would only be a little amount if there's only enough for one man.

Thanks for helping me out there, Clinton. I'm just, I'm trying. Just say there's a little body going around. Yeah, okay. That sounds more like, I don't want to make it out that I'm like childlike. Right, well, just say you're a big. I don't want to say big.

Okay. Well, then say you're a medium. You're a medium. Saying medium body sounds like his ruddy is trying to make excuses. I've got a medium body to go around. It's not as sexy. Not really, Linda. Whereas you say, you can have all of this.

How many hours am I putting for all? Four. Four hours. All of this. No, I think you need five or six or it looks like an awful spelling mistake. Four's not enough. Yes. Anyway, just say, you know what?

Megan Fox is way out of his league. And you know what? I think she's a bit vanilla looking. She's too perfect. Whereas you have got your flaws. Again, Linda. Fucky, out. What do you mean? Oh, so sometimes it's kind of like that Japanese pottery.

I'll have to Google in the name. Consubi or something is that. Yeah, it's worth more because of the imperfections, because then no pottery is the same as the previous one created. If I wanted a perfect pot, I'd buy it from the warehouse. But instead, I'm going to, you know, this thing. What specific flaws do you think I have, Linda? Oh, yeah.

Oh, I think everybody has their floors, Megan. Yeah, I know, but what a mix? What specific flaws? Stand up and I'd turn to do a 12. I'm going at. Shit, where do I start? So, I would say you've got a beautiful face, beautiful, gorgeous face. I think you've got it.

Yep. But... Be careful here, Linda. I'm still here, by the way. Yeah, Dan's being very quiet. You've been very quiet, though, Dad. Do another one. Sounds like you're buying yourself a time.

I think you're gorgeous in every way. I think... Yeah, but you said there were floors. It's floors. specific flaws. There's such thing as being too perfect. You're not that.

But I will say I don't, I'm not a dimple person. I have dimples, yeah. So you have dimples in there and I'm not a fan. I also hear Meg's Big toe isn't actually her big toe.

It's a second big toe. I couldn't see her toe, Clinton. Oh bunions. There we go. Sad thank you, Clint. Thanks for saving there, Clinton. No, you're not perfect. I think I actually have that too, Meg, where if I actually measure them, I get a feeling sometimes my big toe isn't the biggest toe.

Sometimes it's the second base. I don't have that. She's only got one bunion. Neither. I actually think, you know what, Meg, in all seriousness, there's not much to flaw about you. You're very, very flawless in every way. Your face is one of the most perfect faces I've ever seen. I mean, I have been in before when you've had a little bit of a chin hair.

But you've got rid of those, haven't you? In front of us sometimes? I don't think so. There's a bit of a patch going on. Have you? I can't see them from here. I've got my glasses on. Yes.

But I mean, apart from that, she's very gorgeous. Very gorgeous woman. Clinton, I could name a few floors about you, my darling, but I won't. Thanks. Thanks, thank you. Oh, no, they're still there. Oh, my God, it makes just going around to Linda with the torchlight on her fun. Jesus Christ, you need to show me.

Those are all very long, aren't they? Yeah, well, you know what? That's what happens, as you would know, Linda. Are you growing in the mouth? What, fuck, no, fuck off. It's hormone changes after you get burnt. Very normal. And I bet if you should.

shave them, knowing what I've done, if you shave them, they come back thicker. It's like my pubic hair. I just stopped shaving it in the end. You actually do have a lot of stumble at the moment. You do have quite a bit of stumbles. I don't know why you're judging me. Well past the five o'clock shadow. Three years. I've just stopped doing it, to be honest, getting rid of it. It's just too much of it.

It's a full-time job now. You know, and the problem was, I shaved it once. Never. Never do that. Never the same. Never the same. Always wax. Yes. Well, you do. I know that. I've seen everything of yours. Dan wax once. I went and watched them. He cried like a baby. Did he? I did he? I did not I did not. I was there.

And I thought I was very brave. I don't think you even got a proper wax. Did you just get a little bit off your thigh or something? Just off the legs. Just off the legs. Well, they've grown back now, big boy. I've had a back sack and crack wax and it is horrific. I was like never again.

It was unbelievably trying to like tighten the skin on your ball bag so that they can actually pull it and it doesn't just take the balls with it. Is that? Not fun. Was that for radio though? Did you do that for radio? Thanks Linda, by the way. Thanks for coming in.

Oh, no, you can hang around. Have you want, Linda stay, please. Yeah. It was, it was for radio. Yeah. I don't think it was on the edge, though. I think it was on mine. Nobody should have to get a wax if they don't want to.

Yeah, right. But it was, what was it, 10 years ago, times were unfortunately different. Linda, get out. Get out. Go on. Okay, I'll go. No, she goes. She's gone.

She listens to me. Is she out there with you guys? Yeah, she's out here. Do you want me to bring her back in? Oh, for goodness sake. Just get it. Thanks, Carl. I don't want to leave you enough seat.

Thanks. There we go. I'm back again. It's my favorite thing watching Jane keep all the balls in here. I'll keep your balls in there, big boy. Just put them in my mouth, darling. Okay, back to the producer with you.

Nauty girl. Bye. Does she bang out there with you guys? She's a naughty girl. Yeah, it's crazy. Mike Hosking's out here. Sven's out here, too. for someone.

Michael Cain, I saw him as well, Michael Cain. I'm done. I'm done. What do you mean you're done, Dan? I'm done. Then you can leave and we'll get Michael Cain in here. There's too many people. If anything, you've just been sitting here saying,

fuck all the whole podcast. Meg and I and Linda being carrying it. I can't get a word in. Michael Cain, come on him. Oh, there he is. He's got a bit of a cold. He's under the weather. And you go, Michael.

Get in there, mate. Batman. I love everybody. Why do you always say Batman before he say anything? I just to get into character. Character. What do you have? me?

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors on. Is that not your real voice? Only one. I've come all the way from Britain. I'm very, very old. I'm a 98 years old. Michael, actually, I'm very excited to see you because we were talking about interstellar on the show the other day of the movie. And I'd never seen it and I watched it and I thought

you're brilliant in it despite the fact, spoiler that your character is a bit of a dick. Yes, of course. A little known fact about that, Clinton. I'm a fucking. in real life too, all right? Oh, Linda, she wants to meet Michael Cain. Oh, look at her.

Dan doesn't look like he wants. Linda, the meet her. Michael Cain, hello, darling. How are you, darling? I've always loved all your films. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Anne. At the very water coming for you, Linda.

Oh, I've always dreamt about having sex. Oh, with Michael. You may, actually, you know what, Michael Cain and Linda, you may have sex right now. Now, I'll allow it for the podcast. Off you go. Or at least talk dirty to each other. Yeah, go on.

A bit of fault. Michael, I've taken my dress off. Is you? Okay. I'm not wearing any knickers. I can see that. This is your chance, Linda. We're only got a few minutes with Michael.

Now let me lift my boobs up so you can see my peach. Holy bloody hell. You're already... Any more? I've been working for Batman for many years. I've never seen anything like that. What a mess. All right, Michael.

That's not nice, Michael. It's not nice at all. It's not nice at all, actually. You know what, Michael, you can leave. Oh, thank God for that. See you later. All right, Mike. It's great to meet you.

And Linda, thanks for your time. See you later, guys. Good to be here. I'll put my dress back on. What do you mean by a mess there? I don't know. Don't ignore him. Ignore him, Linda.

Don't listen. guys. We'll catch you next time. That's a hell of a need it, Clint. What is said. It's normally what has heard. See you guys. Bye.