The Edge Breakfast - OVERTHINKERS lucys in trouble...

Episode Date: July 30, 2026

We ended up in absolute shambles after night-show host Lucy dropped by the studio and left behind the most stomach-churning "gift" on Meg’s desk. Things spiraled out of control so fast that we e...nded up calling Dan’s mum live on air for a deeply uncomfortable "Would You Rather" scenario, and let’s just say her answer left all of us completely speechless. You are not ready for how gross and absurd this gets.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a podcast from Rover. This is the Overthinkers podcast. Welcome, called Megan Day. We do a radio show. And then after that, we still have things to say, so we do a podcast. Oh, yes, yes, yes. All very outspoken, aren't we? And there's things that are a little bit frosty in the studio at the moment.
Starting point is 00:00:17 Oh, well, we have somebody coming in. Oh, no. Here she is. Now, let's see, I've had a message from somebody saying that I need to get you in the studio. Oh, I think I know what this is from. I think I know who dogged me in. So Lucy is the host of the night show on the edge, which is the, uh, do you guys do a podcast? No, we don't.
Starting point is 00:00:38 No, you should get into podcasting. It's the way of the future. And Lucy is the last show and she sits in the same seat as me, the last show at nighttime, and I am the first show in the morning. And I came to my lovely little spot on the desk, we little shear it, and we changed out our mic socks. Mine says me, who says Lucy. Yep.
Starting point is 00:00:53 And Long beho, she left me a little gift because just in front of me, there was a chewed up water of gum, stuck to the desk. I had paper around it, no? Well, Meg went and picked it up thinking it was rubbish, and she picked up the rubber, she squeezed it. It stuck to the desk and made this big long pool. Disgusting! That's like taking a dump inside, and you go, well, I threw a towel over the top.
Starting point is 00:01:13 This is my way of nicely telling you that there's some gum there for you because you need it. Oh, thank you. So much. Yeah, it was actually, it was some love from me. You're welcome. That's a funny way of showing love. Well, everyone shows love differently, Dan, so I guess my way isn't conventional, but I won't do that in the future if I'm traumatized. Yeah, that was a little traumatising somebody
Starting point is 00:01:31 with health anxiety sent a lot of gum just like stuck to the tears. Your love language. Did you forget it? Is that what happened? Yeah, I forget it, I forgot to put it back in. Yeah, yeah, okay. I take it out during, like, between breaks and then sometimes, Ollie actually... Just what you put your gum in it! No, no, no, no! No, no!
Starting point is 00:01:47 Olly came over and actually picked up and put it in his mouth thinking that it was, it wasn't in a picture. God, you guys are really close, aren't you? Yeah. I love Meg, and we've worked together a long time, but I ain't chewing gum that's been in her mouth. There's a fast for everything. Wow. I'm glad I've got that sort of thing.
Starting point is 00:02:05 Yeah, thanks that. No worries guys. I see you later. Keep it up. Not the gum stuff. What is the level of closeness actually that we are then? If Lucy and Ollie are like chewing gum close? I'll chew your gum.
Starting point is 00:02:15 Would you? That wouldn't bother me for some reason. I think Meg has chewed my gum before. I think we've talked about this before and she put it in her mouth and chewed it. Which is really weird because I've got health anxiety because then I'll have a panic attack after that because... As soon as I say like, what have I done? What have I done? What about?
Starting point is 00:02:29 What about is this more gross or? less gross. Brushing your teeth with someone else's too... Disgusting. Couldn't do it with my husband. No, that is disgusting. And people that do it and they're like, we're just,
Starting point is 00:02:39 we're partners, we should share everything else. You are scum. Disgusting. You're rubbing off tartar and like build up from their teeth. I think I have done it once because we only had one toothbrush, but that was we never again we've done it. Some things just should be left to each other. I thought gum going up inside your teeth and then back out and all over your
Starting point is 00:02:56 all through your mouth for like 20 minutes is way worse than a toothbrush. They're both disgusting. has toothpaste. Yucky, yucky. I would not share a toothbrush or yours. You're the type of person that would go number two's in front of your partner while she's in the shower or something, aren't you? Oh, she hates that. She's like, I literally will sit down and then she's like, oh, I can hear her like just, she's just not happy. Well, fair enough.
Starting point is 00:03:18 And I'm like, well, I've got to go and I like the view. No. Oh, God, honestly, you would be, I couldn't live with you. Yeah, it's like going toilet, something you need to do with if that's why people take their phones. to the bathroom. Give something to do something to look at. I got told off by somebody
Starting point is 00:03:34 once. Leah Parniper, if you remember her. At the old building. Better living, everyone. Yeah, a bit of bed living and we're at the old building years ago now.
Starting point is 00:03:41 So kind of before the phones were attached to our wrists, I came out of the bathroom. She was washing her hands and I was holding my phone. She goes, did you just take your phone into the toilet?
Starting point is 00:03:52 That's fucking disgusting. Yeah, along with 99% of the rest of the world. I know, I felt so embarrassed. She's like, here's an idea. Wrap some glad wrap around it. But it's kind of. It's so true, though.
Starting point is 00:04:01 It's like we're sitting there. It is disgusting. Is it not? It is disgusting. I mean, I think phones are the most germy thing you can have. Because people don't wash their hands. You know, I was at the mall the other day, and there was this man came in, and I was washing my hands at the thing. And he came out of the cubicle and walked straight out.
Starting point is 00:04:19 No washing hands. That's so gross. Yeah. Hey, I got a Would You Rather from Mr. Beast. What would you do in this scenario? I thought it was a rather good one. The best would you rather is when you go, I actually, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Okay. Would you rather stop ageing for 100 years or receive $1 billion right now? Receive $1 billion. What a stupid question? Absolutely idiotic question. It's a privilege to age. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:04:45 No, but then it means like if you're in your peak. I've just been broke for 100 years, no thanks. No, but it means like, wow. Oh, Clint's like to look at his peakness. Dad, me and you don't know your show. If you live forever for 100 years, you'd be, you'd have to go through, everyone dying around you. That's true. Your kids will die. You have to bury your children.
Starting point is 00:05:04 He's just sitting there going, yeah, but I'm hot now and I don't want to get ugly. That's what he's thinking like that. That's the most nascent. For a billion dollars. What about a million? I would still know. If you came up to me and said you want to live for 100 years more and you won't age, I would say no.
Starting point is 00:05:19 I don't want to age with my wife and live a normal life with my wife. I don't want to see her die. Think about it though. If she does die in say 50 years you still have another 50 years at your age so you could remarry twice Get a new model twice
Starting point is 00:05:38 Now but then Hannah starts getting old Getting you model No because I think Hannah would start Getting old and then on my age Like having sex with an 80 year old No I'd start I'd be like Oh God no you're yuck now Whereas if I'm old
Starting point is 00:05:51 What is wrong with both of you? What do you mean You're yuck now as your beautiful wife ages 80? Because I haven't aged either So I'm still like Yeah but you're still 80 on the inside you gross pervert. Yeah, you dick. Fuck you're disgusting, Dan.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Shut up, Clint. All right, guess the part. Get it down. You shouldn't have brought that. It's such a stupid. At the start he was like, it's like Sophie's Choice, one of the hardest questions ever.
Starting point is 00:06:13 It's the shittest question. Actually, the best, would you rather that I've ever heard, it's very tricky. Dan, would you rather have sex with your mum and no one know or not have sex with your mum, but everyone that you meet thinks you do?
Starting point is 00:06:26 I've heard this one with a goat. Yeah. But let's do it with your mum. With my mum. So wait, so I could have sex with my mum, but no one knows. No one knows. Or not sex with your mum, but everyone thinks you did. Like, fact.
Starting point is 00:06:35 Imagine the opportunities you'd miss out about it. No, that's the guy had sex with his mum. And you didn't even. He's caught in his mum. Oh, God. I need to hear from the goat's mouth itself. I want to know what she'd want me to say. You can't say sex with your mum.
Starting point is 00:06:53 She's going to say everyone thinks it. She's at the shoe shop, so she might not answer. What? She's trying to buy a bearish shoes. When she's buying shoes, she never answer. is it fun? Your call has been forwarded to voice mail. Christine would choose to have sex with Clint.
Starting point is 00:07:06 Of course she would. She wouldn't even need a choice. She'd be like, oh. I think I'd have to go. Everyone thinks that. Yeah, surely. I couldn't go through with it. She's going back, what a treat.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Hi, Julie. Hi, Mom, it's just us. Hi, sorry. We've got a big question for you. Okay, maybe you could do it with her perspective for me. Okay, Julie, would you rather have sex with Dan, but nobody knows it or not have sex with Dan
Starting point is 00:07:33 but everybody thinks that you did. Oh definitely the first one. Have sex with Dan. Okay, fine, ma'am. I definitely don't want to have sex with Dan. Oh no, no, no. The first one was have sex with Dan. The second one was don't.
Starting point is 00:07:49 Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. She would have said the wrong answer. And then she wasn't listening to complete. I don't. Don't, my mum. I'm not. I've already.
Starting point is 00:07:59 edited this so it just ends with your mum's sake definitely the first one disgusting oh my gosh it's that a threat go sell some shit bye bye oh no honestly
Starting point is 00:08:16 the woman's a nightmare oh that really mad as she hot that back fun on you that back find out Meg's husband and gorgeous daughter is here honest to God
Starting point is 00:08:27 your daughter looks AI thank you it's just Miller the same question She looks like a cabbage patch doll. I don't know how you monetise it, but you need to. Like, should she be the huggy? Don't put that thing near a mouth guy because it's been near Carl's. She's very chatty.
Starting point is 00:08:42 That's why he put the mic. There's got to be a way to make some money. Like, do you sell her DNA? I don't know. That's my DNA. Oh, and guys. It's like just the perfect combination of DNA to create the cutest kid. Like, I honestly, I swear to God, I don't know anyone that makes better looking kids than you too.
Starting point is 00:08:59 Thank you so much. Shame to Dan. Yeah, well, no, fair enough. We all know. Well, the thing is, you've got a gorgeous little boy, but you've only done it once. Meg's done it twice. Yeah, and Clint hates boys, eh? Even his son's not a favorite.
Starting point is 00:09:13 No, I shouldn't say that. He likes little boys. Whatever, your mom wants to have sex with you. Okay, it's Friday, which means only one thing, done it? Yeah. I thought that'll leave you with hairy eyes. Guess the fart wants that's that's... smell.
Starting point is 00:09:32 A stinky mystery for us to one bell. Here we go. Guess the fuck. Ooh, I can feel the bubble. Okay, quickly. Going down the esophagus. Let's do it then.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Um, down your throat. Fucking out. Jesus Christ. Sorry, it's not, guess the burp. In test time. Okay. Okay. Nah, if he's feeling the bubble,
Starting point is 00:09:54 I think it's going to be like a... I feel it's going to be quick. Two, a double. Yeah. It's going to be quick. Okay, here we go. No misfiring today. Shit.
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